#get blessed losers 🙏

[wellthatsclever]

You're the definition of no reading comprehension on Tumblr omfg. Like, if you legit read that post and can't understand that the point is "companies pushing makeup, plastic surgery, etc. as 'self care' to make a profit off of your insecurities is bad." That's on you, babe ... I legit can't believe you saw that and went "yeah but some people like makeup, and it's their self care, so finding that cringe makes you a bad person" makes me???? God, I hope you're like 16 or something because I'm legit worried for you rn 💀

Have no clue what this is in regards to, but the fact that you wrote a rambling anonymous message about something inconsequential on the internet to a nobody like me tells me you are probably lonely and need a prayer. So this one's for you 🖤

Lord God, I bring before you this cowardly anon, because even though I don't know her identity, You do. Creator Father, only You know this person's history and what happened in her past to make her so wounded and sad that she has to spend her days hiding her true identity and writing weird emotionally-driven messages in the inbox of strangers she doesn't even know. I pray she finds the healing she needs and the validation and fulfilment of the empty void she has inside through the only One who can provide it to her: You. In Jesus' name, amen.

[microtyalm13]

us robot fuckers got blessed upon this day 🙏

I NEED TO KISS HIS SILLY FACE

get kissed loser

[dolconfessionsss]

i need harper so bad and i ive only been playing like two weeks. he's such an evil fucking loser. the way he's smiley, intelligent, and clinical then a loser obsessive freak drives me insane. if PC ends up in the hospital for robin's injuries you see someone else but the very second you want anything even a dick/boob job hes fucking there.

IF PC WAKES UP FROM HYPNOSIS he's like oops haha thats not a photographer thats a maintenance worker get out of here! he makes the PC do unfathomable things then gaslights them about it for dinner. he has immense power over the player yet he is so coy about his own desires. he makes *other* people fuck and rarely gets in on the action (hell 2/3 harper sex scenes only happen if PC is assertive and the remaining is consensual). its not like he doesnt want to he gets a fucking stutter when he's flustered over the PC. if you go in the code his insecurity is "skill".

ITS LIKELY THAT HES A PATIENT WHO HYPNOTIZEd PEOPLE INTO THINKING HE WAS IN CHARGE besides the comment from one of the patients how else can you explain his youth + "knowledge" of multiple fields of medicine. he's blowing clown balloons and putting them in your tits hes poking at supernatural parasites in your asshole with a party city magic wand his magic phrase is abraca-gaslight and he doesnt even need to go to the circus for entertainment because he's got all the photos of PC he needs at home jerk off to.

hes such a pervert hes such a liar. i would let him fill my head all day long with his pretty little lies and do whatever he said. i need to stick him on a machine and feed him his own serum all day long. i need more harper content fuck ill write it

thank you for listening your askbox is a blessing

Please, anon, write those Harper contents that you wish to see in this world. We'd all be blesses too 🙏❤

Thank you for the ask, anon. For all the dramas and whatsnot, fan rambling about their faves in the game is always a joy. But also hell yeah, we love our resident freak nerd doctor ❤

[sirenlulls]

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pairing —gene gallagher x albarn!reader (diana silvers face claim!)

summary —where you're the best nepo baby pairing there is

she's been loop-the-looping around my mind. her motorcycle boots give me this kind of acrobatic blood, concertina

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genegallagher just posted an instagram story!

