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callsign-relic · 15 days ago
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NOO I’M STILL ME I CAN FIT BOOBS IN THERE TOO.. that’s the luxury suite but they’ve been empty for so long they’re all cold and full of cobwebs and dust bunnies :( nobody lives near his spark -ckg
HAHAHAHDHHDHEHEHE
his poor titties in a state of disrepair…. What a sorry sight
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irn-bru · 2 months ago
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night absolutely ruined by some guy telling me he sees me cutting about the place all the time. mate i need to have my silly little walk about or i will kill myself please do NOT perceive me. and if you're going to, do not fucking tell me about it!!!
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choccy-milky · 3 days ago
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Im here to confess that my brain has a genuine reaction each time I see a drawing of Sebastian with anything black around his wrist. Idk why but I love it when he has a watch or when he’s wearing those black bracelet things
LMAOO SAME ANON...idk why this is, but it just is😩 (i blame rodrick heffley)
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@writingsoftarnishedsilver aw THANK YOUU!! im glad you like my art and that you've joined the collective brainrot here on tumblr BAHAH🥰 ik theres been some hubbub lately but the fandom is rly nice and welcoming i promise!!🙏i hope u have a good time here and dont feel intimidated or scared or anything!🥹💖
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@kaviary-blog THANK YOU MY SWEETIE DARLING😭💖💖ILL KEEP BEING UR BUDDY AS LONG AS I BREATHE😤u couldnt get rid of me if u wanted to.... but ty again for the positivity and support this was so sweet and i am sending all of that energy back at u!!🫵🫵🫵🫵💖💖💖
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@fulminare-within-her-soul aw THANK YOUUU that means so much especially coming from another writer!!🥹💖 AND YES OF COURSE CLORA WOULD LOVE TO AND ID BE HONOURED!!! nobody has to ask permission to draw clora EVER. im fr, yall could seriously draw her doing ANYTHING and id be like... hell yea, thats my girl, look at her😎👍 bahaha THANK YOU AGAIN AND YOU HAVE A WONDERFUL NIGHT/DAY AS WELL💖💖💖
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THANK YOU ALL IM GLAD U LIKE MY ART!!🥹😭💖 @dariliondar-blog the program i use is clip studio paint and the brush i use (for lineart) is a clumsy pen from the assets store! ive been using this pen since the very beginning/for all of my lineart, i just love it idk, its easy to control and i like the texture, tho it can be a bit rough/messy. though another lineart pen i started dabbling with recently that i really like is bulky g-pen, i used it for my 9 page comic and really like it!! for colouring though i use different brushes literally EVERY time bc im so inconsistent/indecisive 😭so i cant help you there im sorry BAHAH 🙏
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ovaryacted · 10 months ago
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happy peg leon thursday nic <3
also to add to ur thoughts abt pegging old man leon and like REALLY FUCKING him. i would also like to add to the agenda of putting your fingers in his mouth to gag him but he sucks them so tender and lovingly…. ANYWAYS
*cartwheels away*
—elle, daydreamrot
MDNI/18+. NSFW.
ELLEEEE MY BIG BRAINED BABE. I’m gonna assume you meant Tuesday but I don’t mind cause it’s peg Leon day every day to me BAHAHA. You cooked with this thought though. No but I would genuinely peg any of his versions idc (the older the better but 29 Leon MEOWWW), cause I’m just real like that. But it’s something about fucking a 36 year old man in the ass that really gets my gears going. Shit makes me TWEAK THE FUCK OUT.
But fingers in his mouth? Yeah, absolutely. It would start with your thumb on his cheek, gently touching his face and rubbing his plump bottom lip. You can see it in his hazy eyes that he genuinely wants to have something in his mouth. And so you do, you slip your thumb inside and give it to him to suck on as you fuck him, and if anything it only makes him even more whiney underneath you. His tongue swirls around your finger and he uses it as some calming thing to ground him, feeding into his oral fixation and his eyes will roll into the back of his head.
If you really want to get him submissive, put a few of your fingers in his mouth for him to suck on and he’ll just start to babble, probably start to pant and drool right after too. And if you shove your fingers down his throat to make him audibly gag? He’ll cum on the spot like a pathetic fucking thing. Give him a soft slap or two on the cheek when he starts to cry a little to wake him up from his daze, but you’ll just keep going until he’s a fucking mess and doesn’t know right from left.
If he’s extra bratty or just noisy, you won’t even need to put your fingers anywhere near his mouth. You’ll just gag him with your panties, that way he can have a taste of you while you fuck him senseless. It’ll make him cum faster, knowing that he’s gagged and bound and can’t do anything about it, and he’ll make more noise on purpose so you can be a little more rough with him.
I’m crazy, sorry. But I’m glad the pegging Leon agenda is being supported hehe.
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queenpiranhadon · 4 months ago
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do whichever you want, I dont care lol
zenitsu agatsuma
Leo valdez
tanjirou kamado
grover underwood
they are put in order of how much I simp for them
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A/N: I'm going to assume you want x reader because yeah lmaooo but since his birthday is today, I figured I'd do our favorite Uncle Leo hahahah Here's the masterlist!!
Warning(s): Cursing, mentions of being burned, blood, crying, you are Leo are best friends, angst with a happy ending, Leo is in love and doesn't realize it bahaha, reader is unclaimed, people be shit talking, there's no timeline for this, just insert it where you want lmao, reader is gn but is written with f!reader in mind, usage of Y/N, Leo refers to you as an angel
Pairing(s): Leo Valdez x Reader
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•────•°•❀•°•───── ʙʀᴏᴋᴇɴ ─────•°•☁︎•°•────•
Aw fuck.
Leo may or may not have royally messed up. Like a ton.
He didn't even know how it happened, because one moment he's walking through Camp Halfblood with you, his best friend in the entire world, and the next, he overhears some bastards talking shit about you and he just...snaps.
"Ugh who'd you get on your team for capture? Can't believe Mr. D thought it would be a good idea to split up the cabins and 'mix and match'"
"Yeah it's honestly super dumb- I'm not complaining though, I've got Annabeth."
"You're just lucky- I got Y/N of all people- literally the most annoying person on camp- and honestly the most useless too."
