#genuine chit-chat

[merakiui]

mera, can u give me link to post about chalk line au pleeasee 🥺👉👈

Yes!! :D here is the origin post. If you would like to read more cute yan with Floyb, the tag fluffy floyd hours is full of similar writings. It's an old-ish thought, but despite that I'm happy it's still enjoyable and discussed even today!!!

I've been so Skully-brained I forgot all about the cutie eel who makes yummy meals for you and is so patient with you and tries to cheer you up in silly ways and is just so soft and gentle,,, 🥺 he's the sweetest eel. It's Jade who needs to be tortured in the most medieval of ways for his crimes........ >:( but maybe it's possible to think of soft, fluffy yan Jade.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

hear me out. high ranking fatui harbinger reader who's known for being cold and closed off that absolutely hates childe, who finds him annoying and thinks he's bad at his job. then one day reader just happens upon foul legacy in a secluded area and immediately adores the abyssal moth, completely unaware that it literally shares a body with childe. sorry if i worded this weirdly😅

OH YESSSSS, Harbinger reader is ALWAYS a plus!!!!

before you met Tartaglia, or Childe, as his codename was, you could safely say that you never HATED any of your coworkers. bored and often irritated by, yes, especially by those like Dottore or Pantalone, but never hatred... before you met Tartaglia. BEFORE. now your streak was unfortunately broken, every encounter with the Eleventh Harbinger filled with bickering and sarcastic comments from both you and him- you swear the other Harbingers are placing bets on who breaks first, but you can't help it! he's just so annoying, always caring more about getting into fights than actually doing his diplomatic work. the only bright side is that he often gets injured and has to stay in the medical wing, giving you a few blissfully quiet, free days before returning to pester you more, much to your dismay

thank the Archons that something else comes along to brighten your already-tedious days a little, an odd creature lurking in the rooms of the Headquarters. no one else seemed alarm by it- either that, or they didn't know- and when you had first come across the towering Abyssal monster it had tilted its head with a soft chirp, tentatively creeping closer before bumping against your outstretched hands. with none of your coworkers nearby, you had smiled as bright as the stars, giving the peculiar beast headpats and scritches behind the twin horns on its head as it purrs and nuzzles happily into your touch, eventually flopping over and snuggling its head into your lap. you return the next evening, and the next, and the next, and the monster is always there, waiting just for you

Foul Legacy has to prevent himself from chittering with delight when he hears your laugh for the first time, sees the smile of the person he and Childe have been pining for, in love with your quick wit and skill on the battlefield. Childe, on the other hand, is muttering curse words in the back of his head- HE wants your pats and smiles as well!!

[itstimeforstarwars]

I love newbies in dead fandoms. Yesterday I saw someone say “I love how small and quiet this fandom is. I hope it never gets big and popular” and I felt like I was a middle aged new yorker ten years after the apocalypse seeing a teenager say “I love this small town, I hope it never grows into a city.” Darling I love your enthusiasm and outlook on life but there used to be skyscrapers here.

[crybaby-bkg]

getting into jjk was the worst mistake of my life im gonna frow up

[joeyclaire]

wow i am such a fun person to be around and i make so many people happy every single day

[coffee-at-annies]

lmao opened tumblr to a bunch of folks swearing revenge vows on what afaict is one of the most mild, factual, and inoffensive pieces of reporting I’ve seen on Geno in a while. Idk read it for yourselves.

[callieisto]

I can’t believe I have to say this. If you are into wincest do not fucking follow me. Jesus Christ. What the fuck.

[reigningm4x]

I'm new so you might previously said but how do you get pap pics?

I own/ran the biggest Niall Horan update account, and through it I got access/connections and found out how to find pap pics cause they were so common. I don't work with or for the photographers or the pap agencies, I don't pay for the photos, I don't do anything other than look on a website. Anyone can see them if they knew where to look* just like that big Charles account/website that has pap pics that were never posted anywhere else!

