#gar lick bread

[magnificentspork]

so this is the thing licking my bread

longnose gar (lepisosteus osseus) that i drew while extremely nervous in a crowded room. the form of this fish calmed me

[interretialia]

Nova Derivativa Verba Latina / New Latin Derivatives

lingentilepisostealis -e “gar-lick”   [lingens “licking” + Lepisosteus “gar” + -alis adjectival suffix]   [lingent- + Lepisosteo- + -ali-] stems   [lingenti- + Lepisosteo- + -ali-] with Connecting Vowel i   [lingentilepisosteo- + -ali-] new stem and stem   [lingentilepisoste- + -ali-] o disappears before a   [lingentilepisosteali-] new stem   [lingentilepisostealis] nominative singular

(Fons Imaginis.)

[thepinkwool]

Anyone else thought of the whole “You’re telling me a gar licked this bread?” But instead of the fish it’s the Grand Army of the Republic? Like the whole-ass GAR licking one singular piece of bread? Are these just my delulu silly bored at work thoughts? Because I can see Fives being served garlic bread and going “wait. So you’re telling me. The entire GAR licked this bread?”

Apologies for the incoherent rambles, I needed to throw them into the void so they’d leave my head

[cumelon]

When does garlic bread with cheese become a cheese toastie with garlic?

[tricornonthecob]

Seven years later I'm still conflicted between being in awe of the world's chillest Gar swimming a few feet from me, or offended he swam right past my bait.

[okos-oddities]

garlic bread

I love garlic bread!!

[darkdragon768]

Fuck it.

*orders a shit ton of meme shirts*

[fish-daily]

you're telling me a shrimp licked this bread gar fry rice fish garlic fish

[number1bigmachintoshfan]

You're telling me this fish licked that bread?

🐊 alligator gar 🐊

[rwby-encrusted-blog]

Jaune and Yang are out on a date at a 'fancy' restaurant.

Yang: You're Telling me a Shrimp Fried this rice?

Jaune: And that a Gar Licked this Bread?

Weiss, their waitress: ...

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Yang: *Sitting out on the sidewalk* ...

Jaune: *Sitting with her* ... Hot dogs?

Yang: Sure.

[catgirltoofies]

you're telling me a gar licked this bread ⁉️

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

FEFERI: You’re telling me a gar* licked t)(is bread?

FEFERI: *A Nort)( American fres)(water fis)( of the family Lepisosteidae

[crinsgoblin]

this one?

i love you gar.... my best friend gar

[caprin-fishie]

@first-sight-and-second-thoughtss left this incredible comment in the tags of my post. Could you please draw this? I think it’d be funny to see.

This is GAR

They licked the bread 🍞 ✨

[sinsinewave]

wait, you're telling me a gar licked this bread?? i'm not sure i even want to know how many health codes that violates, fucking hell

[crusty-chronicles]

Incorrect HxH quotes

An: Take some incorrect quotes because I think I might skip this week for Moon and Sun. Sorry bout that

Y/n Looking over at Kite: I mean, I'm not a slut but who knows?

Ging, spitting out his drink

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Gon: Hey Y/n! We're playing truth or dare, wanna join?

Y/n: Sure

Killua: We dare you to have a healthy sleeping schedule

Y/n, sweating: I don't like this game anymore

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Y/n: If anything happened to Gon, I would kill everyone in this room and then myself.

Killua: Honestly same

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Leorio: We're having shrimp fried rice for dinner 😃.

Gon, inspecting his plate: You're telling me a shrimp fried this rice???

Killua with the side of garlic bread: You're telling me a gar licked this bread????

Leorio: I am NEVER babysitting you two again.

Alluka from under the table: You're telling me Y/n paid you to sit on babies????

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Y/n: Sometimes I just want someone to take me out.

Ging: Like on a date or with a sniper?

Y/n: I dunno, surprise me.

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Kite during a fight: Don't use your hands, baby. Stick with what you're good at.

Y/n panicking: I'm not good with my hands!?!?

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Killua to Gon, whispering: Do you think they've noticed?

Gon: Noticed what?

Y/n: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE A POSSUM ON MY BED!?!??

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Leorio, addressing Killua: We don't call a traumatic event a 'Major L'

Addressing Gon: Or an 'Oopsie Daisy'

Addressing Y/n: And we sure as hell don't call it 'character development'

Kurapika, rolling his eyes: Sounds like you're having a 'Bruh' moment.

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Y/n: What's your body count?

Kurapika: 25.

Y/n: Weak. Mines 358.

Leorio who overheard the conversation: You've slept with 358 people!?!?

Y/n and Kurapika staring at him confused

Y/n: No?????

Leorio: Then what does body cou- Oh....OH!!!!!

Thinking about it: I mean 25 is still low for you, Kurapika.

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