At at the sound of that, Leo whipped his head to you, just in time to see your eyes wide, on the brink of brimming with tears before looking forwards, attempting to pretend you didn't hear anything.
But you had.
And Leo knew.
You were unclaimed, and you mostly kept to yourself until Leo found you tending to Festus while he was away one day- and surprisingly the metal dragon seemed completely at ease around you.
Leo was awestruck, and ever since then, you two had gotten extremely close, the son of Hephaestus even found himself longing to be in your presence whenever he was on quests.
You were quiet, but around him, you opened up more, you were funny, and kind, and you have a quick tongue too, always engaging in light banter with him that never ceased to be entertaining to either of you.
To him, you were perfect- because you were there. His first best friend technically wasn't his in the first place, given that Jason, Piper and Leo himself were all under Hera's unnerving control. Needless to say, the three of them were still close, but Leo couldn't shake the feeling that it wasn't genuine.
Along with the rest of the Argo II members, he felt more like a seventh wheel more than anything (if that was even possible) and deep down, the nagging thought that he was nothing but a burden always lingered.
Around you though, he felt like someone, like he was special - around you, he felt like Leo Valdez.
Maybe that's why he got so mad, he didn't even know he could get so mad- and the next thing he knows, a murderous scowl is painted on his face and he's lunging for the two other campers, fists ablaze.
But you were faster.
You, sweet angel you, saw what was coming the moment his palms tightened into fists, lunging forward to stop him, using your hands to stop him own.
In hindsight, you probably should've remembered his hands were on fire.
But even as pain seared your palms to the point tears where subconsciously running down your face, you swallowed, and stood firm.
"Leo, please." you beg weakly, and in an instant, his flames distinguish, and your blood now paints his first- horror overtaking his face as you stare into his eyes pleadingly. "They're not worth it."
Leo, in his guilt ridden frozen state, can only bring himself to look at you, and yet, he doesn't deserve it, your eyes wide and cheeks stained with tears- he can't believe he had done this to you.
He, of all people, had hurt his angel, his haven, his best friend.
But you didn't waver, when he buried his hands in his eyes, sobbing uncontrollably, you said nothing, engulfing him in your arms and pressing his face into the crook of your neck and he heaved, tears soaking into your shirt.
He was broken, but he knew, even if he didn't deserve it, you would be there to pick up his fragments, piece by piece, with your damaged hands, just so you two could be together again.
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yunwangja · 1 month ago
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hi! try this :) https://pin.it/1D5buGSPu
i’m so sorry this took SO long ! but this was so cool !! i hope you like this, anon <33 this is a oneshot btw
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best friend’s brother | lev haiba x fem reader oneshot
you are a first year student of inarizaki high, the younger sister of the miya twins, who didn't mean to fall for your best friend's little brother, lev haiba, one of nekoma's players.
tags: lev haiba x student photographer!reader, falling for your best friend's (little) brother. lol.
notes: set in pre-timeskip. i tweaked some roles a bit to fit the story i made. idk if this is ooc or not rlly be the judge bahaha
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“you’re distracted,"
suna’s voice cut through your thoughts, his sharp eyes looking at you from behind his phone screen as he saw you staring at your camera. it wasn’t accusatory - more of an observation. you hadn’t even realized you were staring off.
“i’m not distracted,” you muttered, looking away, trying to sound casual. but suna wasn’t buying it. he puts down his phone and easily pulls your camera to have a view of what you were looking at.
or who. well, he kind of figured it out.
“is it because of lev?” suna’s voice was blunt, as usual. you felt your heart skip a beat.
“what? why would it - what?” you sputtered, feeling your face flush. suna simply smirked, like he had known all along. the worst part? tadashi was right there, too, and now both of them were staring at you, waiting for an explanation.
“so, you like lev,” suna said it so matter-of-factly, as if it were the most obvious thing in the world.
you groaned. “okay, yes. i like lev. can you stop looking at me like that?”
yamaguchi, who had been silent this whole time, chuckled softly. “well, that explains why you’ve been acting weird lately.”
“how do you even know - ugh, never mind.” you gave up arguing, sinking into the couch in defeat. it was out now. no point in denying it.
you sigh. how did you get yourself into this?
it all started at the nekoma vs. inarizaki volleyball match. you weren’t there as a spectator, but as the official photographer for inarizaki’s team - documenting every spike, every block, every dive for the perfect shot.
you first met alisa, who eventually became your best friend. she approached you after seeing you taking photos at the game and asked if you had any photos of his brother. lev was just her giant, awkward, but lovable younger brother, someone who could easily slip into the background of your mind - until he didn’t.
it was alisa’s birthday party that changed things. everyone was having a good time, and as the night wound down, alisa had asked lev to take you home. what you didn’t expect was the conversation on that ride. lev, with his typical awkward but sincere tone, had casually mentioned how he’d seen some of your photography - especially shots from the match.
"your photos are... cool. i really liked the one you took of me blocking. it made me look awesome." his grin was infectious, and you remember laughing. something about his genuine excitement over a simple photo tugged at something inside you.
from then on, you couldn’t help but notice him more. every time you hung out with alisa, lev would always be there, tagging along. it was a slow shift, but you started catching yourself watching him at matches, following his movements with your camera more than anyone else. suddenly, lev wasn’t just alisa’s goofy younger brother anymore. he was lev - someone you found yourself thinking about more than you wanted to admit.
but how were you supposed to confess to him? and what if alisa found out? she might think it’s weird, and the last thing you wanted was to mess up your friendship with her.
“so, what’s your plan?” suna asked, his tone teasing, though his eyes glinted with curiosity.
“my plan is to not mess up my friendship with alisa first, and then maybe figure out the lev part,” you admitted. you hated how exposed you felt under their scrutinizing gazes.
“you should probably tell alisa before she figures it out herself,” yamaguchi suggested gently. “it’s better coming from you than her finding out later.”
suna nodded in agreement. “yeah, might want to get that out of the way first. unless you like unnecessary drama.”
before you could respond, the door slid open, and kenma walked in, headphones around his neck. “what are you guys talking about?”
“y/n likes lev,” suna said casually, like he hadn’t just dropped the most personal bomb in front of kenma.
