#gerald from hr

[renmorris]

I need to make a version of Gerald From HR for Elysium. He probably works for the Moralintern or international police. If it was the later he could interact with Tereesz…

but specifically post ZA/UM Tereesz and he’s trying to explain his updated health plan to him while he is still confronting the horrors, shivering, rambling, covered in someone's brains etc

[majorstumbles]

Mouthwashing quotes, transcribed by my friend!

“i dont like jimmy because of his goatee”

“people in general should not be taking curlys meds” (before first time curly got drugged)

*during second feeding* “jimster, what are you doing? oh that sounds violent-“

“jimster what did you do??!” *While swansea is threatening jimblo, 6 hr before judgement*

“daisuke better not die ISTG” *8 hours before judgement*

“this is why you dont get invited to bday parties JAROLD” (OP edit: was meant to be Gerald, referring to the horse demon, but this is somehow funnier)

“oh hes right above me, isnt he?” *fetus horse mission*

+ “will you leave me alone if i invite you to the bday party?”

“MLP infection AU vibes” + “I dont like how it stares into my eyes” (i cant imagine what jimmy was seeing lmao, ‘oh gawd my spawn’)

“yk the monster kinda looks like a fetus” (i wonder)

“OH. ANYA’S PREGGERS. oh, jimblo did something..”

*at THAT part, reveal part*

“JIMSTER. WHAT DID YOU DO.” *approaching cockpit where jimmy is, about to crash the ship lmao*

“I swear if that horse demon comes back-“

“curly looks so pregnant from over here-“ *the wheel part*

“I dont want to experience anymore :(“

(when asked “how are you feeling” after the game ended vvv)

*pain sounds*”im going to go into developer mode and shoot jimmy”

@marsmartens, my dear friend, whomst I was on call with and FAILED TO WARN ME NOT TO PLAY THIS BEFORE BED, lovingly transcribed my pain 🥰🥰🥰

[talesfromsiteredacted]

How Various Members of Site Command React to Sudden Hugs

Okay, this is by no means at complete list of who's huggable on site and who isn't, and HR would have maid-waifuless kittens if they found out I even made this list. That being said... it's a lot safer to hug some staffers than others.

First, no one on record has tried hugging Dr. Gears. But, should someone be brave or crazy enough to try it... he might get to tolerate it with repeated attempts.

Second, hugging Dr. Bright is just encouraging him to be a perv. Stick to pats on the head. On second though... just don't touch Dr. Bright.

Third, Dr. Glass gives the warmest hugs, next to Cain, 999, and 343 themselves. 10/10, highly recommend hugging him if you had a bad day.

Fourth, Dr. Iceberg. Yeah... Sadly, I think only his partner Quinn can get away with that one. Anyone else would wind up with at least a literal cold shoulder.

Clef is most likely to just ninja hug the crap out of you in retaliation if you do this to him first. My ribs still hurt from this morning's clingy ambush. More likely to happen if he's hungover.

Dr. Rights is a hugger. Do not hug unless you're free for ten minutes at least.

Do not ninja hug Dr. Gerald. He likes hugs, but... exaggerated startle responses are not fun. Approach slowly from the front once consent is given, do not squeeze.

Cain will turn terracotta red if hugged off guard. Agent Nordstrom thinks it's adorable.

It is nearly impossible to ninja hug 343. He still loves hugs, so feel free to try. Just... not with whiskey in hand. It's a sin to waste good alcohol.

Dr. Light is fond of hugs. For the record, if she really likes you, she squeezes.

Ninja hugging 999 means you sink into him a tiny bit, like jumping onto a huge Jello lump. Just don't build up too much speed. I recommend this on those really crap days.

Assuming you locate him, hugging Dr. Kondraki will have one of two results: him either shouting at you or dragging you down to the local karaoke bar to get smashed and sing 90's heavy metal off key with him. If he's already half pickled with booze first, it's the latter. There is no in between.

Dr. Shaw will also blush if hugged. It's sweet. Also gives very gentle hugs.

Dr. Myriad, however... be prepared for a rib-bruising hug in return.

Iris is not a hugger. Only family and Agent Markovich can hug her and live.

Do not attempt to hug Dr. Mann. He's not a touchy feely guy, you will be shot at.

Agent Strelnikof likes hugs, believe it or not. Bonus if the hugger is a pretty woman.

Do not hug Agent Dimitriov around 076-2, unless Abel agrees. Agent Okame was just trying to help, you didn't need to kill her, Big Brother! No GTA5 for three weeks.

