#genryusai yamamoto

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On God I was working on the AEIWAM Outline today but I also got "The AEIWAM cast, post-fic, go to the Aquarium" brainrot so have this:

It kicks off with Retsu seeing Kenpachi deep in thought for once and asking him what he's mulling over and after a moment he asks: "Are there zoos for fish?" "...Pardon?" "There are lotsa fish," he reasons, "-at least as many as there are land animals, but they're all really hard to see, because they're in the water." Retsu considers him for a moment before gently asking "Do you mean The Aquarium?" "The what?"

Retsu, texting Ichigo in the Gotei-13 Groupchat at 2AM: I need you to acquire tickets and human chaperones for a group field trip to The Aquarium Ichigo, who fears her above everyone else in soul society: Yes, Captain. Retsu: If it was just the SWA I'd only ask for tickets but you know what The Lads are like. Ichigo: Unfortunately, Yes. Ichigo: I'll bring the first aid kit, zip ties, duct tape and candy. Retsu: Good man.

Upon Arrival, Kenpachi has already been lectured about "You ARE NOT ALLOWED to fight and/or eat the fish, no matter how annoying and/or delicious they look

Turns out they were lecturing the wrong guy because it's Byakuya that develops a personal rivalry with a grouper ("It's smug expression disgusts me." "Captain that is a FISH.") and has to be talked out of climbing into the tank to fight it

after that he has to hold hands with Rukia or Renji.

Rukia discovers Sea Bunnies and ends up crying about them.

Yachiru gets to see them feeding the Piranha and it's a Spiritual Experience for her.

Later, she gets to see them feed the sharks and it's an EVEN BETTER spiritual Experience.

Hitsugaya learns Penguins are real and not just 'made up for christmas, like the flying reindeer and the guy with the suspect toy charity'.

Momo lights into him about "Penguins are my favorite animal, they've been my favorite animal for decades YOU THOUGHT THEY WERE FAKE?" Hitsugaya: "YOU ALSO USED TO LIKE UNICORNS!" Momo: "THOSE ARE ALSO REAL!" Orihime: "They are?" Momo: "...I keep forgetting they're extinct in the living world."

Tousen gets to experience the Touch Pool and the docents realize what's up so they start pulling out the cool stuff like sea hares and moray eels because he's an adult that can be trusted to pet things gently.

When the group comes back to collect him the staff is letting him hand feed a Pacific Red Octopus, and Yachiru immediately demands she be allowed to as well.

Retsu quietly releases Minazuki into the stingray touch pool so she can "go play with her cousins :)"

Kenpachi and Yamamoto asking "Can we eat it?" about every. single. animal.

The extremely dedicated docent that is *just* Psychic enough to know something is up with this group of chucklefucks so they're following them through the aquarium, but is also genuinely having fun answering every fucking insane question these guys ask.

Yoruichi was not anticipating there to be Tigers at the aquarium (they ARE semi-aquatic and part of a larger exhibit on Tropical Riparian Ecosystems) and she is SUPER NOT JEALOUS of how much Urahara and Baby Labcat like them.

There is also an exhibit with an Anaconda that the docent finds Rangiku staring at with a forlorn expression. Docent: "It's okay, not everyone is a fan of snakes." Rangiku: "What? Oh, no, I love snakes. They just also remind me of my Ex." Docent: *WomanTryingToDoMath.Meme* Docent: *Considers the size of the Anaconda* Docent: "...Ah. Yeah, I'd miss a man like that too."

Renji, Ichigo and Ikkaku going "Its YOU!" to each other over every single red, orange or round creature.

Kenpachi going "IT ME!!" about the black urchins before anyone can get him though.

Shunsui pointing at the sea otters that are holding hands and declaring, tears in his eyes "Jushiro! It's US!" Ukitake then prompty ruins the moment by telling Shunsui Fun Facts about Sea Otters like how they're basically giant marine weasels that will absolutely drown each other's young and maul anyone dumb enough to touch one.

The Dolphins all love Komamura and he is just a little bit smug about this.

Relatedly, not sure if its funnier for Komamura to show up in a Human Gigai, or as Tousen's "Service Dog"

Human Gigai: -Komamura is weirdly stony-faced and sort of intimidating and everyone thinks he's stressed out but really he's used to making micro-expressions and gesturing with his ears so he sorta just forgot how to move his face. -Still Nine and a Half feet tall and smacking his head on Everything

Service Dog: -"He's uh. A Shepherd. Mix." Ichigo says to the aforementioned Docent about what is very obviously a Bigass Timber Wolf. -Sajin doesn't give a rat's ass about his cover and keeps talking to Tousen while in dog form. If anyone looks at him funny he makes direct eye contact and says "Woof. Bark."

Yamamoto vs. Escalator. Catastrophic Beard Incident. 2 injured, 16 Dead but they were like that already.

Ukitake, Retsu, and Tama all Not Shutting Up With Facts About Every Fish Ever because they all share a Special Interest.

They briefly lose Byakuya in the Jellyfish exhibit because Rukia and Renji both thought the other one was holding Byakuya's hand and he is *enchanted* by the wall-sized tank of Moon Jellies.

Ikkaku attempting to talk Yachiru out of getting the ridiculously oversized Great White Shark plushie only for Zaraki to get it for both of them instead.