“suna!” you nearly leapt out of your seat.
kenma raised an eyebrow, giving you a once-over. “alisa’s brother? huh, interesting.”
“it’s not supposed to be public information!” you groaned, burying your face in your hands.
“well, i couldn't really care any less,” kenma said, shrugging. “but it would be funny to see you rejected if you will be.”
your head snapped up at that, eyes wide in disbelief. “kenma!”
you looked up, startled by his bluntness. “you could at least pretend to be supportive, you know.”
kenma gave you a flat look, not a hint of sympathy. “supportive? i’m just being realistic. i don’t see the point of dragging this out. if you want to confess, go ahead, but don’t expect everyone to sugarcoat it for you.”
“so what, you think I’m going to get rejected?” you shot back, feeling a mix of frustration and nerves bubbling up.
he tilted his head slightly, clearly unfazed by your reaction. “i’m not saying that. but you’re acting like it’s the end of the world if he doesn’t like you back. it’s not.”
“kenma,” yamaguchi chimed in, sensing the tension. “you don’t have to be so harsh. y/n’s just trying to figure things out.”
“i’m not being harsh. i’m being honest,” kenma replied with a slight roll of his eyes. “she’s the one making this way more complicated than it is.”
“see, this is what i get for telling you guys anything,” you muttered, leaning back in your seat, feeling the pressure building from their differing opinions.
“it’s just how kenma is,” suna said with a grin, clearly enjoying the banter. “he’s got a point, though. you’re making this bigger than it needs to be.”
“but you guys make it sound so simple,” you argued, glancing between them. “it’s not that easy.”
“that’s because it kinda is,” suna said, reclining back again. “you’re the one making it difficult.”
later that night, you called tendou to vent about how your so-called “secret” was now public knowledge. tendou, always the mischievous one, wasn’t surprised when you told him what happened.
“suna found out? classic,” tendou laughed through the phone. “but hey, at least now it’s out there. no use hiding it anymore.”
you sighed. “yeah, but now i’m stuck figuring out what to do next. everyone says i should tell alisa first.”
“they’re right. alisa’s your best friend. she’ll understand. and as for lev, well... you guys are getting closer, right? i think at the least he'll understand,” tendou said, his tone light-hearted, but there was a sincerity underneath.
“thanks, tendou,” you muttered, feeling a bit more reassured.
“anytime. and hey, just go for it. you’re y/n miya. you’ve got this!”
the next day, you found yourself wandering into your brothers’ room. you didn’t really want to tell them about your crush on lev - not directly, anyway - but maybe they could give some advice on what to do, since they would know how it feels to have a younger sibling.
“oi, what’s with that look?” osamu asked, noticing your hesitation as you stood awkwardly by the door.
“nothing,” you muttered, walking in and flopping down on their couch. “just... need some advice. for a friend. they wanted help because you guys are big brothers.”
“oh? advice from the great miya twins?” atsumu piped in, his voice laced with his usual teasing.
“yeah, like.. what would you do... if... you say, one of your team members likes me?” you look at them, hoping they wouldn't laugh at you.
they both stare at you and their eyes slowly turn judging. osamu scoffs, "wow. didn't know you could be so shameless.”
you rolled your eyes, "it's not like that!" you whined. "just... i was just wondering, as big brothers... how would you feel if two people who were close to you unexpectedly liked the other, or something."
you fidget your fingers and look down to the ground. you slowly look up back to them and see as they exchanged glances before osamu raised an eyebrow. “you like someone, don’t you?”
you blinked, startled by how fast they figured it out. “w-what? no."
“yer actin’ all weird,” atsumu said with a smug grin. “and yer terrible at hiding things.”
you groaned. “i’m not hiding anything.”
“sure you aren’t,” osamu smirked, sitting down beside you. “so, can i guess who it is?”
“it’s no one,” you quickly deflected, not wanting to make it worse by bringing lev into the conversation. “i just need advice for a friend... okay?”
osamu chuckled. "okay, whatever, i won't say i think it's the little brother of one of your best friends, but," you look at him annoyingly, but afraid to confirm it anyway. he takes a deep breath,
“well, whoever it is, just don’t overthink it. if ya like ‘em, make sure you tell them. whatever happens will happen anyway.”
“and don't worry about their sibling,” atsumu added. “i'm sure they'll be happy to see two people close to them possibly get together. whoever they are."
you rolled your eyes to hide your embarrassment, but you couldn’t help feeling a little grateful for their advice. "yeah, okay. i'll tell them... i guess."
when you leave, the two exchange another glance and shake their heads with a smile. their little sister was growing up, though nothing has changed.
with a newfound determination, and a long self-pep talk, you made your way to alisa’s house, nerves bubbling up inside you. you knocked on the door, and when alisa opened it, she greeted you with her usual warm smile.
“y/n! hey! come on in,” she said, stepping aside to let you inside.
you stepped into her cozy home, the scent of freshly brewed tea wafting through the air. the living room was just as inviting as ever, and you felt a mix of comfort and anxiety clashing inside you. as you sat down, your heart pounded in your chest. you needed to say it -there was no backing out now.
alisa flopped onto the couch beside you, tucking one leg under the other. “so, what brings you here?” she asked, glancing over with her usual easy-going tone. “you’ve got that serious look on your face.”
you opened your mouth, but the words wouldn’t come out right away. “i… uh…” you stumbled, wringing your hands together. you had to rip the bandaid off, no more dodging it. “there’s something i need to tell you.”
alisa’s expression shifted slightly, curiosity flickering in her eyes. “sure, what’s up?”
you took a deep breath, the air catching in your throat. “it’s about lev.”
you could see her brows raising just a little. but she didn’t say anything, waiting patiently for you to continue. the silence between you two felt heavy, and the words you’d rehearsed so many times suddenly felt too big to say.
“i… i like him,” you finally blurted out, your heart racing like it would burst from your chest.
alisa blinked, her gaze softening as she processed your confession. her silence stretched for a beat longer, and for a second, you feared the worst. but then, she smiled - a warm, reassuring smile that immediately eased some of the tension in your body.
