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headcanon- steve secretly being insanely good at something, maybe chess or something similarly associated with intelligence. when everyone finds out they are surprised and doubtful leading steve to have the realization "oh. you guys genuinely think I'm stupid."
Steve loved seeing how things worked, he had since he was too young to actually figure things out by himself.
He got caught pulling apart his dadâs office calculator when he was nine, insisted he could put it back together, and did.
It took him a week, but he did it.
Then it was the house phone.
Then his desk lamp.
The toaster.
He always got them back together and working, but his parents werenât very pleased if they caught him in the process.
Still, he loved the feeling of understanding how certain wires connecting meant something would light up or how one color wire would make something produce a number and another would produce power.
He continued doing it with random objects for years.
The concussions made it harder, his vision going blurry if he focused a little too long on a small part of the technology, his frustration making it even worse.
When Eddie found out, he gave him an old amp that wasnât working anymore, said it probably would never work again but he could take a look inside.
Steve got it working in two days.
Wayne gave him their VHS player when it stopped rewinding, didnât want to have to buy a new one even if they did have the money for it now. He had it fixed in four hours.
The oven in the new Munson home randomly stopped working, so of course Steve was called.
He came during Hellfire, ignoring the strange looks as he waved and made his way straight to kitchen.
He got to work, humming to himself as he made sure electricity was cut off from it, that there was no gas hookup anywhere, and pulled it from the wall.
The wiring inside was relatively straightforward, and he saw the problem almost immediately.
A loose wire connecting from the heat source to the controls. Easy fusing. Done.
He tested to make sure it was fixed, and ten minutes later, he was calling Wayne at work on the house phone to let him know it was fixed.
When he turned around, Dustin and Lucas were standing in the doorway, mouths open.
âYouâll catch flies like that. You know Eddie leaves the windows open all the time.â
âYou fixed the oven?â
âUh. Yeah?â
âBy yourself? Like the inside of it?â
âYeah?â
âHow? Thatâs so many wires and stuff.â
âItâs not that hard.â
âThatâs like, electrical engineering shit.â
Steve realized what was happening just as everyone else walked into the kitchen.
âOh. You guys donât think Iâm smart enough.â
He felt like he hit a brick wall.
âWhatâs going on?â Eddie came to stand next to Steve, arm wrapping around his waist.
âWe didnât know Steve was smart.â
The words were unintentionally harsh, but Steve and Eddie flinched anyway.
âSteveâs incredibly smart. He fixes all kinds of things.â
âEds, itâs fine.â
âItâs not fine. They know better than to make assumptions about someone based on grades in school or how they understand certain things.â
Steve shrunk into Eddieâs side, doing his best to hide his face while he held back tears.
âYou can all apologize or you can leave.â
There was silence for a moment and Steve was almost convinced that theyâd all left.
He turned his head to see everyone staring at him.
âWeâre sorry, Steve. Really. Eddieâs right. We shouldnât have assumed you werenât super smart just because you didnât do well in school or donât understand us when we ramble.â
Will was always a good kid, maybe his favorite at the moment.
ââS okay guys.â
Eddieâs fingers tightened on his waist for a moment.
âSo do you fix all kinds of stuff or just appliances?â
âI like to take stuff apart and put it back together. Sometimes I just end up fixing something along the way.â
âSo you could look at my walkie?â Max piped up. âIt keeps going to static in the middle of me talking.â
âSure. Probably just a disconnected wire between the speaker and the button.â
Max beamed back at him, not just happy he would try to fix it, but proud.
Everyone started asking if he could fix things they had, surprised when he agreed to it all.
They filtered back out to the dining room area where they played, except for Dustin.
âWhatâs up?â
âIâm sorry. I didnât mean to say that youâre stupid or anything. I know youâre not stupid. I was just surprised. I shouldnât have been; youâre always finding the crossed wires with us and fixing those.â
Steve pulled him into a hug.
âPeople arenât nearly as easy as electronics, dude.â
âYeah, but you make it look that way.â
Steve quickly became the groupâs engineer, always fixing what was broken, whether it was a flashlight or a bad day. He was pretty good at putting things and people back together.
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What do you think Aventurine would be like as a boss?
Aventurine's first character story tells us that people both outside the IPC and internal to the Strategic Investment Department are explicitly racist toward him, so I would say first that I suspect Aventurine's team is much, much smaller than other Stonehearts like Topaz. For example, we constantly see Topaz's dumb "support squad" following her around in most of the events she shows up in, while we've never been introduced to a single "Aventurine support squad" member.
My suspicion is that, between the rampant racism and the undoubtedly common rumors about Aventurine's dangerous behavior, very few people are even willing to be put on his team in the first place. I suspect he's much more likely to be paired up with one or two "strategic partners" (like Ratio) and sent to handle things that way, rather than actually having a large group of underlings he directly supervises.
But just logistically speaking I'm sure he does have a few underlings, and I think... He's probably a very difficult person to work for, for a couple reasons:
He will almost certainly beat assholes to the punch. If a majority of the people who have been assigned to work with him don't want to be there, you can bet he's not going to wait around for new people to prove they are racist garbage. I imagine that, for the most part, he's off-putting and offensive to new people from the get-go. You ask which desk is yours and he just goes "Oh, feel free to set your things anywhere!" then turns around like: "Wowwww. Jim, this rookie is trying to steal the desk you've had for ten years! How inconsiderate our new friend is proving to be~!" New people on his team probably have the worst few weeks of their lives. (Because... If people are going to hate him on principle alone, he might as well give them a reason, right?) However, this has the effect of weeding out most of the people who are incapable of dealing with Aventurine's antics, so I imagine that the few who persevere through the hazing are probably genuinely decent folks. Those that make it past the initial "Let's see how much you hate Sigonians and disrespect me personally" vibe check probably end up on Aventurine's good side, and I think he eventually eases off his newbies after a while. (Not before they've proven their exceedingly high tolerance for shenanigans and even higher ceiling for shock factor, though. If a new employee makes it past the first month of working for Aventurine, literally nothing else will ever phase them. An elephant-sized Warp Trotter could warp them all six galaxies over and they'd just be like "Anyone got a working cell? I need to tell my babysitter I won't be back by 9.")
I think he's just never there. Absentee boss in the extreme. It's not that he ever slacks or doesn't do the work--it's just that he's constantly going off and doing the missions all on his own. It doesn't matter how many times the higher-ups assign him to do a team task, tell him he has to take the full squad... He just scampers off and does the deal entirely on his own, comes back covered in blood, and is like "Hey guys, I took care of the problem; enjoy some comp time on me!" I don't think he drags his average-level underlings into his dangerous gambles; I think he just does all the work with their clients by himself or with a high-caliber partner. You would think this would make him a great boss to work for, but I implore to put yourself in such an employee's shoes: You go into the office every morning only to see your to-do list is empty. Your boss isn't there to give you any new direction. After twiddling your thumbs for four hours, you find out the reason he isn't in the office this morning is that he's recovering from betting he could take an entire pack of Borisin in a fist fight. He's not in the hospital because of the fight (which he won). He's in the hospital because he was then promptly shot in the back by the guy he was betting with. Why is your life like this? Why must you be subjected to the soap opera of your boss's own self-destructive spiral?
Even when he's around, he's probably weirdly awkward. Don't get me wrong, I bet when he's in a good mood he throws all kinds of extravagant parties in the office, and his employees would never lack for bonuses and perks. But I think he has never really bothered to learn--or perhaps simply does not care--about normal managerial behaviors and boundaries. Like, you slip up and tell him your mother-in-law is in the hospital. He comes back five minutes later to tell you he's just bought six bouquets (sent from your address), commissioned a personally embossed card for her with your monogram, and contracted the services of the best-reviewed individualized medical team in Pier Point under your name. He's patting himself on the back for being an incredibly thoughtful boss. You don't know how to tell him that you haven't spoken to your mother-in-law in years, not since her last attempt to poison you. Every six months he buys the whole team new cars. You have no idea what to do with all these cars. It's too many cars. Put some cars back. He calls everyone his "friend," but even after working for him for years, you still have absolutely no idea about his likes, dislikes, or hobbies outside of the IPC. You could not name his favorite food if someone put a gun to your head. Does he exist outside of the workplace? You literally can't imagine him anywhere but on a mission or at a poker table. He's constantly bringing an "I am the party!" vibe to the room, but everyone else is a bored 8-5 worker who doesn't have a drop of enthusiasm left in their veins. It's like when a singer asks the audience to cheer along with a song, but nobody in the audience makes a peep. Absolutely no one in the IPC cubicles can match his particular freak. Aventurine's a smooth-talker and a street-smart cookie for sure, but something about the way his smile looks like it's made out of plastic when anyone tries to engage him in chitchat at the water cooler gives you the vague impression that he's probably never had an actual friend in his life. If "uncanny valley" was a vibe a workplace could have, Aventurine's office would have it.
Long story longer, I think Aventurine has very few people willing to tolerate him as a boss, whether because they are racist or simply because his quirks are just too quirky. However, I like to imagine the few who have hung in there are ride or die. You know they have an "Aventurine Protection Squad" group chat. They probably all wear peacock-teal and gold accessories in solidarity. They have definitely disappeared people for talking shit on their boss before. Aventurine has no idea how much they actually like him.
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coming soon to tumblr | handyman!harry
821 word teaser - 10k+ one shot already posted on Patreon.
One shot summary: When you inherit your aunt's estate after she passes away, you hire Harry to fix up the old house but that's not all he winds up being good for. Based on this request.
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Everything flowed so nicely with Harry. He was easy to talk to and you trusted that he knew what he was doing. And it didnât hurt that his voice was soothing and deep and slow. You could listen to him talk about solid hardwood versus engineered hardwood all day long if he let you.
âWell, Iâll be heading out now I guess. Be back first thing in the morning and start on this porch.â
You walked him to his big truck and shook his hand again, thanking him for taking the job and feeling a bit overwhelmed and emotional at everything.
Overwhelmed because Harry was so genuinely kind and you knew immediately you could trust him completely. Which just added to his charm and sex appeal. You really tried to push down the fact that he was so stunningly attractive because that wasnât going to do you any good. And even though Mr. George told you he was single, you couldnât imagine that was true. Someone as yummy-looking and kind-hearted as Harry? There was no way he wasnât at least seeing someone.
But you were also emotional because you were finally going to get to see your aunt Gaylaâs house restored to its original glory. It was going to be a real labor of love but it felt so good to be doing it. You had never felt so sure you were on the right path in life until that day. Until Harry arrived with his big truck and assured you that youâd get everything you wanted and that it would end up being even better than before.
And for the first time since you moved into that old house, you sat down and began to write. Youâd gotten nearly ten thousand words written and were awake well into the wee hours of the morning typing away with the sudden inspiration youâd gotten. You fell asleep with your laptop next to you when you couldnât hold your eyes open any longer.
You were woken to the sound of pounding and clanking and creaking which had you startled as you sat up in your bed and looked around your bedroom. The sun filled the space with light and you picked up your cellphone to note the time and saw a missed call from Harry.
Wrapping your robe around yourself you ran down the stairs all frazzled and rushed and burst onto the front porch, tripping over a stack of fresh boards and landing on your knees and palms like an idiot.
âHey⊠heyâŠâ you heard Harryâs deep voice from behind you as he slid his hands under your arms to help you up, âYou okay?â
âOh my godâŠâ you croaked out the first words of the day from your throat, âI just woke up and realized you were here and⊠Sorry!â
He turned you to face him and looked down over your knees and lifted your palms upward to inspect, âLetâs get you cleaned up. Took quite the spill there. Sorry, I shouldnât have stacked those boards right there.â
You felt your heart calm as he led you into your kitchen. He was so gentle with you, which for some reason you hadnât expected. You knew he was kind but this seemed very much outside of the scope of his job description, âNo, itâs fine! Itâs me. Iâd probably trip over the boards no matter where you had them stacked. Iâm a bit of a nervous nelly. And when I woke up I just⊠I was startled. Fell asleep late and didnât set an alarmâŠâ
Harry grinned at you as you ran your faucet and put your hands under it, âItâs fine. No need to rush or get all riled up. I got here a bit early and when you didnât answer I just figured Iâd start on the porch. Think Iâll replace your doorbell as well. Itâs not working either.â
You dried your hands and smiled at Harry, âIâll get you a key before you leave today. In case Iâm not here or Iâm sleeping again. Sorry⊠I just had this burst of inspiration last night and typed until I passed out. ItâsâŠâ
âYouâre fine,â you watched his eyes drop down to your torso and then bounce back up quickly to your face.
When you looked down at yourself you realized your robe was twisted and while all your bits were covered, they were barely covered.
âJesus fucking Christ⊠Iâm sorry, Harry. Iâm a messâŠâ you pulled the material into place and adjusted the robe.
Harry put his hands at the tops of your arms, âHey⊠youâre fine. Take a breath. Itâs a beautiful morning and the birds are singing, and just look at this viewâŠâ he motioned toward your window where you could see trees and lush green grass stretch along the front of the house, âNow⊠Do you have some alcohol to clean up the cuts on your knees?â
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series masterlist | last part â next part
pairing: modern!college!steve harrington x fem!reader, bestfriend!eddie munson x fem!reader
word count: 3.9k words
warnings: explicit language, a bit of angst, (nothing else really?)
summary: game night at the apartment proves that you and steve are a surprisingly good team
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Fall Semester 2015
Your first thought was that maybe you heard him wrong.Â
But, it was pretty hard to hear the sentence, âI have a crush on a girl in my Statistics classâ wrong.Â
You wondered how you looked right then. You felt surprisedâ more so absolutely stunnedâ but you hoped that Eddie couldnât see that, and you were quickly turning your head away from him to make sure of it. You pretended that you suddenly needed to grab something from your bag that sat next to you on the bench you two were sitting on, which was right outside the building that you needed to be in in ten minutes for your last class of the day.Â
You pulled out your water and took a long, tentative sip from the bottle as you simply nodded at Eddieâs statement.Â
Your mind was blank, but you knew that you needed to say something in response to his happily spoken words. All you could think right then was that this was inevitable. Of course, heâd end up liking someone, and of course, it would happen sooner rather than later. Â
Selfishly, you had hoped it would be you. Now you just felt pretty stupid.Â
âThatâs cool,â You finally said as you placed your water bottle in your lap. âWhatâs her name?â
âChrissy,â Eddie answered. âAt first, it just felt like a dumb crush because we only sat next to each other on the first day of class and I borrowed a pen from her, and that was the only time we talked. But we were grouped together on this project and we got to know each other a lot over the past couple of weeks.âÂ
He was smiling the entire time he talked and he looked so damn happy; the kind of happy that if the circumstances were the tiniest bit different, you wouldâve felt just as happy for him too.Â
You wondered if this was how he had looked for the last few weeks, and if you somehow completely missed it; completely missed any and all of the signs of him slowly falling for someone right before your eyes.Â
You replayed the past few weeks in your mind to see if you had somehow missed the obvious, but nothing seemed like it had been too different from the normal that you and Eddie had developed since you became friends. Most of your nights were still spent across the hall in his dorm room whenever your roommate was being annoying, and most of your nights still consisted of him showing you songs from a band he loved or you making him watch a movie that was one of your favorites but he had somehow never seen before.
âWe both equally suck at Statistics, so we probably did horrible on the project, but weâre going on a date next Friday,â Eddie told you and you only nodded in response.Â
You needed to say actual words, it had been way too long since youâd spoken, but you had no idea what would be the right thing to say. You couldâve said that the timing for the date made perfect sense, it was right after finals and the semester would be over too so there wouldnât be any school stress, but the words wouldnât form on your lips, nothing would.Â
You were suddenly glad that you had a class in a few minutes because that meant that you had a plausible reason to end the conversation and head inside of the old building that was to your left. This would probably be the first time that you wouldnât despise sitting through an hour-long European History lecture.Â
âThatâs great, Eds,â You said and forced a smile that you hoped seemed genuine. You put your water back in your bag and then slung it over your shoulder. âI need to head to class. The professor is an asshole when it comes to people being late and I donât want him to start hating me now when thereâs only two more classes left. So, Iâll see you later and you have to tell me more about, um, Chrissy.â
Eddie nodded, still smiling. âYeah, definitely, I think youâd like her.âÂ
âCool,â You said as you stood up from the bench. âSee you later.âÂ
You gave him a final smile before turning away and heading inside the building where your class was. You let out a soft sigh and felt the fake smile drop from your face as you pulled open the obnoxiously heavy door and walked toward the elevators.Â
For the first time probably ever, you actually wanted to pay full attention to what your professor was droning on and on about because it would help push your thoughts away from everything else. But your mind was a traitor and it only wanted to focus on everything that Eddie had just said to you.Â
It was just a first date, but there was something about the way he smiled as he talked about her and how happy he seemed about everything that let you know that one date wouldnât be the end of it.Â
You kept telling yourself that you were thinking way too far ahead for no reasonâ most first dates ended up going nowhere anyway. But sometimes it actually felt better to prepare for the worst than simply hope for the best.
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Spring Semester 2018
The tradition started when Talia brought home Monopoly in October.Â
In hindsight, what should have happened following that night was it shouldâve made you all realize that playing games together was a horrible idea. Because what ensued that night was six hours of near friendship-ending arguments and competitiveness. The only reason why Robin ended up winning was because by three in the morning, everyone else was sick of arguing and just wanted to go to sleepâ Eddie had tapped out at midnight and fell asleep on the couch as the rest of you kept playing around the coffee table for a few more hours.Â
Instead of that night scaring you all away from ever wanting to play any sort of game with one another again, it was simply decided that you all just wouldnât play Monopoly againâ except on super rare occasionsâ and youâd do a once a month game night with other games instead. Because even though a monthly game night with the five of you sounded very deadly, it also sounded very fun.Â
It was a weird kind of environment that you were actually a little scared to throw Steve into. However, at this point, it had to happen. Mainly because you were already waving at him as he walked across the parking lot of your apartment building and headed toward you.
âIâm just now realizing that youâre probably gonna hate me for putting you through all of this tonight,â You said once Steve was close enough to you and started stepping through the door you pushed open for him. âJust remember that you wanted to come.âÂ
âHello to you too,â He said as he started walking with you toward the elevators at the end of the hall. âHow scary is this game night gonna be? Does the loser get murdered at the end or something?âÂ
âOh yeah, I forgot to tell you about the fifth roommate we had who was really terrible at charades so we had to sacrifice her. It was a whole thing. Donât tell anyone, though,â You said and he let out a laugh at that. You shook your head after a second. âNo, but things just get intense and stupidly competitive, so this might actually be the worst way for you to meet everyone.âÂ
âI can get really competitive too.â
You couldnât entirely tell if he was joking or not, but you still nodded anyway. âOkay, in that case, youâll fit right in.âÂ
âSo, I know Eddie was fine with me coming,â Steve started as you two waited for the elevator; it would either take ten seconds to come or five minutes, somehow there was never any in-between. âBut was everyone else?â
Surprisingly enough, Robin, Vickie, and Talia were actually completely okay with itâ maybe even too okay with it. A part of you expected it to be the opposite because, even though it was never outwardly stated that game night was a âsacredâ thing, it did feel like something that was meant just for the five of you. However, they wanted to meet Steve because it was unanimously agreed that you wanting to bring him to game night was a huge deal.Â
âYeah, theyâre fine with it too. And they really want to meet you,â You answered, the elevator doors opening as you spoke. You both stepped in and you pressed â7â and then kept talking. âNone of us ever want to bring other people to game night, so me asking you to come is kind of a big deal in their eyes.â
âOkay, thatâs good. They believe we like each other.â
âActually, since weâre seeing each other four days in a row now, they think weâre madly in love,â You told him with a laugh and roll of your eyes. You had to admit, though, if the tables were turned you would be thinking the exact same thing for any of them.Â
âHonestly, that makes sense,â Steve responded. âIâve never seen a girl I just met multiple days in a row, and I probably never would unless I was really into her.âÂ
âOr unless you want to fake date her.â
He laughed. âYeah, that would also count.â Â
The elevator ride was quick and it wasnât until you and Steve were a few feet away from your apartment and moments away from stepping inside that you thought about something.Â
You abruptly stopped walking and turned to look at him. âShit, I should probably brief you on everyone so you can make a good impression or whatever. You obviously already know Eddie so I donât need to tell you anything about him. But, anyway, Robinâs probably gonna be a little mean to you at first, but itâs only because she wants to play the âoverprotective parentâ role right now, not because she doesnât like you. If she actually doesnât like you she wonât talk to you for the rest of the night after the first conversation. And then Vickieââ
âItâs okay, you donât have to do this,â Steve interrupted with a quick shake of his head. âIâm good at making people like me.âÂ
There was the smallest part of you that wanted to roll your eyes at him saying that, but instead, you simply nodded. âOkay, but just donât be too charming and nice, I know theyâll definitely hate that.âÂ
He looked at you, confused. âTheyâll hate it if Iâm too nice?â
You nodded immediately. âYes, because itâll seem fake. Just be, like⊠averagely nice.â
âWhat does that even mean?âÂ
âHonestly, I donât know,â You shrugged. âJust be normal, I guess.â
You stepped closer to the unlocked door, but before you pushed it open, you reached out to grab Steveâs hand and linked it with yours. You noticed him glance down at your now intertwined hands and then give you a look that you couldnât decipher.Â
âWhat?â You asked.
