#gender bent john constantine

[multi-fandom-enjoyer]

The clicking sound of a door being unlocked is heard, followed by Y/n Zatara and Johanna Constantine walking into their apartment, both covered in sulfur and blood.

Y/n: So much for a relaxing Halloween.

They say right before collapsing on the couch before saying:

Y/n: Ydnac nommus

A bowl of wrapped candies appears on their lap.

Johanna: I told you it wouldn't be easy. Working with an exorcist is different. Dating one... That's another story.

Y/n: Well, it's a good thing I'm just crazy enough to walk with you.

Johanna lets out a chuckle before sitting next to Y/n and takes a box of candy cigarettes from the bowl.

[mlm-writer]

Prophecy (John Constantine x GN!Reader)

Pairing:  John Constantine (LoT ver.) x Gender Neutral!Demon!Reader (with two dicks and tentacles) Rating: Explicit Words: 1014 POV: Second Summary: The Big Tober Day 25 - Monsterfucking Note: Reader is not referred to with any gendered words. Reader just has a dick.... well two actually... king shark style.... Tags: demon fucking, anal, anal fingering, biting, tentacles, manhandling, wet and sloppy, double penetration, PWP and haiku at the end

A filthy moan vibrated through the tentacle you had shoved down John’s throat. You could feel his oesophagus bare down onto your extremity. When he seemed to choke, you retracted the tentacle to rest the end on his tongue. John opened his eyes, tears streaming down his crimson cheeks as he breathed around your appendage. “So pretty,” you cooed as your other tentacles caressed his glistening body. 

Two of them had suctioned down onto his nipples, pressing down and pulling on the sensitive flesh. Each movement allowed you to feel his cock twitch, which you currently had sandwiched between your two own, a tentacle wrapped around it to keep your cocks snugly together. “Please,” John whispered with his mouth still full. You shut him up by pushing the tentacle back down his throat, reaching as deep as you knew he could handle it. He moaned in satisfaction. 

You could smell his arousal, the air in the warehouse thick with the odour of lust. Your other four tentacles held John up in the air, giving your hands all the access you desired to his pretty hole. John sucked so eagerly; it was hard to tell whether the whine was from your tentacle slipping deeper down his throat or from a third finger joining the wet mess inside him. His flushed skin was like a furnace in the poorly isolated, abandoned building. The only light came from the moonlight coming through the windows near the ceiling and the summoning circle below you, where the flames warmed your body. The red light coming from below created erotic shadows on John’s body. You couldn’t hold back anymore and turned John over, your tentacles manhandling him into a bent over position with his ass at your mouth’s height. You bared your triangular teeth to the world, before pressing them into the softness of John’s ass. 

John moaned as he felt you almost pierce his skin. He didn’t care if you did. He had been edged so often by now, he would let you do anything to him. He just needed to cum; he needed your permission to cum. His cock was dripping arousal onto the weathered concrete, the cold air helping him to repress the orgasm he had been on the brink of - over and over. “Why are you always such a fucking menace?” He slurred, trying to wiggle his hands free so he could stroke his weeping cock, but your body and all its extremities left no room for him to move. 

His taunt was all the instructions you needed from him. You bit down on the other cheek, dragging your sharp teeth down to leave angry red lines. The sound coming from him was primal, desperate and obscene. You lowered him, aligning his fingered-open hole with your cocks. You pressed the tip of the lower one against his entrance. The tapered tip slipped inside easily. You pressed forward, stretching him more and more the deeper you went. The base was too thick for him, but you knew he would be able to take that and much more eventually. 

A euphonic song of gasps and moans came from the warlock as you worked him open with your enormity. He was hot around you, his arousal filling your senses. His filthy moans filled your ears. You could smell the precum that was dripping onto the ground. Your vision was focused on where you saw your length almost entirely disappear inside of him. Your fingers digged into his plump ass, your left thumb pressing into the crimson lines you left earlier. All that was missing was his essence on your tongue. 

Your tentacles moved, keeping John speared on your hardness as you pressed his back against your chest. Two of your tentacles held him by the knees now, keeping his legs spread. Another two held him below the arms. Another wrapped itself around John’s neck, lightly choking him. Yet another grabbed him by the hair [why did I give you so many tentacles?], forcing his head to turn so you could kiss him. Saliva covered his lips and dripped down his chin as you ravaged his mouth. The two tentacles you still had left wrapped around his middle and moved him on your cock like a toy. Your second cock rubbed deliciously between his cheeks with each thrust. You moaned into his mouth, hands reaching for his nipples. Even the lightest touch to the abused nubs made John whimper. 

With the new angle, John took you to the base so easily. The human’s skin was slick from the secretion coming from your many appendages. John felt like he was drowning. He was wet all over in your slick. Tongues danced sloppily as he was filled with your cock. “Another,” he managed to moan against your lips. You understood, one hand letting go of his red nipples to angle your second cock in line with his stretched hole. John’s delighted cry echoed through the building when the tip of your second cock slipped inside along the first one. 

John was near-incoherent as you speared him open with both your cocks. His length twitched pathetically against his abdomen, precum joining your juices on his skin. “You can cum for me John,” you whispered into his ear, your tongue darting out to tease his earlobe. He whimpered in reply, something about how you had the tendency to continue, how you were unlikely to stop, how it hurt so good. Your triangular teeth teased his ear as you chuckled ominously.

The warlock screamed like his life depended on it as you renounced mercy and tightened his grip on him. A wet squelch accompanied every thrust into his spit open body. You could feel John tighten around you, the most pitiful moans filling the room as he painted his own body and face white. “That’s it, warlock,” you delighted in his helplessness. Your tentacles manhandled John onto the floor, upper body against the concrete and ass up. “Now let’s fulfil your prophecy.” 

You continued on.  You were unlikely to stop.  And it hurt so good. 

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[w-k-smith]

The Main Thing Worrying Me About the Sandman Adaptation

The portrayal of John Constantine.

Now, I am ecstatic about Jenna Coleman playing Johanna AND a (presumably) gender-bent version of John Constantine.

I’m just worried that the producers are going to assume that because John is a woman, she has to be super femme and...less of a mess. I do not want a competent, put-together Constantine. I want a Constantine who rolled out of her bed at noon and looks like it. I want a Constantine who stands in the doorway of the pub with a drink in one hand and a cigarette in the other, so she’s not TECHNICALLY smoking indoors and not TECHNICALLY drinking on the street. I want a Constantine that, yes, is wearing a suit, but she wore it hiking through a swamp in Houma. I want a Constantine that you can look at and know, somehow, that there are multiple used Kleenexes on her person.

John Constantine is perhaps the original disaster bi, and Netflix should respect that.

[patricida]

they gender bent john constantine???