There was one intern who actually hugged 294 after it produced "a perfect duplicate of my nan's hot chocolate, right down to the correct color of marshmallow Peep". The machine did seem to perform better for the rest of the day, but the test was never duplicated.

Dr. Kain Pathos-Crow is hit and miss on hugging. But... he loves a good ear scratch, like most canine lifeforms.

Dr. Cimmerian gives great hugs, at a dollar a piece. If you're good at something, never do it for free.

Hugging Agent Lombardi will get you punched. Don't.

No hugging Lieutenant Tori. She will shoot you. In the knee. With buckshot. Twice for repeat offenders.

No surprise hugs with Dr. Sherman, lest you get a lecture on consent. Best to just bring him a coffee. He's nice, just a stickler for decorum on site.

I myself welcome hugs from almost anyone except Agent O'Hare for obvious reasons, and Dr. Bright, again for obvious reasons. Just mind my teacup, please.

[911lsbts]

"I knew that I wanted to do the HR episode for a lot of reasons," Minear tells EW of the human resources investigation that led Natacha Karam's Marjan to resign from the fire department. "But one of the reasons was to see how people with bad intent can manipulate the system, meaning the Geralds, who, by the way, will be coming back," he continues, referring to the dysfunctional couple viewers met in the season 4 premiere. The Geralds returned last week to threaten a lawsuit against Marjan after she called the wife "crazy" for hesitating while being rescued from a stolen mobile home barreling down the highway.

"And when we were breaking the story, the question was, 'Who would be the most surprising person to be under an HR investigation?' Well, there's a few contenders there, but the idea that it was Marjan appealed to us all because it was so counterintuitive," explains Minear. "We were literally shooting that scene in the runaway house where she comes to the skylight and says, 'Small hold up with her being a crazy lady.' Right at that moment, I knew that was what would set this all in motion. I loved the idea that just one thing that somebody could say without thinking could come back to haunt them."

The co-creator was also excited to present an HR rep "who wasn't a joke. I wanted to see somebody that you respect." It was also, he says, an opportunity to "give Paul a love interest," hinting that we haven't seen the last of Asha (Amanda Payton) flirting with Paul (Brian Michael Smith): "I felt like this story allowed us to do all that at once."

But did that all have to mean Marjan leaves the 126?

"Marjan is completely supportive of the inclusivity and the culture at the 126, and of HR, and of a safe work environment, all that stuff. And the fact that she is in the teeth of it, I think, is something that would really set her back on her heels," Minear says. "And what is the most satisfying conclusion to a story like that? She could get the better of the Geralds, she could take a stand, and everything could work out for her, but I think she needed to go away for a moment to explore what her feelings about her own identity as a firefighter are."

Minear points out that this isn't the first time Marjan has had a crisis of professional identity.

"Last year, when she lost the husband of the couple who were hanging from the car, she questioned if she was doing this for the clicks and the likes, and the celebrity on social," he says. "She had ask herself that, and she is going to ask herself again on the road, 'What is my purpose?' She will figure it out, yes, she will."

[brilovesyou]

IM BACKKKKKK

Its been a long as time since i’ve been here on tumblr. I would come on here in my teenage years horny looking for sex edits and videos of hard penis. I am very great at long story shorts so let me go ahead and give a summary of the last 7 years since 2016. 

I graduated high school , didn’t go to college was broke. Got hella jobs because I was a barista from 2017 -2018 ; 2018 in November I went to Amazon. Was lit cause amazon had the bag back then. $15/hr 4-5 hour shifts and im what 19/20 with my friends. It was lit as fuck. 2019 my dad passed my first year of college and I failed all those damn classes. I was studying Biology & that shit is very hard. I lost all my motivation due to my dad being a dead ass. I met my highschool crush , he went through my then best friend to get my snapchat so he could be my guy. Jalen is someone I never would have thought to look my way because looks are deceiving. Jalen is one year older than me and he was a star football player when we were in high school. I was just a nerd, so I didn’t even know he knew I existed. Jalen is the best guy ever and we are still together. COVID came 2020 and cleaned the fucking earth, rest in peace to all fallen souls. COVID was a silent killer and I too had caught COVID from my sister in which i didn’t have any symptoms ; I too can be a silent killer. I hated to know i was asymptotic whatever the fuck and I am glad same time. My sister was sick as fuck when she had it and it was bold. I am vaccinated , no booster foh , only got vaccinated because I had to go to JA for 2022 ; my mother got married to Gerald. Gerald is lit and has two daughters, Sierra & Sadyah . Sierra has my second neph King who is 2 years old now. I love my new extended family, they are lit. Anyways during covid I stopped working at amazon because they fired me LMAO. Anyways my bud got me this WFH  job with the State of Michigan and I worked there from 2020- 2021. Job was hell but i had to be employed wtf, i was making $15/hour and after a year of claimants telling me im a stupid bitch and know nothing I got a raise to $18/hr. I was a temp worker with Robert Half so they sent me to a new project when covid “ ended “.  I was sent to Centene to do Dental Insurance and I’ve been working there since 2021- 2023 which is current. I make $21.08 and it is pretty lit fr. I live in an apartment with Jalen and my two cats. I WFH, have a catering business , a nail business and new ServSafe Certification. Still in cc working towards my culinary degree, i finally decided to follow my dreams instead of the ones i thought would make my parents happiest. I have clientele with food & nails. Need riches so me & Jalen can be married & buy our trucks & house

