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"Oh don't change the gender of Benedict's love interest! Sophie should be a girl!!!" Just because you are Annoying I hope Shonda makes him a man and I hope they get suuuuuper lovey dovey and gay with ZERO side plots. I hope Benedict gets a husband. I hope his queerness changes the entire narrative and they have to rewrite the start of Hyacinth's (?) love story because of it. Fuck you.
#like obvious bi men can have. wives thats not even a debate#but like. JUST because so many people are against him getting with a guy. i hope they make Sophie a man#just for the love of god make him gay!! let him be gay again guys!!!!!!!!#like cool sexy this arty guy is getting with women whatever. can he not kiss a man though at least one time#adding to this do you even get how hot a gay masquerade scene would be. Can the straight middle aged women in this fandom even comprehend it#anyway mutuals im sorry for brigerton posting it wont happen again!!#im just mad that im never going to get a gay regency smooch to project onto#benedict bridgerton#bridgerton
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Okay, but the idea of true form!Sukuna x royal court painter! Reader has been gnawing at my brain for weeks now-
#y'all i went to art school for painting so like-#i really need this in my life#this is wish fulfillment at its finest i won't lie to you#i need to make art for and of him so badly-#i swear i'm cooking with this#i have so many ideas for this in my head by now#i haven't done any creative writing in years tho and i don't think i can do this idea justice 😫#the pain#maybe i'll try anyway???#if anyone gets inspired by this i will smooch you-#i smell potential for a collab in here somewhere...#sukuna#sukuna ryomen#sukuna x reader#sukuna ryomen x reader#sukuna headcanons#sukuna drabble#jjk sukuna#jjk x reader#jjk headcanons#jjk drabbles#jujustu kaisen x reader#jjk#jujutsu kaisen
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sophia seeing cailan's body hanging there when they go back to ostagar, and suddenly all she can see even through the rot and the ruin is just how much he looked like alistair...... :'(
a mental image that totally will not haunt her through alistair's many years on the throne as rebellions and assassination attemps come and go. doesn't send her unhinged and unwise even a little
#I've never played back to ostagar before actually! getting some more delicious trauma for everyone#and also zev was there (affectionate)#oc: sophia amell#warden x alistair#dragon age#dragon age origins#the vibes are slightly weird in the dialogue in this dlc -- this uh. did not seem to be the relationship alistair and cailan had#such as it even was. but hey I got this angst out of it what more can I ask#I had sophia and alistair smooch on the platform place thingy where you meet him for the first time. I am a sap but I am free#what's that post about the unconquerable human spirit that's like 'despite all the horrors I am still horny' again. basically they're that#alistair is honestly The most pocket healed warrior of all time he's got two spirit healers who love him laser focused on him#at all times#(sophia switches between unleashing horrifying amounts of raw magical power on the enemy and going 'oh nooo let me see I'll fix it')#that boy is Protected. wynne and sophia glaring at you past his shoulders like 'he said no FUCKING pickles ok. last warning'#(actually probably sophia would glare at you from like. the height of his armpit; she's Short lol)#also partially why I had to change my canon b/c if alistair was left in the fade sophia would. she would quite simply end the world#long before solas had the time to. she would tear the veil to shreds to get to him. mind and circle mage restraint irretrievably lost#her greatest fear is becoming unmoored (which in many ways also means losing alistair) and everyone else should be afraid of that too#I do like how this playthrough is shaking out tho it feels like a more grown-up version of the story I told with them originally#more complicated and acknowledging the other forces pulling on them (when I was younger I liked the freedom of them both staying wardens)#but it just makes the 'we're sticking together *no matter what*' all the more satisfying and triumphant for me.#we'll find a way and if there is no way we'll fucking make it together :') and they do