[fangirlxwritesx67]

Insignia (batman!Dean x reader)

Tags: 18+, smut, sex, costume sex, cosplay, consent, bulging cock

You had to admit, your favorite part of conventions was always the cosplay. People were so wildly creative in all the ways they brought their favorite characters and stories to life! You especially loved seeing people who explored the limits- cosplaying outside of their gender, race, age or body type; making steampunk versions of costumes; and clever multi-fandom tributes. You yourself didn't cosplay, preferring simple fandom outfits. For example, right now, you were wearing dark wash jeans with a Ravenclaw t-shirt and long blue and grey plaid scarf.

A group of 3 men walking by caught your eye. They were all tall, handsome, and dressed up. The tallest one was cosplaying a floppy-haired 10th Doctor, while the shortest one wore a John Constantine-inspired look. The one in the middle, tho, was Batman. Oh, you loved a good Batman cosplay- and this one was one of the best you had ever seen. Your eyes roamed over the man, taking him all in. The suit had clearly been custom made for him. His broad shoulders and muscled arms were covered but on full display. His utility belt spanned a trim waist. His long legs were just a little bowed, but it took nothing away from his look.

The costume accessories were movie-level quality. Cowl, gloves and insignia were perfect. He curled his hands in his gloves and you couldn't help wondering what his touch would feel like.

The only place the costume didn't fit exactly right was in the crotch- it was too tight. Batman guy was ridiculously well endowed and the suit did nothing to hide it. One of your favorite fantasies rose to your mind- that of sex with Batman. What would sex with this Batman cosplayer be like? From what you could see, it would be incredible. You blushed. It was a little embarrassing to realize you were objectifying a random cosplayer so hard.

Without ever casting a glance in your direction, Batman squared his shoulders and walked away with his friends. You turned to follow him with your eyes. His cape cascaded over his shoulders but you got a peek of his round ass in the tight costume pants. There was a swish to his cape that put a smile on your face.

You saw the guys, including Batman, more than once across the crowded convention halls. It was after lunch before you actually ran into him again. You were looking at a table of paintings in the artist's gallery when a familiar gloved hand crossed your line of sight.

You turned to see Batman standing next to you. Bright green eyes shone from Batman's mask. The classic cowl hid most of his face, covering everything except his mouth. But what a mouth it was! His jaw was all lines and angles, lightly sprinkled with golden brown stubble. His lips were perfectly formed, just a little bit chapped, and ridiculously full. His eyes locked on yours and you shivered. He clenched his jaw, muscles working, and pouted out his lips just a little bit.

"See something you like, Princess?" He growled, green eyes flashing. Your mouth dropped open a little. Not only did this dude look amazing, he also sounded amazing. At your reaction, he grinned. His firm jaw melted into deep dimples.

You licked your lips and swallowed hard.

"I have a question about the insignia on your suit." He tilted his head, encouraging you to go on. "Is it ... hard?"

Batman nodded, a wicked smirk curling his lips. "Oh yeah, its hard. You wanna...touch it?"

You nodded, unable to speak. Batman held out one gloved hand. You took it and he pulled you away from the table, away from the crowded artist's gallery, to a quieter corner of the room. Flicking his cape, he struck a ridiculously exaggerated superhero pose- chest out, chin up, fists clenched by his side.

"Go on, Princess," he growled. "You wanted to touch my ... insignia?"

You carefully traced your fingers over the hard plastic. You could feel the heat rising off him thru the costume and itched to let your hands wander. But you knew how important consent was to cosplayers- just because this man in front of you was dressed as one of your hottest fantasys didn't give you any right... Your gaze strayed down to that unmistakable bulge in the front of the suit. Your dirty thoughts must've showed on your face because suddenly his mouth was next to your ear, murmuring,

"Isn't there anything else you'd like to touch?"

Given his permission, you let your hands spread across his muscled chest, over his broad shoulders and down his strong arms. He flexed, and you giggled. Your hands trailed all the way down to his gloves. He took your hands in his and brought them to his mouth. He kissed your knuckles while looking you straight in the eye.

"I'm Dean," he told you, still in that ridiculously deep voice.

"Hi Dean," you answered, barely above a whisper. You brushed your knuckles against his lips again, just to feel his touch. Then you ran your hand over his face- well, the little bit of his face you could see- as well as his mask. The mask was cool, smooth and inflexible- his face was warm, stubbled and yielding. You ran your thumb over his lips. How could these lips be real?!

"Either stop touching my mouth," he murmured into your fingers, "or kiss me already." You leaned in, he bent down- you kissed. His amazing mouth felt even better than it looked. His lips were plush and yielding, backed by the strength of his jaw.

You kissed him until you couldn't breathe. Or maybe his kisses just took your breath away. You whimpered and leaned into him. Dean wrapped his strong arms around you. Finally he tore his mouth away.

"I have a room upstairs," he whispered in your ear, the cool material of his mask pressed against your cheek.

You didn't say anything, couldn't say anything- just nodded.

He led you to the elevator and then you were finally, blissfully alone. You lept on him as the door closed, hurried in your desire. He grabbed you and pulled you tight as you resumed kissing. Out of the corner of your eye, you caught your reflection in the elevator doors. You were making out with Batman! Well, Dean dressed as Batman- whoever Dean was. You couldn't help laughing a little. When you laughed, he slipped his tongue into your mouth. Hot damn! Was there any part of this man that wasn't ridiculously strong?! His kisses were deep and hard, his tongue fast and greedy.

Your hips rose to meet his and you ground against him. His suit hadn't deceived you- he was big, and rock hard.

When the elevator stopped, he took your hand in his gloved one. He practically dragged you to his room, cape billowing out behind him.

Inside the room, you sank to the bed as he locked the door. With long bowlegged strides, he crossed the room and then dropped to one knee in front of you. This time his superhero pose was sincere. He put one hand on your leg.

"Listen, Princess," he growled. "We can do whatever you want. I'll be whoever you want. I just have one thing to ask." His green eyes shone bright from behind the mask.

"Let me eat you out."

"What?" You yelped. You had never had a man make that his condition for sex before. You had definitely never had a man say it so much like he meant it.

"I love pussy," Dean confessed, "I can tell from your mouth that yours must be amazing. I just want to taste you and please you. Please."

What woman would ever say no? Yo nodded and took his chin in your hand.

"Just- keep the mask on," was your only request.

Dean chuckled, low and sexy.

"Damn right," he answered. "Now help me take off these gloves."

You pulled off his gloves to discover that his hands were amazing. Broad knuckles, long fingers, callused and scarred. You kissed one, returning his gesture from earlier, and discovered that he had freckles on the backs of his hands. He cupped your face and kissed you again.

Then his hands were all over your body, eager and skilled. He helped you out of all of your clothes until you lay back against the pillows, naked.

Leaning forward on his strong forearms, Dean cupped your ass in his big hands. He held you for a moment, stroking your skin. Then he turned his wrists and tilted your hips apart. He lowered his face between your legs and your felt his hot breath on your skin. He kissed you first, and you sighed. He licked you, swirling his tongue, and you moaned. He sucked you hard, those full plush lips working to please you. You made a wild animal sound and bucked into his face.