“that’s cute,” she said, her tone casual, like it was the most natural thing in the world.
your breath caught in surprise. “you… you’re okay with it?”
alisa tilted her head, her expression turning playful. “why wouldn’t i be? y/n, it’s not like you’re confessing a crime or something,” she teased, laughing softly. “i’m happy for you. really.”
your chest loosened with a rush of relief, though doubt still lingered. “so… you’re not mad?” you asked, still feeling the need for reassurance.
alisa rolled her eyes, but in the affectionate way she always did. “why would i be mad? honestly, it’s really sweet. i don’t mind at all,” she said, her voice calm and reassuring.
you let out a breath you didn’t realize you’d been holding, feeling the tension melt from your body. “thank you, alisa. i was kind of freaking out about telling you.”
alisa waved a hand dismissively, brushing off your concern with ease. “you don’t need to worry about stuff like this, y/n. really. lev’s just lev - you know how he is,” she added with a soft laugh.
you smiled, feeling a sense of ease wash over you. it was comforting to have alisa’s support, without any pressure or expectations.
just as you were about to reply, the front door clicked open, and you froze. footsteps echoed down the hall, followed by lev’s familiar voice calling out, “alisa, i’m home!”
alisa grinned and shot you a quick look, raising an eyebrow like she knew something you didn���t. your pulse quickened as lev’s tall frame appeared in the doorway. his eyes landed on you, and instantly, a wide grin spread across his face.
“y/n! didn’t expect to see you here,” he said, his voice bright with surprise.
alisa gave you a sly look as she got up from the couch. “well, i’ll leave you two to it. i’ve got some work to finish upstairs,” she said, winking as she headed toward the staircase. “don’t let him get too full of himself, y/n!” she called over her shoulder, leaving you alone with lev.
lev plopped down next to you, still smiling like he didn’t have a care in the world. your heart raced all over again as you turned to him, the weight of your confession looming between you like a giant unspoken truth.
lev leaned back casually, his bright eyes settling on you. “so, what’s up?” he asked, his voice light and unaware of the emotional storm brewing beneath your calm exterior.
you fidgeted slightly, glancing at your hands before looking back up at him. the room suddenly felt warmer, the space between you growing more noticeable. “oh, not much… just wanted to catch up,” you said, trying to ease into the conversation.
lev grinned. “catch up, huh? you’ve been busy, haven’t you? i haven’t seen you at the last few matches,” he teased lightly, nudging you with his elbow. “i thought you were avoiding me or something.”
you chuckled, shaking your head. “no, nothing like that. i’ve just been… thinking a lot.”
his playful expression softened a bit, picking up on your shift in tone. “thinking about what?” he asked, curiosity laced in his voice.
your heart pounded in your chest as you felt the moment drawing closer. you glanced away for a second, gathering your thoughts. “just… things. you know, stuff that’s been on my mind for a while.”
lev sat up a bit straighter, sensing something more serious in your words. “oh, sounds heavy. what kind of stuff?” his voice was still gentle, but his attention was fully on you now.
your stomach twisted with nerves, but you knew you had to say it. you couldn’t keep dancing around it forever. the words felt big, but there was no running away from them now. you took a deep breath, your fingers curling into your lap as you finally looked at him again.
“lev… i’ve been thinking about... you.”
his brow furrowed slightly, confusion flickering in his eyes. “me?”
your pulse raced as you nodded, your voice quieter now. “yeah. i… i like you, lev. i’ve liked you for a while.”
the words hung in the air between you, heavy and vulnerable. lev froze, blinking at you in surprise as if trying to process what you’d just said.
“wait, what?” he asked, his usual confidence faltering for a moment as he stared at you, wide-eyed.
“i like you,” you repeated, your voice steady but your heart pounding. “i’ve liked you for a while now.”
lev stared at you, wide-eyed, before a slow, sheepish smile spread across his face. “that’s... that’s crazy because... i like you too.”
your heart stuttered. “wait, you do?”
he nodded, cheeks turning a little pink. “yeah, i mean... remember when i told you how much i liked your photos? that was kind of my way of trying to get close to you.” he let out a soft laugh. “i admired what you did, sure, but... it wasn’t just that. i liked spending time with you. i liked you.”
you blinked, the realization hitting you all at once. “so all that time, you...”
“yeah,” lev admitted, rubbing the back of his neck sheepishly. “i just didn’t know how to say it. i figured if i talked about your photography, it’d be easier than admitting i liked you.”
you felt a warmth spread through your chest, the tension dissolving as a smile tugged at your lips. “wow, i had no idea.”
lev laughed again, his grin turning a bit wider. “yeah, i didn’t really make it obvious, did i?”
you nudged him playfully, your heart lighter now. “not at all, you dork.”
he laughed with you, his expression softening as his eyes met yours. “but seriously, i’ve liked you for a while, y/n. i just... didn’t know how to say it until now.”
your heart fluttered as you took in his words, feeling a warmth that spread from your chest to your cheeks. you couldn't help the smile that formed, a mix of disbelief and relief washing over you. “well... you’re saying it now,” you replied, your voice softer than before.
lev looked at you, his eyes bright, and for a moment, the world outside seemed to blur. it was just the two of you, sitting there, both feeling the same weight lift off your shoulders.
he reached out, hesitating for only a second before gently taking your hand in his. “so... does this mean we’re, you know, together?” he asked, his usual confidence replaced with something more vulnerable, more genuine.
you laughed softly, squeezing his hand. “i think so, yeah.”
a wide grin spread across his face, lighting up his features. “that’s... that’s amazing,” he said, his voice brimming with excitement. “i won’t mess this up, i promise.”
you smiled, shaking your head at his earnestness. “you won’t,” you reassured him. “we’ll figure it out together.”
he looked at you with such affection that you felt your heart skip again, and before you could say anything else, lev leaned in, pressing a soft kiss to your forehead. “i’m really glad you told me,” he murmured, his voice low and sincere.
you felt warmth rush to your face as you looked up at him, your fingers still laced with his. “me too,” you whispered back, feeling lighter, more at ease. everything felt right.
as you both sat there, hands intertwined, you couldn’t help but feel that this was the start of something good - something that felt real and yours.
