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shady-kittys · 1 year ago

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Okay but like the whole blending herself together with the Winter King just makes so much sense, she's only the madness of the crown.

She doesn't feel whole because it's only madness without its maker. The only thing she is missing is the wearer, the supposed to be bearer of the curse.

Like if I were the madness that laid within the crown I would also go to any measure to be reunited with my wearer. If dating and marriage is refused I too would just decide to blend myself with my user. I wouldn't be whole, I'm just the curse without the body I'm meant to be in. Blended we are right, apart we are just wrong.

#adventure time #fionna and cake #fionna and cake spoilers #candy queen #winter king #i too would blend myself with my wearer if he refused to be with me #get blended bitch #also being baked into a sweet just sounds great tbh #this is so much more attention #than i am use too on a single post #im use to screaming into the void #aka twitter

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idyllcy · 6 months ago

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Dreaming of College Roommate!Leon

college roommate!Leon who dorms with you because the two of you happened to have selected to be okay with co-ed dorming and the university wanted to test it out

college roommate!Leon who tries his best to stick to his own, polite nods sent in your direction as you send the same back, nodding back when you give him a little wave when you get home

college roommate!Leon who catches a glance at the upper skin of your thighs when you tiptoe to reach for something, flushing red immediately as he snaps his neck to turn the other way, trying his best to stay respectful of the shared space. He'd hate to ruin it for you

college roommate!Leon who is forced to pick you up at the strike of two because you got hammered at a party — stealing you away from whatever fratboy was about to get his hands on you

college roommate!Leon who would rather die than admit that the warmth of your skin and breath was enough to have him lose his mind and flush red

college roommate!Leon who holds both of your wrists with a hand as you reach to pull him in, certain that you should be sober to do anything with him even if you were muttering about how much you needed him

college roommate!Leon who receives his thanks from you rather... kindly.

"Can't believe you're letting me... do this." Leon whispers, hand spreading over the small of your back as he pushes into you, breath caught in his throat as he sinks into you, heart racing in his ears as you exhale with him.

"Mm... least I can do to thank... you." You mumble, voice coming out muffled from the pillow you've decided to cling to. "As long as you don't tell the RA."

"Oh, of course not." He mutters, eyes rolling to the back of his head as you flutter around him. "You just feel... so... good."

"Good." You mumble, lips parted as you shift slightly to get used to the feeling of him inside of you. You wonder if he knows just how full he's making you feel, the sensation resting at the tip of your throat as you catch your breath. "Go ahead. Go ahead."

Leon starts slow, hand on your back forcing you to arch further, string of curses slipping past your lips as he eventually drunkens himself with the feeling of you around him, hips snapping to meet yours quicker and quicker, desperation reeking off of him as his fingers slide down the skin of your pelvis to brush at your clit. Theat earns him a reaction from you as you tighten around him, gasping as your body shakes from the intensity of the orgasm, Leon following shortly after.

"You think they'll separate rooms for us now?" You grin at him coyly as he forces his eyes away from your back to meet yours.

"God, I hope not." He mumbles. "Even then, they couldn't stop me if I tried."

"Wow, Leon. You're not even going to ask me out? How cruel of you."

He lifts you by the hips, turning you around as you yelp, pressing his forehead to yours as his brows furrow.

"I was getting there."

"They're going to ban co-ed dorming because of us, just watch."

"Then it can be our little secret." He mumbles, lips pressed to yours as you lean back to get comfortable. "Would you like to get breakfast?"

"At the dining hall?" You raise a brow, lip quirked up in amusement.

"Unless you'd like something better?"

You pretend to think, running your hand through his hair, giving it a gentle tug as he tilts his head to blink at you.

"Please?"

"Since you asked so nicely." You hum. "Sweet boy."

"Yeah?"

"Mhm." You pinch his cheek. "Mine?"

"Mine." He mumbles back, sighing as he rests his head in your collar.

His.