[seelestia]

to those who asked for part 2 in gambler & knight: i'm working on it! but the ending won't be in that part – which is to say, that silly brainrot is becoming a series with more than just 2 parts. i've decided that penacony arc is too intricate to be condensed into one single part. i hope that's okay 🙏 so pls bear with me!

[interplanet--janet]

fun stabbing nerve pain in my shoulder. just in time

[thetwelfthcrow]

what's with the sudden surge of people yappin about a 4433 fics drought (i don't think i've seen you comment on other works?) and goin on about this need for bottom lewis (at least some of y'all are complaining & writing, like that's a fair combo to me)?

[merakiui]

I go slightly feral over a tweels mafia au. Your thoughts, if you don't mind?

So many thoughts!!! >:)

Imagine being heir to a wealthy company or some sort of organization and you know Don Leech’s guys aren’t big fans of you and what your family do. Maybe it threatens their own business. Maybe it’s something related to the law. In any case, you have a feeling they want you dead. So you do the only sensible thing and propose to one (or both) of Don Leech’s sons. You’ve been born into power and privilege and you know how to wield it just as the twins do. An arrangement in which you intend to solidify yourself as a formidable partner by joining your family and your mafia fiancé’s family with this marriage.

If you’re crazy, then the Leech heir(s) is downright insane for accepting your proposal. Maybe he sees through your plans and wants to have his fun in this little game. Now that you’re married, you’ll be even closer to all of the nefarious and illegal dangers the Leeches get up to, but then it’ll be the same for them. >:) something something you want to snoop in their business affairs while avoiding all manner of assassination attempts while those sleazy twins just want to play with you and see what makes you tick because you’re oh-so-interesting.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Listen!! Brainrot!!

SAGAU Childe/Foul legacy finding out that his s/o(us) were a street racing back in our world!! And a great one at that yall!!

oh my goodness wait wait WAIT first you have to introduce him to vehicles in general!!!

listen, Childe does NOT know what a car is and neither does Foul Legacy. the only thing that comes close is the aquabus in Fontaine, and that's exclusively restricted to water travel (if you ask Childe, he thinks it's just a glorified high-tech boat) so to see a machine that easily take you where you need to go with just metal and a bit of gas, even more so one that's considered COMMON has your two boys completely in awe. unfortunately, Foul Legacy's too tall to fit inside, but Childe's more than willing to sit in the passenger's seat as you drive- it's absolutely exhilarating for him, especially when you go on the highway, and after you arrive at wherever you're driving to you have to sit for a few minutes because Childe's giddy and rapidly tapping his feet with a huge, wonderful grin

as for street racing, my goodness they both think you're so cool. genuinely, they think you're amazing because as much as they love the concept of cars, it also scares them a little because of how easily one wrong move can kill someone when driving, and the fact that you're handling your vehicle so easily is incredible. Childe REALLY wants to come along, but you refuse to let him put himself into danger even more, so he'll watch from the sidelines instead. Foul Legacy, on the other hand, is more concerned with making sure that you're safe. he'll mentally pull Childe away from the crowd and take control of their shared body, watching the cars from a distance until he can see yours, specifically keeping his eye trained on it for the entire race. he lets out a soft purr when it's done, shifting back into Childe to see you with other people. but don't worry, the moment you're home you'll feel claws wrap around your waist as you're scooped into Legacy's arms, rumbling and snuggling you as congratulations on a job well done

[itstimeforstarwars]

"Excuse me, are you a boy or a girl?" average question, I get this ten times a day.

"Pardon my asking, are you a homosexual?" first of all what the fuck second of all why would you ask an employee that. anyway my sexuality is saving five percent every day and it could be yours too if you sign up for our rewards card---

[crybaby-bkg]

I wish more media understood that you don’t have to include unnecessary racism in order to make a show more interesting or appealing 💔

[plethodontidae]

the whitewashing that toei animation does to one piece genuinely grinds my gears because these people are PIRATES! OUT AT SEA! IN THE SUN! THEY SHOULD BE TAN!!! THEY SHOULD BE DARK!!! USOPP IS A BLACK MAN WHY IS HE AS WHITE AS I AM