#genshin roommate au

[luxthestrange]

G.I Incorrect Quotes#113 Dad no-

They Were roommates au...You might have forgotten to tell your adoptive father you have been...somewhat "married" with your roommates while raising a baby diety and a mysterious...baby with Inazuma features who you theorize isn't...human like Nahida for over a year now...you kinda forgot-

Y/n: When you see them, please don’t freak out, ok?...

Cyrus: To think you think so lowly of me, I’m not going to freak out! Whoever you’re dating, I’ll accept them

Y/n: Ok... You can come in

Alhaitham & Kaveh enters the room Nahida and Kuni are with your go to babysitters Dehya and Dunyarzad

Cyrus:  Alhaitham, Kaveh get out of the way, I am about to see who y/n is dating

Y/n*Facepalms*...

Part 5 of:

...ok from a teacher's pov Cyrus loves Alhaitham and Kaveh, and he holds them in a very high light...AS A FATHER POV ALHAITHAM IS A MAN WHO IS A KNOW-IT-ALL AND HAS HORRID EMOTIONAL TALKS-...AND KAVEH IS FIRECRACKER,INDEBT DRUNKARD-...that's why he never connected the dots

[allpiesforourown]

Woke up to like ten asks about this au I'm so glad I could spread my brain rot to you all

[aventurineswife]

College AU

Reader, Kaveh and Alhaitham are roommates in the same apartment and reader sometimes has the moment where they just sit/stand across the room from Kaveh while he is busy with something and yknow stare at him with that lovestruck look cuz they pining hard on that beautiful, amazing, gorgeous bbg.

And Alhaitham had caught on the fact that reader had been crushing on Kaveh for months (a very massive crush) and he just bluntly tells them one day to just say it. And reader freaks out a bit like "Whaaa? Pffft noooo, I dont...dont see him like that, ahahahaha, pls dont spill the beans...."

The rest is up to you 🤭

“If Only You Knew” | Part 1

Summary: You share an apartment with Kaveh, the charming and passionate architect, and Alhaitham, his blunt and logical friend. You've developed a massive crush on Kaveh, and sometimes, you just can’t help but stare at him with lovestruck admiration. Alhaitham, having caught onto your feelings, encourages you to confess, but you brush it off, panicking at the thought of Kaveh finding out. Though you remain the quiet admirer for now, Alhaitham’s words linger, and maybe someday, you’ll gather the courage to reveal the truth.

Tags: College AU, Modern AU, Fluff, Unrequited (but Mutual) Pining, Roommates, Love Confessions (eventual), Slow Burn, Alhaitham Being Observant, Kaveh x Reader, Humor, Light Angst, Crushes

Warnings: Mild language, secondhand embarrassment, unrequited pining (for now), Alhaitham’s blunt honesty

A/N: OMG ITS MY BEAUTIFUL ARCHITECT WIFE KAVEHHH 😍🤭💖 and his roomate... 😐

Part 2

You sat on the edge of the couch, textbook open on your lap, but your attention was decidedly not on the words. Instead, your gaze was fixed on Kaveh, who was sitting at the dining table, his messy sketchbooks and architectural plans spread out around him like the aftermath of a storm. He was fully engrossed, his blond hair falling into his eyes as he leaned over a drawing with that intense, focused look you’d come to adore.

For a moment, you just watched him. His hand moved in practiced strokes, a small smile appearing every so often, as if he was admiring his own work. You didn’t blame him; everything he created was beautiful, a reflection of the way he saw the world. You loved watching his passion, how he became so absorbed in it. Maybe one day, you'd tell him how he looked like an artwork himself, surrounded by ideas that only he could bring to life. For now, though, you’d just stare across the room, hoping he wouldn’t notice the soft, lovesick expression you probably wore.

Unfortunately, someone did notice.

"You're staring again," came a low, matter-of-fact voice from beside you.

You jumped, realizing that Alhaitham had somehow materialized in the living room without you noticing. His usual unreadable expression was tinged with a faint smirk, like he was privy to some secret.

"I—uh—what?" you stammered, trying to act casual as you quickly turned back to your textbook. "I was just...thinking. About, uh, architecture! Yeah. Architecture is...fascinating."