No wonder Dean liked eating pussy, if this was how he did it. He was absolutely spoiling this for you. No one else would ever be able to do this the way that he did. His firm jaw, his strong tongue, and his ridiculous lips could work magic.

At the same time, you never forgot that he was wearing Batman's mask. The smooth sides of the cowl brushed against your thighs as he moved between them. When he pushed into you, hard, the nosepiece ground against you.

Dean as Batman quickly pushed you past thinking into pure feeling. You were nothing but the space between your legs, wet and needy. Desire gathered there and spread thruout your body under Dean's careful attention.

You probably moaned, you probably screamed- you didn't know. All you knew was your world shrinking to the touch of Dean's mouth on you. And then incredible blazing release as he made you come.

When you could see and breathe and think again, Dean was stretched out next to you. He kissed you, and you tasted yourself on his lips.

You sighed.

"Help me out of this costume," he growled, "damn thing zips up the back. I dont know why Rowena made it that way."

"Okay, but wait," you answered. Heart pounding, you put your hands under his jawline. His hands slid up under yours.

Up until now this had all been a fantasy, and Dean had been Batman. You were about to see who he really was. Minutes ago you had come on his face, but you were still nervous to see it.

Dean wrenched his head and the cowl slid off. He tossed it to the side, and Batman with it. You were left staring into the face of one of the most beautiful men you had ever seen.

You had prepared yourself for disappointment, for cringe, for bland acceptance. What you hadn't prepared yourself for was to be utterly blown away by Dean. You had thought what you could see in the Batman cowl was the most beautiful part of him, but turns out it was only a preview. Dean's face was gorgeous! Without the mask, those green eyes were even more piercing, framed by long lashes and bracketed by little crinkles in the corners. His cheekbones were high, lightly dusted with freckles that faded into the stubble on his strong jaw. And his mouth- well, maybe his mouth was the best part of him. Those obscenely perfect lips, so soft and so strong!

He leaned down and kissed you with that mouth, that ridiculous mouth..

Drunk on pleasure, you could've honestly spent hours just kissing Dean and touching his face. But you remembered your first glimpse of him and the way his costume fit him so tight. You remembered that unmistakable bulge in his pants and suddenly wanted more.

You stood up and helped him pull off the costume, undoing the various complicated buckles and zips along the way. Finally Dean stood in front of you wearing nothing but a pair of very brief black briefs.

"Wow," you breathed, "even bigger than you looked in the costume."

"Wait, what?" cried Dean. "You could see this in the costume?!" He gestured to his unmistakable erection, a hot blush rising under his stubble.

You giggled. "Dean, every woman and most men noticed your cock in that costume."

You reached forward and took him in your hand. He moaned and leapt into your touch. Everyone had noticed him, noticed this- but you had him. In this moment, Dean was all yours. The thought made you feel powerful and incredibly special.

"Wait," he wrenched away from you and began to rummage thru the utility belt of his discarded costume. "Paracord, no. Fishhooks, no. Whiskey- ooh, whiskey! Batarangs, no. Condoms! Yes, condoms." When he turned around, you were waiting for him, your legs spread invitingly.

He laid down and stretched himself on top of you. For one long moment you both waited.

Finally he groaned, low and sexy, "Princess, please."

"Yes, Dean, yes," you answered.

Your consent was all he needed. Dean pushed into you. He was every bit as big as he had looked -bigger, even- and he filled you so well. He rose above you, every muscle in his chest and shoulders and arms tense. His need for you was so obvious, so sexy. You answered it by lifting your hips to him, arcing in close.

Together, you found a rhythm of thrusting and grinding and pressing. You took what he gave and he needed what you had to offer. You tried to wait, to give Dean time. But he was breathing hard and thrusting fast. Your body rode his to a peak of pleasure. You paused there just a moment before you were coming hard under him, wrapping him in your hot embrace.

Apparently that was all Dean had been waiting for, because he closed his eyes and let himself go. Moaning deeply, he came. For a few moments he was all hot tension, and then he collapsed against you.

Eventually Dean opened his magical green eyes and looked at you. You answered with a smile.

"So," he chuckled, and there were those dimples again. "How was sex with Batman?"

You giggled, helplessly. This man!

"Nothing like sex with you, Dean."

....

Thanks to @marril96 for sending @werewolfbarbie to help with the batman stuff. And @idreamofplaid for being awesome

[fallencrackships]

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Scarlett Johansson (blonde) and Eric Dane - Anon

Shelley Hennig and Richard Armitage - Anon

Sophie Turner and Gavin leatherwood as Nicholas scratch - Anon

Sophie Turner and Hayden Christensen - feniah-394

Sophie Skelton and RJ King - Anon

Willa Fitzgerald and Lucas Till, couple - Anon

Phew! I'm hoping that's everyone.... If I've missed your request then just shoot me a message or if you want to stay anonymous then just shoot me another message Friday when I open 😊😊 as always thank you for your patience and support. I might get one or two done today but not sure. My muse tends to come and go, he's a fiesty little fucker who likes to come and go as he pleases!

[beckysbook5]

Even Though I Knew the End by C.L. Polk - ARC Review!

Today on my blog I have a review for #EvenThoughIKnewtheEnd by C.L. Polk. A fast paced & entertaining novella filled with magic, that gave me big gender bent John Constantine vibes! #BookReview

An exiled augur who sold her soul to save her brother’s life is offered one last job before serving an eternity in hell. When she turns it down, her client sweetens the pot by offering up the one payment she can’t resist―the chance to have a future where she grows old with the woman she loves. To succeed, she is given three days to track down the White City Vampire, Chicago’s most notorious…

[ladyfogg]

Mirrored Touch

Mirrored Touch

Fic Rating: R

Pairing: John Constantine/Non-Gender Specific Reader

Warnings: Smutty Musings

John makes love to you like he makes love to himself.

Maybe ‘making love’ is a strong term, but it’s the one you like to use. It varies from time to time, but for the most part, John touches you like he touches himself.

You’ve watched plenty of times to notice. Occasionally, after a particularly exhausting job or when you’re not feeling in the mood, you’ll doze off curled in bed, only to awaken hours later by the sound of rustling and labored breathing.

You don’t mind it of course. Everyone masturbates, or should. And while you and John enjoy a healthy sex life, sometimes one of you just isn’t in the mood. Moreso you than John, but it has been known to happen.

It wasn’t until recently that you started to notice how his hand slides down the swell of your hip the same way it slides down his chest, how he cups you first just to feel you, before giving you a firm rub with his palm, even how he starts fucking you slowly, taking his time to savor the feeling.

Of course, there are differences, since there’s only so much he can do to himself. Like how he runs his hands up your spine when you’re bent forward as he lays behind you, buried deep inside. Or when he wraps his hand tightly around your throat, yanking you to his chest so he can fuck you harder, hot breath ghosting across your ear.

Yes, those differences are purely your preference and he obliges wholeheartedly.

Another difference is, he’s silent when he’s touching himself, say for harsh breathing and the occasional sharp inhale. However, when he’s inside you, you can’t get him to shut up, as he mumbles sweet nothings, or filthy promises, depending on what mood he’s in.

