#gawd this post is so sexy

[rvspecter]

[delicateimage]

I need a man servant so badly I shouldn’t have to use so much of my brain capacity

[hyunjining]

my thoughts on every song on hop, so that i don’t have to make a million different posts (in case you care)

walkin' on water - catchyyyy af. changbin's verse at the beginning is soooo perfectly old school hiphop. imitating record scratches vocally and through wordplay is so silly and so skz and i think this whole song is just fun

bounce back - I DON'T GIVE A SHIT MOVE IF YOU WANNA LIVE!!!! literally a masterpiece. perhaps not the epitome of my music taste, but the production, the flows, and the attitude are undeniably spectacular. the whistling in the intro is the best thing i've ever heard no joke. holy shit stray kids you are so fucking good at what you do please make music forever

u (ft. tablo) - the VOCALS!!!! everyone sounds so fucking good here wowee.... the instrumental in the chorus is so pretty and melancholy.

walkin' on water (hip ver.) - this is batshit insane lmao. i saw people saying this version should have been the tt but i like it as walkin on water’s unhinged secret twin

railway - obviously very sexy but also just so gorgeous production wise. it sounds so grand and a bit menacing. we have GOT to start praising bang chan’s vocals more. i love that this is his favorite genre of music because it suits him so well.

unfair - the lyrics are so felix in the best way; my heart is so warm thinking about him writing this with the message that everyone is deserving of love. his voice has so much range and i LOVE to hear him sing confidently.

hallucination - it sounds sooo crisp. jeongin’s tone is perfect for this song. all the little sounds in the background that you couldn't hear in the live version are so cool. the CASTANETS. in my expert opinion, this fits into the category of gay people music. maybe my favorite solo. hurry hurry hurry~

youth - show me whatchu wanna do!!!! this song makes me so fucking happy and i feel like i want to jump around the room. lee know has one of my favorite voices ever and i would genuinely listen to him sing anything but i love this upbeat style for him

so good - the INTRO. the instrumental is soooo cool. i’ll never forget hearing this for the first time through a shitty audio stream on twitter and immediately perking up. the "oh. my. GAWD." is so cunty hwang hyunjin i am obsessed with you. i can't believe he wrote this song as a joke lmfao it's well. so good.

ultra - a banger. i’m obsessed with the fact that the instrumental gets noisier as the song goes on, in alignment with changbin's explanation that he's meant to be building up and then releasing energy by the end. i don’t go to raves but if i did i would need to hear this song play at one. i just love it when changbin goes all out with the edm

hold my hand - so anime coded, because of course. this is a perfect combination of han's love of rock and rap. thinking of the layers of meaning to this song is so overwhelming and honestly i just hope that han jisung is happy forever and always makes music because this is absolutely what he was born to do.

as we are - i’m speechless. this song is STUNNING. it gives me so many warm and fuzzy feelings and i don’t even need to know the lyrics to feel emotional while listening to it. how am i supposed to get through his beautiful soft vocals in the first chorus without crying. i'm so fucking glad this man is a singer. half of the streams of this song are going to be me

[charrlote365]

Pumping Gym

Reference Idol: fromis_9 LEE CHAEYOUNG Word Count: 7.160

Tags: Romance, gym, Kpop idol, fromis_9, Lee Chaeyoung

I woke up with the cold touch of the gym floor against my cheek, the imaginary echo of repeated clanking steel dumbbells still ringing in my head. I saw my watch and It's 4 AM now like wtf. "Where is everyone?" "How did I end up lying on the empty gym's floor, naked??". Shit now I remember.

It was our anniversary, and Chaeyoung and I had rented out the entire gym for a private workout celebration. Like it's literally just both us. Nobody else there. I know it sounds weird to celebrate anniversary in a gym but she really loves workout and since its part of her daily routines, there's nothing out of ordinary for the medias to find out our relationship. It's friggin hard to keep our relationship from those dispatch rats. I walked into the gym, ready for our routine workout session. There she was, Chaeyoung, my dearest girlfriend, her body is so fit, her shoulder is wide and filled with muscle. She looks as if she could punch the punching bag into oblivion in one punch. Her usually bright eyes were stormy, and she seemed to be in her own world for the warming up, with her headphones on.

Confused by her cold shoulder on our special day, I tried to match her pace on the stair climber, but she sped up, so I gave up. I realized that she left her phone on the bench, so out of boredom I took it and secretly took a picture of her from behind and posted her sexy buttocks on her IG story. "Oh my gosh, she's gonna kill me for this". She kept on going with the climber. Her butts were moving up and down, my gawd if there's anything I wanted to do was to shove my face into that crack and sniff out her soul out of it. It must have felt great, I thought while losing myself looking at those bouncy heaven.

