#gender dude

[dwarfman403-blog]

I know I’m not the first but I think my gender is:

Dude / “just a guy”

Pronouns he him ^^

[birdmenmanga]

they are putting yaoi in the city art museum and censoring nsfw content with heat-responsive material so you have to put your hands on it to see dick

[biggest-gaudiest-patronuses]

main take aways from Halloween (1978) rewatch:

michael myers is canonically 21??? this bitch should be at the club

*sees tiddies* ***MURDEROUS RAMPAGE NOISES***

that's it that's the movie

outside of the fact that everyone who has sex is murdered by the narrative, this is a surprisingly chill portrayal of female sexuality? these teen girls are horny and actively enjoying Getting It On with their boytoys. no pushy boyfriends sneaking in through their bedroom windows--these ladies are taking the initiative to sneak out and GET SOME. one of them gets laid and then immediately orders her boyfriend to get her a beer. (yes she gets Slashered soon afterward, but so does the boyfriend so honestly, gender equality.) yes the Final Girl is the only one not having sex, but she's not bullied for that, nor are her friends slut shamed except possibly by being murdered by the narrative

actually the only character who is shown being morally condemned on-screen is michael myers. specifically FOR his violent overreaction to other people's sex lives. (people he is spying on). metaphorically, the villain is American Puritanism sticking its judgy nose into other people's business.

aka Michael Myers Is A Republican

but actually the real villain is the doctor. guy's a judgemental, shaming, pathologizing asshole. and he's been in charge of michael's care since he was SIX YEARS OLD? kid never had a chance. i'd go on a killing spree too

also the parents. where are the parents? it's halloween night and all the teenage girls are home babysitting their younger siblings? come to think of it, michael's first victim was his own older sister, whom he killed while she was babysitting him. teen girls are really shouldering a labour burden here. maybe parentification is the true villain

side note: mike commits his first murder wearing a clown costume...which is never referenced again? his 'iconic' costume is a generic mask and wig and jumpsuit, when we coulda had a Killer Clown Michael Myers??? travesty

i like how the Final Girl and her friend casually smoke weed in her car. yeah she's an honor student and her friend is the sheriff's daughter. yeah they smoke weed. so what it's 1978

(to reiterate, mike is 21 and should be at the club. im not saying he shouldn't be rampaging, im saying it's sad that he broke out, tasted freedom for the first time in his life, and immediately snuck back into his childhood home to go rampaging. let's have a remake where he goes to a nightclub and has a few beers. maybe some slutty dancing. then rampage)

oh no he's hot

[chloesimaginationthings]

Into the pit Jeff and Mike finally sleep together in FNAF..

[kruegerspillow]

childhood friend! reader who'd been (coincidentally) assigned to the same task force as simon after months of no contact. he didn't believe that it was you before connecting the dots. you talk the same, smell the same and behave the same from years ago.

childhood friend! reader who makes the same jokes around simon and helps make him feel... alive.

childhood friend! reader who's the only person that's allowed to be touchy feely around simon.

childhood friend! reader who tries very hard to keep the banter between them and simon alive, though, failing miserably when they nearly shot simon after he sneaked up behind them.

childhood friend! reader who realized that simon didn't have anyone to tap him out, so, being the nice friend they are, they tapped simon out with a smile on their face.

childhood friend! reader who doesn't notice the way simon's gaze lingers around their figure, taking in every curve and edges with a piercing gaze.

childhood friend! reader who flirts with random guys every time they get tipsy— while simon watches from the corner of the room— knowing that he won't be able to do anything about it.

childhood friend! reader who doesn't notice the way simon's behaviour shifts everytime they get close with other blokes. he's no longer relaxed, his brows furrowed and muscles tensing. your drunken giggle made his stomach flip, becoming nothing but a painful reminder of what he couldn't have.

childhood friend! reader who gets driven home by simon after finishing their drinks. his grip on the steering wheel was tight, his thoughts a tangled mess, fixating on the bitter truth that you were never his.

childhood friend! reader who thinks that everything simon does for them is casual, when it is, in fact, not-so-casual. after all, that desperate kiss you gave him before he left for the military was not-so-casual too, wasn't it?

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[silly-little-gooses]

ah, yes, the two genders

[nor3gertz]

yay... girls' night out at Fire In The Hole cuz why not

[acheh]

i got him guys

[buggachat]

remember when miraculous ladybug finally decided to do an "adrien hangs out with The Guys" episode, like how we get scenes of marinette hanging out with The Girls all the time, but i guess the writers decided that the only way adrien would fit in an environment with a bunch of guys was if they were in a gay night club, and the night club was adrien's bedroom, and they were throwing around rainbow glitter and kissing each other and blasting The Village People so loud that it almost killed his already dead mother and

[pigeonstab]

@wickjump your Crepic M'am. I'll let you come up with what they're saying..

[uproariousscarecrow]

ohh i get it now he's a phantom

[accirax]

💙❤️Blind Date or Die Episode 1, Starring Rose, Toshiko, Levi, Grace, Nico, Wolfgang, Teruko, and Jett!💙❤️

[nocyunis]

supa lazy drabble w/dazai. cw mild ooc (ㅅꈍᴗꈍ)ᰔ

DAZAI softly whines your name with pleaded eyes “my sweet dear, ‘m soooo cold” a lie, of course, with that tone. he stuffs his face on your neck, feeling the soft fabric of your velvet-colored sweater at his chin.

he already feels the warmth radiating from you and his racing heart. he earns a breathy chuckle, catering his words—you grab the thick, fluffy blanket on the left edge of the bed with your feet, diagonally your leg up before grabbing it with your hands and drift it to cover the both of you “that better ‘samu?” humming, he snuggles impossibly closer to you.

your smile widens. your fingers wander his brown, messy hair in a waving motion, massaging his scalp in a snail pace. you can smell the fresh vanilla shampoo he uses, only faintly. a smell that feels so home to you.

dazai has a tight feeling in his chest, a delicate, gentle feeling he thought he could never experience truly; love. the saki feeling that he could just indulge in this, live like this, with you.

[checkadii]

Chat I locked in .

[nor3gertz]

i suck at drawing tall skinny women sorry.

[disembodiedvoicecrossover]

i fw characters who were previously unseen but then had official designs revealed too if anyone was wondering