#gcldess

[kiigan]

incorrect quotes @gcldess said: ❛ you can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, ‘are we about to kiss?’ ❜

«What...?»

ㅤThat had him staring at Pucca with a puzzled expression for at least five whole seconds. Enough even for the mug of coffee [pure and black, as all coffee should ever be] to be held midair for that same amount of time, before finally Itachi brought it to his lips to have a sip. Not before he got rid of his confusion, though. Not only the remark was uncanny, it could rise so many questions. For example-

ㅤ«Would you say that to a superior that is chastising you, however? Or to a complete stranger? I daresay that would only have the situation escalating further.»

[naru-uzumaki]

* judges the fit *

❝ This is the fit of someone that's number one dattebayo! ❞ Everyone should wear orange!

@gcldess

[shinnogi]

      we can never be gods, after all - but we can become something less than human with frightening ease [...] the knives that will slaughter heaven, our heads bloody but unbowed [...] for ours is a fate worse than death...

      𝐌𝐈𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐎𝐍 𝐑𝐄𝐐𝐔𝐄𝐒𝐓 𝐑𝐀𝐍𝐊 ( @gcldess ) ━ ❛  you look really pretty right now.  ❜ @ mikoto, she just wants to be nice to moms

      Gentle laughter escapes Mikoto's delicate lips, cheeks flushed as the girl's compliment made her feel warm inside. It was rare for Mikoto to dress up, or even attend public events but her husband had hinted that it would be important for her to do so. And thus she found herself dressed in her finest kimono - a navy blue fabric decorated with white lilies, highlighted by the champagne coloured haneri underneath, a black obi decorated with crescent moons tied with a red obijime. All completed by the Uchiha symbol embroidered in the back between her shoulder blades. Her face tastefully embellished by makeup she had applied while pouting and complaining to her poor husband.

      ❛  Thank you, Pucca-chan.  ❜ Mikoto smiled down at the young girl. ❛  Pucca-chan is also very pretty.  ❜ The Uchiha matriarch fought the urge to pinch the girl's cheeks, she hoped Pucca would stay in Konoha a little longer after the festivities, she would love to get to know her better. She was such an adorable girl.

      ❛  Are you having fun, sweetie?  ❜ Festivals were where the shinobi children could run wild and have the opportunity to be children for once, she was unsure if the young girl in front of her was a shinobi, but if not, she was simply a child. And Mikoto wished for her to enjoy herself during that peaceful day. ❛  My children have unfortunately abandoned me today, but if you'd like, I can show you the best spots for a snack.  ❜ 

[uzumakichcined]

🎥

Send 🎥 for a random scene of my muse’s life

The sounds of pained shinobi echo around this patch of forest as they're dragged into the memory. Recreating before them the scene of the aftermath of a battle and a single strange-looking child being pulled towards the wounded by her collar.

Tears weld in her eyes as she is pulled along like some sort of animal, unhelped by how they grab her by the scruff and hold her still. Brought to the first man she is held still by the larger adult as the wounded man bites down on her skin. Karin tries to pull away, she tries to scream but it dies in her throat as her chakra is taken from her. Wounds that had once harmed the man slumped on the ground healed before everyone's eyes. Yet it wasn't done. When he finally releases her arm from his bite a single mark is left, an imprint of teeth next to others that had started to fade.

To the next, she was passed. Held down as she tried to struggle, to fight back, but she was shouted at, screamed at, threatened that this was her duty to the village that so graciously took in filth like her. That they could kill her there if she didn't comply.

Shinobi after shinobi, it would be hours that turned by as she was grabbed, bitten, touched, shoved, people scrambling to bite down on her like she was some delicious morsel of food to the starving. Healing each and every one of them. Long since the tears would stop flowing down her face and she would grow catatonic. Allowing herself without fighting to be used no matter how they pushed her clothing aside to find more room to bite. There was no consideration for who she was, since in their eyes she was an object, a tool to use.

Once they were all healed, she was thrown off to walk off alone. Abandoned until they drag her back the next day for another round of healing. . . Too exhausted to keep walking the young Karin collapses onto the road, sleeping dreamless in the darkness of the night utterly alone.

[bladedhunter]

realistically   ,   pucca   has   little   to   no   idea   what   the   hell   sasuke   would   want   for   his   birthday.   she   lucked   out   on   the   tomatoes   after   watching   him   eat   the   restaurant.   she   even   got   lucky   FINDING   OUT   it's   his   birthday    —    she   was   talking   about   abyo's   ;   he   loves   a   huge   shebang    —    and   she   feels   a   little   bit   out   of   her   depth.   unprepared.   she's   NEVER   unprepared.   so   pucca   makes   do   with   what   she   knows   :   food   and   weaponry.   she   has   a   spread   of   fried   green   tomatoes   with   various   sauces   ,   next   to   which   is   a   box   of   beautifully   etched   and   freshly   sharpened   kunai   from   garu's   collection   ,   wrapped   in   pretty   red   cellophane.   (   you   will   never   catch   her   without   wrapping   paper.   )   she'll   be   DAMNED   before   she   lets   anyone   celebrate   a   birthday   alone. 

It's just a coincidence Sasuke's in Sooga Village on his birthday. He doesn't expect anyone to celebrate it. He doesn't even expect anyone to know about it.