Not a minute later. Drenched in sweat, she stopped using the equipment and walked to me. She then suddenly grabbed my head with both hands like it was a watermelon on a flash sales and kissed my lips. She stopped for a while and we looked at each other, she's so cute with that begging face of her so I kissed her back, my tongue running over her lips, my hand traveling on her tight gym pants, they're so tight like its part of her skin. my lips brushed her sweaty neck finding a sweet spot "mmrh~" she started making weird sound and she suddenly whispered to my ear, "I'm sorry for being cold today but i'm so horny since this morning, it's so frustrating, so tonight, I'll squeeze you dry until I'm satisfied". "Now, just take them off~" she sighed as I bit her neck. I put my hand into her pants. "Don't rush into it" she whispered, she grabbed my hand and put it on her breast. Her breasts aren't really big, maybe around C cup, but they're super bouncy and heavy, must be because of all of the workouts she's been doing. I slipped off my shirt, throwing it to the side. I leaned forward, kissing her breast through her bra, my hands worked it's way up, slowly pulling her bra up.

My lips teased her breast, biting as she moaned "mmmh~". My hands trailed down her hips, into the pants, going right to her underwear. But wait! there's nothing there. where is the underwear??? "Hmm someone not wearing panties today", I said to slightly teasing her. My hands ran over her thigh, then went back to her big buttocks, pushing on her soft cheeks. "omhh~" she moans. Carefully, I put off all of her clothes, her gym pants, her clothes, bra and everything else. Now naked, I sat down on a chair while she sat on my lap, putting her hands on my shoulder.I ran my hands rubbing and sucking her breasts, then my lips trailing her body. breast, stomach, neck, and feeling the softness of her thighs making me fell deeper into the extacy.

Her pussy is so wet now, the love juice pouring onto my thighs like honey. She stood up so I moved my fingers down. Inserting them into her hole, Two fingers. "Shibaal~" she moaned, as my fingers curled inside of her. She moved her hips down, pushing my fingers deeper into her pussy. my pace quickened as I inserted a third finger. Her walls were closing around them, Her hands pulled my hair causing my head to throb. I did not stop, I kept going, and faster and even faster, her pussy walls continued tightening as her body suddenly shook. She came as more of her pussy juice poured onto the floor like a waterfall. I removed my fingers and licked em to taste her juice. Kinda tasted sour but I liked the yoghurt taste anyways. Now it's time for the main event. We found a gym matress lying on the floor so I lie down on it, with my d1ck standing up hard rock like a flag pole on the moon erected by Neil Armstrong. I'm waiting for her to stab it into her pussy. She squatted down slowly onto my dick. My dick was curving inside her walls, I could feel her warmth, liquid and pussy walls engulfing my dick like it's sucking a lolipop. She moaned loudly and started moving quickly. My balls slapped against her pussy lips as I felt my toes began to curl, "oh my fucking gawd!" I whined loud as her hands were playing on my nipples, she pounded deeper into my body. But then, she suddenly stopped. "Wait, what's happening? don't stop please! I haven't come yet", I begged her. "She then made a grin on her face and took 2 friggin pieces of 10 kg dumbbells. She jammed her pussy back into my dick while carrying 2 10kg dumbbells in her hands. "Can't miss my gym session just because of you, babe". Fuck, since the dumbells were so heavy her pussy jammed even deeper into me like in extra 5 cm deeper. I could even feel her cervix gate bumping on the tip of my dick. I thought the two of us would become as one if she tried to go any deeper. My body tensed up and "Chaeyoung ahhh~ sarang hae!!" I moaned loudly as I came, I felt my vision got blurry as my body got loose. Chaeyoung, who hasn't come yet ignored my moans and kept continuing to jam my dick into her cervix. She was smiling and enjoying her time while lifting the 2 dumbbells, making steel clacking sound as she's bumping her pussy deeper and harder into me. It's so deep that now the tip of my dick was being strangled by her cervix neck. "ffuckkk Chaeyoung ahh~ my dick is still so sensitive, please stopp!!" I yelled. She still didn't listen, I kept begging her to stop as I started losing consciousness and finally, fainted. Although I fainted, for fcking sure, I think she was still using my fainted body as her private dildo until I released cement into her stomach for another 5 rounds by the look of how much of my sperm was on the matress when I woke up.

"Ping", my phone suddenly rang. There's a message from Chaeyoung. She sent a photo of her topless with a message "I'm sorry for the mess last night, It seemed that I enjoyed myself too much. ㅋㅋㅋ. I was going to wake you up after I finished but I realized that I was almost late for my solo flight to Bali today at 5 AM so I just left you there. Hopefully you didnt catch a cold. See you again after I come back to Korea, baby. - xoxo, Chaeyoung." Damn it, I felt like I was pranked. I wanted to have revenge on her for making me fainted last night. Yeah right, let's follow her to Bali and surprise her with a sudden rough sex. Muehehe. -End.

[bbokicidal]

Slashers - OT8 [SKZ]

Disclaimers : Just a small post I thought would be fun to make. Also - this is all just for GOOD FUN for the month of October and spooky season. These killers are nasty and awful and we all know that - I am in no way saying the Stray Kids members are represented by these slashers (who are fictional characters remember) and I do not mean to say 'they're exactly like these awful people.' because that's just dumb. Don't go thinking that now. C'mon. Common sense.

Warnings : None really, just horror movie slashers included

If you want a part two of the members as other horror movie characters (maybe finals girls/guys or more recent characters?) lmk!