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If you're waiting for a reply from me, I'm really sorry for the wait! I have most of them written in drafts, but I'm holding on to all of them except the resonance thread (Resi is a fickle muse sometimes and I don't want to lose him while he's working with me) because I'm trying to get some artwork done for commissions and gifts!! I plan to release threads come Friday, but i really appreciate the patience! ^^
#i promise i'm still interested in writing with everyone! I know i don't gotta explain myself#but. alas. My special interest is writing. And I cannot draw if I Owe Replies because my brain simply won't let me#so i write them and then hold them until i've made the progress i need to and then i get to release them as a treat#So thank you everyone who doesn't mind waiting!! I'm giving you smooches on the cheeks if you want them!!#and i'm SO excited to continue so many of these threads <3#tristan rambles#update#I WILL happily answer DMs/IMs or asks though! since they're usually not anything i can't set aside while working and get back to when i can
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being a multishipper is so interesting in the fop fandom (and most fandoms tbh) because you’ll have a lot of ships you really enjoy but the other shippers like actively DESPISE the other. I like perirep the most but I ship that purple twink with so many guys
#every day I see perirep and peridale shippers hating on each other#or other peri shippers hating on irep and dale#meanwhile I’m just. making peri kiss everyone. playing with them like dolls#like hmm maybe you guys wouldn’t want to see my other peri ships#like him with Juandissimo *gets shot in the head and dragged off stage*#that’s all I’m talking about I’ve seen how this fandom can be#also makes my sona smooch him AND irep sorry boys I also want the blue and purple bitches#yknow I call peri a twink but I draw him human he’s kind of doughy. and Irep is boft (buff with tummy). fascinating#peri and Cupid are victims of me (i ship them with too many people but also have favorite ships for them)#okay tbf the Juandissimo one is MOSTLY a joke. mostly. I’ve drawn it a few times so maybe the joke is me.#peri can do better than him but unfortunately for him I like to put him in Situations
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La la lu, la la lu
Oh, my little star sweeper
I'll sweep the stardust for you
#micas art#twst#twisted wonderland#silver vanrouge#eepiest boy in the world having the softest little dreams <3#this is brought to you by my sickeningly sweet daydreams of lilia putting silver to bed and tucking him in#his own childhood was kind of harsh so he tries to give silver some of the comfort he didnt get where he can#he probably dries his bedsheets in the sun so theyre fresh and crisp to sleep in oTL#he gives him numerous pillows to make sure his neck is confortably supported and he feels cozy#he gets him a little bat stuffed animal! so he isnt lonely in the night and has something to remind him of his father#i have so many thoughts about this#anyways. smooching his little forehead goodnight hope you all enjoy this as much as i do 🌟
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joel going after ellie when she goes back to Saint Mary’s to find out the truth. joel hastily hopping off his horse to go to her. joel embracing ellie and kissing her head. joel saying ‘you talk to me. you don’t just leave me a got damn note’. ellie placing her palms against his chest and shoving him away. joels arms staying outstretched as he’s pushed from her. the turmoil on his face. the heartbreak and betrayal on hers.
joel telling her the truth. ellie breaking down. joel reaching for her and being that close to her. ellie swatting his hand away—don’t you fucking touch me. I’ll go back… but we’re done
joel standing there, watching her. joel crying because, well, she’s gone. she’s pushed him away, said they’re done. her finger to his face and tears running off her chin—and he’s the reason for it.
joel standing there in the open for who knows how long. knowing now that she… might not come back. what he did years ago has finally caught up to him in, quite possibly, the worst way he can imagine. his child, his daughter, his second chance, wanting absolutely nothing to do with him anymore.
pedro and bella??? doing this scene???