âYou hated holding hands with me last night.â
âI was way too in my head then,â You told him. âI feel better about everything now. Kinda. And everyone already thinks we really like each other, so we need to look like it.âÂ
âSo, you wonât cringe again if I put my arm around you?â
âNope, weâre dating so Iâd actually love it if you did that,â You told him and plastered on a sweet smile.
Steve laughed a bit. âIâll keep that in mind.âÂ
âAlso, I didnât cringe when you did it last night. I was just surprised.âÂ
He gave you an amused look. âOkay, sure.âÂ
âAnd by the end of the night, I was much more okay and normal about it,â You added.Â
Before he could potentially say anything in response to your words, you were putting an abrupt end to the conversation and finally opening the apartment door with your free hand.Â
Everyone was still in the same spot that they had been in when you left to get Steveâ settled in the living room on the small couch and loveseat, and a handful of board games scattered on the coffee table.
âEveryone, this is Steve,â You said, grabbing their collective attention and keeping the introduction as simple as possible. âSteve, this is everyone. Talia, Robin, and Vickie.â You pointed them out in that order and then you gestured to Eddie who was sitting on the couch next to Vickie. âAnd you already know Eddie.â
Quick âHiâsâ and âHelloâsâ were said along with friendly smiles and Steve returned it all with a smile and âHey, nice to meet you guysâ of his own. It was a little hard to pretend that this didnât feel entirely weird and out of place. The first time you were introducing your friends to a guy, and of course it was a guy that you were pretending to like and be with. And instead, the guy that you actually wanted to be with was only feet away and still felt entirely unattainable.
You were moments away from suddenly spiraling and overthinking everything that you were currently doing, but you didnât get the chance to do so because Robin was standing up and joining you and Steve by the now shut front door.
âCan I steal him for a sec?â
You nodded as you dropped Steveâs hand. âBe nice, Rob.âÂ
She only smiled at you in response.Â
You walked over to the couch, joining everyone else, and leaned against the arm of it. âDid you guys finally decide on what weâre playing first?âÂ
âWe will be starting things off with a heated game of Pictionary,â Vickie answered.
âI personally wanted to play charades first, but I was sadly outvoted,â Talia told you.Â
âI wouldâve voted with you, Tal,â You said.Â
She smiled at that and then looked at Eddie and Vickie. âShall we do a revote?âÂ
Eddie shook his head, laughing a bit. âOne vote wonât change the outcome.âÂ
âExactly,â Vickie said with a nod.
âBut,â Talia started. âSteve will probably also vote our way, for obvious reasons, and then itâll be three against three.â
You turned your attention away from the brewing argument, which you knew would only be the first of many for the night, and looked at Robin and Steve.Â
Apparently, Robin was done with doing the overprotective parent spiel because she was laughing and nodding at something Steve had said, and you truly wondered what they were talking about. Maybe he really wasnât exaggerating when he said that he was good at making people like him.Â
She said one final thing to him and then turned away, meeting your eyes and mouthing a âHeâs coolâ to you before taking her spot back next to Vickie on the couch.Â
Instead of waving Steve over to where you were still leaning against the arm of the couch, you went over to him. You wanted to ask what Robin had just said to himâ it was pretty clear that the short conversation went perfectly fine but you were still curiousâ but Steve spoke before you could.Â
âIt smells really good in here.âÂ
âYeah, Talia made cinnamon rolls,â You said and gestured to where they sat in the kitchen, still cooling on the stove. âDefinitely eat one later if you want an easy way for her to like you.âÂ
âGot it.â
âWhat did Robin say to you?âÂ
âI was told to never speak about any of what was said,â He told you, giving you a small teasing smile. âBut, Iâll say that even though Iâve never seen The Godfather, that conversation is what I imagine that movie is like.â
âWhat? The Godfather? She was literally laughing and smiling.â
âThat was way after she told me in a very serious voice that sheâd castrate me if I ever hurt you,â He responded and then immediately rolled his eyes at himself when he realized that he accidentally just told you what was supposed to be ânever spoken about.â âShit.âÂ
You let out a laugh. âIf this was a normal situation, I think my friend threatening to cut off your dick wouldâve immediately scared you off.â
âYes, it for sure wouldâve, but good thing this isnât a normal situation.â
âGreat thing.â
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For the first time probably ever, winning any game tonight wasnât what was mainly on your mind.Â
If this was any other game night, you wouldâve joined in the argument about how the points were being stupidly disturbed during the Mario Kart tournament, or the one about Eddie and Talia accidentally, on purpose, going over the time during two of their rounds for charades, which they both vehemently denied even though the evidence was pretty clear.  Â
However, tonight, you were worried about other things. Worried about if you looked more comfortable with Steve than how you felt last night at the bar. If you looked like you were âmadly in loveâ with him like everyone had playfully assumed you were. If any of what you two were doing even seemed believable to your friends.Â
âEverythingâs going fine,â Steve had assured you during the first brief âintermissionâ that happened after the final round of Pictionary. You two were grabbing cinnamon rolls in the kitchen, as per his request. You loved anything that Talia made, but you werenât really in the mood to eat, so you just stood by as Steve ate his. âYouâre thinking too much.â
âI keep forgetting that youâve only known me for four days, but overthinking things is kind of my default setting,â You responded.
You broke his gaze and turned your head, immediately spotting Eddie across the room. He smiled at you when his eyes met yours and you instinctively smiled back and then just as quickly looked away because you were certain that your mind would head down another spiraling path if you looked at him any longer.
For the most part, though, you were still having fun. Kinda.Â
After brutally losing at Pictionary, Steve was not lying when he said that he sucked at drawing, you and him were actually good at other stuff. Robin and Vickie won almost everythingâ whenever they paired up together on game nights they were always a pretty much unstoppable teamâ but you and Steve were at least able to come in second place for most of the games.Â
He also wasnât lying when he said that he was pretty competitive too. He fit in almost too perfectly with the chaotic energy of everyone else and it was surprising but also nice to see. It was probably the only part of the night that didnât worry you.Â
âYou were right. Tonight went well,â You told Steve as you walked him to his car at the end of the night. The time was close to midnight, but it didnât necessarily feel that late. âI think weâre actually pretty good at this.âÂ
âGames or fake dating?â
âSurprisingly both.âÂ
It was quiet for a second and then you were breaking the silence with something other than the âByeâ that probably shouldâve been said.Â
âI meant to ask this earlier, but have you told your parents about âusâ yet?âÂ
âNot yet, but Iâll probably do it in a day or two. We donât talk that often.â
âOkay, so Iâll hold off on stressing out about having to meet them,â You said, only slightly joking with your words. âHonestly, this entire night felt like you met my family.â
âSeriously?â He asked.Â
You gave him a quick nod in response. âYeah, I was pretty nervous about how all of this would go earlier.â
âSo what would it feel like meeting your actual parents?âÂ
You thought about his question for a second, but you couldnât think of a simple enough answer that would sum up every thought that suddenly came to mind.
âI donât know, honestly,â You shrugged. You couldâve explained furtherâ talked about how the relationships with your friends somehow made much more sense, and at times felt even more significant, than the relationships you had with your parentsâ but you didnât want to say any of that right then, and Steve didnât ask you to elaborate, so you didnât.Â
Another stretch of silence prevailed and if you really wanted to, you couldâve come up with something to say, but the conversation simply felt as if it was at its natural end.
You were suddenly realizing that you werenât sure what you and Steve were aside from fake boyfriend and girlfriend. This didnât necessarily feel like a friendship because you still felt as if you barely knew him, but the two of you definitely werenât fully strangers anymore either.Â
In the weirdest way what you two were doing felt equivalent to a group project; forced together for specific circumstances and once it was done that would be it.
âOkay⊠Well, see you later, partner,â You said before realizing that he didnât know about the group project analogy that you just thought of.
Steve gave you an amused smile and nodded. âYeah, see you later.â
You decided against watching him get in his car and drive away, and you instead rolled your eyes at yourself for letting things end on the weirdest note as you headed back into your building. You were a little tired, but any hint of it went away when you walked in the apartment and spotted Eddie in the kitchen, looking through the fridge.Â
âIâm assuming everyone immediately went to bed,â You said as you joined him in the kitchen and grabbed the final cinnamon roll that was left.Â
âYup,â Eddie said, pulling out a water from the fridge and then closing it. âSomehow I donât feel tired at all, though.âÂ
âWe can watch a couple episodes of the show they watched Friday night if you want. Apparently, itâs absolutely terrible, but in a good way,â You suggested, not at all thinking about your class in the morning or needing to wake up at a decent time for it. âYouâre staying over, right?â
âYeah, Iâm gonna be the fifth roommate for the night and camp out on the couch.â
âOkay, so itâs decided. Shitty reality TV until we fall asleep,â You said and he nodded in agreement.Â
You both settled on the couch and Eddie was the one to grab the blanket that was draped against the back of the couch and toss it over your laps. The show was easy to make fun of and laugh at and barely thirty minutes into the first episode you completely understood why Robin, Vickie, and Talia had been obsessed with watching it.Â
âSo you really like Steve?âÂ
You were surprised by the randomness of Eddieâs question and for a second you thought that you somehow imagined it.Â
âYeah, um, I think so, yeah,â You answered after what you hoped didnât feel like too long of a silence. âHeâs really great.âÂ
âThatâs cool,â Eddie responded, and you met his eyes then. He had a certain look on his face that you weren't able to decipher. For a moment, you thought it was jealousy, but you quickly thought against it when you remembered that this whole thing probably wasnât going to be that easy.
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meet uglys with stray kids (hyung line)
pairing: skz hyung line x reader (no prns used)
genre: fluff, strangers to lovers, humour
cw: language, throwing up/sickness, mentions of alcohol
wc: 1.9k
notes: it's been way too long since i've written stray kids fics... this was originally going to be arguments with skz maknae line but it got too difficult to write so here's a new fic! hopefully i can get maknae line out by 18th! p.s. this wasn't proofread at all so i'm sorry if it's ridden with mistakes...
chan (ë°©ì°Ź) â greeting the new neighbour but turns out he slept at 5 last night
you had heard from jeongin, who lives across the street, that youâre getting a new neighbour
he had texted you about it mid conversation when telling you how to handle his house while heâs gone for his week-long vacation
truth was you hadnât even considered greeting your soon-to-be neighbour
one, what if they hated you and you would have to be stuck with them for ages?
the only reason youâre even friends with jeongin is because he went around the neighbourhood holding up a cat asking if anyone lost it
(turns out it was a flea ridden stray but you both took it to the vet nevertheless)
two, you were quite comfortable laying in your bed
but ten more annoying texts from jeongin saying you should greet them because he did was enough to get you to make your way to their house
knocking on the door, you feel your palms get sweaty
youâre already regretting this
after one or two minutes of standing outside, you internally yell at them for making you look like an idiot
youâre about to leave until the door opens
revealing a man in his mid to late-twenties
wearing nothing but a tank top and sweats
with very prominent bicepsÂ
that are being put on display right now
youâve probably been ogling at the man for a while nowÂ
shaking your head a little, you smile warmly at him
âhi, iâm your neighbou-â
 âwhat time is it now?â
you blink a few times
you had just been interrupted by this hot neighbour, and his attitude was a little too sour for your liking
you arenât sure which to address first
so it ends up with you goingâÂ
âhuh?â
âwhat time is it now?â
he enunciatesÂ
âuhhâŠâ
you pull out your phone
â9:20amâ
âright. 9:20am and youâre already banging on my doorâ
youâre thrown so off guard
âiâm sorry, what?â
to be honest, youâre getting fed up with his condescending tone
âstores are up and running and kids are playing in the park playgrounds, maybe youâre the problem hereâ
you cross your arms, cause who does this man think he is?
this time itâs his turn to shake his head
âfuck- i mean- iâm sorry, i just- i slept at like 6 last night- or morning, and i just-â
he rubs his face
âiâm sorryâ
you smile, a little strained
âitâs fine. iâll see you around.â
even after him apologising youâre feeling slightly petty
so you turn around and begin to make your way home
chan feels horrible
except heâs running on like 3 hours on sleep so he honestly canât process anything
so in his last efforts he grabs your arm gently
âwait, iâm sorry. c-can we- can i make it up to you over lunch tomorrow? you can show me around as wellâ
you contemplateÂ
he did seem genuine enough
so you nod, smiling
âthat sounds nice, whatâs your name again?â
âiâm chan, whatâs yours?â
and after you give it to him, he repeats it outloud, testing it out
the giddy feeling in your chest rises unwillinglyÂ
and maybe that lunch turns into a date, and maybe that date has a follow up, and maybe that follow up turns into a relationship
and maybe jeongin spends the rest of his life saying âi told you soâ
but thatâs a problem for future you to handle
minho (ëŻŒíž) â vomiting on him while drunk
you were initially against following jisung into the club
but he insisted you need to live life, and that itâs a saturday and you need to, quote unquote
âPARTAYYYYYYYâÂ
to be fair, exams just ended and you have been spending the last couple of months holed in your room studying
so you agreed
he promised you he would look after you
donât trust a drunk jisung
half an hour in and youâre absolutely wasted
you canât remember when you stumbled into the toilets
but youâre hitting your fist on the door, yelling for whoever was inside to:
âSTOP SHITTING FOR TWO SECONDS I NEED TO PUKEâ
probably not the best way to tell someone to hurry upÂ
but fortunately for you, the door opened
but not so fortunately for you, you vomit all over the guy
whose first reaction was
âwhat the actual fuck?!â
in his defence sober you would probably have reacted the same way
but again
youâre wasted
so you yell back at him
âwhat the actual fuck back to you!â
you push him aside and continue vomiting into the toilet bowl
minhoâs conflictedÂ
does he help you? even though you puked all over him, he still feels bad that youâre clearly trying to vomit but arenât steady enough to support yourself
so he sighs, cursing under his breath
he hastily wipes clean his shoes and squats down to hold you by your shoulders so youâre facing the toilet bowl and not the floor
you wouldâve thanked him if you arenât hurling your guts out right now
after what feels like hours, youâre finally done
and minho washes his hands quickly, ready to leave
except you tug weakly on his pants
âmâsorrâŠâ
he blinks, squatting down to hear you better
you clear your throat, a bit more sober now that the alcohol is out of your system
âmâsorry. iâll- iâll pay for the- the- the cleaningâ
minho brushes the sweaty strands of hair from your face
âyeah you betterâ
his tone is soft, though
like heâs careful not to upset you
cause you look like youâre about to burst into tears
you smile weakly
âyouâre soooo hotâ
okay maybe you arenât fully sober yet
heâs thrown off guardÂ
âum⊠thanks?â
you giggle drunkenly
âyou probably get thaâ a looootâ
he tilts his head, not sure how to respond
âi⊠guess?â
you shake your head, trying to clear your thoughts
âcaâ i get your nâmber?â
it takes him a few seconds to understand what youâre trying to say
which is a little awkward because heâs essentially just staring at you
you clear your throat to break the silence
âtâ like⊠pay for your cleanângâ
he nods, finally understanding
âyeah, sureâ
and thatâs how you got your future boyfriendâs number
he brings it up every now and then just to see you get embarrassed
which he thinks is absolutely adorable :(
changbin (ì°œëč) â he left the tap on and water leaked into your apartment ceiling
youâre minding your own business
flicking through different films to decide what to watch
well, you were
until a drop of water drips on your tv
at first you thought you were hallucinating
except another water drop falls on it
so you look up at the ceiling
because youâre confused as hell??
you notice a huge splotch of waterÂ
and it wonât stop dripping
youâre about to screamÂ
this is a brand new tv and they do not come cheap
so you calculate which apartment was upstairs
and sprint up
youâre surprised the elevator button didnât break from how hard youâre pressing the button
you run to the perpetratorâs door, knocking on it rapidly
youâre about to yell for them to open their door until you feel a timid tap on your shoulder behind you
swinging around, becoming face to face with a very attractive, very muscular, but very scared looking man
âc-can i help you?â
you normally wouldâve been nicer to strangers, except this man is literally breaking your tv
âyou have a water leak and itâs breaking my tv!!!!!âÂ
he begins to panic
âiâm so sorry!! i mustâve left the tap on or something i-â
heâs rambling while he unlocks his door
you peek over his shoulder when he opens the door
huh
thereâs⊠no water at all?
he seems confused too
but then he walks over to his bathroom, opening the door
aaaaand there it is
a pool of water immediately spills out, creating a puddle around him
he quickly turns off the overflowing tap, smacking himself in the forehead with his palm
âgod⊠iâm so, so, so sorry⊠if your tvâs broken iâll⊠iâll pay for a new oneâ
he rubs his eyes, looking at you apologetically
âiâm really sorry for this whole messâ
you stare at him expressionlessly
âiâll check to see if itâs broken⊠uh⊠iâll text you if it is, or somethingâ
youâre thinking of what to doÂ
youâre definitely not getting distracted by the sight of this attractive man in a tight-fitting black tee that compliments his torso nicely
he nods, âyeah iâll uh, iâll give you my number so you can⊠yeah, hereâ
heâs holding out his contact page
you copy down his number on your phone
smiling awkwardly, you turn around and wave goodbye
but of course, your messages with him wonât end with a âtvâs not broken! :)âÂ
hyunjin (íì§) â my dog hates you so i hate you too
itâs a regular friday afternoon
you clutch your dogâs leash in your hand, bopping your head to the beat of the music blasting in your earphones
you didnât even notice her happily running over to another dog
until you take your phone out to switch to another song
you look up momentarily and did a double take
cause why on earth is a tiny chihuahua full on ATTACKING your dogÂ
she never stood a chance
she runs back to you and hide behind your legs
you take out your earphones to tell the chihuahuaâs owner off
except he looks even more terrified than you
you stare at him, waiting for him to do something
he seems to snap out of it and pulls his chihuahua away, leaning down to give him a snack for him to calm down
you give your own dog a few pets to soothe her before looking back at the chihuahuaâs owner
damn
you didnât get a proper look at him beforeÂ
but now that you have
damn
heâs hot
but after seeing how scared your dog is
you canât help but get a little annoyed at him
you might have been giving him the stink eye subconsciously because he begins to apologise profusely
âiâm sorry, heâs not very fond of people⊠or other dogs⊠or me⊠heâs not very fond of anything in general, if iâm honestâ
heâs stumbling over his words
and even though youâre still miffed
you canât help but feel a little bad for judging him
âyeah, thatâs fair enoughâ
thereâs an awkward silence that youâre pretty sure your dog can sense too because she starts whining
so you give him one more smile
âwell, see you aroundâ
hyunjin decides heâs not going to fumble the bag
because youâre seriously the prettiest person heâs ever seen in his life
âwait! whatâs your name? we could⊠i donât know, get some coffee some time?â
he wants kkami to bite his mouth off
he doesnât even know what heâs saying anymore
you purse your lips
his dog â him you suppose
so you nod and give him your name
he grins at that
âiâm hyunjinâ
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love me tender |janitor!eddie munson x teacher!reader|
prompt: you and eddie's first time.
contains: soft, sweet, fluffy fluff with sweet precious smut about their first time together intimately. 18+ MINORS DNI oral fem rec, p in v sex
The bell rang at two-thirty, dismissing the masses of school children out of Hawkins Elementary. You had bus duty, ensuring each child got on their designated vehicle home. It was a Friday before a long weekend, so the kids were extra excited. Bouncing off the walls, clamoring excitedly, and entirely too rambunctious for your liking. You were still patient with them, of course, you didn't blame them for being excited. You were just excited as they were, just as eager to leave the red brick building and go home to get ready.