[pupyuj]

mine, thank you 🥰🥰 my pogi loser boyfriend WHOMSTTT i love unconditionally 😫😫❤️‍🔥😫❤️‍🔥😫 hehuehdjdch i need to get a pc of her in this look or else i’ll explode myself i may or may not be joking! 😇 PLSPLSPLS GACHA GODS BLESS ME W MY IVE SWITCH PULLS 😭🙏🥺🙏🙏

also yuj put your children inside me challenge

CHARING WHO SAID THAT 👹👹👹

[catholic-character-tournament]

Round 2 - Resurrect Bracket (Losers Bracket) Side B

ashes to ashes, dust to dust; in sure and certain hope of the Resurrection to [make it to the finals]

Propaganda below ⬇️

Kirei

He fucked up so many people's lives so badly in just one decade (not on purpose) that the universe put him in the summoning pool of all world influencing souls. He doesnt really have any special powers but he does serve as a vessel for rasputin at one point. He's the guy who says "people die when they are killed"

please please please there's literally a type moon character in the gif on the top of this form so it's typemoonphobic if none of them get in but it shouldn't be her it should be kirei bc he's 50x funnier & more iconic than jeanne. funny lil murder priest who's fucking THE gilgamesh (from the epic of) in the church basement and dies in a knife fight w a 17 year old whose dad he wanted to fuck back in '94 before realizing that he was actually kinda lame and he's been bitter abt it ever since. he has an orphan torture factory in his basement but he's also canonically good at being a priest. he's so funny you should def try his mapo tofu i swear it's totally safe for human consumption and not made with any california reapers. did i mention he's a deadbeat dad.

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Priest claims to be Pro Life to make Sakura Matou the most miserable girl on the planet, but he dies anyway.

bro became a catholic because he loves suffering

He’s a priest. Kind of. Not a very good priest obviously. There is something seriously wrong and fucked up with that man. It’s so entertaining.

he's gotta be one of the most insane catholic men ever with a very in-depth and interesting relationship with his religion and his relationship with god also he's the sexiest man ever to be conceptualized in the known universe and all of time

Will never forget the 40+ minute monologue in heavens feel being a thinly veiled metaphor for abortion

he wants to torment churchgoers and make them face their failures and suffering but all he ends up doing is motivate them to improve themselves. cringefail moment for him

he's absolutely insane. the coldhearted mercenary that barely reacts to anything is terrified of kirei. he's super fucked up. his ult in stay night is literally him channeling divine power into something called kyrie eleison. he's the vessel of rasputin (on account of being a priest with a huge....no i shant say) the biblical beast in grand order among other things. he gets drunk with and tops gilgamesh from the epic of gilgamesh in the church basement after gilgamesh from the epic of gilgamesh bats his eyes a little too hard at kirei in some of the horniest shot scenes ive ever seen. he also used to be a heretical "fixer" for the church, cleaning up scenes that would expose shit to the public. uhh what else. he holds cool swords between his fingers like a kid pretending to be wolverine but in my favorite route he just squares the hell up with the protagonist and they fight to the death outside planned parenthood

Friar Tuck

If you use the picture of furry friar tuck from the Disney Robin Hood, bless you 🙏

[neonbrutalism]

just wanted to thank you for making Miguel a 20-something yr old loser with a cringefail personality who gets bullied by everyone around him, truly blessed to have a characterization that doesn’t reduce him to anger issues and a phat ass 🙏 💖

Thank you!! While Miguel does have a phat ass and anger issues in Mostly Intact, I wrote it because I was pretty bored by the shallow takes I saw on Ao3. So he's also got all his other problems.

I too was once a cringefail 20-something year old loser (and now am a 30-something cringeSUCCESS loser) who didn't have anything in her kitchen but lime flavored sparkling water, expired yogurt and frozen waffles and i can recognize that type of person on sight, even in fiction and animation.

Thank you for reading my fic!

[eyesxxyou]

the world needs more nerdy loser hobie

🙏🙏🙏

NERDY LOSER HOBIE NERDY LOSER HOBIE

he’s definitely dorky too

most likely a sub 🤔🤔

bless us with more nerdy loser hobie soon 😞🙏

-🥀

UGH HE'S SUCH A LOSER NERD. You love it when he talks about things he's nerdily passionate about and often get horny about it.

He gets all flustered when you start to get naked before him but only asked questions when you work your fingers to undo his belts and work his cock out of his pants. You tell him, "just keep talkin'." And lower yourself into his cock, already hard and ready for you.

