#gertrude the woman that you are

[easilyentertained99]

Gertrude Robinson will get herself a shit ton of C4, encase a monster pig in cement and avert a ritual simply by writing about Britain's shittiest apartment building in a newspaper, but then other times she just straight up murders an innocent

[occudo]

You should rest

Sleepy Smokey eyes commission for @moonwatcher13 !

Thank you so much again for commissioning me! 💖

[clown-eating-pig]

I really love gertrude robinson bc how often do you get an older woman character who just really sucks? She sacrifices ppl that trust her. She is so focused on keeping the world from ending that she completely doesn’t notice one of her assistants routinely torturing the others. She dismembered a guy. She does her job badly on purpose. She’s cunning and sneaky. She dares her murderous, immortality seeking boss to kill her. She gets murdered by her murderous, immortality seeking boss. She’s not particularly friendly. She somehow had access to plastic explosives. She’s a manipulator and a liar. She’s bound to the avatar of destruction. She helped a guy get rid of a pig by telling him to put it in conk crete. She is like the opposite of a sweet little grandma and that’s beautiful.

[honeysucklethornsandalligtrhorns]

'i'm fine with elias simps but i draw the line at lady mowbray you people have clearly never met old rich ladies-' i'm not in it for the money i'm in it for the senseless violence and killings. god forbid a woman do anything.

[frost0wl]

love Jon but what I wouldn't give for a full TMA podcast narrated by Gertrude..please...tis all I need

[smashorpassgilf]

Gertrude Robinson TMA

(https://)www.youtube.com/watch?v=CLpPIVIFjlk

[fiendishartist2]

i support women's wrongs

[theokusgallery]

Laplace's Angel by Will Wood is a Gertrude Robinson song

[zoedaw-time]

The reason why Minecraft updates in the TMAverse is because older Minecraft was prime lonely material but Gertrude blackmailed the devs into adding more stuff to delonelify it

[gerry-whatshisname]

Right, hi, newly formed Gerry Keay fictive here. Newly as in I've been here about a month, if I recall correctly. The rest of the system has another blog, but I don't use it.

I am sourced from both TMA and TMAGP. Don't expect hyperdetailed memories, though.

Kins and fictives welcome to interact. Bodily an adult, no idea what my age is specifically but probably a bit older than the rest. Will update if I figure it out

[lunar-years]

they'd name roy's sister something terrible, like bernice or gertrude

[friszil]

of course michael distortion was born angry. but hey guys do think it would still try to be near gertrude subconsciously searching for her approval just as michael shelley did. now intentionally unsettling and intimidating and sarcastic and mocking and derisive but still something along the lines "you can't get rid of me, you can't abandon me now. i stay here, therefore you have no choice but to accept me. please accept me again; please show that you didn't mean what you did."

thinking about this one au where michael distortion continues to work in the archives after michael shelley's death because apparently you can't leave the archives even if you aren't you anymore

[boredlike24-7]

Actually pissed at this ad I got on YouTube for a movie I never would have even watched because it’s supposedly portraying the story of the first woman to swim across the English Channel and they cast her as a skinny woman, like girl you would die in that water with that little fat on you

[phantomrose96]

Underrated Jonathan Sims moment when he puts out a call for a statement from a computer hobbyist in hopes of finding someone who can break him into Gertrude's laptop. And the woman who answers gives one of the most memorable, spine-chilling, true-to-form-internet-horror statements at the pinnacle of what TMA horror can be. And Jon's like "happy for you or sorry that happened anyway can you hack into this laptop for me?"

And she does

Jon please just pay a professional for their time.

[dinnerthyme]

HOHOHOOOLY SHIT

MAG 154 ASFSGJK

esPECIALLY POST-STATEMENT .

IF I SCREENSHOTTED EVERY BIT THAT GOT ME THEN ID BE. POSTING THE QHOLE TRANSCRIPT

I AM NORMAL ABOUT ALL THESE CHARACTERS ETC ETC

[v0idwraith]

[ID: The "assassination chain" meme from Person of Interest. Three people sit in succeeding pews in a church. The man in the frontmost pew is labeled "me listening to episode 8." The woman behind him is labeled "Gerry" in caps and is holding a gun to the back of his head. A woman behind her labeled "Gertrude fucking Robinson?" in all caps holds a gun to her head. The view changes to show someone in a higher level of the church aiming a gun at the last woman in the row. They are labeled "Georgie Barker," again in all caps. End ID]

image ID courtesy of @princess-of-purple-prose, thank you!