Bangchan : Michael Myers [Halloween]

Honestly mostly just picked this because of his physique and the way I am so wildly attracted to both of them. But I also just think Chan's got that Lowkey scary dad stance down. Also the way he stands back to watch others. Yes, I know it's lovey dovey towards the group but imagine him as Michael just stalking the others?????? (Why's it kinda hot,,,)

He'd spent months planning his first attack. Hours standing, staring, figuring out the habits and movements of his younger friends until he had all of their mannerisms in his head - memorized like the veins in the back of his hand. He knew who was the weakest link. Who he shouldn't target. Who would be easy to mark off the list. Jisung just had back luck being the first name he put down on his notepad.

Chan as Michael Myers, my beloved.

Lee Know : Billy 'Ghostface' Loomis [Scream]

The actually scary one who's full of determination and purpose. The one who actually gets the job done. The one who does it and does it well. Also, wildly sexy. So. I think Minho fits Billy Loomis best because he can be cunning, secretive, but also charming and wild at the same time. We love him.

Minho wasn't stupid - not like his accomplice. He let Jisung distract people - be the life of the party while he himself lured Felix out to the garage to get a beer or two. He dismissed himself, saying he forgot something in the house, before coming back only to find Felix frightened at first sight and scrambling to escape the outer part of the home. And he felt little remorse as he watched Felix try to squirm out through the doggy door - his thumb clicking the switch to make the garage door slowly raise.

Minho as Billy Loomis, hehe.

Changbin : Pyramid Head [Silent Hill]

Not a 'classic slasher' because he's not the main villain of the story but EASILY the best pic for Changbin because WHEWIE those arms. Also?? Changbin dragging around a giant knife and just picking people up by their necks? Good GAWD. Pyramid Head Binnie (shirtless,, Binnie,,,,,) is a need for me.

He was just there - existing. Wandering. Dragging his knife around until the ground cracked and broke under the weight as he walked. He was just... there. Until someone appeared - a pretty boy with long brunette hair that fought for his life in this hellhole of a place. Someone for him to wander after. Someone for him to target.

Changbin as Pyramid Head <3

Hyunjin : Chucky [Chucky]

Honestly mainly just picked this one because 1) Hyunjin as a doll would be wild lol, and 2) Hyunjin who looks so cute and precious and like a normal man at first but ends up being a wild fucking mass murderer?? That would be,, actually so fitting because he's such a cutie at first and then gets on stage and it's like WHOHOAH--

Finding his soul trapped in the body of a doll was the last thing he wanted to happen after his death - but Hyunjin found that this doll was a lot more flexible than he expected. He could curl his fingers, move his eyes, talk even. It was just like his body before - only harder to break, and a lot... smaller.

Anyway, Hyunjin as Chucky. Also red hair Hyunjin supremacy, I said what I said.

Han : Stu "Ghostface" Macher [Scream]

The silly one that keeps messing up. The one who works hard but still somehow fumbles it. The one that needs help. The one who really got roped into it just because he's massively gay for his best friend.

After botching another murder and making a pact with his friend to frame the girl for their killings, Jisung dug the blade into his friend before Minho did the same. He clutched his stomach and fell to the counter, only moving to grip the phone as it rang just beside his head. He sobbed out another gasp that his parents would be so disappointed in him - another babble from Jisung that Minho didn't have time to deal with.

Jisung as Stu Macher, aka the gay icon of the scream series, everyone.

Felix : Tiffany Valentine [Chucky]

Definitely did not pick this bc of his hair. (oops) Anyway. Just there for the shits n giggles, does it for the person he loves and adores so dearly. Didn't even initially mean to be a part of it but got pulled into it somehow anyway lol. Also an absolute baddie.

How'd he get here? He wasn't too sure. What he did know was that he was glued to his best friend for the rest of his life now, trapped in the small but definitely not fragile bodies of dolls for eternity. He was happy to be there, if he was honest, just enjoying being everlasting with someone he adored. Even if he was put into the body of a ... woman? Well. Doll-Woman.

Felix as Tiffany Valentine. ~

Seungmin : Jason Voorhees [Friday The 13th]

Seungmin as a reoccurring character who experienced nothing but tragedy in his past and now comes back to his place of 'death' every year to haunt people who get so much as a fucking mile from him. LOOOOVE this idea. Love the image of Seungmin just hovering around a Summer Camp and lurking like a little creeper. Also Seungmin with a machete is too much for me, cannot. I gotta go.

Seungmin enjoyed lurking around the camp if he was honest. He found himself feeling joy in watching the camp-goers wander around so clueless as to the tragedy that occurred in the waters they swam in, playing and having too much for his liking. No - He didn't feel joy in watching them have fun. He felt joy in hearing their screams the following night when he made them aware of his presence; when he showed them the truth that lay in the grounds of that poor Summer Camp.

