#gay love Kathryn Hahn

[holyblanchett]

Jac: “So i think agatha doesn't want to die, but agatha is fascinated by death herself. and also, i think, has at times, manipulated death herself in order to keep her, agatha, safe.”

This is such an insane thing for jac to say. Like Agatha seducing Rio to keep her safe??? THIS IS STRAIGHT OUT OF A FANFIC WHICH ONE OF YOU WROTE THIS

[postureofashrimp]

i actually really liked this episode, but im still sad there was no agathario :(

[cissa-calls]

"CONGRATULATIONS MY LOVE - I'm sorry I didn't have a ribbon for you to run through."

No matter your thoughts on the shift in dynamic between Agatha and Rio in this last battle, you CANNOT deny this line. It is so laced with bitterness and yearning, it brings me to tears caught between hilarity and absurbness, and grief and sorrow over change. THIS is how you write the complicated twist of passion that never died, what it warps and turns into and finally bursts out as. An eruption left in the wake of wanton waiting that says: If I cannot have you, you will have to notice me, remember me. You WILL remember me.

[padchai]

me opening up tumblr immediately after watching the latest episode of Agatha All Along because I know the crazy lesbians got me and have at least 1k posts and are already going insane <33

[vidalswife]

Okay so I’m seeing a lot of talk about the way it seems like Rio’s attempts to kill/harm Agatha is really just her way of flirting with Agatha and I agree!! Love the toxic foreplay lol. But hear me out like, if we believe the theory of Rio being ***** then I’m thinking rio actually does want Agatha to d** but only because it means that some way somehow Rio gets to keep her forever and to me that’s also super freakin romantic!

Whoever wrote this is a genius and I want to kiss them

[roots-symphony]

anywayyy I want a whole new series after this that just shows the three years agatha spent in westview from everyone else’s perspective

[sasheemo]

In 2 weeks I’m gonna go to Berlin to the main office of the company I work for.

I have been having a crush on a colleague for like a year now.

Five minutes ago said colleague sent me a selfie of her at the Halloween party she attended, wearing a slutty vampire costume. After we spent an hour talking on the phone during working hrs.

Guess in 2 weeks I am gonna find out if she wants to work with Kathryn Hahn.

[the-eclectic-wonderer]

Requirements to be in the coven of Agatha Harkness, most infamous witch in the world:

gay

[polaris-likethestar]

agatha being the headborder or whatever its called for the "mommy? sorry." tag is pure ICONICISM with a dash of LESBIANISM and im so here for it

[one-1-eye]

love her and all her fucked up crimes

[riovidalupdates]

i don't think u know what bottom means

And respectfully, I don’t think you know what it means to not take everything so seriously. Secondly, I don’t often like to disclose my own personal matters, but I am a bottom so, I’m going to ask you what you think a bottom means in your own words.

Please and thank you.

And for those who don’t understand, there are a bit of users getting upset over some shippers for agathario suggesting Rio Vidal being a bottom from the comment Jac Schaeffer made about Death being whipped for Agatha.

Anyway, here’s a reminder to not take everything you see online seriously and to read more if it’s a joke or not.

Goodnight. Please be on the lookout for a mass dropping of one-shots tonight/tomorrow. I’ve had many requests that I’ve been writing!

— please don’t send any hate to this individual either. As much as I’m rather annoyed with them, I do not condone with hate speech in any shape.

[holyblanchett]

I will never recover from Rio biting her lip every time she gazes at Agatha. THE SAPPHIC YEARNING

[one-step-at-a-time25]

I love the trans flags

[a-timely-problem]

wanna know what I really enjoy about Agatha Harkness? That she's an evil witch. Like, she kills people without remorse, she's sarcastic and spiteful and arrogant and all of that. And you should hate her for all of that but she's also a bitch with a backstory. You hate/love her for the things she does and you can't justify that, which I think is so rare in villains now BC so many of them have a cause where you're like: "...you know, maybe that ain't a bad idea." But that's not the case with her. The reason you still love her, is that she's just evil for the sake of it but she's also a character with layers. She may be evil but she's also a mother. She may be covenless but she feel in love with Death herself. There's so much to this character that fun and evil and sad and deeply profound. At least that's why I really enjoy her character.

[angelflms]

putting this on here because i need rant about this because marvel dudebros on threads and basically every are pissing me off (copied this from my insta story):

"deadpool and wolverine is what we needed/asked for. nobody asked for agatha..."

let's talk about this take because frankly... it's very much incorrect. (coming from a dp&w stan who hasn't seen AAA yet)

agatha all along was bound to happen after the immense amount of love from kathryn hahn's STELLAR scene stealing performance as agnes/agatha in wandavision. her song HIT THE FUCKING CHARTS on itunes. what song from marvel has done that other than all the stars and pray for me (+ maybe king's dead but idk)? she literally killed her role as a character who frankly idk could've been pulled off by anyone else. kathryn IS agatha, which is crazy considering her version isn't comic accurate. the turn out for her with the song and the memes guaranteed her AAA. she proved that she can hold her own as a lead.

you know who didn't in the studio's eyes? ryan motherfucking reynolds.

fun fact about the deadpool series: it almost wasn't gonna happen. you really think the "who's balls did i have to fondle to get my own movie?" line was merely a joke? no ma'am. ryan fought tooth and fucking nail for that movie. so much so that the way the story was told in the movie wasn't a stylistic choice... it was the only way to tell the story with the $58 million dollar budget they had for the movie. the film was in development for about.... twelve years because fox just didn't think the movie would work, especially since ryan wanted it to be an r rated comic book film.

then green lantern happened. this was to be ryan's RDJ moment. he was gonna jump to a-list because of this movie only for it to flop financially, critically, and otherwise. that movie set back ryan's career huge. fox didn't even want to touch that man with a five foot pole when it came to him leading a cbm movie again. it took a LEAKED test footage for fox to say "yeah okay will green light it"

agatha all along was more wanted than deadpool originally did. there's a possibility that dp&w could never happened. there was always gonna be an agatha sequel series after WV

just say your ass hate sapphic witchy women and move on thank youuuu

[catsandwitches]

a series about gay witches is the only thing fueling me nowadays