#general.pretzel

[baeshijima]

okok ur wedding dress hcs are giving me brain waves but like,,,what if the streamer!character was dating y/n's va,,

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MASTERLIST

oh my 🐥 i very much appreciate the enabling of my chaotic side with this JKSLDK

taglist : @chirumi @simpinforshoto @vievi @kageyuji @lilikags @test-tube @constellarations @kazuqha @kzmkenmaa @hadesaedes @thetwinkims @ironicsena @mimion @yumetao @tokyosrevenge @venti-loving-hours @sweetstrawberrybabe @astrealia @melancholia-k @reogou @todorokichills @its-sugawara-koushi @mirakeul @ttaechi @kann0a @tkooooop @irethepotato @that-sunshine

𝐚𝐥𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐨

sdjkl oK

SO

bc strimmer albedo has been my most added onto one, we have some things with (y/n)’s va already here & here !!

now i feel like if he was dating u (as the va obv,,,), he wouldn’t announce anything until he was absolutely p o s i t i v e that u were okay with it !!

mr kreideprinz sir will not do anything unless u explicitly say that it’s fine :(

u probably met after that time his community got u to say that personalised message to him on his bday, and got closer until u just started dating HJK

u also play the game, but u dont main urself

u main childe

the character he refuses to build KEKW

u also went through a phase where u mained kaeya (still kinda sorta do)

the character he loathes

so the dynamic is just really funny, esp when u co op !!

and when his community find out abt ur relationship ????

be prepared for the onslaught of spams and hearts and just general questions of h O W ?!?”?”!

after the announcement u made frequent appearances in his streams !! whether that be during a co op (the childe & kaeya main with the (y/n) main F), voice chat, or even u appearing with him in person

“my love, do you have to use that walking abomination when we’re together?”

“albedo, childe is literally my only built character. what do you want me to do about it?”

“main another character. i’ll help you farm everything for them.”

“ಠ_ಠ”

they absolutely adore u, especially after seeing how happy their strimmer is with u 🤧

𝐜𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐝𝐞

tHIS MF 2.0

definitely asks for u to say certain things in ur voice JHKJSDFL

wouldn’t be subtle at all either 👩‍🦯

would proudly and casually just say ur both dating during one of his streams (after u consent that it’s fine !!!) and chat would just be KAPPAing him bc they don’t believe him 💀

“no really, i am dating them”

“IN YOUR DREAMS MR STRIMMER”

“sounds fake KEKW”

“KAPPA”

“KAPPA”

“lmao imagine if he actually was though KEKL”

f in the chat for mr meta tartaglia 

doesn’t even know how to react at the lack of faith his community have in him

kinda hurt ngl

so what does he do instead?

he calls u. on stream. live.

has the smuggest grin on his face when his chat realise “oh shit, he was being serious”, and revel in ur confusion and his chat’s hysterics

after that he send u a co op request KJHLSDKJ

turns out u main yanfei and his community gets a front row seat of u just constantly burning the grass he stands on, and him screeching at u to stop bc ur burning his spouse <//3

yeah, they absolutely love u 

𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐨

this overgrown puppy,,,

ngl he seems like the type to be dating u before he realises ur his number one character’s va 🐥

like

u know when he got into genshin bc of the chara u voice act, right?

yeah when he heard the voice for the first time on his livestream he thought it sounded really similar to urs !!

now

his chat and community know he’s in a relationship bc he’s quite open abt being taken and in love with “the best person fit to be my partner!!”, but they’ve never actually seen or heard u bc u always seem to be quite busy

so when itto suddenly says this :

“hey! they sound like my sunshine!!”

clutches heart and dies bc he’s too cute goddamn—

they burst into a fit of confusion

no way their loveable dumbass of a strimmer could be dating u, right?

right?

psshhh ridiculous

so they tell him who the va is, and he just,,,, malfunctions

starts shouting and saying that ur both dating and his chat just don’t know how to respond JHKJLDF

well, they don’t get a chance to bc u suddenly pop out from nowhere behind him and ask why he’s shouting

chat are so dumbstruck while itto’s telling u that chat said u voiced (y/n)

“huh? oh, yeah. i voice them! i swear i told you this before. . .”

“you didn’t! at least the arataki gang told me that my sunshine voices my favourite character!”

“haha, sorry, sorry. but i’m cool though, right?”

“the absolute COOLEST!!”

chat doesn’t know what’s going on but they love it anyway <//3

[baeshijima]

pass the happy! when you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications!

ooooo okie okie let’s see ~

tiramisu my beloved <33

friends (namely online ones,,,) + family

albedo my other beloved <333

cute animal pics // memes

just having a nice chill day at home under the blankets and playing genshin // watching movies 😩

honourable mention(s) :

back hugs and/or cuddles ☹️ i’m a little spoon and i’m a sucker for them gn—

[baeshijima]

is good luck transferable? I wanna give you mine for Childe-

but I know he will come home! or else I'll punt him to Sumeru.

signed, an aggressive 🥨

i have no idea but i wanna believe it is ;-;

and thank u for believing pretzel nonnie 🥺 so childe unless u wanna get punted to sumeru then come home pls<3

[baeshijima]

wait you hit 900?? CONGRATS!!! ~🥨

BDJDJ I DID AND THANK U PRETZEL NONNIE 🥺🥺

[baeshijima]

“you’ve returned.” the Chief Alchemist’s voice announced your entrance.

you felt your legs get tackled in a hug. Klee beamed up at you. “Y/N! Y/N! you’re back! Me and Brother Albedo missed you!”

you smiled and ruffled Klee’s hair, then took a few steps towards Albedo. he seemed to shrink away from you as you neared, causing you to frown.