Seungmin as Jason Voorhees. ;))

I.N : Pennywise [IT]

Not a classic slasher yet again BUT one of the best in my personal opinion. (It's one of my fav horror movies so.) I think Jeongin fits Pennywise because of his teasing nature, the way he finds it funny when he irks his hyungs, etc. I also think he has a relatively short -- temper? Temper might not be the right word. Maybe patience is right. He's impatient and if he doesn't get what he wants, he'll snap. Also the idea of shapeshifter Jeongin?? Torturing people by showing up as their literal living nightmares? Yum yum yum.

Jeongin was hungry. Starved, even. Twenty seven years after falling into a slumber, he'd awoke under a quaint town that offered up so many delicious meal options - which included a very pretty man more muscular than the others - who, conveniently, was a bit of a scaredy cat.

Jeongin as Pennywise !!

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Taglist : @dwaekkicidal @jabmastersurpriseee @possum-playground @thatonedarkskinnedsiren

[therealslimshakespeare]

I'm not the Three Of Us anon you just posted! BUT thank you, thank you, thank you so so much for the wonderful snippet update (it felt bigger than a snippet, but I can't think of the correct word).

I regularly think about the trio and frequently revisit both of your fics! I will (gratefully) devour every single word you and @ab4eva write about them!

(Also remember that heteroparental superfecundation comment (I think it was made some time over the summer)... well whenever that comes up, I am here for it!)*

*no rush though, I am already in awe at how much you already manage to write, so no pressure 😊

Screamingggggggg

There’s more of you! We are legion, nothing can stop this sexy time troupe, oh joy. ✨🤭 it was sorta bigger than a snippet, I went to tease what Miss Christi at @ab4eva and I have only screamed about in regards to plot and yet, having nothing written out- my tease turned into what may be the beginning of the next chapter? Who knows. Writing works in mysterious ways and to hear of interest in a thing can ignite it so much.

We’ve got a general concept and vibe and scenario we want, like we had for the others, we just need to write it. Maybe we can by Christmas? Life it too hectic to guarantee anything but we certainly want some holiday inspired shenanigans.

Also, don’t come for me but terribly afraid I’m not a massive fan of romanizing the bald head. Especially in cold months, like, Austin is a cutie and sweetie and he can do what he wants to do of course but…WHERE ARE MY GOLD CURLS CATCHING THE GLOW OF THE TWINKLE LIGHTS?!— so what’s the vote for accuracy in this current fic? 😩😂

Lastly I…had totally forgotten about the two daddies one egg comment and now my mind is spinning….oh my gawd…ideas…galore

[skyland2703]

Javi x Amelia for ships 👀

What is this a joke 😭 I just know this essay is gonna get out of hand asdfghjkasdfghfds

OKAY SO I’m gonna try keeping other ships out of this, so it’s only just taking about Javelia

If you know me, you know I’m OBSESSED with this ship. This one ship that just takes my world by storm because of how badly I got obsessed with it. I don’t even know how it happened.

So you see, we see Amelia and Javi meet for the first time at Buzzblast. That is where the story begins. The “nice harmonica, catchy tune” line— and BOOM! Instant attraction. I believe Amelia saw him as a friend, initially, but she really did care for him— “best friend” even, maybe. But nothing more than that.

Javi, on the other hand, got OBSESSED. Not the bad kind, but the “I think I have a crush on you.” Obsessed. We see him teasing her, we see him showing up in places with her, we see them AS COWORKERS— they’re literally Co-workers OH MY GAWD— and we see them as rangers and as friends.

Javi supports her in her ghost hunting, he never pulls her down. She and Javi have a “we’re both made fun of because of what we like to do” kinda bond, Javi with his music, and his father not letting him live it down, and Amelia with Ollie criticising her every move. They support each other, Amelia acts like the #1 fan of Javi’s music and Javi is always ready for helping her hunt ghosts— he makes a fucking theme song for her ghost hunting programme!!!!! They have a “at least I got you in my corner” vibe to them that drew me to their ship in the first place. This kinda support, this kinda FRIENDSHIP. WHERE DO YOU FIND THAT!!!!

But BUT we see Javi showing the “more than friends” signs, and we see Amelia friendzoning him. If you notice, Javi stops showing the signs after she starts dating Ollie. There is just one??? Two?? Scenes??? Of them??? In the last couple episodes of DF— BECAUSE of what I believe, Javi respectfully abandoning his chase, like Theo did, as I mentioned in the Theo/Lily post— when he realises that Amelia’s affections lie somewhere else.

BUT THEN WE COME TO COSMIC FURY. We come to Amelia’s heartbreak, and we SEE Javi being there for her like no other member of the team is!!!!!! Because you see, Solon and Billy were making the morphers, Aiyon was busy @ Zayto, either looking/worrying for him, or with him. Izzy was with Fern. THESE TWO. HAD NOBODY ELSE. Only each other. And I believe, the bond forged in forced intimacy is the greatest bond of all, because it reminds you of the trauma you’ve suffered, and all of the things you went through together.

Amelia was hurt. Javi was injured. And Ollie was evil. The situation works out with such perfection, that when Amelia takes the role of The Red Ranger, JAVI, automatically, becomes her second in command. Now we all know how much I like the Leader x Second in command trope. Javi pitches ideas, he follows behind her, he acts as THE support system a leader needs in case things go awry.

