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There's no knock at your door they're respecting your peace
when you come out your shit is still there
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Just Here To Crush 2nd Grade Funny Gamer Game Controler Classic T-Shirt for Sale by ChaoticRealm
a great back to school gift idea for every second grade student who has a thing for games and is ready to crush 2nd grade.
#findyourthing#redbubble#just here to crush 2nd grade#second grade#back to school#school#2nd grade#pree school#elementary school#game lover#game#gamer#game player#game consoles#pen#funny back to school#student#teacher#ready to crush second grade
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I'm strong, independent, and in no way led around by the boss between my legs.
B. J. Harvey (Game Player)
#B. J. Harvey#Game Player#book#quote#book quote#Necessary Quotation Marks#contemporary#romance#strong#independent
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#putting this here in case anyone decides to go looking for more info about my particular guy here#1) soccer player 2) gay 3) started for italy met and got engaged to his future husband while there and adopted a girl#4) ends up spending the rest of his life in germany bc he got traded but he WAS able to get gay married there#because it's legal in germany and not italy. ENGAGED FOR LIKE 15 YEARS BTW!!!!!#5) husband dies at 110 and then my guy dies 7 years later also at the age of 110#6) I don't want to start a new life in the game because I played as him for hours and don't have the heart to wipe the slate clean#yusuf yacob you will always be famous. to me. sorry for making your penis injury gain interest#and sorry your mother died after being charged by a hippo
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Dad
#hades 2#hades game#lord hades#melinoe#hades spoilers#hades 2 spoilers#lornart#hades fanart#supergiant games#hades supergiant#hades ii#Have been watching my brother play the game in early access#*cries in console player*#besides the game already being incredible on all levels they got me right in the daddy issues :'D
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YOUR MISSION:
the next time you enjoy a meal in your home, eat it viscerally and animalistically. this need not obligate eating it "viciously" or "violently", though the interpretation is left up to the agent.
if it's a sandwich, let it fall apart. if it's not a finger food, make it one. rip it apart. food sustains us. the matter you ingest becomes you, the process need not be beautiful. embrace this extant part of the universe into yourself in the way that feels most natural to you. approach the meal like you've never seen what humans eat and you werent instructed on what to do with it.
this action is worth 10 points.
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Can’t get over the trojans expecting jean to be a big scary raven and getting a scared, sweet kid instead vs the foxes expecting a quiet and unassuming neil and getting a loud mouth mafia nepo baby (affectionate)
#aftg#tfc#all for the game#neil josten#jean moreau#once again asking for a neil and jean bestie arc 🙏🏻#imagine what these two would have been like if neil grew up in the nest#neil is the ‘hey he said no pickles’ to jean’s body slamming another player for injuring neil#neil takes the punches and jean stitches him up afterwards#I love them so much
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had a vivid dream where there was a "play as Kim" mod and I was super excited
after like 2 mins gameplay Harry just turned around looking scandalised and was like "Ohgod... It's me, Kim. *I'm* Grandpa Piss!"
he refused to elaborate even after I savescummed and exhausted all dialogue options
then a notification flashed like "THOUGHT GAINED: GRANDPA PISS" and I went to the thought cabinet screen. all it said was "What the fuck does he mean by that."
#disco elysium#this wasnt just a dream... this was a Vision#I am 80% sure “grandpa piss” is a meme from somewhere but I'm too weak to google it#(do you think he could tell I was savescumming?#imagine if this was actually a game mode and Harry broke the fourth wall to call the player out for it#I'd wet myself from the terror..... then *I'd* be Grandpa Piss.......)#shitposting tag
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im weeping because im aroace
#planet search#splatoon#splatoon 3#unserious game filled with unserious players#we still lost but i got whiplash from this and forgot i was even playing splatoon#i need to draw this give me like a few days
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one might imagine sisyphus learning by playing, winning by learning, and begin by beginning
#game changer#dropout#~#im OBSESSED with this combo of players they were such a good choice for this game
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In the past, people in the Animal Crossing community would make fun of Tom Nook as a sleazy landlord. Since then, he's really rehabilitated his image as this 'heart of gold' businessman (he's the one who puts bells and furniture in trees for you to find! he adopted orphans! he donates to charity!), but New Horizons genuinely paints the most devious version of him.
He's successfully privatized settler colonialism: you pay HIM to move to a "deserted island" (which apparently the oceans in the AC world are just full of) and start a colony that he is directly invested in. At best he's running a weird vacation package scam (you arrive on the island with no money and in debt for "using his services"). At worst, he's using you to set up company towns. For god's sake, he literally has his own fake currency that he forces you to use to pay off your debt. But don't worry, he's repackaged it in a way that definitely doesn't sound like an MLM scam: the Nook Mileage Program!
