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b3anieperson · 6 months

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So we're playing DnD today and I'm the DM. We just started this campaign and our Druid feeds a berry (poisonous death berries) to our fighter. He drops dead. Luckily one of our aids designed by a friend is a necromancer.

*There's a big ass catch though, every time he revives you he takes one of your organs, could be vital could not, you'll find out when you wake up*

So this is essentially how it goes.

Charlie, the necromancer: *cracks knuckles* Fuuuck, here we go again. *Aggressively Shoves leaves in his mouth*

The party: WhAT ArE yOu DoINg!?

Sailor, another aide: I'll get the knife.

Sailor: *Finds where his kidneys would be* *STABS* *pulls out the kidney*

The party: WhaT ThE FuCK

Charlie: *puts kidney in a jar*

Toshi, the fighter who died: *GASPS BACK TO LIFE* I feel, as if, something is missing.

#dnd #dnd character #custom dnd #necromancy #water #death #dungeons and dragons #druid #poisonous berries #gasps in gay #neurodivergent #dungeon master #dungeons and dragons spoofs #spoof #campaign

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artashipatrick · 5 months

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does anyone think bottom patrick zwieg is a good thing? i love tashi duncan. i think she’s a really interesting artist

#fellas is it gay to start moaning whimpering gasping legs spread gripping the pillow at the mention of your smart attractive best friend?#‘you should be threatened by art’ ‘(moaning like a girl) uhuh say more’#i love how tashi just knows. she’s so smart #challengers #patrick zweig #art donaldson #tashi duncan #artpatrick #artrick #🎾

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morganbritton132 · 5 months

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Eddie during a Q&A where he specially asked his fans to ask him questions about his marriage: Oh, just saw the question who proposed to who and-

Steve, loudly off-camera: I proposed to him and he said no!

Eddie: …first of all, you couldn’t even get gay married at the time. And second, I said no because I-

Steve: He said no because he wanted to propose to me and then DIDN’T

Eddie: I did!

Steve: A year later.

Eddie: I had to plan! I had to prep! I wasn’t going to halfass our gay fake wedding!

Eddie: And, just for your information, internet! He’s complaining and he’s making me look bad but do you know what he did? Do you know what he did the next day? I put together this beautiful ceremony with all our friends and family and you know what he did the very next day?

Eddie: He went to the courthouse and married a woman!

Steve: …Well that was for tax benefits

#Steve: Don’t let my marriage distract from you depriving me of having a fiancé! We could’ve been engaged #Steve: Twice you took that from me #Eddie: You were the one that wanted to go to the courthouse immediate once gay marriage was legalized and do the ceremony later #Steve’s been married twice but had never been engaged #I fully believe that if Steve proposed first Eddie would turn him down so he got to do it #He took a year to do it because he was touring and none of their friends were ever in town at the same time #and he’d never admit it but it was amusing to watch Steve’s standards for a proposal drop as time went on #one time Eddie got on his knee to pick up the toothpaste cap he dropped in the bathroom and Steve actually gasped #eddie munson tiktok saga #steve harrington #eddie munson

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bisexual-steveharrington · 7 months

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I would give anything to experience "that doesn't mean I wouldn't blow you" for the very first time again

#and an experience it WAS #the gasp i gusped #andreil #andrew minyard #neil josten #all for the game #aftg #the foxhole court #MORE THOUGHTS #i dont even remember why i read the books???? no one rec'd it to me #wasnt aware that andreil was a thing so didnt read it specifically for those little gay boys #aftg apeared to me in a dream

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bey-life · 7 months

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