#get n o r d v p n set it up to the us and then pay 5€ for f 1 t v

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horner and danica in the same shot on sky. rip to the people who have to pay for this

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Dark Cacao Cookie Smut Alphabets

A) Aftercare:

Dark Cacao Cookie gives out really great aftercare, from back massages to herbal baths to herbal teas. He wants to make sure that his partner is alright

B) Body Part:

Their favorite body part on himself is definitely his eyes and his favorite part on his partner is their eyes. He really does like his partner eyes for sure

C) Cum:

Dark Cacao Cookie cums about four cups of semen each round, he’s very pent up for sure. But his cum does taste like bitter chocolate for sure :)

D) Dirty Secret:

It’s nothing special but Dark Cacao Cookie enjoys a little bondage. For in the bedroom or for decoration. He wouldn’t mind if his partners tied him up

E) Experience:

Dark Cacao Cookie is pretty experienced in the bedroom, he maybe a cold hearted king. But he is definitely experienced

F) Favorite Position:

Dark Cacao Cookies favorite position is missionary, he’s really old fashioned but he loves staring into his partner eyes whenever he has sex for sure

G) Goofy:

Dark Cacao Cookie is very serious in the bedroom, for one reason he don’t want to hurt his partners for sure. He can be a softy too but that’s for later on :3

H) Hair:

Dark Cacao Cookie does groom daily maybe twice a week for sure.

I) Intimacy:

This is the side you’ll see for Dark Cacao Cookie, he maybe romantic in the bedroom but he’s a cold king in public.

J) Jack Off:

Dark Cacao Cookie don’t masterbate that much because he thinks it’s very messy. But in reality, he just makes a very messy mess.

K) Kink:

Dark Cacao Cookie isn’t very kinky, pretty much vanilla but he does have a few favorite kinks he has:

-Daddy Kink

-Biting Kink / Marking Kink

-Lingerie

L) Location:

Dark Cacao Cookie has two favorite places to have sex. One is in the bedroom & second is in the throne room (it happens when no one is there or around)

M) Motivation:

What turns Dark Cacao Cookie on, if his partner goes down on their knees and give him a blow job for working hard. It definitely turn him on for sure

N) No:

Dark Cacao Cookie won’t do anything that involves hurting his partners (anything like knife play to breath play) that’s just out of the question!

O) Oral:

Dark Cacao Cookie prefers giving than receiving, he wants his partners to feel good especially when there alone

P) Pace:

Slow and Steady is what Dark Cacao Cookie prefers, he not taking any chances on hurting his partners

Q) Quickie:

Dark Cacao Cookie is iffy on quickies, sure he likes them when he’s busy but all the time is eh

R) Risk:

Dark Cacao Cookie is up for experimenting but nothing that hurt his partners

S) Stamina:

Dark Cacao Cookie can go up to two rounds, sometimes three if he’s very pent up

T) Toys:

Dark Cacao Cookie don’t own toys, but if his partner does own some. He’ll definitely use them on them

U) Unfair:

Dark Cacao Cookie is a huge tease for sure but not to the point of his partner getting upset at him

V) Volume:

Dark Cacao Cookie isn’t very vocal, soft grunts could be could but that’s all you being hearing from him

W) Wild Card:

Not to mention but Dark Cacao Cookie enjoys seeing his partner is very revealing lingerie sets. Especially sets that barley cover anything up

X) X-Ray:

Dark Cacao Cookie is about 6.2 inches for sure, for sure your ain’t walking in the morning

Y) Yearing:

Dark Cacao Cookie sex drive is pretty low, but he does help if his partners are needy and need to let some steam off

Z) Zzz:

Dark Cacao Cookie does sleep after his partner is taken care of. He wants to make sure that there okay

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Cregan Stark NSFW Alphabet

NSFW topics ahead don’t read if you’re not comfortable!!

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Cleans you up with a rag and warm water while telling how perfect you are for him

Knows you get cold in the north so he always has extra fur blankets to wrap you in

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

For him he likes his eyes, knows you go wild for eye contact and you always compliment his eyes

On you he likes your stomach and hips, most northern girls he’s bedded have been rather skinny he loves the feeling of your stomach under his hands

LOVES your hips boy is grabbing them while pounding into you or caressing them while making love

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

He will cum in you if you’re comfortable with it he goes feral for that shit

If not he loves cumming on your back or stomach something about you being dirty with his seed makes his brain short wire

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Would love to fuck you in the great hall alone obviously

Just the thought while he’s at some important meeting he just has to look at the table to remember what you two did whilst everyone is oblivious

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He has 10 kids.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Anything where he can see your face

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

Cregan lets you set the mood but if it’s after a battle or hunt it’s all business

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

He’s well shaven he likes to keep it neat and manageable

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He’s romantic he wants everything to be perfect for you he will definitely start a nice fire for you

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He doesn’t necessarily like or need to jerk he has you

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Breeding kink goes brr

Wants you to have his kids so bad he will whisper in your ear during sex telling you how good you would look pregnant

Praise giving and receiving he likes to know he’s making you feel good

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

Your chambers obviously he loves going to bed knowing you have had sex on the bed

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

Imagining you pregnant

Seeing you with Kids (more specifically Rickon)

He loves to see you all dressed up for important events

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Will never do anything without your consent

Will never lay his hands on you

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

LIVES for eating you out it’s his favorite meal

Won’t deny head but won’t demand it he prefers giving

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Once again it’s mostly up to you and your preference but I like to think he goes deep you know quality over quantity

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Only likes quickies if he has absolutely no time

He likes to take his time to make his lady feel good

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

Will never do something with you not being comfortable so kind of if your down, so is he

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

He can last atleast 3-4

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

I can’t imagine him using them on you, he prefers to please you himself

Doesn’t mind if you use them by yourself, he’s a lord after all he’s busy

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

He can tease and will but hates making you wait

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s not very loud but he will grunt and moan in your ear

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

Cregan was so touch starved before you got betrothed so when you held him the first night you made love he cried but always denies it

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Oh yeah he’s big you know what they say about northern men😏😏

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

This man is down literally 24/7

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Cregan makes sure you are comfortable and okay before anything then it’s fair game you both knock out

A/n: My first NSFW alphabet!!! Give me feedback how did I do?? Who next??

[puddinqinq]

Could I maybe request a nsfw alphabet for Naruto and Sasuke. <33

Nsfw alphabet ft. Naruto & Sasuke!