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halamet-chalamet · 1 year ago
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there's a part in his home tour where he shows his friends wisdom teeth and a screw that im pretty sure was in his body at one point... and he says he's going to give it to a special girl... so I was thinking what if one night the reader is staying at his house and he comes in with the screw wrapped and she opens it and just gives a him a look, like 'really 🙄🤨'
Oh my goshhh! I’ve been so excited to write this pleasssse. It’s so funny let’s gooooo (also side note I came up with this guy Jack bcs idk he needed to be there so yeah)
Warnings: reader gets a knee screw bahaha mention of wisdom teeth. Tooth rotting fluff. Mathew being weird because he is and that’s why we love him. Also I’m bad at point of view and tenses in my writing so their are probably mistakes… also use of Y/N, and M/N (middle name)
Mathew had just gotten home from a day of shooting a new small film he’s in. He didn’t see you this morning and didn’t get to see you, so he had been ecstatic to come home to you.
“Y/n?” He called, but no answer. Mathew figured you were out at the store, or with friends, even though it was slightly odd of you not to at least leave a note. “Y/nnnnn!!” He sang through the house on his way to the bedroom. Before he could open the door he heard a familiar laugh behind the door. “What are you doing?” He asked as he came into the room very unexpectedly. Although he wasn’t sure what was going on, a smile was still plastered on his face at the idea of seeing you after what felt like so long.
“Sorry, I’m sorry!” You apologized through wheezes.
“What? What is it?” He was giggling now because your laugh was so contagious. Though as you shook your head he realized he was now on a mission to figure out why you were laughing so hard. “Lemme see your phone!” He demanded in a more playful than scary tone. You shook your head once more. “Y/N!” His voice cracked.
“No Matt! No!!” You said between laughter as he pried the phone from your hands.
“This is my video,” he was confused. How could a tour of your guys’ own house be funny?
“Yes I know.” You said catching your breath.
“Why are you laughing at this? This is literally your house?” ‘Wow’ you thought ‘he genuinely doesn’t know how funny his personality is’.
“You showed them our fireplace,” you raised your eyebrows in hopes of him catching on. But he didn’t. “With Jacks wisdom teeth!” He still didn’t know what was funny. “Annnnd,” you dragged out the nnnn. “Your KNEE screw!”
Mathew smiled at your explanation, “yes.. that’s because my knee screw is in a very special place,” he would’ve continued but you cut him off.
“To give to a very special girl?” I questioned.
“Yes!”
“I don’t want your knee screw..”
“Well, who else would I give it to?”
“No one should GET your knee screw Mathew!” You shouted but not angrily. You were giggling again.
“Fine!” Mathew sighed with defeat and flopped next to you on the bed. “I’m so sleepy.” He sighed into your shoulder, attempting to get as close to you as possible. “Go to sleep, babe.” You answered wrapping an arm around him and letting your own eyes droop as well.
Mathew would have slept in. He loves to sleep especially after work. But the prank master himself had a brilliant idea that couldn’t wait another hour.
Mathew slips into the living room as quietly as possible. Luckily you were sleeping soundly. He takes the screws out of the fire place, double gift wraps them, and then places them in a bag.
You stretched out of bed, feeling the cold space next to you. “Mathew!” He was cooking in the kitchen, way too excited to see your face when you woke up. “In here honey!” He called through the house.
You stumbled out. Clearly having just woken up. “Why are you up?” You asked rubbing your eyes, “and cooking?” Mathew just shrugged. “YOU’RE EVEN WEARING SLIGHTLY PRESENTABLE CLOTHES AT 10AM!” You exclaim in your best morning shout. Mathew just shrugged. “Spill it Gube.” You deadpan.
“I got you something!” He says excitedly. Too excitedly. ‘This has happened before’ you thought. ‘Mathews middle name was prank, and he’s done it too many times’.
“What is it?” You narrowed your eyes at him. “It’s for you!” He smiles.
The gift bag was beautiful. A little notecard read ‘for a very special girl’.
“This feels suspicious, Matt.” I continued to unwrap the small box. My jaw dropped. ‘He wouldn’t’
But oh he would, he did. He was making a terrible attempt at containing his laughter. I looked up at him. There were no words. An eye roll and dead pan did the job perfectly.
“I wish I could apologize!” He wheezed. “But it’s too funny!” He was snorting for goodness sake.
“You are ridiculous Mathew Gray Gubler!” I made the meanest face I could to avoid laughter.
“You are adorable Y/n, M/n, Gubler!”
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uhohbestie · 1 month ago
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guys. it took me two days to finally catch up and HOLY SHIT
WHAT A WILD ASS EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER
for the first 20 or so chapters i was living my best life thinking that through all the strife, the troubles, the tribulations scarian would stick strong
THEN BOOM
BIG B APPEARS AND I NEAR LOST MY DAMN MIND-
literally cannot wait to see where this goes, i know i joined the bandwagon near the end but know that 1) i was absolutely thriving when karlnapity appeared (i. i miss them so much) and 2) yall were not lying about this being a journey of scarian realizing polyamory existed as ksq, clethubs, and pops and his partners popped up BAHAHA
genuinely though this fic is absolutely amazing, an angsty-fun mix of sugar, spice, and everything nice as scarian tries to navigate the end of the world and i cant see where it goes next uwu <3
INDIE!!!! WE'RE SO GLAD YOU READ TAMN!!!!!! WELCOME WELCOME!!
I think you, more than anyone, were our target audience for the KSQ arc 💜💙🧡 Getting to spend time with them again, and then hope they're off to better things the second they leave Scarian behind :')
BUT ALSO: YA LMAO, when you take out all the zombies and angst, TAMN is 300k of Grian and Scar going "damn, every single of version of poly is Not For Us." They systematically go through every permutation just to end up at "unfortunately, this would not fix us." (Scar may have two hands, but Grian is the ultimate Handful....)
Seriously tho, SO glad you're enjoying the fic, Indie!!!! The best part about getting into TAMN this far in, is that at this point it can't possibly get worse ;) 🔒
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erabu-san · 11 months ago
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HELLO. I hear you like Cylou/Cynilou. GIMME YO HEADCANONS XD
But for real though what are some hcs you have for them? 👀 I'm on a them kick rn lol
Also I've never done an ask on Tumblr before so I hope I did it right sjdhsjsh
ZDAJZDAZD Don't worry anon you are doing it right !! I don't have a lot of HC, it more works on brainrot...
