#gemini x evil lunar

[tsbs-shipfessions]

Lunara x the gemini twins toxic yaoi style, but less in the "Enemies to Enemies who are also lovers" and more "Deeply flawed protector of a concept known as the universe x fucked up wretched thing that has destroyed their lives purpose while giving themselves a complex around ruining the lives of everyone they ever loved." Enemies to enemies who love each other in the sense that they give each other new, exciting forms of mental illness

Truly the most complex form of toxic yao- yuri? ...Yuraoi yet.

[starheirxero]

are you... just as insane about toxic yuri lumini(evil lunar x gemini) as I am...

YES VERY ALL THE TIME!!!!!!!

I think about them so much it's ridiculous. There's so many ways you could make them interact and work and I truly think everyone needed to rotate them more because MAN. THEY ARE SO FUN TOGETHER.....!!!!!

To me, they are an untapped enemies to lovers dynamic and I think over half of their gayest moments happen when they are at each other's throats. Gemini with Lunara's arms pinned to the ground specifically so they can sneer about how they can't stand Lunara. Lunara with Gemini under their heel, a deep part of them both knowing that Gemini could push them off at any moment but they stay at their mercy.

They could be mutually crushing and drag out to their fights to spend more time with each other. Only Lunara could be crushing and their taunts come just a little too close to flirting whenever they get the upper hand. Only Gemini could be crushing and they hate how flustered Lunara's smug little grin makes them.

They could be so wholly in love with each other and the first way they will think to show it is to point a weapon to the other's most vulnerable spot and go "look. I could harm you, but I am not. I could end this all right now but I am choosing to let you live. You will do the same for me. I know you will." because fellas truly what is gayer than knowing you should kill your enemy but deciding you like their company too much to finish the job, yk?

[astrobuggy]

If gemini and lunara ever meet, which I highly doubt, their dynamic would be batman and the Joker, specifically the lego movie version

[starshinewq]

Maybe in another universe.

I have no idea how to draw Evil Lunar and THIS BLACK HOLE.

[notokbutthriving]

inspired by that text thing I rebloged a little bit ago

[lunars-frogs-owls-2]

So hi uhh so I’m currently in the trenches of the gravity falls fandom thanks bill and uhh billford was confirmed canon so I may or may not be making an evil Gemini au inspired by billford yippie also I’m writing a fic about it

[gummysunnybear]

Evil lunar x Gemini

🌗x🌟

Cutie patooties :3

[sunboops]

Cry dumbass

I forgo who made the headcanon that astral tears float to make a halo above them but uhm here angst

[ghostsandfools]

:]

[mercoolry]

I’m gonna say something controversial, and the TSAMS/LAES fandom might hate me for this, but…

Some of yall are lowkey weird for shipping Lunar x Kerian.

Wasn’t the whole episode literally Lunar getting manipulated?? Yall are literally shipping Lunar with some evil bird guy who (I believe is) thousands of years old who manipulated him 💀🙏🏻

Idc, fight me for this, BUT LURIAN (we’ll just call that the ship name for now) LITERALLY ISNT ANY BETTER THAN LUNAR X ECLIPSE.

We know Lunar is naive, he always has been, he’s proven many times he’s the perfect target for manipulation. And I know he doesn’t want to be in a relationship rn after him and Gemini broke up, and I’m not saying him and Kerian actually have a chance together (because they don’t, Kerian probably has the same sort of feelings around love as the other astrals do; which is nonexistent, basically the astrals are aroace), but as we see at the end of the episode, the flirting lowkey worked, so it IS possible that it could turn into something much bigger.

Im just saying, I’ve seen way too many ppl GENUINELY ship these two, which in my opinion is honestly weird asf, fight me 😭🙏🏻

[tsbs-shipfessions]

I see your not all sick of hearing about Lunara, so I'll continue.

Lunara x anyone is so so so fun. Lunara x gemini? Toxic yuri delux. Lunara x Lunar? Evil versus good! Lunara x Taurus? Evil versus the last remaining (kinda rude) force of good!

I will continue my lunara posting. Until someone asks me to stop

If you Lunara post on us one more time my mod is going to name-drop you, stop this madness.

((this is a joke but OH MY GOD DUDE KJSHFSDF))

[starheirxero]

I like to think a lot about the other Lunars and how they interact with their Geminis. bc I am diseased

[deyisacherry]

Evil Lunar x Gemini (their dimension Gemini) anyone???

[frankenbeani]

I might as well embrace all the shipping with Lunar (most of them, at least). So here's my thoughts on some of them.

1. Rezz x Lunar

Hero turns evil, basically. Lunar got tired of his family barely checking on him (and I mean REALLY checking on him, not just asking and getting it over with), not really being there emotionally (sometimes), and just all the stress and Rezz comes to him and "reliefs" him from all that

2. Kerian x Lunar

You know the audio of, "You want to be sex up abusive Lesbians?" That's them. Kerian doesn't actually like Lunar. He just sees him as something to play with for a while before he gets bored. And Lunar.. is dating Kerian for the thrill

3. Lunar x Gemini

I knew this shit wasn't going to last, but I kept hope only for it to burn. Their ex's that stay friends after the break up

4. Lunar x Evil Lunar

Lunar got kidnapped and now is being held against his will in that church. Evil Lunar isn't romantically attracted to Lunar. He's just trying to convince him to be evil

5. Lunar x Noctrya

To be honest, I'm not really sure about this one. They spent less than 24 hours together, but I could see them being friends!