Ready for tonight, date night, at your house with Eddie- the fourth date you'd officially had, not counting the daily lunch dates, when he's help you decorate your classroom after hours. You'd fallen for Eddie fast, quicker than you ever expected, a swirling, golden love affair that left your warm and light, eager to be with him all the time. To know more about him until you knew him better than he knew himself, reveling in the tiny details he'd tell you about himself, treasuring them protectively like it was only for you to know. You liked to think it was.
Your mind raced, detached from the children rampaging around you, scurrying and equaling as they got on the yellow buses. When you got off, you'd have a ten minute drive to your place, and Eddie got off an hour after you. He said he'd be over at five, but you knew by now he's be there early, he was always eager to see you.
Two hours. Two hours to get ready, shower, shave, prepare. You'd been preparing for tonight, taking drunken, wine drenched advice from your girlfriends about how to make the first move.
"Just tell him you want to fuck," Lisa, your best friend, laughed, sipping her merlot on the floor of your living room just a week earlier, after your last date with Eddie. "I've never met a guy who turned that down."
"Yeah, but what if he does?" You bit your lip nervously, hands wringing and twisting in your lap. "What if he says no? God, how embarrassing would that be." You groaned, face flushing at the thought.
Lisa shrugged. "I'm sure he'd have his reason, but I doubt he will." She tipped her head towards you knowingly. "He's probably trying to be a gentleman. Just tell him it's alright, that you want to."
And you did. God, you really did. You just weren't sure how to go about it. You'd never been with a guy who didn't pressure you on the first date, let alone the fourth. Usually by then, they weren't even romancing you anymore, just lazy fucks that felt one sided and left you a little soured.
Eddie was different. Different than any guy you'd ever met. So sweet and kind, the type of adoration for you that you only found in your romance novels, fictional, perfect, flawless men- not real life.
He always opened the door for you. Always greeted you with a warm smile, like he was genuinely happy to see you, even on days when he felt less than great.
And that's exactly how he greeted you when you opened the door at four-twenty-two, brown eyes lit up and dazzling in the golden cast of the setting sun, a bottle of wine- the kind you ordered when he took you out to dinner- in his hand. His hair was still wet, damp curls making a slight ring around his t-shirt.
"Hi," Eddie's smile never dropped, only growing wider when you returned it. He leaned down, pressing a kiss to your cheek in the doorway, hesitating before his lips slotted over yours.
You pressed yourself further into him, hand snaking to cradle his jaw, tenderly and affectionate on your doorstep, where any of your neighbors could see.
Eddie blushed when you pulled apart, lips pulled tightly in a grin he tried to hide. "Hi," You giggled back. "Come in."
Eddie stepped in, setting the wine on the little table where you put your keys, shimmying off his jean jacket. He took in the entranceway, filled with photos he'd seen before but not quite memorized- not yet, anyways.
"Sorry, I'm a little early." Eddie muttered, leaning down to pull off his shoes. "I left early to get the wine so it'd be fresh and chilled, ya know? And I thought it would be busier, and I thought I timed it better, but it was dead for a-"
You laughed, sweet and light, stopping him, his breath catching in his chest. "Ed, it's alright." You smiled. "'M glad you got here earlier. More time I get to spend with you." You nudged him sweetly.
Eddie's cheeks flamed, setting his boots neatly next to your little house shoes. "That's right." He tried to answer cooly, but his heart hammered in his chest, palms sweaty. It still felt overwhelming that you would want him, want to spend time with him.
You looked at the label of the wine. "You didn't have to bring anything." You looked at him sweetly.
"Well, you said at lunch that the kids were wild today, so...figured you'd need it." Eddie stood, placing his hand over yours on top of the bottle.
"Good call," You scoffed lightly, giggling. You padded into the kitchen, the sweet, heavy air wafting into Eddie's senses. "I have beer or I think I still have some leftover merlot if you want any?" You offered, pulling out your wine opener out of your drawer. "Or you could share this with me, of course. Or not drink at all, if you don't want to. I just-I wanted to offer the other if you didn't want this..." You rambled, cringing slightly at yourself.
Eddie reached in the cabinet, pulling out the two wine glasses out for you. "I'll finish off that merlot." He said, setting the glasses in front of you. "That one's all yours, baby."
Your heart fluttered at the name, sweet and drawn out, with the same little drawl that leaves you wondering where he picked that up. You hoped you'd find out in time.
"I'm making some cookies." You said, voice echoing and drowning as you spoke into your wine glass, lifting it to take a sip. "Peanut butter chocolate chip. I-I remembered you told Steve those were your favorite last week at lunch."
Eddie's heart swelled. You had remembered. You thought of him and what he liked, and you made it for him. Eddie swallowed hard, Adam's apple bobbling around his constricting throat. "That-That's really nice." He smiled. "You didn't have to do that, ya know. I'd be fine with whatever you wanted to make me."
You shrugged lightly. "Yeah, but it's something you like. I wanted to make it for you." You said simply. "I like baking. It's relaxing, ya know?"
"No, I don't." Eddie laughed, dimples deep in his cheeks, crinkling by his eyes. "I'm awful at baking. At cooking really. Unless you count, like, box mac'n'cheese." His giggles were infectious to you. "Maybe you could teach me, huh?"
You stiffened at the suggestion, blush blooming over your cheeks and the back of your neck. "Yeah, I could teach you a thing or two." You shrugged playfully. "But you gotta do something for me in exchange. Teach me something."
"Teaching the teacher? Sounds exciting." Eddie laughed, eyes lighting up when you giggled back at him. "I'm sure there's a few things I could teach ya." The words spilled out of his mouth before he could process them, a tiny, half grin that had you flushing.
Eddie's heart fell slightly, eyes widening. He hadn't meant for it to sound so suggestive. He didn't want you to think that's all he was here for. He enjoyed your company, enjoyed you. As eager as he was to fuck you, to get to experience you in such an intimate way, he was petrified of scaring you off, having you get the wrong idea and leave.
The shrill of the timer on the oven saved him. You scurried to find an oven mitt and pull the tray of cookies out, placing them on a cooling rack next to your little potted spices in the windowsill.
"Um, they need to cool for a while." You said, placing the mitt back in the drawer. You took a rather large gulp of your wine, downing most of it before topping it back off. "We can go ahead and watch a movie if you want? Or see what's on TV."
Eddie nodded, following your lead. Ever the gentleman, he let you pick the movie. He didn't even complain when it was a chick flick, like he would've in the past. You rambled about how the movie was one of your favorites, and he was sold. He wanted to watch it. Get to know you a little better, what you liked, what you watched in your free time.
You'd found his chest easily, head nuzzled into his shoulder, turning your nose into the fabric of his t-shirt. You could smell his after shave and deodorant, mixed with the cologne he's sprayed before leaving the van, desperately trying to mask the cigarettes he'd smoked before he came to your house.
Eddie's arm was around you, hand placed respectfully on your lower back, fingertips softly tracing the fabric of your shirt. With every sip of wine that passed your lips, you loosened up a little more. Got a little more relaxed, a little bolder.
You stared up at Eddie, eyes round and awaiting. He looked down at you. "Hi, sweet girl." He giggled.
"Hi," You whispered back, looking at his plump, soft lips, pink and enticing, begging to be kissed.
You didn't wait for his question, pressing your lips to his. Your hand finding the back of his neck, while your wine tipped dangerously in the other, sloshing over the rim carefully and onto the floor. You fumbled to find the coffee table, setting your glass down, lips still locked on Eddie's.
Eddie was startled by the kiss. The way you so confidently came onto him. He melted into you easily, like he always did, small clicks of exchanged spit and movement of lips muffled under the dialogue from the movie blaring on the TV.
Eddie's hand cupped your jaw sweetly, pulling you in closer to him, pushing your hair sweetly behind your ear. His cock lurched when you bit at his lower lip, just teasingly, a little playful nibble that had his stomach twisting in the most delightful way.
You moved, knees sinking into the worn, emerald cushions of your couch. You fumbled, clumsily, to straddle him, hips burning at the stretch to fit over his thighs. Eddie's eyes snapped open, breath hitching when you straddled him, grinding down onto his bulge.
"Wait, hold on-" Eddie pushed your shoulders back gently, detaching his lips from yours.
Your heart hammered, head spinning with the effects of the wine. Eddie searched your face, brown eyes wide and cautious with alert. "Baby, I-I don't want to pressure you or anything, ok?" He started. he could feel the sweat forming at his hairline, wetting the top of his bangs. "We don't have to-"
"Oh my God," You muttered, sitting back on his thighs, burying your face in your hands. "I-I'm so sorry." You stammered, and even through the glow of the TV, Eddie could see how red you were. "I just thought... I'm sorry. I shouldn't've done that."
Eddie shook his head, holding your hands gently when you tried to move. "Hey, hey, wait a second," Eddie whispered. "I didn't-"
"No, I-I'm so stupid, I'm sorry." You could feel your throat tighten and burn, the threat of tears coming in quick. "I just... I thought you might want to, but-but I should have asked. I should have checked with you or-or at least-"
"Baby, I-I want to." Eddie admitted, eyes widening. "Like, I really want to, I just didn't want you to think," He paused, hesitating. Your brows furrowed, head falling to the side in curiosity. "I didn't want you to think I was using you or anything." Eddie admitted.
"Using me?" You repeated.
Eddie sighed heavily. "I really like you." He admitted, cheeks blushing childishly at the admission. "I really like you and-and, fuck, I've wanted to be with you like this since the night at the Hideout, but I don't want you to think that's the only reason I'm with you. Because it's not. I really, really like you."
You bit your lip, smiling down at him, "I really, really like you." You whispered back with a giggle.
"Yeah?" Eddie asked, face lighting up with excitement. "Really, really?" He teased.
"Really, really, really." You nodded with a laugh. The two of your so playfully childish, chirping all dopey and giggly at each other like the kids in your classroom did at recess, holding hands on the swings.
You moved closer, shifting so your clothed core was on top of his. You rocked your hips, slow up and down his zipper, the fabric of his jeans creating a small spark of friction between your legs. Eddie bit back a moan, breath catching as his eyes dropped between the two of you, watching you rock slowly up and down on his bulge, his hands gripping your waist tightly.
"And," You breathed out, your nose touching his gently. "I really, really want to have sex with you." Eddie's mouth ran dry at your admission. You blinked at him, batting your eyes flirtatiously. "Please?" You added with a small pout.
Eddie swallowed, nodding dumbly at you, eyes wide and trained on yours. He was sure his heart was in his throat, that he was choking on it and that's why it was so hard for him to breathe.
Sure, he'd had sex before. Not any brag worthy amount, but enough to know the basics of what he was doing, but they were never personal. It was always sex first, feelings follow- which is usually why the girls never stuck around very long after. With you, it was different. He wanted it to be special, full of love, and not rushed or rough or meaningless like his past ones had been. Even when he lost his virginity, an older girl with a tongue piercing that found a quarter on the sticky bathroom floor to get him a condom out of the dispenser.
Eddie smiled, but his eyes remained wide, a little frantic and wild. You ran a hand down his cheek softly. "Eddie, I don't want to pressure you." You whispered, squirming back on his thighs to climb off his broad lap. "I can tell you don't want to, and that's ok, really. I should've asked before making a move, I just-"
Eddie stopped you before you could push off, clammy hand on your hip. His eyes were wide when they met your gaze. "I want to," Eddie said quietly. "I just..."
You watched him carefully, tucking your lip, reading his expression for any sign of discomfort. "Are... Is this your first time?" You asked.
Eddie faltered, brows creasing, blinking rapidly. "What? No, no, I-I've had sex before." He blinked. "Is it your first time?"
You smirked, wiggling on his lap. "Obviously not." You giggled, blushing gently at the admission.
Eddie grinned back, hand running over the soft skin of your hip and up to your waist, slowly inching further under your shirt. He could feel the silk material of your bra graze his pinky.
"I just... I can't believe you, like, actually want to have sex with me." Eddie admitted.
You furrowed your brows in confusion, tilting your head to the side. "Whatdya mean?" You asked. "Do I give off... non-sexual vibes?" You tensed under his touch suddenly, a little vulnerable at the perception.
"No!" Eddie exclaimed, shaking his head hard. "No, no, not at all. Not even close." He breathed, heat rising up his neck with embarrassment. His mind raced, berating and horrible thoughts screaming in his own ears.
"I mean, like, not just sexually. Sexually, but just in general too." Eddie muttered. "I just don't know why you want to be with me, and-and it blows my mind sometimes. Feels like it's a dream, or-or a sick joke."
You pouted sympathetically, moving in to cup his cheeks gently, thumbs caressing his cheek bones. Eddie leaned into your touch, his own hands finding your wrists to hold them delicately.
"Eddie, why would I not want to be with you?" You asked simply. "You're sweet, and kind, and funny, and important."
Eddie scoffed, rolling his eyes. "'M not important." He muttered into your palm.
"You're important to me." You said firmly. His eyes lifted, eyeing you with a broken, beat down look that had your heart aching. "You're very important to me. And to your friends, Steve, your uncle. You're important, Eddie. Don't say that you're not. That's not true."
Eddie felt his heart swell, a familiar strangled burn of a cry deep in his throat. He felt soothed, a warm bath after a cold day kind of soothed. Familiar, and loving, and overwhelming; it made his head spin.
Eddie smiled at you, soft and bashful before he pulled you in close, lips capturing yours gently and sweetly, kissing you with so much affection and attention that it rivaled the characters on the screen, kissing in the rain after a fight.
Hands started to roam, tongues dancing and swirling, while Eddie moved on top of you, laying you down on the couch delicately, slotting himself between your legs. His hands were needy on you, clinging to you might evaporate into thin air if he wasn't touching you.
You felt him grind his hips, slow thrusts over clothed skin into your core, his lips moving from your lips to your cheeks, feeling his breath ghost over the trail of saliva he left from kisses. Your hands found purchase on the small of his back, gripping his t-shirt into your hands, rubbing slowly up and down his back, barely grazing his jean clad ass.
Eddie groaned when you wrapped your legs around his waist, taking note of every whine and moan that left your body, where he kissed, how he sucked your skin delicately. Eddie's hands pushed the top of your shirt up, lifting you gently to pull it over your head, leaving you in nothing but a silk, pale pink bra, a tiny rose in the center of the scoop neck fabric. His eyes zoned in on your breast, seeing the outline of your hardened nipples even through the material.
You blushed, reaching to cover yourself instinctively, his gaze scorching and uncomfortable, but Eddie grabbed your hands, holding them lightly. He breathed slowly, staring for a bit too long before he gave a lopsided smile.
"Fuckin' perfect." He muttered, hands sliding down your waist and up your ribcage. He hesitated when he reached the bottom of your bra, fingers ghosting over the wire, eyes flicking to yours gently as if to ask permission.
You bit your lip, nodding quickly, eyes on him, taking in every small quirk in his expression. How his eyes lit up, corner of his mouth ticking into a grin, when his hands rubbed gently over the silk fabric of your padded cups, squeezing them gently and massaging your breasts lightly while you moaned, head tipping back.
Eddie's hands shook, fumbling with the clasp of your bra when he unhooked it. He removed it slow, like it was a big reveal, a gift he wanted to savor before seeing for the first time. Goosebumps covered your body when he bared your chest, from the cold air on the exposed skin, and the look in Eddie's eyes.
His hands cupped your breasts gently, massaging them and pushing them up and around your chest, leaving you giggling. "What're you doing?" You asked, pulling him out of his trance.
Eddie blushed, gaze on your only for a moment before dropping back down. "They're just... They're nice." He admitted boyishly.
You laughed loudly, vibrations from your chest buzzing through his hands. "Nice?" You asked, giggly and blushy.
Eddie nodded, dried curls bouncing and hitting his shoulders. "Very nice." He breathed out with a laugh. "You got a nice rack, baby, what can I say?" He teased making you laugh even harder.
You looked down at his hands on your breasts, thumbing over your nipples making the heat intensify between your thighs. "I'm glad you like them." You grinned, wickedly sultry, lip tucked between your teeth.
Eddie felt his bulge grow even more. He wasn't even sure how that was possible, but he was sure if you looked at him like that again, he'd burst through his jeans. "I really like them." Eddie admitted dumbly.
You smirked. "Yeah? I can tell." You whispered, rolling your core down onto his bulge pressed against you.
Eddie groaned, eyes pinching closed in pleasure, squeezing your breast a little harder at the sensation. "Fuck, baby, p-please don't do that." He muttered. "I'll cream my jeans if you keep doing that."
You laughed, pulling him by the back of his neck closer to you, his hands on your chest still, melting into your kiss.
Your hands moved down to the waist band of his jeans, fumbling at his top button. Eddie pulled apart, a string of saliva connecting the two of you, unbuttoning his own jeans, shoving them off roughly. He was tented in his black boxers, faded with the elastic shot in the waist band. They were the only clean ones he had, that he could find on the mess of his floor.
"Wait a second," You said, sitting up before he could climb back on top of you. Your hands went to your own pants, unzipping and shimmying them down under the curve of your ass.
Eddie pulled them off slowly, carefully, eyes trained on your little high cut matching panties, ruched and silk with the same matching rose on the waist band. He could see the slight damp spot on the front of them, where your arousal seeped through.
Eddie was sure he was going to bust now.
You barely had time to register what he was doing when he dropped to the floor, hands on either side of your hips, mouth on the damp spot on your panties. You gasped, fisting his hair gently when he licked you, sucking the fabric of your panties, and nibbling at your clit through the silk ferociously, like a man starved.
Eddie moaned, sending waves and vibrations to your clit, heat building in your tummy intensifying. "Oh! Eddie, please, right there." You whined, head pressed back into the downy cushions of your couch.
Eddie's eyes were closed, devouring you like you were the tastiest meal on the planet. Maybe you were, to him anyways. He'd be fine eating you for the rest of his life, he was sure of it.
Eddie could taste your arousal, the tangy sweetness of you that left his mind reeling, start to seep more and more potent through the fabric. He hooked his finger around your panties, breath catching when he saw your puffy pussy, glistening at him- for him.
He looked up at you, eyes locked to yours when he lowered his mouth onto your wet folds, licking a long, slow stripe down your core, leaving you whining and crying out at the sensation. Eddie pulled back for a moment, letting the taste of you set in on his tongue, savoring it before his hands gripped on your thighs, pulling you closer to him.
You squirmed and squealed on the couch, thighs clenched around his head so tightly you were sure you'd squeeze his head until it popped. But Eddie didn't seem to mind, mouth suctioned around your clit, fingers loosening you up as your writhed and bucked beneath his tongue.
"Oh, fuck, Ed, 'm so close. So close-oh!" You shrilled, hips bucking, thighs tightening and snapping closed around his head when he curled his fingers, scissoring the lightly open and then curling up inside of you, making you gush around his fingers.
Your chest hammered and heaved with heavy, bated breaths, and you were sure you blacked out for a moment. You'd never had an orgasm like that. Not with your vibrator, certainly not with any of your ex's. Your eyes glazed, thighs shaking and quivering gently when they finally relaxed underneath him, freeing his head from your grasp.
Eddie licked his fingers when he stood up, looking down at you skeptically, lips twisted in concern. "You alright?" He asked, hand still sticky and wet with your release cupping your cheek.
You were sprawled back into the couch, limbs weak around you. You blinked up at him, small, steadying breaths leaving your parted lips. "Y-Yeah," You said, swallowing around your thick tongue. "I just... I need a sec, that was..." You closed your eyes, slinging an arm over them.
Eddie hesitated. He'd thought you'd enjoyed it, but now he was a little self conscious. "Did I hurt you?" Eddie asked carefully.
"No," You replied quickly, eyes bulging to look at him with wide eyes. "No, you definitely didn't hurt me." You laughed, shaking your head. "That was amazing, Eddie, really. I-I've never..." You shook your head, hiding your blushing cheeks in your hands at the admission.
Eddie grinned, sloppy and proud. His chest boasted a little, puffing out as he looked down at you. "Yeah?" He asked.
You nodded. "Yeah." You agreed, hazy eyes looking back at him.
His cock lurched, jaw gritting at the sight of you, exposed and flushed laying on the couch. He tried to memorize every part of your body, every curve and crevice in case it was the last time he saw it. God, he hoped it wasn't the last time he saw you, but it all seemed too good; too good for him.
You sighed heavily, pulling yourself up on shaky legs, his hand immediately reaching out to steady you. "I, um, I have some condoms in my room if you didn't bring any." You admitted with a blush. "Not that I have a lot of guys over or in my room. You're the only guy, I just- I bought them for you."