#mmmm many thoughts#many many thoughts#do y’all think about the head kiss as much as me#he waltz up#KNOWING they’re on the outs#I know he must’ve known#but maybe he just thought eh. teenage angst. happens with every kid#but he SO EASILY goes up#wraps her in his embrace#and just kisses her head so easily#THATS SECOND NATURE FOR THEM COME ONDBEKDHDKDH#you can even hear the little smooch and every time I watch the scene over I lose a little more of my sanity#he’s just so#he loves her so much and he lost her so fast#it was the last time he ever held her 😀😀😀😀😀😀😀#he never touched her again after that 😀😀😀😀😀😀#no hug no hands no head kisses no nothing 😀😀#I like to think the twitch of his finger before he died is him reaching out for her#one last time#and he didn’t even get it#the last of us part 2#the last of us hbo#joel miller#ellie williams
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Me, finally seeing actual Wednesday content now that I’ve finished the show and being exposed to the ship wars: What if, and hear me out here, hypothetically, they were all together, hypothetically. They all just kissed each other all the time. What then, huh?
#all shipping wars can be solved with polyamory#so many smooches#wednesday would like it too#she'd get her boys and her girl#wenclair#wyler#wavier#tylorpe#wednesday x enid#wednesday x tyler#wednesday x xavier#xavier x tyler#polyamory#if you start arguing with me i'm just going to keep saying they should all kiss each other#because they should
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the whole "cats choose their owners" thing is really funny to me because ivy very much did NOT choose me. she was a slightly dim-witted and very rambunctious feral kitten, and that combination led to her getting herself stuck inside an old chipmunk nest halfway down the steep bank of the creek by my parents' house. from there she proceeded to scream her head off until both my mom and i came out to see what on earth was making all that racket, then we excavated her out of that hole like a sad little potato. she was grateful for the rescue, but definitely NOT grateful for the ensuing flea baths and conversion to indoor cat life at my apartment, which she reminds me of regularly. ivy i'm sorry for saving you from an early death due to predation/disease/cars, but can you stop biting me every day of my life please
#even every other day would be an improvement.#i do in fact take her out for leashed walks regularly when the weather is tolerable but it hasn't been possible for months and she's FED UP#however. i say all this but she routinely climbs into my lap for naps & greets me at the door purring & headbutting every time i come home#so clearly she's not that unhappy. her tolerance for regular cat-owner shenanigans however is essentially non-existent.#after 6 years though i can read her like a book. i know exactly how many head smooches i can get in before she gets too annoyed#and exactly how long she wants to be held when i come home before she wants to be put down#and exactly what she means when she 'gently' chews on my ankles ('play with me now or i'll bite harder')#but strangers on the other hand? guests in my home? my beloved human friends? they do not speak her language.#and the margin for error with her is razor thin. if you don't listen immediately when she says 'stop touching me' she will go from lovey#to SCRATCHING YOU BITING YOU HISSING HISSING HISSING almost immediately.#i have tried everything to convince her that's unnecessary but i think she is just SO sensitive she can't handle it#but i still love her so much. i understand her and she understands me. idk WHAT i'm gonna do when she eventually dies i'm gonna be a wreck.#in a lot of ways we are SUPER similar. i also lash out when i'm overstimulated & i also have a much lower threshold for that#than most people.#i get it.
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In the universe in which Bruce Wayne and Joker are in a public relationship and are a power couple, I gots some thoughts.
So, Bruce visits Joker in Arkham or whatever. Like brings him flowers or something, I dunno. And someone says something about how they cannot BELIEVE billionaire Bruce Wayne would spend his time with someone who is mentally unstable enough to be in Arkham. Well, said someone's buisness suddenly fails when for some unbeknownst reason, Wayne Enterprises stop financially supporting said buisness.
Some time later, Joker and Bruce are at a gala. Bruce Wayne expierences autism 100 moment and someone goes ableism about it. Just a passing comment. And then after the rich socialite party, maybe two nights after, Joker doesn't kill them, but he sure does psychological torture.
