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dawg i canNOT with cis lesbians sometimes. im on a forum and someone's like "ok but maybe talking about male genitalia makes a bunch of us uncomfortable" girl why are you talking about her dick? sex with a trans woman has nothing to do with her dick. you pet her hair and she makes some animal noises and then one of you holds a knife to the other's throat and then you snuggle for 5 hours straight
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ahhh my metroid dna is acting up ahhhh it’s making me want to kiss girls
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not too hard for me but then again i've always had an eye for colours --- i will note that using a properly calibrated monitor makes a huge difference
How well do you see color?
I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind
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Found a new perfect present for all my lesbian friends .Carabiner with an built in knife
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Readers, make sure you have all your favourite Ao3 fics downloaded.
Writers, make sure you have copies of all the fics you have posted on Ao3.
I don’t want to be alarming, but things could get really bad really fast. OTW shared this today on Twitter, and I'm a bit worried about it 😅
Ao3 is a non-profit organisation. If they have to start paying taxes, I have no idea what will happen.
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There's an open pit in the middle of our office plan that drops down into a bunch of very sharp spikes that kill you instantly. This is bad. People keep falling in there and dying. Someone put a sign up, the other day, all bright yellow so you can't miss it, that says "Beware!!! Spikes!!!"
The office immediately split into two factions over it. One says that if anyone falls in the spike pit it's their own fault for being so stupid and not watching where they're walking, so we should remove the sign. The other says that the sign is an insult, there shouldn't be a spike pit in our office at all, and having the sign up like that is just normalising the existence of the spike pit, so we should remove the sign.
We ended up removing the sign. Probably for the better. Still... for a while there it looked like it might have worked...
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things you need to read 100000 times per day when you're working
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I feel like media got so much worse once i started just like. Taking a mental note of how many stories are about a dude’s dead wife and/or daughter, and said death motivating him to go do whatever the plot needs him to do
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yeah also i could also see this happening in Finland but then again that makes sense; Estonia is basically Finland's tech-savvy and less feral little sister
this is estonian culture
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i've heard it a ton in Finnish, but also in Finnish "pilkunnussija" is also used for general pointless nitpickers so it's likely more common
Is there an Estonian version of grammar Nazi? I saw the repost with the Finnish but I wanna know the Estonian, if there is one, bc whatever it is, it is me 😭
more common one is "tähenärija" (lit. "letter chewer") but some Estonians also use the comma fucker one (komanussija).
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I fucking hate how much trans nsfw stuff is pandered to the male gaze of bi curious guys who just want to see a girl with a dick
where’s my transmasc love! where’s all the girls who don’t “pass”! where’s an accurate depiction of t4t sex! Where’s my non binary peeps at! I’ll wanna see some cute stuff to picture myself doing with my FWB and all I get is shit like “sissy chick with dick takes huge straight cock!!!” Like ewwww! No! I don’t want to see some cishet dude that’s disgusting
and when I do finally find something that fits perfectly what t4t actually looks like it has like 42 views and the comments are filled with fuckers like “ewww why doesn’t HE shave! HE just looks like a guy and not a girl” like no shit my guy transitioning takes years and I think they look cute! They’re trying their best! Fuck you! Die!
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sometimes people ask, or rather don't directly ask but kinda wonder how i occasionally end up with rather positive interactions with mildly famous people; one example being how my little 88×31 blinkie ended up on @nyancrimew's website and honestly, like, the only "secret" is, i acknowledge but largely ignore that people are mildly famous: i tend to just treat said people like i would any other person turns out treating people as people is a good idea (note: i don't actually know how my blinkie ended up on maia's site specifically, just that that's one example of what people sometimes wonder about)
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seeing US people sometimes dream of cooking their own food and not being able to afford it is wild as a Finnish person because like i cook my own food because it's way cheaper than even fast food, let alone anything remotely decent at restaurants
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