But when he’s close to coming, when you’ve already been satisfied and are laying in a shuddering heap trying to catch your breath, he’s back to thinking about himself, pumping hard and fast, chasing his orgasm with complete abandon as you long for that moment right before.

His breathing hitches, his grip tightens, and then he’s coming with a loud moan and erratic jerk of his hips.

The silence that follows is always comfortable, sated, and relaxed.

If he’s been taking care of himself, he cleans up and spoons you, draping his arm around your waist to pull you close. If you’ve had sex, you drape yourself over his chest, pulling him into a lazy, tired kiss.

No matter what, John holds you close and you listen to the sounds of his breathing evening out, until eventually you too are lulled to sleep.

[ao3feed-westallen]

Speedster of death

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2guJuq5

by michelous

as a result of her final battle ichigo gains speed force powers and joins the flarrowverse what if fem ichigo was sent some where else to help guide a grieving flash from becoming creating the monster he would make fem ichigo x barry lemons and limes in the future

Words: 1480, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash - All Media Types, The Flash (Comics), The Flash (TV 2014) RPF, Arrow (TV 2012), Constantine (2005), Constantine (TV), Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Bleach, DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Supergirl (TV 2015)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/M

Characters: Kurosaki Ichigo, Barry Allen, Cisco Ramon, Killer Frost, John Constantine

Relationships: Barry Allen/Iris West, Kuchiki Rukia/Kurosaki Ichigo, Barry allen/ichigo kurosaki

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Genderbending, Rule 63, Speed Force, Female Kurosaki Ichigo, Kurosaki Ichigo-centric, Fem Ichigo, gender bent ichigo, speedster ichigo

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2guJuq5

[dwestfieldblog]

AFFIRMING YOUR BIAS

A DEFAULT MODE NETWORK

Apparently 100 seconds to midnight....not enough time to run to shelters, boil an egg or have sex, unless you are a rabbit. '2020'...One of those gathering years when conspiracies appear very real and laughing at the credulous takes a back-seat on the bus to seeing the utter plausibility of   paranoid imaginings. Logic looks coldly and clearly at  irrational fear and starts to doubt its own sanity. Ah ha, ha haa...

Brexit parties hard in London as we dance towards the 'golden age' that Boris has promised (and it is not as if he has ever lied or exaggerated about important things very often before). British Pride at its best, posters already up in the tower blocks ordering the foreigners to speak English. The Leavers seem unclear on the point that having given the EU an enema and left ourselves at the mercy of unbalanced American business deals to be signed over a barrel, (arf) we are also signed up to the  AIIB, the Ancient Illuminated...(ahem, excuse me) the Asian Infrastructure Investment Bank. Well, wouldn't you rather be ordered about by China and lose your sovereignty to the Communist Party? The ones who harvest organs from the living, run concentration camps and massacre their own students. All the UK 'nationalist fascists' (those either in denial or proud of it) don't seem to mind that much, as long as Europe is not telling us what to do. 'We're gonna take back control of our borders'. Yeah right. Nice British compromise over Huawei eh? Meanwhile...

Reading about the Social Credit System in China and wondering how long before other more democratic countries take this idea up. Remembering Zappa in Joe's Garage dystopian album in 79, warning teens not, to do anything which could affect their parent's credit rating...well, in freer countries, the SCS could mean lack of access to various jobs, not being able to borrow money, less access to internet, limited acceptance into education, longer prison terms...Communists have a nice punishment for those who disagree with their philosophy...have them sacked, arrested for being unemployed and placed in one of those special detention centres for a 're-education'. The same excrement as has been since 'God' punished Adam and Eve for getting too smart. Do as you are told or else. Be quiet and obedient, listen and follow those in control regardless of whether they seem to be doing good work - and respect your betters especially if they are not. Calm down Dave, peak later.  

Speaking of which...Nice interview with a young British guy who used to belong to the Korean Friendship Association (just the North part) who was expelled last year for asking, during a visit to Cheese Boy's empire 'How come in a Socialist society, the leadership is passed from father to son'? This might seem like a very reasonable question but the bloke was booted out, accused of 'outrageous disrespect' And a 'Colonialist attitude'. Arf. I might well send a letter to the NK embassy in London and ask them if they could clarify this point.

Fnord.

My favourite WTF story for a while was the fascinating tale of an Ethical Vegan in London named Jordi (from Spain) who went to court to prove a claim against his former employers, The League Against Cruel Sports, after he said their pension fund had connections to companies involved with animal testing. They sacked him and he claimed discrimination due to his beliefs. His ideas on the absolute sanctity of animals include not travelling short distances on public transport...in case the bus squishes any birds or insects in its path. Or eating figs in case there are any larvae from wasps still in them. Banknotes which contain animal fat should not be handled. Guide dogs for the blind are offensive due to the exploitation of the animal in serving Humans. Wool, leather and silk are right out. Etc. He won the case. (Sanity is expected to appeal.) The judge ruled that the philosophy of ethical veganism merits the same respect as any religion. Well, why not eh? If folk can accept invisible sky wizards, talking snakes, a boat with all the animals of the world on it, burning bushes and virgins giving birth, why not make a philosophy out of yet another extreme? I will demand the right for pink fluffy unicorns to vote and a million march for mermaids. Oops...Well, flap, roll and flop...Great at fellatio..

At what point does an opinion become 'real'? When it is agreed upon by serious minds and turned into law? Or when focused thought is directed into possibility waves with Will and imagination. 'The magick of our science...' As of yet, there is no proof of a 'God' existing, but millions have died badly due to fervent belief in such and the opinions of clearly imbalanced humans through history.  Thumb sucking, security blanket clutching folk, desperate to justify their unsane behaviour by blaming it on a higher power. God/The Devil made me do it. Sure He did...The Goddess says think for yourself, harm none and do what you Will.

Politically incorrect boys and girls, need some Kuddles, True love falls to fly and rises to crawl, when I think about you I cut myself...Meanwhile again...back to the foul cesspool/ endless comic material of prime ministers and presidents...

'In Reality they are not after me they're after you. I'm just in the way'. No Donald, 'They' are for the people, they are just against you. Usually American presidents follow orders from the industrialist power brokering king makers who financed their campaigns, rather than taking advice and obeying orders from a Russian in Moscow. But that seems about the shape of the last four years. Perhaps Donald is in love with Vladmir, he does seem to admire strong men a little too much. Virtually everything the orange lunatic does in his childish attempts to undo anything Obama did, serves as the longest suck job in history. Someone has access to THAT video in the hotel...'Russia, if you're listening...' Stick it on you tube and give us a good laugh for a change. Nice to see Nancy ripping up the reality tv State of the Union address...(No Republicans, I'm not a Democrat or a Libertarian.)

'YOU CANNOT BE ACQUITTED IF YOU DON'T HAVE A TRIAL AND YOU DON'T HAVE A TRIAL IF YOU DON'T HAVE WITNESSES AND DOCUMENTATION'. Well said Mrs Pelosi.

