#get a job!

[onlyzizi]

i really don’t give a fuck if men on twitter are uncomfortable that jjk is “basically women fan service” because at the very least those characters are adults.

[half-oz-eddie]

But the girls that come around that are like you, broken and starving for love…They understand you. They want to save you, but they never stick around , do they? You wish you could tie them to you. Put them in your trunk so they can't escape. Hide them somewhere only you have access. You want to be alone together. Forever. And there's a way to make that happen. Should I tell you, Billy?

[yuri-alexseygaybitch]

Fucking uncharted amounts of based

[sweetnnaivete]

i redact my statement about bringing back side bangs. bring back side bangs only for those who never said they were ugly

[gothicprep]

it’s always so funny when you’re out of the house for a couple of hours and you see that your cat is still laying down in the same place she was 6 hours ago, just striking a different pose. lazy ass.

[dearreader]

the fact that buck is fucking CARRYING the 118 through the bee episode and their captain just punishes him for it… god i know what they’re doing but i want to bite!

[otherpens]

If Peggy gets put in serious peril I will hunt Julian for sport.

[itsbait]

i do not care for the stoner puppygirl/puppyboy pawjob subgenre of trans people who take bong rips while wearing dog ears and act lobotomised

[champagnemoon]

It’s so wild that some of the same weirdos who were around during the og emo and scene era and tried to prey on young girls are still around doing the same shit for the resurgence

[ambelle]

This is definitely him absorbing Kory’s powers 🙃

[saintshigaraki]

the b*ts are back </3

[jewishcissiekj]

and now I find myself with the desire to gatekeep Asajj's Legends wookiepedia page

[sadlittlecountess]

i become eerily unhinged whenever a brain dead person insults my favorite female character. i don’t care that she’s the devil incarnate, she’s my pookie, and that’s all that matters!! <33

[scarymovi3s]

all this billy/heather shit in her tag… GET AWAY FROM HER!!

[theriverbeyond]

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

[liquidstar]

If my mom sees a significant amount of blood she gets lightheaded, and has fainted on some occasions. Once it happened when we were kids, I wasn't there to witness it but I heard the story from my dad. Basically my brothers, around 7 or 8 at the time, were playing outside while my mom was making their lunch, and she accidentally cut her finger. It wasn't anything serious, but it drew a fair bit of blood and she passed out. My dad saw this and rushed over, but he didn't really know what to do so he just sort of started slapping her to wake her up (not recommended, but he had no idea and panicked)

At that exact moment my brothers both came in from playing, and all they saw was our mom unconscious on the floor and our dad slapping her. So, like, without even saying a word to each other they both just INSTANTLY start whaling on him, like, full blown attack mode to defend our mom. Which obviously didn't help the situation, but she did wake up and everything was fine.

Now our dad says that he's actually really glad they attacked him over what they thought was going on, because it means he raised good boys. And I still think that's true, they're very good boys.