#If you cannot tell by how I wrote this‚ my brain is fried.#It took all my strength not to call Joker 'the Jonker' and I'm proud I didn't.#I do not know WHY I've been thinking about Batjokes so much but I have.#And WHY CAN'T I FIND FICS LIKE THIS? I don't want Batman and Joker smooching!!!! No no no!#What I want is infamous criminal Joker and billionaire with social status Bruce Wayne gay married!#And the press won't leave them alone about it! The news is always telling stories. It's great for Bruce Wayne's cover!#All the headlines think Bruce Wayne is secretly some villain because how else is he gay married to Joker??????#Cuz he. Heem. Him. He's Batman.#And everytime Alfred forces Bruce to go to a gala and network‚ Joker is his date. And all the billionaires are scared out of their brains.#How is everyone so hyped up on the freak nature of Batman and Joker going at it freak style and not THIS?#I get the appeal‚ but this has layers of intriguing in another aspect that I feel isn't explored enough.#AND THERE ARE TOO MANY FANFICTIONS FOR ME TO SORT THROUGH TO FIND SOMETHING LIKE THIS!#And think about it! If Joker lives with Bruce Wayne‚ and everyone knows where Bruce Wayne lives‚ and Joker does some joking...#And Batman goes to handle the situation‚ it would make a REALLY good excuse if anyone notices Batman going into the Wayne residence.#Batman can be like 'Oh no. I'm not here after a long day of crime fighting cuz I live here!!! I'm here to interrogate Joker!'#And then everyone smiles and nods.#autistic Bruce Wayne#Sentiments of a vampire.#batjokes
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Eyyyy I rizzed a Wesker, I've still got it -v-
I didn't understand what he was trying to get me to do in the first clip but after that happened I had a gut feeling he was tameable (thought I could run through the bamboo but it was the 'invisible wall' kind of bamboo bc sure)
#gave him a lil smooch as an extra thank you before I left ^^'#can hardly ever rizz Weskers as Chris but I can as Dwight lmao#i don't get as many weskers as I used to now so I'm making the most of it whenever I get one ;n;#played 3 matches as dino dwight and escaped 2 of them so it's been a good little session#wesker#dwight fairfield#dead by daylight#my gameplay
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rewatched small potatoes, and jesus christ, what a premise for your lighthearted comedy episode 😡
#i have soooooooo many ragey feminist rants about txf in my old age#obviously scully was a groundbreaking character and i love her beyond words#but the way the writing treats her PISSES ME OFF!!!!!!!#you can tell this show was still made in such a bubble of not being able to comprehend that women are for anything besides torturing#and like. when i was young i was just thrilled to see 'mulder' and scully on the couch almost smooching.#but now i'm like 'you're seriously going to use her feelings for mulder against her#and have her think they're having this sweet connection#and instead it's the serial rapist she's been chasing trying to add her to his list?????????'#'you're going to use the very yearned for imagery of mulder and scully almost kissing in THAT context?!?!??!!'#i just. grr.#the revival and the way it treated scully really opened my eyes to how mad i am at this whole show#i still really enjoy it#but i got BEEF with the way it treats dana katherine scully. i got beef for LIFE!#no wonder gillian anderson was like 'no more of this. bye.'#grrrrrrrrr. okay. i'll stop now. (but only on this post. inside i'll rage forever!)#i get that people get testy about accusing this show of sexism but ........ it's soooooo sexist my dudes.#even if it's just in a way where it's a product of its time and its largely male staff of creators.#dollsome's deep thoughts#JUSTICE FOR SCULLY!!!!!!!#(revival i will never forgive you for retconning william being mulder and scully's kid#and instead saying he was the product of medical rape.#I'LL NEVER FORGIVE YOU!)#(okay. bye. for now.)#p.s. sorry if this post makes you hate me. i gotta live my ragey truth!#i love this show and these characters -- i love therefore i rage. if that makes sense.