He struggles to keep his thoughts together though, your gaze is piercing and your tight hole is commiting every vein to memory, so tight he mights just lose his mind. His mind is all hazy and dumb, he stumbled about with his words because God, you're just so beautiful and you feel so good.

He cums embarrassingly fast, still inexperienced with holding out. You find it charming, the way he starts to babble out a scrambled jumble of words with no cohesive throughline to hold them together. He murmurs about how pretty you are, he worships you, calls your body perfect.

I JUST- AJDJDNDB I NEED HIM NOW

[milksuu]

deeply disappointed in myself i'm sorry in advance 🩵🩵 trying to form questions in my head as i type this like ?? wgat was that key doing in us but that'll probably be revealed in the next part ?? unless im an idiot and phel just got 𝓯𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴𝔂 like that 😶‍🌫️ sorry but i need him to get mc pregnant RIIIGHHHTTT NEOWWWWW 🙏🙏🙏 i beg of you please js put it in i'm so sorry i'm down bad rn but uh anyway !!?##]^ i anticipate what u have in store for pt 3 too bc anon had the right idea omg .. pregnancy ,,, repopulating the clan uchiha style u have my heart . AND MC MY SWEET ☹️☹️ so kind despite literally . being a captive ⁉️⁉️😭 free my girl (lying through my teeth btw, need to b stuck there forever). ALSO HELLO WHO WASHED US 😨😨 was it phel or some other lunari but oh my god , during that scene!!!!!!! the way u describe everything (vag😍) is mmmphhkjgf all i can do is gush over ur writing w no shame bc i need phel so bad, uhh chp dedicated towards eating mc out ?? ur insane actually. i love u sm ☹️☹️ the language n atmosphere lord save me bc what do yoy mean these rn't canon descriptors of lunari grounds, if riot isn't putting in the work then we hve writers like you god bless ☹️

also . LMFAOOO LOSER 😭😭 idiot stuck in the bath (need to b in there w him), oh and was it the noctum rhat paralysed him (he can paralyse me from my waist down 🩵) ? silly question but im a lil deranged rn after reading that my bad . mc was honestly such a sweetheart though, for treating him so well but we'll ignore the prior murder attempt. can't lose a baddie tonight ykyk ‼️‼️ what would happen though if . mc committed to it though err would phel just be a goner considering his state in the bathtub n all 😭

thats it from me rn bc it's late !! 🦦🩵

LMFAO! i loved reading this omg.

OK SO--yeah phel was just being a weirdo and decided to 'hide' the key inside of mc, cause why not.

ALL YALL WANTING BABIES WITH THIS MAN HAHA. hes literally insane. and you know what? VALID. but i'll be upfront and say it won't be happening in part 3, soowwwyyy. </3

also phel 100% washed mc. like, he literally made sure that mc had a warm bath, to the point he let the water get cold for himself. and well, yeah, he's a DUMMY who ran out of time before the side effects of the noctum completely started fckin up his insides and got trapped suffering in a cold bath HAHA. i also hc that there's no way this man ISNT dying every time he consumes it. and this mf knows it and will do it till he legit dies and alune knows this too. [*insert tragic bad ending here*]

and we actually aren't at a lunari camp just yet!!!! mc really is just in a tavern in like a neutral territory/town rn. and dont you worry, you'll know when we do get there, because in my mind, the place is GORGEOUS. like a freaking jeweled city inside the mountain and its BREATHTAKING. MAGICAL. STREAMS LOOK LIKE STARTLIGHT. FLOWERS ARE BIOLUMINESCENT. THERE ARE POCKETS OF MOONSHINE IN DARK CAVERNOUS ROOMS WHERE THE LUNARI BATHE COMPLETELY NAKED AND BOND AS FRIENDS/FAMILY/LOVERS. i rlly dont fckin know i wish riot would give us so much more lore to their territory. for both solari and lunari honestly. but yeah, we'll know soon enough!

and uh yeah if mc committed we wouldn't have a part 3 LMFAO.

once again, ty for the lovely msg anon!! <3<3<3

[phyrestartr]

Oh my god, not only do you write amazing fics but you also use like Naoya Zenin as well?? That’s actually amazing-

If you are planning to write for soy boy, what are some ideas you have? (Also, totally not piggyback off snail anons idea, could my anon be 🗿?)