A/n: thanks for being my first ask! ♡ sorry if it's a bit short, this is my first time with nsfw 😭🩷

Naruto Uzumaki -

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): He tries his best! He's super full of energy, and sometimes forget you're tired after sex. Let him know what you need and he's got it for you! His favorite part of aftercare is probably holding you and talking.

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): His favorite part of himself is probably his hands! Whether in a sexual context or not, he loves touching you. His favorite part of you is your face, he loves looking at the expressions you make!

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person): He loves finishing on your face, or in your mouth!

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): He REALLY wants to fuck you with his shadow clones.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?): Moderately? He's had a couple partners since becoming more popular in the village. He has to be told what you like!

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying.): He's often all over you at random times, he likes going at it against the wall.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): He's very silly, it's in his nature!

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.): Naruto doesn't shave. He's not a fan. His hair is just a bit darker than the ones on his head!

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…): Naruto can be intimate, but oftentimes can't be serious. That doesn't mean he doesn't find it romantic, he just likes cracking jokes and giggling throughout sex!

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon): He masturbates a lot, even with a partner. Very very easily worked up.

K = Kink (one of their kinks): Praise 100%, he lives for your affection and compliments.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do): On the wall or over a counter... Often too impatient to make it to bed.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going): Praising him about nearly anything! He's immediately all over you.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): Naruto refuses to degrade, he'd feel too guilty afterwards.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc): Prefers to receive, but is never opposed to giving!

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.): Fast! He's naturally very hyper, and sometimes will need to be told to slow down.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.): Loves them! He gets to set a fast pace and get things done before having to head out on a mission, go out, etc.!

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.): He'll experiment if you want to! He's plenty happy with his sex life as it is, but would try most things at least once if asked.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…): Lots of stamina! He lasts pretty long and can go for multiple rounds without needing a break (please...tell him if you need a second).

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?): Not really, he doesn't see a need for them. He doesn't mind you having any, but won't go out of his way to use them.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): Huge tease! Even if it's stupid icha icha paradise quotes it's his mission to fluster you. Once he discovers edging it's definitely his favorite thing.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make): Surprisingly I don't think he'd be very loud, talkative sure. But he's more likely to groan and grunt quietly.

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice): He goes way, way rougher on you if he feels shown up my Sasuke.

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words): about 5.5 inches, but pretty thick. Veiny.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?): Incredibly high, he's almost always down for anything.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): Doesn't fall asleep for a while, but tries to once you're asleep.

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Sasuke Uchiha -

A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex): So attentive! Constantly asking if you're alright and if he can get anything for you. Has water and a cloth on standby for you!

B = Body part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s): He likes his eyes most. Not only as a pride thing but because whenever you compliment them it fills him with so much joy. He says he loves every part of you equally, but I think he's an ass guy in (not so) secret.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person): He's absolutely without question into breeding. Restoring the clan and all of that.. If you ask him not to of course he'll comply but other wise he'll ask to finish inside.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs): He may or may not steal some of your clothes to bring with him on travels, and jerk off while smelling them.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?): I'd say he's pretty experienced, many women find him wildly attractive.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual): Missionary, he loves looking into your eyes!

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc): He's very serious. Naruto's exact opposite, he sometimes makes a sarcastic remark but otherwise he's not one for jokes.

H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.): He trims and sometimes shaves, both hair colors are the same!

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…): Very very romantic! He wants to make it special for you most of the time, even if you've been together long.

J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon): Not too often actually. Only if he really really misses you! Otherwise, it's incredibly rare.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks): Breeding, obviously. He loses his control at the thought of you having his children.

L = Location (Favourite places to do the do): 100% the bed, he's normally going out of his way to take things to the bedroom if you both aren't there already.

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going): Talks about wanting kids, and smelling you. If you have a perfume you often wear or shampoo you use he's buying you more the moment you run out.

N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs): He hates the idea of causing you any pain, even light slaps make him feel awful.

O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc): He prefers to give! He's okay dying if it's between your thighs. Sometimes you'd have to pry him off of you after he starts, Sasuke is a determined man.

P = Pace (Are they fats and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.): Sasuke is slow and sensual, he may speed up towards the end but is more into the intimate aspect of sex.

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.): Absolutely not a fan. Maybe if he's in a rush and especially worked up, but even then he wouldn't feel as satisfied.

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.): He's okay trying what you want! He doesn't have many specific things he'd like to try. Maybe temperature play. Not risky at all.

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…): Pretty high stamina, a lot like Naruto! Lasts pretty long and for a good amount of rounds.

T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?): Is out too much to use toys, really. He likes using vibrators on you when he's home, though!

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease): He's wrapped around your finger, if you want something he won't deny you.

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make): He's a lot more vocal when he's close, otherwise it's an occasional grunt (sometimes you wonder if he's even enjoying it... He is.)

W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice): I think he's blunt about what he wants. He's likely to straight up tell you, "I want to have sex". Pretty honest guy!

X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words): About 7 inches, not very thick. Upward curve.

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?): I don't actually think it's very high! He likes it, yeah, but his libido is a bit below average. He doesn't mind whenever you want, though. You often may have to take initiative.

Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards): Not very quickly. He holds you until you're asleep but stays up thinking or looking at you before he finally closes his eyes.

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N$FW Alphabet:

Buggy Edition!

A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)

It's pretty piss poor, He will glad a big ass towel and sort of pat you clean. Unsure how to be properly affectionate and is actually awkward as hell.

B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)

He likes his hair he finds it the only part of his body that is conventionally attractive. He takes very good care of his hair because of this.

For his S/O he is a breast man- Titties are a good day for anyone and he loves them. Big, small, flat or perky. He loves them

C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)

On your face- It will always be his place of choice. He just loves the messy look on you and often you panting, red faced. The cum just adds to your beauty.

D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)

He wants you to ride his face- he's just too self conscious to admit it. He wants you to use his face like a seat.

E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)

He's experienced with paid sex- (Gotta pay for a ship somehow) But otherwise no. He has no Charaisma so nah-

F= Favorite position

Doggy- Likes to pull your hair and completely wreck you from behind. Watch your body bounce from his wrath.

G= Goofy (how serious are they)

Surprisingly he isn't thay Goofy. During sex he is quite focused and serious- But afterwards often in the afterglow were he is just feeling good does he will giggle and be really cute.

