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it's october 3rd
#i've made it in paint in 5 minutes#happy october 3rd#october 3rd#it's october 3rd#don't forget october 3rd#fma#fma 2003#fmab#mean girls#german unity day#tumblr holidays#fullmetal alchemist
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I feel so sorry for non-german-speakers because they never get to experience Coldmirror
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had to draw that one meme lol.
his ass would NOT survive the horrors
#ulixes 5 minutes into the horrors: *screaming crying throwing up* why is everyone speaking gottwaldian here.this can't get any worse#no little german boy don't go to space DDR. oh mein gott zhis place is full of flesh und reality altering plasm#signalis#disco elysium#echo maker#i think we're gonna have to kill this guy#i love this meme. the most self-indulgent redraw ever#alternatively: elysium would be nothing to Elster. she'd walk through the pale to find her girlfriend#eventually the pale wouldn't affect her and she'd remember the promise#i drew this to take a break from other projects i should be working on lol#y
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gotten to the point in criminal minds where they've fully given up the ghost. like sure. the unsub is uh *spins wheel* a sexual sadist who writes rhymes on the wall and targets *rolls dice* blond divorcees because when they were a child *throws dart* heard the beastie boys on the radio. hell yeah. brother i could write for this show.
#the minute they started calling unsubs ''bad guys'' like its so over#its so so so over#this happened back in like s4/5 btw#cm#the one where dave anders is german and lobotomizes his sister in the sewers. and puts CAMERAS IN HER EYE. like that made us YELL#we were loooooosing it#top 3 most ridiculous episodes
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dog show next week so im digging out a few photos from the last one
#mine#pics#dog show#dogblr#german shepherd#a lot of the pictures i took at that show just suck#and it was in fact a skill issue but also it was going from bright and sunny to cloudy every 5 minutes#that doesnt help very much
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#it drives me completely insane how both foreigners and Germans act like supermarkets closing at 8 pm and on Sundays is reasonable and normal#IT'S FUCKING FOOD#IT'S ESSENTIAL#''but people should not work on sund–''#firstly why the fuck not#I loved working on sundays#you get a weekday to yourself to do any appointments in the morning and don't need to ask for a day off#AND#you don't expect emergency workers to not work sundays right???#FOOD IS EMERGENCY#I'm sick and tired of constantly starving myself because I was too tired to buy food after work#and my executive dysfunction wouldn't let me buy anything in the morning#i CONSTANTLY beg myself to get my ass up before lidl closes#and always end up sprinting to the store to grab a frozen pizza 5 minutes before closing#like in Prague I managed to get to the store before it closed at fucking 00:00#and I STILL had problems#I'm gonna get a fucking ed here in this goddamn country#this is unreal to me#is everyone here completely mentally healthy#doesn't have depression or adhd or some other thing that prevents them from executing their to-do list accurately??#seems unlikely
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Hank madcom has the vibe of a berliner send Tweet
#@ all 4 german madcom fans: hi#madness combat#madcom#hank j wimbleton#text post#that man has 5 döner shops all located 3 minutes Away from his apartment#you cannot convince me otherwise
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anyway thank you to milica jovanović and david jakobs for making me see the lisa carew × henry jekyll vision. seriously go watch their take me as I am ('nimm mich wie ich bin')
also shoutout to david for describing jekyll and utterson's scenes as intimate. absolute legend behaviour honestly. dortmund jekyll our bi king <3
#me.txt#jekyll and hyde musical#david jakobs#like I watched the clips with them and genuinely felt grief for both of them knowing how their stories end.#I've watched like 5 english versions of the musical off youtube and through the whole of them I wasn't rlly interested in the love story#if a black and white video under two minutes sung in german can do it for me I think that's not my issue#literally when he was describing the utterson & jekyll scenes he called them something like 'sehr innig'. excuse me can you please elaborat
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when watching any english language show and there's two guys the only thing you truly gave to consider is when they started to tegez each other
#my post#i actually watched some hungarian bbc merlin for this reason back in the day and merlin magázd arthur for like 5 minutes and then#only when it was funny after that#but in german he kept using this archaic form of polite address and arthur said sei gegrüßt at one point which i enjoyed#but honestly i think he should have started to magát arthur again in s5 their relationship had degraded by a lot at that point#and they were older#did bbc merlin s5 even get dubbed? i dont think so#gwen and morgana should also have used te for most of their acquaintanceship Unless gwen said a kisasszony as a pronoun constantly#which i think is a very valid form of magázódás i used it all the time in high school with teachers i liked. the name instead of ön#anyway jeeves and wooster would be magázóding forever even if they are pals theres no way around it#crowley and aziraphale started out with thou and idk why they stopped who cares about society#did ged tegez tenar when he met her in the tombs? she was priestess number 1 so he shouldve but she was also 14 so idk#this is a really fun game to play i love the implications and i also tip my hat to translators for figuring this stuff out#but only when they Get It. sometimes they mess up
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I know german people who start speaking to me in english (or ask if I want to switch to english) are trying to be nice but it pisses me off so much im talking to you in GERMAN if I wanted to speak english I would NOT be here
#also do they know how hard it is to switch between two second languages?? because its really fucking hard#switching between first and second language? easy.#but im currently speaking and hearing german all day long so if you stat speaking english 1) ill have no idea what youre sayying for a#solid 20 seconds 2) dont expect me to answer in english bc i physically cant#3) just why. like you listened to me speak german for like 5 minutes and suddenly decide to switch languages??#lady its 8pm and im still working the reason im not very responsive is not because im speaking german but because im exhausted and i really#want to be done quickly but you neeeeed to show me videos of your daughters riding ponies. omg i dont caaaaaare#just come back tomorrow morning like i told you. three times#ok to be fair this doesnt happen often but this one woman really pissed me off lol. i need actual days off
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Shhhh, hörst du das? Hörst du das Gemunkel? Um dich wird es dunkel. In deinem Kopf dreh'n sich die Gedanken Bringen dich zum wanken. Geschichten um die sich Dramen ranken Nie erzählt und doch gekannt. Oh, du lauscht gebannt. Die Angst der and'ren tut dir nicht gut Doch es nährt die Glut Die das Feuer entfacht, das dich anlacht, Einladend und warm. Es nimmt dich in den Arm Und verbrennt dich mit seiner Zärtlichkeit. Dein letztes Geleit führst du selbst an. Du hast dich entschieden Und wirst kriegen Was dein Kopf dir befiehlt das richtig wäre. Es ist dir keine Lehre. Du trinkst Gift wie süßen Wein Doch dein Durst wird nie gestillt sein. Armes Kind, wer soll dich jetzt noch retten? Das Schloss für deine Ketten Wiegt schwerer noch als selbst dein Herz. Du kannst nicht mit noch ohne Schmerz.