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I already talked about how I imagine the first confession
Cyno doesn't miss any Nilou's spectacle. He always paid the ticket so he support financially the theatre (Nilou or Dehya give him free tickets tho)
At first, Nilou was a bit wary of Cyno, but after the Archon Quest, she understands him more and enjoy to discover new thing about him ! At the point sometime she thinks he is kind of cute
Dehya : so what do you think abt cyno Nilou : He- he is adorable. Dehya : BAHAHAHA THE GENERAL MAHAMATRA, ADORABLE ? This guy sure is cute but bahaha the way you said sound like you have a crush on him haha Nilou : *blush* Dehya : ... ohwaitwhat ???tell us more omg??????
In one of their hang-out date, Cyno starting to ramble about his special interest aka TCG... then he suddenly stopped, a bit embarassed "huh... maybe it doesn't interest you- we can talk about something else-" (usually he doesn't mind but he is concious abt what he say now when he is alone with nilou). But Nilou was listening to him, carefully, with a genuine and warm smile "please keep going ! I love seeing you being happy"
Before some repetition, Nilou would start to become nervous. Cyno would rassure her, by telling something like "Believe in you. You know you are capable, it is not the first time. Show us how much you love dancing. You can do it" (I JUST LOVE THEM SUPPORTING EACH OTHER !!!)
No one would expected the general mahamatra and the famous dancer dating. Except their close friend who witnessing a slow-burn love. When they finally make out, everyone is like "omg finally"
they r two adults but still damm embarassed to hold hand in public.
Cyno's love language is gift and act of service, Nilou's love language is word of affirmation and quality time (still unsure about this HC tho !)
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ewanmitchellcrumbs · 2 years ago
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This is totally not @its-actually-minicika asking for a sfw/nsfw/ANYTHING alphabet of Billy Taylor.
Definitely not. Like I don't even know what that chick is all about - I fr never even heard of her either, I just tagged out of my ass
Bahaha, but in all seriousness, I thank you for sharing that beautiful tiktok edit. I've been watching it over and over again and smiled all throughout it like a middle schooler.
10/10 Billy is very wholesome
Anything for you! I will follow up with a SFW alphabet tomorrow.
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Billy Taylor NSFW Alphabet
A= Aftercare (what they’re like after the act)
Aftercare kind of goes out of the window for a little while after Billy has done the deed. He'll lay there wide-eyed, with a shit-eating grin, not really able to comprehend that has just done that, that someone actually wanted to do that with him. Once the initial shock and excitement wears off, then comes the flurry of questions - "was that okay?" "did I hurt you?" etc.
B= Body part (favorite body part their own or their lovers)
Billy is pretty humble, he's not overly obsessed with his own looks, though he does take pride in his hair.
He loves his partner's eyes and smile, looking at them for too long causes him to blush. Also loves their bum, but keeps that on the downlow (as best as he can)
C= Cum (anything that has to do with it)
Inside of the condom, although one day he hopes to go without - he'd like to start a family.
D= Dirty secret (Pretty self explanatory)
Finds himself watching his partner's backside whenever they walk away, he does it without realising and feels mortified if he's caught, but he cannot help himself.
E= Experience (do they know what they’re doing)
Not at all. Billy is a total novice, but he's eager to learn.
F= Favorite position
Missionary or cowgirl. Billy likes to be able to be close to his partner and see their face.
G= Goofy (how serious are they)
Billy is shy and inexperienced, so there'll be lots of embarrassed laughter and awkward jokes in a bad attempt to ease the tension.
H= Hair (grooming habits)
Billy isn't very hairy, so no grooming necessary.
I= Intimacy (in the moment romantic or rough/dirty)
Billy prefers slow and tender, although he does get carried away, because it feels so good - he'll jackhammer and have to be told to slow down by his partner.
J= Jack off (do they masturbate and how often)
He does. Not daily, but if he allows his mind to wander before bed he'll find himself having naughty thoughts about his partner and not be able to help himself.
K= Kink (kinks what they like possibly unusual)
Billy has a breeding kink - not to the point that he'll talk dirty about it, but the thought of having sex without protection really excites him. His job at the hotel also means that he often fantasises about his partner in a maid's outfit.
L= Location (where they like to get it on)
Billy is traditional - he prefers the comfort of a bed.
M= Motivation (things that makes them tick/turn ons)
A pretty smile and eyes. A nice bum in a skirt, especially a maid's outfit. Soft, affectionate touches. People expressing a genuine desire to share things with him or spend time with him.
N= No (turnoffs or absolutely won’t do)
Billy would struggle with a partner that isn't able to ever take the lead - he can be shy, so will need a partner that's comfortable taking charge. Big no to sex toys too - he finds them intimidating.
O= Oral (receiving or giving and how skillful they are)
Billy has no idea what he is doing in regard to this - would blue screen if his partner asked him to go down on them. If they go down on him it almost renders him unconscious.
P= Pace (how fast they are and how long they last in bed)
Billy doesn't last long, due to his inexperience. It lasts longer when he takes his time, however, it's over very soon when he gets carried away and can't hold back.
Q= Quickie (do they prefer fast and hard)
For Billy, sex is an expression of love so he's not really a fan of quickies.
R= Risk (do they like to try new things)
Sex in itself is a new thing to Billy, so he's pretty vanilla.
S= Stamina (how many times they can go and how long each round lasts)
Billy can handle a few times a night, 5-10 minutes each time. If his partner is up for it he'll think he's died and gone to Heaven.
T= Toys (are they game for using sex toys on themselves or lovers)
This would terrify Billy, quickest way to turn him off.
U= Unfair (how do they tease or do they enjoy suspense themselves)
Billy doesn't know how to tease. He will flush bright red if it's done to him though and not know what to do or say.
V= Volume (are they loud, what sounds, and do they talk)
Billy is quite loud, he's never felt anything quite so good in all his life and will have a hard time holding that back.
W= Wild card (random sincannon of any sort)
Billy will say "thank you" afterwards the first few times him and his partner have sex - it takes them sitting him down and pointing out that they're not doing him a favour by sleeping with him, so he doesn't need to thank them, for him to actually stop doing it.
X= X-ray (what’s down below in dem pants)
6-6.5 inches. Billy's not massive, but he's in proportion for how tall he is with decent girth.