Alhaitham didn’t look convinced. He simply raised an eyebrow, glanced over at Kaveh, who was still oblivious, and then back at you. "You know, you could just tell him," he said bluntly. "Your crush on him isn’t exactly subtle."

Heat flooded your face. "Whaaa? Pffft, nooo, I don’t...I don’t see him like that," you protested, sounding embarrassingly unconvincing even to yourself. "I just...he’s an inspiring person. A friend (okay Adrien-). I admire his...dedication and stuff."

Alhaitham stared at you, unimpressed. "I see," he replied, deadpan. "Admiration. Is that why you’ve been looking at him like he’s the best thing you’ve ever seen for the past six months?"

You buried your face in your hands. "Alhaitham, please, don’t spill the beans..." you whispered, mortified. If Kaveh found out...you didn’t even want to think about it. You were sure he’d laugh it off or worse, get awkward about it. The thought alone was enough to make you want to disappear.

Alhaitham sighed, sitting down next to you. "You know, you might be surprised. Kaveh isn’t as dense as you think," he said, voice softening just a little. "You’re giving him too little credit. Besides, the worst he’ll do is make an emotional speech about unrequited love and how tragic it is."

You could almost imagine it. Kaveh, in all his dramatic glory, would probably get poetic about it, turn it into some grand tale of forbidden romance. You chuckled, even as the nerves twisted your stomach.

But then Kaveh’s voice broke through your thoughts. “Hey, what’s so funny?”

You looked up, startled to see him looking at you, curiosity lighting up his bright red eyes. The blush that had only barely started to fade returned with a vengeance. "Oh! Uh...just something silly." you mumbled, trying desperately to avoid Alhaitham’s knowing gaze.

Kaveh chuckled, his attention back on his sketches. “Well, I’m glad I’m not the only one around here with a sense of humor. Alhaitham is no fun.”

“Thank you.” Alhaitham said dryly, glancing at you with a small smile.

You spent the rest of the evening nervously trying to play it cool, but every so often, Alhaitham’s words would echo in your mind, making your heart beat just a little faster. Maybe one day, you’d find the courage to tell Kaveh how you really felt. For now, though, you were content to stay right here, as his silent, hopeless admirer.

Honestly this just reminded me of MLB 💀

I should really go study for my exams and finish my homeworks...😔😔

And now I want to write something suggestive but idk what 😪👁️👁️so send in your requests with what and who you want to do your fantasy with

[merakiui]

KAZUHA WITH GLASSES?!?!?!?! oh, this entire outfit is so modern college au…… AND MISS BEIDOU!!!!!! (⸝⸝⸝• ω •⸝⸝⸝) ♡

[yourlittlegoblin]

{Roommates and Heartstrings} Thoma x Reader

Hey~ You know it almost feels surreal that its like Feb rn in 2025... like... damn... anyways school is starting soon so I'm gonna write a lot of these ahead of time so that I can worry about entertaining you guys later. Anyways hope you enjoy, bye!

Thoma is a man you would 100001% want as your roommate

Hes like literally the best

Hes kind, helps you out in any way he can when e isn't busy

The dorm is always tidy and clean

*Cough cough* male wife *cough cough*

When you're feeling stress just tell Thoma and he will prepare your favorite snacks and drink and will sit by your side willing to give you an ear

At first you found Thoma really helpful, but over time as you two spent more time together and the more he helped you out the more you fell for him

And in return the more you were open and showed your true vulnerable colors Thoma fell for that

Over time he would do more and more things for you to try and get your attention, making your favorite foods just because, helping you with you assignments, giving you advice, watches movies with you, and well suggests a lot of stay at home almost date like ideas

Thoma being Thoma, he gets flustered super easily

Like, you could casually thank him for something—just a simple "Thanks, Thoma,"—and boom, ears red, stammering, suddenly finds the floor really interesting

And don’t even get started on physical contact. One accidental brush of hands when passing the remote? He short-circuits for a solid five seconds before pretending nothing happened

The thing is, even though he’s flustered, he never stops doing things for you. If anything, he does more. "Oh, you were craving that dessert from the café near campus? Well, guess who ‘just happened’ to pass by and grab you one?"

