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@keroa, @garrus-vakkarian my dash did the thing
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" brutal, but it makes a certain kind of sense. " | for tempest!
"I'm surprised someone in your situation has the wherewithal to call anything in the rest of the world 'brutal'," Tempest comments honestly. "I just recently witnessed what passes for a humane execution in Miri and I'm not entirely sure Her Majesty knows what the word humane means."
He supposes only after speaking that it must be different for everything other than executions. It's unlike the Fey to have their promises sealed in blood, or so Tempest has heard.
"But I'm really only speaking secondhandedly---I've actually spent a comparatively small portion of my life in Hanazira, and I have especially little experiences with the traditions of followers of gods I don't personally worship. In terms of the Ever-Flowing Blood, you'd honestly have to ask Vel. He's the short, scary-looking one with the huge sword."
He instinctively glances around, trying to catch sight of Vel, before remembering suddenly that he isn't currently here. It troubles him that he's gotten so used to Vel's constant presence, but only a little.
"Now, if you wanted to know some information about the Watcher from the Waves, I think we've all become intimately familiar with it as of late..."
said by garrus vakkarian. / accepting.
#^ literally not a warlock of the watcher anymore but you would never know this from the way he speaks about it sometimes#muse: tempest#starwonderz
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i was never able to look at that YMS guy ever the same when i found his nsfw twitter and saw he commissioned sfm porn of garrus vakkarian sucking anthro horse penis
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And Then You Wake...
Ever since watching Inception, the idea of living life in one's dreams has always held an allure for me. Especially given how vivid and complex and awe-inspiring some of my dreams have been. After all, I'm not one who usually has dreams that feel like the every day, where I'm plugging away at work or going to school only to find I've forgotten to wear pants. Rather, my dreams have always felt like elaborate films or action set pieces (the ones I remember, at least). Sometimes there will be zombies chasing after me and a group of survivors who look like my friends. Other times, a dragon might erupt from the floor of my preschool.
I ask you, dear readers, who wouldn't want to explore that kind of fantastical world over the mundane boring real world?
In The Legend of Zelda: Link's Awakening, after being struck by lightning in the middle of a storm, Link washes up on the shores of Koholint Island. What he doesn't initially know, although he will later find out, is that Koholint exists only as the dream of the mythical Wind Fish. It's an illusory land filled with people and monsters and nightmares, along with references to the Mario games.
While some might argue Link's actions heinous as he strives to leave the island by waking the Wind Fish because to do so would destroy a living breathing world, I believe Link's actions are no worse than what we do in our fictional video games. For, no matter how real something can feel or seem, in the end, Marin and the villagers we meet are only figments of another's imagination. They aren't real. At least, not in the way most would understand.
I'm sure you've heard the argument before. Especially when one grows attached to a set of programmed pixels. In my head I know Garrus Vakkarian wouldn't look twice at me and that he's a fictional alien, but it doesn't stop me from fantasising over the best way to get him to fall for my Commander Shepard.
The same could be extended to characters in television shows and movies. The time we spent with them can feel as real as spending time with actual friends, but in the end, they're not actually a living breathing flesh human you could possibly bump into on the street. Yes, you might bump into the actor who plays them but an actor could be miles different from the character you've come to know and love.
On that note, just because something isn't real doesn't mean our connection with them isn't. As the Wind Fish says, though no-one else will ever encounter Koholint Island after it's gone, it lives on in Link's memory and the gamers who played the game.
It's a bit like grief and losing someone close to you. In fact, it's the perfect allegory/ metaphor.
They might be gone in the physical sense but they will always be with you in spirit. As long as you cling to those precious memories of who they once were and dream of the possibility of who they could be.
Now if you feel like someone has been cutting onions close to you, wipe away those tears for I need to get started proper on my impression on Link's Awakening.
Eschewing the very popular Tears of the Kingdom, I chose to use the back portion of 2023 to catch up on a few of the games I missed earlier in the Switch's life cycle in order to free up some storage on my limited storage space. 128GB is simply not enough. Heck, even the 700GB my PlayStation 5 internal storage isn't enough for all the games I want to play when every new game trends towards 100 GB upon disc install.
But I also wanted to play Link's Awakening because it was a Zelda game I have yet to play. And because it was also nice and short and I could use it as a palate cleanser from the very lengthy Fire Emblem: Engage. Plus, you know, the claymation style also tickled my fancy.
From the moment Link awoke, I was on my way gathering up all the necessary things I'd need to wake the Wind Fish and to explore Koholint Island. Along the way, I encountered nightmares trying to prevent the Wind Fish from waking, along with the occasional meta fourth wall breaks from the denizens of the world.
Over the course of the time I spent with the game, I managed to collect all of the heart containers, upgrades for my weapons and fish up Cheep Cheeps and Ol' Baron.
Unlike the sprawling open worlds that have come to dominate the wider video game landscape, Link's Awakening was downright compact, even as I occasionally backtracked because I missed a Secret Shell or unlocked a new way to reach a heart container. The world felt alive in a way so many open-world games lack because of the forethought when it came to item placement and the construction of the world.