Does this statement actually seem unreasonable to anyone other than The Duck's hardcore fanatics? The king is naked and a bare faced LIAR, rambling endless deflection and projection. Whenever he accuses someone else of something negative, he reveals the real subject is himself. Whenever he praises himself, his heart means the opposite. 'I am a very stable genius'. Said the deeply unbalanced moron. 'He's crazy, shifty, a liar, weak...' etc etc etc. Reptile, you know what you are. Feel it. But free now for revenge and re-election due to 'the silent, the pliable and the complicit.'

Donald has been spending a lot of time preying on praying Evangelicals and anti abortionists (a 'March for Life'). Smart political move. When such millions of folk are so easy to fool with bullturd, he knows he has a ready made multitude of gullible voters. All he needs to do is to 'align' with them and they are bent over, spread and puckered. (Reminds me of the Christians buying Constantine's shtick.)  Do you suckers really believe anyone who says they agree with you? Don't you expect some genuine display of compassion and peaceful behaviour rather than endless aggression, selfishness, petulance and greed? (I mean, if you are actually Christians who feel compassion and forgiveness and that none are beyond Redemption.) Rather than just hoisting placards which read 'Not Your Body, Not Your Choice'. From this I infer that the actual females behind and under these, follow the opinion that God (who gave us free will, if you follow this stuff) has amendments which state Free will is sacred. Except in the cases of abortion and....fill in the blanks with deeply held opinions.  

This teenager was raped by her aids carrying junkie uncle...and must have the baby? That sounds nice and Christian (or any other major religion). From my very first blog sixteen years ago I have been endlessly ranting the same dammed thing...it seems a genuine shame that those who would call themselves religious cannot be a little more HOLY and decent. Rather than foaming at the mouth like wild eyed, hate filled fundamentalist swine. (He writes, teeth grinding and himself stabbing the keyboard in impotent rage). Pretending to be 'religious' is a nice pastime for the guilty.  

Another placard showed a picture of Trump with the words. 'Most Pro Life President Ever'. Do none of these young women at the rallies see any irony in supporting a man who boasts of grabbing pussies and that he 'would hit on' his daughter if she wasn't his? Does he really seem to be FOR life and the dignity of females to you? Women are supposed to have a little more instinctual intelligence than men. (Or is that imposing gender roles? Arf.) Shame on you for being so easy to manipulate. 'Easy to fool people when they are fooling themselves'.  

'A part of religion is about direct experience of the divine and the rest is just crowd control'. John Cleese (JC)

And I Love the way the fascists/populists financed by the Kremlin on all sides bang on about the 'Liberal Elite'. I have never seen or heard of such people. The Liberals in Democracies have always seemed to be fairly well meaning, goodhearted but overwhelmingly weak apologetic folk. Not very much like a power elite running the world behind the scenes in the 'Deep State'. Farage in the UK after the recent election, having lost most of his seats by not running against the Tories (hoping for a chair at the Big Table) crowed about having 'destroyed' the Liberals in England. I could have done that with a cynical stand up routine and and a flick of my little finger. On my left hand. Not exactly Thanos Nigel...(But then, I am not Bill Hicks eh?)

And so...Atlas Shrugged, Heraclitus burped, Putin raised an eyebrow and his entire government resigned. (Boris promised a 'New Dawn' for Great Britain. Well, he would, wouldn't he?) I truly enjoyed the annual press conference with Putin, where Bald head was asked what he thought of Johnson's previous comments that he resembled Dobby the House Elf from Harry Potter by replying; 'People say one thing when they are trying to get into power and something else when they are in power'. Just for a couple of seconds I had a sense of respect for this clarity of honesty.

Meanwhile Johnson (whose party received a good old amount of Roubles last year) and (bald head No.2) Cummings have begun their master campaign...Things don't look good for the BBC for reporting the news and asking uncomfortable questions. The Constitution of Britain and the balancing powers of Parliament are under threat too, as are various Human Rights Laws. Good old Tories, still the Nasty Party. 'Imagine what this country could be in ten year's time'. Boris, I am.  

And bloody Momentum still don't want to let go of their type of 'leadership' yet...even after their Useful Idiot/Strawman puppet Jeremy lost the North. Damn right, English people tend not to vote for those who sympathise with actual terrorists. Unless.... Oops...Insert smiley face here. And a Bosh of a skeleton breastfeeding a priest, just lie back and think of England...this won't hurt a bit. It will hurt a lot.

Step by step as Boris and Trump surgically carve away various rights and laws which impede them from furthering their power and break up unions of friendship among the West as Russia and China watch with the dead eyed smiles of sharks. Hmm..

'Constitutions are utterly worthless to restrain the tyranny of governments, unless it be understood that the people will compel the government to remain within constitutional limits. Practically speaking, no government knows any limits to its power except the endurance of the people.'  Spooner

Most, but not all of you people are being used by those who understand your psychology. You do not. You are only a means to end, to achieve and maintain power for them. Serving those who see you only as units of measurable force for them to direct. And you seem to love it. Vicariously enervated in righteousness and dumb enough to admire your intelligence in following those you believe will empower and free you. They don't, they won't. Never have and never will, as the song said. Sleepwalking, marching in a deep state of hypnosis into a slaughterhouse.  

Some of us are trying to improve on communication, connection, empathy, random acts of kindness, respect for ones self, sisters, brothers, planet. Experimenting with techniques of mind expansion, using the mirrors of science and art, maintaining a good sense of humour, watching our belief systems for signs of cruelty and stupidity, and admitting when we behave like idiots, humble but not humiliated.

For all the religious fundamentalists, politically correct and political extremists against any attempt at evolving, due to fear or greed, I strongly, almost violently suggest this: CRAWL ON YOUR BELLIES BACK INTO THE OCEANS AND LET THE REST OF US MAKE THIS PLANET SOMEWHERE GOOD TO LIVE AGAIN.

Not important how long I live, more a case of how much I enjoy being alive and whether I can help others while I am here. Hope to see you in the springtime.  

RIP forever in intelligence and fine humour Neil Peart and Terry (He's not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy) Jones.

'What's hit is history

What's missed is mystery

And the miraculous image  

Of sound washed ashore'

J. Balance/Coil

Despite outward appearances, it is not unrealistic to be optimistic...

LOVE.

