#garten of banban iii

[lime-parfait]

everyone tends to ask why garten of banban has survived this long and it isnt because of popular streamers, the memes, etc.

it's because of the fujoshi law where a franchise can only survive if there's yaoi to substain the fujoshis

theres literally like yaoi in garten of banban and no has pointed it out yet

[banban x stinger flynn] toxic yaoi

[sheriff toadster x bittergiggle] doomed yaoi

[syringeon x sir dadadoo] lovers-to-enemies yaoi

[niokitties]

queen indeed

[lact101]

Sorry the fucking SPRING is the villain!??!!??!

[jimquisition]

Garten of Banban allowed me to understand how parents in the 1980s must have felt as their children watched poorly animated post-Reagan cartoons and demanded the associated action figures. Masters of the Universe, however, looks like the Sistine fucking Chapel in comparison to this absolute shit.

[atlaslovesedm]

welp…

[SPOILERS FOR III 14 UNDER CUT]

you know that video GD colon put out about how bad generation retro is? what you’re about to read is about on the same league as that.

of all the object show episodes i’ve watched, III 14 was the first that i walked away from thinking “wow! that was shit!” it had so many of the same pitfalls as the previous III episodes did, but somehow even worse (incredible feat, i must say). but i’ll only cover my three biggest problems. starting with…

springy. not unlike how toppinbot describes noisette, springy is beyond annoying. their voice makes my toes curl, and i die a little on the inside whenever they’re on screen. they also apparently had a “haha im evil” twist, which i saw coming a mile away, even without my glasses on. also, they look like a garten of banban/poppy playtime character, just thought i’d point that out.

melodrama. the latter half of the episode was just melodrama. and i mean JUST melodrama. nothing else besides characters just going boohoo woe is me ówò ;-; and half of it is relating to conflicts and arcs in II2 that have already concluded. it honestly just feels like the guys at animationepic only shoehorned so many II2 references into III so they can go “see? we haven’t forgotten about II2!!” as if they haven’t been DISREGARDING established lore from that season, implying it isn’t canon anymore, coupled with the fact that III only is the way it is because AE decided that II2 was “getting too dawk and scawy ;-; uwu…..” like oh yeah THAT business decision wasn’t at all made for marketing reasons. /s

and of course, i’m saving the best/worst for last.

cabby and bot. both of these characters are known for being handled TERRIBLY. for cabby, she’s mentally disabled (my first guess was some form of memory loss, but i honestly don’t feel like double-checking) but is constantly mistreated by writers and characters for her aid, being the files. and for bot, they had a trans-allegory arc stemming from not wanting to just be bow, but the whole reason they exist at all is because AE wanted bow in III, and their personality is basically just bow’s with some sliders moved ever so slightly. (the cabby problem is more relevant here, but you get the idea) and in III 14, the two were paired up for the challenge. just the two of them, they could make it if they tried, BUT THE WRITERS DIDN’T!! instead they figured out some voodoo magic buffoonery that helped them pull off the unthinkable! because during a scene where cabby requests that bot tells her a little about themself to write down in their file, BOT STARTS MAKING UP RIDICULOUS LIES. JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, ANIMATIONEPIC, CUT IT OUT WITH THE ABLEISM, WILL YA?! and during disability pride month of all times, too. what were you THINKING?!

so yeah. a fan-favorite character just tried to sabotage a mentally disabled woman’s aid for shits and giggles.

TL;DR, III 14 sucked ass. the entire 27-or-so-minute runtime was used for nothing but melodrama, cabby mistreatment, character assassination, and mascot horror cliches. (boooo springy booooooo booooo get off the stage boooo fuzz the cat did it better)

that’s just my opinion, though. feel free to share how you felt. i’m gonna go watch TPOT 6.

[corsairoriginal]

Understand right off, everything Steph says here is 100% correct. 100%.

However.

I rarely see anyone talking about it, but to not pick up that Garten of Banban is aggressively autistic is to miss a vital part of the experience.

I am hypnotized by Let’s Plays of people outsise of a specific flavor of ASD trying to comprehend Garten of Banban in the same way @patricia-taxxon is compelled by "the Rodfellows Movie" in her video "On the Ethics of Boinking Animal People."

The mere fact that mascot horror seems to turn on something in so many autistic brains is a pretty good indicator. But the MS Paint art? The monotone deliveries of the voice cast? Really embarrassing comedy and dependence on puns? Cameos by characters from other games? The fog of "amateur hour" that permeates every decision?

The part that cinches my armchair diagnosis is the complete lack of awareness of how interactions, bonds, or friendships work. Like, on a basic level. Every single chapter is "a monster chases you, and in a later chapter (sometimes the very next one) the monster apologies and now is friends with the player character."

That's so ridiculous. It happens over and over and over and the player has zero agency in the matter. Because we're just supposed to accept having any of these completely unlikable characters as friends is desirable. They said they're sorry! Come on, guys! Don't you wanna be friends with horribly-sculpted monster people?!?!?! Those are way better than humans!

It's madness. Beautiful, stupid madness.