But that’s not where this ends, you see? Because feelings MIGHT develop between them during all of this, but Amelia still has a boyfriend(?). Javi is still “that dorky friend” of hers in her mind.

THAT changes when he loses his arm. She gets respect for him, because all of Dino fury, Javi was just the “sexy lamp” of the team, the guy who crushed on Amelia, and “Izzy’s brother.” He did not have a proper standing of his own, but the way he goes out of the way to sacrifice himself? That opens a new avenue of his personality TO HER. It makes HER realise that ���oh my god, I’ve been looking at a diamond in the rough, this entire time.” Because sacrificing yourself isn’t easy. Offering yourself for sacrifice TWICE?

Yes. Yes, that’s the turning point of Javi and Amelia’s relationship. The moment in episode 9, when Javi chooses to sacrifice himself, ONCE AGAIN. When he tells her, in episode 10, that he made it through once, he can do it again? And she looks at him with that “but at what cost, Javi?” And he laughs and tells her he’ll be okay? THAT WORRY IN HER EYES?!! THAT EXPRESSION THAT SMILE?!!? That was the moment Amelia realised she had not only fallen for him, but that she had fallen SO HARD. That she not only “loved him”, now, she also respected him more than she had EVER respected him in the past.

I feel like that RESPECT formed the basis of their bond after that. That they probably never went back to being “just friends.” Because while Javi had respectfully abandoned his chase, Amelia realised she could not let him go. He wasn’t someone she could EVER let go. All because of the way he had acted when things went awry.

While she stepped up to take the leadership of the team, he stepped up to offer himself for the taking. THAT forged their bond harder than steel. They were never going back.

I still feel like after cosmic fury, it takes them a little time to figure out their feelings, but eventually, they do. The love and worry Amelia’s eyes spoke no lies at that moment, and Javi too saw it. ONCE AGAIN ITERATING the Hindi dub made Javi say HE WAS *hER* JAVI

So yes, Tl;dr, they started out as friends, but situations made themselves so that they could not remain friends. They fell in love. Their love was too strong.

I SHIP IT OKAY 😭😭😭 They’re my #1 OTP.

LOOK AT THAT SMILE. Is that how friends look at friends?!!???!!?

Send me a ship and I will explain why I do or don't ship it

[screampied]

To begin the pornstar Gojo..

i think it would start as you & gojo having been besties for like ever , yall have been fucking for a long time literally best friends w benefits

it started w him recording himself cumming on ur face or more like a pov shot of him fucking u for him to jerk off to later

& it was like a thing where yall would joke abt how much money u would make if yall posted them & eventually he just set his phone up & dicked u down like always

posted it on ph , somebody posted abt it on twt & it went viral bc it was so natural & sexy & funny now yall are sex icons

pornstars are so much hotter than of creators like even just the word , porn star .. its sexy its cunt its i fuck for a living not as a side hustle ykwim

ok boo ily let me stfu 🫧 xoxo

i’m gonna write pornstar gojo one day I SWEAAA. i just feel like he’d have an only fans, he’d make so bunch bank from it n he doesn’t even have to try to do any effort GAWD 😞

IMCRUINNGMG not us becoming icons, he’d be so unserious. imagine after all that he ends up falling in love with us too

but i see the vision 💔💔💔 need to look more into this trope bc i think id fit him so good 🫨🫨

[josephtrohman]

As the president of the joe trohman nation, do you have any favorite joe era?

in short, the answer is yes! BUT with some caveats/technically i have THREE answers to this question even. i mean there is an answer i give for what is my singular favourite but i am a deeply annoying person, so... AND im also gonna put pics from the eras for fun bc any excuse to look at my fav joe pics. sorry anon if you didnt expect this level of answer but i am the president after all (put under the cut cuz. yeah)

so. first things first. if i had to narrow it down to just ONE era of joe as my favourite, it would be infinity on high era for sure. especially pre-beard, but with beard is great too.

some of my fav pre-beard joe looks ^ (HIM IN THE THNKS FR TH MMRS MV ESPECIALLY MY GAWDDDD THATS MY HUSBAND ON OUR WEDDING DAY FR. ok sorry)

BUT OBVIOUSLY. BEARDED IOH ERA ^ IS SO SO FUCKING FINEEEEE AS WELL god. (and the look he had at the 2007 vmas my gawddd you know the one). middle picture makes me crazy especially, red plaid and bi colours hat iykyk, n it’s currently my pfp on twt ;3

infinity on high era has been my fav for soooo sooo long, and it was definitely a crisis moment for me when i turned 23 and was like 😀 oh im older than joe was in this era. great. but even despite that i think it still will continue to be my fav era prob forever <3 (and of course unfortunately my feelings get a little bit complex about this era because of what we know from joe's book, knowing what he was struggling with. but i dont wanna get into that lmao...but at the same time i had to acknowledge the elephant in the room)

ok. so. like i said if i had to give one answer, the above would be mine <3 BUT heres some other thoughts i have.