[ao3feed-ichiruki]

Speedster of death

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2guJuq5

by michelous

as a result of her final battle ichigo gains speed force powers and joins the flarrowverse what if fem ichigo was sent some where else to help guide a grieving flash from becoming creating the monster he would make fem ichigo x barry lemons and limes in the future

Words: 1480, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: The Flash (TV 2014), The Flash - All Media Types, The Flash (Comics), The Flash (TV 2014) RPF, Arrow (TV 2012), Constantine (2005), Constantine (TV), Constantine: The Hellblazer (Comics), Bleach, DC's Legends of Tomorrow (TV), Supergirl (TV 2015)

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence

Categories: F/M

Characters: Kurosaki Ichigo, Barry Allen, Cisco Ramon, Killer Frost, John Constantine

Relationships: Barry Allen/Iris West, Kuchiki Rukia/Kurosaki Ichigo, Barry allen/ichigo kurosaki

Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Gender Changes, Genderbending, Rule 63, Speed Force, Female Kurosaki Ichigo, Kurosaki Ichigo-centric, Fem Ichigo, gender bent ichigo, speedster ichigo

read it on the AO3 at http://ift.tt/2guJuq5

[fangirlxwritesx67]

Insignia (au Batman!Dean x reader)

This particularly fine edit was done by my friend @fuckyeahjaredandjensenx​ . Thanks hon! 

Tags: 18+, sex, smut, costume sex, one-time thing, oral (woman receiving), condoms, consent, masked sex, fucking

You had to admit, your favorite part of conventions was always the cosplay. People were so wildly creative in all the ways they brought their favorite characters and stories to life! You especially loved seeing people who explored the limits- cosplaying outside of their gender, race, age or body type; making steampunk versions of costumes; and clever multi-fandom tributes. You yourself didn't cosplay, preferring simple fandom outfits. For example, right now, you were wearing dark wash jeans with a Ravenclaw t-shirt and long blue and grey plaid scarf. A group of 3 men walking by caught your eye. They were all tall, handsome, and dressed up. The tallest one was cosplaying a floppy-haired 10th Doctor, while the shortest one wore a John Constantine-inspired look. The one in the middle, tho, was Batman. Oh, you loved a good Batman cosplay- and this one was one of the best you had ever seen! Your eyes roamed over the man, taking him all in. The suit had clearly been custom made for him. His broad shoulders and muscled arms were covered but on full display. His utility belt spanned a trim waist. His long legs were just a little bowed, but it took nothing away from his look. The costume accessories were movie-level quality. Cowl, gloves and insignia were perfect. He curled his hands in his gloves and you couldn't help wondering what his touch would feel like. The only place the costume didn't fit exactly right was in the crotch- it was too tight. Batman guy was ridiculously well endowed and the suit did nothing to hide it. One of your favorite fantasies rose to your mind- that of sex with Batman. What would sex with this Batman cosplayer be like? From what you could see, it would be incredible. You blushed. It was a little embarrassing to realize you were objectifying a random cosplayer so hard. Without ever casting a glance in your direction, Batman squared his shoulders and walked away with his friends. You turned to follow him with your eyes. His cape cascaded over his shoulders but you got a peek of his round ass in the tight costume pants. There was a swish to his cape that put a smile on your face.

You saw the guys, including Batman, more than once across the crowded convention halls. It was after lunch before you actually ran into him again. You were looking at a table of paintings in the artist's gallery when a familiar gloved hand crossed your line of sight. You turned to see Batman standing next to you. Bright green eyes shone from Batman's mask. The classic cowl hid most of his face, covering everything except his mouth. But what a mouth it was! His jaw was all lines and angles, lightly sprinkled with golden brown stubble. His lips were perfectly formed, just a little bit chapped, and ridiculously full. His eyes locked on yours and you shivered. He clenched his jaw, muscles working, and pouted out his lips just a little bit. "See something you like, Princess?" He growled, green eyes flashing. Your mouth dropped open a little. Not only did this dude look amazing, he also sounded amazing. At your reaction, he grinned. His firm jaw melted into deep dimples. You licked your lips and swallowed hard. "I have a question about the insignia on your suit." He tilted his head, encouraging you to go on. "Is it ... hard?" Batman nodded, a wicked smirk curling his lips. "Oh yeah, its hard. You wanna...touch it?" You nodded, unable to speak. Batman held out one gloved hand. You took it and he pulled you away from the table, away from the crowded artist's gallery, to a quieter corner of the room. Flicking his cape, he struck a ridiculously exaggerated superhero pose- chest out, chin up, fists clenched by his side.

"Go on, Princess," he growled. "You wanted to touch my ... insignia?" You carefully traced your fingers over the hard plastic. You could feel the heat rising off him thru the costume and itched to let your hands wander. But you knew how important consent was to cosplayers- just because this man in front of you was dressed as one of your hottest fantasies didn't give you any right... Your gaze strayed down to that unmistakable bulge in the front of the suit. Your dirty thoughts must've showed on your face because suddenly his mouth was next to your ear, murmuring, "Isn't there anything else you'd like to touch?" Given his permission, you let your hands spread across his muscled chest, over his broad shoulders and down his strong arms. He flexed, and you giggled. Your hands trailed all the way down to his gloves. He took your hands in his and brought them to his mouth. He kissed your knuckles while looking you straight in the eye. "I'm Dean," he told you, still in that ridiculously deep voice. "Hi Dean," you answered, barely above a whisper. You brushed your knuckles against his lips again, just to feel his touch. Then you ran your hand over his face- well, the little bit of his face you could see- as well as his mask. The mask was cool, smooth and inflexible- his face was warm, stubbled and yielding. You ran your thumb over his lips. How could these lips be real?! "Either stop touching my mouth," he murmured into your fingers, "or kiss me already." You leaned in, he bent down- you kissed. His amazing mouth felt even better than it looked.  His lips were plush and yielding, backed by the strength of his jaw. You kissed him until you couldn't breathe. Or maybe his kisses just took your breath away. You whimpered and leaned into him. Dean wrapped his strong arms around you. Finally he tore his mouth away. "I have a room upstairs," he whispered in your ear, the cool material of his mask pressed against your cheek. You didn't say anything, couldn't say anything- just nodded.

He led you to the elevator and then you were finally, blissfully alone. You leapt on him as the door closed, hurried in your desire. He grabbed you and pulled you tight as you resumed kissing. Out of the corner of your eye, you caught your reflection in the elevator doors. You were making out with Batman! Well, Dean dressed as Batman- whoever Dean was. You couldn't help laughing a little. When you laughed, he slipped his tongue into your mouth. Hot damn! Was there any part of this man that wasn't ridiculously strong?! His kisses were deep and hard, his tongue fast and greedy. Your hips rose to meet his and you ground against him. His suit hadn't deceived you- he was big, and rock hard. When the elevator stopped, he took your hand in his gloved one. He practically dragged you to his room, cape billowing out behind him. Inside the room, you sank to the bed as he locked the door. With long bowlegged strides, he crossed the room and then dropped to one knee in front of you. This time his superhero pose was sincere. He put one hand on your leg. "Listen, Princess," he growled. "We can do whatever you want. I'll be whoever you want. I just have one thing to ask." His green eyes shone bright from behind the mask. "Let me eat you out." "What?" You yelped. You had never had a man make that his condition for sex before. You had definitely never had a man say it so much like he meant it. "I love pussy," Dean confessed. "I can tell from your mouth that yours must be amazing. I just want to taste you and please you. Please." What woman would ever say no? Yo nodded and took his chin in your hand. "Just- keep the mask on," was your only request. Dean chuckled, low and sexy. "Damn right," he answered. "Now help me take off these gloves." You pulled off his gloves to discover that his hands were amazing. Broad knuckles, long fingers, callused and scarred. You kissed one, returning his gesture from earlier, and discovered that he had freckles on the backs of his hands. He cupped your face and kissed you again. Then his hands were all over your body, eager and skilled. He helped you out of all of your clothes until you lay back against the pillows, naked. Leaning forward on his strong forearms, Dean cupped your ass in his big hands. He held you for a moment, stroking your skin. Then he turned his wrists and tilted your hips apart. He lowered his face between your legs and your felt his hot breath on your skin. He kissed you first, and you sighed. He licked you, swirling his tongue, and you moaned. He sucked you hard, those full plush lips working to please you. You made a wild animal sound and bucked into his face.