H= Hair (grooming habits)

Surprisingly well groomed. Finds that his blue curls can be very irritating to deal with if he slacks it will turn into a mess. So he keeps a takes well care for set of blue curls that are as lovely as the hair on his head.

I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)

Surprisingly while he likes rough sex and rough play he uses romantic elements- these rough bites, bruises are his way of being romantic

J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)

A ton- He will sometimes just sit on his throne and rub one out. However now that he has a S/O he will just have sex with you more now.

K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)

He has several-

He loves claiming his S/O with acts of BDSM. Also loves bites, has a massive bite Kink and dominate Kink.

- secret sub kink but thats down the line-

L= Location (where they like to get it on)

Anywhere- But loves his throne the most. Will fully fuck his S/O on his throne for all to see.

M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)

Nice cleavage of any type

But the biggest turn on for him is acts of care. If you're genuinely nice to him he will be turned on the most.

N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)

Degradation, he hates it... Biggest way to turn him off and get him mad.

O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)

On he loves receiving but wants to give, he desperately wants to be a giver but feels self conscious.

After a while will bring it up and will suddently be the biggest giver ever.

P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)

Relatively he has a fast pace but can last a while. Maybe it's the years of hopelessly beating his meat but he he can last a while.

Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)

His favorite form of sex! He loves Quickies all throughout the ship.

R= Risk (do they like to try new things)

They are hesitant. So 50/50 on new things

S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)

Around 15 minute rounds for the most part, But

T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)

He is a Toy! He is a living sex toy. Any and everything can be detached and that's a fun toy for you! If you add

U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)

Buggy is sometimes a tease- Usually in public he will tease. Either by having his hands on very sensitive goods or straight up using his detached dick to be rested inside of them in a form of cockm

V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)

Surprise Surprise Buggy is quite loud and vocal- He loves to give out praise and loud moans. He wants everyone to hear him!

W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)

Buggy will sometimes bottom for his S/O while not often he will defienly will let his softer whine come out. Letting out whimpers and sweet moans of bliss.

X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)

Buggy is surprisingly well endowed. A solid 9inches and very girthy. Neatly trimmed blue pubes and a creamy tan color with hints of pink.

Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)

He has very high sex drive. May it be that he was deprived for physical affection for so long that now he has a incredibly high sex drive.

Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)

Buggy is farily last falling asleep afterwards. Cuddling against you and acts awkwardly. May try to give some awkward jokes.

[jungwnies]

syn ' a-z alphabet (nsfw) jeon jungkook pairing ' bf!jungkook x gn!reader

i am so unbelievably down bad for jk right now, so this is in honor of seven and my current weakness in the knees for him?!?!?!

a ⋆ aftercare - (how he is after sex)

BOY.... YOU KNOWWW he is taking care of you well

cleaning you up

cuddling you

just know that aftercare he gives is TOP tier

NIGHT AFTER NIGHT HE WILLLLL be treating you right ;)

b ⋆ body part - (his favorite body part)

you lips

your thighs

your ass

literally every part of your body he loves

c ⋆ cum - (anything to do with cum)

he comes on your stomach

or in you

if you don't want to fuck raw then he opts for the stomach

but he prefers coming in you

he likes seeing his seed spill out of you

d ⋆ dirty secret - (his dirty secret)

he loves when you beg

it's the virgo in him

he loves seeing you under his control

like seeing you so down bad for him

and just so submissive

he loves it

e ⋆ experience - (how experienced is he?)

girl

he knows what he's doing that's for sure

he doesn't have a lot of bodies

but he's been in committed relationships before

and the sex never fails to please

f ⋆ fav position - (sex position)

missionary for sure

loves being able to see your face

but sometimes he just wants to do doggy and shove your face into the pillow

g ⋆ goofy - (how he acts in the moment)

he's not goofy okay

but he isn't serious

he's very very

romantic

he's about making sure you're pleased

h ⋆ hair - (how groomed is he?)

he is very well groomed

but he isn't ... bald down there

there's hair there

but not a lot

it's trimmed

not completely gone though

i ⋆ intimacy - (how passionate is he?)

very passionate

like i said

he's a romantic

j ⋆ jack off - (how often he masturbates)

like once or twice a week if you're not there

but if you're there

then never

unless it's mutual

k ⋆ kink - (one or more)

lowkey sadistic???

he kind of enjoys hearing your sobs

or when you cry for him

but if you're genuinely hurt or sad

then he will be there for you

but if you're just in tears cus the sex is

THAT good

then he's super into it

l ⋆ location - (fav place to do it)

the bedroom

sometimes in the car

but mainly in the bedroom

or just anywhere in the house

m ⋆ motivation - (what keeps him going)

your moans

your cries

your sounds

the way you moan his name

it's like fucking music to his ears

n ⋆ no - (something he would NOT do)

would neverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

do anything like somnophilia

he's just not into that

if he's going to fuck you

you're going to be awake

o ⋆ oral - (giving + receiving — is he good?)

he goes crazy

especially when he's giving

HE GOES CRAZY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and when he's receiving

his basically fucks your throat

god

god

god

god

oh my god

p ⋆ pace - (fast and rough? slow and sensual?)

rough yet sensual

he goes hard

but not fast

q ⋆ quickie - (his opinion on it + how often they happen)

all the time

on set

before award shows

when people say he has the "we just fucked look"

it's real

because you guys literally just fucked

r ⋆ risks - (is he willing to experiment, does he take risks, etc.)

yes

he is willing to experiment for you

he will risk it all for you

but he sets boundaries

and he respects yours

anything you both are down to do will be done

s ⋆ stamina - (how long can he last?)

he lasts pretty long

but it's not round and round

it's like

longgggg foreplay

and longggg sex

he takes his time

he wants you to feel good

stimulated in every part >.>

t ⋆ toys - (does he use/own any?)

no not really

he's kind of into teasing you in public

it makes it easy to get you to finish shopping

u ⋆ unfair - (how much does he tease?)