If you ever tease him about it, he’ll just laugh it off—nervously—but you can tell he’s overthinking every little thing

His brain: Be cool, be cool, be cool

His heart: You are absolutely not cool

Overall: Thoma will crush on you after like probably a year after rooming with you, when he crushes its like a trip but then he falls really fast really hard like he fell off a 100000ft drop cliff for you

Marry him before someone else snatches him. Thoma is in high demand among the ladies

[dustofthedailylife]

Drunken Shenanigans (with the Roommate AU)

Alhaitham, Kaveh x Reader // fluff, crack, brainrot // [-> Roommate AU brainrots]

Imagine you, Alhaitham and Kaveh went out for a Tavern night and ended up getting utterly wasted.

It all started over a game of cards with Kaveh betting he could beat Alhaitham when it came to drinking (spoiler: he did not, he was the first to get drunk). And you were in on it too and went ahead and ordered some wine and other alcoholic beverages.

One bottle in and Kaveh was lying on the table already, visibly drunk with pink cheeks and a slurred speech, while Alhaitham and you were still going strong. Although you were beginning to feel a little fuzzy, too. And while Alhaitham would emerge "victorious" in this drinking battle, you all would end up equally wasted by the end of the evening.

Fast forward to all of you walking back home together and somehow the guys start fighting over you in their intoxicated states. This causes them to have no filter whatsoever and they end up confessing their love for you simultaneously in a very slurred and drunken way (and also start a fight over that).

"I see how you look at me, hmmm... come on, admit it." "*hic* Admit what?" "That you like me." "You are absolutely blind and stupid *hic* on top of that, too. They like me." "Oh, don't you start with that again, Kaveh!" "Hehe~" "What? Why are you giggling." "WHAT?!" "With the way you're fighting right now, you could *hic* think you guys are into me." "... I am." "NO, YOU'RE NOT. I AM."

On the next morning, neither of you remembered that any of this happened.

[dracodoll]

IMAGINE

medical au haikaveh - cath lab edition

kaveh and alhaitham are interventional cardiologists who went to the same medical school. years later, they find themselves working in the same hospital. while alhaitham is kaveh's junior by a few years, he is an extremely skilled doctor and has already made a name for himself in the hospital and surrounding medical community.

all the cath lab staff sense there is something between the two doctors, but can't put their finger on it. turns out, these two handsome, intelligent, and sometimes odd doctors are roommates.

[thormanick]

what if. what if kavetham x Severance AU

[oliveden]

List of Tags

#oliveden speaks: anything not related to a specific au

Voltron:

#waking (ten years of flames): it's been a decade of war against the demons and only the paladins can stop it. but both allura and shiro are hiding something - and where's keith? (supernatural au)

#beneath the veil: keith takes after his mother just a little more, and gains the ability to shift between human and galra. it's not a skill that would've let him stay on earth. (previously titled #general keith au)

#roommates keith and matt au: keith is born a couple years later, and the identities of the paladins change.

#to love what you were born to: vampires mount a unified attack on all human strongholds, and the garrison retreats. only five prophesied saviors can end the apocalypse.

Bungou Stray Dogs:

#in search of infinity: bsd gods au where demigod atsushi searches for his adopted sister kyouka, taken in by a minor god several years ago.

#agency oda au: dazai stops odasaku from his revenge, but he's not safe in the mafia. it's just convenient that dazai happens to know a member of the agency, who agrees to take oda in.

#falling in the sky: dazai and sigma are immortal. fyodor and nikolai reincarnate. this is terrible for everyone, especially sigma's sanity.

#bsd vampire au: literally just what the tag says lol

[wistfxlwishes]

i saw a post that was like "the last 4 fictional characters in your camera roll are all roommates now" and uh. this is what i got. i think i like this au a little too much now and made a relationship chart.

i present, the chaos roommates. we have:

Childe, the original owner of the house

Diluc (specifically teyvat turboflux au who's friends with Ningguang), who Childe only let move in because he was Down Bad. regrets it, because Race Car Diluc is probably a pain to live with.

