#gamen (platonic)

[bil-daddy]

Well, this is not really a question but it may turn into one...

I had curiosity and wanted to check if our blessed word did previously exist, and this is what I found:

Really, Bildaddy? In front of the kids (human and/or goats?) IN FRONT OF MY OX RIBS (PLATONIC)?!

How do you plead? 🧐

The followers of the @shutanictemple must know what this is all about at once. 🫢🤭

LMAO

Guess I'll have to start specifying from now on.

Gamen (platonic)

Gamen (sexual)

Gaiman (author)

[shutanictemple]

For Shuhite Sunday, I wold like to donate a puddle(cat) to the cause

Thank you for your generous donation of one(1) puddle (cat), @aroaceblackhole. Please accept these useless useful address label stickers as a show of our gratitude, since you certainly must have already used all of the ones we provided before.

As well as this black and white photograph of a sad baby cat (kitten) to guilt encourage you to donate again in the future.

Gamen (platonic)

[bil-daddy]

Gamen (platonic)

'ohhh sorry i can't do sunday my schedule's pretty packed'

'oh no worries! what are you up to?'

uhhhhhhhh

[shutanictemple]

Hail Bildaddy,

I offer thee my 12 year old sisters drawing of farmer Sepp and his goat whoms name I have forgotten (feel free to name them). She told me that in her very deep and moving story they sometimes do swap heads.

She also made a video of one of our actual goats, but i can not send it as an ask here (it is a very moving slideshow)

Blessed be the shoes, blessed be the goats and blessed be the angel in the corner eating beef like a starving lesbian.

Thank you for your generous donation to the Not-A-Church of the Shutanic Temple. Some further clarification is needed before we can process your donation.

Is the human farmer Sepp part of the donation? Or just the goat whom you forgotten the name of?

Also, we would very much like to see them swap heads. Please post a picture, along with the moving slide show of your goats, and tag us.

In the meantime, please suffer enjoy these address label stickers and heartstring-pulling photograph of a sad kid (baby goat).

(PS: if the angel you were referring to is Aziraphale, he was eating ox ribs like a starving lesbian, not beef)

[bil-daddy]

Gamen (platonic)

if nobody got me😤 i know bildad the shuhite got me✋✋can i get an amen??🙏🙏

[bil-daddy]

Gamen (platonic)

all hail

i couldn't resist honouring @bil-daddy

[bil-daddy]

All hail @the-shutanic-temple-library, and of course @anxiouscrow6 and @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me.

Gamen (platonic)

[terfs, anti-endo, anti-mspec monospecs, trans-id, etc don't interact please! explanation of my dni on my pinned post]

🌼🌷🌼 // 🌷💕🌷 // 🌼🌷🌼

soft romantic cottagecore stimboard with ineffable husbands. LET'S GO, SEASON THREE BABEY!! art by @liinchaan

[bil-daddy]

Hello 😈 @seraphblood, have an ox rib (platonic)

All Hail Bildaddy.

Gamen.

Rejoyce everyone for i have been blessed!

Thank You @bil-daddy, this is a true honor.

As a sign of my gratitude i present You this baby goat (platonic).

I am joining the Unholy Not-a-Church of the Shutanic Temple.

All Hail Bildaddy!

[bil-daddy]

That's right, Loretta. The family (species neutral) that lays together (platonic) stays together (platonic)

All hail @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me

All hail @amagnificentobsession

Gamen.

It’s been far too long since I have made a donation to the @shutanictemple

For your consideration, we would like them to stay together if possible. ♥️ @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me @docdust

[bil-daddy]

All hail 666th Senior Administrator @loretta-dont-you-oppress-me and new @shutanictemple officiant @anxiouscrow6

Gamen (platonic)

Hallo i was told by @bil-daddy to come here to get certified by the Shutanic Temple

That is correct @anxiouscrow6

What name should I issue the certificate in? Anxious Crow 666?