A MOTHER FUCKIN LOT

that's all i have to say

he teases a lot ok?

v ⋆ volume - (how loud is he + what noises does he make?)

he moans loudly

he's very vocal about how he feels

not growls but groans fs

just always says your name

and is like

fuck

yes

baby

i love it

fuck

yeah... ANYWAYS NEXT???

w ⋆ wild card - (random headcanon for him)

he thinks about marriage and kids the second he looks at you

he's never been one to think that far into the future

but the second he realized he loved you aka the second he looked at you

he just fell immediately

it's like his whole future flashed before his eyes lol

x ⋆ x-ray - (what’s under his clothes?)

he's not long

he's not thick

he's average

like ngl it's not that big

but it gets bigger when he's hard

so it makes up for those lost inches

we all know he's built

the abs the muscles

he's works out

very nice bod

we all know this yes?

y ⋆ yearning (how high is his sex drive?)

everyday he is down to do it

but he doesn't actually do it everyday

as long as you're open to it

then he is also open to it

it's above avg. but not high

z ⋆ zzz - (how quickly does he sleep after?)

not quickly

he has a hard time sleeping tbh

he falls asleep quick but he doesn't always feel the need to sleep

he sleeps once he knows you're comfortable

and he will be able to sleep once you wrap your arms around him

and tell him you love him

duh

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[thepeachtre]

NSFW alphabet with homelander since you guys voted for him more below the cut also this is my first time doing anything remotely NSFW

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex) homelander would see you better then everyone so he would clean you up and probably carry you back to bed

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s) the breast he loves to see them bounce he would probably pay a lot of attention to them

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically) he loves to see his cum all over you on your breast and ass to basically see his creation or to see that your his but I also feel he loves to cum inside you for that same feeling over you

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs) he secretly likes to be the sub sometimes or he likes to be peg he may not say it or he may ask you one day If you could switch roles

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?) homelander would be pretty experience definitely slept with others in the pass

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying) anything where he can see your face or he loves to see your face buried in the pillows to

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.) he pretty serious during sex probably a couple moans and some praise

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.) he really well groomed and would probably Focus extra hard on grooming before sex and probably except you to be well groomed to

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect) it probably depends but if you are in a relationship or not If you are in a relationship he would probably see you as better then everyone so he would be pretty romantic in that since

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon) he would probably go to you if he feel horny probably see jacking off as something lesser then having sex

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks) punishment loves to put you in your place though fucking you to daylight or spanking you or etc

L = Location (favorite places to do the do) the bedroom would hate for someone to walk in and see what his but if he feeling risky would probably do it at one of the many room in Vought

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going) seeing you in revealing clothes like a matching bra and panties set or lingerie

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs) nothing that involves other people he see you as his and only his

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.) when receiving he definitely whimpering and moaning mess when receiving and when giving he really skillfull

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.) he really fast and rough due to you know the super human speed he has through the compound v

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.) doesn’t like them but will do one if he really in the mood and needs to get it over with but likes to take a lot of time though so I don’t see him liking quickies

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.) he probably would love to experiment as longs as it doesn’t involve othe people he would welcome the idea of experiment also is willing to take risks

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?) he could probably go on for a pretty long time probably can’t stop until he wants to so he probably can on for a super long time

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?) probably would use vibraters on you but would definitely ask you to use something on him if he in the mood

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease) he a pretty big tease probably will hold of on making you cum until the last second or until you really beg for it

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make) makes a lot of noise during sex definitely moans and whimpers if he the one receiving

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character) loves to hear you beg during sex it a massive turn on and will definitely motivated him

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes) avg size but is definitely girthy and will definitely be a challenge for you to take and is definitely not going to be easy

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?) It is pretty high gets turn on pretty quickly

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) probably falls asleep after a while after sex I feel like the compond v enhances how long he can stay up for so he probably reads or does something else while you sleep

Also thanks for reading if you did cause this is my first time writing for homelander and thanks for al them support I appreciate it

[s1llysmut]

Hey, boss can we get an order of the nsfw alphabet for Emily with a bf? And maybe a side of fluff?

A/N: Of course! Sorry for not responding sooner, I got in a pretty nasty car accident recently. Anyways I wasn’t really sure what you meant by a side of fluff so I hope you enjoy nonetheless!

NSFW alphabet for Emily

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

She’s so cuddly and clingy. She won’t let you leave her even for just a second.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

Her favourite part of herself is her wings because she thinks they’re super pretty and cute (they are), her favourite part of you, well she says it’s your heart but she’s also got a thing for your torso. Abs or not, she’s gonna stare.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

She wants you to cum in her every single time. She really likes the idea of having a baby with you.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

She likes the idea of being punished. Angel in streets but a freak in the sheets of you know what I mean.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

She’s pretty naive when it comes to this stuff. It’s kinda cute though.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Missionary or riding you. She wants to see your face. Even though her eyes are closed most of the time.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

She’s a bit of both. Depends what you want.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

She keeps it well trimmed.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

She’s pretty romantic. She will wanna hold your hand the whole time.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

She bumps your pillow a lot. But if you ever caught her she’d just die of embarrassment.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Light BDSM. She likes the idea of being punished when she’s “bad”.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

If you start kissing her neck and playing with her wings she will melt.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

She won’t hurt you. She doesn’t want to.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

She prefers giving. She’s generous by nature. She’ll look up at you with big innocent eyes.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

She lets you set the pace. She submits to you entirely.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

She doesn’t really like them but if you want one she won’t say no.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

She doesn’t like the idea of being caught or seen that way by others. She will try out new kinks though as long as it’s in private

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

She can go for as long as you want. She doesn’t care as long as you’re happy.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

She doesn’t own any but if you wanted to use some she’s be down to try it.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Not at all. She can’t handle the idea of teasing you. She thinks it’s mean.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

She can be quite loud. She lets out breathy moans and whimpers.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

When you’re eating her out she giggles a bit. She says it tickles.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

B cups and perky nipples.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Not very high but again she’ll go along with whatever you want.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

Pretty much immediately as long as she’s cuddling with you.

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Ona Batlle NSFW Alphabet [bottom!ona ver.] (18+, Minors DNI!)

A: Aftercare

Ona is so needy after sex and doesn’t want to be away from you while she calms down

B: Body Part (their favorite body part of themselves and their partner)

Ona’s favorite body part is her neck, she loves when you mark her neck or wrap your hand around it while you fuck her

Her favorite body part is you fingers, because of how good they make her feel

C: Cum (anything to do with cum)

You have her lick your fingers after you’ve made her cum

D: Dirty Secret 

Wants to get a mirror somewhere in the room to watch the reflection of you fucking her

E: Experience (Are they experienced? Do they know what they are doing?) 