Navia, the lesbian who Diluc forced Childe to let move in and is the only one who actually pays rent

and Kokichi, who just. showed up one day and kind of went "mhm i live here now and it's all your problem."

[wanderpawn]

My Roommate is Done For!

For the last few years, Neuvillette has been a total shut-in NEET, with no hope of recovery. That is, until the day their roommate Furina, a scientist, sneaks a medicine into their water that physically switches their body from female to male...?! Will Neuvillette finally get to live the life of their dreams?

warnings: an homage to Onimai: I'm Now Your Sister!! Lots of fluff, emotional hurt/comfort, Neuvillette is trans, they/them pronouns for Neuvillette, Neuvillette is a NEET/hikikomori, neuvifuri roommates AU

word count: 2,105

link to ao3!

Neuvillette was not one for common social norms.

No… they spent most of their time alone, in their room, surrounded by their favorite books. That’s all they ever needed to feel happy and fulfilled.

Their life after becoming a NEET had been a solemn one. When you don’t leave your house for so long, you end up losing the friends you once held close so dearly. With no way to connect, how could they understand the anguish of being so alone?

Neuvillette had always been an outsider. Though it wasn’t until a couple years ago, had they completely surrendered to their fate as a NEET.

Now they were an outsider… and alone, to their core.

The only person who still remained in their life was their roommate, Furina.

Furina was a scientist by nature and by profession, and loyal to a fault. When everyone else in the pair’s life had moved on to bigger, greater things, Furina would always be by Neuvillette’s side, coming her fingers through their waist-length silver hair, and singing them sweet nothings as they cried.

Ah, yes, the tears… Being completely alone leads to significant anguish, wouldn’t you say?

Furina knew she had to help Neuvillette. The problem is, she had to figure out what was wrong in the first place. 

It was a cold morning, near the beginning of winter. An alarm clock blared in a room with walls painted a sugary pink, with posters of characters plastering the walls, and bookshelves overrun with favorite series cramped into the small space. 

In one corner of the room was a bed. An arm reached out from under the thick, winter comforter and groped for the alarm clock.

Finally, it shut off. 

Peering out from the blankets was a grimacing face. 

“ Ugh… it’s already noon…”

Neuvillette paused. Something was… off.

“Has my—”

“Is my voice… deeper…??”

They reached for their phone. The dark screen reflected back their face, only…

Well, it’s kind of hard to say looking into a dark phone screen. 

Neuvillette got out of bed, noticing their oversized t-shirt hung slightly differently on their small frame than usual. They shrugged it off, and walked to the bathroom.

The mirror. It was… wrong. 

It had to be. 

No way… No way was Neuvillette looking in the mirror and seeing short hair… a flat chest… and a masculine face staring back at them…!!

They gripped the edge of the sink so hard their knuckles turned white. 

Neuvillette glanced down at their loosely-fitting blue and white striped shorts. 

“I have to…” They choked out, their mind dancing on the verge of completely flipping out. “...for… for science… ”

Hooking their thumbs in the waistband, they slowly lowered both layers…

‘HowisthishappeningIcan’tbelievethisishappeningWHATTHEHELLISGOINGONWITHME—’

“Neuvillette~! Are you up?” A cheerful voice sang from outside the door.

“Furina– I– Something’s— OW!!” They shouted, hitting their head on the sink from bending over.

“Sorry– hold on…” They came out of the bathroom, their arms awkwardly crossed in front of their chest, and their head ducked slightly in embarrassment.

Furina tapped her chin thoughtfully. “I see… I see…”

“Well, it didn’t make you as tall as I thought it would… But everything else is there!” “H-huh?! You mean… YOU did this, Furina?!”

She nodded. “Just slipped a little of the medicine in your water last night, tee-hee~!”

Neuvillette dragged a hand down their face exasperatedly. 

“Furina… you can’t just use the people in your life as guinea pigs… What kind of girl do you take me for, anyway?!”

“Well, Neuvillette, you can choose to identify however you’d like, but …” Furina gestured to her roommate’s disheveled, yet newly masculine appearance, “ you’re not exactly a girl anymore … literally speaking.”

The shorter male sighed tiredly, leaning back against the wall, their bluntly-cut silver hair tangling slightly as they slid downwards towards the floor.

