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[acquired-stardust]

Final Fantasy Tactics Advance Gameboy Advance 2003

[sassysnowperson]

Book of Hours is an utterly hilarious videogame, when you think about what the mechanics actually mean in-universe.

You are a librarian! You have taken on management of a Mystical House full of secrets, which you must slowly reveal room by room. But! A catastrophe struck before your arrival, so you gotta clear the rooms out as you go.

Except you're just one person, you gotta go get your neighbors to help out.

Most of the people will charge me money to help out, but the towns blacksmith, my old war-buddy Denzel, he'll help for free.

"Denzeeel!" I pound on his doorway at the break of dawn. "Come up to the big spooky house, why don't you?"

He comes to the house. And I show him the best time. We drink a smoky tea, feast upon rare pears that only bloom in the fae seasons, I gift him some metal and encourage him to look at it's cool magic properties. Dawn to morning to afternoon, we have a wonderful time. And then, as the day grows dark and he's thinking about heading home, I stop him.

"before you go, can you do me a quick favor?" And then I walk them into the basement, through some caves, and point to a room with roughly one billion bats.

"you can clear out roughly a billion bats, right? I really need to get in there."

And then my sweet, long-suffering friend goes into the room filled with roughly a billion bats to clear it out for me. Good man, I think fondly, as he stumbles home to his smithy after.

And then, as night turns to morning, I contemplate the next room, deep in the library's secret prison, burning with an eternal flame of the monstrous prisoner that broke his chains.

"you know who can help me handle this?" I say cheerfully as my skin reddens and cracks as I reach my hand toward the door. "My good friend Denzel!"

[alpacalamamama]

Come on down to Mama K’s, the best steak house this side of Baldur’s Gate!

[cuthechicane]

[ophierian-vp]

[boyfailurecharliekelly]

what is everyone's favourite episode from their least favourite season of sunny and then vice versa?

[gleesonarchive]

"I've never heard of that before. PPI? What am I thinking of? Oh, UTI." 😂

NEW • Hilarious interview with Domhnall Gleeson on accents, comfort films, and his ideal dance song!

🎥 — Shortlistmagazine

[igotsnothing]

Chasing Love ❤️- A gameplay story

Chase is one of my oldest sims.

I decided to give him a little makeover and play this game for once. I end up using most of my time posing my sims for my stories and rarely playing the game. And yes, I know there are a million bugs- but I still like playing it... and have barely played with the last couple of packs. So, I am going to post Chase's adventures here whenever I play his save and I'm going to try not to butt into his story too much.

I turned on autonomy and have him looking for his future spouse...

Chase is a farmer and spends most of the day taking care of his orchard, cow, and chickens. He's a pretty easy-going guy, but he's tired of being alone.

After a long day of work, it's time to get out a bit.

The Gnome's Arms is pretty much the only pub nearby. Fortunately, it has plenty of lively events every week, creating opportunities for all kinds of folks to socialize. It's owned by Sara and Simon Scott, old school friends of Chase's.

Of course, he gets there too early. There is hardly anyone there, except for Derek McMillan.

When Makoa walks in, it's infatuation. Instant attraction. Makoa IS adorable, but...

Sorry, Chase. He just popped in for a pint before heading home to his wife. Still, Chase enjoys Makoa's company and they continue chatting.

Soon enough, Simon brings someone new around. His name is Seth and he is very pissed off for some reason... that he begins to share, much to Chase's chagrin. He does not like Seth. At all. It's a shame, because Seth is hawt and I do like me some tsunderes so I was going to have them flirt despite the lack of attraction, but then I stopped myself. It's gotta happen organically.

After that fiasco, a different sim started flirting with Chase. Thiago is from Ciudad Enamorada and is only in town for the fair- which is a shame, because they got along really well. I do get the sense, though, that Thiago is a bit of a player. He's a little too suave.

Sara and Chase keep making goofy faces at each other while he and Thiago talk. I think certain exchanges among friends are universal...

All in all, it wasn't a total bust. Chase was a little tired when he got home, but in good spirits. He was in bed by 11, as he gets up at the crack of dawn.

Thiago and Chase did exchange numbers. Who knows? I'm still wondering about Seth. Maybe he was having a bad night?... I'll stay out of it...Maybe.

Beginning/Next

[invisiblestation]

[loverbobby]

can we start bringing back normal job choices for our MC’s in the love island game

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

I've started playing KCD1 with some preexisting knowledge about Jan Ptáček from everyone talking about the sequel, so the first time seeing him my reaction was mostly "omg it's the boy himself, hi"

barely two interactions later and I want to kick him in the face

excellently done, Warhorse

[tawneybel]

Imagine admonishing the recruiter for tying up and gagging a loan shark and his underling.

Because you were saving those gags for your anniversary. 

[romance-club-daily]

Glim on a new Valentine's Day card (repost contest) on VK

[miiaspeaks]

I LOVE SUE ZHAO

[theiconicmeghanmarkle]

The Invictus Community got together to wish Prince Harry, The Duke of Sussex, the Founding Patron of the Invictus Games Foundation & entire Invictus Games movement, a Happy 40th Birthday.

[invisiblestation]