Eddie beamed. "For me?" He repeated. "You were planning this, huh?"
You blushed, deep crimson down your neck and chest, awkwardly covering yourself under his gaze. "Maybe," You muttered. "Wishful thinking, right? I was hoping we'd get to, eventually."
Eddie smirked, hand on your waist squeezing it gently, he pulled you close to him, his erection on your tummy through the cotton of his boxers. "I packed a few in my wallet." He nodded towards the front table. "Guess I had the same idea." He admitted sweetly.
You giggled, hands running down his inked biceps, lightly tracing over the etches on his skin, ones you'd never seen before because they were hidden by his shirt. "Um, how about you get that, and I'll meet you in my bedroom?" You suggested, batting your eyes at him.
Eddie nodded, swallowing thickly as he watched you turn, scampering to your bedroom, fat of your ass jiggling with every step you took. Eddie felt his knees tighten, sure he'd fall to them at any moment. For you, he gladly would.
Eddie fumbled through his wallet, fingers digging for the gold foiled condom he'd slipped in there two dates ago, just in case. He'd never planned to, but he wasn't sure how the night would go.
You were waiting on the edge of the bed, candle lit on the bedside table softly illuminating the room in a romantic glow. Your bare body exposed and kneeling, waiting for him. Eddie gripped the door frame tight, so hard he was sure he'd break the worn, paint chipped wood.
"Jesus, fuck, baby." Eddie muttered, eyes roaming over your body quickly. He worried he'd miss a detail, and that was the last thing he wanted to do. He'd have this burned into the back of his eyelids if he could, content with seeing this image forever and ever.
You grabbed him gently when he got closer, pushing the hem of his boxers down until they slid down to his ankles, cock springing onto his belly, angry and red and already spilling for you.
"Oh," You whispered, eyes bulging wide when you looked down at his erection.
"What? What's wrong?" Eddie shifted, hands reaching to cover himself. Fuck, had he messed up the shaving that bad? He'd tried to follow the magazine article Steve had lent him on 'manscaping', whatever the fuck that was, but it ended up a little uneven.
You shook your head. "Nothing." You said quickly, reaching out to move his hand away gently. "It's just..." Your index finger traced the length of him with an airy light touch, tracing up the vein of his cock that had Eddie groaning. "It's big." You admitted, eyes rounding up at him with surprise.
Eddie stammered, reddening under your admission. "I-I mean, it's not-"
"It's pretty big, Eddie." You said, gripping it gently in your hand, stroking up and down his shaft lightly. Eddie shuddered, exhaling shakily, hands finding your shoulders for balance. "Biggest I've ever seen."
Eddie boasted, smirking pridefully. "You don't have to sweet talk me, angel." Eddie laughed. "You already got my pants off."
You giggled, looking up at him with a hidden grin, hands still stroking him lazily. You looked down at his leaking tip. "Can I...Can I taste it?" You asked, dewey-eyed with excitement. Eddie felt the breath leave his lungs. "Please?" You added sweetly.
"Oh, fuck," Eddie groaned before shaking his head rapidly, fingers pressing into your shoulders when you reached down, pumping him gently before your warm tongue swiped over his tip, gathering all his salty spend.
"Mmm," You moaned behind closed mouth, rolling your tongue around in your mouth, swallowing lightly. You looked up at him again, smiling innocently before you leaned back over him, wrapping your mouth around the head of his cock, tongue swirling gently.
"Oh, fuck, fuck, fuck," Eddie rambled, cheeks clenching to keep his hips steady. "Wait, fuck, wait." Eddie huffed out, groaning at the loss of warmth when you pulled your mouth off him, looking up at him questioningly.
"I-I, that feels so good, but, baby," Eddie sighed. "I won't last. I'm already so fuckin' close, let me just," He reached over, tearing open the condom before rolling it down his shaft. "I just need to be inside you, ok. Is that alright?"
You nodded, watching him roll the condom over his length. You looked back up at him, scooting back so you were sitting on the bed. "How do you want me?" You asked.
Eddie smirked. "How do you want me?" He asked back, tilting his head to the side. "Whatever's best for you, sweetheart. You just let me know how you want it."
Your heart swelled, beaming and gleaming up at him as you scooted back, lying back slowly until you were on your back. "I wanna see you." You admitted.
Eddie's heart lurched, crawling in the space between your legs. He pushed your thighs to your chest, slowly, placing kisses on the inside of your knees. He looked down, lining himself up with your entrance, rubber tipped cock circling your sopping hole.
"You ready?" Eddie asked, one hand on the mattress beside your waist.
You nodded, sitting up for you could watch down your sternum as he pushed in. You hissed at the stretch, a little uncomfortable with his girth. Eddie stopped. "You alright? You want me to keep going?" He asked.
"Yeah, just go slow," You tensed, and Eddie let out a broken, shaky sigh. Your pussy squeezing his already aching cock, strangling it as his hips met yours.
Eddie waited for a moment, watching you carefully, feeling your hips rotate and move around him until you relaxed, little thrusts and grinds onto him. You looked up at him, removing your hands from your thighs, placing them on either side of his face, and giving him a small nod.
Slow, purposeful thrusts, hips meeting yours, curls falling and tickling your face as Eddie hovered you. His breath was hot on your cheek, nuzzling and pressing gentle kisses onto your skin, pace quickening with every slow, deep roll of his hips.
Your back arched off the bed, nails digging into his back when he snapped his hips, rather hard into you. Eddie tensed, looking back down at you carefully. You didn't wait to hear the question, clawing at him, legs tightening to bring him closer, deeper into you.
"Do it again," You rasped. "Don't stop. Please, don't stop."
So Eddie didn't. His hips repeated their ministrations into you, snapping against you, pulling out just to slam into you again, leaving you whining and dizzy. You felt full of him, filled up and given him every inch of space.
"Oh, shit, sweetheart." Eddie's breath was hot in your ear, voice low and breathy. His pace quickened, grunts louder and thrusts quicker. "You feel- mmmfuck- feel so good. So fuckin' good."
You whined when his tip brushed your sensitive spot, making your abdomen clench, tears pricking your eyes. Eddie pulled back out of your neck, resting his forehead on top of yours. Bangs sticky with sweat, matted against your skin, his nose brushing yours.
You could tell he was close, by the way his jaw clenched, thrusts getting tighter and faster, breathing ragged and rapid. His eyes stayed on yours, scorching gaze that left you burning and aching for more. You could feel his hips clench, the small whine falling out of his lips as he thrusted deep, jamming into your g-spot and leaving you crying out, head tilting back and grappling at his shoulders, while his lips found your neck, sucking and nibbling gently.
Eddie grunted into the delicate skin, whiny moans desperate and tired muffled by your skin. You sunk into the mattress, feeling his weight on top of yours. Hips burning with the stretch against your chest, but you wouldn't complain. Not if it meant he might stay with you like this.
Eddie shivered when he pushed off of you, rolling over to reach for the used condom, filled up and embarrassingly large amount that he tried to hide, hunched over and guarded when he tied it off. You rolled your head over to look at him, watching him stand and look around the room for the trashcan.
"In the bathroom. Next to the toilet." You said softly, letting your legs fall flat, spread out starfish style on the bed.
Eddie padded into the bathroom, rummaging through the drawers before he stuck his head out. "Do you have a cloth or something?" He asked.
"Second drawer from the top." You told him sweetly, pushing up on your forearms.
"I got it." Eddie said with a small smile. "I got it. Lemme take care of you, ok? I'll get you cleaned up."
Your heart swelled and fluttered at his words, the warm feeling in your chest intensifying when he came back, carefully wiping you, muttering apologies when you winced, pressing soothing kisses into your hair line.
You'd rolled over when he'd returned, one leg tucked under the sheets and the other extended down the bed. Eddie swallowed hard, eyes trained on your ass, the slope of your back, hair sprawled on the pillows next to you.
"I, um, that was really great." Eddie muttered, fumbling for his boxers on the ground, stepping into them carelessly.
You looked over at him, heavy lidded and dazed. "That was amazing." you smiled gently, his heart fluttering. "Better than I could've ever imagined."
Eddie laughed. "So you've been imagining me sexually, huh?" He teased with a lifted brow. "Dirty girl."
You giggled. "Can you blame me?" You smirked. You watched him step into the living room, his t-shirt in his hands. "Are-Are you leaving?" You asked with a frown, sitting up in the bed.
Eddie looked down at his shirt, he'd figured you'd want to wear it to sleep. His heart dropped at the thought that you wanted him to leave. He hadn't even thought of that. "I, uh, I-I can if you want me to."
You pouted. "I'd really like you to stay." You admitted quietly, pulling the sheets up to cover yourself, feeling too exposed, too vulnerable.
Eddie's heart leaped, fists clenching around the shirt. "Alright, yeah." He nodded, stepping towards the other side of the bed. "I-I, here." He extended the shirt to you. "I just figured you'd want something to sleep in. This is your house, I know, so if you want something else, just let me know. I can get you your pajamas or-or whatever you're comfortable in-"
You grinned, grabbing the shirt and slipping it over your head. You held the neckline close to your nose, inhaling Eddie's lingering scent, letting it was over you, leaving you hazy and gooey. Eddie gawked slightly, eyes wide when you met his gaze.
You pushed the duvet down, shimmying over so he had room. "C'mon in," You smiled, patting the mattress. "I promise it's a comfy mattress."
Eddie snorted lightly, sinking into the space next to you. He wouldn't tell you this yet, but he'd sleep on molten lave if it meant he could sleep next to you. You pushed your leg over Eddie's hips, snuggling into his side while his hands found your back, loving touches and stolen giggles shared between the sheets.
Eddie slept hard that night, better than he had in years. Content and happy to be next to you, even if you drooled, even if he snored, even if you hogged the blanket, and he kicked in his sleep. He couldn't imagine sleeping next to anyone else, being with anyone else.
He stayed with you the entire long weekend, hoarded up in your little home, helping you with small household tasks, stealing soft kisses, bending you over the kitchen counter when you made breakfast.
Tuesday came entirely too soon for either of you. You watched Eddie leave in the early darkness of the morning, heading to his home for his uniform then to school. When you saw each other later, small waves exchanged in the hallway while you greeted the kids entering and he swept, he couldn't help but grin, wide and goofy and uncaring; happy. Happy to be with you.
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donât know if this is relevant to your ask box, but I thought you might find it interesting.
Iâm a 20 yr old trans man whoâs just started an ongoing thing with a new Dom, who is over twice my age. Iâm currently finishing up my second year at uni, and heâs, you guessed it, also the, uhâŠ. academic sort.
Heâs a busy guy so obviously we can only meet up every once and a while, but we text almost every day. From the beginning he was always curious about my school endeavours, but recently itâs become more of a thing.
He wonât let us meet until certain assignments are done. Heâs flexible and understanding, like any good dom, but holy shit this man had me at a cafe for ten hours on 40mg of vyvanse writing my final essay like my life depended on it. I didnât even know who I was, motivated by the pure need to please and, quite frankly, desperate desire to be absolutely taken and used. This man has âcuredâ my ADHD (not really, but damn well is he fucking helping it).
I think the point Iâm getting at here it that I canât believe it took the motivation of my D/s relationship to get me to get shit done. Like, Iâm done DAYS before the deadline for things I usually would have left last minute. Iâve been honest with my struggles with motivation and difficulties taking care of myself, and he is genuinely invested in my well-being so I know it all comes from a place of care and respect.
At the moment Iâm working on my final short film for a class, and he told me to make a list of all the foley sounds I thought would help drive the narrative (he knows I love making lists, itâs also the autism), and as probably one of the best rewards for my good behaviour, he shared with me a collection of audio files (he dabbles in audio mixing) that were relevant to the list I shared. Can you believe this??!!
All these studentxprof fics are getting it wrong. Sometimes nothing comes between a teacherâs genuinely investment in student learning (if they enjoy what they do, like he does) and that is absolutely true in this case. Absolutely unbelievable this is my life right now. Would love to hear your thoughts on this!
This sounds so fucking sweet and HOT anon! I'm so glad you're having an exciting time with an older dom who cares about you and helps you meet your goals! And the phrasing of this guy making you write for hours on vyvanse is especially titilating...making it sound like an intox scene omg drool
ADHDers are generally very socially motivated, which is not rare for human beings at all. It makes sense that having the external structure that an outside observe can provide and the sense that your actions actually matter to other people and that people care about you would help facilitate you focusing on shit and getting organized! Not to mention how much fuckin easier it is to perform any kind of household task or bit of drudgery once it becomes sexual service. Shit gives boring regular life a charge of excitement, and the abdication of power gives you the discipline to actually follow through, because you're not the only one on the hook for everything and that's less scary!
I have nothing much more to say other than this rules and I hope you keep having a fun time!
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"Four Medium-Sized Coffees, One Big Fat Work Crush"
lvjy!wilbur x manager!reader 1457 words âą 8.9.23 request by @mrssabinecallas! "lead singer will with a manager reader! they book all their performances and bring them coffee every morning, just happy to be there with Will and their friends"
requests are still open!! dont be shy :3 pt. 2 here <-
How to be a good tour manager: 1) Bring them coffee every morning 2) Don't fall in love with the lead singer
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Yâknow, when I signed up for this job, I didnât expect the roller coaster of emotions and action that would come with being an on-tour manager.Â
I especially didnât think Iâd end up falling for the lead singer of Lovejoy, William Gold.
I have been a stage director for concerts for a couple of years now since I graduated from university. I worked for different venues, taking up jobs such as being in charge of soundcheck and directing the lights. After years of hard work and a resume of experience, I was finally offered my first opportunity of being an on-tour manager for a rising band that was touring the world.
I have to admit, it was different. I was constantly away from home and on the road. The one thing genuinely battling this homesick feeling was the constant adventure and excitement we faced in every city. From sitting awkwardly in an Uber as the driver told us horrific stories, to running around the late-night streets tasting cuisines we had never heard of before.
I remember on the first day, I was a nervous train wreck. I spent most of that night pacing around my hotel room while occasionally practicing in the mirror how to greet the band, how to talk to them, and how to even shake their hand. It wasnât until the peak time of 4 AM I decided that I should keep things simple (and that I should probably go to sleep because I had to wake up in three hours).
I met up with the band at our first venue for a soundcheck. When I got the text that they were arriving shortly, I ran to the nearest cafe and ordered four coffees, each with a simple shot of espresso, two scoops of sugar, and a cup of milk. It was basic, and it wasnât guaranteed it would be something theyâd love, but I was far too deep to turn back around and return the coffee. Plus, wouldnât that be a super awkward situation? Oh, hey Mr. Barista! Sorry, can you refund me these four coffees after I walked in the blazing city heat for roughly ten minutes beforeâ
âHi,â A deep, posh voice caused me to snap out of my thoughts. I looked around, not even realizing I was already at the venue, and the man was holding the door for me. He was tall with disheveled curly hair and he wore a striped T-Shirt with some basic black jeans. Glasses rested on the bridge of his nose but more importantly, there was the guitar case slung across his shoulder.
âO-Oh, thank you!â I stuttered, rushing past him to avoid any more embarrassment. He softly chuckled behind me before closing the door. I turned around, half-smiling to shake off the embarrassing situation Iâve seemed to stumble in.
âYou must be (y/n), right? Our manager?â He asked, his eyes trailing from my face to my lanyard, to the cardboard cupholders presenting four hot and fresh beverages.Â
âYeah!â I exclaimed a bit too loudly. Guess thatâs another check on the list for what will keep me up tonight. âI, uh, I got these coffees for you guys! Just to help you guys out with the jetlag and allâŠâ I trailed off in the end. But thankfully, the man smiled and took a random cup, slightly pursing his lips to retrieve the beverage only to flinch back, laughing.
âHoly shit, this is hot.â He chuckled. I couldnât help but laugh along as well. âOh, fuck, where are my mannersâ My name is Wilbur, Will, William, honestly call me what you like.â He shrugged. âMy other mates are right there and are practicing on stage right now. Thereâs Ash, Mark, and Joe.â He pointed to the respective person, each calling out their name.Â
We both began to walk toward the backstage area and continued talking. As Wilbur walked nonchalantly with coffee in hand, I struggled to catch up to his long strides while also maintaining the balance of the rest of the drinks. âItâs a funny way how we all became a band actuallyââ He turned around. Noticing my struggle as he spared a few milliseconds so that I may catch up. Will chuckled before continuing to walk at a much slower pace.
Once we arrived in the backstage lounge, I pushed the door for him with my back. He thanked me before walking past. âOh, (y/n), I would like to mention somethingââ He said, turning his head to face me. I tilted my head, anticipating. âNext time you get us coffee, Iâd like mine with two cups of milk!â He smiled. âAlthough, it is perfect as it is anyway. Iâm sure the rest of the band would love it.â
As I watched him finish up his coffee and make his way to the stage, my mind was set on a new goal:
âFind out Lovejoyâs desired coffee orders.â
From that day forward, I brought them coffee every morning. From meeting them on the tour bus, at soundcheck, to even waiting in the hotel lobby. I would listen closely to what comments they would make. If Joe slightly mentions to Ash he doesn't like sweet coffee, I'll remember to add less sugar. If I heard Mark asking around for creamer, I'll remember to put more cream. My petty rule for myself was that I wouldn't dare ask them directly about their preferences. It was a fun little game for me, and it only took Wilbur a little over two months for him to notice.
Wilbur and I were sitting in the tour bus booth area going over the set list when he brought it up. "Hey, (Y/N), can I ask you something?" He said, tapping at his cardboard cup. I looked up from the piece of paper I was writing on to meet his eyes.Â
"I know what you're gonna askâ I've already asked the stage crew if we could add smoke for The Fall along with some more flashing lights during Warsaw." I explained, pointing at the paper with the pen I had in hand.
Wilbur let out a soft chuckle with the softest smile on his face. His hair covered a bit of his eyes but even then I could see the reflection of light making his pupils sparkle. His laugh caused a fluttering sensation in my chest. My hands and stomach tingled as if dozens of butterflies were dancing on my skin. Was I.. Getting flustered?
"No, no, I wasn't going to ask that." He spoke gently. I held my breath, a little embarrassed for my rambling. "Though I do appreciate it all. You've picked up so much about us as a band in just a couple of weeks." He held the end joints of my fingers between his grasp as he spoke, fidgeting with them as he talked.Â
"Oh, wellâŠ" I felt the blush creeping to my face. "that is kind of my job." I chuckled.
"Also you've been getting our coffee orders perfectly I've noticed. Mark was raving to me earlier about how good it tasted. Ash even posted it in his story." Wilbur said, reminiscing on his mornings with his friends.Â
I couldn't hold back the biggest smile on my face. It took every nerve of my body not to jump up on the table and do the goofiest, happiest dance of my life. Instead, I nodded and hummed, using my thumb to rub circles into his hand.
"I'm really glad to hear that. This is my first on-tour job, so here it's justâ" I stumbled over my words trying to find the right phrases, but I was so overwhelmed with giddiness I just sighed. "Thank youâŠ"
Wilbur looked back up to meet my eyes again. His cheeks were dusted with the slightest bit of pink as he examined bits of my face. I wanted to take in every feature of his as well. From the small mole near his eye to how pink his lips were. How pretty his lips are⊠they look so⊠Softâ
"(y/N)! Wilbur!" Mark called out from the other end of the bus. Immediately we pulled away from each other, sinking ourselves in our opposite-end seats from embarrassment.Â
"Yeah?! What is it, Mark?" Will called out, but he dared not to turn around to face him.Â
"We're in LA now! You guys ready for our last gig in the States?!" He asked excitedly.
Oh, God.Â
It was the last gig.Â
Which meansâŠÂ
I looked over to Will, who also had a slight shock on his face as if it slipped his mind as well.Â
This is it, I suppose.Â
Who was I to think I would get my happy rom-com ending?
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Pure Greed
It was all a coincidence really. Jamie's friends took him on a vacation, and a few drunken afternoons produced a flurry of content of him shirtless on his socials. He was twerking on the beach and eating all kinds of food. As he watched it back, he was a little embarrassed. The internet isn't usually kind to guys like him with double chins that eclipse their necks and waistlines wider than adults are tall. When he checked his phone and saw that his phone was blowing up, he was nervous that trolls had come to attack him. That's not what he found.Â
Hundreds of likes materialized overnight with a comments section overflowing with support and love. Not exactly body positivity comments, more swarming sexual admirers. There were heart eyes and eggplants and peaches. They said they liked his soft gut and his giant dimpled ass. They were drooling over how much he could eat instead of criticizing all the junk he was stuffing in his mouth.Â
At breakfast, Jamie decided to share the phenomenon on his post. No one could quite explain how these legions managed to find him of all people, but one friend had one idea of why they were so obsessed with him.Â
"They're called feeders or encouragers." Brandon said "When they see a big fat guy not promising to lose weight, they're like moths to a flame. You filming yourself stuffing yourself is like porn to them."