“Well…” Furina smiled gently, crouching down to Neuvillette’s curled-up height. “When you’re feeling better, there’s somewhere I want to take you, Neuvi.”

“What kind of somewhere…?”

・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・

“A… shopping mall? Furina, are you crazy?!”

“No, I am not! Your new appearance naturally requires new clothes! And I’m tired of seeing you in that old baggy t-shirt. You deserve to wear something nice that looks just as cute as you do! Think of what a show-stopper you’d be with the right assortment of clothes,”

Furina gestured to the pair’s reflection in a window display. Neuvillette blushed, reaching up to hide their face with their hands, but Furina grabbed them by the wrists. 

“No more hiding, Neuvi. It’s time to take that first step out into the real world! And I promise, it’ll be worth it.” Her smile was unavoidable, her gaze piercing straight into Neuvillette’s heart. They couldn’t help but blush furiously at their friend’s words. 

“Now, come on! The stage of life awaits!” Intertwining her fingers with theirs, she led them into the shopping mall confidently, smiling all the way.

・・・

“Ah, my favorite store’s over here!”

They had arrived at a medium-sized boutique, the name written out in a classy script on the awning over the door: “ Fontaine Belle-Eau.”

“How do I even pronounce tha–”

“Look, Neuvi! Isn’t this the most perfect outfit ever for you?” Furina cried, yanking Neuvillette indoors to look at a display mannequin. 

The mannequin was wearing a white blouse with long, billowing sleeves that ended in ruffles, paired with navy blue shorts, and a matching cape over the shoulders that had a glittering aqua-colored design. The whole thing was tied together with a white flouncy neck ribbon that faded to blue at the tips, with a bright, piercing ocean-colored teardrop-shaped brooch in the center.

Neuvillette stared at the outfit, their eyes wide as they took in all the fine details. 

“It’s beautiful…” They finally managed to choke out, “but much too fancy for everyday wear. I couldn’t possibly see myself wearing it anywhere.”

Furina tapped her chin, a slight hint of a mischievous smile on her lips. 

“Can I help you two find something?” A voice spoke behind them.

Furina whirled around, dragging Neuvillette with her as their hands were still intertwined.

“Yes, indeed you can! My… uh, friend here is looking for some more masculine fashion!”

“Certainly. I can hold whatever you like in a fitting room for you.” “Great, thank you so much!” Furina beamed. Neuvillette scratched the side of their face awkwardly, refusing to make eye contact.

“Anything for such an adorable new couple,” The saleswoman smiled amusedly.

Her words hung in the air for a moment to Neuvillette. As Furina giggled happily, Neuvillette began to panic.

“W-wait, we’re not—!!” 

“I’ll let you two have some time to browse our selection. What name should I put on the dressing room?”

“Neuvillette,” Furina smiled proudly.

“Furina—!!”

“Just let me know whenever you find something you like,”

“Furina, are you listening to me—!!!” “Thank you so much!”

“FURINA—!!!”

・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・

Trying on the clothes went fairly easily, since Furina picked most of the items out. There were a few here and there that Neuvillette liked on their own, too, though.

There was an outfit that consisted of black shorts, a white ruffle-collared blouse, and a sweater with thick baby blue and white stripes that Neuvillette liked quite a bit.

“Isn’t it nice not having to wear a binder?” Furina smiled from the bench she sat on outside the dressing rooms as Neuvillette examined themself in their blue-and-white-striped outfit from every angle in the mirror.

“H-how did you know about my binder?!”

“Laundry,”

“ ...Oh… ”

“Anyway, Neuvi, there’s one more outfit I want you to try on, just for fun!”

Neuvillette hesitantly walked over to where Furina sat. Folded in her lap was the outfit the mannequin wore, accompanied by her own sheepish smile.

“Just try it on, would you?”

Neuvillette rolled their eyes, scratching their face anxiously. “Sigh… fine . I guess it doesn’t hurt to just try it.”

They gingerly took the outfit in their small hands, and disappeared into the dressing room to put it on.

“How’s your boyfriend liking the clothes?” The saleswoman asked Furina from her desk nearby.