6. Lunar x Helpy

VERY GAY. Helpy is a nervous ball for the longest time around Lunar before he didn't understand his emotions for a while. But now, in the relationship, he's a massive flirt. Lunar and Helpy make it a game to see who gets flushed the fastest

7. Lunar x Taurus

I see them mostly as a nephew and uncle. So, I'm uncomfortable shipping them..

[alexandraisyes]

Rate all TSAMS Bloodmoon ships

Fuck both of you for sending these BACK TO BACK WHAT THE FUCK (/affectionate /positive /i love u guys). God there's so many hold on. It's so fun bc bm is like free game, I can do whatever I want with them. I'm gonna take a deep breath and I rot about bm a lot with my friend group and we rot about ships A LOT. All sorts of ships. I can almost guarantee there's a ramble made for at least half of these. Also I'm a fucking sucker for dark fiction and bloodmoon is low hanging fruit 😩

Bloodmoon x @turbotasthick : 0 Stars - I refuse to let him steal my wife, but she demanded to be on the list.

Bloodmoon x Sun: 10 out of 5 stars - Anyone who knows me knows that this is one of the ships I will fucking die on the hill for. I don't care how impractical it is, that is their sunny and they love their sunny and their sunny loves them.

Bloodmoon x Moon: 4 Stars - I think they could have been really toxic and that brings me joy

Bloodmoon x Nexus: 2 Stars - I can't figure out how they would work for the life of me

Bloodmoon x Monty: 0 Stars - Kill it with fire

Bloodmoon x Solar Flare: 5 Stars - It has Solar Flare in it. I actually have two separate AUs where they end up as a thing, or rather Flare ends up with one of them. It's funny he gets a chance to date both of them but in completely separate realities. In one he's starting to gain sentience, proper sentience, when he meets Bloody and ough our boy is a wreck. In the other it's him and Harvest and they're literally surviving their own little hell together and all they have is each other and Flare isn't super emotive but he still is sentient, and he's all Harvest has for a long time. They become ✨codependent✨.

Bloodmoon x Earth: 4 Stars - I will now elaborate bc I brought it up earlier. They're her good little guard dogs and you can take that however you want to.

Bloodmoon x Ruin: 5 Stars - Perfectly fucked up and toxic

Bloodmoon x Gemini: 4 Stars - HEAR ME OUT

Bloodmoon x Frank: 4 Stars - Because of the fucked up potential

Bloodmoon x Puppet: 4 Stars - She can fix them, trust

Bloodmoon x Foxy: 5 Stars - HES GONNA HOUSE TRAIN THEM AND LOVE THEM AND THEYRE GONNA BE SO NEEDY

Bloodmoon x Solar (Nice Eclipse): 5 Stars - I've got so many different iterations of this ship I swear to fucking go. I have like three? AUs of it? One where it's Solar and Harvest, and it's in my silly little "world exploded" au. One where it's Solar and both of them, and they're literally so obsessed with each other (solar's secretly super sadistic and they're super masochistic and it's starts as a pleasure grab but then they developed feelings ((tm)) for Solar and he doesn't exactly reciprocate but he finds them somewhat endearing). And the last one is Solar and Bloody, and Solar's helping him recover from some rough fucking shit (same au as flare/harvest).

Bloodmoon x Helios (Dark Sun): 5 Stars - @turbotasthick and I have specifically rotted about specifically this. About the thought that Helios brings them back to be his little plaything (and also a distraction for the celestials). This specific AU also has Solar and BM being a qpr, they're besties trust. They were attached to Solar (like a stray cat) and when he died they didn't know he died, they just knew he stopped leaving food out for them and wasn't coming out to say hi at night and it made them depressed as fuck so Helios brought Solar back bc BM was upset and missing him. Helios cares about them in his own way, even if he initially brought them back out of boredom. IT'S TOXIC BLOODYSUN GUYS TOXIC BLOODYSUN

Bloodmoon x Nyx (Evil Lunar): 4 Stars - They could be so evil together. Conniving little beasts

Bloodmoon x Gaia (Evil Earth): 4 Stars - HEHEHE They're her little pets and look! They're even housetrained. They know better than to bite.

Bloodmoon x Kronos (Lord Eclipse) x Crius (Servant Sun): 5 Stars - Went on a whole ass ramble with a friend group about how Kronos made a Bloodmoon out of star power after several millennia to be his guard dog. He's super animalistic and feral and he loves his master and the pretty servant.

I did cut out three ships that I was really anxious about bc I know it's a coin toss on whether or not people will tear me to shreds on them, even though there's literally nothing wrong with them, but the fandom has biases bro.

[notokbutthriving]