So when Pucca brings him a gift, a red cellophane wrapped present, complete with a dish of fried tomatoes, they are not friend tomatoes. They are enemy tomatoes. Okay, maybe that's an exaggeration.

Sasuke's eyes narrow. This is one too many things Pucca has conveniently known about him. He stands. "How do you manage to know these things about me, Pucca," he asks her softly. "It's... suspicious." It's not a threat. But he is... a little concerned. Kindness is not something he's used to, neither is people noticing little, useless things about him.

Maybe he had let it slip that his birthday was in a few days to Pucca. She had asked, he had told her. But he... doesn't remember this.

[honrr]

Baby, I'm just trying to play it cool. But I just can't hide that I want you. — ❤@gcldess (img credit)

[holidayhost]

i can never resist these things

❝ a lack of intelligence is ... concerning, ❞ he says flatly, ❝ and patience is a virtue, but i guess this is otherwise acceptable. for a bingo card, that is. ❞ these aren't real dating applications, are they? — ji-hun's bingo card ♡ accepting ♡ @gcldess

[shrymped]

❝ The idea of sleeping in a dungeon and the reality of sleeping in a dungeon couldn’t be more different. ❞

" well the dungeon is pretty weird. it changes every day. i wonder if there's magic here that we don't understand yet. " hinata says staring at the reforming walls. of the dungeon. as a monk that's not his personal skill, but he would like to know more. " i wonder if we picked a regular camp spot if that would change every single day too. "

[kiigan]

send 😘🍺 to drunkenly kiss Itachi @gcldess

ㅤAmong many others, Pucca's special talent is to get him into situations otherwise inconceivable, without him being able to tell how he ended up where he is and why. Like right now. Watching the swirl of colors painted all over the club's ceiling and walls, feeling the floor gently reverberate under his soles with the loud music, wrinkling his nose at the strong mix of alcoholic beverages and the artificially created mist, and... above all else, keeping an attentive eye on her to ensure no disaster will come to be.

ㅤAn ambitious goal, considering this small, adorable-looking young woman kind of is a disaster of her own, as far as her potential to cause mayhem and mischief goes. Not that Itachi minds the unexpected mission too much, however. It's clear to see she's having fun, practically bouncing across the dance floor, and that is enough to bring a smile to his lips. Granted, there's no way in Yomi he'll ever be caught doing anything similar, because the crowd swarming this night club in general is already enough to leave him slightly uncomfortable; it takes a flawless grip on his self-control to not have the sharingan activating in response, for the sake of keeping track of potential threats. Once an ANBU captain, always an ANBU captain.

ㅤIf Itachi doesn't go to Pucca, Pucca will go to Itachi, seems to be a sort of unspoken deal between them at this point. Next thing he knows, in-between sips of his cranberry juice [yes, he is that guy], that same Pucca drops on his lap like a ripe fruit from a tree branch. Immediately his arms move out of instinctive reflex, wrapping around her slender frame to prevent that dive from ending with her cute face on the floor rather than on his shoulder. No chance for anything else at all though, even something as menial as breathing, before Pucca's lips find his own - this time, tasting not of tea that has been sacrilegiously tainted with too much sugar, rather of whatever alcoholic drink(s) she's been indulging. And, clearly, he is a fast learner because, as soon as it happens, his head tilts to better align and he kisses back, tongue finding her own to better indulge.

[naru-uzumaki]

❝ there are better hills to die on but i find this one quite comfortable. ❞ / she's absolutely talking about his terrible fashion sense

@gcldess // sentence things.

❝ But Pucca-chan! You gotta know that this is the way to go! I'm going to be the 'orange' Hokage one and they still won't be able to see me dattebayo! ❞

CONFIDENCE SPEWED FROM EVERY PART OF THE JINCHUURIKI --- ready to show the world his wardrobe if he had to. Orange was the new ninja way in his eyes!

[uzumakichcined]

@gcldess

" What do you mean you don't have a skull freezer? Why don't you have a bone freezer, what have you been using to store the skull flaps for brain surgery?! "

[bladedhunter]

* gives sasuke a properly salted blt with extra t *

Surprise food is usually dangerous.

However, it's Pucca, so he's going to make an exception to this rule and accept the food. He lifts the sandwich in his hand and peers at the stacks of tomato. It's like she knows. He doesn't know how she knows. Maybe he should be suspicious.

His eyes shift to her expression which, as usual, is not threatening, does not appear to be hiding anything dangerous. Still, he's curious. "How did you know," he asks. Then ventures a bite of the BLT sandwich.

It's good. He's also hungry.

[honrr]

@gcldess

There's no man like you Baek Hyun Woo.

[honrr]

@gcldess

[dokusedai]

@gcldess I AM GONNA REPLY TO THAT !!! just as soon as i stop dying kjfgre I LOVE PUCCA her narrative about sesshomaru had me in tears ‘being a step mom sounds like fun’ / [ inuyasha’s absolute unit of a brother ] giiiiiiiiiiiiirll 🤣

[tsuyokuma]

@gcldess​ 

LIKED FOR A THING !

                  ❝ i haven’t eaten since four hours ago ...                           d’you think i’m gonna die ? ❞

                   Was Mayu dramatically trying to guilt the girl                                    into buying her something?

                                 Yes. Yes she was.