“Ahaha…!” Furina waved her hand sheepishly in front of her face. “He likes them!” She smiled as her gaze lay softly upon the dressing room door. “He likes them a lot.”

A few more minutes passed as Furina made idle talk with the sales attendant, until finally, Neuvillette called out, “I think I might’ve put this on wrong, but I’m going to come out anyway. Okay, Furina?”

“Okay.”

After wrestling with the latch on the door, they stumbled out, their motions stiff with anxiety.

“Look at you…!” Furina’s eyes sparkled with joy. “You look perfect, Neuvi.”

And they did. Not only that, but they actually felt perfect, too, which could be corroborated by the wide, wobbly, cheesy smile plastered across their face, that they were currently trying to hide.

“Neuvi…” Furina stood, walking over to them. She ran her fingers through their bangs, then over the capelet that hugged their shoulders, feeling the texture of the glittery fabric on her skin. Her eyes met Neuvillette’s, and their gaze that had once been so filled with constant anguish and anxiety was now noticeably… lighter. 

Neuvillette stepped closer, pressing their face into her shoulder. She wrapped her arms around them with no hesitation.

That’s when Furina noticed… her blouse felt… wet .

“Neuvi, are you crying?” She whispered.

“I-I’m sorry…” They choked out between gasps. They hugged Furina tightly, secretly terrified that she might let go.

“I-I’m just now realizing… that you saved my life, Furina…”

Furina smiled, petting the back of their head gently. 

“I hated life so much… A-a-and I felt like… like I could never do what everyone else my age was doing… like it was too late… a-and I didn’t even know where to s-start…”

“B-but now… it’s like… like all of my problems are just… g-gone!”

“I’m sorry… B-but, thank you … but I’m s-sorry…”

Furina felt tears welling up in her eyes as well, and she smiled a smile so full of love for her dearest friend.

“There’s no need to be sorry, Neuvillette. You’re just existing, in the only way you know how.”

They nodded shakily into her shoulder. 

It took Furina a little while to get Neuvillette completely calmed down. But once they weren’t actively crying anymore, the pair paid for all the clothes they bought (including the fancy ouji coord!) , and headed home. 

The sun was setting as they walked home, and though Neuvillette’s eyes were puffy and red, they felt… good. Like they had a newfound hope. 

“So… did you have a good first day as a man? Or, um… what do you want me to call you, pronoun-wise, from now on…?” Furina smiled sheepishly once more.

Neuvillette stopped in their tracks, in the middle of a bridge that went over a river.

“Hmm… I haven’t really thought about that…”

Furina walked back, stopping next to them. She dropped her two giant shopping bags on the ground, and Neuvillette followed suit.

“Well, I gotta admit, I kinda liked it when you called me “he” to the shop attendees earlier…”

Furina’s face went pink, remembering the conversation vividly.

“Y-you heard that?!”

“Well, of course I did. I was in the same room as you, you know.”

“Do you…” She cleared her throat, “Do you remember what we were talking about?”

“Of course I do. Every. Last. Word. My darling~” Neuvillette giggled maniacally.

“N-nooooo!! I never… I didn’t…”

Neuvillette grinned, taking Furina’s hand in theirs and lifting it to their lips, giving her a small but serious kiss on the knuckles, to which Furina turned bright red.

Ah, the days of whimsy and youthfulness were truly all for Neuvillette from now on. No more lying around until noon every day… The days of a NEET were really over.

C’est la vie!

・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・・

Neuvillette awoke the next morning to find a note and a box wrapped with a royal blue ribbon on their bedside table.

The note read: 

“Dear Neuvi–

Whatever you decide to be any day, they/them or he/him— this will look great on you!

From,

Your darling roommate”

Inside the box was a set of shiny gold metal hair clips, one big and one small, both shaped similarly to a fleur de lis. The big one had an additional glittery blue feather-shaped piece of fabric coming out of the top.

Neuvillette never told Furina straight-out how much they loved them, but they wore them every day afterwards, to the point where Furina would know something was wrong if they weren’t wearing them. 

All in all, it’s the simple things we do for each other that show the most love, is it not?

