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#genuinely I am bamboozled#I heard it was bad and I knew it was bad but I didnt realize the scene ITSELF was as horrible as that#its just. genuinely how fucking dare you for doing that#I understand the concept okay#the entire season and show has been foreshadowing eve's own death and I Get the concept of twisting that around#in the sense that her death comes from another's undoing and that her death comes from villanelle's protection#but the execution ????? even putting aside that the ending itself is shit and disingenuous for the characters. the EXECUTION OF IT#thats the part that has Genuinely stumped me#even the reveal at the very end with carolyn- at this point that means nothing#there's no leadup to it happening like I thought there would be it just Happens while theyre being happy and it's all over within 30 second#and then the show Ends#what the fuck#knowing it was coming didnt even help it just makes me more angry than sad#in the last two minutes???????????#goddamn#I am so fucking sorry to u all who watched this season as it aired#that is sick#after all the character development????#okay. I promise I'm done now. what the fuck. I went to bed immediately after watching and woke up ANGRY#sorry for the abundance of tags mygod#killing eve#killing eve spoilers#smokey speaks
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Did anyone else just see Tommy post a link to a wattpad fic (that he presumably wrote??? I'm not even sure???) on his Twitter or did me n my friend just hallucinate that
#LIKE HELLO???#AND IF YOUVE SEEN WHAT IT IS????#I AINT GONNA SAY IT GO CHECK IT OUT#I am flabbergasted#genuinely bamboozled#insert other words for absolutely befuddled#tommyinnit#tommy innit#wattpad#i have no words
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You know what psg are missing? Besides a midfield and recognition of their own footballing level? A genuine unhinged lunatic. Argentina had at least 7 and they have a world cup, it's just simple tactics.
TEARS paredes was literally the complete package: creative midfielder + understands messi's play + unhinged boca genes propelling him to chaos incarnate status on the pitch he truly had it all 😩 but pissg wouldn't know sexo even if it hit them with a chair since they don't play barbaric football like south americans so </33
#i keep saying this but they genuinely honest to god looked angel di fucking maria in the eye and said yeah you're gone#how do you do that. how do you let di maria and paredes go and bring in. idk vitinha soler ruiz or w/e those are#like. wat. i am bamboozled#asks
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I helped my friends and gave them a pep talk. Bam, surprise, you just fell right into my trap. And guess what, my friend gave me a granola bar and apologized for deadnaming me. POW, motherfucker, look at all the positivity I just forced you to read. I discovered I really like granola bars. I hope you have an amazing day, and if you don’t, I hope happiness joy and love find your way soon. Because. You. Deserve. It.
KABOOM,
you have been tricked trapped and bamboozled by my magic powers of positivity. (Yes, this was revenge for your mischievous positivity post. I feel no remorse.)
N-no-- it can't be--!!! So-- much-- deserved and beautiful positivity beamed right into my brain--
I-- I HAVE BEEN HOODWINKED!!!!
GWAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
#original#fav#i-- am kerfluffled-- i#there's no known cure - i may be.... Permanently Bamboozled!#thank you for this it genuinely made me laugh with joy#well done#[cue 10 minutes of injured anime sound fx]#KWAH!! HUHNNN!!! UWAHHH-- KYA! NAAAUUUGGHH!!! HYUHHHH~#IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!!#wizard battle
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i loved the reader who cant say no trope :') i used to be that way
CAN WE GET READER WHO IS SUPER ASSERTIVE AND HAS A THING FOR SPENCER WHO IS JUST LIKE IN BAMBOOZLES OF READER BEING SO COMFORTABLE SAYING NO AND BEING STRAIGHTFORWARD 🙏🙏
SIMP
I could not think of any way to write this well for a few days, so sorry for the late reply. Also, if you are reading this and you made a request, I promise I am getting to it, I've just been a bit swamped with work and writing this post.
Now then, no real warnings except some cringe in the way that reader relentlessly simps after Reid.