Everyone had a great time and is Very Tired and so they don't realize anything is amiss until they get back to Ichigo's place and the nightly news comes on. "Hey ichigo?" Yuzu calls. "Why is Ms. Unohana on TV?" The news has a story with a still image of Retsu on CCTV and "Authorities are looking for this woman who somehow ADDED a fully intact and highly venomous short-tailed stingray to the aquarium's touch pool" "OH MY GOD WE FORGOT MINAZUKI!"

[owarinaki]

Bleach Ending Gotei13 [Non-Credit] & Menu [Blu-Ray Disc]

BR recap 1 // 2 // 3

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一 Chrysanthemum: Truth and Innocence

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🌷 [Yachiru] "Here! These will work!"

💋 [Rangiku] "Stop squirming."

🧡 [Ichigo] "Guys...really..."

🍨 [Orihime] "Maybe they're too big.

❄️ [Rukia] "They keep slipping."

💋 [Rangiku] "Just tie the front tighter." *TUG*

🧡 [Ichigo] "Hnnngh! HEY-"

❄️ [Rukia] "Won't they pop out?"

💋 [Rangiku] "Nope! See?"

🍨 [Orihime] "Kurosaki-kun! This looks great!"

🌷 [Yachiru] "Ichi looks ridiculous!"

🍨 [Orihime] "That's not very nice Yachiru-chan..."

🧡 [Ichigo] *has two massive melons shoved into the chest of his kosode* -_-

💪🏽 [Chad] "Where did everyone go- ay Dios mío..."

🏹 [Uryu] "HAHAHAA!"

❤️ [Renji] "Woah, Ichigo~"

💚 [Nelliel] "Ichigo be careful! Those could knock someone out."

💙 [Grimmjow] *twitch*

💥 [Kenpachi] *contemplating melons as weapons*

🎱 [Ikkaku] "WHERE'S MY BOKUTŌ?!"

🦚 [Yumichika] "Hid it. Couldn't have you ruining this by smashing the melons."

🧪 [Mayuri] "Counting the braincells between all of you could be done on one hand..."

🧊 [Toshiro] "MATSUMOTO!"

💋 [Rangiku] *sweating*

🌷 [Yachiru] "Let's show Head Captain!"

🌋 [Yamamoto] *judgemental grandpa stare*

🌸 [Shunsui] "Ohooo~ Looks like we're all gathering for a party! I'll get more sake~"

💮 [Jushiro] *quietly trying not to giggle*

🖤 [Hisagi] *pictures for the bulletin* "This will be great to lighten things up!"

🧡 [Ichigo] "DON'T YOU DARE!"

[maounosekai]

Made some BLEACH sticker designs as warm-up before finishing a commission. Except the Ukitake one because I already did that prior to getting some comms ehe

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While we wait...

Hey y'all, sorry I haven't finished my anime alphabet challenge yet. It'll probably be a while before I draw the last four characters seeing as I'm getting married in less than three weeks and I'm in the process of moving. But in the meantime, I figured I'd share my inktober drawings from 2019. Hope you enjoy!

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Gotei 13 Quincy

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[neganobu]

Another peaceful day in Soul Society

[gallusrostromegalus]

For the Fanfiction Work-In-Progress Guessing Game: Help

From the post-aizen "We have more captain-class shinigami than captain positions so everyone has to interview for the job again" interviews: "Tell us why-." growled Yamamoto, glaring imperiously.

"Tell me why I'm here." Kaname demanded first.

"...Oh no." Groaned Ukitake.

"Ninth's fulla artists, they're 'sposed to be contrary shits." Zaraki nodded.

Yamamoto glared, then realized it wouldn't work and slowly rubbed his face.

"...Tell us why you think you deserve to return to your position." Yamamoto tried again.

"I do not think I've sinned quite so greatly to warrant such punishment." Kaname spat back.

"Goddammit..."Shunsui groaned, wishing he could retract into his hat like a turtle into it's shell.

"You owe the Gotei-13 your debt of service." Yamamoto growled.

"DEBT?" Kaname howled. "WHAT DEBT?"

"You signed the oath of office, the same as the rest of us." Byakuya spoke up. "Your signature binds you to this organization."

"What signature is that, Kuchiki?" Kaname grinned threateningly, opening up the folder he'd brought with him. "I took the liberty of digging up the oath, and it's terms are quite clear- one must join the gotei-13 of one's own will, or the oath of office will not take effect."

He set it on the table before Yamamoto, the other captains peering at it. "I cannot see, but I believe the document rather clearly reflects that I very much did not sign it of my own free will."

Indeed, the magical oath of office was inactive, because instead of a signature, Kaname had written a single word.

Help

"I cannot return to my position as Captain. I never swore an oath to be a Shinigami. I only came here because you utterly failed my sister! I owe you NOTHING!" Kaname spoke with a velvet softness that belied a terrible, shivering rage/

"...But you got it anyway, didn't you?  You got my most genuine efforts to drag the ninth division into the modern world. You got my constant, exhausting battle to thwart Aizen. You got One. Hundred. Years. of my life in service to your cause for free, and worse- you got the entire life of my sister." he hissed, face inches from Yamamoto's.

"Do not speak to me of debt, Captain-General." he whispered, trembling in rage. "-Not when it is you who owes me."

Slowly, Kaname got up to leave.

"You were not dis--" Yamamoto started.

"GO TO HELL!" Kaname snarled, slamming the door behind him.

[incorrctbleach]

Yamamoto: Wait a minute... is Isshin Shiba your father? Ichigo: Uh, yeah? Yamamoto: You poor bastard.

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BLEACH - Gotei 13: Squads 1-5