[the-irrelevant-trumpeter]

mischief members cast in starkid shows part 2: starship

bug: harry kershaw

literally can't explain it. i seriously don't know how. all i know is that it's correct.

february: ellie morris

she could absolutely play a sweet but ditzy character. she'd be incredibly funny in this role. she'd nail it.

commander up: joshua elliott

the first scene where up is introduced? i can see josh doing it SO VIVIDLY. some weird mix of hr from flat pack attack and gerald from light over the rocks (does this make sense to anyone apart from me? probably not but i know what i'm talking about. trust me).

taz / buggette: nancy zamit

nancy zamit has lauren lopez energy. FIGHT ME. but seriously i can absolutely see her screaming at everyone, she'd go nuts and it'd be great. also she could do the buggette voice. basically i'll be taking no questions.

tootsie noodles / pincer: chris leask

i had NO idea who to put for this one for ages, because i couldn't really imagine any of them being tootsie. it wasn't until i started listening to hell or high rollers that i had the brilliant thought that chris as gluebrick has tootsie energy. and so here we are! he could also play pincer because i say so and i want to see him in a villainous role.

mega-girl: lauren shearing

i think she could play a convincing robot (has she played one in mmni? i'm blanking) and i think she could easily pull off the gradual emotions. anyway the interactions with junior would be great, and also the sass levels in the scenes with nancy as taz would be magnificent.

junior spaceclaw / veeto mosquito: henry shields

junior is quite literally kyle from primary cape crusader. like they're the same character. i simply cannot imagine an aspect of junior where shields would not absolutely smash it. the role was made for him. also shields really just has brian holden energy. like spoilers for the future castings, but i’ve literally (unintentionally) cast shields in every single brolden role because when they’re acting they have the exact same vibes. so now you know.

roach: matt cavendish

roach has the "slightly pathetic hopeless romantic" vibes of edwin from fire in the hole. and also just the general chaos levels of matt.

specs: susan harrison

you know the scene where she tries to communicate with angry mega-girl by holding out her hand and talking in that way? yeah that's the scene i'm imagining sue doing.

krayonder: niall ransome

i don't know it simply fits. also the scenes with taz.

the overqueen / sweetheart mosquito: henry lewis

the vocal highs of the overqueen ("we were in a rut" from newark newark) and the lows of sweetheart (that one repeat of "there's no place like home" in harper's locket).

neato mosquito: charlie russell

i don't remember enough about the part to have a good explanation

mister bug / caller bug: jonathan sayer

it's the vibes

[theorist-influencer-untitled]

12.18.23 Monday

9:12 am

Still,have windblow.... Will go to NBI,Police and Iqor today... I need to process my clearance...

I need to get a job and I got it but still processing the requirements... In a lil while will be 2024...

The good thing about call center every holiday like these X'mas & New Year, they will give a HAM on everyone every Christmas and New Year! It is really a wealthy industry,in a way...

Yeah! I really love that act of course, giving is a good thing... Appreciation is a good act as well... But I miss the fact that I can really buy a HAM or our family can buy a HAM on our own aside from the HAM given by the call center.

Well, it will be a long journey for me but I hope it will be fruitful along the way...

Advance Merry Christmas, angels...

7:34 pm

Wow! So, happy what a good Christmas gift to me... I will do my contract signing tomorrow at 7pm...

Wow! Amazing feeling though I still have windblow.... Amazing feeling!!!