✨Enjoy!✨
Your first meeting with Spencer Reid was something he would never be able to forget, even with his eidetic memory. You waltzed up to him after one of his guest lectures with such confidence that he stood to the side, thinking that you would pass by him. But you didn't. You stopped in front of him, speaking words that he would have never had the courage to utter to someone: "Do you have a name, or can I call you mine?"
He remembers seeing the way your friends cringed behind you, the pick up line that left your lips clearly having made them uncomfortable. When he thought that you would move on after seeing the blush spreading all the way from his toes to his ears, thinking that maybe you coming to flirt with him was a dare, but you didn't. Instead, you uttered another sentence that he could feel himself cringe to as well, but you didn't seem to mind, your eyes too filled with determination to be put off by his facial expression at your request. "I lost my phone number, can I have yours?" He genuinely thought you were joking, but then you held out your phone to him.
In a stupor of confusion, Spencer entered his contact details, waiting for the punchline to come, proving that this truly was some sort of joke. Throughout the whole interaction he was wondering how someone as attractive as you would decide to come up to him of all people and used lines that not even Morgan had the guts to use to try and flirt with him.
It took a few weeks of you consistently sending him pick up lines along with good morning messages and invites to a date before he decided to ask Morgan for advice. It wasn't helpful. His friend had simply laughed in disbelief when told the story and was rendered speechless when he read the messages exchanged between you, most of them from your side. Spencer decided to go for it, after all, what was the worst that could happen, you hit him with another pick up line?
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It was worse, so much worse. When he arrived at the designated spot to find you before going to the movies he was met with a bouquet of red roses with branches of baby's breath spread in between. It was a beautiful arrangement he greatly appreciated, but the fact that you gave it to him the moment he stepped out of his car and into your view, as well as the fact that it was a very public display of affection sent Spencer reeling into a stuttering and blushing mess.
The movie you picked out was a romantic comedy, and although Spencer laughed quite a lot, he could not really enjoy the movie itself, too focused on the fact that you held his hand the moment the two of you sat down. It truly baffled Spencer how you could be so nonchalant about how you approached him, you did things he would not have even imagined in his wildest dreams to have the confidence to do.
At dinner, you decided to take him to your favorite restaurant. It was a quaint Italian place a few blocks down from the movie theater. The whole walk there you were full of energy, talking to him and listening to him spew random facts about things that happened in the movie. Your eyes held such pure adoration he wondered if he might have hung the stars in the sky without even realizing it.
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Spencer enjoyed his evening with you more than he ever had with anyone else he had gone out with before. As he lay in bed, thinking about the kiss you planted solidly on his cheek after he dropped you off at your apartment he wondered again how it was possible for someone so bright and confident to be as interested in him as you were.
As he drifted off to sleep, Reid wondered where this unfolding relationship with you would take him, and he could truly say that he was excited to see what would happen.
#bau#criminal minds x reader#criminal minds fic#criminal minds fluff#criminal minds#dr spencer reid#spencer reid x reader#doctor spencer reid#spencer reid#spencer reid fanfiction#spencer x reader#criminal minds fanfic
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shit like this is the sole reason i scurry back to twitter every like 8 business months and man. they've been dealing with their domain getting hijacked for the last, 19 hours? their twitter's been compromised andd whatever else. lads r going Thru it i guess
LMFAO is it just me or is furaffinity redirecting to kiwi farms rn
#genuinely bamboozled#rip i guess?#i feel like an ant trying to behold complex geometry like man i am not equipped to process Any of this#but aight
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So guess who’s dumbass didn’t realize Mumbo died and Jimmy beat the curse AGAIN till the very next day!?