"How do you know all of this?" Jamie asked.Â
"'Cause they swarm the comments of all my favorite fitness influencers going on a dirty bulk in the winter. They go rabid watching a dude's abs melt away for a few months and then get disappointed and disappear in the spring when it's time to cut. Actually, this is a pretty good opportunity for you if you play your cards right. These guys will literally throw money at you just for being fat. Now that they've slashed your hours at work, you can probably string these guys along to keep the bills paid."
"I don't know how I feel about selling my body."
"You're not exactly doing porn. You don't even really have to get naked. All you have to do is be fat and get fatter."
"Get fatter? I just clocked in at 375 the other week! I can't afford to get bigger!"
"Considering we're the ones paying for your stay this weekend, I'd argue that you can't afford not to get bigger."
A few days after getting home, Jamie decided to give making content a try. He wasn't really sure what to do so he started with something basic every influencer did nowadays: a get ready with me video. He started the video from bed, letting the people see him heave his body out from under the covers. He slept shirtless normally so that might be something. He showed himself buttoning up his uniform shirt around his large frame and hoisting his pants around his thighs. He got a little self-conscious thinking about the ways his clothes tended to get stuck around his folds and how tight they looked in places. He pushed the thought away and started on breakfast. Normally, he didn't eat all that much for breakfast, at least not compared to his other meals. He didn't really get that hungry in the morning, preferring to keep things simple with some toaster waffles and bacon. He thought half the box of waffles was pretty moderate considering how small they were; there were only ten in the box to begin with. After licking up the syrup, Jamie ended the video with a wave and a smile hoping he was enticing enough.Â
Jamie closed the app out and forgot about it. Work usually kept him very occupied, so there wasn't a lot of time to check his phone. It was only at the end of the day when he got a call from Brandon that he thought to open the app at all.
"I'm genuinely curious: you really call five waffles and half a pack of bacon a light breakfast?" he asked Jamie incredulously.Â
"Yeah? I'm usually not quite full after that."
"Oh it's no wonder they're reacting well to this."
"How well?"
"Like two thousand likes plus a never ending stream of comments."
"No way!"
"Yeah and this comments section...honestly is pretty obscene. I definitely feel like some of these would make you uncomfortable, but still no fatphobic trolls so that's a win. People are definitely fans of you. They think you are the sexiest thing ever."
"I still can't believe this is a thing."
"It is absolutely a thing and it is happening to you. Lots of people hoping you'll keep making content, and you're already getting people offering to pay for you to eat stuff. I honestly feel like you should show them what you normally eat before you do all that."
"But I'm hurting now. The cash would be good to have now. You have no idea what I can do with that kind of money."
"I think Iâm starting to." He said to himself. Then he asked, "Aren't you the same guy who was nervous about putting yourself out on the internet?"
"I am, but $40 is $40. I go through a lot of money in food and things like that. It would be pretty neat if I really could get a little help around here."
"Well, how does this sound? Take the offer, go have a good time. Don't deny yourself anything for the next month. Every time you want something, have it. You don't have to push yourself, just show off your normal life- and get it on film."
Jamie accepted the challenge. He took pictures and videos of every time he ate. Within the first week, Brandon was shocked to find out just how much food went towards keeping Jamie as big as he was. When he said breakfast was light, he wasn't kidding. He was ingesting thousands of calories just from the vending machine while he worked at his desk. One night he ate an entire party-size lasagna by himself and then remarked that "he still had a little space left, maybe dessert would finally top him off." He went to his freezer, grabbed a pint of ice cream he filled with all sorts of treats and toppings and ate it until he was licking the container. The scariest part to Brandon was that most of his videos felt like a confessional; no one was supposed to know all the eating he does, especially not the people in his real life- i.e. Brandon. Jamie was increasingly comfortable admitting to his new internet friends all of his favorite treats and tricks. That's how Brandon found out people put crushed Doritos on pizzas.Â
By the time their little challenge was ending, Jamie was on camera complaining how his jeans were getting a little tight. When the two of them met up at a function for a mutual friend, the conversation quickly veered off toward their project.
"You know, I had a lot of fun following your advice in the last month. I don't know when was the last time I got to have so much fun guilt free."
"Really?" Brandon asked. He thought back to a video where Jamie went back to a restaurant after their friend group left to have a second round of food. "I'm glad you've got a new space to do that now."
"Yeah, and the fans are really getting into it. They've got all kinds of food suggestions and the money never stops pouring in. They've been really supportive.â
"Speaking of âsupportiveâ, how to put this delicately, has it gotten any harder for some of the things around you to physically support you and your new hobby?"
"Is this your coded way of asking me if I gained weight?"
"Yeah, I'm trying not to be really rude about it in public."
"It's fine. But it has gotten a little harder to wear anything with buttons, nothing wants to close anymore. I've easily put on 15 pounds, maybe even a whole 20."
"20 pounds in a month is pretty fast."
"That's why I was so nervous to start this. My body is an expert at putting on weight."
"So I see. Do you think you'll cut back down to something a little more manageable or-"
"No, I don't think the fans will like that too tough. That's like the one thing that gets them really jumpy. Every time I bring up the word diet or cutting, the comments get flooded with messages about how beautiful I am at this size and begging me not to lose weight."
"And this doesn't concern you at all?"
"I mean at the end of the day, they are people on the internet and this is my body. I get the final say on decisions I make with my body. I can always just lose the weight, right?"
"But it doesn't bother you that people are begging you to get fatter?"
"Honestly, no." Jamie laughed. "Like it sounds weird, but I kind of enjoy it. I mean, look at me. With no extra effort on my part, I gained 20 pounds in a month. If I'm going to keep getting fatter, I might as well do it with people who appreciate me this way."
"If you say so. As long as you're okay with it."
"Yeah, it's fine. All this talking about the channel is making me hungry though and I know I smelled something good earlier. What do you say we check out the snack situation?"
Sooner than expected by all, Jamie was planning on celebrating his first gainer milestone- 400 pounds. Jamie was a little surprised at the number, but his reaction surprised himself more. For a while, the idea of reaching the 400s was enough to send him into a crash diet of nothing but carrots and celery for a couple of weeks until a strong craving hit him right when he was starving. His willpower would fall apart in dramatic style, and his weight would continue its upward trajectory. This time, Jamie accepted it. It was shocking to know he had reached it with so little effort on his part. He expected to reach the 400s in the holidays, not from an extra trip to the vending machine at work. In fact, he didn't feel that much bigger crossing over the line.Â
While Jamie might not be excited, his followers were very excited to get the news. They begged to see him step on the scale and watch the magic number appear and sent some extra money to celebrate the accomplishment.. When Jamie saw how big the donations were, he knew he had to try to do something special. He had exactly one idea, but it made him a little nervous.
"So to... celebrate 400 pounds, I thought I would treat you all to a little sneak peak behind the scenes of the real life behind the fat man. This stuff annoys me, but you all seem to love it so I think you'll have a fun time. These are 4 of my big fat problems."Â
Jamie started off by showing his followers the pile of clothes he couldn't bring himself to get rid of. Every article of clothing in the pile was something he had destroyed just from being too fat. Shirts with the buttons popped off, belts where the buckle had been torn off, pants where his thighs had worn down the fabric from rubbing together all the time while he was walking and waddling everywhere, and everything where a seam ripped in defeat from holding back too much fat. More embarrassing than how he knew he was never going to fit back in those sizes, was how he had destroyed those clothes so no one else would ever get to wear them either. Trying to get them fixed would mean admitting that he had done all that damage to these clothes. To complete the exercise, Jamie put on an outfit from the bottom of the pile that looked smaller than he last remembered. The sweatpants were once the pants when he was too bloated to fit his normal clothes until his thighs made a heart shaped hole around the crotch. Years later, he could hardly get them around his legs. The fabric still felt delicate around the inside of his thighs, thin enough that he could practically feel the skin on tthe other leg through his pants. When he made the mistake of reaching for a shirt on the ground, the pants ripped apart all the way up to his ass. Jamie decided that was enough.Â
Number 2 was in his dining room. Jamie had a set of chairs that used to be his favorites in the house. He keeps them hidden now because he had two of them collapse under his weight in one night in the middle of a party. He won't use any of them anymore to save himself the embarrassment of using a chair that doesn't match. It doesn't hurt that even if he wanted to sit in one now, the arms on the chair are so narrow that he wouldn't be able to fit his ass in between. Jamie knew his followers would want the painful proof, so he gently lowered his rear end into one. First came the pinch of the arms skewering his doughy flesh, but the more he tried to unload his body in the seat, the more the arms relented against his flesh until they snapped off. With the arms no longer in the way to help slow down the inevitable, all of Jamieâs body plopped in the chair. The chair immediately protested with a loud symphony of moans and creaks. Jamie thought he might be safe from the ultimate embarrassment. He breathed a sigh of relief and leaned back in the chair. Before Jamie could even process what was happening, the chair disintegrated into splinters underneath him.Â
Number 3 was deceptively simple: tying his shoes. It took so much effort to do every morning that Jamie actively dreaded the idea that they would get undone during the day. With a large gut permanently sitting in the middle of his body, reaching all the way around to his feet was a challenge. Every day he would try in vain to reach over his belly to tug on his shoes. Getting it done often required contorting his body into ridiculous shapes to bring his leg closer. When he was done, it often left him breathless and tired enough that he considered slides for the rest of his life.Â
The last segment of his video involved going jogging outside. In the early spring, the weather was a fairly mild temperature, but you wouldn't be able to tell from looking at Jamie. Jamie purposefully made it short- just one lap around his cul-de-sac. There was no delusion that he would go far when this would already be one of his longest runs in years. He recorded how his tits and ass and belly all bounced around with every footfall. By the time he was back at his house, Jamie was wheezing and panting. His shirt was wet all over and his face was drenched in sweat. Just a few yards had the ability to completely destroy him. With that, Jamie decided that he had enough.Â
Jamie posted and it was a runaway success. All around the clock, Jamie was getting comments online. They cheered him on and told him how beautiful they thought he was. They weren't afraid to tell him just how hot that video was to them. The more comments he read, the more assured he felt that he made the right decision. Why be ashamed of something that made everyone love him more? Maybe this was where he belonged all along. His followers tripled within two weeks. He promised his followers that he would eat whatever they paid for. Jamie tried to sweeten the pot for them too, "If you look back in the archive, you all can tell what kind of guy you're working with when I make promises like that. I eat all sorts of junk and stuff myself whenever I get a chance. I'm also probably not going to burn all of that exercising. If my last video didn't make it clear enough, cardio is not something that has a regular place in my life. So feel at ease, knowing your money is going to a very good cause." Jamie gave his stomach a couple of pats for the camera.Â
Suddenly, money started coming in like a water hose. Money was coming into his account, gift cards were getting sent to his email, and presents were showing up at his door. Jamie had full-on supporters now. They were all in, engaging with him whenever he wanted to be there. If he was considering being lazy or having a little extra dessert, someone was always there within seconds to tell him to do it. If he wasn't sure about finishing his meal, there was always a little encouragement waiting for him in his messages.Â
His new supporters also came with a bit more edge. They were more willing to speak their mind about the kinds of food he should be eating: fattier, more flavorful, more. They introduced him to shakes; they gave him new concoctions to try to actively help push a few more pounds onto his already very generous frame. It was a new step for him to take. All this time, he hadn't been trying to gain, the weight had found him from trying to have fun. This had all been an adventure in people enjoying who he already was. The last 25 pounds were already a big shock for him, what would happen if he really opened the floodgates and started actively gaining weight? What would people say?  Â
Nothing he hadn't heard before, something deep inside told him. It was scary to admit, but people had been comfortable saying all kinds of crazy things to him about his size for a long time. 400 might have been a new threshold of big, but he'd been fat enough to draw the ire of folks for hundreds of pounds now. The stares, the jokes, the dire warnings of health concerns, and the snide remarks were already fixtures in his regular life. No one would care if he put on a little more weight, they had already written him off as fat. The only person's opinion that matters is his own...and he was having fun.Â
Jamie made a video taste testing some gainer shake recipes for the very first time. His mouth watered watching all these delicious ingredients get added to the blender. He chugged one after another before he came to the realization that each one of those glasses was the calorie equivalent of a full day's eating. "Maybe I overdid it," he admitted on camera. The comments assured him he was on the right path.Â
One evening a few months later, Jamie was meeting up with his friends to celebrate a birthday. He was trying to inhale the rest of the McDonald's he had picked up on the way in his car. When he heard a tap on his window, he was startled. Brandon was leering in. Jamie rolled down the window.Â
"Jamie, are you actually eating in the parking lot of a restaurant that you're about to enter?"
Jamie looked to the pile of food on the passenger seat and accepted lying was not an option. "Yes."
"Oh my God."Â
"Look, I know this isn't the best look, but I had to do something. My appetite has been growing a lot lately-"
"From the amount of stretching your stomach's been doing for the channel."
"-and I don't want to pig out at every meal that I have in public. I already eat more than everyone else, I don't need to keep adding fuel to the fire. You and I both know they really only tolerate all of this," Jamie jiggled his belly, "because we've been friends for such a long time."
"Yeah, but you've got to admit that this is getting out of hand. You've gained like a hundred pounds in the last year or so, and when you started this you were worried about how big you already were."
"But when I started this, I was also deeply insecure about the idea of even showing my body in public. Now I have people in my life who are genuinely excited about me doing the things I love the most and are happy to see me be me."
"I'm not sure this is you guiding you along. Feels a little more like the tail wagging the dog. "
"Brandon, you know my life better than anyone at this point. I want you to think back to my videos. Have you ever seen me this happy in my life?"
"No. I want to say I have, but I haven't."
"Exactly. Believe me when I tell you that I'm okay. I'm enjoying myself. I'm in control of the situation. I wouldn't still be doing this if I didn't like it."
"Okay, but I think you should know you're starting to get to the deep end of all this stuff. I'm not going to be able to help you so much as you keep growing."
Jamie didn't take that as a warning at the time. He was more than content to catch up on Brandon's life while he ate. He had dessert after dinner and a midnight snack. Jamie kept on, knocking back gainer shakes like it was water. The only thing that gave him pause came while he was on the watch out to hit 500. Jamie went to his manager after his desk chair broke in a second place in one month. It had been a bit of a fight to get them to give him a big and tall chair in the first place back when he was cresting 300 and breaking it was not going to lead to a pleasant conversation.Â
"Look, I understand that we live in a body positive society now and the company is really trying to work on being more inclusive, but this is too much. We can't keep doing this. It might be easier to swallow the fact that you are now too big for a big and tall chair if it wasn't clear to everyone that you're also spending more time eating in your work day than actually working. Every paper that crosses your desk leaves with crumbs and grease stains and your numbers are slipping to the point that you're now last in the division. It's time for you to go."
Suddenly, Jamie was back in a crisis all over again. This time, though, he already had a lifeline. Donations had reached a fever pitch in the past few weeks and it was only going to keep increasing. The only real problem was that Brandon wasn't going to be able to help him find a new avenue to expand his business. Jamie turned to his followers, telling them all of his woes with the hope a savior would emerge.Â
He got another warning in his direct messages from another gainer. "Be careful what you wish for. The bigger you get, the more you're going to find people who are serious about this. The dark end of this community will drag you in if you're not prepared to handle it. There are guys who will keep pitching in with a meal or two, and guys who will take over your life."Â
That was what we had in mind when he met with Tom. Tom was a slender man who wore a dark suit and a sly smile. Tom had watched his videos since the very beginning. The bigger he got, the more active he had become in the comments.Â
"It's such a pleasure to get to meet you in person. I wish it was under different circumstances."
'Well these don't have to be sad either.â
âI didnât say they were sad; I only wish they were different. I think every man of your⊠stature should be excited by the prospect of leaving your job to spend the rest of your days eating and having a good time.â
âWell I donât know if itâll be the rest of my days.â
âI canât imagine after this little experiment youâll be begging to be back working a 9 to 5.â
âI canât imagine Iâll enjoy being unemployed.â
âItâll help when you stop thinking of yourself as unemployed and more as a full-time content creator.â
âRightâŠwhat's the catch?â
A few months later, Jamie was living in the lap of luxury. Tom hired someone to come around every day to take care of chores and get him whatever food he wanted. (Tom had also hired him to ensure that food was now always within arms reach and Jamie did as little physical labor as possible.He would get a bonus ever time he could sneak in appetite stimulant or weight gain shakes into his diet) Jamie spent the first couple weeks just testing his new helper on the lengths they would go for his every craving. He never found something he wanted that wouldnât show up for him in multiple greasy bags ready to be devoured. Catering pans filled with burritos or lasagna would show up whenever he wanted.Â
Jamie was glad for the extra hands around the house because it meant he could devote all his time to his favorite hobbies. He could binge watch shows and play video games for days. The internet would graciously supply him with any kind of entertainment to keep his mind distracted while giant bags of chips disappeared into his maw.Â
The best part, Jamie thought, was having Tom around. All the nagging voices of his coworkers were replaced with Tomâs. He would come over when he got a break or after work, usually toting a bag filled with Jamieâs favorite treats. While Jamie shamelessly licked his fingers and the bag for every morsel, Tom would whisper into his ears how sexy he found him. He would tell Jamie how proud he was every time he found fresh fat and stretch marks while he caressed his body. Whenever Jamie got nervous and embarrassed about outgrowing clothes, Tom would celebrate and order in the finest meals he could find. Tom had transformed unemployment into being the best thing that ever happened to him.Â
Time slipped away and pounds piled on. The bubble of indulgence burst when Brandon paid Jamie a surprise visit. The helper opened the door slightly and Brandon barged in.Â
âJamie, I think thereâs something you should- dear Lord! What the hell?â Brandon took in the full extent of Jamieâs new level of obesity. He would check in on videos occasionally, but months had passed since he last saw him in person. âThe camera really doesnât do justice on how big you look.â
âThatâs what Tim says too. He says Iâll waste away if Iâm not careful.â Jamie let out a nervous chuckle that shook his bean bag sized belly.Â
âBrandon, do you know how much Tim is keeping from you? Do you even know how much you weigh?â
âWell I got fired around 500 and we just did a milestone video not too long ago, so I figure I should be in the early 600s.â
âThat milestone video was for 700 and that was six months ago.â
âWell time sort of gets away from you when you donât have to be at work five days a week. But Iâm making the best out of the situation. Iâve got great TV and these delicious snacks that honestly taste like butter and sugar.â
âIt probably is just lard and sugar,â Jamie said. âAnd this isnât raising any red flags for you? Arenât you worried about fitting through doors anymore?â
âNot since we widened them all. I had a few incidents where I got stuck.â
âA few?â
âWell the first time, I thought it was a freak accident, but then it kept happening and each time it was harder for me to get out. There was one time Tim was going to grease me up to get me out the door with some butter, but I had already eaten it all during a feeding session.â
âAnd again, youâre okay with all this? A man just emerges from the internet and you let him feed you off a cliff?â
âHonestly, it didnât take as much convincing as you might think. Tim has this belief that just some people were born to be fat and thatâs it. That being fat is our role to play in the world. And like I probably couldâve gone into the job market and fought for another boring job I donât even like just to make ends meet, but my other option was to be perfectly fine doing exactly what I want to do. I enjoy eating and lounging around all day and the more I do it, the bigger I get, the more money I make to spend on food and fun stuff. Outgrowing clothes, furniture, my car- itâs all just a part of my life at this size. Itâs been a part of my life for years now, decades almost. And the price to pay- the stuff that my doctors used to say to scare me- Iâve made my peace with it. Iâve spent too much trying to be scared by it already. One more cake isnât going to make the difference.â
âGive up, heâs already made up his mind.â Tim said, emerging without warning. âThis is who he is now. Heâs settled completely into a life of being fed and pampered. Now all he wants in life is to keep growing for me and his subscribers. That strong-willed guy you used to know is gone. Heâs accepted life as a fat boy. .â
The doorbell rang. The caretaker opened the door and in came a man in a polo with a gigantic grease stained brown paper bag. The smell of all kinds of food filled the house. Jamie looked at Brandon who was licking his lips. Brandon couldnât contain his excitement. Brandon said, stunned, âThis is really your life now. This is what fills your life with happiness. Do you even have any of your mobility left?â
âOf course I do. Look, Iâll go fetch my mid-afternoon snack from the kitchen myself.â
âSnack?â
Brandon rocked back and forth, trying to get some momentum. For a brief second, he made it off the chair. Then the momentum switched directions. The weight of a family of four slammed into the sofa. The wooden frame underneath let out a scream before the whole left side broke into pieces.Â
âAre you okay?â Tim yelled out.Â
âLet me help you back up.â Jamie stretched out his hands.Â
âNo, I can get up by myself.â Brandon tried the trick again. He rocked back and forth and hauled himself up with a mighty groan. Breathlessly, he said, âI told you I could do it.â Â
Brandon waddled slowly towards the kitchen. Every thunderous step shook the house, rattling anything not nailed down. It was hypnotizing watching the dimpled folds of his body pillow-sized thighs brush past each other. His gut swung like a pendulum back and forth out of the bottom of his shirt. Every movement made his shirt slide further up his belly until it was blocked by his chest. The sound of his panting was hard to ignore as it grew louder. It didnât seem like a long distance from the sofa to the kitchen counter, but when Brandon got there, it was like he had completed a marathon. Everyone was stunned by the sight, except for Brandon.Â
âAll of this is for me, right?â Brandon said, catching his breath, âIâve been hungry since I finished my second round of lunch an hour ago.â Brandon tore apart the bag and stuffed a fistful of seasoned fries into his mouth while he rifled through the containers.Â
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drops of jupiter pt. 2
authorâs note: lol i accidentally posted the beginning of this part in part one, so if you saw that, no you didnât. again, this is not a super light read, deals heavily with depression, though itâs never explicitly stated. think liability by lorde/this is me trying by taylor swift. also iâm sorry for the amount of shrugging and sighing in this fic and the first part. every character is in a constant state of idk.
warnings: cursing, drinking/getting drunk, depression
summary: being friends with your ex wasnât the dumbest thing youâve ever done, breaking up with him took that slot.
prompts: âI thought I was going to lose you.â / âi just need you.â / âwhat the hell were you thinking? / âi donât know who you think i am but iâm not leaving.â / âfeel my fucking heartbeat right now and tell me i donât love you.â
then
âwe need to get up,â jack mumbled into your neck, his arm strewn over your waist.