Ona is experienced but most of her experience comes from being the more dominant person and when she finally learned to be more subessive she was in for a whole new experience

F: Favorite Position 

Doesn’t care what the position is as long as you have your fingers inside her or your mouth on her

G: Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous?)

If she’s been drinking she’ll be a little giddy but for the most part, she’s serious

I: Intimacy (How intimate are they during the moment?)

Ona loves intimacy and that doesn’t change in the moment

J: Jack off (Masturbation HC)

You don’t like for her to get herself off but sometimes she feels a bit bratty and will, and she sends you proof that she did which results in some sort of punishment

K: Kink (One or more of their kinks) 

She likes being edged even if it does delay her orgasm, but the one that follows when you finally let her cum has her back arching and she’s seeing stars

L: Location (Favorite place to have sex)

She doesn’t care where as long as you are making her feel good

M: Motivation (What turns them on?) 

One thing that turns her on is hearing you yell during training, especially if you’re yelling at her for some reason

N: No (Something they wouldn't do)

She doesn’t want to do anything dangerous, she’s open to a little pain but anything past that is a no

O: Oral (Preference on giving or receiving)

Receiving, if she could spend hours with you between her legs, she would

P: Pace (Fast & Rough? Slow & Sensual?) 

It is always sensual but the pace of things changes based on the buildup

Q: Quickie (Thoughts on quickies) 

Quickies don’t give Ona enough time to fully experience everything but once she feels your hands on her, she’s always willing to be a bit late to wherever you need to be

R: Risk (Are they open to experimenting) 

Not really, Ona has a set range of things she likes and doesn’t really want to expand past them

S: Stamina (How many rounds) 

You two can go for many rounds of switching things up (how you make her cum)

T: Toys 

Doesn’t prefer them because she prefers when you use your mouth and/or fingers

U: Unfair (Do they like the tease)

Ona loves being teased even if she’s begging for you to do anything to let her cum

V: Volume (How loud are they? What sounds do they make) 

She’s not super loud but sometimes you pull louder moans from her

W: Wild Card (Random HC)

Ona never thought she’d be the one to beg for someone to touch her but the first time you edged her during sex, her most used word was “please”

Y: Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

It’s normal for the most part

Z: ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

She’s not up for a very long time afterward but she also doesn’t fall asleep right away

[athanasius-symposium-of-writings]

NSFT Alphabet: Weeping Clown

I didn't forget! Hereeeeee Weepy! (someone pls hug him). Btw idk much about his lore so most of this is based on vibes (i want to kiss him vibes)

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

If this man is not out like a light (poor stamina), he beaming like a bright af light bulb. He is very exhausted and can't do much but he is very cuddly after. Definitely needy.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

On himself, not much. Poor guy has low self-esteem and only likes what you like about him. On you, your face. You are his sun, so bright in his eyes and painfully aware others bask in your radiance (help him).

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Weepy matches what you like about him. Do you want it inside? Okay! Outside? Okay! Want him to clean up his mess with his mouth? Okay!

D = Dirty secret (pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

Pegging, no I will not explain.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Weepy is a virgin. He knows only the barest minimum from listening in on conversations but other than he knows nothing.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Oh this sweet summer boy only will do missionary unless told otherwise.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

I think he is very serious in a romantic way, he is trying really hard to be perfect. You gotta help him loosen up. 

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

I think it is a bush, he never thought to groom it down or shave it— Unless you tell him too, he will do anything for you (god help him). Ngl i love the idea of his red hair being from him dying it and that his natural hair is either a light brown or dark brown so the drapes might not match the carpet.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? The romantic aspect)

A wet dog looking at you with sad eyes and a slowly wagging tail (he is trying)

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

He has a lot 

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Love (if he was into kink it would be puppy play, yall not ready for that convo lol)

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

His room he needs the lights off too (help this guy)

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

So weepy does not come off to me as someone who is often turned on. He will naturally want attention then believes maybe sex is the response he so have. I think he just matches your mood though after a while

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)

Anything painful, he probably won't do bdsm related things (he is vanilla)

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Giving, not even joking he wants to go down on you as many times as he possibly can. Giving that hot pathetic face (noice)

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Due to him being inexperienced, he is slow and has no rhythm. So you need to set the pace

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

He will do a quickie but only if you start it.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

Again, bdsm probably will scare him. However, because he lacks self esteem, he bends to whatever you want. So… he is vanilla, it is what it is. No for this.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

Low, he apologetic about it too

T = Toys (do they own toys? Do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He has no idea what this is but definitely use it if you want to train him to last longer

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

You gotta be a bit unfair with him, he begs pretty 

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

Weepy is very embarrassed, he tries hard to be quiet but it is so hot how he sounds so lol sing baby!

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He is not Mike who is playful and funny or Margaretha who is naturally seductive and playful, because of his self esteem and lack of confidence he looks to you heavily for guidance. Weepy is the sort of partner you need to have prior relationship experience with. He comes off needy and desperate to please, it is very much mental health issues related and you need to both be ready for that and in a good place to be ready to put a lot of work into this. Yeah you are playing therapist, parent, and lover; there will be struggles— Weepy will try though to the best of his ability. Again you gotta be ready to walk into this relationship with him.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

… bet you think it's big huh sorry smol cock king here

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Oh this guy you think it would be high with how desperate he is but nope, he needy for intimacy but intimacy does not mean sex (teach him that omg)

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterward)

Fast af he out, gone to the world with a light snoring 

[jennaortegasshoes]

Mirrored out

Warning: g!p w, fem r, p in v, tiny bit of fingering but only a second, mirror sex, rough Wednesday, use of a knife (once)

DNI IF YOU ARE NOT COMFORTABLE!! I am not in charge of what you read. Read at your own risk.

PROOF READ STILL MAYBE SOME MISTAKES , STRAIGHT INTO IT.

"strip for me cara mia, wanna see that beautiful body" she hums behind you, her cock straining against her uniform.

you nod, keeping eye contact with her through the mirror, removing your white 'fleetwood mac' baggy t-shirt and kicking off your biker shorts revealing the red silky set your wearing underneath.

she hums in satisfaction of the undergarments you chose to wear "so dirty for me y/n, wearing that under your clothes just for me, such a slut." she growls, her voice dropping a tone or two.

you flush a hot red dropping the eye contact between the two of you "how much do you love this set princess?" she traces hot kisses down your neck, itching for your reply.