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now hear me out on this
#i'm going to lose some of yall but#i need somewhere to put this#amen/eva but it's a Very Specific Scenario where it's he is hauntingly obsessed with her (negative)#a la songbirds and snakes#(idk ive never actually read it)#as in . cannot get her out of his head#VERY ONE SIDED#im imagining canon divergent: she runs away successfully#and even though amen + hunters are on her trail#she's always just out of reach#she taunts him in his dreams to the point of obsession#it's literally years later and couldn't care less about remmao. about saamon#because theres only one shesmu left that plague his nightmares. he sees her in there so often he believes that shes performing oneiromancy#to get into his head#meanwhile eva dont really gaf#i like to imagine shes just chilling living her best oneiromancy life n getting rich#ts none of her business lol#probably smooching rame somewhere (this part is self indulgent lol)#be honest am i cooking or do i lack media literacy#i dont actually hate eva/amen ship i just hate how it's done in canon lol#so many interesting ways it could go but it reads as a mafia fic sometimes#ANYWAY#can u tell i'm listening to you can't catch me now by olivia rodrigo
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hey siri how do I stop feeling gutwrenchingly anxious in the guilt way for using the treatment methods available to me to not be in constant misery
#starlight personal#it’s very bizarre to have my life going objectively well - work is good! personal life is good! family is good!#and still be very mentally ill and feel like I’m faking it even though I know damn well I ain’t scream-sobbing every couple of days alone in#my apartment for attention because What Attention??? my cat????? Bug is never moved by my tears she cares only for string and wires#like I know that cannabis has been immensely helpful to getting me to fucking sleep on a regular schedule and that’s integral to -#my functioning and I know that having emergency klonopin in the event of a total breakout is helpful#and I KNOW that my PMDD and depression and anxiety are very treatment resistant and ketamine is the only thing that’s provided any -#meaningful relief and logically I know I’m not abusing any of these#I’m getting a promotion at work I still go out to see friends regularly I have hobbies I have a girlfriend (??? Wild right)#like clearly these things are working because i’m better now than i was for years leading up to now#SO LIKE. DON’T STOP USING THE THINGS THAT HELP. LOGICALLY THIS MEANS THESE ARE GOOD FOR ME#I always roll my eyes when ppl go off their meds b/c they’re feeling better like babes that’s what the meds are meant to do#if you stop taking them you stop feeling better - but it’s REALLY HARD to get past the cultural conditioning#the feeling that ‘but I can white knuckle my way through this I can force myself to live without’ like WHY BITCH#WE DON’T HAVE TO LIVE WITHOUT#AND ALSO. WE’RE STILL GENERALLY MISERABLE BRO. EVEN WITH OUR LIFE IN A BETTER PLACE!!!#DO YOU NOT THINK THIS MEANS THAT WE SHOULD USE WHAT WE KNOW WORKS TO BE LESS MISERABLE#basically it’s really hard to not feel like a loser when the only things that help are ‘fun’ drugs like weed and psychedelics#I feel like I’m being a hedonistic reprobate which 1) is actually kinda cool now that I wrote it out#2) @ myself were not a good enough liar-faker that every medical professional we see wouldn’t pick up on that if that was our motivation#time to remind myself that it’s arrogant to think I could trick many trained professionals without actively trying tbh#that generally helps me get out of my self-pitying ‘ohhhhh I’m awful and lazy and bad and abusing substances’ spiral#to be very mentally ill on main it is weirdly reassuring to be like ‘just as my fanon interpretation of obi wan kinda hates himself but is -#practical enough to take care of himself even when it makes him cringe and want to scratch his face off; I too am aware that self-care is -#radical and punk and In Fact Necessary to beat back the dark and live in the light with hope so yes even though I doubt and -#feel squiggly and guilty about it I’m not going to NOT prioritize my health and well-being b/c self-hatred and self-denial benefits no one’#thank you inner obi wan i love projecting my issues onto you mwah mwah mwah smooches for my favorite boy!!!!!#and smooches for me I’m going to be proud of myself gosh darn it even if I have to fake it at first#see I wouldn’t be able to be nice to myself like this if I hadn’t been doing ketamine treatment for a year IT WORKS BRO KEEP IT UP#SCHEDULE THE DAMN APPOINTMENT AND CLEAN YOUR BONG