âwhy?â you asked. âweâre on vacation.â
âvacation with my family. i wouldnât put it past my brothers to harass us any minute now.â
you hummed and snuggled further into your pillow.
a bang pounded on the door that had you both flinching. you clutched the comforter to your chest even though you were both fully clothed.
âjack get up! weâre going to work out.â you heard quinnâs voice on the other side of the door, and if you listened closely, you could hear luke snickering.
âweâre on vacation!â you called back. âcome back at a reasonable hour.â
â7 is reasonable!â quinn replied.
"in what world?â you groaned. but jack got up anyway, tossing on a clean shirt and a pair of joggers. âwait, where are you going?â
jack walked over and kissed your forehead. âgo back to sleep, iâll see you later.â
you watched him walk out before shutting your eyes and succumbing to sleep once more. when you woke up next, you went downstairs and were met with ellen standing at the kitchen island eating toast and eggs.
âyouâre awake!â ellen greeted. âwant some breakfast?â
you nodded and took a seat at the island. âbut i can make it--â
âabsolutely not. youâre a guest here, and guests donât make breakfast for themselves.â she turned around and started cracking eggs into a pan before tossing some toast in the toaster. she seasoned the eggs and let them cook before turning back around to you. âdid you sleep well?â she asked. you were fully expecting a teasing tone since you did sleep in the same bed as her son, but she was being genuine.
âslept fine,â you said.
âi bet,â ellen started. âall of you were very busy yesterday.â
and she wasnât wrong. you spent most of the day on the lake, whether that was sunbathing on the boat or wake boarding. by the time the sun set, you were exhausted.Â
you glanced around the downstairs. âthey still arenât back yet?â
ellen tossed her head back and laughed. âsweetheart, itâs only been an hour since theyâve left. if anything, theyâre probably headed to the ice rink by now.â
âbut itâs summer, the rink should be melted?â
ellen grinned at you knowingly. âthereâs a public indoor ice rink just ten minutes away. they probably went there after working out at the gym.â
âdid jim go with?â ellen nodded. âso itâs just us?â
âjust us.â she turned back around to plate your toast and eggs before she placed the plate in front of you. âhow have you been? howâs school?â
you shrugged. âitâs been alright. nothing to write home about.â
âjack said you seem to be enjoying it.â
âitâs a step to getting where i want to be.â
âthatâs what lifeâs about, hon. taking it step after step.â
now
you stared at your phone for what felt like years. there was no way this was your life, no way that you deserved any of the kindness thatâd been shown to you. there was no earthly explanation for why jack hughes was insisting on you attending one of his games against ahaheim.
âyou need to be social,â was his explanation. âbesides, the boys missed you.â
quinn was in town for his game happening the next night, trevor was playing against jack and nico that night, and the plan was to go to dinner afterwards.
you were nervous to see quinn again, this being the first time you saw him since the break up. you werenât sure how his family took it since you made a point not to text or call regardless of how much you missed them. it just wouldnât be fair to jack.
but he met you outside the arena with a small hug and smile. âitâs been awhile, how have you been?â
you really wished people would stop asking you that.
you shrugged. ânothing much has been going on. howâve you been? i havenât kept up with hockey much lately.â truth be told, you didnât want the reminder and couldnât bear to keep using jackâs logins. you wondered if your account was still on his netflix.
quinn shrugged as well and nodded his head toward the arena so you both could start walking in. âlifeâs been normal, busy, but normal.â
âhowâre your parents?â
quinn tucked his hands in his pockets. âtheyâre fine. they ask about you, miss you.â
you almost stopped walking. you never once considered yourself important enough to be noticed, let alone missed. âand luke?â
âstill at michigan.â
you fell into a comfortable silence after that, something youâve always loved about quinn, your ability to just be without any expectation of conversation. as you made your way to your seats, quinn stayed quiet, waiting until you were seated to finally say something.
âwhat made you come to this game?â he asked.
you wanted to shrug off his comment, to say something flippant, but youâd always been honest with quinn in the past. âjack invited me and i couldnât say no.â
âbut why?â
âi--â you paused. âi donât know. i donât think i could deny him of anything if he asked me.â
he nodded, seemingly content with your lackluster answer, maybe because it was the most honest one youâd given in awhile.
as the game began, quinn would make little comments here and there, mainly about jack and his performance. âheâs playing really well,â heâd say.
after jack scored a goal, you saw him scanning the crowd as nico and his teammates rushed him. but he didnât smile until you two locked eyes. and if you smiled as well, who was to blame you? surely theyâve never seen jack hughes embody the full weight of joy. in the corner of your eye, you could see quinn smirk, but you ignored it in favor of looking at the players.
the both of you walked down to the locker rooms, flashing your lanyards jack had given quinn earlier that day. you stood outside, bouncing on your toes.
âwhatâs got you so antsy?â quinn asked.
you stopped. just now noticing that you were wringing your hands together. âi--uh--â
âyou made it!â nico came out first with his hands open and arms spread wide in greeting.Â
âwhy wouldnât we be here?â quinn asked. âwe made plans.â
it was a brief second, but you caught it nonetheless, the glance nico made toward you that said everything all at once. before you could comment, trevor and jack appeared, the latter having the biggest shit-eating grin youâd seen in awhile.
âwhoâs ready for dinner?â jack asked.
then
âif i was a worm, would you still love me?â
âwhat?â jack laughed, hands buried in your hair as you rested you head in his lap.
âif i was a worm--â
âno, i heard you. i was just giving you an opportunity to say something else.â you slapped his chest lightly with your hand and abruptly sat up before scooting towards the other side of the couch. âhey no, come back.â
ânot until you say that youâd still love me as a worm.â
âwould i even know it was you? how did you turn into a worm?â
âan evil wizard came down and turned me into a worm. does that answer your question?â
jack grabbed ahold of your ankles and dragged you back to him. he pressed his lips to the side of your head and smiled. âiâd love you even if you were the smallest worm.â
now
jack picked out a small italian restaurant twenty minutes away from the arena. when he finally pulled up to the building (all of you riding together), your stomach sank. it looked all too familiar.
the last time youâd been there, was the last date you had before you broke things off. part of you wondered if he selected that place on purpose, but the more rational part knew it was his favorite spot in town.
the five of you walked in and got a table. it didnât go unnoticed that as you all sat down, the only seat left was next to your ex boyfriend.
âitâs nice to have the gang back together,â nico said. âi missed you guys.â you wanted to look down at the table, but when nico made eye contact with you and smiled, you were glad you didnât.
âare you ready to order?â the server came up and asked. âi can give you a few minutes if youâd like.â
you panicked and looked down at the menu. you hadnât been here in so long you couldnât recall what you enjoyed the most. by the time it made it to you, you were no closer to figuring it out.
âyou okay?â jack mumbled.
you looked up to see his earnest eyes focused on you and you alone. not the boys, not the pretty server, just you.Â
âi canât remember what i usually get.â
jack reached over and pointed to the top left spot on the menu. âyou used to get the carbonara.â but you werenât looking at the menu. no. you were looking at his profile, how focused he was at reading the ingredients to make sure it was something you liked.
you knew it because itâs what he used to do all the time.Â
âiâll get the carbonara, please,â you said with a small smile.
the server walked away to place the tableâs orders and conversation picked up again.
âso,â trevor started, staring you down across the table with something akin to smugness on his face. âare you seeing anyone?â
âtrev,â jack cut in.Â
âno, i think we should let her answer,â nico said. âi mean, itâs been awhile since weâve all been together and caught up.â
âi--â you choked out, your heart beating hard in your chest.
âguys cmon,â jack started. âjust leave it.â
there was something in you that sparked up at hearing his insistence you keep quiet. something that rebelled against the idea of staying silent.
so you spoke.
âiâve been on a few dates.â
and the absolute devastation of jackâs face was enough to make you want to take it all back.
then
âdo you really think that baseball cap is gonna hide your very recognizable face?â you asked him as you walked into yost ice arena.
âiâm hoping people will be too busy focusing on the game to look at me.â
âhow could anyone ignore this handsome face?â you asked, taking your hand and squeezing his cheeks into a fish face.
he smacked your hand away and gripped it in his own, swinging it between both of your bodies. the both of you walked over to the row of seats his family saved.
his mother and father smiled at the sight of you. bringing you into a hug like you were a part of their family. and maybe, to them, you were. you and jack had been together for the better part of three years at that point.
despite not having seen his family in a few months, jack still sat on the outside with you tucked in between him and his mother with his hand resting on your thigh.
a shiver went up your spine spontaneously. jack shot you a look before he threw an arm around your shoulder, bringing you in as close as he could with an arm rest between you two.
âyou okay?â
âjust forgot how cold ice rinks are,â you replied in hopes he wouldnât notice your flushed face. three years and that man could still do that to you.
"you get used to it after awhile,â he said as he kissed the side of your head.Â
no, you thought. i donât think i will.
now
dinner wasnât as lively as it once was after your confession. trevor and nico tried to compensate, hell even quinn was making an attempt at conversation, but it was obvious you and jackâs hearts werenât in it.
he wouldnât stop staring at you from the corner of his eye and you couldnât help but stare at the food he remembered you loved right before you shattered his heart again.
it wasnât long before the five of you were headed home after nico covered the bill. jack drove, leaving you in shotgun, and everyone else in the backseat pretending the tension wasnât suffocating. jack dropped the boys off at the arena, with nico saying he could take quinn and trevor to their hotels before they all but scrambled out of the car.
which just left the two of you idling in the parking lot.
after jack saw them get into nicoâs car, you fully expected him to drive off and take you home. but he just sat there.
âhow long did you wait before trying to find someone else?â he asked while staring out the windshield.
âit wasnât like that--â
âthen what was it like? what was i supposed to think? weâve been broken up for five months now and youâve been on multiple dates?â his voice escalated.Â
part of you wanted to shrink back into the seat until you disappeared into the leather, the masochistic part of you fully believed this was what you deserved, the third part felt like a cornered predator.
and thatâs what won out in the end.
âoh donât act like you havenât gone out with some girls--â
âi havenât!â that shut you up really quickly. âi havenât so much as looked at another girl since you broke up with me.â he finally looked at you, but you wished he wouldnât have. the tears in his eyes triggered that part of you that youâd stifled the past few weeks, the part that constantly reminded you how fucked up you were.
so you did the only thing you knew how to do.
you unlocked the door--
and bolted.
then
you were signing discharge papers when jack burst into your hospital room sweating and disheveled. you smiled when he came in, using one hand to wave him closer.Â
âwhat the hell were you thinking? falling off a ladder? what was so important you couldnât wait until i got home?â he walked over to you and straight into your arms anyway, despite his chiding tone.
the nurse took the papers away to be filed and left him with you.
âitâs just a broken ankle,â you said like one would talk about the weather. âitâll be healed in a matter of weeks.â
jack pressed a kiss to the top of your head. âi donât like it. i hate that you got hurt and i wasnât there.â
âthe only one at fault here is me, jack. i was trying to hang up...â you trailed off.Â
âhang up what?â he asked.
but the nurse came back in with a wheelchair and a smile. âyouâre free to go, hon.â
jack wheeled you out to the lobby. the nurse waited with you while he pulled his car up. when his car was parked in the front, he ran back inside and helped you get settled onto your crutches, walking behind you with his hands prepared to catch you should you slip. he helped you into the passenger seat before jogging around the front of the car to drive off.
âso what were you hanging up when you fell off the ladder?â
you smirked. âyouâll see.â
jack rolled his eyes. âif itâs the pictures we got printed, i told you iâd get to it.â
âlike i said, baby, youâll see when you get home.â
he parked in the driveway and told you to stay put until he could help you get out of the car. once you were situated on your crutches, he glanced at you, your leg, and the stairs you would inevitably have to climb before he squatted down and gestured for you to climb on.
âjack, i donât think this is necessary--â
âi think itâll go faster if you just hop on and get it over with.â
you sighed and climbed on his back with one arm loosely wrapped around his neck, the other holding onto your crutches, his arms holding your legs in place around his hips. jack went up the stairs with little to no struggle, which just baffled you. even after living in your third floor apartment for eight months, you still found yourself winded after going up all those steps.
âeach and every day you find a new way to impress me, hughes,â you commented,
âyeah? what is it this time?â
âhow you donât feel like dying every time you walk up these stairs.â
he laughed but didnât offer a response.
âno, iâm serious,â you said. âwhatâs your secret.â
âbeing a professional athlete,â he deadpanned.
you threw your head back and laughed as his foot hit the final stair. jack gently placed you down on the ground while you got situated on your crutches again.Â
âyou good?â he asked.
you nodded. âiâm fine.â
jack unlocked the front door and nearly fell backwards into you when a loud âhappy birthdayâ erupted from inside your apartment.Â
you nudged him forward with your non injured foot but he took a moment to glare at you. âyou broke your leg to hang up birthday banners?â
you leaned in and kissed him. âhappy birthday, jack.â
now
âget in the car.â jack had opened his door and gotten out almost as fast as you had.
but you shook your head and kept walking. âno.â
jack caught up to you rather easily, being in better shape than you for professional reasons. he gently grabbed your wrist and turned you around. âi donât know who you think i am but iâm not leaving you here. itâs late, weâre in the middle of a parking lot--â
âitâs well lit--â
âand youâre not wearing a coat,â he continued on like you werenât even talking. âyouâre gonna get sick or kidnapped so please just get back in the car.â
âi canât,â you whispered.
âwhy not?â
âbecause you keep looking at me like you hate me.â
that stopped him dead cold in his tracks. any movement he had, whether it was his hands running through his hair or his pacing back and forth. âwhat?â and you wanted to take it all back just so you didnât have to hear how broken one syllable could sound.
and then the tears started, the embarrassment and humiliation and the shame from your confession earlier catching up to you finally. âand i donât blame you because i was awful to you."
âwhy would you think that?â
âbecause everyone does!â and youâre so close to tearing your hair out in frustration. with whom? you werenât sure if it was frustration aimed at yourself or jack or the situation.
âiâm not everyone,â he said in the quietest tone youâd ever heard him speak. âokay? i could never hate you, even if i wanted to.â
you kept sobbing. âyou are way too good for me, jack hughes.â
but he shook his head and brought you into his chest, lips pressed to the top of your head. âthatâs not true,â he said. ânot even remotely close.â a beat passed. âi love you.â
âjack--â
he took your hand and placed it over his chest. âfeel my fucking heartbeat right now and tell me i donât love you.â
âi canât do this,â you whispered.
âwhy not? do you not believe me?â
âiâm no good for you, jack! this wonât work. please, just take me home.â
then
a knock drew you out of your reverie from staring at the mirror and obsessing over your flyaways.Â
âitâs for you!â your roommate called. you giggled. actually giggled to yourself at the idea of jack standing in your living room with your roommates.
you rushed out, dress flaring at your thighs. jack turned around at the sound of you coming out of your room and smiled with a bouquet daffodils in his hands.
âyou uh--â he stuttered. âyou look amazing.â
âdo a little twirl,â your roommate giggled.
you spun around before walking over to jack. âhi.â
âare you ready?â he asked once he got his bearings.
you nodded. âjust let me put these in a vase--â
âi got it!â your roommate said. âyou two have fun!â she said before all but shoving you out of the door.
âso what do you have planned?â you asked once you were on the road. you werenât nervous per se, having known jack for a year before he finally asked you out.Â
âwould you stop?â he laughed. âyouâll find out when we get there.â
you huffed and sat back in your seat, looking out the window while jack played some country music on his phone. when he finally parked, you recognized the arena almost immediately as the one he played in regularly.
âyou took your day off from the ice rink to bring me...to the ice rink?â
jack rolled his eyes. âhave some faith. stay here,â he said before popping out of the car and jogging around to your side to let you out.
âi couldâve gotten out myself,â you said.
âi know,â he shrugged. âbut thank you for waiting anyway.â
you walked inside together, hand in hand. jack led you to the locker rooms where he picked up a bag and took your hand again before leading you to the rink.
before you was a blanket in the middle of the rink with a basket full of what you assumed was food.
âyou didnât,â you said.
jack shrugged.
âbut how are we gonna get out there? i donât have skates.â
he unzipped the bag in his hand and pulled out a pair of skates. âyour roommate told me what size shoe you wore. i figured we could eat and then i could show you how to skate.â he explained.
âyou bought these?â you asked.
he shrugged again. âyeah, but it was nothing.â
but it wasnât nothing to you. it was everything.Â
now
you get the call at 4pm from an athletic trainer asking for your name. your heart settles in your throat when you hear the mention of jackâs name.
âthereâs been an accident at the game tonight, heâs being rushed to the hospital right now. we called because he has you listed as his emergency contact.â
âo-okay,â you whispered into the phone. âwhich hospital is he going to?â the athletic trainer gave you the information as you hurried out the door in a pair of shorts and a tee shirt and slippers.Â
you didnât remember to go the speed limit, hell by the time you got to the hospital, you werenât even sure if you ran a red light or not. all you could focus on was jack.
jack was hurt.
jack was hurt.
jack was hurt.
you needed to call ellen. you needed to call jim. you needed to call that old lady who lived across the hall and ask her to check if you locked your front door. but all of that took a backseat because jack was hurt.
when you parked, you were taking up two spaces, but didnât give a fuck because you were sprinting to the front doors of the hospital. âhi,â you greeted the front desk woman. âiâm here for my boyfriend?â
âyouâll have to be a little more specific, baby,â she said.
âi--â
you heard your name being called and whipped your head around to see the athletic trainer standing there. âi can show you to his room, follow me.â
you nearly cried in relief and followed the trainer. âdo you know whatâs going on?â
the trainer shook her head. âwe had an idea, but weâre not doctors.â
you nodded, unable to say anything else, even as you entered the elevator. the both of you walked out of the elevator and headed down a long hallway to the very end. she gestured at the door and nodded for you to go in.
you couldnât breathe. not when even when you saw him laying in bed laughing at a tiktok on his phone with his left leg propped up.
he looked up when you walked in the room. âhey--â but he didnât have time to finish before you were sprinting across the room, grabbing his face in your hands, and kissing the life out of him.
it took him a second, but he responded fairly quickly, his own hands winding around your waist. you werenât sure how much time passed before you were pulling away and looking him in the eyes.Â
âare you okay?â he nodded, rendered speechless by your display of affection. âiâm sorry, they called me and i freaked out and i didnât even get to change--â
âdid you--â he looked at you, more specifically what you were wearing. âyouâre not wearing pants or a coat. are you insane? itâs freezing outside and youâre not even wearing real shoes!â
âthey said you were hurt,â you said like it explained everything. âi couldnât think, i just dropped everything and...â
âwhy?