🗿 IS SO FUCCKING GOOD I CAN HEAR THIS EMOJI--yes pls feel free to claim that one! I'll add it to the list of taken ones B)

Omg another soyboy enjoyer--I am truly blessed to encounter another soul who wishes to kith trash, praise the lord 🙏

Naoya is a tricky one tbh because he has no redeeming qualities other than the fact he simps for Toji, so it's kinda hard BUT I'm going to swing it somehow loool. My immediate thoughts are arranged marriages/reader and Naoya have known each other since they were kids and Naoya kinda gets obsessed with their attention and offers to buy the reader from their family LOL.

It's actually going to be hinted in a future drabble of Icarus that Naoya wants the reader for himself since, well, when u hate women but want an heir, a male omega is kinda pog, no 🤡 ugh Naoya is so annoying

I'll definitely have to think on it more tho 🤔 I'm sure when that loser appears in the anime I'll have more of a spark to work with, but hopefully I'll be inspired to write smth before then!!

TY FOR THE ASK AS ALWAYS!!

[shaunamilfman]

RAAAGGGGHHHHHH WEREWOLF SHAUNAAAA

waking up to werewolf shauna my morning has been blessed. my woes of yesterday, gone with the wind. todays a GOOD DAY🙏

getting jealous of jackieeee my god what a loser🤭

WEREWOLF LOTTIE??? the sticker on her head😭😭

WHAT HAPPENED TO SHAUNAS FERAL CAT😿and did she just wrestle it off the street to take to yn as an excuse to finally ask her out on a date😭

big and strong butcher hunterrr😖😖😖ugh i need her so baddd

-🦈

shauna would so get jealous that you had your hands all over Jackie to bandage her leg as if shauna herself didn't bring her there lmao.

i just know that lottie would brag about the sticker for weeks. Shauna's falling over herself with jealousy when she sees it. Lottie just seems like she'd really enjoy a sticker from the doctors. I think Lottie would have a lot of anxiety about going to the doctor and I think even as a werewolf it would be a little obvious. Didn't get super into it but it was her sticker for being brave.

no i 100% believe shauna found it in the alleyway outside and just brought it in with her. She'd never met the cat before and she'd never meet him again she just sat his ass outside once you left. They went on their merry ways fr.

shauna's loser ass just couldn't find another way to meet you lmao.

big strong butcher hunter fr. always down bad for any version of Shauna

[softsnzstuff]

Please do some ronance!! 🙏🙏

Comfortember Day 5 - Game Night

Fandom: Stranger Things, Streamer AU

Summary: During a game night with the guys, Robin starts to not feel to well. Thank gosh for Nancy Wheeler.

Warnings: None

*****

The blue 8 card stared everyone in the face as it sat on the middle of the table.

Robin was quick to slap down a blue 2.

“Dammit!” Eddie drew a card from the other stack, looked at it, and sighed as he drew another. When he glanced at that one he threw it down. A green 2.

Steve quickly clapped down a green 6. Nancy followed with a green 9.

“iiKT’ew!”

Robin sneezed once to the side and then glanced at her hand of cards. She reached a hand out toward the stack but had to pull back partway.

“KT’chEW! Snfsnff hiih’GTew!”

“Bless you!” Her friends chimed as she pulled a card off the top of the stack.

“Hahaha! Eat shit, Munson!” She threw down a ‘+4’ card, making Eddie grumble under his breath.

As he picked up his cards one by one, Nancy turned to her girlfriend. “You okay?”

“M’fine. SNF… h’iKTshew!”

