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The BAFTA Film Awards (2025)
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her blocking kanye on the charts and then changing thank you aimee to spell Ye….I love you petty taylor
#GET HIS ASS!!!!#she’s so petty I love it#taylor swift#ttpd#the tortured poets department#reputation (taylor’s version)#thank you aimee#swifties#t swift
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Could you do homoerotic Paul worshipping John after he was told he was fat?
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"And buy yourself a few more years out of Hell. Dont pretend you do this because you care, you just don't wanna go home."
"Maybe one day you'll know why."
#Im not gonna make a habit of live blogging my Invincible watch but this had me#GET HIS ASS!!!!#personal
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#1 coping mechanism is finding a father figure in a show and scripting that said father figure has a good relationship w u and would beat the shit out of ur o.r dad on sight
#I scripted this actually#GET HIS ASS!!!!#shiftblr#desired reality#shiftinconsciousness#quantum jumping#shifting#reality shift#shifting realities#reality shifting#chronic
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#cred;#LET YOUR FATHER DIE ENERGY DRINK Cecilia Corrigan#hellblazer 29#i also sleep on a futon next to a loaf of bread with a chunk missing a serrated knife a loose cigarette a pack and a full ashtray#who doesn't#john constantine#hellblazer#chas chandler#thomas constantine#i guess#GET HIS ASS!!!!#prophetic dream about killing your dad before he dies which is vaugly your fault#dc vertigo#vertigo comics#dc comics#what a normal guy#did john cry because his dad died or did john cry because he's a killer full circle childhood truama scientists have yet to decide
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oh. hell. yes.
#GET HIS ASS!!!!#FUCK YEAH!!#blue eye samurai#mizu blue eye samurai#god i am in love with the animation for this series too#also the symbolism of the crane on the screen behind them#“a breeze can blow a crane off course”#HEY BBG GUESS WHATS GONNA HAPPEN
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Wrlp- tres my opp
Destroy him, brother. >:3
#I believe in you!!!!#GET HIS ASS!!!!#KICK HIM IN THE TOSH BRO!!!!!#>:3c#lil bro bug!#killer bug boi#anomaly speaks
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kevin shit talking mcconaughey is everything to me!!!!!
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we stan caitlin clark in this house
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I just need to see how a 20-something year old will behave when beefing with a minor 🤑🤑
somewhere out there in space morgan is pacing up and down his ship muttering “theres a fuckin minor out to kill me”
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Currently astounded at how Well-adjusted™ Eddie Diaz (he hasn’t been since season 2 episode 2) is first in line in the chaos train, heading straight to unresolved trauma city. Good luck to him <3
#911 abc#eddie diaz#we are not in this together Edmundo#good luck to you#sorrows sorrows prayers#Christopher Diaz your dad is losing it#apologies to Buck Buckley for calling him unhinged when the real danger was in fact Edmundo eight pack Diaz#get HIS ASS!!!!
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eating this thumbnail.
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CLAPPING CHEERING SCREAMING



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[image ID: a one-page comic, showing two slugcats (a yellow one and a white one) on the floor of Five Pebbles' chamber. the first panel shows the yellow slugcat signing "Five Pebbles", and the white one signing "yes". Five Pebbles is droning on in the background. the second panel shows Five Pebbles' face, and part of what he is saying, which is "—strata to me, who am, if you excuse me, godlike in comparison".
the third panel shows the yellow slugcat scrunching up their face in anger or disgust. the next three panels show the yellow slugcat signing "Five Pebbles loser", and the white slugcat responding "yes!"
the next four panels show the white slugcat signing "predator kill Five Pebbles fast". in the last panel, Five Pebbles turns to look at them, and asks "wait, are you actually communicating?" yellow slugcat signs "yes" at the same moment white slugcat signs "no". end ID]
Slugsign is a language of many uses
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gojo's genes are scarily strong. the silky white hair and freakishly lightning blue eyes runs in the family! satoru guaranteed his child would look similar to him, his mother, and whoever was further down the drain in his clan. he swooned and giggled when you were pregnant, ensuring you and your baby's safety for when the time comes to bring the little shit into the world. he'll be so enthralled when his child is born, spoiling him even before he takes his first breath.
imagine to his fucking surprise when the baby comes and they look exactly like YOU. satoru sits on the cushioned chair beside your hospital bed, holding his baby while you slept—tired from birthing your sweet child. a pair of sharp blue eyes stare at the bundle of betrayal in his arms.
"a month of my hard work.. cultivating, planting you, then spending the next 9 months taking care of you and my wife." he scoffs while the baby eyes his father. "and you look exactly like your mother."
satoru couldnt help but let out a silent sob and squeal, taking every single nerve in his body not to squeeze the baby to death in a hug. he wishes you were awake—so he could jump up and down in pure ecstacy like a 3rd grader. he just loves your baby so much. after, maybe, around 500 years of bearing the same white haired, blue eyed baby combo into the world, someone finally beat the gojo clan genes.
your baby has your hair and eyes. satoru is surprised, offended and in love. yes, he loves that his baby looks like his mama but were you really so greedy to leave nothing for him?
he can only hope that your baby will be as silly, as stupid and as strong as him when they grow older.
... god, hopefully not
#short ass thing because i cant get it off my mind#like imagine fucking your wife#making sure his seed takes#for like around a month of trying#just to come out looking like HER#BETRAYAL#yet he loves his little you so much 💕💕#jjk x reader#jjk#gojo satoru#satoru gojo#gojo#gojo x reader#satoru gojo x reader#x reader#jjk smut#gojo smut
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