#gaylinda

[franthelesbian]

Lmao what would the Oz version of the “Am I Gay” quiz be? Imagine Glinda, running in a panic to the local, I don’t know, pamphlet store. Then she’s gotta hush hush find the right paper with the quiz but is too embarrassed to buy it, so she secretly pockets it instead. Then we hide it under our mattress until the dead of night and take the quiz. And the questions are like:

“When someone asks you who you’re crushing on - who do you think of?” Elpha…no Fiyero. Yes definitley Fiyero and only Fiyero. Though guess I’ll mark this one yes since I did think of Elphie first…

“Do you have intense physical reactions when you see your crush?” Well, my pulse does rush and my face does flush when I see Elphie…

“Have you ever kissed someone of the same gender?” Yes - but everyone has right? We were just “practicing”…right?

So then you sum it all up, and it says yep you’re a great big lesbian 🌈 have a nice day

So you now you HAVE to wake up your situationship roommate to share the news. And of course Elphaba notices all this because Glinda is not sly, not at all. You saw Glinda run into the gay pamphlet store earlier and she was just reading all the quiz questions out loud in a dramatic stage whisper, so you just smile to yourself and wait to see what happens. But now she wakes you up, so you share that you’re queer too, and then you kiss.

And that’s it and yep that’s what happened in Wicked: Part I. I will not be taking comments at this time.

[the-clock-of-the-time-dragon]

WAITTTTT hold tf up, when I heard somewhere that Ariana Grande showed up for the first day of the Wicked production in a pink Balenciaga hoodie that said "GAY" on it, I thought it was a JOKE omgggg 😂

[mjbythebay]

IM SORRY BUT GLINDA HOLDING ONTO THE BROOM BEFORE BEING GRABBED BY THE GUARD-

SHE WANTED TO GO WITH ELPHABA UGH

Anyway this movie I think was the epitome of WLW break up

[liongrl321]

Gaylinda™

so I have a couple of questions

[sorryiwasasleep]

galinda is SO ‘little miss perfect’, I just know that’s her anthem

[llamaalpacca]

inspired by that one interview clip

[the-patchwork-girl-of-oz]

Guys it’s them😱

[liongrl321]

Gaylinda™ just being Gaylinda™ 🤣

Normal platonic behavior.

[elvensorceress]

Hilarious to me actually how much I'm Not That Girl sticks out in the movie. I never noticed it when watching the stage version but maybe because the movie slows down the first half a little and gives us flashbacks and "omg they were roommates" content, but it makes that song such a weird moment?

It's supposed to be this, "oh no there are Feelings happening but he will never love me, he loves someone else" thing. (Which, sidenote, boring. Unless you give me pining gay idiots? Boring.)

But watching it is like, Elphie. Babe. He literally just ran off with you. You had this Moment in the Woods(tm) and it's clearly mutual and the only reason you aren't making out right now is because he left to rescue the baby kitten. And maybe presumably because of Gaylinda because she is there trying to not be gay and in love with her roommate.

But also! Then Elphaba is waxing poetic about beautiful perfect Glinda and who wouldn't love her and "he loves her so!" And I'm just going... he's known her for two minutes. WHO loves her so? WHO is out here being wistful and romantic about her gold hair and lithe limbs and winsomeness???

Also. Honey. THEY BOTH RAN OFF INTO THE WOODS AND OUT OF THE OZDUST WITH YOU. The only reason they're dating each other is because it's Socially Acceptable, they recognized peak perfect queer fabulosity in each other, and neither of them realize they can have youuuuuu. THEY'RE BOTH IN LOVE WITH YOU.

Anyway. Very amused. That is all.

[goodwitchycaro]

GLINDA CALLED ELPHABA "MY ELPHIE"?????

gay people are real guys (and Glinda is the gayest

[vindieselsfacebook-blog]

Good Luck Babe makes her extremely uncomfortable and she refuses to think about why. She loves the Hot to Go dance.

what's glinda's favorite chappel roan song?

[rainytreefor]

The munchkin: is it true that you were her friend?

Glinda: [longest pause ever as she recalls their gayest moment of her supposedly dead 'friend']

Gaylinda: Yes, I mean. I did know her

[lavender-gayz]

'glinda, is it true you were her FRIEND?' loving the thought of there being staunch believers in glinda's straightness in oz who over-identify with her relationship with fiyero and feel they have to defend her from accusations of lesbian behaviour. is it an open secret that madame morrible made everyone at shiz sign NDAs? does some eagle-eyed citizen swear they saw elphaba caressing glinda's face at the top of the palace and produce a blurry sketch as proof? is glinda overheard softly singing 'i'm not her girl' to herself one day, thereby sparking hushed but lively discussions in small gaylinda circles?

[petercaths]

Oh that Gaylinda Uplesbian confirmation is coming from the source itself…

[the-clock-of-the-time-dragon]

Okay but why is nobody talking about how this was an overt attempt at flirting by Galinda right out of the gate? Like??? There is no non-flirting reason for Galinda to be doing this here — she's going out of her way to try and look pretty FOR ELPHABA. Like Galinda went from 1.) stealing glances at Elphie, to 2.) opening the door and being too stunned for a second to remember to let Elphaba enter the room, and here 3.) getting defensive about keeping the balcony door open for seemingly no other reason than "watch how pretty I am when my hair is blown by the wind, new girl that I definitely don't have a crush on!"

Wicked (2024) Directed by Jon M. Chu

[celluloiddreaming]

Gaylinda was down bad 😭