âi--â
âyou rejected me the other night, which is fine, it sucked, but itâs fine. but it doesnât explain why you showed up. i think i at least deserve an answer.â
you do, you thought to yourself. that and so much more.
âiâm your emergency contact,â you replied.
âshit,â he said. âsorry i forgot to change that, iâll--â
âand youâre still mine.â he stopped his rambling as you stroked his cheeks with your thumbs. âwhen i got the call, i thought i was gonna lose you.âÂ
âyouâre never gonna lose me, baby.â he moved your hands off his face so he could hold yours. âiâm yours, always have been, always will be.â
âi love you,â you smiled.
and it was like the sun came out in the middle of that hospital room when he smiled back at you. jack pulled your lips to his, or at least tried to. you both kept smiling too much for it to fully be considered a kiss.
âdo you remember,â you said against his mouth. âdo you remember when you moved out and took all our stuff?âÂ
âmhm,â he hummed, but he was too busy chasing after your lips.
âi kept the skates.â
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Jen is fully awake, bright eyed and stomping around looking at the art when we arrive at the gallery. I suspect she's hopped up on sugar after I bought her a plate of overpriced pancakes in a cafe in the middle of town.Â
âWoman, yearning,â after reading aloud from a gallery placard next to an abstract work she stands back to ponder it for several seconds. âWhereâs the woman? I just see blobs. Ugly blobs too.â
âIs that a serious question or are you just giving out?â
âIâm offering my critiques,â she says haughtily, narrowing her eyes at it. âThe point is that I wouldnât hang that in my house.â
âHang it where? Itâs like, fifteen feet tall.â
âWell, all Iâll say is that Iâm now a woman, yearning for my ten seconds back.â
Evie titters.Â
âDonât encourage her,â I mutter, âItâs better to ignore it. She did this when I took her to the zoo once too.â
âYou donât like the zoo?â Jen doesnât hear her because sheâs already rushing to the next room, and as I suspect, to the merciful end as quickly as possible. I answer for her, âNo, she hated it.â
âWas it the sad animals?â
âNo, her feet just hurt. There was too much walking.â
The room we follow Jen into is stark and completely bare, save for an enormous, rusted iron sculpture dangling by a chain from the ceiling. I know what she is going to say about it before she does.Â
âI just donât understand how this is art. Itâs just ugly, and it makes no sense to me. Iâm sorry if that makes me sound ignorant, but I just donât see the skill in this.â
âItâs not really about the skill though. Itâs all in the process,â I'm explaining this for probably the fourth time this hour, but I can see in Jenâs face that she's frustrated, genuinely so, and I really do feel bad for her. While it was nice of her to come, I feel I should have just let her stay at home and hang out on the beach with one of her magazines for the day.
Evie bends to read the placard, âItâs supposed to evoke a reaction, and I guess you being confused by it counts as a reaction, so you could say that itâs done its job,â She turns and flashes a sympathetic smile at Jen. This is a very nice thing sheâs done, attempting to help her to relate to the art, but I suspect from the aura of complete resignation emanating from her that we are past the point where such a thing is possible.Â
As a last ditch effort I try to gently explain the purpose of modern art in a way that sounds accessible, and not like Iâm just regurgitating my art history textbook, but her eyes have glazed over. She doesnât care about the sculpture, she doesnât care about what it means or how itâs intended to make her feel, sheâs simply had enough.Â
âI donât know, guys, I think I'm going to go browse in the gift shop. Iâm not picking up what this exhibition is putting down,â she trudges off towards the stairs and leaves us on our own, her footsteps echoing, distant, then gone.
Iâm aware of the quiet once she isnât there anymore, poking fun at the exhibit, and Evie, who was quiet already, becomes even more so. As she examines the sculpture for longer, I wonder what meaning sheâs found in it. Really, to me it is just kind of a big rusted lump, but Iâm nervous about admitting that to a person who seems to understand what she's looking at. I stand and pretend to enjoy it for an amount of time that feels more acceptable.
When she wanders into the next room I follow. This one has an old TV in the corner, and sunlight streaming in through the big sash windows catching specks of dust drifting through the air. We watch this uncomfortable performance art video of a man stripping down to his underwear and climbing into a bed. It feels sexual in nature, while also feeling kind of weird and not that way at all. I donât know the intention, or which emotion itâs supposed to awaken in me. I say âcoolâ so that she thinks I understand the point of it, though Iâve never much liked performance art. I find it embarrassing to watch.
I donât think sheâs going to try and make any kind of conversation, but maybe she doesnât want to make too much noise in an art gallery. Maybe sheâs shy. My nose runs so I sniff, and even that sounds offensively loud.Â
âSo whatâs your deal?â I ask her as we move onto another exhibit.Â
She pauses, surprised, âTo be honest, thereâs not much to say about me.â
âOf course there is.â
âNo, well,â she laughs self consciously, âIâm not that interesting, is all. I donât want to bore you.â
âSeriously, I want to know.â
Her eyes dart around the room as though she might find something to distract the conversation away from herself, then failing, says, âLike, Tullamore is dull, I go to an all girlsâ school and really, nothing very interesting happens day to day.â
I exhale a laugh. These are her bullet points. I bet this is what she says to everyone to make them stop asking. Unfortunately for her I'm only comfortable when someone is speaking. âSo you wish you could leave.â
She makes a small sound of agreement, and then says nothing for a few seconds. From the centre of the room I watch her drift about glancing at the works. âYeah,â she says eventually, âall the time. I kind of feel like⊠I donât know, like I donât belong there or something. Itâs a small town and I think Iâm just a bit different from a lot of people.â
âI understand that.â
She nods, âIâd love to be somewhere with likeminded people. Thatâs why I really envy you going to Berlin, I just imagine what itâd be like to be able to be fully myself and everyone would be just⊠fine with it.â
She envies me? Already? She wonât for long. âOh well, it was an easy choice for me. I feel the same as you sometimes too, like, I just want to know what else is out there. I donât want to go back to the US, but I donât really want to stay in Ireland either. I donât know about needing to be a different person though. Donât you think that if you were yourself here then people would be fine with it?âÂ
She runs slender fingers along the plush velvet of a barrier, and Iâm struck by how easy she makes it to have this conversation, even with the back of her head. I donât usually talk with strangers like this, but maybe itâs precisely because we are strangers that we can.
Michelle complained sometimes that strange men would corner her on the bus from time to time and start spilling their secrets entirely unsolicited, things like affairs theyâd had, money theyâd gambled away, unforgivable lies they had told. They unloaded it all on some random girl in her school uniform who couldnât ruin them, who theyâd never see again. I wonder is this like one of those demented conversations. There isn't much about Evie that strikes me as especially demented though. Her openness is refreshing.
âI donât know. I feel like Iâve such a history of being⊠odd, and doing weird things, and I donât know if I can come back from that,â she admits, âIâd rather just start again and be a new, better version of myself somewhere else.â
I suppose she is a bit odd. Not in a bad way, but thereâs a certain manner in which she moves, floating about the room, this dreamy cadence to her speech, these brief moments of intensity that cross her face and interrupt that other worldly, spacey look she has. Sheâs her own person. I'm not surprised stuff is hard for her, since teenagers resent people they cannot understand.
I picture her at my school, how the girls might have spoken about someone like her, what the rugby boys would have thought. Yeah, obviously sheâs real fine, imaginary Fitzy says in my head. Heâs picking dirt out of his studs with a twig, bit kooky, though, isn't she? Weird. Like sheâs an alien from Mars or something like that.Â
She meanders over to a bench and sits. âWhat about your friends though?â I join her, âand your boyfriend? Donât they like this current version of you?â
She squawks out a raucous laugh that ricochets through the room, and several people look at us. Her eyes widen and she clamps her hands over her mouth, like what I just heard was the expulsion of a demon and not just a natural laugh, âSorry, I donât know what that was!â Â
âDid I say something I shouldnât have? Sorry, your reaction was just-â
âNo no, just you said that Liam is my boyfriend and-â
âOh, shit, heâs not? My bad, I just assumed,â I assumed because he told me as much. Was he lying or does he just not know?Â
âNo, heâs not. I donât know what he is, we just hang out and stuff. Heâs a really nice person.â
âHe is,â I debate whether to say more. âHm. I always feel so bad about Liam.â
âWhat? Why?â
âBecause we used to be so mean to him when we were younger.â
âReally?â
âYeah, he was just this happy little kid, he always wanted to be involved with us, but it was like, he was always way too eager, you know what I mean? We thought he was this hokey little country boy, we used to think it was really funny to mess with him.â
âWhat kinds of things did you do?â
âNothing terrible. Just⊠it was more likeâŠâ I shouldnât have started this conversation, âHe thought that we were really grown up or something, I guess, and he wanted to come and hang out the whole time, which was fine. The guys just had this thing about not sharing our drink with him, you know, because itâd be a waste because heâd just end up getting sick and having to get his mother to come and pick him up from the party. So we started pouring him drinks out of a vodka bottle filled with water, and he never noticed.â
âThatâs not badâ Evie says charitably, âThatâs actually responsible in my opinion, and I honestly wish that Kelly would fall for that kind of trick, but she can sniff out alcohol like a bloodhound.â
âNah, like the bad part is how much he really didnât notice it. It was like a crazy placebo effect or something, and heâd still stumble around like he was drunk. We thought it was hilarious. And then one time when we were fifteen Joe got weed from this guy in town and everyone wanted some, but like, Liam was there and we knew itâd be a bad idea to give him some.â
âSo what did you do?â
âThe classic - I got some herbs from the kitchen cabinet and rolled them up for him, and then guess what?â
âHe didnât notice?â
âRight! He didnât even notice. He smoked our little fake joint and then-â God, why am I laughing? Shouldn't this story have stopped being funny? â-and then after an hour he was rolling around on the rug saying that he could taste colours and that like, the fibres of the rug felt so soft. We had to get his mother to collect him again.â Itâs my turn to let out an obnoxious, echoing cackle, and once again, everyone in the room looks at us.
âYouâre a mean boy,â Evie chides, but she doesnât look like she means it. She looks like she likes it.
âI know. Iâm a bastard.âÂ
I get to my feet. âWe should go and see the rest of the exhibits. I donât want to leave Jen down in the gift shop all day, sheâll be bored.â
Evieâs smile wavers, but she nods, âOkay. Sorry... I didnât mean to hold you up.â
âYou didnât, I just thought youâd be rearing to see the rest of the art.â
âYeah,â she says, then hesitating, âitâs a bit unusual, isnât it?â
I chuckle, âTo be honest Iâm not sure I like it.â
âOh, thank God you said that. I hate it too, I didnât think I was allowed to say it.â
We giggle and I swerve straight for the exit. âC'mon then, let's do something else.â
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#lucky boy 2010#Jude was always controversial for saying this stuff about Liam#but i never decided if it was intentionally malicious or not#i guess i still don't know#important anyway i guess cos it comes up later
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captive prince book 1 highlights & annotations
chapter 5
indented text is from the book. some quotes have commentary, some do not. some comments are serious, and some are definitely not. most of them will only make sense to people who have read the series. and, like, there are spoilers. so please read the books first if you're interested!
also: part of the reason i'm doing such a close reading is to study cs pacat's style, especially in terms of how she does romance and erotica. there are "craft notes" that might seem weird, like i'm being redundant or restating something rather than analyzing, but those are more things that i want to remember/take away from the writing!
i'm going to tag these longer posts with "sam reads capri" in case anyone wants to read them all at once.
this is a google doc i wrote with overall content warnings for the captive prince series. it's not perfect, but i do think it's important to include.
Laurent moved off a few steps. Damen saw him lift a hand to the back of his own neck, as if to release tension. Saw him do nothing for a moment but stand and be quiet and breathe the cool air scented with night flowers. It occurred to Damen for the first time that Laurent might have his own reasons for wanting to escape the attention of the court.
i appreciate this hint of their future dynamic :)
A silence opened up around Laurentâs words. In it, their meaning changed. Herode began, âIââ Then he looked at Damen, and his expression grew alarmed. âIs this safe? Heâs broken his leash. Guard!â
context: laurent needs herode to think that damen deserved the flogging, so he took him somewhere private and broke his bindings, framing damen as disobedient. nice moment ruined >:(
âIf youâre concerned that my memory for wrongs against me is longer than ten months,â said Laurent, âthereâs no need for anxiety. I am sure you can persuade me you were genuinely mistaken.â
translation: âmake it up to me, disloyal coward.â the way laurent deals with this person, who lacks loyalty and integrity, foreshadows how much he will struggle to hate damen, who has more loyalty and integrity than any sane person probably should
âHow thoughtful of you, Councillor,â said Laurent. âHe turned to Damen and said in a melting voice, âYour back must hurt terribly.â âItâs fine,â said Damen. âKneel on the ground, then,â Laurent said.
absolutely no strategy here, laurent just sucks. "oh you're comfortable for once? let's see what i can do about that." also the fact that laurent is trying to appear likable to herode but still cannot resist being a bitch to damen is sooo funny
His best feature was a pair of amazing blue eyes, unmatched by any Damen had ever seen, except for the ones he had recently been staring into.
damen has a talent for thirsting over laurent in the most backhanded manner possible
His skin was fair and his curling light brown hair was burnished with gold. He was exactly the type that Damen could have drawn down onto the sheets and spent a very pleasant couple of hours enjoying.
damen likes blondes mention #4. erasmus barely scrapes by, but the word âgoldâ tells us everything we need to know
âWell?â Laurent said. âCan you couple adequately, or do you just kill things?â
god he sucks. also, âadequate.â
Damen thought that given the choice between the lash and a conversation with Laurent, he might actually choose the lash.
âHeâs not very talkative,â remarked Vannes. âIt comes and goes,â said Laurent.
laurent continues to shoulder the burden of being the funniest bitch in this entire court
Damen was sickened by the idea of some noblemanâs boy offering himself up to be hurt on the assumption that it would play to Laurentâs tastes. Then he thought of all he knew of Laurent, and only felt sicker, because of course the boyâs assumptions were probably correct.
context: i donât think laurent is an equal-opportunity sadist, or even a sadist at all. he just really hates damen specifically, and mirrors the viciousness of his culture to survive
If there was anything explicit on view, it must be the absence of all desire to be where he was.
the garden scene. okay.Â
first, context: a possible explanation for laurent volunteering damen could be a desire to see him experience a similar situation to his own abuse from his uncle, since damen is the reason laurent lost his protector. however, that doesnât quite sound right to me, because wouldnât seeing this whole tableau just re-traumatize laurent? then again, laurentâs life in the veretian court is pretty much endless re-traumatization, all day every day. so i suppose in his mind, he might as well get something out of his own shitty circumstances, and that something in this case is revenge. misery loves company, after all.Â
also, sex to laurent is a matter of control and power, rather than love or pleasure. so to him, both this and the fighting ring might feel the same as any other kind of violence. he doesnât care about the additional violation that sexual assault carries towards his enemiesâand at the end of the day, laurent knows that he himself has probably been through worse.Â
the exception to this is nicaise, or anyone else who laurent deems innocent and disempowered. those people, he will try to protect to the very best of his ability. but at this point in the series, laurent sees damen not only as a shitty person, but also a shitty person with power. he knows that damen is not a slave, but a prince. a prince who keeps slaves of his own. so in laurent-brain, i can see how this could be twisted into something justifiable. or just not worth justifying at all.
it still isnât right, though. they could have done this and been just as horny about it with, like, dubious consent rather than none. i think i would feel more comfortable finding elements of this scene hot if that were the case, but i respect and appreciate that the point of this book is not simply to Be Hot. and to be fairâinstant gratification, moral simplicity, and straightforward execution are not very compelling qualities for an erotic scene to possess. iâm just glad that the rest of the sex-adjacent scenes in this series between damen and laurent are explicitly consensual, because this scene would be harder to accept within the seriesâs ethical framework and the development of their love story if it happened multiple times.
i want to analyze the craft here, but i feel uncomfortable dissecting what i know to be a non-consensual scene in order to determine what makes it hot. but i also know, undeniably, that the events of this scene are hot, and that hotness was almost certainly written on purpose.Â
for me, the hotness does not come from the lack of consent itself, but rather the action and dialogue happening on the page. i donât think the lack of consent is necessarily meant to be hot hereâitâs the absolute insanity of laurentâs approach to oral sex, and the power dynamic it creates, that makes the scene memorable. and those elements could easily be reproduced in a consensual scene and have the same effect. so i want to study those elements specifically, to see how they work as erotic writing, removed from the parts that donât.Â
tl;dr: the garden scene is unequivocally non-consensual. however, it is written in a way that eroticizes the circumstances. i can still study the writing where it is effective without finding the circumstances of the scene morally justifiable or hot, in fiction or real life.Â
anyway. i'm trying to study the craft of scenes like this, so i'm going full analysis on this one. garden scene, summarized: Â
setup: laurent is rumored to be frigid and does not partake in the sexual activities of veretian nobility. yet he goes along with this tableau, allowing damen to be used as a participant. i do not think that this is for laurentâs own sexual gratification, because i donât think laurent is in touch with his own sexuality in general. sex means something different to laurent than it does to damen, and the other characters in the scene, and (iâd hope) to the reader as well.
beginning: ancel isnât damenâs type. damen has no strong feelings about ancel as a person. he is not attracted to ancelâs frivolity or weak will. being serviced by ancel is not doing anything for damen. he feels smug about this. it gives him power over laurent, who has permitted this tableau in order to emphasize the power he has over damen.
then: laurentâwho is damenâs type, his worst enemy, and the reason heâs in this situation in the first placeâstarts coaching ancel on how to give head. laurent is completely methodical and detached with his instructions, and is clearly focusing on psychologically tormenting damen, rather than getting off on the display. in other words, he is neither frivolous nor weak-willed. heâs exactly the opposite.Â
meanwhile: damen, our pov character, is no longer immune to whatever the fuck is going on in this scene. he is into this and canât hide it. he has lost the power he briefly had over laurent, and now possesses even less power than he started with. not only is he owned by laurent in the technical sense, but he is being owned by laurent in the horny sense too.Â
and i believe that the intention is for the reader to understand how he's feelingânot to blame him for his interest, because this situation is clearly compelling, to damen and possibly the person reading. laurentâs ability to essentially mindfuck damen across the room, fully clothed, is honestly insane. cs pacat herself says that about laurent in a commentary videoâheâs a mindfucker. itâs intentional and itâs the focal point of the scene. much later on in the series, i think damen even admits that he was paying attention to laurent the whole time. itâs hot. it just is.Â
iâll point out more specific things in the following passages, but thatâs the gist of it. i'm cringing so hard posting this publicly, but if heterosexual women on booktok can post their whole-ass face and gps location while fangirling over colleen hoover sex scenes, i think i can share my messy gay mindfucking analysis on a website that hasn't been a part of the public consciousness since like 2017
Laurent was watching Damenâs face with the same cerebral attention that he might apply to a strategic problem. âHe likes that. Do it harder,â said Laurent.
craft note: laurent openly observes damenâs responses, notices exactly what works, tells ancel to do that specifically because âhe likes it,â and that turns damen on even more
personal note: oh my god
Damen could feel his thighs tighten, then, minutely, spread, his breath quickening in his chest... He turned towards Laurent. It was a mistake to look at him. Even in the shadows of evening, Damen could see the relaxed arrangement of Laurentâs body, the marmoreal perfection of his features, and the detached unconcern with which he gazed at Damen, not bothering to so much as glance down at Ancelâs moving head.
craft note: damen loses his resolve, looks to laurent for mercy, and is just even more mindfucked by the fact that laurent is completely unaffected, not even interested at all
If you believed the Princeâs Guard, Laurent was the impregnable citadel, and took no lovers at all. Right now Laurent gave the impression of a mind somewhat engaged, and a body wholly aloof, untouched by ardour. The ribald fancy of the Princeâs Guard held a kernel of plausibility. On the other hand, the aloof, untouched Laurent was at this moment delivering a precise treatise on cocksucking.
god, this is SO fucking good. damen is basically admitting that he canât believe laurent is entirely sexless, because he is managing to fuck him without even having sex at all.
craft note: that is the perfect moment to insert a crass word, after paragraphs of more clinical descriptions. i love that the only time we hear âcocksuckingâ in this scene is in reference to laurent not actually sucking cock, while it is (intentionally, i assume) not used in reference to the actual cocksucking thatâs happening on the page.Â
also, "precise treatise" cracks me up, as someone currently writing what could be considered a precise treatise on this scene.