my CURRENT fav joe era is 2009 post-haircut bearded joe (as maybe evidenced by my pfp). MY GAWD. MY GAWD. as a 24-almost-25-year-old, I DESERVE A 24-ALMOST-25-YEAR-OLD JOE.

not to mention how much they were putting fake blood/injuries on this man in bnd pt 2 tour!!! crazy!!!!!!!

okay and then my third answer is not just in terms of looks (although my god.....my god) but i would be remiss to not mention CURRENT ERA JOE AS FAV. because he's out here being sexy as hell, playing music with his friends, having fun, looking hot, being dilfy, so on and so forth... (this includes tourdust/2ourdust but since i saw joe in person at ayf it rewired something in my brain cuz he’s soooo fucking hot in person, so 2 ayf pics, and then also the first one the pic before download that Also rewired my brain 😵‍💫). also since they’re really new still here’s middle pic source and right pic source

OKAY AND THEN ONE HONOURABLE MENTION, late 2015 joe is so so special to me bc 2 of my fav pics joe of alllll time (prob both in my top 5 at least) come from then<3 here r the pics

was that a needlessly long winded answer to ur relatively simple question? yes for sure but i hope u enjoyed lovely anon <3

[msfbgraves]

i don't care about the darkness or the age difference of silverusso. i actually absolutely love the badgood nature of it and the, like you said, gothic sensuality of the pairing. definitely an all time favourite fan pairing of mine!

Me three!! I was a bit shocked when I discovered it after S4 how deeply non-shippers resented it at the time and how actively they judged the shippers for loving it. Honestly, if it's a NOTP, I completely understand - some things give you dopamine overload, others don't and we're all built different. But never before was I hesitant to post fic under my pen name and instead went Anon because I felt I might get hate. Things have calmed down now, luckily, but I still don't even post my silverusso posts with the tags terry silver or daniel larusso, as not to set people off who might not want it across their dash in any form. And that's quite unique for this fandom, in my experience.

I'm just so glad I know that actors had no problem going there,that TIG has been so supportive of fandom for Terry and that Ralph doesn't mind a dark story either. Not that the actors should feel obliged to interact with our output, but if they don't mind going there, if the canon doesn't mind suggesting a bond between them, well, why shouldn't I do the same? Daniel got lured in by a bad boy and that bad boy has never stopped being obsessed with him - that's been a trope in romantic fiction for millennia. And the fact that they had Daniel marry Amanda, who basically is Terry in female form, so he got over Terry as little as Terry got over him? Gawd! I love that it also doesn't stop there - he loves flirting with Johnny, Chozen and Mike too, and shares a deep bond with them. I also like that Terry sets him off soooo much. It took one apology and in Johnny's case, no apology and he is happy as a clam with all of them, but the first thing Terry does is apologise, Daniel gets Kill Bill sirens only to sleep in the same bed as his Terry lookalike wife; with Terry throwing his entire life away to renew is obsession with Daniel - TWICE - my goodness, you two, I don't know if getting a room would make it better but you have something to sort out! What the hell happened in your past lives??? How did Terry never find love again? Before Daniel, he had this deep bond with Kreese and a harem of cronies to play with and after Daniel he tries to conform, be worthy of him (?) and ditches Kreese??? Twice???? There's so much going on and none of it is normal, and though I completely see the appeal of Lawrusso and ship it gladly, Daniel didn't marry a Johnny lookalike. Also I like that when Daniel gets coquettish other men are always flustered, Terry is like, 😎😋 which is the only time that anyone has played an Uno-reverse card against a LaRusso charm attack. And that's interesting! And sexy! And Daniel keeps seeking Terry out to challenge him! And I just feel that even if they never spoke again, Daniel would let Terry fly him to some private island for a week of deeply aggressive hatesex, some cuddling, and a million protestations of "this never happened, don't call me again, when are you free?" With Terry saying: "You'll know, darlin'. Be good for me."

[katasstrophy]

Just read the “cool and bossy type” reader ask and omg my heart is racing, cheeks are burnin at the thought of riding kaiser’s face until you come so hard, you start to squirt. You pull on his hair and force him to take it all. All the while, Kaiser comes untouched, humping the air like some pathetic lunatic and you’re so amused at the fact that an emperor like him can fall apart so easily 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

GOOD FUCKING BYE nonnie dearest you absolute bane of my existence are you some secret assassin hired to put me six feet under bc IT’S FUCKING WORKING THIS FILTHY THOUGHT IS SENDING ME TO THE AFTERLIFE!!!!! dear god 😵‍💫😵‍💫 no you don’t understand this genuinely fulfils all my raunchy fantasies about this headache of a man GAWD why is he so sexy like this. just pathetic and deranged and obsessed with you using him for your own pleasure oohhhh how i won’t him. kaiser truly has an awakening cuming untouched from you just riding his face, congrats on giving him an identity crisis about it LOL but it’s not like he’s mad. in fact he’ll probably whimper and beg for you to do it again i’m. gonna go insane.

he’s more than happy to be the throne for your pretty pussy to sit on <3

regarding this post btw!