Still, working on my clearance here in Iqor but no duty in HR, the guard told me the HR people will usually arrive at 8 pm or 9 pm... Hoping, Ms Lorie or Gerald will be here in a lil while...

My police clearance will be tomorrow...

10:31 pm

Still, have windblow....I'm in the house now, well just done, brushing my baby and done,eating my dinner... I'm somehow tired, I need to get up early tomorrow for my "Police Clearance"...

I got my NBI already and sent it on Conduent... I badly need a job and money...

I need to prepare my mind and everything coz tomorrow is my contract signing in Conduent. About my clearance in Iqor well, Ms MJ and Ms Aya just told me to send a message on Sir Tonx about me declining the rewave and I need to get a clearance from them....Well, it is really good to end any kind of relationship even in Iqor having a good ending coz that is a mature act, right angels???

Letting go and ending things are sometimes not easy but it is the best way to heal... Forgiveness it doesn't mean that we still need to be together...

Time to grow, though....Serious matter,angels...

11:09 pm

Windblow2x....

How can I just see the sand-dunes now in ilocos? If I don't have money and my Starbucks everyday, a big question mark...

I need to work and save... Yeah! I still like Borgy... But I need to work... I need money...

One more thing, I feel so dugyot or messy or wasted today, I'm really wasted angels...

Merry Christmas my rock...

Yeah! I still feel jealous on things that I don't know, that I must know or should know...

It is just weird if I was mistaken you for someone else???

I don't know... Remember,if you choose Mitch better be in-front of me Borgy though...

I really can't understand the choosing part... But that's LIFE... I have a weird windblow... Bear and Bare with me Borgy if it is still acceptable...

Bare and Bear with me Borgy if it is still acceptable...

10:31 am

Done ,getting my "Police Clearance" though people are nice even the Police People but I just wanna make some improvement in Police System... Life could be better if the system is just like in NBI that we can do schedule either a walk-in or on-line...

My experienced yesterday was they asked me to have a registration and I think I forgot my id...

Will go back for my id later before going to Manila...

11:09 am

I need to do a affidavit of lost they got my id but will not admit it... But I will check my bag again...

Can't trust Cavite that much...

This is the first time if I can't find the 3 id's that I gave them, that they said they returned meaning they are not real...

I have to get my university ID, My license and my national ID...

The guy who asked for my ID is gone...

11:40 am

If I can't find it meaning it is intentional, I went to NBI, I went everywhere and other people were truly genuine that they actually returned my ID's....

I want out in Cavite, the guy is wearing a black shirt with a printed "spider" ,that processed my Police Clearance today but my ID's are missing...

11:53 am

Let's take time and will check everything here....I'm really tired, will find my ID and will double check here...

In the house now and in a lil while will go to Manila...

12:03 noon

It is just weird,it is inside my bag now...

Whew! My God I thought I will do an affidavit of lost....Thank God it is here... Less expenses...

12:13 noon

I suggest that on getting a Police Clearance they should be like NBI, they should have an on-line schedule or for walk-in, the same thing they should have schedule for easy getting of clearance... Or please let's welcome "Fixers" again... I'm truly embracing "Fixers" if I have extra budget or I will prepare a money for my "Fixers"...

Fixers are welcome if people can afford them and if not there is a schedule but they need to wait a lil...

I paid 250 and the real charge is 180 but for some extra charges... Blah2x Yada2x...

I'm not being arrogant here, it is just that I want an easy life if I can but I still need to work... My motto be generous from the heart, if you have extra...

I still need to work for my future and I need money...

[choicescounselingsc]

First responders and Mental Health: EMS week edition

In 1974, President Gerald Ford authorized EMS week to celebrate EMS and their work.

This used to be my favorite week. We’d get all kinds of goodies from hospitals and helicopter services. Our boss would buy the shifts pizza. Sometimes we’d get cool presents like shirts. Sometimes we had awards and a cookout. We even got to play volleyball. We had so much fun.