No but I’ll all seriousness, I genuinely don’t know how I missed this but of Gem’s episode, I swear I watched it till the end so idk how I managed to not see this part -_-
but overall, I did enjoy this session!!! I really liked the wild card and I’m happy that Jimmy isn’t out first again!! Still rooting for him to win!!!! Also I’m totally (not) prepared for all the Grian-Mumbo angst that’s gonna come out of the fandom, might even make some myself actually ;)
once again I’m super happy that Jimmy beat the curse again!!! Here’s to one of the bamboozlers winning this season!!! (I know it’s unlikely but a girl can dream alright)
thats Jimmys watcher in the drawing btw, she’s just as excited as I am :3
#life series#art#traffic life#trafficblr#artwork#jimmy solidarity#fanart#wild life smp#wild life spoilers#wild life series#wild life fanart#life series smp#wild life session 5 spoilers#evo watchers
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wild life session 3 (cleo, tango, and scar's povs)
SNAILS SNAILS SNAILS SNAILS SNAILS OH MY GOD I LOVE THEM DEARLY they're all designed after the CCs :') i know they're deadly as HECK but genuinely that was stressful and entertaining and wow i am still in shock
JIMMY WHY WOULD YOU TAUNT DEATH BY CREEPER JIMMY WHY WHY WHY -
(about jimmy's death) "what moron would die to a creeper?" tango,,, oh tango,,, *double life and prev. wild life session flashbacks*
alright who gave tango some gifts of prophecy -
scar & lizzie thinking they're safe underground followed by lizzie's snail just BREAKING INTO THE SPAWNER ???? please you can hear it in their voices they're panicking 😭😭
4Gs (was it impulse that said it first) saying they're like snowbirds as they try to base closer to the rest of the server,,, more avian headcanons -
bdubs and scar's snails :') they DO look similar but bdubs has the wide grin and scar has the smirk that's so good - (more clockers brainrot but what if they were twins (cleo & etho i think say scar's the older one on stream so i'll roll with that))
impulse and pearl's deaths 😭😭 please a part of me wishes they get back to dark green next session but another part REALLY wants them to go red because,,, y'know,,, they do the stabbing and scott & cleo do the sweet talking,,,
etho and cleo showing each other their snails was a nice moment :') (sorry i'm a cletho girlie love me some divorced besties)
5Gs just doing a snail race from the forest up to the bamboozlers mountain :') they're like "yeah they can kill us but we can have fun with it :>"
etho walking up to impulse going all "i'm a tough guy !! >:] you don't want to try me !! >:]" and then cleo cuts in to his face with a diamond sword then goes "don't mess with my team mate" to ETHO SQUEALING ???? THEN GOING "i'm a tough guy i swear !!" HAHSJSJSHA man he's actually afraid of cleo 😭😭 your honor you were literally teamed with her in secret life calm down i thought it was a bit he does but really didn't mean it but no - (i like to think he got flashbacks to when cleo accidentally stabbed him with a sword in one of their secret life intros but this time they're not allied anymore so etho's genuinely like "oh they CAN stab me")
CLEO SCOTT AND IMPULSE WITNESSING ETHO BLOWN UP BY A CREEPER AFTER THE PREV 😭😭 LMAOOOO
TANGO BURNING BAMBOOZLERS BASE THEN JIMMY'S "TANGO NO I THOUGHT WE WERE FRIENDS!" as he tried to stop him,,, farewell ranchers love loses
SKIZZ KILLING SCAR BECAUSE JIMMY KILLED SKIZZ NOOOOO
SCAR WANTING TO END IT ALL WITH SCOTT AND LIZZIE PUSHING HIM AWAY FROM HIS SNAIL PLEASE this is the first wild life ep. i've seen from scar and he already sounds so done and wanting to kill skizz
TANGO WHY DID YOU JUST JUMP OFF THE TREEBARK BASE TO 1 HEART TANGO WHY WHY WHY - (i know i just said ranchers love loses but god these two are the CEOs of self-sabotage hey yall meet mr. "don't wanna die first from canary curse" and mr. "dies accidentally and unceremoniously ft. a bit of tnt")
"where's my snail -" *dies* *replays moment twice in video* tango i am cackling
"he's adorable and i hate his face" tango just summed up how all the lifers feel about their snails
joel's snail jumpscaring joel 😭😭
i know martyn told scar that he was thinking of brewing potions and etho told cleo, scott, and impulse about the trip to the nether but i didn't think they'd actually,,, brew potions and throw invis at a snail (see: eSCARgot)
scar helping jimmy with kills throughout the session,,,, turns out SCAR needs the kills more because he's frickin red now -
grian frantically typing in chat "END OF SESSION" the moment he realizes scar just went to red because his snail is invisible while skizz & tango are also red,,, (ngl i thought jimmy would be one of the red names but y'know this is way worst)
love cleo posing with their snail at the end of the session <3
fave snail designs: cleo, bigb, lizzie, scar, bdubs
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okay yall i have a question. i just finished reading the first book in the The False Prince series and am genuinely curious
no because like seriously i figured out the plot twist within the first five chapters- warning spoilers-
Like it was so obvious to me that he was actually the real prince, he constantly calls the prince an idiot and hates on the royal family and the confidence with which he treats himself, hes clearly the prince, but apparently no one else in my family saw it coming????? just collecting data- maybe ive read too many books and just expect stuff like this?