“Maybe you should go home and rest, Robs.” Steve looked at his friend with slight concern.

Robin deadpanned as she held up an Uno reverse card between two fingers.

“Oh very mature. *I* should go home and rest? I live here Robin.”

“You do seem a little. Sneezy.” Eddie gestures at his own nose, “Sure you’re okay?”

“M’baybe I’b just a little tired.” She backtracked slightly.

“Yeah, you’re done girlie. Let’s get you home. We can finish this another night.” Nancy pecked a kiss on Robin’s cheek.

Eddie stood up to show them out, “So I won Clue. Nancy won battleship. Steve was winning Uno… shall we say this round goes to the boys?”

Nancy joined Eddie in standing. “We’ll say this round shall be revisited when Robin is feeling better.”

“Fine,” Eddie called after them as they headed towards the door, “but losers have to take shots!”

[mikavlcs]

TARA! Enough now. Leave Sam alone. She was in a bad place and needed someone. She trusted Richie, it's not her fault that he turned out to be a vile loser pathetic excuse of a man fucker. I'm sure Sam feels guilty enough already. I do NOT appreciate any Sam slander. If you keep this up, I WILL fight your tiny ass. (I'm not much taller but I'll protect Sam)

Tara, I mean it. Stop avoiding and ignoring Sam and act like an adult. I got my eyes on you girlie.

A movie night without popcorn is not acceptable. Sam getting some specifically for R is so adorable. I love her so much. Though it IS quite a daring and dumb idea to go alone and leave the other two at home... The call is such a great idea. We love a smart and caring lady.

SAM NO! NOT HER PLEASE. Bitch Tara you can't just sacrifice Sam like that!! Come on now. I gasped out loud when she shut the door. Poor Sam, Tara can be so cruel. I swear to you Tara, if anything happens to Sam I will come for you.

Great. Now Richie can easily disarm the alarm. Well done Tara. That's what you get for leaving Sam. Karma is a bitch.

If only Tara would give a tiny bit of her concern for R to Sam... (I don't even know at what point this turned into me simping for Sam. It started with absolutely loving Tara and R... oopsie)

You go Tara, beat that fucker to a pulp. What a true girlboss!

Hell yes R! Stab him to pieces and save your grumpy grudeg holding girl.

Lol, of course Tara enjoys the sight of R stabbing someone. That girl really is deranged, I love it!

"Equilibrium" another Google worthy word. English course with Mika. I can get behind that!

Oh Richie boy you're in trouble. Hurting R was your biggest mistake. Tsrs well obliterate your stinky ass now.

Lol Richie head soup. Dinner is served. But damn, if he is missing an eye Tara really went all out, didn't she? Love that for her.

Now that is poetic. Tara loves blood. The taste, the feeling and smell. Yet when it comes from the person she loves, she absolutely despises it.

Sam baby girl you're okay! Thank God.

AWW! Sam is willing to take the fall for Tara. My heart can't take it, she is so sweet and cute and hot and protective. I love Sam so much. She's the best. With your stories I always stray with my affection from the intended person to someone else. In your Wednesday stories it's my true love Thing and here it's Sam. But it's so easy to fall for a different character because your writing is just so gripping and wonderful!

"Plus, Tara would never lie to you" oh honey if only you knew... poor innocent R.

Tara come on now. Yes, you protected R and we all love you for it but let Sam protect you now. She's back and she loves you.