According to NAEMT.org, this year’s theme is EMS: Where Emergency Care Begins. It begins on May the 21st and goes until May 27th. I love that this website has days broken down as to what you should do each day. They even have a list of activities to do. My favorite is Sunday for this year. The 21st. Starting off with a good one! Sunday the 21st is Health, Wellness, and Resilience Day. So, as medical professionals, we suck at taking care of ourselves. That call that nags at us, we ignore. That pain in our lower backs, we ignore. That headache that lasts for a couple of days, we ignore. Instead, we drink or take a drug to numb the pain. Or even “hook” up as a way to cope. As I’ve stated before, that only numbs the pain. It does NOT go away. SO, my challenge for the 21st of May, is to take care of yourself. Vow to schedule that medical appt with your primary physician on Monday morning. Most doctors have apps now to where you can schedule appts online. Call that EAP number that HR gave you. Work on your mental health. You can take a mental health test online. FREE OF CHARGE! MHAscreening.org. There are so many options out there. And they are all confidential. Also, as I’ve previously stated, if you know your partner is in counseling because they have confided in you, don’t give them crap. Support them. It is very difficult to talk about and if they trust you enough, support them. If you notice that your partner isn’t “acting right”, talk to them. LISTEN to them and then get them help. Ya’ll, seriously, the job is tough. The stigma is real. STOP IT!! No need for you to be “tough”. No need to “battle through”. Speak up! Your mental health is very important. Especially if you want to retire from EMS instead being forced to either quit or retire early. It will take a toll on your body and you will face a higher risk of getting injured. Find healthy ways to deal with the stress. Walking, dancing, going to the gym are just a few suggestions for stress relief. So kick back, relax. Enjoy that pizza, cake, and free goodies. (Have one for me, wink) Take care of yourself. And enjoy your week. You deserve it!!

Marie B, former first responder

[frauulrich]

About our Speaker Ali Mahlodji

Ali was born in Iran in 1981 and came to Europe as a refugee as a child. He started his career as a high school dropout and tried more than 40 jobs.

He launched his first company from a childhood idea: whatchado - the digital handbook of life stories which is the market leader for video employer branding in German-speaking countries today. As the CEO of whatchado he guided the company to market leadership. After dedicated the last years more to accompany the company in times of change. In his role as an expert for work and education, he inspires and accompanies executives and HR teams in the further development of their competencies. He shares his insights as a keynote speaker, trainer and 4-time author.

To date, he has reached over half a million people in more than 30 countries with his 1000+ keynotes. In 2021, he was appointed to the international Forbes Business Council and the EU appointed him as an EU Youth Ambassador for Life as a translator between generations and UNICEF appointed him as an Honorary Representative.

Ali Mahlodji is a studied expert for distributed computer systems and held management positions at Siemens and at the international tech company Sun Microsystems and was elected twice among the Top50 High Potentials of Austria. He counts brain researcher Dr. Gerald Hüther and human high performance expert Dr. Markus Jahn among his mentors and really just wants to save the world.

Foto Credit: Ali Mahlodji

[viecm]

💥💥Speaker Announcement💥💥

🎤 Speaker: Ali Mahlodji

🗓 Event: 24.2.

💚 Theme: Touch

🏠 Location: Talent Garden

🎟 Free-Tickets are available from 20.02. on our website 🎟

Ali was born in Iran in 1981 and came to Europe as a refugee as a child. He started his career as a high school dropout and tried more than 40 jobs. He launched his first company from a childhood idea: whatchado - the digital handbook of life stories which is the market leader for video employer branding in German-speaking countries today.

As the CEO of @whatchado he guided the company to market leadership. After dedicated the last years more to accompany the company in times of change.

In his role as an expert for work and education, he inspires and accompanies executives and HR teams in the further development of their competencies. He shares his insights as a keynote speaker, trainer and 4-time author. To date, he has reached over half a million people in more than 30 countries with his 1000+ keynotes.

In 2021, he was appointed to the international Forbes Business Council and the EU appointed him as an EU Youth Ambassador for Life as a translator between generations and UNICEF appointed him as an Honorary Representative.

Ali Mahlodji is a studied expert for distributed computer systems and held management positions at @siemens and at the international tech company Sun Microsystems and was elected twice among the Top50 High Potentials of Austria. He counts brain researcher Dr. Gerald Hüther and human high performance expert Dr. Markus Jahn among his mentors and really just wants to save the world.

© Ali Mahlodji

#viecm #cmtouch #creativemornings @ali.mahlodji.official @talentgarden_austria @talentgarden @whatchado @unicef_austria @unicef @siemens_austria @siemens

[renmorris]

I need to do more for Gerald from HR

[swishysword]

so remember when I said I had foolishly decided to run two lancer games?

guess what today is

Today, we’ve got No Room for a Wallflower Part 1, Mission 3.  Well, things have gone a little sideways from the main timeline, but just in case anyone’s worried about spoilers for this I’m going to shove the details under the read more.