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Whole Sign vs Placidus
Disclaimer: this is my own personal experience with these house systems. And its kinda weirdly worded lol. My blog, my rules. Neptune = Bamboozlement. Fight me. This is a rant.
ya know, the way that I've come to reconcile Placidus and Whole Sign house systems is that I feel that Placidus is where I am psychologically but Whole Sign is just the reality of my life. I think noticed this really strongly in my Neptune placement, my Neptune is literally in the middle of nowhere in terms of aspects, it makes no major aspects to my personal planets really.
In Placidus it sits in my 10th house and I personally felt like my career was a bit of a conundrum for a very long time but in actuality I never really experienced any bamboozlement in terms of my public image and career. I think a lot of the confusion was normal(it felt enormous though)? Like just a normal amount of confusion at what I wanted to do with my life, always landed up in more venusian positions(handling people, design and artistic themes, somehow always moved to handle conflict) even when I did not want to be there(venus in the 10th conjunct mc in Whole sign, in placidus its in the 9th, like literally 1 degree away from the cusp, and i really romanticised higher education before I realized I hated structured education, but I think I will always romanticise intellectual topics and notions. My agnostic ass loves me some religious art even if I think that most religions are full of shit).
However, in Whole Sign my Neptune is in my 11th and that is genuinely the only part of my life where I experience frequent and consistent bamboozlement and it took me A VERY LONG TIME before I noticed. Like i literally only noticed it like 2 years ago. Every time I join any type of large friendship circle or any kind of network I always tend to see it through the rosiest of rose-coloured glasses and I am always left completely gutted and shocked when the truth comes out but FR, like if I'm being honest with myself, the signs were there the whole time and I often became really angry with anyone who questioned anything about these friend groups while I was in the thick of it.
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In the books Rand completely rejects his Aiel heritage. Jordan seemed to be going with telling the story of an adopted kid who decided only his adopted family mattered. But that's not the only way to tell that story so the show has the opportunity to do something different there if they want to. My preference would be not to have Rand reject his Aiel heritage but to refuse to abandon his Andoran heritage/Two Rivers upbringing. The Aiel canonically want him to become fully Aiel so for him to refuse to give up part of himself could be another way to frame it . They also resent the fact that Rand is only half Aiel and wasn't born in the Waste so they could do more of that imo
i'm trying to think of a useful response but my brain is too occupied by the sudden realization of the Bi Metaphor of rand being too aiel to fit in with wetlanders and too wetlander to fit in with aiel hahaha
anyway, from what i can remember, i don't know if i would say rand *completely* rejects his aiel heritage in the books (at least until the point when RJ himself shuffled the aiel off to the side in general because he wanted to play with the seanchan instead). i may be misremembering but i think rand DOES put in genuine effort to learn about aiel ways, but is just really bad at it and gets easily frustrated with trying to keep track of all the intricacies (which is completely understandable, especially since the aiel are making very little effort to adapt to HIS culture or meet him in the middle). and he IS curious about shaiel and janduin and is emotionally affected by hearing about them from the wise ones, even if he ultimately decides that tam and kari are his true parents (as he should! like you say, it's a great repudiation of the "blood family>adopted family" trope that is so prevalent in media and especially in fantasy where the Normie Adopted Family so often gets swept aside once the hero finds out about their Super-Special Secret Birth Family.)