Sonic the Hedgehog music... Darling I'm not judging. If that music helped you create this masterpiece, then go ahead and listen to all the weird music you want! 😉

To no one's surprise, this was fantastic. I especially loved the tension. It felt so raw and real. And obviously Sam. She's the best. Well done, friend!

ok part 2 🙏

this whole message is so sam-oriented omg. a blessing 🥰

TARA! Enough now. Leave Sam alone. She was in a bad place and needed someone. She trusted Richie, it's not her fault that he turned out to be a vile loser pathetic excuse of a man fucker. I'm sure Sam feels guilty enough already. I do NOT appreciate any Sam slander. If you keep this up, I WILL fight your tiny ass. (I'm not much taller but I'll protect Sam)

me while writing the story LMAO

If only Tara would give a tiny bit of her concern for R to Sam... (I don't even know at what point this turned into me simping for Sam. It started with absolutely loving Tara and R... oopsie)

PLS this happened to me while watching the actual movies. showed up for tara and ended up leaving with sam taking up 90% of my thoughts afterward

"Equilibrium" another Google worthy word. English course with Mika. I can get behind that!

always happy to expand your english vocabulary 😌

Lol Richie head soup. Dinner is served. But damn, if he is missing an eye Tara really went all out, didn't she? Love that for her.

Now that is poetic. Tara loves blood. The taste, the feeling and smell. Yet when it comes from the person she loves, she absolutely despises it.

not the head soup 😭😭 but yes, she obliterated him<3 she made good on her promise!

and yeah, i liked the idea of that. it was something i added after i finished the initial story because, though my version of tara is pretty...psychopath adjacent, i wanted her to be pretty deeply affected by what happened and the fact that it's (kinda) her fault

AWW! Sam is willing to take the fall for Tara. My heart can't take it, she is so sweet and cute and hot and protective. I love Sam so much. She's the best. With your stories I always stray with my affection from the intended person to someone else. In your Wednesday stories it's my true love Thing and here it's Sam. But it's so easy to fall for a different character because your writing is just so gripping and wonderful!

please same. sam and her martyr complex are just so<333 and the way she kills people. she's just 10/10, y'know? and me making the side characters more lovable than the main characters in my stories is so funny omg 😭

Sonic the Hedgehog music... Darling I'm not judging. If that music helped you create this masterpiece, then go ahead and listen to all the weird music you want! 😉

LMAOOO i was slowly losing my sanity and it shows! sonic music slaps tho ngl

To no one's surprise, this was fantastic. I especially loved the tension. It felt so raw and real. And obviously Sam. She's the best. Well done, friend!

thank you so much pls, i'm just 💞💗💖💘

waking up to your messages and comments after i post a story is like a dopamine rush! thank you for reading and taking the time to type out your reactions (especially for long ones like this), they were entertaining as always 🙏‼️

[pupyuj]

your mean girl wony fic had me going FERAL i need her so bad 🥹

IKKKKK i myself am still hung up about that whole thing. the popular mean girl x loser nerd dynamic is one of my fave tropes ever it's too good, god bless 🙏 i can't wait to get started on the next part honestly 😭😭😭

[coralsgrimes]

Someone asked him about his role in Black Mirror. Ben said that it took him longer to fill out the paperwork/NDA stuff than it did to film his scene. He confirmed it's literally only a cameo. Why am I cackling?

Boy not booked and not busy x.x bless 🙏🙏 more time to work on shitty album that his four remaining fangirls will buy

But honestly this is so fucking funny like since 2019 all he did was two seasons of ya shiteshow about to be cancelled, another role for netflix that was just bad and everyone forgot about it, a film that was announced with no word since and it's been a year, and now a 3 sec cameo...

And I bet ye the cameo is a freebie through frens or a he was near when they were shooting and they needed a loser for a scene and only later found out that he is kind of an actor. Like a Salma fanboy he will be or something cuz what me getting from the trailer is that she probably is a fictionalized version of herself in that episode xd so maybe he will really be himself and someone the other time already mentioned he's basically wearing his own clothes xd

and again isn't the purpose of cameo to get someone that viewers would go OMG can't believe they got them for a scene? like what's benny's excuse? wait disregard me previous assumptions he probably got this 'gig' from the same corkboard that he got the tmobile ads lol

Or should we already drop the actor label and start saying Benny Boy WAS an actor and is currently trying to milk his fangirls through a failed music career claiming it's his biggest dream? Gotta go see if wikipedia let me do them changes x.x

[rare-and-beautiful-things]