Our players consists of:

Gerald: A union (small u) laborer from the Dawnline Shore, who signed up with the Union (big U) after the political games of Harrison Armory and House Stone resulted in devastation of his home station.

Kit: A script-kiddy who managed to breach so deep into the omninet’s core protocols, the Union decided to offer them a job. May or may not be being courted by HORUS. They’re also a fullbody cyborg furry.

Cosma: A clone streamer who discovered she’s better at killing people than gaming, and so signed up with the Auxiliary program so she could legally do that and stream her fights. May have recently had a crisis of self when she discovered her clone template was used as a flash clone foot-soldier on Hercynia.

Major John Torque: Former member of a DoJ/HR CRT, technically currently on a mandated retirement after his squad’s massacre in the last mission they took. One of the survivors of the squad approached him and got him to sign up for this “milk run” in order to see if he’s ready to get back into the game.

Ayla: Definitely just a UEB inspector just here to audit Evergreen and by extension SSC. Please ignore the way she keeps calling out things precognitively, or has the skills of a trained assassin. Just normal accountant things.

Hephaestus: Our UEB inspector’s helpful NHP assistant, ready and willing to do the hard math needed to actually finish this audit. May or may not have a deeply troubling history with this planet, lost to countless Cyclings, that has been slowly creeping back into their head. Definitely don’t worry about how it seems to have picked up the habit of talking to itself, and seems to know things it shouldn’t.

That last one in particular is responsible for our mild derail. See, after fighting [THE BROADCAST], they had the clever idea of trying to scrounge through the machine’s communication equipment and see if they couldn’t try to find out who is in charge of this machine, and trace back their location.

This ended up with them getting to have a chat with BEGGAR_ONE directly. Alone. And the two NHPs had a pleasant conversation involving forgotten names, demands for submission, and the two tracing eachother.

Unbeknownst to the players (who I remain thankful that they don’t have a tumblr so I can type this freely) BEGGAR_ONE got just as much out of that as they did, and now it’s interested in them more than just being a number on the enemy’s forces. Now they’re a specific tactical threat for it to consider. So it did what any reasonable military commander would do: send out scouts.

One of these scouts being the leftover residue from CYNOSURE, hijacking and modifying a subaltern frame, using nanites to alter its appearance to masquerade as them around town and get access to things.

Now, I’m not a fan of just doing that stuff without fair warning. So they had two downtimes and a mission of something fishy going on, in which I openly brought up them being spotted in places they absolutely could not have been, along with them occasionally running into the thing directly. Every time they failed to follow up on it, so flash forward to now...

BEGGAR_ONE knows their specs, and has read up on their public dossiers. And after seeing how they handled both [THE BROADCAST] and the Rangers (that mission was also a little different, but neither here nor now), it’s taking them very seriously and a little curiously: it does not recognize them as Union, but recognizes they claim they are.

So it’s sent one of its lieutenants to oversee the excavation of its army at Tower 3, [THE END]. with orders to demand the party’s surrender so it can process them and their machines.

[THE END] on the other hand is only interested growing and learning, so it only plans to make a token effort following that order, before turning hostile in order to provoke an engagement and ideally subsume the party. So here we are, with things already heavily ramped up.

Operation: Sepulcher

That is not just a few rogue drones, but an army. Sensors are incapable of providing an exact number due to radiation and overlapping reactors, but estimates suggest well over ten thousand enemy contacts emerging from the hole.  Escape, and regroup.

Primary Objective: Escape.

 Risk: Failure will allow the army to maneuver freely without the threat of your frames, reducing the Defense of Evergreen clock by 2 segments and increasing the Machine Horde clock by 2 segments.

Secondary Objective // 1: Defeat every instance of [The End].

Reward // 1: [The End] will be removed from BEGGAR_ONE's officer pool for two missions.

Reward // 2: TATZELWURM system as an Exotic.

TATZELWURM: Botnet; Invade Choose a character within range 3. You may also target a different character within range 3 of the first target, and repeat this process as long as there are new, valid targets within range. Each target must then pass a Systems save. On a failure they take 1 heat and you gain +1 Accuracy per failed save to your next tech attack you make until the start of your next turn. If three or more targets fail this save, the next tech attack you make until the start of your next turn also deals +2 heat on hit. Characters can't be targeted more than once with the same use of this system.

Secondary Objective // 2: Defeat four non-grunt enemies using enemy attacks. (0/4)

- Reward: Increase the Defense of Evergreen clock by 1 segment.