[ask-hannah-blog]

Oh my gawd Hannah!!! You shouldn't have sweetheart that was so sweet of you! 🥨🤡🌭

I literally squealed when I saw your post it made me so giddy I had to fuck one of my plushies right then and there! Little guy is so lucky I'm there to take of him... I'm like their mama guhhuyhhyyhyuck....

Anyhoo, you silly poo! Life has been swell for me, my favorite weiner mayo addicted salon has been thriving and I certainly feel like royalty myself whenever I come in! With some coercing from the girls there we decided it'd be nice to extend my services to the other regulars so they've been getting nice and fat from my creamy dog! Speaking of dogs, sometimes I finish on their feet and while they don't turn white or anything, I swear they're growing a bit! And they certainly smell and taste more like my tootsies... I've checked, guhuuhhyuck! I guess I kinda work there now! I accept all types of payment!

As for my other business, the people who buy my yummy mayo are like super addicted to it now, so I've been hard at work cumming lots and lots to keep up with the demand! Being a food clown is hard work but I'm a hard worker luckily! Still though, I can't help but want to save some of my treats for you and your clown family! When you finally bring me home to your dream circus, I'll be able to really help all those poor, hungry, and thirsty clowns! And then when I pick up my toy from your work, well...

Naturally you can suck my toes and my weiner all day long, Daisy can enjoy my smelly cheeto farts, and your baby sissy will get nice and full from my fizzy titty cola! 😋 😋 😋 yum yum yum!

How is everyone, anyhoo? You know I just can't wait to meet them! Until then though, you have the most bestest and greatest of days, my queen! I love looove ya 💓❤️💕💗💋💋💋💋

-Your Girl! 🥨🥨🥨

Woooooooooooow!

You’re Pretzel! I totally remember talking with you that one time. Hehehe although I thought you were weird and gross then. I dunno why though! Hehe you sound like just my time.

I mean I know this might sound weird but my therapist says I have a fetish/obsession with girls who have big fat hotdog smelling weiners! But it’s soooooooooooo hard to find someone who matches that description! I mean my therapist will put mustard, ketchup relish and of course mayo on her strapon when she fucks my face but it’s just not the same.

Hehehehe Sorry if I’m over sharing I just reeeeeeally like hot dogs. They’re just so pretty and interesting. My therapist put a hot dog rotisserie in my cage and I just watch the weiners spin for hours while I masturbate.

Didn’t you recommend my therapist to me? I can’t even remember what I came to her for…

OH YEAH!

Being a total horny clown nutcase hehehehehe!

Well she’s not very good because I think I’m worse than ever. Right now I’m stuff soft pretzels up my butt because it feels nice! Hehehe what kind of girl does that?

Anywho enough about me…

You sound sooooooooo interesting.

I bet your stuffed animals are super well behaved because you’re a really attentive mama. It’s funny Honker says I’m a toy who needs someone to take care if her, and it’s like soooooooo true. Since I started seeing her I lost my job and apartment, I like can’t do anything right. If she didn’t let me sleep in her palace is so be a hobo clown right now.

But not you! You like run your own business! I think it’s so great what you’re doing for those humies. Sexy too! I wonder what percentage of their brains is your mayo at this point! Honk honk! Soooo cool that you have your own audience. And hot too! No joke I came sooooo hard reading about how fat and dreamy they’ve all gotten. You must be a really powerful clown if their feet are changing for you! Gooooosh I wish I could smellllll them!

Hehe I don’t know why honkers had me write all of this! It’s just making me horny and hungry. Hehe I don’t know I need someone to control me, or I’m just a dumb little clown!

Tehee!

Ummm *Sucks on finger*

I dunno, I’d there something I should be doing Pretzel?

Oh yeah! My name’s Toe Cleavage! Hehe! My mama named me after the two most beautiful things she could think of’

[nympho-brainiac]

Oh. Muh. Gawd.

I decided a while back that I was going to become a minimalist. So blah, blah, blah I went down this crazy rabbit hole on TikTok and I just started throwing shit out. Wasn’t a big deal because I already practice a lot of the shit but I tend to hold on to dumb stuff like dishes that I hate but my mom said I can’t get rid of…any fucking way, I don’t know why I did this but I remember saying “fuck this scale I’m tired of weighing myself” because I’ve weighed myself every week, once a week since 2014. I know because I keep it in my notes on my phone.

I weighed this morning and now I’m convinced that all the spam calls I get are actually from TLC wanting to do some fucked up reality show where they watch me cook from bed and call in a demolition crew to remove a wall to get me out of my house and to the Dr. where he will obviously deny me any kind of help until I lose one thousand pounds.

So it looks like hot girl summer is looking more like hot girl winter. Fall at best. 😩😮‍💨 why me Jesus. All I wanted was a Frappe a day. Damn.

Before you say it, yes I know all sizes can be sexy 🙄 that’s the absolute fucking truth. Sexy isn’t a size. Sexy isn’t even how someone else sees you. Sexy is 100% how you feel/see yourself and if I’m honest I still feel sexy. As fuck actually. Because I am. I just don’t feel hot. And I want to. I like that feeling. It might be shallow but that’s more than fine by me because guess what? Literally everything else about me is so deep that I have no problem allowing a little vanity to creep in. As long as it doesn’t take over I’m golden. 💫

I sure say fuck a lot on here for someone that just yells “GOD BLESS AMERICA!!” in real life. I’m trying to switch to fuck now that my kids are older 😜

I think I just vented…did I just vent? Ngl I actually feel so much better than I did when I started this post. Hmm. Might try it more often.