HC about

Enemies to lovers with the union guys 😭🙏

(You can do other characters in Weak hero, up to ya)

hiii! I'm so sorry I'm answering so late and, well, so little. but i felt like writing something and had a bit of time to do it for the first time in a while, so... yknow, i thought a little something is better than nothing, lol. ahhh and i kind of thought these asks fit really well together, so here we are i guess :) also I'm not sure if it can be described as enemies to lovers, cuz it's a very slowburn trope, so it's more like enemies to... something? I'd love to do more characters sometime, but i cannot imagine when lol. ah and thank you so much for sending an ask with one of my favourite tropes! wishing all of you a nice day 💙💙💙

Enemies to lovers

(Dongha Baek, Wolf Keum)

Dongha Baek

it doesn't start with outright enemies, not really. dongha hears of you first and cannot help but imagine how fun it would be to put you in your place, to see that calm and collected look vanish from your face, changing to anguish, humiliation, fear.

you're a rich kid. you don't need to flaunt it around for him to notice your clothes, casually expensive, either famous brands or handmade eco stuff, to notice your calm demeanor, the nicest perfume he ever got to inhale, the easy way you pay for shit - not looking at the price tag, never haggling, never getting off your high horse.

he hates people like you. what the fuck are you even doing in that got forsaken gang of losers? that's what he'd asked, if he didn't know for sure. you're simply enjoying playing with other people, flaunting your money around, looking down on shitheads ready to do anything to acquire the kind of power you were blessed with from birth.

how he'd love to remind you of your place. sure, you're rich, but he knows from experience how weak rich people truly are. how easily they break, how easily they start trying to buy you, to buy their dignity back with their money. perhaps he should let himself be bought this time, after he gets his fun. then he can play with you again later.

your gang was at the unions throat for a while now, and the fact that you still weren't destroyed was telling. it was telling one thing to most people, but the thing it was telling to dongha baek was: you sorely need to be reminded of your place.

it started like many gang fights do. a bit of shit talking, hands in their pockets, eyes gleaming with malice and mischief. you were in this business for enough time to know where it was going, and while dongha was talking you were silently getting ready.

his first swing was expected, so was the second. he wasn't entirely easy to read, but there was something else - some recklessness, wildness to his moves that set you on edge. he also laughed - all the time. startled laughter when you almost got him, raspy chuckle when you did get him, high pitched ringing laughter when it was you groaning in pain and not him. he was constantly mocking at first, the neverending shit talk, but as the fight continued, there were less and less words.

you were weird. there was something about your eyes, something about your bloody smile that didn't add up with everything he's seen of you till now. there was some hunger in you, some spite buried deep behind your polite smile. some genuine, impossible to fake strength. power.

there wasn't a clear winner that day, and you remember talking shit to each other lying on cold concrete with no strength to get up. you think it was fun and then you think you must've hit your head.

you sure start to see each other more often after that. in the streets, when you're going around for business and when you're resting. he's always trying to get you angry, to start some shit, and sometimes you deflect with polite phrases hiding a biting insult under the surface, sometimes you end up fighting it out.

it's stupid. you feel stupid every time you meet him, like some part of your brain - the reasonable, calm, smart part - shuts off when you see his shit eating grin. you're letting yourself get angry. you're letting yourself get reckless.

you should stop.

you seek him out yourself, ready to put an end to this nonsense. you start it this time, for the first time in forever. he's laughing and talking shit again, and you let it get under your skin despite yourself.

you scream for the first time in forever. it's an ungodly, impolite, weird, embarrassing sound. it's loud and wild. you're screaming and kicking and biting like an animal, because you're furious at that bastard, that pathetic fiend, and you are - you'd let him get under your skin - and you are - in love.

you think it, and it's ringing so terribly final in your head you start laughing.

dongha finally understands, and he laughs with you.

