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[chloethemetalartist4]

Oh what a nice speeding bullet sfm animation

I hope nobody gets surprised butt sexed...

[amethyinst]

"leviticus 18 22 is actually about pedophilia" you have no idea how empty of a statement that is.

[sasquach-scratches]

you know the drill

[swiftthistletea]

publishers will talk about representation and "#OwnVoices" and push books about gay theatre kid humor teifling pirates having queer gay sex written by a woman from Massachusetts with a gummy smile who calls herself a "Disaster Bisexual" on twitter and women will read the books and write rave reviews on goodreads about how it was so refreshing to see good queer representation and how much they squee'd and fangirled so hard when gay pirate 1 called gay pirate 2 "his silly stinky little guy" that they woke up their husband. and people will say that if you read these books youre a morally good person and the Trumpers Will Not Win and then other women will comment about how the books about gay pirate buttsex between two "feral unhinged germlin mode queers" are the only things keeping them from killing themselves and making their family watch. and then you will go to half price books and see the gay pirate book front and center on a display for 8 months and there will always be two women standing around it talking very loudly about BTS and House of the Dragon and then after the trend dies down 18 copies of the book will take up half a shelf in the sci-fi/fantasy section and they will never move and it will just be like that for years and its all because another #OwnVoices cozy historical romantasy came out but this time its about fantasyworld Tibetan Monks having gay sex on Not Mount Everest and the whole cycle repeats again but this time with publications and goodreads articles talking about "timely" conversations about race and queer identity. but this time it will be shortly lived because it will come out that Jenny Luizou the author of the monk gay sex book is actually another Massachusetts woman with a too gummy smile and is actually not a nonbinary bipoc Chinese person from Kazakhstan but everyone should have known this anyway because she calls herself a "disaster bisexual" on twitter sometimes. the pirate gay sex book is still taking up half a shelf during all this

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[chloethemetalartist4]

I'm trying to animate a speeding bullet porno in sfm when sniper ended up looking like that one woody meme 😭(scouts sucking his dick)

[girlpanthera]

"If John lennon was alive today he would be horrible! he would h-"

yeah, maybe he would! but the fun fact is: he's not alive today. he's dead. In your sad little reality he exists as a wheelchair bound old man who only stands on his own two legs to viciously beat a random woman on the street and to hold himself against the window of his new York apartment to yell slurs at gay people despite being bi himself, but in my cool super neat reality he is young forever, LOVES buttsex, vapes, Hitting the blinker, and is a masochist who spends 12 hours a day dangling from a ceiling in full latex suits, masterfully tied up, while chugging handles of whiskey and taking breaks for diet coke in between.

both ideas of what he *could* have been are equally horrifying. mine is just more fun and whimsical

[rabidbatboy]

GAY FURRY BUTTSEX PRIDE: satire flag for those who are gay furry buttsex pride. this is based on an inside joke between myself and my bf as he refers to my coining as ‘gay furry buttsex flags’. thanks babe

TAGGING: @radiomogai (so sorry)

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[sharpth1ng]

Since the photo of the pope on Stu’s fridge has been discovered I’ve seen a lot of takes about how Stu would definitely have religious guilt and would have more issues with his feelings for Billy. I want to be clear I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that take, it’s definitely something to explore if it interests you but it also flattens the breadth of responses to a religious upbringing and religious trauma. There are so many ways a person might respond to that kind of experience and it doesn’t just stop with internalized guilt.

What about the people who just kind of never fall in line? They’re punished for it over and over but it doesn’t make the religion make sense to them. And maybe they learn over time hide their disbelief, they learn to be quiet at church and hide their same sex partners but the moment they’re 18 they are gone.

What about the people who believed when they were young and have had an experience to change that? Maybe they saw religion used to justify the mistreatment of a sibling or a friend, and they thought “if there is a god, they wouldn’t think this is right”.

What about the ones that swing hard in the opposite direction? The ones so angry with the beliefs instilled in them that they do almost anything they can to enrage their religious family? They may not even be doing this intentionally, but teenage rebellion is teenage rebellion, and if your family is catholic then Catholicism might be what you rebel against. What better way to rebel against the anti gay religion than to kiss another boy? Do you know how many queer pagans and Satanists I know who have a history of religious trauma?

Have you ever felt so mistreated by someone or something, so deeply wronged, that almost anything they disapprove of becomes enticing? I definitely have.

And here’s the thing with Stu, he might have a religious family but he sure does talk about sex a lot. Unabashedly too. He spends the night at his girlfriends house, and she confirms that they have sex. He fills his house with people, feeds them booze, and kills a bunch of them. This isn’t giving me the picture of a fearful catholic son.

Before I saw the pope picture I had already been writing Stu’s family as conservative and religious. He definitely grew up with the idea that sex is a sin and gay sex is even worse. But he’s not a guy that likes authority. He likes sensory pleasure and chaos, and at least some of that is a rejection of his upbringing. Dude watches slasher movies and raunchy comedies like clerks. He fucks and he talks openly about it. He gets drunk and he directs his best friend to go take his girlfriends virginity in his parents bed.

He’s rebelling.

To me? Yeah he might have been the kind of kid who had religious fears and guilts when he was younger. He’s definitely been baptized and his family probably still makes him go to church sometimes. But he’s not isolated. It’s the mid 90s and he has access to more media than kids did ever before. He’s had access to alternative view points, narratives that contradict the ones instilled in him when he was young.

And the 90s are a time characterized by a loud rejection of convention. Grunge rocker Kurt Cobain wears dresses, the riot grrl movement is in full swing, and people are getting really into modern forms of paganism. It’s popular to reject your parents beliefs.