[arsenalgbt]

can i ask you your top 5 arsenal ship? 👀

(love your blog and works btw!)

CAN YOU---OF COURSE YOU CAN ANON, PLEASE, FINALLY LET'S GOURrr

it's so long grab a snack~

1.a. Aaron/Martin like, sorry I coined 'martindale' you saw it you heard it here on my tumblr FIRST. writing martindale? will be there. reading martindale? I will be there. screaming crying at their interactions caught in 4k? will be there. discussing with my fellow martindale believers? I'm in.

blame everything on Aaron mucking about Martin being the el parchio of the squad and my gunnerinnas' tags whenever Aaron says sth about Martin.

and how we all are a bit 👁👄👁 about our captain's behaviour around men 😋😋😋

1.b. Benjamin/Willo. anon I can write an essay........... but long story short, it's cuz they're such opposites!!!! visual wise and personality wise they're sooo chef's kiss.

this ship is just so VIVID in my fucking mind. older, kinda bitchy, secretly funny, definitely slutty, very cool benjamin/scary, menacing aura but looks about 5 y/o when smiling, actually younger, hilarious willo? obsessed!!! 🥰🥰🥰

(also I'll just say it again with my whole chest; I hailed willo as a babie way way before gunnerinnas began gushing about him. it was me and the thirsty twitter men. I did it. I love that now my gunnerinnas have come out supporting the babieliba agenda!!)

2. sakanelli 😭😭😭 ik I'm not too vocal about them but I rly rly rly like them, they're so precious to me hence they're second on my list. two starboys?????? imagine such iconic power couple, giggling, cuddling, nelli improving his English picking up Londoner accent because of his bestie B???---except I can and will only write G rated fics about them. sometimes soon, I hope. I remember one of my moots' tags, something along these lines; "it's so important to me that they both actually like each other" under a sakanelli post AND TRUST ME. oh the possibility. oh the 'started from the bottom now we're here' trope. they're my babies. I read a sakanelli fic on ao3 but it was so sad 😭

3. reiss/either Aaron or Jorginho....... I know. I KNOW IM SO QUIRKYYY CRIES. listen; aaron/reiss size difference? DELISH. jorginho/reiss being opposites (infuriating old man/calm, confused boy toy) PLUS reiss' babygirlism from one (1) video

literally I haven't stopped recycling this gif as my motivation to continue writing sugar daddy jorgi/confused reiss lol

tldr; it's reiss' face tbfh. he's so pretty... like... i CAN'T let such a pretty face go to waste (not writing fics about him lol).

fuck I think that's it?? cuz I like these three equally:

xhakarteta; BUT eye think eye am just a reader. it's so hard to get their characterisations right (for the standard I set for myself lol). thus, I'm afraid/lazy to get my hands on writing actual plot for them 🫡

Aaron/benjamin; again, amazing, time proven, OG friends to lovers trope, etc etc but I'm just a reader for them I guess!!!?????? same excuse with my view regarding xhakarteta. them fics I read??? LOVE THEM. Aaron is soooooooooo whipped, so golden retriever coded. spoiler alert; I'm writing an Aaron/Benjamin/Martin threesome as we speak :O

ZINNY/GABBY OH GOSH!! Zinny is clearly so into gabby but gabby is this sexy workaholic who is never aware of the attention he gets from men (multiple). iktr.

honorary mention, I used to and still have a soft spot for giroud/ramsey. like... goddamn rambo was thirsty... and granit/ramsey as well ngl... OH ALSO; nelli/fabio lmaooo gawd these twinks...

PSA; in my hc, Aaron Ramsdale had a crush on Leno 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 OKAY NOW TELL ME YOURS! thank you for reading thanks for liking my works!!!!

[meezer]

I was at lidl thinking about posting something like "lidl employees love to be sexy" because, well, they do. as I got to the checkout guess who switches in as a cashier. that's right, sexy lidl man. DID I OR DID I NOT MANIFEST HIM. I never noticed before but he has a cute prominent tummy area that most guys get as they age and it's so hot gawd...

[vicstenius]

SAME 🙏 I remember the first time I saw the vid of her vaping and my breath like caught in my throat 🤭 i don’t vape and idc if ppl do but viv doing it was so oddly sexy for some reason‼️that video is laced with something I swear to gawd… and I agree! she never had a chance to be like that when she was younger so she let it out in ibitha 😍 And I’m sawry but I gotta get horny here for a sec. the tiktok Jen posted with her beth and viv at the beach where Viv is on her back, full body in frame changed my life. shes so scrawny yet manages to have an 8 pack . she is saur hot i was sweating after that tiktok ✋

nonny: IM NOY GONNA BE HORNY

also nonny: I WAS SWEATIN-