#get me out of this country lmfao

[apheliia]

christian nationalism is getting real prominent in the u.s. lately (someone get me the fuck out of this insane ass country)

[torchickentacos]

Things my middle-aged mother has said that caught me off guard and made me have to pause whatever I was doing and laugh:

Huge if true

Canon

Shrimps is bugs (WHERE DID SHE LEARN THIS ONE????)

Will update as more come in

[ouroboobos]

does anyone want to live in a stone cottage next to a big glittering lake with me and eat a shit ton of salmon

[anotherpapercut]

people acting like there isn't still very much an active stigma against cannibas and cannibas users is going to be my joker origin story

when i go to the doctor they still put cannibas use under the tab "substance abuse". not even just substance use. it is fully assumed that people who use cannabis, even as a prescription medication, are abusing it. just because you're friends with a couple of dumbass stoners doesn't mean that we've abandoned the idea as a culture that weed is a bad and scary and dangerous and highly addictive drug that will ruin your life if you use it once

[kavehayati]

Laughing at the fact DB asked me to “come over” like okay first of all we’re on the other side of the world from each other second … literally WHAT would we do if I went to America I know exactly what would happen and there is little to nothing else that could stem from such a trip other than that. That’s a lot of money and effort spent travelling just for that bro get a girl in your own country goddamn 😭

[kimmkitsuragi]

bruh just got accepted by a university in the netherlands 💀💀 they say they will inform about scholarship until may the latest but that's kind of a dealbreaker for me so.... kinda awks

[tenebriism]

// Gets to work. The entire team scheduled with me has called off. Lovely.

However, I did get a 10/10 recognition score from a guest, and received a certificate/money, so that lightened the blow a bit.

[blood-ology]

Gotdamn, my younger sister moves to the US and all it took was a grand total of FOUR MONTHS living there for her to decide she wants to JOIN THE MILITARY?????

[symbiodyke]

have yall heard about the 8yo that got attacked by a cougar a couple days ago?

yesterday I didn't know yet, was on a trail nearish where I'm camping nd encountered cougar danger signs on one of the forks in the trail nd was like Huh. Wonder What Happened! and only learned later that night

and!!! the kid got attacked the night before I came in to camp and the ranger was like "hey be careful, there's been cougar sightings today and yesterday"

SIGHTINGS????? LMAO

[nomaishuttle]

if i was the bride in that video where they played an LMFAO WEDDING MARCH MASHUP? it would have been a bloodbath in there

[wormchaser]

i am fat white trash, nursing my cavities while surrounded by my own filth. i sit with my belly out, wearing my shitty black vans t shirt, and i collect crumbs on my chest. my hairy arms lead to hairy hands and to thick, stubby fingers which reach out to a TV remote and change the channel to something broadcasting dirt racing. i parade my neon-painted replica stock-car pieces when i invite you into my “man cave” (dirty, disgusting garage or shed which reeks of cheap beer and lingering body odour). i am short, and ugly, and i smell, and my skin is dotted with acne. my body is stout and built for starvation which will never reach me. my arms shake when i take too much of the medicine i stole from my mom which she stole from someone else. my dad doesn’t love me and i fucking hate him. i am fat white trash, nursing my cavities, in my filthy den, and do you love me anyway? or do you want to beat the shit out of me in a parking lot for being a “poser”?

[rayvern-sheep]

Not enjoying that my life nowadays is just mental breakdown after mental breakdown

I don’t do well without a goal in life. And since I’ve got pretty much every achievable thing I wanted growing up, even things I couldn’t achieve myself, I’m just lost.

Especially now that I’m in constant physical discomfort, I can’t even enjoy the things. Like, not having a goal in life wouldn’t be as bad if I could actually just enjoy the things I have… But I fucking can’t.

Just existing is genuinely fucking overwhelming. I feel burned-out just by having to maintain my digestive system. I can’t handle anything else anymore idk why.

Knowing my friends are doing well is conflicting. I see them existing and I’m ofc happy for them. And I feel briefly inspired. Until I remember the body I was given… Aaaaand then I spiral. It’s why hanging out w/ my friends just leaves me feeling so hopeless nowadays. I’m not jealous per say, I don’t want their lives, but I want to be able to live one myself.

[phagodyke]

was brave and talked to my doctor abt my period bs + she said it might be endometriosis without me even having to bring it up... 💀

[bonetrousle]

im about to table at the biggest con in the country in like a week and im V nervous because that's the biggest con i will have ever done (but luckily i only have to do one day instead of all four bc im just trying it out!!!!) and im just hoping like hell that things will sell really well and i'll sell out of most of my prints and most of my stickers because i am sooo tired of these old designs and i want them GONE and i want a FRESH START!!!!! not me selling 90% steven universe merch in the year of our lord 2024 when no one gaf anymore LMFAO...

i'm hoping there's still some interest for it at this con at any rate, particularly if no one else is selling su stuff. it's just quite simply the only thing I created any prints for back in the day because I just suck at making new fresh stuff. I've barely made any art since i started my job.... so all my art prints are such old designs.... I'm hoping if I get cleared out it's an opportunity to either a) not do artist alleys anymore lol or b) design new stuff that I'm happier with and create a more cohesive... *shudders* brand... anyways!!

[astrxealis]

my closest experience to crying while in tokyo was when i held the vinyl for final fantasy 3 in my hands at tower records and sm other shit i love. not even going to eorzea cafe and also seeing grandcypher kitchen made me cry, surprisingly !!! damn.

[cherrymoonvol6]

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