You're no longer just his tenant or his temporary part-timer, you're his business lackey. The entire tutorial section of the game has you spending actual weeks running around completing tasks and doing hard labor to set up his colony. You're even tasked with preparing his properties and finding buyers for them. No, you aren't a tenant anymore. You work for the landlord. You are directly responsible for finding tenants for him. And he doesn't even fucking pay you. Not for setting up town hall and museum, or his nephew's shop –– which is the ONLY store on the entire island that sells necessities –– or bringing KK Slider to town, or helping populate his town. Not a single cent. No, actually, you have to pay HIM to BUY infrastructure like bridges and stairs and park benches. And all the while, he's telling you're the "resident representative"; you get to call the shots! That the reward is the community's progress. That what you're doing is in everyone's best interest (but most importantly, his).
Since NH's release, people have done a lot of legwork to say that Tom Nook isn't a capitalist while the game shows him at his very worst. He owns the only general store in town. You're forced to use a phone that he modified and branded as his own. Buy Nook-branded furniture and merchandise at the self-serve kiosk in the town hall, a governmental building! There's no conflict of interest here!
But hey, if you're tired of being the landlord/business mogul's goon, you can also find work as a deluxe resort home designer for a company that also pays you in their special company currency that can only be used to buy their products instead of a real salary! Because that's what the Animal Crossing franchise needs! More vacation homes!!!
#this is a really long winded way to say i really really really really hate new horizon's storyline and player role#i really hate that not only your house but the entire TOWN. the whole COMMUNITY you're a part of is owed to tom nook's business#i really hate the “vacation getaway package” angle because it shows just how commercialized the entire premise of nh is#and how lost the game is in its original core concept#animal crossing is about the experience of moving to a new town and becoming a part of that community#just to compare: all past ac games have a similar opening#you're on a bus or train or taxi to someplace new. a stranger strikes up a conversation and you get to know them before arriving#new horizons opens with you at customer service desk filling out an client application before a flight.#in prev games working for nook in the tutorial is meant to be demeaning. you want it to be over with so you can actually start living life#but in new horizons working for tom nook IS your life. and it's so rewarding! don't you feel rewarded?#you aren't a person. you aren't a new neighbor. you're tom nook's client. and then his unpaid employee. and the game insists it's fun to be#that's how void the game is#because it's bad enough that a rpg life sim got turned into a sandbox game where you have to build the town yourself#but the only reason why you're building it is because the landlord who you're in debt to TOLD you to build it.#everything is a rewards program! everything is a tour service! be sure to do your daily tasks to earn nook bucks to spend on nook merch!#that really sucks imo.#i mean. the entire game is based around the vacationing industry. of course it all feels fake and temporary. it's only a vacation.#long post#rant#not art#god the fact that your starter villagers can't even decide where to live you have to decide for them#i've never played a game that does the opposite of handholding#where instead it's the PLAYER who has to handhold the npcs through everything. and newsflash!! it's really exhausting and boring
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“i could be the light and pearl could be the darkness” - mythical j. sausage
#fanart#mcyt#pearlescentmoon#mcyt fanart#mcytblr#trafficblr#empiresblr#arena duo#mythicalsausage fanart#mythical sausage#mythicalmoon#mythicalsausage#pearlescentmoon fanart#pearlecentmoon fanart#friendly neighborhood spider pearl#spider pearl spider pearl#fantasy smp#mythicalmoon are scythe wealders#it makes me really happy#also as a side note#pearl is kayn#its canon#she uses the darkin staff that literally just grabbed the entirety of kayns game mechanics and puts it into mine raft#sorry im league player#karukaru art
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You're not living any life at all if you don't open yourself up to it. A broken heart will always heal. It may never be the same, but it will always get put back together. Some of the pieces might not fits, and parts may be wonky, but it will continue beating.
B. J. Harvey (Game Player)
#B. J. Harvey#Game Player#book#quote#book quote#contemporary#romance#Necessary Quotation Marks#living#life#heal#broken heart#puzzle#heart#fix
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fighting game player who always sleeps in Tiger Knee position
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andrew handpicks robin for the foxes and robin becomes the last official member of the monsters and andrew gives robin his bed and robin sits with andrew and neil on the couch and andrew gives robin his knives and nicky leaves robin a key to the columbia house and robin becomes neil's best friend in neil's fifth year and wymack makes robin vice-captain then captain
#my posts#my aftg posts#aftg#all for the game#the foxhole court#robin cross#tfc#aftg extra content#the sunshine court#if you don't know about her you are missing out#andrew basically strongarms her into growing a spine#they put her back together as a person and also helped her as a player#she joins andrew and neil's night practices#please i'm so sad that we never get to meet her#IM SO SAD THAT KEVIN NEVER GETS TO MEET HER#or he probably does but you know what i mean
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