Y= Yearning (sexdrive level)
Billy has a moderately high sex drive, though he's shy about expressing it, so his partner won't actually realise how desperate he is until they get down to it.
Z= Zzzz (do they sleep after if so how quickly after)
Once the excitement wears off, Billy is out like a light. Sex tuckers him out.
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Bahaha, so here's the other surprise package from my friend, Rae. It's a busted Namihu BJD Creatures Astarion she purchased from them during that charity drive for the dog that ended up dying anyway and HOOOBOY.
Apparently Rae hadn't even opened this package when it arrived since she was busy getting last minute stuff ready for Resin Rose so we have no idea how busted it was prior to her deciding to give it to me, but uh...dayum. Even his little dagger didn't make it in one piece (that I can glue back together though, most likely).
Honestly, even if it didn't arrived broken, this is still such a janky fucking doll. I cannot believe someone would charge people money for this garbage. I've been in the hobby for 15+ years and have owned and handled probably 80+ dolls from various makers and this is by far the worst body I've ever come across. This thing makes Resinsoul bodies seem like a dream in comparison. Absolutely unacceptable level of quality for the amount of cash Namihu charges. Genuinely embarrassing.
On top of the poor joint design, there are tons of cracks everywhere from the printing process. If this is the norm for 3D printed dolls, it's no wonder some faceup and modding artists don't accept commissions for them.
ALSO ALSO, learn how to properly wrap a fucking doll for shipping, Namihu. The taped up monstrosity I opened up was atrocious.
Counting my blessings I didn't bother commissioning Namihu for my CP2077 character's doll head, and it straight up was because the headback looked funky to me in what few pictures they have posted of it. It seemed like it'd have very limited head movement and I was absolutely correct. On top of that, because of how it was designed, it leaves scratches on the front of the neck lmao.
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liffy-feelin-jiffy · 1 year ago
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Coroika Gorai headcanons
Rider had typically been more closed off about his sexuality, for reasons he decided to keep to himself as they mostly originate from insecurities, but also because he actually hadn’t known he genuinely likes guys the way he thought he liked girls for the longest time in his life. It wasn’t until he was 15 in a half, and having gotten to know Goggles a lot more at the time did he realize that he likes guys in more ways he initially thought he did. It didn’t help when the devastating realization came to him that he had a crush on a specific blue idiot boy… a hard crush as a matter of fact. Like, I’m talking head over heels kind of stuff, Spiderverse Gwen syndrome. Mans is tripping on his own feet because he can’t stop thinking about that scatterbrain for the life of him. Goggles is in every corner of his mind, he’s in the reflections in the windows of the subway, his bubbly laughs can be heard through the soft breeze like bird song. Rider always looks at the Pilot Goggled buffoon’s empty hands, willing everything in himself not to take it and intertwine their fingers together like thread sewing fabric, and he clenches his own hands into tight fists whenever he’s away from him and the thought of hand holding comes to mind. He’s so in love, he wants to kiss that stupid little weirdo’s face it’s making him look like the biggest dumbass that’s ever been born-
Sorry I got a little too into it there I guess. Whether you wanna take all that seriously or not is your choice of poison.
Anyways, yeah, once Rider finds out he’s literally in love with the squid who deadass flashed him to the public during their first match back in the Plaza, it’s not going so well for him. Why in the world would he start getting all blushy and feely for that absolute moron? What possessed him into developing feelings for that over-ecstatic boy with tentacles as blue as the shining sea? With a goofy smile so bright that it rivals the very sun? With such inspiring optimism that Rider can only dream of possessing-
😑
Oh, who was he kidding.
What makes it worse is that his crush on Goggles actually started back when he was teaching blue team how to train to fight against Skull, hence adding onto his seemingly territorial behavior on Gogs when Skull eagerly said he wanted to fight team blue again. Jealous much? Lmao. It gets even funnier when he and Goggles both end up crushing on Skull too BAHAHA (I believe in fixing love triangles/squares with the power of POLYAMOROUS RELATIONSHIPS. SKULLAMIGORAI FOR LIFE✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻✊🏻)
For the longest time he tried to repel what he considered were “intrusive thoughts” of Goggles. He’d try gaslighting himself that he’s someone Goggles would never find that kind of interest in; maybe he already has someone else, like a guy or girl, he’s bi after all, isn’t he? He and Goggles would never work anyways, Rider’s personality was too serious to match with Goggle’s boisterous and colorful character even though he’d be willing to undergo any more bullsquit imaginable if it meant he’d get to spend the rest of his days with the blue buffoon. He doesn’t see him that way, they wouldn’t mesh well together, Goggles deserved to have someone nicer than he was, etc.
This kept going on for a little while, until eventually Aloha finds out—it’s a long story—and accidentally rats Rider out to his sister and momma—that’s an even longer story, and they both enthusiastically try to coerce him into confessing from there.
Aloha: “You should write him a song and play it for him-!”
Rider: “Bitch heeeeell no”
Rider’s mom: “why not make him something? Like bake a cake or a pie for him as a gift”
Rider: “did you forget what happened last time? what happened to having me banned from using the oven???”
This was all meanwhile Goggles was actually having a secondary crisis of his own. Not the extent Rider had, but all through the Turf War and Ranked Battle Tournaments to his journey with Sheldon to find the treasure, he’d been quite distracted needless to say.
Compared to Rider, Goggles was plenty more laid back and wasn’t shy about his sexuality, though he didn’t ever tell anyone his sexual/romantic orientation that much, so it lead to everyone believing that he was a gay squiddo—though he was really bi and had an equal preference for both boys and girls. There’s still not a lot of people who know he’s bi because he never tells anybody, and if he ever does it would be like discovering rare dialogue in a video game. Even though he has little interest in pursuing a love life, he still kinda had some hope in finding that special someone that he would get to spend the rest of his life with. He tried one time with a girl back in Inkopolis plaza (before the events of the manga) but it ended kinda rocky and he kinda tried to distance himself from relationships for a while until he moved on and kinda just went like “if it happens, it happens.”