#three posts in a week????? from cressie?? it's the finals stress #no none of this historically accurate. I think coed dorming was popularized in like late 2000s or smth but first one was 1970s #☾.blend #☾.nsfw #good morning resident evil fandom #leon kennedy x reader #leon kennedy smut #fun fact drunkens is not a word according to google but fuck the english language bro #sweet pre re2 leon who gets no bitches my beloved (joke he had a gf before re2)#resident evil #reader insert

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temeyes · 6 months ago

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soap + volleyball = explosive ass claps spikes

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hplonesomeart · 16 days ago

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Whoops hand slipped here’s some TADC character fanart. Apologies for the severe lack of Pomni in this one idk where she went off to…maybe she got lost on her way to find the exit. The lines are incredibly choppy & rushed, I know, but it was still fun art practice! I don’t draw these guys nearly enough anyways so this is a nice change of pace. Support indie animation :3

#you wanna know a secret? don’t like how I draw Ragatha I wish I could do her better 😔#like I don’t know if I make her hair straight or if it’s kinda wavy?? and her eye too idk how to draw it in a satisfying way :((#but that’s a normal dilemma when I’m trying to blend my artstyle with the shows artstyle #keeping the characters on model/recognizable and consistent but also my own style ya know?#making those adjustments takes time and usually I need to draw a character 7+ times before it looks good #JAX ON THE OTHER HAND—OH BOY GOODIE HE IS SO COMICALLY EASY TO DRAW HALLELUJAH LOL #I think the Puzzle toothy grin & toon eyes just automatically agree with me #then Kinger I also struggle with personally #Gangle’s mask shape is confusing at first but then you adjust fairly quickly #Caine is neutral party to me—I know how his design is but I’m not confident without reference material #and then the artstyle translation is another hurdle to juggle <<#his top hat especially like HOW U DRAW 😭 I can manage Puzzles bowler hat just fine but NOT top hats man #Zooble is lovely Zooble peace and love they did nothing wrong just pleasant to draw uwu #Jax & Zooble conflict oh noooo the bitches are fighting /j #Actually this initially started only with Caine & Zooble but I just kept adding others lol #Ragatha & Kinger we’re the very last additions #hplonesome art #tadc characters #the amazing digital circus characters #NOT GONNA PUT ANYMORE TAGS BECAUSE THEN IT’LL GET SWEPT UP AND PEOPLE WILL ASSUME I DRAW THEM ALL THE TIME 🥲#I can’t be held liable for serving TADC fanart content because that isn’t me right now sorry

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citrine-elephant · 1 year ago

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building my own cool guy aesthetic from these fuckin losers

#leon kennedy #zane flynt #bigby wolf #my goal is to be a fashionable agile brooding werewolf #so far i am only moody #shoving them into a blender like that one uhh vaporeon meme? i think? unfamilar with that fandom #you blend them and you get dumb bitch juice #look i get leon is smart and bigby is a clever detective but yknow #its been awhile since i played twau so i can't recall the full details #i was just distracted by his midway transformation <3 #it's werewolf amogus

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furryrainbowscreature · 6 months ago

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I’ve listened Loser baby 101 times and I’ve had a seizure 107 times

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toughttt · 10 days ago

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That scene where coraline meets the other mother at dinner is what coming home to a new "step mom" is like if you were curious

#happens every few years #then you havw to pretend to like them so you don't make the bitch cry and end up getting beat #then two weeks later you meet their 5 or under kid/s you get to help raise and pretend to be a “blended” family with #and she pretends like she cares about you and wants to be your mom but she doesn't !!#actually she doesnt even pretend to want to be your mom #hashtag I cant wait to move out #im not crying you are #i have issues with women

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your-fave-is-being-blended · 1 year ago

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can you blend davesprite from homestuck? he needs it i think

Davesprite from Homestuck is being blended!!

You cannot save him.

#(haha get stabbed bitch)#your fave is being blended #you cannot save them #blend requests #davesprite #homestuck #homestuck davesprite

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paul-simon-juggling · 1 year ago

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Couldn't post the "Paul losing his fertility" gifset without also making "Art is dying from an incurable disease," my beloved.

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britneyshakespeare · 1 year ago

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He's a 10 but he doesn't foam at the mouth when reading alliterative Old and Middle English literature

#in other words he's not a 10 #RED FUCKING FLAG #text post #beowulf #sir gawain and the green knight #i just started skimming through my book i ordered a few weeks ago of medieval mystery plays #oxford world classics in modern spelling printed in 1995 #i saw I AM GRACIOUS AND GREAT GOD WITHOUT BEGINNING #I AM MAKER UNMADE ALL MIGHT IS IN ME #I AM LIFE AND WAY UNTO WEALTH-WINNING #I AM FOREMOST AND FIRST AS I BID SHALL IT BE #BITCH!!!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP #MY BLESSING OF BLEE SHALL BE BLENDING!!!! AND HIELDING FROM HARM TO BE HIDING!!!!!#MY BODY IN BLISS AY ABIDING UNENDING WITHOUT ANY ENDING!!!!!!#GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE IM GONNA LOSE MY MIND #i had to put the book down i got too excited but then i started writing those tags again so i opened the passage #my mind and body know no peace so long as that slaps so fucking hard