and he knows that he needs to *be seen* adapting to aiel culture in some way in order to get the aiel's support, which is another interesting wrinkle in the whole situation, because his public behavior and his internal feelings are not necessarily aligned (i'm thinking of the alcair dal scene where i think all those lines about tam being his real father are just in his head as he's talking aloud to the aiel about being janduin's son). i'm not bothered by that sort of "i need to publicly buy into my aiel heritage but in my heart it's not who i am" attitude because i think it's pretty realistic for his situation. and maybe he starts shifting from "i just need to be seen doing this for political reasons" over to "i genuinely do respect aiel culture and want to learn about it, even if i'll never consider it MY culture" as he gets emotionally closer with aviendha and some of the other aiel.
but at the end of the day, while i like the aiel and find their culture interesting, i'm not nearly as invested in them as i get the sense many WOT fans are haha (see: me finding the glass columns sequence quite boring and being utterly bamboozled to discover that most readers list it as one of the best scenes in the series) and so i just don't feel very strongly about what route the show takes re: rand's relationship with aiel culture and his aiel heritage. and also probably have a fuzzy memory on a lot of the book details on this topic!
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this is quite ramble tbh but this thought has been sitting in my head for so long. as a poc obey me player i have this little self indulgent scenario where my mc is talking w the brothers and they ask about how mc dealt w all the bs the other demons were giving them about being a human. and my mc is like “racism exists in the human world too??” and it made me think about how out of touch the brothers are from the human world. like do they know anything from the last 500 years of human world?
The funniest thing to me is like yeah there's classism and racism (though I would argue it's more classism than racism) within the demons of the Devildom but it seems to be mostly based on "how able am i to kick your ass" hence the more magically and physically powerful demons end up in higher positions (and this makes much more sense when you learn that the Devildom had no laws until Diavolo's grandfather so it would have very literally been "survival of the fittest")
However if you take out the magical/physical strength factor: demons, as we see in the game, come in all shapes and sizes and from different cultures and are never treated differently based on that eg: the ant sized demons and the nightlantern people
So all I can imagine is demons being like:
Humans discriminate each other based on *rapidly check notes* skin...colour????? and where you come from and what you believe in???? Not on who can knock out the most teeth????????????????
Just absolutely bamboozled by it
Also about knowing what the human world is like, we find out in S3 that at least Mammon has a pretty good idea what the human world is like because of how often he visits it due to running errands for Lucifer, paying debts to the witches, visiting his kid - to the point that he blends in pretty easily unlike some people *cough*Satan*cough*
ALSO ALSO
It's not human world racism but Nightbringer shows that the 7 brothers have a pretty good idea of what racism actually is, given the way they're initially treated by civilians of the Devildom (eg: how they're kicked out of shops) and how they still seem to be treated by the nobility. "Fallen Angel" also seems to be a slur or something similar which I will never get over
We also get to see a lot of racism from the angels towards the demons in S1-4 and vice versa in Nightbringer. Also, of course, keep in mind that the Devildom and the Celestial Realm aren't actually Hell and Heaven and it's not a story of Evil vs. Good, so like Mammon and MC say in Nightbringer there's no actual difference between being an angel or a demon other than living in a strict society vs living in a free/chaotic society
And going on a tangent here because this interests me:
About the Sins vs Nobility and how they treat lesser demons
We never see the Sins, or Diavolo for that matter, treating lesser demons badly despite being some of the most high ranking demons in the realm:
• With Diavolo of course it'd go against his personality to treat them differently
• The second Dames event shows that the Sins seem to have more of a problem with the nobility than anything else
• Which is supported by how against them the nobility are in Nightbringer
• Through Mephisto, in the current time, we see that though this attitude has mellowed out it hasn't completely left
• Despite the Sins and the Nobility generally being in a similar station of power there's a huge difference between their attitudes towards the lesser demons
• Mephisto for instance is so rich that not only is Belphie shocked by it but Mephisto has also never eaten a burger before which is insane
• Meanwhile, all the Sins have frequently held working class jobs, either because they're genuinely trying to earn some money or because they're covering a shift for a friend
• In Nightbringer, despite thinking MC is a lesser demon they're never really treated differently by the Sins. If they are ordered around (which again is very rarely) it's because they're literally working for the Sins and if MC doesn't want to do what they're ordered to they just... don't and they face no consequences. The Sins also acknowledge and respect MC's competence and opinion.
