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if you read books titled "A Blank of Blank and Blank" i dont want to hear your opinion ‼️

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i’m gay but i’m always gonna choose the well developed straight ship over the 2 bland and incompatible white dudes that have 500,000 fanfics written about them. you guys just hate women.

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can I ask a question?

Yes. But first you must survive The Gauntlet:

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Good luck!

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i hate australian people they need a dumb fucking nickname for every single word. can’t even get in a car accident without some australian asshole coming up to you and saying “oh gotcha self in a carblammy there aintcha mate” kill yourself and go to hell

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i just fell asleep on the couch and dreamed that i got dunked on by Mean Tweets so hard that the ice cream shop down the street named an ice cream after me called “Yelled At”

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Report - Dirge of Cerberus Final Fantasy VII

Reeve, Cait Sith, Vincent

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it’s eunuch Tucker’s adoptiversary and defacto birthday today <3

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too good not to gif

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Obsessed with this cutie patootie 🥰

ref (thanks @adorkastock!)

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got turned down for the job at the onion. turns out they write satire or something and don't need a guy to peel all the onions. crying my eyes out.

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is that a bug

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- the worst people you know are in love - and your friend - Reeve! tutururutututu Reeve! - my followers watching me post only Hojodegger

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