"i- i uhm its not my favourite" you gulp looking up at her through the mirror, she hums and raises a blade towards the hem of your underwear, pushing the tip of her knife in enough so she can rip them in half.

She shoves them into her blazer pocket before repeating the same action on your bra. "so beautiful baby" she nibbles at your neck, you let out a low whimper and press one of your hands onto the mirror infront of you.

"oh wens, i need you so bad" you felt the pool of arousal grow in your stomach, she licks her lips at the statement and pulls her cock out from underneath her long skirt. "gonna ruin you so bad sweet girl." she runs her fingers along your slit humming at how wet you've become. "so wet and ready for me cara mia"

you groan and push yourself backwards against her abdomen, trying to get some kind of friction to get yourself off. "Your so needy, poor thing" she pushes one finger into your pussy, you whimper at the feeling and buck your hips but she pulls her finger out, a string of your arousal following before she slips it into your mouth. You obey and suck on her finger moaning at the sweet taste of yourself.

"such a dirty girl, moaning at the taste of yourself" she guides her tip towards the entrance of your pussy "i thought you were my innocent girl, hm? but your so dirty" she thrusts into you, bottoming you out to get you used to the feeling of her inside of you.

you close your eyes and wince at the slight feeling of pain from the harsh thrust "go Wednesday, need to feel you.... so bad" you groan and open your eyes to stare at yourself in the mirror, feeling slightly more aroused at the position you are in.

"anything for you my sweet girl" she pulls her cock out leaving only the tip in before thrusting back in and maintaining a paste-full rhythm.

you moan, loving the feeling of her cock hitting that one spongey spot that has you feeling euphoric "o-oh god Wednesday, just like that b-baby" you whimper as you watch your tits bouncing up and down with each thrust. "Your pussy feels so good around my cock, your so tight" she hisses. "wanna feel you come around my cock sweet girl"

you felt that familiar knot tighten in your stomach, you knew you were close and so did Wednesday "d-dont stop, dont stop!" You screamed throwing your head back to rest on wednesdays shoulder.

"such a good girl" she moans feeling her own orgasm building up "cum for me, cum around my cock princess" she whimpers her thrusts becoming sloppier by the minute.

you let out a pornographic scream before your orgasm crashes over you, you feel like your floating on a cloud, the pleasure is amazing, wednesdays orgasm isnt far behind as she releases her load into your pussy painting your walls a creamy white.

you fall to the floor wednesday falling next you, both of you panting like dogs. "fuck that was good baby" she groans, you hum removing hair that was stuck to your forehead.

"so how about a round 2?"

[whoopsyeahokay]

Alphabet Soup

summary: prompt fill. the journey of a clandestine love affair at several stages because Wally Clark craves what he can't have and refuses to keep his hands to himself. and you live for it.

(AN: this'll be a multiple-oneshots deal—out of order—with daily additions until it's complete.)

🛎️prompt - Wally Clark NSFW alphabet.

pairing: Wally Clark x fem!reader

warnings: smut. AU - modern setting. romanticized toxic behavior. grey!Wally Clark. cheating. egregious use of the word 'baby'.

bon reading, frens

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Alphabet Soup - P

P is for the personalized pleasure Wally loves to dote on you. He's a giver like that. What makes you happy makes him happy and he never holds back once he has you alone. Wants to treat his pretty little passenger princess right.

And, damn, he can't hold back when it comes to you. Has to stop at Starbucks and grab your favorite drink before he parks up the street, away from prying eyes. There's a gift in the backseat; something that caught his eye at the mall on Tuesday when he and the boys went to the arcade. Spent his whole paycheck from Reggie's Auto Repair on it without regret.

He can't wait to see you in it. Can't wait to get his hands and mouth all over you, eat you out through the lace, grip the ribbon in a tight fist to deepen the curve of your spine as he fucks in to you.

You make such a beautiful picture under him.

Wally waits, leaning on the hood of his dad's convertible, and greets you with a lopsided smile when you finally sashay up to him, gorgeous, draped in chiffon his favorite color. He drags you into him with his hands on your ass and pins you against him so you'll never get away. Kisses you deep and dirty until he has to stop before he bends you over the nose of the car and treats your neighbors to a show.

He parts with a sweet peck to your lips, opens the door for you, and winks when you notice your drink in the cup holder.

Forty minutes later, Wally's got one hand on the wheel, the other two-fingers deep inside you, pumping tempo to the music as the car charges down a country backroad. Wind whipping your hair, mouth open in pleasure as you pant for more, oh God, Wally, don't stop.

"S'that good, baby?" He says, slow, dark with promise, "Like it when I get you wet like that?"

He's hard, excited for the reward he's planned for himself after he makes you cum. Park in the trees near Castor Lake, tear open the crotch of those cute, baby-doll briefs you opted for, and sink into you from below as he sits like a king in the driver's seat.

And then he'll dress you up, wrap you in the violet lace and ribbon he bought for you, and play out every fantasy he had when he slipped the cashier his credit card.

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also available on AO3!

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

[wayward-persephone]

Hi😊 Can you please do the NSFW Alphabet with Arthur Harrow?🔥 Sorry I forgot to put it in your request box😂 Xx

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex):

He's a big softie after sex. He'll wipe you down and and cuddle you, whispering sweet nothings in your ear. Maybe even give you a massage if he was a little rough. Kisses you all over.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s):

Not horny but he likes his forearms, specifically the scales, because it shows his "worth" to Ammit.

He loves every part of you so it's hard to decide. If he had to pick it would be your hands. He loves holding them and tracing your fingers, kissing each fingertip, and placing your hand on his face to cradle him.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically):

He cums a normal amount. Although he has a dirty habit of rubbing it all over you after he finishes because it's like "marking" you as his.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs):

Totally wants to fuck you in front of the entire cult. Wants to show you off and show everybody how perfect you are for him.

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?):

He's older, but not that experienced. He wasn't able to get around much while as Moon Knight and his devotion to Ammit took up a lot of his time.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying):

Missionary. He wants to see your face the entire time. Also likes to hold your hands while having sex.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.):

He's pretty serious. Might be a little more relaxed than usual, but he still takes this time to be serious and concentrate on you.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.):

Very well groomed. He takes his hygiene very seriously.

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect):

He's very romantic and serious. He'll be a little silly at the beginning, but that will fade the longer you two are at it.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon):

He doesn't masturbate often. Would rather have you do it for him or just have sex. He's too busy to deal with those urges.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks):

Exhibition. He loves when someone walks in on you and he has the secret urge to take you in front of everyone to show you off.