[niyana-the-ambiguous-mobian]

I'm not sure if the third Movie will adapt Shadow's backstory accurately to the games. Yes, death isn't new to SCU but it would a huge step going from killing off anthropomorphic parental figures to shooting a young human girl.

Personally, my headcanon for movie!Maria is that, rather than being Ivo's late cousin, she's his sickly niece who was homeschooled for all her life and didn't go much outside. She would recently move with her mother (Ivo's estranged sister) to Green Hills because the atmosphere here is much better for her health than in their previous place. Because she's 12-14 yo, Maria would start to rebel against her mother's overprotective nature and going out on her own. That's how she mets Shadow, and then slowly befriend each other on the account of them spending their lifes locked away from outside world.

What do you think?

Tbh, it will be an interesting gap of time between now and the third movie’s release to really predict about how exactly will they adapt the story for a film that’s just about 2 hrs long just like the second movie was, if it’ll even be at that length. They managed to squeeze in as much as they could for Sonic 2, Sonic 3 will be quite the hassle

They even claimed that Robotnik was apparently an orphan in Sonic 1 so he might not even been aware he was related to Gerald or Maria, even with the latter and how her story will be changed up (cause you know they’ll change it to some capacity) and how they’ll introduce Shadow and how he was created, which could lead to a possible introduction to the Black Arms…..

Ooh man, it just makes my head hurts trying to wrap everything together rn.

[the2ddragonsingerqueen]

Sonic Movie 3 Idea Rewritten

Title: Sonic the  Hedgehog 3

Running Time: 2 hrs 22 mins

Release Date: June 21, 2024

The Plot

 One year and a half after the events of the previous two films, Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles and the Wachowski family are on the way to New York City to help establish a new treaty between humans and Mobians. With the new arrival of Amy Rose, a pink hedgehog with a huge passion for heroism, and the boys trying to get their way into a Crush 40 Reunion concert, their fun is threatened by Shadow the Hedgehog, a deadly force of nature and a revenge seeking *Agent Stone, who plot to destroy humanity with the Bio-Lizard, a death killing device that can only be activated by the seven Chaos Emeralds. It’s a race between the two teams to see who can collect the Seven Chaos Emeralds, and as they discover the dark past of Project Shadow, and encounter new Mobian allies, Sonic is challenged with a new foe that’s more than he can handle.

*Dr. Eggman and (if Jim Carrey considers returning to the role if he likes the script.)

The Cast

Voice Cast

1. Ben Schwartz as Sonic:  An anthropomorphic blue hedgehog who can run at supersonic speeds. Upon meeting Amy Rose, he develops a crush on her. 

2. Jason Griffith as Shadow: An anthropomorphic black hedgehog created by Gerald Robotnik to be the ultimate lifeform. He seeks to destroy humanity with the Bio-Lizard.

3. Colleen O’ Shaughnessy as Tails:  An anthropomorphic yellow fox and inventor who can fly with his two tails and is also Sonic’s younger adoptive brother. He was shunned on his own planet for his two tails being seen as weird and was left lonely but became inspired by Sonic.

4. Idris Elba as Knuckles:  An anthropomorphic red echidna warrior with superhuman strength and Sonic’s older adoptive brother. He is the sole survivor of the echidna tribe after they were wiped out by the owl tribe.

5. Cristina Vee as Amy Rose: An anthropomorphic pink hedgehog from Knothole Village with a passion for rock music who hasn’t quite figured out who she is and is also Sonic’s love interest. She receives a hammer created by Tails to harness her emotions.

6. Vella Lovell as Rouge: An anthropomorphic white bat and wanted jewel thief who is also Knuckles’ rival. She has become an agent of G.U.N and pretends to ally with Shadow to find the Chaos Emeralds.

Live Action Cast

The Wachowskis

1. James Marsden as Tom: The sheriff of Green Hills, Montana and Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles' adoptive father. He travels to New York with his family to help organize a human/Mobian peace treaty. 

2. Tika Sumpter as Maddie: Tom's wife and the local veterinarian of Green Hills who is also Sonic, Tails, and Knuckles' adoptive mother. She travels to New York with her family to help organize a human/Mobian peace treaty.

Villains

(IF POSSIBLE) Jim Carrey as Dr. Robotnik/Eggman: A mad scientist and Sonic's archenemy. He learns of Shadow and plans to complete the Bio- Lizard. 