“Did I do something wrong?”

Albedo opened his mouth to say something but shook his head. he then impulsively landed a kiss on your face. “Just don’t leave again." 

tada~ congrats on surviving hell week! ~🥨

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JHGKJSDF GN THIS MAKES ME SO HAPPY AND SAD CONSIDERING WHAT THIS WEEK OF HELL WAS 🥺💔

PRERZEL NONNIE MWAH A KISS FOR U FOR SINGLE-HANDEDLY CARRYING US

[baeshijima]

*insert furious typing noises* albedo piece rn comin up I'M WEAK I CAN'T HANDLE ALBEDO ANGST ~🥨

JAJSJDKDKD PLS

[baeshijima]

yayyy! celebratory Albedo offering!! jkjk...unless 👀 ~🥨

👁👁 wdym unless—

[baeshijima]

eawihriu thanks! sorry this is kinda short, but i hope you enjoy! ~🥨

Kaeya helping you after you get stood up

He was probably just doing his rounds, but we all know there’s n o t h i n g to do, so he headed towards Good Hunter’s (i think that’s the name) for a late night snack. That’s when he spotted you.

“Ohohoho~” He relished any opportunity to tease the wits out of you. But the way you sat stopped him. You head was clutched in your hands, a meal forgotten on the table.

He carefully edged forward and sat beside you. “y/n?”

You looked up and tried to wipe the tears off your face. “Oh, hey Kaeya.”

“What are you-”

“It’s nothing, nothing important.” You quickly interrupted. Kaeya got the gist of what had happened though.

“If you’re lonely, maybe I could accompany you?”

“I’d really like that.”

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🥺🥺🥺 yes let’s go share crappy stories and cheesy jokes and pickup lines and live our lives 🥺💖

[baeshijima]

coming right up! ~🥨

thank u for being my sole saviour

[baeshijima]

idk if it's too late or early or what but any requests for today's offerings? ~🥨

hhhhh maybe some kaeya if u dont mind 🥺

[baeshijima]

i'm sorry you had a stinky day, anything i can do to cheer you up? ~🥨

JHSDGKS IT’S FINE NOW DW !! my dad and i talked abt a variety of topics and i ranted to my mum so i feel better now !! thank u for worrying tho pretzel nonnie 🥺🥺💖

[baeshijima]

(sorry it took so long I had to find a prompt and I had school stuff to do jdhd) ~🥨 

Ballroom Event with Diluc

The two of you swirled in the center of the floor, your elegant moves astounding each guest. You however were lost in your lover's scarlet eyes, eyes like the ruby red of your outfit.

You had been practicing for this night. It was important, not to mess up Master Diluc's reputation, though he wouldn't have minded either way. The fact you managed to perfect the waltz in a few days was a miracle worthy of Barbatos. (but I mean Venti was your teacher so-)

He stared right back to you, giving you that rare smile you adored. Today he wasn't Master Diluc. He wasn't the Darknight Hero. He wasn't DIluc Ragnvindr, owner of the Dawn Winery. He was just Diluc, the one who's heart you held in your hands.

tada~

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HELP IM DYINGDHJDKDJDDJ PLS MY HEART CANT TAKE THIS 🥺🥺🥺 DILUC SIR HAND IN MARRIAGE RN

PRETZEL NONNIE I WILL NEVER NOT LOVE U

[baeshijima]

any requests for today's offerings? I'll do the girls too if you want ~🥨

ooooo

hmmmm

...

mayhaps some diluc content if ur up for it 🥺

[baeshijima]

rereading that makes me look eW so I'm just gonna shush and finish my offerings, thanks for your concern though,,,you make me soft ~🥨

HDJDJD PLS DW ABT IT AT ALL !!! ur comfort should always be prioritised and should never be brushed over ☹️

[baeshijima]

y'all need to c h i l l, honestly, it's getting ridiculous. I know it is supposed to be playful banter and this may just be me overreacting like usual, but come on- ~🥨

i’m sorry u feel like this pretzel nonnie 🥺 i don’t mind all of this personally bc it’s a game in the end BUT !! pls know that ur opinion on this is all valid and if u ever feel uncomfy then ur always welcome to black the tag 🥺💖

[baeshijima]

I hath returned (also this is 🥨 anon btw, I forgot to sign the Benny fic lol) with the Ice Boi fic

"You think I'll ever find a spirit?" 

"I have faith in you!" you respond. he looked up at you confused yet grateful. "I mean, you're the best exorcist out there, I'm certain you'll run into one soon."

Chongyun became flustered at the comment but smiled. "Thanks Y/N, I really needed that encouragement. Wanna grab some popsicles?"

(aH sorry this was short I didn't know what to write ;-;)

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chongyun let’s go get some rn and take a stroll 🥺🥺 best ice boi no cap ☹️🥺

(i’ll put ur tag on the benny one BDJD and it’s fine dw bc ur a blessing by even doing this 🥺💖)