• Meanwhile, in Nightrbringer we see Mephisto (who is literally and narratively a representative of the House of Lords and Nobility) thinking MC's a lesser demon; ignore MC, dismiss their opinion and expect to be shown out of RAD by them without even being asked which heavily implies that due to their perceived difference in position this is MC's duty even if they don't work for Mephisto/Diavolo/RAD
• The Sins seem to see more of themselves in the lesser demons than in the Nobility which makes sense when you consider how they came to the Devildom with nothing, had to rely on Diavolo to survive, still live in what is essentially a RAD dormitory and have to actually work and earn money to buy the things they want
• Whereas, the Nobility are probably demons who had to fight their way to the top long before Diavolo's grandfather introduced the laws and then spent generations at the top, amassing wealth and getting more than used to their set status quo
#asks#obey me spoilers#nightbringer spoilers#obey me#obey me shall we date#obey me!#shall we date? obey me!#swd obey me#swd obey me!#shall we date obey me#obey me! shall we date?#nightbringer obey me#obey me nightbringer#obey me! nightbringer#obey me mephistopheles#om mephistopheles#obey me! mephistopheles#om! mephistopheles#obey me main character#obey me mc#obey me mammon#obey me diavolo#om mammon#om! mammon#obey me! mammon#swd mammon#shall we date mammon#obey me mammon!#mammon obey me#obey me! mc
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I think that maybe it's time to make peace with no 8th ballon d'or might be happening (I said while crying) because between robot's performance in ucl and pee es gee doing what they're doing I have a bad feeling about this...
all bc the norwegian terminator's a goal machine.................... people can no longer separate the ballon d'or from the golden shoe the sport is so finished dawg
#genuinely when MESSI fans say things like 'tbqh if city wins the treble i see no problem with haaland getting the ballon d'or'#i am left utterly bamboozled. like i expect better ball knowledge from YOU lot at least??#you're praising haaland for the same thing you slander ronaldo for be serious now 😭😭#if there's any justice in this world messi will win the 8th even if city wins the fucking sextuple for all i care#it's pissing me off how even messi fc is undermining his wc campaign bc that /is/ what they're implying with these comments !#wallahi we're already witnessing the ballon d'or getting reduced to a mickey mouse award its joever#asks
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mcsm as my friends’ inside jokes
Ivor: “I helped you.Be thankful”
“You are a monster” Jesse said punching you weakly
Jesse (S2E4): -pretends to die-
Aiden: ADMIT DEFEST!
Aiden: *defeat
Aiden: I’m hate
Aiden: *here
Aiden: Founder what’s the worst thing ever?
Isa: no fighting in sky city
Aiden: -punches Isa-
Axel: I have common sense I just like to be a idiot.
Ivor: I want to bamboozle g abriel
Jesse: Weird is good. Weird is good. Weird is good.
Axel: True
Olivia: No
Ivor: Did you guys miss me?Like, even a tiny bit?
Soren: no
Binta: If you dont answer correctly you will never see me again
Kent: then goodbye
Hadrian: Some of the quests involve murder
Em: Ok
Romeo (S2E3 end): You’re all vial
Romeo: All of you
Romeo: And it is not it is a beautiful thing to want
Romeo: Hello
Petra at EnderCon: WHERE IS IVO
Petra: R
or
Jesse in BoomTown: WHERE IS MAGNU
Jesse: S
or
Lukas in the End: WHERE IS SORE
Lukas: N
Romeo: Xara you are dead to me
Xara: True
Soren: Guys I am to sad to say anything I will disappear into the shasows
Radar: I drank a box of grape juice
Radar: Does that count as wine
Jesse: Yes
*FBI barges into house*
Jesse @ Ivy: But troost me you looked like ivor and evertroong
Romeo: IT’S beacontown but night.