No wonder Dean liked eating pussy, if this was how he did it. He was absolutely spoiling this for you. No one else would ever be able to do this the way that he did. His firm jaw, his strong tongue, and his ridiculous lips could work magic. At the same time, you never forgot that he was wearing Batman's mask. The smooth sides of the cowl brushed against your thighs as he moved between them. When he pushed into you, hard, the nose piece ground into you. Dean as Batman quickly pushed you past thinking into pure feeling. You were nothing but the space between your legs, wet and needy. Desire gathered there and spread throughout your body under Dean's careful attention. You probably moaned, you probably screamed- you didn't know. All you knew was your world shrinking to the touch of Dean's mouth on you. And then incredible blazing release as he made you come.

When you could see and breathe and think again, Dean was stretched out next to you. He kissed you, and you tasted yourself on his lips. You sighed. "Help me out of this costume," he growled. "Damn thing zips up the back. I don't know why Rowena made it that way." "Okay, but wait," you answered. Heart pounding, you put your hands under his jawline. His hands slid up under yours. Up until now this had all been a fantasy, and Dean had been Batman. You were about to see who he really was. Minutes ago you had come on his face, but you were still nervous to see it. What would he look like, this man of your fantasies? Would you be disappointed? Would you still want him? Dean wrenched his head and the cowl slid off. He tossed it to the side, and Batman with it. You were left staring into the face of one of the most beautiful men you had ever seen. You had prepared yourself for disappointment, for cringe, for bland acceptance. What you hadn't prepared yourself for was to be utterly blown away by Dean. You had thought what you could see in the Batman cowl was the most beautiful part of him, but turns out it was only a preview. Dean's face was gorgeous! Without the mask, those green eyes were even more piercing, framed by long lashes and bracketed by little crinkles in the corners. His cheekbones were high, lightly dusted with freckles that faded into the stubble on his strong jaw. And his mouth- well, maybe his mouth was the best part of him. Those obscenely perfect lips, so soft and so strong! He leaned down and kissed you with that mouth, that ridiculous mouth.. Drunk on pleasure, you could've honestly spent hours just kissing Dean and touching his face. But you remembered your first glimpse of him and the way his costume fit him so tight. You remembered that unmistakable bulge in his pants and suddenly wanted more. You stood up and helped him pull off the costume, undoing the various complicated buckles and zips along the way. Finally Dean stood in front of you wearing nothing but a pair of very brief black briefs. "Wow," you breathed. "Even bigger than you looked in the costume." "Wait, what?" cried Dean. "You could see this in the costume?!" He gestured to his unmistakable erection, a hot blush rising under his stubble. You giggled. "Dean, every woman and most men noticed your cock in that costume." You reached forward and took him in your hand. He moaned and leapt into your touch. Everyone had noticed him, noticed this- but you had him. In this moment, Dean was all yours. The thought made you feel powerful and incredibly special. "Wait," he wrenched away from you and began to rummage thru the utility belt of his discarded costume. "Paracord, no. Fishhooks, no. Whiskey- ooh, whiskey! Batarangs, no. Condoms! Yes, condoms." When he turned around, you were waiting for him, your legs spread invitingly. He laid down and stretched himself on top of you. For one long moment you both waited. Finally he groaned, low and sexy, "Princess, please." "Yes, Dean, yes," you answered. Your consent was all he needed. Dean pushed into you. He was every bit as big as he had looked -bigger, even- and he filled you so well. He rose above you, every muscle in his chest and shoulders and arms tense. His need for you was so obvious, so sexy. You answered it by lifting your hips to him, arcing in close. Together, you found a rhythm of thrusting and grinding and pressing. You took what he gave and he needed what you had to offer. You tried to wait, to give Dean time. But he was breathing hard and thrusting fast. Your body rode his to a peak of pleasure. You paused there just a moment before you were coming hard under him, wrapping him in your hot embrace. Apparently that was all Dean had been waiting for, because he closed his eyes and let himself go. Moaning deeply, he came. For a few moments he was all hot tension, and then he collapsed against you.

Eventually Dean opened his magical green eyes and looked at you. You answered with a smile. "So," he chuckled, and there were those dimples again. "How was sex with Batman?" You giggled, helplessly. This man! "Nothing like sex with you, Dean."

This is a repost with the “Keep Reading” gap and new art. Sorry. Taglist: @idreamofplaid​, @tloveswriting​

[fallencrackships]

List Update

Alexis Bledel as Rory and Tom Holland as Peter Parker (siblings) - mystic-scripture

Amanda Seyfried and Jared Padalecki - Anon

Ana De Armas and Danneel Ackles - Anon

Ana De Armas and Chris Evans - anacelia88

Ana De Armas and Sebastian Stan - Anon

Ana De Armas and Ryan Gosling as Holland March (The Nice Guys) - Anon

Adelaide Kane as Mary (Lyah) and Bradley James as Arthur - lyah-malik

Adelaide Kane and Jodie Comer as girlfriends - dreamingaboutyousworld

Adelaide Kane and Joel Kinnaman - Anon

Adelaide Kane and Summer Fontana with Jacob Tremblay - hope-andrea-marhall

Amber Heard and James McAvoy - Anon

Amber Heard (30 Days to Kill or Drive Angry) x James McAvoy (Wanted) - Anon

Amber Heard and Luke Evans- Anon

Anna Diop and Eddie Cibrian - Anon

Blanca Suárez as Alba Romero (Cable Girls) and Cillian Murphy as Tommy Shelby (Peaky Blinders) - Anon

Brie Larson as Carol Danvers and Odette Anable - clary--jackson

Brit Marling and Pablo Schreiber - curlykoalas

Bella Thorne and Scarlett Byrne - Anon

Behati Prinsloo and Xavier Samuel in black and white - strawbeerry-fields

Behati Prinsloo and Xavier Samuel - johibrustia

Cody Christian and Colin O'Donoghue - Anon

Courtney Eaton and Dylan O'Brien - Anon

Chelsey Reist and Robbie Amell - Anon

Cara Delevinge (long hair) and Matthew Daddario - Anon

Crystal Reed and Charlie Rowe (older) as Partners - Anon

Camila Mendes as Veronica Lodge and Benjamin Wadsworth as Marcus Lopez Arguello - multixxfandomxx