Thank you so much for reading!! 💙

Now go watch Onimai if you haven't... it's one of my ultimate top favorite anime for a reason!!

[luxthestrange]

G.I Incorrect Quotes#90 THERE'S TWO-

They were roommates + Baby Archon au...They multiply-

You and Kaveh were strolling around Port Ormos

Y/n: I just think that in a parallel universe, blorgons are- hold on-

Baby!Kunikuzushi*Was left in a basket in the sea, crying his tiny heart out as he wiggled trying to get outta the blanket*

Y/n*Grabs the basket* a baby...I wasn't expecting this

Kaveh:...Guess we'll have to support it

Y/n: I guess I could do another kind of job, maybe at beans & more and more, I'll probably have to work double shifts, but-

Kaveh: Oh, I see, While you're off, climbing the ladder at Beans & More, I'll just stay home and raise him and Nahida alone!!! That's fine. I'll just give up on my dreams!?!

Y/n: Here we go...

Kaveh*Tears up and sniffles with a pouty face* What? He needs to learn a strong man can cry!?!

Baby!Kuni*Blinks seeing a big man crying*...

-Back at Home-

Alhaitham*Currently with Nahida on his lap reading her a book of string theory, smiling seeing her slapping his hand if he tries to turn the page before she is done*

The door is kicked open and you coming in holding...a baby up in the sky with Kaveh throwing petals around you

Y/n: GUESS WHO BECAME A BIG SIIIIISTER!?~...like we pratice lil one~

Baby!Kuni*Sucking on his thumb, but then he raises his arms up with a smug war cry*GAAAAAAAH!

Nahida*Gasps happily seeing at that*!!!

Alhaitham:..PLEASE DO NOT TELL ME YOU TWO KIDNAPPED A KID AGAIN-

Part 3 of:

[moxxnie]

✧ 💧☂️🔞 | Tear open the abyss (and climb back to the world) — Chiscara one shot

Word count : 23k words

General tags and rating : Mature, minors DNI ! Modern AU, roommates, hurt/comfort, fluff, minor angst, past Dottoscara briefly mentioned, trans!Scara (with AFAB language used), smut. More details after the cut.

Link : archiveofourown.org/works/50300539

A/N : Five months after the publication, I realize I've never posted this one shot here. So here goes! A little modern/roommates AU for the Chiscaraficfest that took place in september, prompted by BlissWielder on Twitter !

This was inspired by Wiistef's work (their roommates AU specifically), and they gave me permission to post the fic ! <3

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A/N : I actually speedran this in like, a week and a half right as I was starting my second year at uni, because I spent 2 months planning everything. "This time I'm not getting overwhelmed" –famous last words. Title is from the song "往業支離" – "Past Karma", I believe. It's an original Honkai Star Rail song for Blade, and it's an absolute banger.

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[kizuna-the-randomix]

So one of my friends is really into history, lore, and Stuff and told me that a dude named Dr. Irving Finkel translates stuff from sumerian and he's, like, the one who learned that the Epic of Gilgamesh was like homework for scribes-in-training with said trainee scribes being, as I like to describe, 2-18-years-old rich kids. Bestie then proceeded to yeet me the mental imagery of some young noble child scribe writing GilKidu fan fiction instead of their homework [which, mood you scenario-noble child] which leads me to THIS crack shot of an idea being born when I said to them:

"Imagine one of the best scribes in the Modern Era was a 2 year old girl and the only reason she's considered the best because she lost her homework and that's the only reason why a Significant Part of The Story of Gilgamesh still exists."

Which lead me to conclude that "I can fanfic this." So really this AU (kinda) started because of bestie and because they like Kaveh and Deshret and Kaveh as Deshret, I decided to call this one The Epic of Deshret AU (shortened name) [full name of this AU would probably be Ancient Ship Fiction Survives AU]. (Below is basically copy pasting what I told them while I was running on AU juice)

Epic of Gilgamesh AU in Genshin but replace Gil and Enkidu with King Deshret and Nabu Malikata-- but its modern au with Haikaveh/Kavetham being Scribe and Archeologist respectively and they just uncovered a new site that contains ancient text that seems to hold new information about the Epic of King Deshret-- except that's not really the main plot.

