#gender viiiiibes

[quark-nova]

Allokotosaur (archosauromorph) propaganda: Teraterpeton is literally the reptile version of a plague doctor. Definitely gender vibes right there.

reptiles are the only TRUE genders

all of these clades can be found on the wikipedias

[0scar-piastri]

Study in gay

According to a study 1/4 people are gay, meaning there are 5 gay people on the f1 grid. This is just me taking the piss, it is not serious, I am not speculating, it is fiction! So don’t come at me bros! It’s supposed to be funny!

Is:

Charles Leclerc, has know he’s gay since forever, don’t make a big deal out of it, but scared it’ll get out (like new, dumb FIA rules and all) hence the thick beards, in love with one Max Emilian Verstappen

Max Verstappen, has experimented with Pierre.. a lot Max Verstappen, bi, grown up around narrow mindedness but in a very accepting society (Netherlands) as a whole, now doing his best to be the opposite of narrow minded, he is succeeding. Probably the one to have made out with the most guys on the grid, especially when drunk/high.

Lando Norris, gay, there is this viiiiibe, probably doesn’t know it yet, like I said he thinks men flirting with him are just being friendly, has definitely drunkenly made out with Max and liked it, but you know that’s what friends do when drunk, no?

Lewis Hamilton, he really doesn’t care what gender he ends up with.. very confident in himself and his sexuality, would slay in drag, one stare has haters cowering, not a stranger to threesomes with a guy and girl (according to my hubby) also had that thing with Nico

Pierre Gasly, bi, he is French

Not:

Sebastian Vettel, straight but undying support, has dabbled in his youth, he is the definition of accepting grid dad, very helpful to confused, questioning f1 children

Lance Stroll, was the one finding the study and sharing with the other drivers, thinking that he is one of the gay ones, it really isn’t, funny man loves pussy

Alex Albon, I mean look at him and Lily, I would go for lily too tbh

George Russel, same as Alex but idk his wag’s name

Fernando Alonso, ancient man doesn’t even know what gay is?? Still think it means happy tbh.. So not woke

Carlos Sainz Jr, allegedly there have been some comments made?? Idk he’s kinda fruity to me, especially where Lando’s concerned

Danny Ric, straight as an arrow, wholly supportive, would step up if a fake boyfriend was needed, would take down any homophobic asshole harassing his boys, could probably get in a relationship with a man, but loves eating pussy too much

Nicholas Latifi, wholly accepting, same league as Seb, but without the dabbling

Mick Schumacher, idk used to have a crush on Harry Styles, but who hasn’t?

Yuki Tsunoda, Pierre is the love of his life, but like platonically, he is 100% scared of girls tho..

Zhou Guanyu, quiet guy, but dicks down girls left and right because of his impeccable sense of fashion

Sergio Perez, lmao just no, traditionalist through and through

Esteban Ocon, dunno much about him tbh, though I think he is cute, no gay vibes about him tho, could definitely star as Count Dracula in a movie?? Now that’s a vibe.

Valtteri Bottas, dat ass tho, it’s a favorite in the lgbtq community, would politely decline any advances from the same gender, he knows he does not like dick like that

Kevin Magnussen, doesn’t do labels, but has a kid with a female sooo

[mallymun]

Not gonna add it to the post itself because that's rude but--

That.

So far is the ONLY

Gender swap I've ever seen that I can get behind

In ANY FANDOM

Cuz I have to block gender swaps because it's always always always giving the once-guy HUGE bazonkas and making them tiny and giving the once-girl a HUGE dick and like

It's bad vibessss

It's phobic viiiiibes

[girlgerard]

tell us about her energy like her viiiiibes

oh my god okay. well first of all when they walked on the first thing i noticed was how lovely their hair was like it was washed and conditioned and it was VERY purposefully tucked behind their ears. i actually thought it was bobby-pinned for a while there. they talked about it tonight but god they. they were so relaxed up there. like that theatre was hot as shit and my section of the crowd was rowdy in a bad way it was not a peaceful environment but they were SO comfortable up there. so chatty and gentle. their singing was fucking unbelievable i stopped singing along to summertime halfway through i was so entranced. they would do these little melodic runs now and then and it just. fuck. don’t even get me started on their speaking voice. i thought i knew what people meant when they said it was high irl but oh my god videos do not pick it up at ALL. it’s the type of gentle high voice of someone you can tell has the ability to go super low but just. chooses not to. even more insane given that they were so stripped of a stage persona. they just sound like that. lastly i know we all talk about gerard and androgyny like that’s been a 20-year conversation but oh my god. even just in a simple sweet outfit. like it’s so different irl you literally just. they read as nothing gender-wise. they read as gerard way. they read as a little lady. i don’t know HOW it was so different in real life but like. there’s something about their face that can’t be caught on camera they just. they are so naturally. god i don’t know. they were so like us