L = Location (favorite places to do the do):

The bedroom. He's a simple man with simple pleasures.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going):

Anything you do, really. He's severely touch-starved so simply kissing his cheek or hugging him will get him going.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs):

Hurt you. He hurt enough people in his past and would adamantly refuse to hurt you in any way.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.):

Prefers giving. Likes to worship you and show his love and devotion to you that way.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.):

Prefers to be slow and sensual. He prefers making love as opposed to fucking. He just wants gentle and softness in his life.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.):

Rarely would like a quickie. Would rather spend the time in a intimate setting with you where he can take his time with you.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.):

Normally, no, but he secretly wants to have people watch how well he makes love to you. Wants to show you off and relish in the envy of others.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?):

He could probably do about two long rounds.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?):

He doesn't like toys because he can get jealous. Wants to be the only thing and only one to give you pleasure.

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease):

He might tease a small amount when you first begin, but becomes quiet serious afterwards. He would usually tease throughout the day, but that's about it.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.):

He's usually a talker in bed. He mutters sweet nothings in your ear the entire time, sweet talking enough to make you blush, and will have soft groans and moans. Prefers to have you screaming in bliss.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character):

He definitely likes to buy you gifts. wants to dress you up in the finest clothes and gems. Just pamper you as much as possible to show his love.

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes):

He's about average, 6 inches, and with enough girth to make you breathless. Leaks precum the second he gets aroused.

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?):

Very much yearns for you constantly. Wants even the simplest touch from you. He has a lot of time to make up for and he wants to spend as much time as possible with you in bed.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards):

Makes sure you are okay and that you have everything you need. Watches over you for a bit before falling asleep. Is a very light sleeper so every move you make wakes him up but he'll just drag you closer and cuddle.

[eepwriting]

II NSFW Alphabet

Warnings: all of it…

!! mdni !!

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✶ A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex.)

➮ II is the king of aftercare. Cleans you up, runs you a bath if that’s your sort of thing. Will bring you a drink and rub your back as you fall asleep.

✶ B = Body Part (Favorite of theirs, favorite of yours.)

➮ He loves his arms. Being a drummer, he’s constantly using his arms for long periods of time and he loves the way they look and feel.

➮ He loves your hips. Hands always on them, squeezing them, massaging circles into them.

✶ C = Cum (Anything to do with cum.)

➮ He likes to cum on your stomach or chest. Just likes seeing you painted with him.

✶ D = Dirty Secret (Self Explanatory?)

➮ He likes taking pictures of you without you knowing. The two of you obviously talked about this before hand but you don’t know exactly when he’s taking these photos. He’s the only one who sees them.

✶ E = Experience (How experienced are they?)

➮ He’s somewhat experienced. You might have to teach him a few things but he learns quickly.

✶ F = Favorite Position

➮ You on top. He likes to look up at you, gripping your hips as he thrusts up into you.

✶ G = Goofy (Are they serious or fun and playful?)

➮ He’s pretty serious, his goal purely set on making you feel good.

✶ H = Hair (How well groomed are they?)

➮ He’s all natural baby.

✶ I = Intimacy (How intimate are they?)

➮ As stated before, he’s purely focused on you most of the time. If he’s not caressing your face while slowly thrusting into you, he’s whispering how much he loves and appreciates you.

✶ J = Jerking Off

➮ He likes sending you videos and pictures of his hand wrapped around himself. Loves it even more if you send something back.

✶ K = Kinks

➮ He wants to be tied up sometimes.

✶ L = Location (Their favorite place to do the do.)

➮ He likes doing it on couches.

➮ With him loving you on top, it’s the easiest place. His feet planted on the ground, his back up against the cushions.

✶ M = Motivation (What turns them on?)

➮ If you sit on his lap or throw your legs over him, he’s done for.

✶ N = No (Something they would never do.)

➮ No shit. No piss.

✶ O = Oral (Preference on giving and receiving.)

➮ He’s obviously very appreciative if you want to give him head but he never expects it.

➮ He, on the other hand will spend many hours between your legs. Whether it’s actually pleasuring you or teasing your thighs and hips, he throughly enjoys his time down there.

✶ P = Pace (Are they rough and fast or slow and gentle?)

➮ He’s a slow lover but if you want to switch up the pace, he’s more than willing to get rough with you.

✶ Q = Quickie

➮ Although he does love taking his time, he also enjoys quickies. The thought of getting caught really gets him going.

✶ R = Risk (Do they experiment?)

➮ Because he doesn’t have a ton of experience, he’s hesitant to try new things but eventually finds what he likes and dislikes. Hence the bondage kink.

✶ S = Stamina (How long do they last?)

➮ An average amount of time, but is quick to arouse again. Meaning multiple orgasms for the both of you.

✶ T = Toys (Do they use them? On you or themselves?)

➮ He has one fleshlight that you semi-jokingly gifted him for when he’s away. He uses it sometimes and will always send you pics of him fucking it.

✶ U = Unfair (How much do they tease you?)

➮ He loves teasing. It prolongs the whole thing for both of you.

➮ Kissing and nipping on your hips and thighs for 10 straight minutes before going down on you. Sliding just his tip in multiple times before thrusting into you fully.

✶ V = Volume (How loud are they?)

➮ He’s not super loud but does often let out very pretty moans.

✶ W = Wild Card (Random head cannon.)

➮ He can’t have sex without music playing. He can’t explain it, only that he can’t.

✶ X = X-Ray (What will we find under their clothes?)

➮ Lotssssss of tattoos.

✶ Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

➮ Relatively high. He’s not constantly thinking about sex but once he gets going, you’re in for a long night.

✶ Z = Zzz (How quickly do they fall asleep after?)

➮ He won’t sleep until you sleep. Your head on his chest, him caressing your head and back. He’ll stare up at the ceiling and wait until your breaths are even and heavy.

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I’m stuck at work so I’m writing all these hehe

If you wanna see anything specific, just request!

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[lokisbiiiitch1993]

NSFW Loki Dirty A- Z

Masterlist

Not for Minors 🚨⚠️🔞

Requested - C - Crying (is it a turn on? a turn off? do they cry during sex? have they cried during sex? what was the reason?)