So first scene is haikaveh uncovering the text and it like freezes to black and white, focusing on the Ancient text they're holding with some background dialouge going like "so you're probably wondering how I got here" with the voiceover being Nahida. Now flashback to an ancient time where The Era of King Deshret has passed but their stories told are still (kinda) accurate-- newly inducted scribe Nahida (5 years old), daughter of the late Lady Rukkadevata, has decided that she want to write about The Definitely True and Hidden Love Story of King Deshret and His Goddess of Flower Nabu Malikata that she discovered from her Late Mother's hidden books. There starts the tale of a grand adventure starting her escape from her definitely-not-power-hungry uncle Azar who definitely did not kill Rukka to going on a journey where she meets many people, asking them about what Hidden Details they could possibly know about King Deshret and Nabu Malikata to make her Definitely Hidden True Love Story more accurate.

So like the thing is that the story Nahida finds from her mom's hidden stuff is a What-If fanfiction if Nabu Malikata lived and they went on their way to Love and Procreate. Yeah she definitely still died as lore accurate to her Epic of Gilgamesh counterpart Enkidu.

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So yea that's all that I got for now. If anyone does decide this also tickles their plot bunny do tag me so I can see it too.

[ink-blot-thoughts]

Okay big brain thought time:

Phantom thief Haikaveh AU.

Kaveh is a phantom thief who loves his dramatics and stealing from rich people. Is still hella in debt cause he gives away everything like the most sopping wet rag version of Robin Hood. Uses mad architecture knowledge to evaluate buildings. His arch nemesis? Detective Alhaitham.

Meanwhile, Dectective Alhaitham is a bored detective who will not be working overtime on this new thief case, thank you very much. Accidentally keeps foiling Kaveh's heists by running into him and Kaveh can't keep himself from arguing with him and getting caught by all the yelling. Hmm? Archnemesis? He has no time for such a ridiculous notion, besides, Kaveh practically catches himself, Alhaitham would much rather spend the time reading a good book.

[dustofthedailylife]

DUST !!!!! I heard you're sick atm so i m wishing you the speeeeediest recovery ! take it easy && rest well ok luvvie (⸝⸝o̴̶̷᷄‸o̴̶̷̥᷅⸝⸝) cus roommate au kaveh + alhaitham will make sure you get everything you need !! kaveh would be such a mother hen: fussing over you 'n making you soups, bringing everything bedside && haitham would tell him he's spoiling u too much buuuut he's a softie at heart (even tho he's super annoying abt making u take medicine) 'n will read to you til you fall asleep ! and OF COURSE they will be on their best behavior til u get better... and then someone will say they're the best caretaker & so the other must fire back a rebuttal & so on ! hehe (๑>؂•̀๑) ♡

Jadieeee <3 Thank you! Yes, Covid got me so I'm just lying in bed most of the day while napping 😭

And Kaveh so would! He's essentially building a pharmacy by your bedside and bringing you fresh tea every now and then. Heck, he'd probably even carry you to the bathroom and wash your hair for you while you soak in warm bath water when you are unable to do so. 10/10 - Kaveh is the King of pampering you.

I could imagine Alhaitham scrunching his nose when he sees Kaveh make soup in the kitchen as well (we all know how much he hates soup).

Secretly Alhaitham wishes he would've taken the initiative to care for you first though. So from this point onward expect double the amount of tea or... literally anything else. Kaveh goes out to buy all sorts of vitamin shots and immune boosters while Alhaitham goes out to get some dried herbs for medicinal tea from Tighnari (poor guy always ends up helping one of the guys because of you...). You may even see Alhaitham prepare soup for you (insane, I know - that alone shows that you're important to him). Alhaitham would even voluntarily read this tacky romance novel you've been reading to you because he knows you're too weak to do so by yourself.

Kaveh would totally be the 'there there, rest up and sleep, yell if you need anything' type of guy.

In the meantime, Alhaitham would be the 'did you drink enough yet? make sure to take your meds. Sleep is more important than ever when you're sick. According to your symptoms, you should-' type of guy (he really means well but when you're sick you really cannot deal with smartassery... although admittedly there is a lovely side to it too)