The image of Ancel... was joined in his fragmenting thoughts by the sudden harsh desire to get his hands on Laurentâs body and exact revengeâboth for his actions and for his airy absence.
damenâs desire to get laurentâs attention because he wants to fight him, but also because he wants laurent to see him come⊠diabolical writing. craft. whatever. this is an objective and academic analysis.
Damen was... pushed back down onto his knees. Laurent was seated opposite, legs crossed. Damenâs eyes fixed on him, and looked nowhere else; his breathing was still noticeable, and his pulse rapid, but anger produced all the same effects.
whoâs ancel?
additional thoughts on erotic elements in the garden scene: i think what i like here, is that⊠yeah, itâs horny. itâs indulgent, easily the most blatant instance of kink weâve seen so far. but itâs not really what i think frequent readers of this kink genre would expect, or even want to readâit is a subversion, with laurent completely disrupting the basic scenario that everyone else (but damen) in the scene wants to mindlessly enjoy.Â
but that subversion, to me, just makes it hotter. thereâs physical stuff happening, sure, but the real eroticism comes from the words, emotions, and power exchange between laurent and damen. the scene doesnât give the reader the simplicity of âsomeone topped, someone bottomed, here are several pages of mechanical description.â the actual sex act is described almost clinically, just how laurent dictates. and itâs definitely not as simple as whoâs topping and whoâs bottomingâwhatever the fuck happens here is way weirder and messier than that, and so much more compelling.Â
basically, i think that this scene fails to be hot in all the ways a reader of this kink genre would expect it to be hot. the real hotness comes from the bizarre subversion we get instead, that we just have to kind of accept without any closure or explanation. itâs either an unsexy sex scene, or a sexy not-sex scene. maybe itâs both. either way, itâs insane.
how can i replicate this?Â
set up a thing that follows expectations. donât actually do the thing. do something significantly more insane than the expected thing. do not elaborate on the insane thing, leaving more questions than answers, and move on as if it wasnât insane at all. this is a good method for not-sex scenes, too.
Laurent, for his part, was relaxed, one arm spread out over the back of the bench.
laurent lean #4
âIâll offer for you, if you like. When the time comes. I wouldnât want you in my bed, but youâd have all the same privileges. You might prefer that. Iâd offer.â
context: this is the best possible way laurent can protect nicaise within the confines of their culture. and âyou might prefer thatââlaurent wants nicaise to be able to foster his intelligence and talents (his "privileges") as a growing person, without having to be a sexual object.
âHe gives them all up,â said Laurent, âeven if youâre more enterprising than the others have been.â âHe likes me better than the others.â A scornful laugh. âYouâre jealous.â And then it was Nicaiseâs turn to react to something he saw in Laurentâs face, and he said, with a horror Damen didnât understand, âYouâre going to tell him you want me.â âOh,â said Laurent. âNo. Nicaise . . . no. That would wreck you. I wouldnât do that.â Then his voice became almost tired. âMaybe itâs better if you think that I would. You have quite a good mind for strategy, to have thought of that. Maybe you will hold him longer than the others.â For a moment it seemed as if Laurent would say something else, but in the end he just stood up from the bench, and held his hand out to the boy. âCome on. Letâs go. You can watch me get told off by my uncle.â
context: nicaise knows that anything laurent wants, his uncle will not let him have. believing that laurent hates him and would offer for him out of spite, nicaise takes the offer is a threat. laurent, who isnât threatening him at all, realizes that nicaise is right. laurentâs attempts at protection would only get nicaise hurt. the best he can do is banter with the kid and look after him from a distance. this house is a fucking nightmare.
#there's some uhhhhh vaguely nsft stuff in this one#it's craft analysis. literally just craft analysis. i am doing media literacy.#capri#captive prince#lamen#laurent of vere#damen of akielos#niciase#sam reads capri
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The Best of the Worst | Charlie Kelly
Charlie Kelly noticed the pretty blonde girl just as Dennis Reynolds tried to make her into another one of his conquests.
Warnings: Mature themes/language. Violence. Sexual content.
Part One
Part Two: Juliette Loses Her Job
Juliette Grant was late for work. She hated her job waitressing at Guiginoâs. It was one of the most boring and irritating jobs sheâd worked. The only reason sheâd stayed this long was for the decent pay. Otherwise, she probably wouldâve quit a year ago.
But for some reason, sheâd decided the almost good money was enough for her to deal with the frustrating hours and irritating customers. The day before, when she had met a guy named Charlie Kelly, she had had a rare experience of a customer willing to acknowledge his friendâs poor treatment of her, and an even rarer experience of a guy who liked her who was actually nice.
âJuliette?â
Juliette turned as she finished setting down a plate of spaghetti for a customer to find one of the waiters, Danny, was standing behind her.
âYeah?â she asked.
âJohn wants to talk to you,â her coworker informed her.
The manager at Guiginoâs.
âWhat does he want?â Juliette questioned.
Danny just shrugged. âI donât know.â
Juliette rested her hands on her back, sighing as she walked off to the back office to speak with her manager. She walked out of the office about ten minutes later, a thousand yard stare on her face.
âHey,â Lexi, one of the other waitresses that sheâd made casual work friends with, said as she approached her. âWhat happened?â
Juliette slowly turned to look at her, unable to zone back in.
âI just got fired.â
*****
An hour later, Juliette was still outside of Guiginoâs, sitting in the back alley and smoking. No one approached her for the entire hour that she was outside. She hardly even saw anyone pass by, until she heard someone clear their throat.
âHeyâŠâ
Juliette slowly looked up, face stained with mascara-coated tears.
âHey!â Charlie Kelly exclaimed, immediately flopping on his butt to sit next to her in the dirty alleyway. âWhatâs wrong?!â
Juliette looked at him as she sniffled tearfully, barely able to speak.
âIââ
Charlie waited patiently as she cried, choking on her words.
âI got fired!â Juliette sobbed, still holding the lit cigarette.
âWhy would they do that?!â Charlie cried out automatically.
âI donât know!â she wailed. âThey just⊠got mad at how many smoke breaks I was taking! And then this other waitress started a rumor that I do heroinâŠ!â
âOh my God, thatâs horrible!â Charlie exclaimed. âWhat a bitch!â
âI know!â Juliette sighed, looking down at herself shamefully.
Charlie frowned empathetically, trying to help clean her up as his way of being helpful. He reached for the lit cigarette in her hand, which was still suspended in midair.
âDo you mind?â
âYeah,â Juliette nodded, still sniffling as Charlie took the cigarette.
But instead of taking a drag like she thought he was going to, Charlie took the cigarette from her and lightly ashed it, so that he could save it for her. He held the half-smoked cigarette in his hand as he looked at her, saddened by the way the tears stained her face.
âCan IâŠ?â
âYeah,â Juliette nodded somewhat pathetically.
Charlie sighed, licking his thumb as he gently rubbed at her face, trying to wipe away the tears. Normally, Juliette wouldâve found this behavior from a stranger to be a bit disgusting, but in this case, she found it was endearing and reminded her of her grandmother.
âI gotta get this off,â Charlie mumbled to himself, âYouâre so prettyâŠâ
Juliette looked at him, smiling slightly at the genuine compliment.
âSorry,â he said immediately, feeling guilty.
âItâs okay,â she murmured.
Charlie cleared his throat again, stopping as he tried to think of the right thing to say.
âDid your manager yell at you when he fired you?â he asked her.
âNo. Heâs a good guy⊠He said he didnât really wanna fire me, but the other waitress threatened to get corporate involved,â she told him.
âOh. Well, at least he didnât yell at you,â Charlie offered with a certain naĂŻvetĂ©. âDennis yells at me all the time. So does Dee. And Mac. Almost everyone,â he concluded, still sounding oddly chipper.
âThat sucks,â Juliette said sadly.
âYeah. Itâs whatever, though. Theyâre my friends,â he shrugged it off.
He sat silent for a while, trying to think of something good to say. Charlie never knew what to say to people, especially more normal people; it seemed he was always saying the wrong thing. It had never really bothered him before, but just this once, he wanted to say the right thing and sweep the girl off her feet. Or at least comfort her in the moment. That, he figured, was the most important thing.
âAreâŠâ
Charlie tried to come up with the right way to say what he wanted to say as Juliette waited patiently.
âAre you my friend?â he asked her.
She nodded, finding herself more than willing to be friends with him.
âYeah. Yeah, I am.â
*****
Juliette unlocked the door to her apartment, letting Charlie in before her.
âThis is your place?â he asked, looking around in awe.
âYeah,â she nodded, shutting the door behind her.
Charlie wandered into her small living room, full of framed movie posters and leather furniture.
âItâs⊠really nice,â he stared at every individual thing in the room. âAre you rich?â
âNo,â Juliette chuckled, âFar from it.â
âYour place is pretty nice,â Charlie told her, âWay nicer than mine. Iâm surprised you let me come here.â
âWhy?â Juliette wondered. âWeâre friends, arenât we?â
Charlie smiled, liking hearing her say it.
âYeah. Yeah, we are,â he nodded enthusiastically, a wide smile on his face.
âNormally, I donât let men I just met into my home the day after I meet them, but⊠You seem cool,â she said finally.
âHuh,â Charlie remarked, seeming surprised.
âWhat?â Juliette questioned.
âNo, nothing, itâs just⊠People donât usually think Iâm cool,â he explained.
âWell, I do,â she promised him, setting her purse down. âBut, Iâll admit, I do have one question.â
âWhat is it?â he asked.
âWhy⊠were you outside Guiginoâs today?â she wondered, looking into his kind brown eyes.
Surprisingly, Charlie was quick to answer.
âTo see you,â he concluded, as if it wasnât so hard to understand.
Juliette found herself wanting to smile.
âWhy?â
âBecause⊠I like you?â he thought, hoping it was the right answer.
âYou do?â
âWell, yeah,â he nodded. âYouâre cool, and youâre nice, and I just⊠I wanna, like, get to know you and stuff.â
ââGet to know meâ like how?â she asked quietly.
Most guys would have said something sleazy or not true by this point, but not Charlie.
âI donât know,â he shrugged. âLike⊠know your birthday, or your favorite food, or your favorite game to play.â
Juliette couldnât hide the look of pure joy on her face, laughing involuntarily. Charlie had to have been the most pure person she had ever know.
âWhat?â Charlie asked nervously.
Everything about this had seemed unfamiliar to him, until he heard someone laughing at him.
âWhat?â he questioned. âWhat did I say?â
âOh, nothing, nothing,â Juliette promised him in a hurry, trying to reassure him. âJustâŠâ
She sighed after a moment.
âOctober thirteenth, french fries, and poker.â
Charlie was confused for a moment, until he realized what she was responding to.
âOkay,â he nodded excitedly, âOkay! Cool!â
âSoâŠâ Juliette began, giving Charlie her final test as a potential male friend or love interest. âWhat do you wanna do?â she asked him.
âI donât know,â he shrugged innocently. âWatch a movie, or something?â he suggested.
Juliette nodded willingly. âYeah, sure. Anything specific in mind?â
âI donât really know that many movies,â Charlie admitted sheepishly.
âHave you ever seen Donnie Darko?â Juliette asked him.
âNo,â he told her, âBut I want to.â
âYouâve heard of it?â she asked.
âNo,â he responded truthfully. âBut you like it, right?â
âYeah, itâs one of my favorites,â she nodded.
âThen I wanna watch it.â
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Chapter Three
#charlie kelly#charlie day#charlie day fanfic#charlie kelly x reader#charlie kelly fic#sunnyblr#its always sunny in philadelphia#its always sunny in philly#iasip
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@flowercrowngods got me thinking about the Munsons keeping an eye on Max when she moves to the trailer park and Wayne basically adopting her, and it wouldnât leave my mind so this happened
Wayne had been sitting in the chair for so long that his butt felt like it was becoming one with the metal of the seat. He stood up again to pace back and forth, but it was still way too crowded so it only took him a couple of steps before he resigned himself back to his chair.
It had been hours, but the chaos in the hospital still hadn't decreased one bit and he continued to be surrounded by all kinds of people in various stages of distress: crying on each other's shoulders, quietly staring at their own hands, sleeping with one eye open in a corner... There were probably more gnawed off nails and bouncing legs in one space than Wayne had ever seen before in his life.
'Is this seat taken?'
He looked up to find a tall man towering over him, gesturing with a pale hand towards the empty chair right next to Wayne's. Wayne couldn't quite place where he had seen him before, but there was something vaguely familiar about him: big mustache, neatly combed dark hair, a sharp nose and a mole on his right cheek. The look in his brown eyes was uncommonly kind, making Wayne suspect that the man had no idea who he was talking to.
But he nodded and gestured for him to take the seat.
'Who are you here for?' the man asked.
And that was all the confirmation Wayne needed that this man indeed did not recognize him as the infamous serial killer's uncle.
'Some family members,' he answered vaguely.
'How are they doing?'
Wayne tried to suppress a frustrated sigh; not because of this random man who showed him nothing but genuine kindness, but because of the situation â because of the fact that he had been sitting in this waiting room for hours on end and still hadn't been able to see Eddie or Max, no clue how they were doing beyond the information that both of them had been badly injured in the earthquake that tore apart his home.
'I dunno,' he said. 'They wonât let me see them.'
The frown that appeared on the man's face made him feel like he should explain himself. 'One of 'em is in custody and the other's not officially family.'
'I'm sorry.' The man looked like that explanation had sparked about a million questions.
'What about you?' Wayne asked quickly in order to avoid having to answer any of them.
'I've been lucky; I'm not here on any personal business,' the man answered. 'But I'm a teacher at Hawkins Middle School so Iâm here for my students. I just wanted to help in whatever way possible. I talked to a lot of them, just needed a quick break to get my own head right again. Some of them have suffered truly terrible losses today.'
And Wayne finally realized why this man had looked so familiar to him: he had crossed paths with him almost ten years ago, back when Eddie was still in middle school; when the teacher didn't have that frown line between his eyebrows yet and before his own hair had turned gray.
'You're the science teacher, aren't ya?'
'Oh, I'm sorry, I haven't even introduced myself properly,' the man answered while holding out his hand. 'Scott Clarke. Indeed the science teacher.'
Somewhat reluctant, Wayne shook his hand; it felt so soft against Wayne's own rough calloused palm that he felt an odd sense of embarrassment wash over him.
'Wayne Munson.'
And exactly as suspected, Mr. Clarke's face dropped at hearing that name.
'You're Eddie's uncle,' he stated flatly.
Wayne merely nodded.
'They have him in custody?'
'He didn't do it.' The words almost reflexively fell out of his mouth.
'I know.'
And, well, that was pretty much the last thing Wayne had expected Mr. Clarke to say to him.
'What?'
'I know,' he simply repeated. 'I remember him crying when he had to dissect a frog in one of my lessons. And if I recall correctly, he got in trouble multiple times for violating the school health codes by taking sick birds inside the building.'
Wayne couldn't help but chuckle at that memory; he could still clearly picture a much younger Eddie, with shorter hair and chubbier cheeks, giving him a teary-eyed rant about how mean the school nurse was for refusing to patch up the near-dead pigeon he had carried to her office in his bare hands.
'I'm really sorry, Mr. Munson, for how this town has been treating your nephew.'
It sounded a little bit too genuine and all of a sudden Wayne found it difficult to keep looking into those brown eyes that were gazing at him so intensely.
He released a breath of relief when the nurse he had spoken to earlier walked up to him at the exact right moment.
'Mr. Munson, we finally managed to get a hold of Mrs. Mayfield. She's been stuck by the road collapse on the other side of the center, but she confirmed that you're family so you can go see your niece now.'
The words âfamilyâ and ânieceâ had Wayne stunned for a moment. He never quite knew whether Max's mother was okay with him and Eddie basically forcing themselves into their lives, couldn't get a feeling about whether the meals he delivered at her doorstep made her grateful or uncomfortable, whether she thought the Munsons to be meddlesome or appreciated their help. This was more of a confirmation than anything that he had been doing the right thing: this woman trusted him to look after her injured daughter when she couldn't. They were family.
'Are you alright, Mr. Munson?' A gentle tap on his shoulder made him realize that Scott Clarke was still sitting right beside him; he looked up to meet an inquisitive brown-eyed gaze.
'Yeah, of course, I'm â 'm fine,' he stammered, shaking off the emotions that had caught him off-guard and hastily standing up. 'I um, I'll see ya around.'
'Wait.'
Wayne didn't know Scott Clarke very well, but he could swear there was something resembling nervousness in his tight smile.
'I know someone who works here. I could try and ask if they're willing to help you get permission to see Eddie?'
Wayne grimaced. 'I don't think that's gonna work. They think him responsible for triple homicide. I saw they got two armed guards stationed at his door.'
'Well, we can always try; nothing ventured, nothing gained, right?'
And Wayne realized that Scott Clarke had something that he himself had unlearned many years ago: optimism.
He nodded. 'Thank you, Mr. Clarke.'
'Please, call me Scott.'
'Alright. Thank you, Scott. I appreciate it.'
'It's the least I can do.'
And while Wayne walked through the sterile gray hospital hallways, torn between hope and dread for both Max and Eddie, that nervous smile kept lingering in his mind, nudging him to shake the dread and for once choose hope instead. He needed it now more than ever.
#dio i swear this was gonna be about max and wayne but scott just showed up and it completely derailed from there lol#and then i tried to make it about max again but it felt too crammed soooo#have some clarkson instead i guess#don't mind me rambling about stranger things#clarkson my beloved#wayne munson#scott clarke#eddie munson#max mayfield#stranger things#fruity ficlet
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genuine question: how do you stand the loneliness? i'm in my mid 20s and ive never been loved in a way that didnt hurt. i dont want to have to run after ppl begging for the smallest scrap of affection anymore but i keep turning up ppl who, even though they are interested in me and seem generally decent, arent ready to lower their walls and let me in, so its either that or nothing, and im so fucking lonely. i try to bury myself in work and going out as much as i can, but sometimes it hits me, and i dont know how to stand it anymore. i just want to be able to be kind to someone and treat them with all the love and affection i have, and not have to guard myself at the same time or be afraid of them or feel like i can never be sure with them. i think you've been lonely like that for a long time, too, and i dont have anyone who understands. i know the only advice you can give is probably "endure and continue to have self respect", but i dont know how to do that without also becoming small, and sad, and worn out from all the loneliness. if there's anything you can think of that helped you get through it, please tell me--i dont want to burden or overwhelm you, but i dont know what to do anymore, and like i said, you seem like you've survived a couple of those sorts of droughts and i dont have anyone else to talk to about this
so on those first few early dates with c when she was either driving an hour up north or I was taking the bus two hours down to see her, I was so rattled by the experience of building intimacy with someone else that I couldnât really think of what we ought to do with each other on our dates. In the end I decided: we would just do what I ordinarily did to build intimacy with myself, which meant taking lots of long walks all over residential seattle. and Iâd been living there for over ten years at that point, getting around either by walking or by bus. before that Iâd lived in the sticks. before that Iâd lived in the part of the sticks that wasnât connected to the power grid. my earliest memories are long lonely walks. long lonely walks were my primary coping mechanism for debilitating post traumatic stress and survivorâs guilt. and with c it was wild because. it was exactly like going on these walks with myself, only I was more of myself and these walks were more of what they were. whatâs more the internal map of the city I had built in my feet over a decade was suddenly of use. all of the time and neurons I had put into building it were relevant to the present situation.
i packed a backpack once. water and a cheeseboard with a little cheese knife and a can of prosecco and a can of kirin for c and lots of little cheeses and salamis and fruits and veggies and chocolate almonds. And I took c on a long meandering walk that I knew from memory; fremont to the crown hill cemetery to the stairs leading down to golden gardens to the beach at sunset. all places Iâd been by myself and taken my friends to before. places Iâd taken myself to after packing myself a snack and bringing my journal and quite literally staring across the water at a home that would kill me if I ever returned to it. all that time mattered. the time I had spent in that place making those friendships and mourning that life and building that intimacy with myself and the city mattered.
All the years beforeâ giving, giving, gifts to those who could not care, would not give back. How well we made a feast together. Those years of waste were over.
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