From a gameplay perspective, Link's Awakening follows a tried and true formula of unlocking specific items that help you in the following boss battle, which in turn allows Link to explore the rest of the island as new routes open up.
Given how short the game is, it helps gate certain content while also leaving players salivating for what might come next. I know I was always keen to see where Link would be directed to go next and how the new tools in his arsenal would help him solve the problems placed before him.
Special mention, though, needs to be placed on the Roc Feather, which allowed Link to jump. Oh, and the grapple hook. Those were some of the most useful tools in Link's arsenal and in most situations, they were the two items I kept equipped unless I faced an enemy that needed a different approach.
While some puzzles and dungeons could be a little obtuse, especially the latter ones, I didn't find myself too aggrieved. After all, in the day of the internet, it's easier to find the path I need to go to unlock the next path forward before putting my phone down to enjoy the game as is.
Still, a hint system wouldn't hurt on the odd occasion when the going gets tough. Especially when it came to figuring out how the horse chess pieces worked.
As for story, well, there's not much to say. There's no real threat beyond the nightmares preventing the Wind Fish, and by extension Link, from awakening. Indeed, their actions are only confined to the dungeons they're located in and are only exacerbated by Link's attempt to get off the island to, no doubt, rescue Princess Zelda in some part of Hyrule.
There's no underlying subplot waiting to be uncovered.
Link's objective is clear. Wake the Wind Fish. Get off Koholint Island.
And once he's completed it, the game ends.
There is much that could be said of the minimal plot but it serves its purpose to keep the players plodding along. While the reveal that Koholint Island is only a dream might offer up a dilemma to players', Link, for his part, keeps on pressing on.
But as with all stories, be they video games, books and dreams, there always comes an end. If anything, Link's Awakening only serves to make it clear that although something may end, they can remain with us for as long as wish. Certainly, the creation of fanfiction is one such way. And even now when I look back on a wonderful, they all serve as a means to keeping Koholint Island alive although my time with it has gone, vanishing into the swirling mists of the subconsciousness as I rise to the surface and wake.
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describe the prettiest sky you ever saw 🥺
oh thats extremely easy. @garrus-vakkarian's eyes :)
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garrus-vakkarian replied to your post: hey anyone else notice that tumblr doesnt show...
haven’t you heard that it’s illegal to be horny now
Apple is going to pay Tumblr to come to my house and shoot my dick off
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multiplayer.......................................seamlesssssssssssssssssssssssssss..........
@fatherbaldur @garrus-vakkarian
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garrus-vakkarian replied to your post: good guy baras really was trying to do everyone a...
wow tfw darth barbara is actually the hero
all this time he was the chosen one.
#garrus-vakkarian#'darth barbara' I started laughing at this 4 mins ago and i have not stopped#replies
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Fools. Your sign is "Bitchin." Moon in "Has Good Taste." Thats IT.
finally, an accurate reading of my personality. this is what the stars aligned for
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you know what? im coming back to tumblr.
welcome back KING
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garrus-vakkarian replied to your post: Adam du Mortain’s route in The Wayhaven Chronicles...
Oof he’s so good you’re making me wanna reread them lol
I just finished book 2 and it’s the ultimate slow burn of the slow burns. DAMN
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[ src. ] if you're suggesting i'm scared… game on.
( souji having fun tea party timez with kanami c: )
"Yessss!! Souuuu-ji! Let's go in!"
Ignoring outside complaints over her mic quality, Kanami yells more loudly than strictly necessary at her party-mate. Thankfully it's the middle of the day, so none of her neighbors can complain, but there's no doubt that they'd at least heard the call to action.
Hey, I heard that even the most skilled players who've tried it haven't been able to beat this dungeon with no healer, so wouldn't it be crazy if we were the first ones?
It was a sentiment like that which put Kanami and Soujiro in this situation in the first place. Things like this aren't strictly uncommon in the Tea Party, but this is probably---at least, in Kanami's memory---the first time she's ever messed around like this with Soujiro. Usually it's Shiroe who ends up with the fullest force of her whims, and while he's not exactly absent from this one, she's looking forward to doing the impossible with the Tea Party's new, capable Samurai.
"We'll win first try because we're just that good, o-kay? And our bus guide is getting online soon!"
said by garrus vakkarian. / accepting.
#muse: minagawa kanami#ervaurem#sorry this took a while as you may have seen i pretty much spent all weekend gaming LMAO
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me when i first meet garrus vakarian on the citadel
#my shit#i only make bad garrus posts now#the formula for those who want it: something garrus vakarian something pussy#boom now u got ur own @garrus-vakkarian post
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Oh! Bento, My Bento!
After a slew of interactions with less than stellar individuals on Hinge, I started to despair whether or not dating was for me and if I ought to put an end to this strange experiment of mine to find a significant other. In fact, after having someone just talk at me about how great Japanese light novels were in comparison to 'western literature,' I changed my dating preferences to women only.
Why, you may ask?
Well, I was exhausted by men. And two, because for a while I've been questioning whether or not if I wanted a man in my life.
Confession time.