Again, his crush was more mellow compared to Rider’s, or at least it started out mellow before eventually growing into a deep sweet longing for his companionship. Goggle’s crush started off typical, thinking that Rider was all handsome, strong, total dreamboat kinda guy. After they’d gotten to know each other some more, and upon moving to the Square did Goggles really have a thing for him. Even the rest of the blue team began to notice. His interest in him peaked when Rider stopped him before his battle against Team Emperor and told him “watch the next semi finals match closely. Because you’re gonna be facing against me in the finals.”
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Can you tell that these are my favorite panels because ho mine gosh
Goggles wasn’t as insecure as Rider was in terms of self esteem, but he also came up with the thoughts that Rider wouldn’t see him like that, too. He even worried that Rider would’ve been disgusted if he told him 😭. He wanted to at least keep their friendship together so he was just like “I like you a lot and I admire you to no end but I understand that it may never really come to that so I’ll just support you and admire you for all your grace from afar. 😁”
Hope you enjoyed this cuz now I’m eepy and I’m gonna take a nap. I’ve got college now and I didn’t get enough sleep last night because my adhd will never love me.
(Edited a few things in here. Hope you like the changes better!)
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intotheelliwoods · 1 year ago
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Ohohoh I so have plans for how these interactions are going to go- man I really set myself up to draw a lot! Ill get to everything eventually! If it helps at all though it did take a while after the doom opening up before it reached New York, about 3 years before it hit their home I would say?
But yes I promise this timeline is safe! There will genuinely be 2 arms left by the end of the comic! (haha.. im funny.) The arms belonging to Poptart and Sprout ofc
@wilburs-hibana
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Great question! Unfortunately I do not really know how to answer
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Ok I am in love with this actually? Thank you????? I will be pondering this all day- HEY WAIT THIS ISNT EVEN GOING TO BE CANON-
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Nope! If theres ever some doodle I dont post I stash it up with other unposted doodles just to then post in bulk aha, sorry for the boring answer whoops-
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BAHAHA DESERVED can you poke him in the eye for me? @donniesforehead
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Good news is in, I now have a lifetime supply of cheese in my fridge!
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I plan on making a big post explaining exactly what went down, as well as a little ref sheet to help you tell the difference between leos, but whoops that will probably have to wait till later- (after I get next update out, which should help clear things)
Until then though, I hand you this post, and this post for the time being! Though not updated-
@banana-pancake5 @milk-powrit
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anantaru · 2 years ago
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jst wondering but according to u, among the tall male characters, who are the ones with red flags and who are the green flags?
okay so nonnie 😏 .. (first of, this is my opinion and if yours differs, that‘s obviously alright!)
red flags:
alhaitham (HAHAHA no comment), dottore (literally no comment), pantalone (thinks he owns you), dainsleif (i think he‘s hard to deal with but i say this in the nicest way possible), baizhu (he gives me the creeps idk HAHA love him tho), ayato (listen, i know he‘s such a family person and i don‘t think he‘d ever hurt his s/o, i‘d originally put him in the green flags thingy because he cares deeply for his family, though i do think he can be maybe ?? a bit too overprotective, can turn it a bit too heavily, too jealous where it‘s unhealthy, big trust issues— he doesn‘t trust easily after all and i feel like it‘ll take a while to tackle this, controlling behavior)
green flags:
thoma (the best one), kaveh (a sweetheart), zhongli (as zhongli a green flag, as morax a red flag), kaeya (such an emotional lover, would do anything for you), diluc (i know it‘s divided there as well but i think he‘s a green flag, quite protective but he would never overdo it, he‘s very content and a great listener, leaves you enough space), itto (he‘s like the sun, so so warm and bright and would do anything as long as you‘re happy), childe (this is heavily divided but imo he‘s a greenflag, he‘s not "as" corrupted as his co workers i‘d say, he genuinely cares about family but i do think he‘s on the brink of green flag with a sprinkle of red flag because of his occupation and past!)
special shoutout:
capitano (green flag fr /hj, let me dream pls BAHAHA i know he‘s a harbinger but i like my softy capitano headcanon i wrote a while ago) pierro (red flag but red is a beautiful color)
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dark-and-kawaii · 11 months ago
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Impsy "will be posted this week!!!" 👀 Eeee!!! Forgot waiting until midnight to celebrate! I'm going to celebrate that news right now! 🤩 I can't wait to see what you came up with! Absolutely looking forward to it! ~HA Fiend
(ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖!!!! I know!!! It’s been a long time coming and I hate it took me so long to complete but I wanted it to be as perfect as I could get it!!!
Writing a sarcastic bitchy imp though has genuinely been a blast!!! I have to admit writing Haarlep with Impsy was my favorite because they both have that same attitude. All I know is I now wish I had my own personal little imp.
I actually think I might ask to add Impsy to our dnd campaign… bahaha
- 𝐿𝑜𝓋𝑒 𝒦𝒾𝓌𝒾 𝓍𝑜𝓍𝑜
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edwinspaynes · 9 months ago
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Modern AU Wessa HC-
What would be their take on some of the 'cultural zeitgeisty' series/novels/fantasy series? And maybe if they have different opinions what/where would they be? Or would any of the convos about novels prompt a certain type of banter?
So like:
Terry Pratchett / Discworld
ACOTAR/ Crescent City
Tolkien's LOTR
Fifty shades of grey!
What else...
Fourth WING BAHAHA
Samantha Shannon's novels
Laura Thalassa
'One Day'
Nicholas Sparks novels!
Atomic Habits
Colleen Hoover novels
A Cruel Prince
Lessons in Chemistry
Those kind of things! Obviously not specifically but I just listed them to give an idea. This is literally MY FAV thing to dream up about. What they would think about whatever novel I'm currently reading.
Things they would like: Discworld, LOTR, Samantha Shannon, Laura Thalassa, Nicholas Sparks, The Cruel Prince, Lessons in Chemistry.
Things they wouldn't like: Acotar/Crescent City/Throne of Glass, Fifty Shades (though Will would find it supremely hilarious), Fourth Wing (genuinely there is nothing to like), Colleen Hoover
I have never read the others so can't judge. Some of the ones on this list I also haven't read but know enough about to know they're Good (Discworld, thanks @themimsyborogove) or Bad (Fifty Shades). Also, ngl this is just whether I like them or not. I imagine that they have good taste, just like I do.
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