#general scales

[dama624]

General Scales can't hope to match my freak

[dognoodlez]

General Scales taking some good points on the slam dunk‼️

[awkwardstarfoxscreencaps]

there she go

[best-fictional-pterosaur]

Best Fictional Dinosaur Tournament: Megatheropod Bracket; Round 1G, Poll 1/8

[hunter-husky]

General Lei-les

Q: Can you please do a doodle of General Scales from Star Fox Adventures in a grass skirt? A:

Hes on vacation c:

[pumpkajelly]

I know low - extreme ride intensity is all pretty subjective so just answer however related to however you feel about it! 🎢

(And feel free to put your number and additional thoughts in the tags if you're curious about your mutuals' amusement park thoughts 👀)

[hajihiko]

'Strong opinions about femininity and masculinity' moment

[fisheito]

devs are JERKkin me around- like, wELL-----

[curiositypolling]

fyi this is just about gore, so think more about surgery and injuries rather than being emotionally upset by someone dying horribly

follow for more occasional dumb polls :)

[dailyfigures]

Sonic the Hedgehog & Shadoe the Hedgehog ; Sonic the Hedgehog ☆ SEGA

[dognoodlez]

Time to annoy the fox

[cowardlykrow]

"That is where you are wrong, my boy!"

@ratb4stard3 and I deliver another Cowardlyghostbro's(™) collab ✨💛

[syrospit]

radahn and his homophobic freakish long tailed cat

[the-manderville-mambo]

Speaking of how boss music with lyrics is a great way to add characterization, I'm reminded of my personal headcanon regarding Dragonsong's singer. Officially it's supposed to be Hydaelyn, but tbh it would make more sense (to me at least) for it to be Ratatoskr singing it, especially after going through Endwalker

Firstly, Ratatoskr was noted for being a singer. Several of her descendants are mentioned as succeeding her legacy in the same way (that one PvP mount). Secondly, the word choice within the song doesn't match up with another one that's sung from Hydaelyn's PoV: Answers. Where Answers has "my children," Dragonsong has "children of the land." It doesn't make as much sense for Hydaelyn to say something like that, but if we consider that the people who once dwelled in the Churning Mists were known as landlords, in comparison to the dragons being called skylords, it would make far more sense for it to be said by a dragon

Thirdly, it would have greater emotional impact for Dragonsong to be Ratatoskr's spirit lamenting this thousand-year war and wondering why mortals would do such a thing, why they would betray her so, than for it to be Hydaelyn doing so when she has a far greater understanding of mortals (compared to something as alien as a dragon). Especially given that Dragonsong is a track more closely associated with Nidhogg and Hraesvelgr, Ratatoskr's two closest siblings, than with Hydaelyn or even Midgardsormr. You hear a vocal-less version at Zenith, where Hraesvelgr lives, and the full version during the Final Steps of Faith, the culmination of the Dragonsong War and the final confrontation with Nidhogg. Midgardsormr, meanwhile, has his own personal theme (Primogenitor) and Hydaelyn is notably absent from most of HW's story

[serpentface]

Tigran: launching into a story about a time when he was 7 and watched a guy get eaten alive by dogs, completely unprompted and unnervingly blasé about the whole thing.

Etsushir: not listening, warming his hands over the nightly allotment of yams, smoking.

Palo: this is the tenth time he's heard this story, not listening, wondering whether Etsushir is smoking tobacco and where the hell he got it and can he have some?

[tragicallycrispygirl]

funniest part about risk of rain two is that the game just fucking lies to you

%15 chance (+%5 per stack) to take no damage on hit except that's a fucking lie it's actually a base %13 because the increase is hyperbolic and they just did that for the first stack too??? so you need like 1,000,000 stacks to get %100

you go on the wiki and every page just has "correction: the description is fucking wrong for no reason"

proc coefficients exist except for 1 stat (they're also hidden fuck you) and "TOTAL damage" is just not explained and also the luck mechanic from 57 leaf clover and purity is just *completely* insane madness???

shrines of order exist. why. those are explained but I genuinely don't think there's a single use case for them. unless you want to lose.

amazing game 10/10 i want to inject the soundtrack into my veins