#gaslight gatekeep femboy

[eternalworry]

I went to twink-land and they said you were the owner :/

I LOVE YOU NIKOOOOO❤️❤️❤️❤️

[averyweakgay]

We have gaslight gatekeeper girlboss and mansplain manipulate malewife but there’s no gender neutral version so I took it upon myself to deliver you:

✨Confuse cuckold communism✨

[resisteverything]

This picture makes me angry for some reason.

[paxesoterica]

So, I may have made a terrible mistake: during a conversation with my nephew, I ended up showing him pictures of the cast from Revolutionary Girl Utena (which he is not familiar with, other than the fact that he knows it involves anime lesbians), and he came up with some rather creative names from his impressions of them, and for some reason I felt compelled to share them:

Utena: Pick-me Mary Sue Sword Lesbian

Anthy: Sappho Herself in the Flesh Real

Touga: If A Twink and A Femboy Had A Baby It Would Be Him

Saionji: 10% Zesty MF, 100% Malewife Material

Juri: Soulless Yet Fruity Girly Pop

Miki: Cookie Monster Pajamas, But Make It Yassified

Nanami: Gaslight Gatekeep Girlboss QWEEN

Wakaba: Baby Emoji Head. No Further Explanation Will Be Provided

[spid3rs0up]

Sorry chad, this is real life, the tiny femboy spider gets the girl.

A big weird rant about my favourite spider.

This is my favourite spider, Trichonephila Plumipes, the Tiger Spider or the Easter Golden Orb weaver. This is probably my favourite spider photo I've ever taken, not only does it look great (look at her hair, it makes me want white hair) but it was the first time i was ever able to ID a male T. Plumipes(next to the big spiders left leg). We'll call the girl Nephila and the boy Dave. And yes, Dave is a grown ass man.

Golden orb weaver males are suuuper tiny compared to their girlfriends. Bug girls are usually bigger than bug boys because bigger girls can have more babies but a little guy can already make enough sperm to fertilize all the eggs ever without needing an extra year to grow. T. Plumipes take this to what i think is the most extreme terrestrial example (I know blanket octopi and angler fish have them beat but don't know of any terrestrial animals that do, let me know if you do).

(Photo of Nephila after she moved out and made another web, I guess he was a pain to live with. Look at that golden silk!)

There are two male phenotypes in T. plumipes (I'm not actually sure which one Dave is) The big ones that are a whopping ~10% the females size and the little ones that are ~1% of the females size. They're not technically a separate sexes and spiders cannot comprehend gender yet so they're like a sub-sex. I like to call them "Alpha males" or "Chads" and "Sigma Males" or "Femboys" respectively because that's funny. Although i suppose being larger would be more feminine in a hypothetical spider society with gender roles...

The "Alpha Chads" gatekeep girls and hang around their web chasing away any smaller dudes hoping to keep her to himself so he can have all her babies. Fortunately these dudes usually get eaten after sex (they deserve it). The "Sigma Femboys" may be small and weak but they have one huge advantage: Being too small, cute and pathetic to eat. This means they can have sex more than once or twice! Since spiders are awesome they can store sperm from multiple spiders for months and choose when/if they get pregnant and who's babies to have or they can mix it up. I like to imagine alot of spiders choose based on how the males tasted. This means being an ass and gate keeping one girl that kills you actually ends up kinda balancing out with getting laid alot but not being able to be picky. So there are two kinds of dudes.

It also means spiders can do the incredibly girlboss gaslight move of cannibalizing a guy after sex and then spitting out his sperm. I would do this too if it wasn't for the cops.

Dave did stick around a while but wasn't eaten (sad, I know) and I don't really feel confident in guesstimating the relative sizes so until I document more males I probably won't know which one he is. But I know he got laid because this was Nephila a day later:

She caught a European bee :) Look at the little love heart between all her legs! It looks super cute in this photo How could you be afraid of a creature that has a love heart on it? She also lost alot of weight overnight, which means she must have laid an egg sack somewhere. Alot of spiders just keep their egg sack in their web but these ones hide them! I never found the egg sack so she did a good job of it. I would guess they do this because such a large spider with such a large web would stand out to predators more.

Speaking of the bee tho, the golden orb weavers here were catching alot of bees. This might be thanks to the golden silk, but I don't think we know this for sure either. Golden orb weavers can chose to make gold or white silk. It's thought they can chose between these based on the prey around like how spiders will change the space between their webs to be able to catch smaller bugs or to save silk if bigger bugs are more common. Certain insects might see the gold and white silk differently, some might notice one colour less or even be attracted to one colour more.