Chloe Bennet as daisy Johnson x Justin H. Min as ben hargreeves - Anon

Chloe Bennet and Mark Rufflo as spouses - Anon

Chandler Riggs as Billy Kaplan/Wiccan and Issac Hempstead as Tommy Shepard/Speed, the sons of Wanda Maximoff. - Anon

Claire Holt and Sasha Pieterse - Anon

Danielle Campbell and Claire Holt as friends - iamgamidova

Danielle Rose Russell as a SHIELD Agent - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell and Dylan O'Brien - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell and Ksenia Solo as sisters - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell as the daughter of Chris Pratt and Angela Sarafyan - lxvelikelegends

Danielle Rose Russell and Marvels Cloak and Dagger cast - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell and Isaac Hempstead Wright - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell and The Guardians of the Galaxy - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell and Erika Linder - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell and Herman Tommeraas - iamgamidova

Danielle Rose Russell and Hero Fiennes-Tiffen - Anon

Danielle Rose Russell as the daughter of Piper Halliwell and Leo Wyatt - Anon

Dianna Agron and Avan Jogia - Anon

Dove Cameron as Ruby Hale and Tom Holland as Peter Parker - Anon

Emmy Rossum and Stephen James - littlemisshiddleston

Emmy Rossum as Bilba Baggins (female Bilbo) and Richard Armitage as Thorin - Anon

Emilia Clarke as Dany and Luke Goss as Nuada - Anon

Emeraude Toubia and James McAvoy - Anon

Emeraude Toubia and Jake Gyllenhal - Anon

Emma Watson and Joe Mazzello - Anon

Eliza Taylor as Clarke and Keith Allan as Murphy - Anon

Gender bent - Ellen Hollman (Saxa) as Hercules and either Ben Barnes or Avan Jogia as Meg - Anon

Ellie Bamber and Mark McKenna - Anon

Elizabeth Gillies (undercover) and Eric Dane (stalker) - Anon

Elizabeth Gillies and Skeet Ulrich- Anon

Elizabeth Gillies and Tyler Hoechlin - Anon

Freya Mavor and Alfred Enoch - Anon

Felicity Jones and Jeremy Sumpter (Adult) - justcalldibs

Gabrielle Wilde as Constance and Santiago Cabrera as Aramis - atinkerbellstuff

Gal Gadot and Nikolaj Coster-Waldau - Anon

Giorgia Whigham and Callum Turner - Anon

Gemma Arterton and Jonathan Rhys Meyers (Dracula or modern) - Anon

Halsey and Andre Hamann - happyhostforsymbiotes

Hayden Panettiere and Jude Law - Anon

Holland Roden and Hunter Parrish - themaravismari

Imogen Poots and Jake Gyllenhal - danielcvmbell

Jaimie Alexander and Rosario Dawson married - Anon

Jaimie Alexander as Jane and Norman Reedus as Daryl - Anon

Jessica Stroup and True Detective season 1 cast - Anon

Jenny Boyd (blonde) as the daughter of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts - Anon

Jenny Boyd as Lizzie and Tom Holland as Peter Parker - scrumptiousponyghostpeach

Jenny Boyd (Vikings Quest) and Aaron Jakubenko (Roman Empire or Shannara Chronicles) - elenacarinandherfandoms

Jenna Coleman and Chris Wood - Anon

Kat Denning and Matt Bomer with Colin Ford as their son - Anon

Kiernan Shipka (Sabrina) and Jessica Lange (AHS Coven) - Anon

Kristen Stewart and Lee Pace - Anon

Kaylee Bryant as the daughter of Chris Wood - the-selfless-bash

Katie McGrath and Tom Hiddleston (medieval) - lady-crowned-with-stars

Katie McGrath and Grant Gustin with Bruce and Selina from Gotham as their twin children - Anon

Katie McGrath and Michael Fassbender? 1940-50s era (He was a soldier). - lady-crowned-with-stars

Letitia Wright as Shuri and Tom Holland as Peter Parker, best friends au - Anon

Lily Collins as Clary Fray and Tom Felton as Draco Malfoy - Anon

Lily Collins and Grant Gustin - Either lovers or stalker au - Anon

Lily Collins and Charles Melton - meaniebeaniecrackshipper

Lily James and Jessica Chastain - Anon

Lily James and Jessica Chastain - thesound-of-myvoice

Lili Reinhart and Daniel Sharman - Anon

Lili Reinhart and Tyler Posey - Anon

Lyndsy Fonseca and Keanu Reeves as John Wick - katrena7

Lyndsy Fonseca and criminal minds cast finding out she's Spencers sister not including Derek - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Luke Mitchell - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Harry Shum Jr as Magnus Bane - lyah-malek

Lyndsy Fonseca and Emilie Ullerup - lyah-malik

Lyndsy Fonseca and Katherine McNamara as Clary Fray - lyah-malik

Madelaine Petsch and Aaron Taylor Johnson - bambifatale

Madelaine Petsch as Cheryl Blossom and Kat Barrell as Nicole Haught as sisters - cherylishaught

Maria Avgeropoulos and Harry Treadaway - novaleecarter

Margot Robbie as Annie and Ryan Gosling as K - Anon

Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling as a couple - Anon

Maisie Richardson Sellers as Charlie and Paul Wesley - wicked-laugh

Maisie Richardson Sellers and Jesse Lee Soffer - wicked-laugh

Marina Laswick and Brenton Thwaites - Anon

Melissa Benoist and Keanu Reeves - Anon

Melissa O'Neil as Lucy Chen and Samuel Caleb Hunt as Mouse - Anon

Melissa O'Neil from Dark Matters and Sebastian Stan as Bucky Barnes - Anon

Melisa Asil Pamuk and Joseph Morgan as Klaus Mikaelson - Anon

Natalie Dormer and Richard Armitage - Anon

Nina Dobrev as Rose Hathaway and Blair Redford as Dimitri Belikov - posterofamyth

Hugh Dancy and Olivia Wilde - Anon

Olivia Wilde and True Detective season 1 cast - Anon

Odette Annable and Joseph Morgan as Klaus Mikaelson - alexwit1325

Phoebe Tonkin and Tom Ellis - beforewewerehopeless

Phoebe Tonkin and Keanu Reeves as Constantine - katrena7

Phoebe Tonkin as Hayley Marshal and Benedict Cumberbatch as Sherlock - Anon

Rachel Weiss (The Mummy movies) and Tom Hiddleston - Anon

Sasha Pieterse and Rachel Taylor - Anon

Scarlett Johansson (blonde) and Eric Dane - Anon

Shelley Hennig and Richard Armitage - Anon

Sophie Turner and Gavin leatherwood as Nicholas scratch - Anon

Sophie Turner and Hayden Christensen - feniah-394

Teresa Palmer as Six and Tyler Hoechlin as Derek Hale - Anon

Taron Egerton and Jesse Lee Soffer as lovers - Anon

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