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I love how unsanitized The Terror feels. Like there’s grime everywhere. You can tell those men smell bad. When they do surgery you can hear the bone being cut, when they get sick they look genuinely ill. The main character’s actor even has pockmarks, he LOOKS like he could be from the 1800s! And idk, I think it’s cool that we’re so aware of the characters’ carnal desires. They’re hungry, thirsty, freezing, etc, and it is so obvious that they have a body with needs!!
I think this also accounts for how horny the show feels, even though everyone is bundled up 90% of the time and there are no real romantic subplots. Besides the fact that it’s a very carnal show, it just has the intimacy and grime of true horniness. Is this thing on
#rambling#virtually none of my mutuals/followers like The Terror… y’all please give it a shot…..#it’s SO MUCH like jsamn. like surprisingly similar#speaking of fantasy novels#I should write a little essay about how many Great Stories have a sense of physical realism to them!#like think about Lord of the Rings#in those books it takes them ages to get anywhere. they spend a lot of time talking about their water bottles and food supplies#and I’m thinking of that one bit where they spend the whole chapter trying to figure out how to get down a small cliff#you FEEL like you’re hiking with them#same sorta deal with the terror#the terror#the terror amc#I’m talking about horniness very confidently for someone who is ace lol
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are you horny?
No.. but I can be.. give me a minute
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If you do this to any of the ER girls you are weak of will, body, and soul. If you can't handle the muscle mommies than go play genshin
#yall aint even horni for marika. youre horni for a anime girl wearing a horni marika cosplay#dont even get me started on what the coomers have done to malenia#memes#rant#art#elden ring#marika#queen marika#radagon#radagon of the golden order
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it remains extremely funny to me that freddie wong accidentally (?) made Dan Fucks, embodiment of pleasure, so distinctly ace-coded. like, Dan talks a big game about sex and seems to view it as interesting and desirable, but when presented with such an obvious in for it he completely ignored Avaricci's come-ons to just talk about non-sexual pleasures like goddamn cold pillows. he's not paying attention to sex at all when it's not personally convenient or expected of him to do so.
100% Elias is ace and just doesn't realize people genuinely crave sex and it's not a metaphor or exaggeration like it is for him yet. bless him.
#mentopolis#and thats that from a local ace#i say ''accidentally'' since ofc i dont know freddie's thought process#most likely he was just trying to avoid getting too outright crude on the show#or thought going on about pillows and haircuts would be the funnier option than playing the horniness straight#but in-universe it paints him as only vaguely invested in actually achieving the goal of having sex#which means elias doesnt really care that much about sex#outside of cultural pressure to have it and its status as an easy in-road to physical contact#which he does desperately crave#plus its known that ace people are the most willing to make a joke out of sex lmao
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All the birthday interactions are pretty normal…and then you get to Solomon
#literally not even Asmodeus the avatar of lust gets horny! just Solomon#obey me shall we date#obey me solomon#obey me birthday#obey me solomon x mc
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listen... Listen.. No seriously LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN LISTEN!!
These goofy goobers are giving a fighting show for the audience but since the referee gave them the go aheadv they haven't move a single inch.
Why? Everyone are looking at them held breath, are they thinking how to counter each other? Are they thinking about how to kill each other in the most painful way?
Unknown to them, these doofies (new level of goofiness) are trying so hard to NOT drool over how HOT their competitor is!! And how just looking at each other's eyes is getting them weak to the knees!! They're trying so hard to NOT throw the sword away and dmand a kiss on the lips!
The audience feeling the overwhelming air of "intimidation" but it's just these idiots getting a little bit horny/aff/lh
YES
They're both trying to think of how to ask the other on a date and bluescreening because of the pressure
#the wind is blowing from two different directions for drama reasons ok#HHHAHAAAHJAHGHJSHJGFDHJADFGSDH SNIPER YOURE IN MY BRAIN#''but it's just these idiots getting a little bit horny'' got me I laughed so much. it's perfect#tervdraws#leoichi#yet another nqk au au#nqk adjacent#rottmnt#rottmnt fanart#future leonardo#future leo#samurai rabbit#usagi chronicles#usagi yuichi#yuichi usagi#this is NOT leosagi DON'T TAG AS SUCH PLEASE#rise of the tmnt#rottmnt au#rottmnt movie
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