There’s an interview with Neve Campbell where she talks about how she thinks Billy and Stu were partly motivated by the rage of being unable to be themselves in Woodsboro and I think that works really well here. What better what to say a fuck you to your religious parents than to have buttsex with a pretty dude and kill a bunch of people?

Again, this is just the way I see the character. There’s nothing wrong with different interpretations and fandom would be boring if we all saw these characters in the exact same way. But yeah just an alternative way to look at it.

[dog-park-dissidents]

"Is THAT what it fuckin takes???? Do I need to shove a drumstick UP MY ASS???" -Zeke's friend, incredulous on how they got given a whole-ass drum kit by SJC for playing music about gay buttsex

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OP turned off reblogs, so here you go

[surrogate-fawn]

Shout out to that one girl in my college fiction writing class whose workshop submission was a three-page scene of two gay buff orcs having graphic buttsex. Remember: you paid money to show us that.

[bikwin5]

tell yoshi bedtime story now

"Room For One More Whore"

A man named Joseph Asscrack came to Philadelphia on a penis trip. He stayed with sexy girls in the big ass whore house they owned outside the city. That night they had a good time screwing and eating Thomas and Alfred's Pizza Hut Pizza Butt when Asscrack went to bed. He tossed and turned and tossed and turned and tossed and turned and tossed and turned and ate sausage and buried his boner in his butt and had hot buttsex with DA THING and tossed and tossed and tossed and tossed and turned and turned and turned and sausage.

Sometime during the night he heard a cock turn into the driveway. He went to the window to see who was arriving at such a late hour. In the moonlight, he saw a long black dildo filled with pee pee. The driver of the dildo looked up at him. When Asscrack saw his queer shaft, he shuddered. The driver called to him,

"There is room for one more whore." Then he waited and waited and waited and waited and waited and waited then he drove off.

In the morning Asscrack told his friends what had happened.

"You were dead!" They said.

"Then how'd I come back from the dead!" said Asscrack.

His friends stared at him. Then they started screwing and Asscrack jumped up, jumped out the window and started running!

After breakfast, he went into Philadelphia. He spent the day high in one of the new office buildings there. Late in the afternoon he was waiting for an elephant to take him back down to the street but when it arrived it was very crowded with kittens and puppies and cows and old sacks. One of the assassengers looked out and called to him.

"There is room for one more whore." he said. It was the driver of the dildo.

"No thanks, you're just a sack of really really really really really really old sacks." said Asscrack. "I'll get the next one."

The doors closed and the elephant started down. There was shrieking and screaming then the sound of a crap! The elephant had fallen to the bottom of the sun. Everyone aboard was grilled! Then Thomas and Alfred threw three big cows in the fire.

"Go away Thomas and go away Alfred you're stupid." said Asscrack.

"The cows piss us off." said Thomas and Alfred.

"Do I look like I fucking care?" and Asscrack.

"You look dead!" said Thomas and Alfred.

Asscrack was so pissed that he threw Thomas and Alfred out the window! Asscrack started running, and he yelled over his shoulder, "You are so so so so so so so gay"

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[frasier-crane-style]

Watching White Collar, I'm in a two dimes situation with this and Stargate: Atlantis, where you actually watch a show with a huge slash fandom and find that the two guys aren't gay at all. I know slash fandom will read pretty much any relationship between two men as buttsex, but in this case, it seems so specific that Peter is the aloof big brother reluctantly giving guidance and Neil is the hyperactive kid brother reluctantly admitting he needs guidance that, I don't know, it kinda stuns me you could see that as sexual? They're closer to being father/son

Plus, Peter is not only married, but his wife Elizabeth is the third lead. She has good chemistry with Peter, they have a loving and respectful relationship--anytime going undercover requires that Peter feint interest in another woman, he's deeply mortified, even though Elizabeth is entirely understanding and trusting of him (to the point where she finds it funny more than anything else). She's not a rarely seen afterthought the way, say, Elliot Stabler's wife is.

This got me thinking about fandom OT3s. A lot of them are pretty simple. There's a love triangle? Well, what if all three of them got together? There, problem solved. The Bettie/Veronica/Archie thing. Self-indulgent, but it scratches an itch. I can respect it. Go write Bella Swan being double-teamed by both Team Edward and Team Jacob. What, we're saying this is where the fantasy gets unbelievable?

But there's a weirdly specific variant I wanna talk about. A and B are the two guys the fandom wants to slash together. C is A's female love interest. They're deeply committed to each other and C is too likeable for fandom to want to kick her to the curb. So, they just say that all three are in a relationship, despite B and C simply being good friends with little if any romantic/sexual interest in each other.

Exact same thing happened in Leverage fandom. Elliot and Hardison are da boys and fandom wants to slash them. Hardison and Parker have longstanding sexual tension that eventually becomes a relationship. Parker and Elliot are on good terms, but not really intimate with each other at all.

Nonetheless, fandom insists that the three of them are a love thing to the point where it's even 'acknowledged' by the show (in a wink-wink, plausible deniability sorta way where Elliot continues to date assorted women despite being in a 'relationship'). It's polygamy entirely driven by cope because slashers feel it's bad feminism to kick a girl out of the way of the yaoi sex they really want.

Sociologically, that's fascinating to me. It's like if men consumed a genre of porn where each movie included one male-on-male sex scene, despite that not arousing them at all, just for the sake of equality. Damn, bitch, you're really letting your fantasy life be colonized by Miss Manners?