Some bugs (like half their potential mates) are too small for these big ass spiders to eat. I think they are like, in the top 5 biggest web building spiders only behind other golden orb weavers. They can actually lose stuff like venom/digestive goop/energy eating something small enough. They can't just swallow tiny bugs like I do, they eat through their fangs so have to inject their prey with venom and digestive goop then suck it back up once the preys insides are soup. You should be able to imagine how difficult this could be if your prey is the size of one of your fangs or smaller. These bugs can clog up their web tho so they either have to throw them out or get smaller roommates that will eat all their scraps. Like this girl that moved in with a bunch of tent spiders:

She must have helped repair or build some of the tent spiders webs because i found bits of gold silk throughout their big super web. It made me think that these were another type of golden orb weaver but they're not. tent spiders are still pretty big spiders but still smaller than T. Plumipes. This is what can happen if you don't have little roommates to clean up your mess.

Omg they're roommates! (they build colonies with other T. Plumipes too)

Truly the life. living in a big ass web with your girlfriends, all your food is delivered for free, little roommates that help clean, you get to eat half the guys that show up. I love these spiders alot, so glad I get to live in a country covered in them. I wanna hold one someday. I tried to pick one up one time but it felt very rude so I let her be. "You're scared of touching spiders because you have arachnaphobia, I'm scared of touching them because I have social anxiety. We are not the same." Like most spiders they can't really hurt you. They're so chill, they hate biting in self defence and if they do they have tiny fangs and very very mild venom. In my experience animals like birds, cats and humans are way more likely to bite you if you poke them. They will probably hurt more too. All photos taken by me :3

[ros-boy]

MY LIST OF KANDI IDEAS

(disease or illness u have)

DISABLED

ADHD

AUTISM

prince

Iron deficiency

Bite me /I bite

Prone to complaining

Crybaby

Ruff/bark/arf

Gaslight gatekeep girlboss

Mansplain manipulate malewife

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHA

slut

Squishmallow army

He/they

Neos/xenos

Jorkin it

Suck it

Manwhore

My tummy hurts :(

Mushroomz!!

Job (ref)

The devils homosexual boy toy

Femboy

Osmanthus wine

I eat snow/spiders

Boypussy

Girl dick

I hope ur abuser dies

Genshin impact

Srry I'm cringe

Rat

Minecraft

Animal crossing

Yes, no, maybe, ect (communication cards)

(Dont) Leave me alone

Rabbit hole

Plus boy

Murder everyone you know

Dog person

Ftm

Mlm

Achillean

Gay

OwO UwU TwT xp

Fighting my demons. Flirting with my demons. Fucking my demons. (3 part series)

Kms

Kys

Monster energy

Not ok

I'm okay I swear

I luv breakcore

I have rabies

Bbg

Oh my god shut the fuck up

Help me

Fucking asshole

Fuck shit pussy ass motherfucking damn butch cunt dick dipshit fairy

____core

Paws

Toe beans

Users online + friends Users online

Oc names

Character names

Cannibalism

Animal cannibal

Pet names

Petnames

Murder

Corvid

Fmttsufmtitu (fuck me till the suns up, fuck me till I throw up)

Run with scissors

Drink bleach

Vocaloid

Fnaf

ITS BEEN SO LONG

lolbit

Class of 09

Cinnamoroll

My melody

Kuromi

Kurumi pochino

Strawberry (character)

Genshin characters

Sonic characters

Angel

Rose Boy

T4T ‼️‼️‼️

Lilly of the valley

Anger issuez

The spirit is willing but the flesh is weak

Guilt ridden

Tranny swag

Trans boy rizz

Chronic illness

Eyeballs

Disturbance of the peace

Testosterone ‼️

Estrogen

Horny jail

Pronouns

Blue hair and pronouns

Sexualities

Genders

Freak

Fag

British cigarette

Ykwtfm aikwtl

Ask me what I'm listening to

Lch

Headpats

Lick it

Blow me

Drink it, smoke it, snort it, shoot it

Cut cut cut

People never change

Skin will rot in any weather

Push ur temper

Play pretend

Suicide

Self harm

Keminomimi

Mental breakdown

Panic attack

Ew

Ayesha erotica

unmedicated

LMK IF YOU HAVE MORE!!!!

