#garcello incorrect quotes

[yubel198]

SMG4 Revival AU Shenanigans

((just some stupidity with the Revival AU))

Luigi: I’m Gay!

Belle: I’m a lesbian

SMG3: I am actually pansexual

Bob: I am transgender.

Mario: I’m just a dumbass with an IQ of zero!

***

Luigi: Mario, I’m gay!

Mario: I have no brother.

Luigi: *gasp* wait, this isn’t the house.

Mario: oh-

***

((quick context: Glitchy Red and Steven from Strangled Red have joined the crew))

Glitchy Red: Hey mario pass me my keys.

Mario: *throws a printer, hits Bob*

Bob: ow my ovaries!

Glitchy Red: I said my key.

Mario: I thought you said printer.

Glitchy Red: why the hell would I say printer?

***

Steven: It’s a lovely day to walk down the road, and if I ever stop singing I will explode-

Mario: hey Steven!

Steven: what have you done?! *explodes*

***

Garcello: *enthusiastically* Welcome back to Kek or Cringe!

Belle: *done with everyone* where we rate your memes based on if they’re key, or cringe.

*SMG4 and Axol clap happily*

***

Bob: *has a can of beans* Beans.

FM: YOU EAT ALL MY BEANS?!

Bob: oh shit!

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Axol: hey Gar?

Garcello: yeah?

Axol: you know how to summon Beetlejuice right?

Garcello: yeah say his name three times in a row.

Axol: ... would that work with Mario?

Garcello: ... let’s find out. Mario Mario Mario.

*Mario comes outta nowhere naked*

Mario: DID SOMEBODY SAY MARIO?!

***

*Kaizo and Saiko argue in Japanese*

*Mario and Luigi argue in Italian*

Garcello: *watching it all* .... should I tell them I understand them?

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Bob: Hey Garcello!

Garcello: what is it Bob?

Bob: what’s 9 +10?

Garcello: 21, like your IQ.

Bob: .... B R U H.

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SMG4: Rob there anything you want for your birthday?

Bob: I think he wants a bigger stick. *laughs*

Rob: without missing a beat* that’s not what your mother said.

*everyone laughs*

***

*Melony’s beating up a monster*

Axol: *drunk* I love that woman~

Niles: oh she totally pegs you doesn’t she?

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*One and Two having a phone conversation*

SMG1: Two you’re not gonna believe this, we just hit a deer with our airplane.

*pause*

SMG2: oh my god were you on the ground?!

SMG1: .*trying not to laugh* nope! Santa was making one last run!

*Mario’s wheezing*

***

*SMG4,Meggy, Luigi and Swag are chilling*

Mario: *rushes in, horrified* SOMEONE REMOVED THE FREAKING TOILET!

*panic*

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Steven: so... what made you go insane?

Niles: God Box. You?

Steven: MissingNo.

Niles: noted.

Mario: NOW KISS!

Yellow: *kicks the door down* QUIT MESSING WITH MY SHIPS MARIO!

*Mario screams in fear*

((that’s all I got))

[let-love-run-red]

Made Garcello how I headcanon him using Artbreeder

[sleepingb4gwithlegs]

Garcello: Schrödinger’s cat is overrated. If you wanna see something that’s both dead and alive you can talk to me any time of the day.

[rasazys-ramblings]

Pico: Stressed.

Nene: Depressed.

Senpai: Possessed.

Yuri: Obsessed.

Garcello: Impressed.

Boyfriend: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Boyfriend: I just wanted to join in.

[fnfquotesbutheytheyarentright]

Garcello: Oh, I'm not a ghost… I'm part of your subconscious.

he sits down next to Annie

Annie: I knew you weren't dead, Garcy!

she then gets up, tugging on Garcello's hands

Annie: Let's go score some two liters!

Garcello: No, you don't understand. I'm just a figment of your imagination.

Annie: Oh…

her eyes get all sparkly, as she gets excited

Annie: You're a genie!

Garcello, a bit mad now: I'm not. A genie.

Annie, blissfully unaware: …For my first wish, I want my dead friend back!

she closes her eyes, slowly opening them

Annie: …Garcello! You're back! Oh, I missed ya, buddy!

Garcello: This is so frustrating.

[maroonghost]

Therapist: And what do we say when something goes wrong?

CG5: Add to cart

Nene: Binge

Ayana: Cry

Garcello: Mood

Neon: F in the chat

Kapi: lol xd

Tabi: Text my ex

Red: Dye my hair

Annie: Shots!!

Brightside: Thank you

Agoti: Hoes mad

Sky: It’s my horoscope

Anders: Bottle it up

Tord: Leave the country

Matt: Fishfight God

(Thanks u/matcha_mocha for the inspiration)

[funkin-incorrect-quotes]

A new mod: so uh...who's in charge here?

Garcello: usually whoever yells the loudest

*Whitty, Tricky, Ruv and Sonic.exe yelling at each other in the background*

[watermeloon314]

Garcello: What’s up guys? I’m back. Annie: What the- you can’t be here. You’re dead. I MADE YOU A GRAVE- Garcello: Death is a social construct.

[drowzyscatterbrain]

i-i can’t find the post

help-

[screaming-into-da-void]

Ghost Garcello: just remember little man ..I will always be in here, *points to boyfriend's heart* and there- *points upwards*

Boyfriend: ..in heaven?

Ghost Garcello: what? No- Ghost McDonald's.*disappears*

[trans-kevin-juice]

Garcello: Who do we know that has handcuffs?

Agoti: Well Tabi and I-

Tabi: *elbows Agoti*

Agoti: ...wouldn't know.

[let-love-run-red]

Bro Garcello has freckles I don't make the rules

[sleepingb4gwithlegs]

Garcello: So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress

[rasazys-ramblings]

Pico: Stressed.

Nene: Depressed.

Senpai: Possessed.

Yuri: Obsessed.

Garcello: Impressed.

Boyfriend: Chicken breast.

Everyone: ...What?

Boyfriend: I just wanted to join in.

[deisbookofdemons]

Garcello: *Smokes*

Tricky: You know in Nevada that always get you killed.

[urfavemercenary]

Just had a thought-

Ruv: You can't keep this shit of a routine continuing, you already died once. Don't make it occur a second time.

Garcello: ah, don't worry about it. If I die, I die. The world will continue.

Ruv: The world will but I won't.

Garcello: C'mon don't make it a big deal, shit happens all the time.

Ruv: we can't bring you back from the dead forever. What if one day it happens and I won't ever see you again.