Shhhh, do you hear that? Do you hear the murmur? It's getting dark around you. Your head is spinning with thoughts. They make you waver. Stories entwined with dramas Never told and yet known. Oh, you listen spellbound. The fear of others does you no good But it feeds the embers that kindle the fire Which laughs at you. Inviting and warm. It takes you in its arms. And burns you with its tenderness. You lead your last escort yourself. You have made your decision And will get what your head tells you is right. It is no lesson to you. You drink poison like sweet wine. But your thirst will never be quenched. Poor child, who will save you now? The lock for your chains weighs more than even your heart. You cannot live with or without pain.
#as always when i write poetry or lyrics in German it's happening in total darkness#right on my way home from walking the dog#and then i stand there for 5 minutes and write it down.#And immediately forget how the German language works afterwards.#this happens about once or twice every year and inbetween i am completely unable to write anything German thar rhymes whatsoever#chicken writes#my writing#- found out i have two tags. gotta clean that up some day#This is a poem about my how my toxic grand aunt keeps luring my mum and me in ever so often but we fall for it over and over again#we are too bound to her to fight it and her constant stories of drama#also it's about how listening to the suffering of others really can damage your own mental health#Just posting this here cos I have no place to collect my poetry yet
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my body is MUTINOUS
#i’m sick AGAIN#i managed to stay standing for approximately 5 minutes straight to check my temp and take my meds#and now i will enter a light coma because being awake is for losers actually#if i start fever-posting i grant you all permission to block me#german club music in my spine#double vision like a seer predicting two different outcomes#and i’ve gone full chihuahua mode with how bad my tremors are#dear body please fucking relax
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My brain has given up. After doing three different subjects of hw, two of which are languages, within the past day, I'm done with roughly this weeks hw.
I'm not gonna say how long it took, but considering I got done after midnight, the answer is too long
#mossy thoughts#I'm tired#oh so tired#also went to a family reunion today#and church#I worked on my hw at both#was able to get 1 class done between the two#twas a lot of japanese#then I did german#then more japanese#then a psych quiz#the playlist I found really broke me during the quiz#started playing swallowed soap about 5 minutes into me just staring at the words#also one of the answers to a question was Freud's pansexuality#can't wait to get up tomorrow#/j#i crave so much sleep#but the dailies must come first#am look forward to making a friend food though /g
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#meows#I am thiiis close to going off the deep end I swear to god *fingers are micrometers from touching *#so in the span of 5 minutes of me getting into the cat#*car w my GMA she asks me how many#quote unquote people from Mexico I have at my school#and how sad it was some of their parents are being deported!!!#AS IF SHE WAS NOT THE PERSON WHO VOTED FOR DUMP#and then was oh so worried she’d be next bc she had ancestors that were#and while I would quote I won’t but let’s just say#she said a popular quote from 1940s Germany#(for the record I think she just means her side’s German descendants#bc Ik for sure my moms side has been in my state for at least a few generations)#but still she just fucking said the thing!#and you might ask ‘well Kory if they’re that bad#why don’t you stop eating w them? and 1. I’m poor as shit#and they pay for my meal and 2. long before things got this bad#I had ate with them once a week and if I suddenly#stop there’ll be questions and before you say#well stand up for what you believe in#I’d like to remind you said grandparents own the place I live at#if I tell em how I feel I might get kicked out and be homeless#and I’m sorry on a title 1 school salary#I wouldn’t even be able to rent a motel room for a few nights#I fucking hate this!!!!!! I’m so sick of it!!!!!!
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Silent Youth (2012)
Two young men meet by chance in the streets of Berlin and share a tentative friendship and romance. Silent Youth is slow paced and, as its title would suggest, makes heavy use of silence. If you are looking for a meditative film with a focus on tentative and tender human connection, you might enjoy Silent Youth. However, fans of plot, action, or dialogue are likely to be disappointed.
Director: Diemo Kemmesies
Runtime: 1h 13m
Genres: Drama
Watch if you like: Weekend (2011)
Ray's rating: 5/10
#genre: drama#rep: gay men#rep: bi men#rating: 5#language: german#feeling: emotional#length: 90 minutes or less#gay movies#queer movie rec
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the bakery my grandpa always used to go to closed last year and idk where im supposed to get kolaczki now
#there's a few czech bakeries left around here (and a few more polish or german ones which r like close enough lmao)#also grocery store bakeries do kolazcki but they're not as good as the ones from vesecky's ;-;#what am i supposed to make them myself? with my great grandmother's recipe??? smh that takes work#there is a serbian bakery literally like 5 minutes from my workplace maybe it's just time for me to try something new#the pics on their website do look rly good......#bri babbles
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