Wolf Keum

you're everything wolf has ever hated. a weak loser acting tough until it's time to get behind your words, to prove yourself. a small time criminal, freelancer on the dark side, kissing Donald's ass right after sweet-talking the union's enemies into a nice deal. two-faced liar and a coward.

wolf cannot help himself when he sees you. how can you act so confident, how can you run your fucking mouth so smoothly when you know - by experience - how it feels to be completely broken down?

by him, nonetheless.

you were (supposed to be) just another one of wolf's many victims. just another one lying before him, all bloody and broken, bloody mouth, broken breath, broken bones for sure, red and beneath the red - yellow and rose blooming into majestic purple. swollen face, swollen hands.

you were - all broken. but you were not - just another one.

you never stopped. you never let what was done to you stop you, you never even truly changed your tactics. you knew no shame. it was so disgusting, so infuriating to wolf that at some point it started to be fun.

every time he needed to do business with you he couldn't pass the chance to play. to remind you: you are weak. worthless. he could tear you up right then and there, and there'd be nothing you could do to stop him.

sometimes it was mild humiliation. some talking down, "remember what fun we had together?", "wanna repeat?", spit on your shoulder, sometimes on your face. other times he's more hands on: grabbing you by the collar of your shirt, snarling in your face, "perhaps i should bite your lips off. would be hard lying without them". and then there are times when he makes you hold his glasses and - "come on. stare at me like you did just now. don't you dare looking away from me, you dipshit" - puts his hand on your throat and squeezes.

you deal with a lot of assholes. it's basically the job description. but none of those other assholes are wolf keum. you've learned to be cold and hard and perfectly smooth like a pebble in the river. do not give a reaction. do not stop smiling. do not take sides. do not go down. do not - the list goes on. you have to be perfect. you have to survive.

wolf never fails to remind you how far from perfect you actually are.

you do not give him any reaction you are able to mask or subdue. it's never anything more than the slightest shiver, the smallest tick - but that's enough. wolf looks intently, and he sees. he grins like a mad dog that needs to be put down.

you do not go after him yourself. you're not that stupid, or brave, or self-assured. no, you do what you do best - you talk to people, you make deals, you exchange one favour for another, until it all falls into place.

you make other people go after him. the strongest guys you were able to talk into it from all over Seoul. all of it, except for the yeongdeungpo. they go, and you wait anxious and excited for the results. when there's finally a phonecall, you take it immediately.

then you hear his voice. it's gruff and low. it says "stay where you are. we'll meet soon enough".

he sends you the photos before coming, before you're able to decide what to do. the photos are shaky and bloody and your stomach turns when you look at them.

and then comes wolf. he's bloody and beaten too, perhaps even more than the guys on the photos, but you know him and he knows you know him: he's a fucking zombie, and he won't let his current condition stop him.

he also knows you. he knows that slightest shiver, that smallest tick. he knows what to expect, he readies himself for your blabbering, for your fucking lies - but you don't open your mouth. not this time.

you ready your fists, and wolf chokes on his laughter. he seems excited, indignant, startled. tired. he's beaten down - but you know that if he grabs you it will be the end. if the punch goes through - it will hurt. so you don't let him grab you or hit you for as long as you can. you find a wire and wrap it around his throat, ready to kill. he grabs you then. he punches you, and it seems you forgot how much it could hurt. it's terrible. you do not let go of the wire though, and the punches become rarer and weaker and then they stop.

wolf doesn't talk to you after that. he lets his minions do his business, and you don't see him for weeks. until suddenly you do.

you prepare for the worst, but he doesn't make a move aside from dragging a cig to and from his lips, inhaling and exhaling the smoke. watching you watching him. there's something new in his eyes - something different from the familiar sick amusement and rage and boredom. something softer, gentler - not like plush or clouds, but like a green sprout only starting to grow, easy to destroy, to kill.

you take a step in his direction, then another one, and another, until you're standing side by side. close. too close. when wolf offers you a cigarette, you take it before you think better. the cigarette is way too strong and bitter, and yet somehow you do not mind.