I regret that the Euphoric Brothers were so richly rewarded for their first effort, because the importance of improving is now not there. They are not game designers, they are not storytellers, and I'm not sure they understand they can't ride their current skill forever.

The only people not laughing at them are other autistic people, children, or autistic children.

I dunno, I think about how bad my first attempts at anything creative were and how much worse off I'd actually be if just.......if I was monetarily rewarded for it.

Not that being rewarded would have been bad. Just artistically bad. Hope for my future bad.

[sals-corner]

Okay so, I know people like to make fun of the chase theme used in the first two chapters/installments, but the music in Garten of Banban III and IV is actually pretty good.

Like, the Kingdom's Theme and the dream sequence theme in IV for example, but the final chase theme from III is also pretty good.

I unironically enjoyed BanBan 4 even though its not exactly horror anymore and more just a wacky story.

[ziamond]

So far, Garten of Banban IV is not the worst thing I’ve seen. My hopes are not too high up after playing GOB III, but it looks decent. I think they’ve improved on textures and overall looks in the game. Let’s just hope the optimization is also improved (I doubt it tbh).

[opila-birds]

What is tarta bird to you.

Tarta Bird looks identical to Opila Bird, excluding the fact he's male and sports a different color scheme. His body is eggshell blue and his wings, legs, and beak are Bombay pink.

Tarta Bird debuted in Garten of Banban III. In the official trailer for Garten of Banban III, the Player is seen on his back being driven away to safety while fleeing from Banban in the race. His AI is simple. When the player enters to take the Opila Chick from a certain direction, Tarta Bird attacks. After collecting the chick, he suddenly climbs out of the raising in the roof and chases the player. The player must jump on the bird in order to tame it before going out the door towards Stinger Flynn, who has a small chat with the player. After Banbanappears, the birds start fleeing from Banban and this starts a chase sequence, where the Player has small control of the bird. The chase sequence then ends, and the bird brings the player up to a ledge to protect them from the feud that suddenly occurs. During this, Tarta Bird loses his balance and falls off the ledge onto the floor below, presumably injured.

Garten of Banban IV

After returning with the second elevator piece Tarta bird and Opila Bird can be found locked up in Sheriff Toadsters cells.

[sapobrothers]

Garten of Banban III

[peemanne]

alright picture this right. it's the game awards at the end of 2023. geoff keighley is giving some speech, yknow it's just the usual stuff how cool. suddenly some unfunny rando runs up to the stage with like no resistance from security or whatever. he grabs the mic and all the audience can hear is "BILL CLIN-" before geoff keighley lets out a blood curdling scream. suddenly he rips off his suit with a single quick swipe from his hand and he turns to the audience so that they may witness his very intricate back tattoo of this image of hideo kojima smoking a blunt.

"I WILL NOT LET YOU DISRUPT MY EVENT. LEAVE THIS STAGE NOW, LEST YOU FACE MY WRATH." keighley's voice booms, the audience dead quiet and the now very confused party pooper can only stutter incoherently. geoff keighley starts to slide towards his victim with his knee up high at blisteringly fast speeds. all the lights of the venue go out. the audience can only hear agonized screams of pain and the sounds of bones being broken. lights are back on after a good 7 seconds, stage crew very visibly escorting the bloodied mess of what once was some rando trying to be funny. the audience collectively glances back to geoff keighley, already back to wearing his suit, hands still bloodied.

"anyways," geoff keighley finally says, "i would like to announce that game of the year goes to garten of banban III"

[niokitties]

[exist101]

I watched a review of Garten of Banban III earlier and my god it is SO unhinged

SO FUCKING WILD

Garten of Banban my beloathed

[peppermintkitty10]

Saturn Kitty As Dervish Slime From slime rancher 1/2 Peppermint Kitty as Knurv from My Singing Monsters Gift Kitty as Baby CakeLegs From Bugsnax and Jellyfish Kitty as Stinger Fling From Garten of Banban III

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🍳 Hero (Omori) - 🔪🖤

💾 AM (I Have No Mouth And I Must Scream) - 🔪

📓 Light Yagami (Death Note) - 🔪

🍬 L Lawliet (Death Note) - ❤️

🍃 Tir-Cendelius (Divinity: Original Sin 2) - ❤️

🦾 Johnny Silverhand (Cyberpunk 2077) - 🔪

👃 Charlie Dompler (Smiling Friends) - 🔪🖤

🎉 Banban (Garten of Banban) - 🔪🖤

🌈 Mac Macdonald (IASIP) - 🔪🖤

❤️‍🔥 Dennis Reynolds (IASIP) - ❤️

❔ Charlie Kelly (IASIP) - 🔪

👻 Cecil Miles (Pf2e campaign) - 🔪

🇫🇷 Enjolras (Les Mis) - 🔪 🖤

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🍄 Paisley (She/They) - Astarion

🕷️ Ivy (They/She) - Wyll

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💫 [Name TBD] (He/Him) - The Eleventh Doctor

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🦝 [Name TBD] (He/Him) - Mac, Dennis, and Charlie

🌟 Keisuke Hirano (He/They/It) - Kazuichi, Nagito, and Gundham

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