Requested - Y - Yes, Master (what kinds of names are used during sex? do they like being called master / mistress, daddy, etc...? what names do they call their partner?)Z - Zones (what are their erogenous zones? what spots on their body should be touched, bitten, kissed, when someone wants to get them in the mood?)

Requested - H - Humiliation (does degradation and insults get them hot? do they get off on humiliating someone else? what kind of humiliation is good for them?)I - Impact play (here’s where talking about things like spanking, paddles, canes, floggers and the like.)

Requested -B - Bondage (do they like it? do they not? do they prefer to be the one being tied or the one doing the tying?)

Requested: L - Lighting (are the lights on? off? do they have some kind of mood lighting set up?) W - Water (pool sex? bath / shower sex? are they into watersports at all?)

Requested:T - Top or bottom (self explanatory...)

Requested: E - Extra info (any other fetishes? feet? leather? role playing? blood? fantasies that they might want to experience not on this list?)K - Kissing (what parts of their body do they like having kissed? what parts of their partner do they enjoy kissing? do they like leaving marks / having marks left on them?) U - Underwear (what kind of underwear do they put on in the morning, if any at all... do they own any sexy underwear or lingerie?)

Requested: S - Sleepy sex (do they give oral to wake their partner up? do they like receiving oral to wake up? do they like fucking their partner awake? being fucked awake? how about being fucked to sleep at night? do they have lazy morning sex?)

Requested A - Alone time (how do they get off when they’re all by themselves? do they watch porn, is it all in their imagination, do they jerk off, do they use toys?)

Q - Quiet please (what’s the volume like in the bedroom? are they quiet? do they scream? do they like a loud partner? do they prefer if their partner is more soft spoken?)

F - Food play (do they like using food in the bedroom? are there any foods they prefer to use during sex or foreplay? any they’d like to try?)O - Outdoor sex (have they ever done it in public? would they? where?)J - Jelly (what kind of lube are they using? is it flavored? have they tasted it? do they prefer to use something other than real lube during sex?)

M - Masochism (do they like pain? scratching? biting? being bossed around? spoken down to? choked?) D - Dominance (do they prefer to dominate, or be dominated? do they have experience as a Dom? Do they have a Dom that they trust already? What kind of things do they enjoy as/with their Dominant partner?)

Requested: V - Voyeurism (do they like to watch, or are they more hands on? are they more of an exhibitionist?) N - Not yet (orgasm delay? orgasm denial? do they tell their partner not to touch themselves for a certain amount of time or under certain circumstances? do they delay or deny other things like bathroom usage or food? do they need to beg first? do they like being denied / delayed?) G - Group sex (would they have a threeway? four? an orgy? do they put on a show for spectators? or do they like to keep it just between them and their partner?)

Requested: R - Routine (do they have a routine when it comes to picking up one night stands? do they have scheduled sex with their partner? are things spontaneous or planned ahead of time?) X - X-dressing (do they crossdress as a part of teasing / foreplay? does crossdressing turn them on? turn their partner on? do they prefer to do it or watch their partner crossdress instead? do they use other costumes? cat ears, tails, etc?)

Requested Fic P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?)

P - Photography (are cameras allowed in the bedroom? do they send nudes? do they ask for nudes? would they ever record themselves having sex / being caught up in a sexual act?)

[saturnxlust]

Nsfw alphabet with Arthur Morgan

A = Aftercare (what theyre like after sex)

Honestly he’d be a gentleman, i feel like hed take good care of you like running a bath and getting you water.

B = Body Part (Their favorite body part of theirs and also their partners)

Yours: he likes your hips and thighs, he likes feeling your skin under his fingers and watch as your skin dips and curves

His: honestly this man is very insecure, you can see that when hes talking to himself in the mirror, but his favorite body part of his would be his hands. He likes how he can get you off from them so easily.

C = Cum (Anything to do with cum, basically)

I think he would be a family guys so he would probably like to cum inside, if your jot ready for kids he’d perfer to cum on your ass or stomach.

D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He likes watching you do domestic chores, watching you wash dishes turns him on immediately.

E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)

Hes probably gotten around some, hes a handsome guy (even if he doesnt think so) and i imagine that girls would like to but few have.

F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying)

Mating press or reverse cowgirl, he likes watching you bounce but when hes aggravated he would rather fold you and press you into the mattress.

G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment? Are they humorous? etc.)

Hes serious but he’ll probably crack some jokes, but for the most part serious.

H = Hair (How well-groomed are they? Does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Listen, its the 1800s this man is not shaving, he trims every now and again but he’d probably let it griw

I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment? The romantic aspect.)

Hes imtimate a lot, all lot of the time he takes it slow and appreciates the moment but like i said before if he had a rough day or if its later in the story and dutch or micah is giving him a hard time hes more likely to be rough but still passionate.

J = Jack off (Masturbation Headcanon)

Hes a older man so he probably doesnt do it offen, i imagine he perfers to have you instead of his hand, but if he needs too he probably would.

K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)

Breeding kink definitely, i feel like he has a slight dominance kink too

L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)

Whereever his room set up is, whether is the cabin in the mountains, his tent, his room in the old mansion, his little “tent” or whatever

M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)

A lot, hes a man, it doesnt take a lot, if you have the slightest skin showing and you make it obvious hes hard immediately.

N = No (Something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Hurting you, or having you be fully clothed and him naked, like I mentioned hes insecure so he’d much rather both be naked or only you be naked

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

Yes to both, immediately to both, when and where to both, hed eat you like a starved man and he’d be so sweet if you sucked him off

P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)

Like ive said before it depends, if hes mad rough, if hes not the. Slow and sensual

Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Hes okay with them considering how busy he is but perfers taking awhile

R = Risk (Are they game to experiment? Do they take risks? etc.)

No not really

S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for? How long do they last?)

Hes old and his sickness can prevent him from going for too long but he could go at least 2-3 rounds

T = Toys (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)

No its the 1800s babe there are no toys

U = Unfair (How much they like to tease)

He loves teasing, he could tease you for hours considering how patient he is

V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He could be pretty loud but its mostly low grunting, he likes it when your loud though

W = Wild Card (A random headcanon for the character)

He could probably be down to have a threesome with john, maybe.

X = X-ray (Let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Tbh hes probably not that big, maybe 5-6 inches, its average length

Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)

Pretty high, hes probably pent up from how long he went without having someone, the last girl being mary

Z = Zzz (How quickly they fall asleep afterward)

He falls asleep with you after you bathe together