During high school and even at university, I never had crushes on anyone. In Year 8, I was told that another classmate might have had a crush on me, but while I tried to suss out their interest because I was flattered by the fact (although I thought I was toad in terms of the looks department - and I honestly still think I am), I never did get a proper read of his interests and began to doubt the claims made by my friends.
In fact, for a lot of my life, I've been told by others whether or not I've 'crushed' on others. But when I try to explore my own feelings on the matter, I've not thought of them as romantic. In fact, romance is a thing I've struggled to understand.
How DO you know if you like someone in that way? I've certainly never wanted to jump anyone's bones and the mere thought of engaging in those acts turns me off.
It's why I've often wondered if I was asexual. After watching a video where a YouTuber explained their own personal experience, I'm starting to think I truly do sit on that asexual spectrum.
But men, women or anything in between, that hasn't precluded me from romancing fictional characters. And in fact, I've enjoyed my time with many a great digital construct be that Garrus Vakkarian or Riku or Morrigan. Then, of course, there's the fact that I ship any and all types of relationships although some of my favourites in recent history has been Imogen Temult x Laudna, Catra x Adora, Kaz xInej, Arenza x Grey and Tifa Lockhart x Cloud Strife (although, I wouldn't mind Tifa and Aerith somehow becoming a pair in Remake). Of course, I also read some very questionable ships like Jacob Seed x Female Deputy...so take what I enjoy reading with a grain of salt - particularly if it has anything to do with AO3. There's a lot of messed up stuff on there.
So, don't read it!
You've been warned, dear readers.
Still, it was the trip that I went on in March this year that solidified that perhaps my interests were a little bit fruity. Despite the fact that the woman was married, there was something magnetic about her personality and I wanted to be around her. Sure, I wasn't going to immediately jump her bones but I did want to know as much as I could about her.
And when I think about a few of the interactions in the past, it's been the same. I might not have admitted it to myself but during a trip to China camp back in 2008, there was another girl that I really wanted to get to know better. It was somewhat disappointing to know that she was also popular with the boys too, but a part of me wished that we would be best friends.
Did it mean I wanted to be romantically entangled with her?
Who knows. I was unsure of my actual feelings at the time though I knew there was a strange sort of obsession on my part to be a really good friend to them.
But the wider implications passed me by.
I didn't know if that made me gay or not. In fact, I never truly pondered that question properly until now. Especially when in high school, a friend pretended (or at least I thought they were pretending) to be overly amorous with me and I never felt inclined to return it.
Heterosexuality had always defined my understanding of romance and I never much challenged it until more recently.
In any case, back to my dating!
Before I was unceremoniously kidnapped by a group of my friends for an impromptu road trip down to Canberra for Oz Comic-Con (and thereby proving White Coat correct that maybe I do go to a lot of conventions), I met up with another hopeful at a small cafe in Chippendale called Something for Jess before we toured the Oh!Bento exhibit at the Japanese Foundation.
This man, from a purely objective standpoint, was probably one of the better candidates that I'd met. Dikotter (my code name for him) had a good job as a software engineer, was always intent on self-improvement and had his own interests that didn't become his entire personality. There was a maturity to Dikotter that I appreciated and found common ground with - especially when it came to our discussions after we toured the Oh! Bento exhibit and Fortress and were sitting at a dessert bar for nigh on two hours.
Dikotter was a man that didn't just talk at me about his latest hyperfixation or how strange it was that he had such 'normie' work colleagues that didn't understand video games. Rather, he was much more introspective and was able to provide more thought-provoking questions than I'd expected.
In fact, I probably came off as the less intelligent of the pair of us as he asked what I might do if I had access to a billion dollars.
He also respected that I didn't feel comfortable talking about my job and we somehow ended up on a semi-serious conversation about dictators and the echoes of current China with Mao Zedong's Cultural Revolution.
Hence the codename.
We had both read Frank Dikotter's work on modern Chinese history. And that's not something I ever thought I would share with anyone I've met on any of my dates. Most of the time, I've had the same discourse on favourite video games as men try to think of something interesting to talk about without realising how quickly they limit themselves by making these things the dominant subject.
So, yes, meeting a fellow intellectual and one that knew how to dress well (or at least not in an unironed shirt and cargo pants) and was good at making conversation/ a lively debate on the pitfalls of socialism/ communism was something I most definitely appreciated even though I wasn't sure if we had any romantic chemistry.
Does this mean there might be hope for Dikotter? Maybe.
As yet, I'm still unsure where I swing when it comes to pursuing a relationship. Do I actually fancy the fairer sex? I, honestly, don't know. But I'm also hesitant to commit to Dikotter in saying that we'd be endgame.
A part of that may come from my ambivalence in terms of romantic relationships but I think that if we do become friends, it will definitely be a much more interesting partnership than I've known with most except on the odd occasion when I chat with individuals much older than I am and who have a wealth of life experience to draw on for their thoughts and opinions.
#personal blog#dating#hinge#being asexual and trying to find a companion#frank dikotter#modern history
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Hi my name is Sara and if i dont get coochie in 5 seconds im gonna have a stage 5 nuclear meltdown. im currently loving my dog and also maddy
THIS GAVE ME CHILLS i have LITERALLY said this at least 20 times just this past 2hours
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