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eonars · 1 year ago

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uncooked vs cooked

#im rather happy w how this one turned out #two evenings of work #i was trying really hard to not get mega caught up on realism and try more for like a hazy memory vibe #im having trouble photographing it properly though so idk if its worth an insta post if it doesnt look the way im seeing it irl idk #probs will look better photographed from far away where the smashed in color around the trees just blends together and looks more higheffort #anyway who's that bitch up there coping about not achieving realism ew #my work

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dbphantom · 6 months ago

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maybe i should have gone into practical effects instead of computer science...

#when i was in middle school i used to use red and black pens + spit for blending to make it look like the backs of my hands were torn open #i can't believe it's almost 4am. i just spent 5 hours typing up an essay about MM's erik that i just fuckin privated bc i was embarrassed #AND I STILL NEVER SPELL HIS NAME RIGHT THE FIRST TIME AAAAAAAA #i was right but im going to save all my points for the fanfic im currently planning out and promptly NEVER GOING TO ACTUALLY WRITE #I say shoving my plans for my h2o s3 rewrite off the table #yes i skipped from s2 to s3 i had a BRILLIANT idea [season 3 h2o spoilers ahead be wary my mutuals who are still watching]#okay so you know how lewis goes to the american institute of marine bio in the middle of 3? since this is tied to my s2 rewrite fic i wante #to actually finally reasonably re-introduced dr denman to the story because i never liked that she just fucked off at the end of s1 #despite WITNESSING the moon pool magic. so i made it so she runs into lewis while doing a presentation for the college and they have a chat #(because her JAW paper plays an important part in my s2 rewrite bc i imagine lewis is the kind of guy who SAYS he deleted every copy of #it... but ACTUALLY he secretly printed himself out a copy to study in private to compare to his own notes bc #[lewis voice] come *on* guys just THINK of the progress that he could make with this! [grabby hands in front of chest])#so yeah they have a chat and Linda kind of gives Lewis the opposite dilemma in s3 that Louise gives him in s1 about science and magic #since SHE knows about the moon pool and has been biding her time and she knows Lewis knows and Lewis is like ah... uh oh.#it will eventually tie into the idea it's not about forcing science and magic together or separating them #its abt respectfully and responsibly utilizing both to see their fullest potential. which lewis learned in s2 and Linda has... not.#BUT #later on she gets a call from 1 (one) ryan who is like 'hey so i heard u did environmental studies on mako for dr bennett a couple years ag #and i was wondering if you've seen anything weird there as im currently doing a-' and she's immediately like 'YOU SON OF A BITCH IM IN'#and he's like 'wha-' and she's like 'i have already booked my plane tickets we're going to have a great time we have lots to talk about :)'#and wheeee now they have someone who knows about mermaids on their team and it's the perfect way to bring lewis back to relevancy in s3 :D #it also gives me reason to have two bad bitches (linda and sophie) meet and get to know each other which is not a dynamic ive seen in #any of the H2O fics i've ever read so im very hyped to delve into how they'll play off each other #also charlotte is there so technically three bad bitches (only in my au Charlotte never lost her tail and is part of the gang she just move #because she felt like she needed to leave to really be able to find herself without being in her grandmother's shadow but she comes back bc #well... it's season 3 mako is sounding the fucking emergency alarms everyone is showing up sdkghkfjhg)#im also so so so hyped to show u guys who's coming back in the s2 rewrite because it ISNT denman and i think everyone thinks it will be :3c #(i said she when telling ppl to look forward to a familiar face... but can u blame me for getting hype she's one of my favorite characters!#i love u H2O #cruddy rambles

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angelfrommontgomery · 1 year ago

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Ex best friend looking at my profiles again. Why. U left ME. What are u hoping for looking at my linkedin? Some confirmation that i am as bad of a person as u think and my life has fallen apart since you ditched me???? Looking at all my other stuff to??what?? Hope I have no friends left or something? It was YOUR choice to leave and be cruel to me on the way out! Why should u care what I’m up to now!