3. Lee Majdoub as Agent Stone: A former government agent who is Robotnik's obsessively loyal assistant. He infiltrates G.U.N and steals Shadow in order to honor Eggman’s legacy and helps Shadow with his plans to destroy humanity with the Bio- Lizard.

Badniks- Scratch, Grounder, and Coconuts 

The Handels

4. Natasha Rothwell as Rachel Handel:  Maddie's older sister who dislikes Tom due to the events of the first film and Randall’s wife. She joins her family in New York in hopes to strengthen her relationship with Jojo

5. Shemar Moore as Randall Handel: Rachel's husband, and Jojo’s father who  a G.U.N. agent. He goes to New York with his family to help with the peace treaty and later discovers about Shadow. 

6. Melody Niemann as Jojo Handel: Rachel's daughter and the niece of Maddie and Tom. She befriends Amy Rose after discovering her in her home and becomes and later learns of Project Shadow . 

Robotniks Family

7. Jack Black as Dr. Gerald Robotnik: A scientist of the ARK and grandpa of Dr.Eggman who created Shadow in an attempt to help cure his daughter. 

8. Matilda Lawler as Maria Robotnik; The daughter of Gerald Robotnik who had a illness that prevented her from living on Earth. She was the only friend to Shadow before she sacrificed herself to protect him.

G.U.N Agents

9. Tom Butler as Commander Walters; The former Vice Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff who is the founder and leader of the military organization G.U.N. He was a part of the ARK where they created Project Shadow

10. Misha Osherovich as Young Walters

11. Elfina Luk as Agent Topaz: The former Secretary of Homeland Security and second in command to Commander Walters. She is determined to solve the mystery of Shadow’s origins 

12. Adam Pally as Wade Whipple: The deputy sheriff of Green Hills and Tom's friend. He becomes a surrogate father figure to Amy Rose upon Rachel bringing her to Green Hills and later temporary G.U.N agent for Project Shadow. 

12. Sarah Nicole Robles as Agent Ella: An online influencer in cooking and medicine specialist in G.U.N who is one of Topaz’ friends. She is based on Ella from Sonic X 

13. Yuji Okumoto as Agent Tanaka: A fighting specialist in G.U.N and friend of Agent Topaz. He is based on Mr. Tanaka from Sonic X. 

Minor Characters 

14. Seth Rogen as Vector: An anthropomorphic crocodile detective in Green Hills and leader of the Chaotix and one of Knuckles’ friends from the past. He agrees to look after Green Hills while Sonic and the Wachowskis head for New York.

15. Zeno Robinson as Espio: An anthropomorphic chameleon and the most chill member of the Chaotix.  He agrees to look after Green Hills while Sonic and the Wachowskis head for New York.

16. Michaela Dietz as Charmy: An anthropomorphic bee and the youngest member of the Chaotix.  He agrees to look after Green Hills while Sonic and the Wachowskis head for New York.

17. Silver the Hedgehog appears in an non-speaking role

18. Chris Rock as The President of the United States. A fictionalized version of the US President.

[hell-on-training-wheels]

How do I write descriptions of plus-size characters without fat-shaming by accident? Any advice?

That’s actually quite tough, and my opinion might different from others on this. I guess if I were to do it, I would just rip the bandaid off and just describe them.

They can admit they are overweight, but make it a passing/ blasé phrase— their weight does not define who they are. This is how I would describe myself. “I’m a working mom still carrying the baby weight, but what full time employed woman isn’t these days?” Yeah I got extra pounds, so what? I can still crochet a turtle in 3 hours.”

If it’s someone meeting another person, then this is my example.

He meet the HR representative meeting him for his interview finally: a curvy/larger, Viking-tall woman that intimidated him momentarily; she carried herself like a no-nonsense-businesswoman whose whole life was her career and he started to feel under-qualified for the job instantly looking at her. But then she extended her hand, her smile beaming as friendly and as soft as her features. She introduced herself with a kind tone and a joke “I don’t bite, but Gerald the IT guy does if you’re lock your computer”. He laughed, she reminded him of his Aunt Janice who kept a pet raccoon named “Bandit” . He smiled back, shaking her hand in return and finally let out a sigh of relief. Maybe this would be ok, after all.

I didn’t spend a lot of time on the appearance, just how the character was feeling in the situation. His thoughts on her weight were almost non existent and just used to describe her, because in the end, how she looks didn’t matter to him. Go more into who they are as a person on the inside and not focus on what’s on the outside.

I would actually like to hear others input on this question

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