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is it just me and my delusional poly nxx brainrot or are they making nxx supar domestic-like lately 🤨
#i have so many screenshots of this event pls#they just#the one where they were having a meeting in the morning??? like 😭😭💕#‘but we can discuss this after breakfast’#‘why tf did u take out your tablet and show us then??’#‘so you know what we’ll be discussing later 🤨’#LMFAOOO#artem 🤝 marius ;; being passive aggressive to eachother#luke 🤝 vyn 🤝 rosa ;; sipping their coffee and watching this whole thing#also marius bullying vyn abt waking up late and vyn being like this mf better stfu 😭#i love them#more drabbles for nxx/reader in my drafts neow 🤭#tears of themis#tot#!tot events#ALSO THE INVITATION IS SO ROETTY THE LOOK VYN GIVES MARIUS LMAOO#and when they look over at you to make sure youre okay ‼️‼️#can i get a smooch between everyone thanks#im so happy tho cuz like ive been writing on the quiz thing if they could have the nxx boys be more friendly to eachother and have the whole#nxx team be more ykyk and not have it be a battle between the guys cuz their dynamics over fighting is bettar#like?? artem leaning against the bookshelf ; marius blocking the door ; vyn mocking emmy and luke faking an attack#that was so hot just me ? ok 💃#they literally know how to read eachother’s minds without a glance and it means sm to me#rosa is proud of her boys too <33#poly nxx
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thinking about dream daddy again and god brian makes me so mad
#random thoughts#dream daddy#HIS ROUTE ISN'T EVEN ABOUT HIM#okay so the thing about the fleshed-out routes is you can tell a lot about a character depending on how many people are around#like with craig his first two dates involve at least one of his kids and a lot of social interaction because he's so overworked#so his final date where you just spend time with HIM one-on-one hits a lot harder#while with joseph he surrounds you with people but takes little periods of time to be alone with you to make a move#before instantly surrounding you with people again so you don't have enough time to question if he just made a pass at you#which is why his final date with you on the boat hits so hard: he purposefully isolated you in a place you could not easily leave#so he could make his move#and with brian... all his dates involve daisy in some way#which would imply he's trying to maintain some sort of distance? but he's not. he actively wants to befriend you#daisy and amanda keep tagging along... and for what?#they're eventually sidelined anyway! each date involves a moment where daisy and amanda are gone and you get a moment alone with brian#brian is the dad whose kid is the most present in his route and it says. literally nothing about him#make it so your character keeps inviting brian out and brian keeps making it a 'bring your kid and make it a playdate' thing or SOMETHING#maybe he's been raising daisy by himself for so long he's a bit rusty on how to interact with someone he's interested in?#on the second date daisy and amanda could have stayed home. it would change nothing#have daisy be sick and amanda be otherwise involved (maybe imply they're both faking to get out of fishing/get brian and mc to smooch)#like i don't think i'd mind daisy being around so much if she wasn't such a nothing burger of a character#give her some flaws! have amanda think she's weird or creepy! show us why she has no friends!#why is brian's route centered around our mc's daddy issues. we don't know his dad. we don't give a shit about his dad.#brian's route's main conflict ISN'T EVEN ABOUT HIM??? WHAT THE FUCK#you're essentially forcing us to make a character choice based on a backstory you also forced on us. you fallout 4'd us.#like okay. there's a lot of 'here's a part of your backstory you didn't know about' in dream daddy but this specifically doesn't work#like the ska band? it's a jokey plot device that's kind of weak but also a bit whatever#alex? is an explanation for why you're a single parent. very sad. not very fleshed out.#mc's dad? IS THE FOCUS OF AN ENTIRE ROUTE?????? WHAT THE FUCJ#literally no reason to do that. it makes brian a flatter character whose whole purpose is to react to your daddy issues#GIVE HIM FLAWS. MAKE HIM THE ONE WHO TAKES THE COMPETITION TOO SERIOUSLY
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