#gay jerk-off

[houseswife]

if the target audience of house was middle-aged cishet dudebros then why are all the promo shots of him so sexually compelling to me personally. like what feelings are these meant to evoke other than “I need to fuck that old man or so help me god”

[softeneddancer]

For just $5 come have fun with me 😛 🥜

[superiorfeet]

Being a dominant princess is fun 😁

[represent-asian]

Thinking I'm a model again

[helpmysoultheeggladsarecoming]

I was giggling while drawing this they look so silly wtf

[neverendingford]

skyglow:

(alternative title: photo dump of a midnight desert run)

[kismetconstellations]

Amongst the myriad ways the Voltron: Legendary Defender writers failed spectacularly, is the unintentionally humorous example of Shiro's supposed future husband, "Curtis", having more chemistry with Acxa, in the form of an actual conversation he initiates with the intention of learning personal information about her.

"What about you, Acxa? Did you have pets where you're from?"

"I never had a creature companion. But, one of my partners, Narti, was bonded to an immortal cat named Kova.

That cat gave her the ability to experience the world."

"Oh. That's... 'great'."

This is more than he has with Shiro in the entire thirteen episode season, wherein their interactions are limited exclusively to shouting impersonal commands at each other in the heat of battle.

[xavzii]

he gets so nervous while making out i just wanna keep kissing him and tell him “don’t worry, i’ll guide you” in the most seductive way ever

[implied-divinity]

I will absolutely suck on your tits and nipples if you'll let me sir 🥺🥺 if i slip up and call you mommy then you'll know that you're still a guy and I see you as one I just also feel like you'd be so good at taking care of me 👉👈

(can also absolutely make fun of me for getting so turned on by sucking your tits and making me hump your thigh or deny myself entirely while i do so-) -shy

mmgmgh yes babyyyy. i really would enjoy being called mommy as long as the other person is also trans and respects me tbh as well as daddy. getting my tits suckled on makes me so fucking hard.

i'll jerk myself off while keeping careful watch of your hands so you're not touching yourself. you dont get to get off until i decide you do, got it?

i'd chuckle as i pet your hair and call you a good boy and encourage you to keep sucking,, it feels so good.

hhng this is basically everything i want to do with a cute boy.... being a daddy is my weak spot,, please if you or anyone else has thoughts ab this to send me pleaseeeee do

[forcebookish]

mew gifset with a caption that quotes that "women's wrongs" post ...y'all know that mew is a man right. like, there's babygirl and princess and all that harmless cutesy shit but uhhhh something off about straight up referring to him as a woman. sometimes i think some of y'all actually forget that they're gay MEN. bi MEN. ESP BOTTOMS... BOTTOMS ARE STILL MEN

[hookliner]

just wanna be horny and stupid for him but i have to do this thing called Being Normal

[girlbob-boypants]

What a normal thing to say

Well let's check the blog and see what's--oh.

[vintageghoststories]

and one day I will have the courage to leave this fucking church and I will build my life into something happier even if it fucking kills me.

[saltfishfemale]

soooooo fucking sick of non bisexuals. hell even bisexuals will call themselves pan or some shit. anyone who isnt me should shut up and die forever.