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on the phone with god rn to make sure im not on his “strongest warriors” list again for 2025

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Just so you know… There is no “the queen”. Why? 

There are so, so many queens.

They make up half of the human population.

We call them “women”. 

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First pee of 2024

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Wait I did NOT realize that the inquisitor was the one who sought and found Solas' dreaming mind in the return to haven cutscene. I usually select the "that was incredible" dialogue option but when you say "that was... I don't know" (voiced: "when I asked to talk to you I didn't think we'd be doing it in the fade"), he responds with "since you went to the trouble of finding me in your sleep, it was worth doing something interesting," implying that you were asleep the whole time???

That's WILD I always thought that Solas was the one who engineered that encounter but apparently he was minding his business in the Fade when the inquisitor just rolled up and imposed skyhold on top of whatever he was doing and he was like well sure but I hate your choice of venue.

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something so crazy-making about unhealthy mentor-protegé relationships. we're foils, we're mirrors, we're the same person, we're a parent and a child, we're lovers, we're enemies, we'd be better off without each other, we'd kill and die for each other

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Can't believe they put a slutty little hood on Viago's armor, and he didn't wear it even once...

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when sasuke goes missing, the nurse tries to look for him in the closet. this is because sasuke is gay.

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whump is such a strange thing for me. ‘oh im having trouble shouldering the burdens of daily life, let me play scenes in my head of someone getting the shit kicked out of them (fictionally), that’ll make me feel better’ and it DOES

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this will be the year I finally convince everyone to abandon New Year's resolutions in favour of Yule Boasting, the clearly superior tradition

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not to be "comment on fanfic even if they are oooold"

But I just read a pretty good fic published in 2014-2015 (you know, roughly TEN YEARS AGO) and I was like, damn this is so cool, I have to leave a comment, even if you know, they probably wont see it...

The author replied less than an hour later.

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so many ship ask games just don't work for my complex toxic ships. there was no first date or cuddling positions, ask me instead about how often stalking occurs or if they'd watch the other sleep

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Breast implants can be haunted and/or cursed just like any other object. People don't realize this and it always comes back to bite them in the clit

Can you come off anon and talk better yet start a podcast with me

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tough fucking luck losing my cart and my pack of camels in the same 48 hour period i suspect that it may have been ghouls

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I am so serious when I say that now is the time to take your activism offline. I am not spending the next four years squabbling on social media or getting woke points by reblogging posts that my followers already agree with. There are real places in your offline community where you can do good if you seek them out

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hyperfixation please stay with me long enough to complete the project. hyperfixation do not fade. hyperfixation finish what you started for the love of god