[makerofmadness]

funny story: my Gingerbrave plushie got stained today 'Cus someone spilled their drink on him and he's not entirely clean but an irl friend helped me clean him. But even after leaving him above an air conditioner for hours he wasn't clean so I had to use my hair dryer on him but I only have this weird brush hair dryer with me (school trip thing I'm on for a week, my mom said just to bring the one and that the hotels would provide a normal dryer... this specific hotel does not) so it's not ideal but.

the thing is that to check if he was still holding onto water on the inside she had to just slam him into her bed repeatedly. Beating up this poor soggy child. Eventually we got to the point where he was only a bit damp. So yeah I kept being sad seeing my precious son getting beaten in this way but such is life.

said friend is not a cookie run person and recently I've taken to showing her the characters and asking for her evaluations based on appearance and small bits of information and so far the takes that have stuck out the most in my mind (note: paraphrased/not quoted exactly 'cus I'm going off memory from yesterday and early this morning):

*Pure Vanilla Cookie: "Cottagecore gay that wanted to be a cottagecore lesbian but was too gay for that"

*Latte and Almond as a lavender couple

*Butterbear and Eggnog as two older gays that take a small gay child/Habanero under their wing at a pride parade

*Dark Choco: "the token straight who is insecure about it"

*Scorpion is Gaslight, Lilac is Gatekeep, Centipede is Girlboss

*Hydrangea and Lotus are crushing for each other

*Espresso is "a twink who wishes he were a twunk"

*Millennial Tree would not care for "gender" and "sexuality"

*Churro would be down to bang the literal actual west virginia mothman (and for those who have known me for a while and know my jokes; no I do not mean the miraculous character this time I just actually mean the moth man)

*Adventurer would be bI and in love with Rye (to make it clear in case I didn't make it obvious before; she is entirely going off of the vibes she gets looking at the characters and what little information I am giving her. But she did not change her stance when I said that Adventurer and Rye to my knowledge don't know each other)

*Poison Mushroom does or would want to do LSD (she was very adamant on this)

*Madeleine is a "femboy himbo"

Uh stay tuned for more god-tier takes

[lostcereal]

Gaslight. Gatekeep. Femboy.

[kamenskanvas]

One of my other OC's Kaia! She's a snow leopard gal! I started making her when I was designing a femboy bunny raver character and then I girlbossed gatekeeped gaslighted into making a trans girl :D She's still a raver though!

[eldritch-spouse]

What type of Yandere is Grimbly? What does he do, what's likely to spark his obsession etc etc

(Minors dni)

TW: Yandere (duh); Brief mentions of physical abuse.

Grimbly is, by far, the neediest yandere you'll ever have to deal with. Breg is already prone to sticking to you like a tic, but Grimbly outdoes him by a landslide. This monster is starved of attention and validation, he's a black hole of recognition, if your attention is not on Grimbly 24/7- Then clearly something is very wrong here.

This one is an entitled brat. He feels that, after a certain amount of time being around you, he's owed your love. Not just that, but also your constant care and fawning. Grimbly's like a particularly needy house cat that will shove itself in your face anytime you try to be productive. You better have a good excuse to not be by his side, do you really need to finish those papers? He sits there, looking pretty, expecting his obsession to fret over his every cell.

An extremely manipulative monster, this one. He cannot handle anyone taking attention away from him. Grimbly is capable of murder, in spite of his fairly innocuous exterior, but to reach that point, his object of obsession must be impervious to his every mind game so far. And really, he'd rather not have to do gross stuff like touch a corpse. Ew. No, the bat-like monster is much more likely to turn on the waterworks and consistently victimize himself. Come on now, he doesn't even have a real family! He just has you, Y/N, he's alone working as a waiter in a shitty shady establishment- All he wants is someone who can be there for him and tell him he's doing okay. You always do this, you always try to leave when he needs you the most! Gaslight gatekeep, the works my friend. He's not the most subtle about it, it doesn't take a genius to put two and two together and realize you're being played like a fiddle. But Grimbly has his sharp moments, and those overly adorable mannerisms of his do come in handy.

Also quite prone to massive tantrums. He's not stupid enough to try to hit you, considering you're probably much bigger than him and he's hesitant to use any sort of inhuman ability due to how unstable his power is- But you should count on loud screaming and shameless property damage. Say goodbye to every remotely expensive thing you've ever owned if you upset Grimbly to the point of genuine tears. Grimbly is not afraid to make a scene in public and paint you in a very negative light if it means getting what he wants. In fact, if he has to, this little monster will destroy your entire public image for his benefit. He is also prone to coercing violence out of you so that you end up hitting him (or someone else) and he can later on use that against you.

It genuinely does not take much to spark an obsession in Grimbly, he's already desperate for any source of validation, he's going to latch onto the first person who genuinely seems to enjoy his company. He's always been unhealthy with other people due to severe abandonment issues, just take his own (platonic) relationship with Santi for example! It's an almost parasitic caregiver/charge ordeal, and this is because Grimbly is constantly subconsciously seeking to emulate the parent/son dynamic he never had.