Romeo: Night is more edgier anyways.
Aiden: I am smarter than you think stabb
Jesse: Genuine concern
Aiden: I am smarter than you think stabb
Jesse: -nief noises-
Lukas: Want to see a story I made four years ago?
Jesse: Sure
Lukas: Ni
Jesse: Ivor is arupid
Lukas: RADAT IS IFFICIALLY MY FAVORITE CHILD
Cassie Rose: LUKAS KILLED SPARKLEZ
Lukas: no u
Jesse any QTE: *doges
Jesse: Really that’s all you���ve got
Isa: GIVE ME BAVK MY CITY
Isa: AIDEN
Axel: [cookies]
Axel: Mmmmmmm
Lukas: I won’t one
Axel: No! *locks the cookie door*
#mcsm#minecraft story mode#mcsm incorrect quotes#mcsm romeo#mcsm radar#mcsm jesse#mcsm aiden#mcsm isa#mcsm axel#mcsm ivor#mcsm olivia#mcsm soren#mcsm binta#mcsm kent#mcsm hadrian#mcsm em#mcsm xara#mcsm ivy#mcsm lukas#mcsm cassie rose#mcsm petra#mcsm magnus
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people are upset that they changed the events happening to make it be lestat that saved louis but am I the only one that loves armand a little more for taking advantage of this opportunity?
i truly believe that armand thought that louis didn’t love him, and that’s why he was content with picking the coven over louis.
it’s brings me back to look that he had on his face after the kiss of judas. we all know he had that look of deep regret because he betrayed louis but we thought that betrayal was because of what he did to claudia and madeleine.
only to find out that the regret came from him choosing to the kill the man that genuinely loved him in the end. he was trying to prevent another incident like what happened with lestat but louis actually loved him.
and when the opportunity of a 2nd chance presented itself, he took it.
I still love armand and this change just makes him that more heartbreaking, but that’s just me.
I also like the fact that the writers pulled the rug out from under all the book readers. y’all have been bamboozled and led astray 💀.
#iwtv#interview with the vampire#armand#I love that puppy eyed bastard 😭😭#he’s fucked up and we knew this already#cmon now don’t act surprised#iwtv spoilers
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Dutch Gets Bamboozled
Anon asked: The headcanons were incredible! You have skill! I'm not into men but your text made me wanna cuddle up with those sweet cowboys! 💕 Mayhaps I could request some Molly with Female!S/O? When I played through Rdr2 i saved up so much money during the gameplay i could have sponsored the Tahiti trip singlehandedly so I'd love a scenario where lady reader has tons saved up and scoops Molly from under Dutches nose and they escape together! You can write it how you like but i'd love Dutches reaction!
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I am glad that I can make you want to cuddle soft cowboys lol and you have said something that is so damn relatable. Like c’mon Dutch- take my money Dutch- It was so painful to have all that money and not be able to get their asses in gear
Anyway, this buttered my biscuits. I hope I was able to get Molly’s character down but either way, I had so much fun writing this!
#Gotta steal Dutch’s woman
Originally published on January 12, 2020
Molly O’Shea x Female Reader
Warnings: Technical cheating of a relationship, fluff, Dutch gets bamboozled
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Your blood is boiling. The scene you had just witnessed yet again is getting to you. The sweet angel you have grown to love had just tried yet again to vie for her current lover’s attention only for him to speak down on her. How the hell can Dutch ignore such a Goddess? He just left with Morgan and a few others for some “important” mission that he thinks will give him everything.
Molly O’Shea, the beautiful fiery woman just isn’t getting the attention and love she deserves. She deserves so much more, especially in this cursed, hot, and sweaty forsaken swamp that surrounds Shady Belle. In short, it’s making you angry.