What seals Grimbly into a grotesque, feverish obsession with a person is if he picks up on heavy maternal tendencies. Anyone who is genuinely kind-hearted enough to go out of their way and care for others, cherish them, support them. Grimbly hones in on those qualities life a wolf in sheep's clothing, ready to be your pampered, cute little monster boyfriend. Seriously, it's like spidey senses, he can smell a genuine caregiver in a crowd.

To facilitate your situation here, I recommend you really take the caretaker role to heart around him, it's easy to placate Grimbly's bitter moods by spoon-feeding him his own treatment. Well of course he can't follow you to work, he needs his rest, you're not doing this to upset him, you're doing it because you care about his health! You get the gist, right? He won't wise up because the attention melts his brain. Really, aside from his incessant need for attention, Grimbly's not too hard to manage- He may even easily lean into submissive mindsets if you adopt a caring yet dominant demeanor around him.

Ultimately, Grimbly is your purse dog and he feels that you should coo over him every moment of your day.

[jebtruther]

.... I should probs draw em more often...

Mfs in order bc they don’t have refs plus I forgot to write their names lol:

Pilot (Bri’ish), Programmer (Puerto Rican), Hunter (Dutch), and the dog who’s named Duke lol

More of em cuz they’re fun 2 draw

[sheepnosed]

“Femcel daddy issues gatekeeping twink crystals mental illness bussy shein lana del rey for the girls and the gays boots the house down red flag therapy traumadumping gaslighting the smiths manic pixie dream girl femboy neurodivergent queer minor priv rt oat milk mommy issues oomf communist manifesto microtrend scorpio grindr childhood empath trauma ____core “

[iridescentanamika]

You’ve heard of the holy trinity gaslight gatekeep girlboss , so now let’s introduce

Faggot Femboy Failure

[cyanwormonastring]

cym as bands

update: i don't really think i understood the prompt but at least i've got the spirit

@doctorwho3000 you're a classic rock band except every band member is a femboy. even the drummer. especially the drummer (i hate the fact i can't see the expression on your face rn)

@sixteenandweed not even a band. just one guy. a one man indie band where you play all the instruments and then you realize you got popular enough to start to tour except you don't have money to hire other people

@adams-left-hand a girl pop group, like maybe the spice girls, except none of them are from the u.k. and all of them were given acoustic guitars

@fernthewitch a mysterious indie band where none of the members are known except for the singer/frontman, and it says that way, until one day the whole band disappears off the face of the earth

@daddy-wentz think: nirvana 2.0, like if a bunch of 18-22 year olds met in their parent's garage and tried recreating the sound, except it's not a cover band you guys actually have original music

@just-another-bored-killjoy no idea what genre you're playing at any given time, four people, and they're all gaslight, gatekeeper, girl boss except for one who is super sweet

@glxtch-bxtch a bunch of teenage girls who got into riot grrl fashion and took it a step further because they all conveniently can sing/scream/play instruments

@paper-girls a bunch of 17th century peasants get together and play in the middle of their small town and earn enough money to travel to the big city

@papercow an emo revival band who *thinks* they have everything except for the fact they don't really sound *that* great but it's fine because they're all really funny in interviews and kind to fans

@t0xic-ha0 do hyperpop bands exist? because if that's a thing, somehow, you are that, and if not, you're the dude who literally buys all of these band's albums because you love them all

@marcymay you wouldn't be a *band* per se, you'd be the manager. of every single band on the list. it's stressful, but somehow you manage to get the job done (except for the 17th century peasants, unless you can also time travel, which is cool)

[autogynocrat]

a compression list of offensive crimes, heretical behavior, and sins. callout post for @kajun nurie

im not normally the type of person who writes this shit but i know if i dont others will suffer

rinne kajun is a piss lover, and worse, a kpop stan. their depravity truly knows no bounds

kajun manipulated, coerced even, me, an innocent femboy into writing this post for their amusement. i am literally shaking right now. i would never normally write a callout post but by being politely asked to i was gaslighted into doing so. this is really invalidating to me as im supposed to gaslight gatekeep and girlboss(♂️)

[boycritter]

Some of my favorite kandi singles :D

These say catboy, crowfather, and homo-cide

These say chirp, warden, and starboy. The warden one is my favorite of all of them :D

This is the gaslight gatekeep girlboss set

And these say ranboo my beloved, princess castle, and femboy Friday. The ranboo one has little stars :D