However, in these times, thankfully she’s been coming to you. Out of everyone in camp she chooses you when things go wrong. It would’ve made you feel used but you can see her slowly realizing that she deserves better. That the man she loves had been using her.
That her affections are growing for you and she’s slowly yearning for it.
Your heartbeat speeds up slightly as her gaze turns your way. The frown on her lips immediately turning upside down as you give her a gentle wave her over to your tent. Her graceful steps make you want to swoon.
“Miss (Last Name),” She greets.
Her voice is a slightly teasing tone since she knows how much you hate it when she is formal with you. You ignore it though knowing she needs loving attention from you.
“Molly, Love, I got ya this beauty of a scarf if you are willing to take it.”
You go into your suitcase and reach the carefully folded scarf made of the softest and most expensive material. A small gasp escapes her when she sees it. You hand it to her and she is so gentle in grabbing the scarf.
Instead of the usual thank you, Molly, seems hesitant before looking at you with determination. “I thought about your offer and I… accept,” Molly says in a slight whisper.
You are in absolute shock. The offer you gave her was months ago at Horseshoe Overlook, just when Dutch started to be terrible to her. You had jokingly said you both could run away. You never brought it up again from how loyal to Dutch she was until she was the one to bring it up at the next temporary camp near Clemons Point. Asking why and how. That’s where your flirtations were revealed to be truthful to her. That you like her and she started to accept your advances.
Sure, the money was definitely a big thing for her. However, it turned to be more when she realized you were the only one who genuinely liked her and the way she acts. She needs to feel secure and the amount you had showed her a while back as surely tripled for this very moment. The moment where she is finally yours as you had been hers.
You lick at your lips from the small bit of anxiety you feel.
“Molly, I am so pleased to hear this but are you sure? If Dutch ever finds us after, he may kill us. Of course, I would never let him but I can’t lie to you about that possibility-“
Molly cuts you off with a quick kiss to the lips. Your brain short-circuits as she grabs your hand and leads it to wrap the scarf around her shoulders.
“I’m sure (Name). I… Want to live an extravagant life with you,” Molly replies with the certainty you needed to hear.
You nod your head and smile at the view before you. She sure does look lovely in the scarf you picked out. Yes, a queen meant to be.
“If you truly accept go pack your things, Darling. We’ll leave before they get back and I promise you, in a couple of weeks we’ll be living that beautiful life you deserve.”
~*~
“Where the goddamn hell are they?!” Dutch screeches waking up quite a few people in the dark hours.
Arthur, John, and Hosea race into the house towards Dutch’s sleeping chambers. They all share a look with each other before they glance at their boss who is shaking with rage. The room was empty before but it appears emptier upon coming back from their mission.
“What’s up Dutch?” Arthur calls a bit hesitant.
Dutch turns around and points to his empty tent, “It would appear that Miss O’shea and (Last Name) took my goddamn books!”
Hosea glances into the tent and goes to pick up a singular paper on a dresser. He reads it out loud, “Should’ve appreciated the treasure you had and should’ve taken my own money when I offered. If fate is kind we’ll never see each other again. Thanks for the adventure so far Boss. Yours truly, (Name).”
They couldn’t help it. They really couldn’t. Arthur and John had to leave the building in order to have a good laugh at their boss who couldn’t keep the one woman who was ready to die for him, taken away by a true lady lover.
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Seriously though this would’ve bruised Dutch’s ego big time
The betrayal of this act would’ve made him even madder
Like he considers himself a casanova, so a lady stealing his own woman from him would’ve been absolutely mind blowing to him
He probably thought you liked him as well if you were that close to Molly to begin with
And that would’ve made him feel cheated/made a fool but he’ll try and play it off hence the “My books!”
Molly was the one who took the books since he always had his nose buried in one
Molly would be petty enough to steal that and much more and I am living for that idea
If he knew where they were I think he would’ve gone after them because no one messes with Dutch and gets away with it, but considering how much was already on his plate he wouldn’t
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