#gambling anon

[sebbiesolace]

don’t worry we have a plan we found this secret gambling room and we’ve just been trading a ton of cool stuff we found also there was this corpse of this guy who looked like a scientist and he had a ton of money on him and some guys with guns who are also dead so we’ve been gambling that stuff

Inset car crashing into room

all right, we are here let’s go ya’ll :]

"Fuck yeah. I love gamblibg in the secreat gamblier room"

[rainbowwwanon]

Ooc: You could tell I was in a really big drawing mood lately. I wanted to draw what 🌈 would look like once they hit the road with Cowboy, soooo here you have it! (Don't mind that they're not on their wheelchair btw lol)

Bonus: Cluster-B polycule! Very convinced that these three psychos all share the same braincell, they're just so silly!!!

@pt-anon @anger-anon @flame-anon

[pt-anon]

SHE IS!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY MA SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :]

NOW AS FOR OTHER DETAILS!!!!!!!!!! HMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL IM GNOME SIZE SO IM RATHER SHORT!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MY JACKET HAS ALOT MORE STORAGE!!!!!!!!!! LIKE ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME PEOPLE SAY I LOOK LIKE A MOLE IF THAT HELPS ANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO IF YOU WANNA DRAW MY MA AGAIN SHE HAS A BUNCH OF TATOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS ONE ON THE BACK OF HER NECK THATS A HEART WITH MY REAL NAME IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SHE HAS AN ACE OF SPADES ON HER PALMS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE NUMBER 17 TATTOOED ON HER ARM!!!!!!!!! 17 IS HER LUCKY NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-GAMBLING ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!

*is writing all this down*

Alright, gotcha! And saying you look like a mole helps a bit too, so thanks for that! I would ask what your real name is, but I have a feeling that’s something to want to keep between you and your ma.

Also, small question… is Ganome short for Gambling Gnome…?? Just thought I would make sure your something completely different from them! So far it sounds like it, but wanted to ask just incase! :)

-IRLPT

[puckpocketed]

So do you actually believe PLD is a good player or is that part of the bit?

The PLD Post

i spent a good 2 days giggling about this to friends. i cant tell if ur a curious caps fan, a person who knows me from my other teams, a disgruntled kings fan (i’ve mostly ruled this out because im pretty sure i know all of the active ones on here) or WHAT. but i’m laughing. the tone of this ask is hilarious and vaguely accusatory but i will take it in good faith and answer <3 tl;dr yes and no. he’s better than people think he is rn, but he’s likely never going to live up to the potential of his tools unless something . idk. recalibrates his entire being. who knows!

i was working on something longer and more complex but i thought about it for more than 5 seconds and i REFUSE to go hockey-bro mode and pull out the microstats and i don’t wanna make this into a full on PLD manifesto. so. caps girlies (gn) HERE are your adoption papers under the cut!

if you are looking at pierre luc dubois who is 6’4 + 220lb and thinking “Oh he’s a power forward” i have to inform you he is in fact THEEE smallest mouse to ever play hockey in the whole world and in all of history. he sips nectar out of a thimble and sleeps curled up in a match box and goes fishing in a boat made from nutshells and twigs . he’s big, but he sort of plays small.

this is not necessarily a bad thing — he relies on foot speed and skill over hitting.

he can throw hits but prefers to stick check. he leverages his big frame to guard the puck and to defend, and it makes him simultaneously VERY effective and very much what i like to call a Nexus Of Crime. he is either drawing ten thousand penalties because people have to do something to stop him from driving the net with speed OR he is taking ten thousand penalties because he gets eager in the corners.

PLUS he’s huge and refs do just assume he’s committing a crime when they can’t see what’s going on <3 hence, Nexus Of Crime! if there’s a penalty he’s probably involved LMAO

not a “dirty” player by any means. not physical unless he decides he wants to. and there is no violence inside of him unless he’s deeply horsebonded to his team <- IMPORTANT re; playoffs aspirations. you won’t see him put himself on the line simply for the love of the game, he HAS to be committed to the team.

to be committed to his team… i’m honestly not sure what that takes. i’d guess a combination of knowing his role on the ice and in the locker room (this was very unclear on lak) consistency of messaging from coaches (also seemed to be an issue on lak)

i know nothing about caps coaching or management or the team vibes but i’m sure you can fix him <3 i’m ready to fall in love and ride this team to the sunset

this failhorse will NOT shoot the puck and if he does it will be the saddest soggiest most pathetic shot you’ve ever seen. you will tear your hair out in chunks if you watch him expecting an elite goalscorer.

he’s a pass-first guy. likes to drop pass! likes to drive play from the middle but is also capable of getting pucks off the boards. he needs a finisher on his wing. i could pull up stats here, there are stats to be pulled up, but i know this in my HEART from watching dozens of kings games: he would have had 10-15 more points easily if he wasn’t stapled to the 3rd line and had better finishers. many times i watched him tee up a very good opportunity only for his guy to miss the net or fan or just get knocked off the puck

individually, he thrives in front of the net. his ass is fat and he’s about to use it to screen the goalie. hes good at catching loose pucks in the crease to send them home <3 see his performance at worlds. he scored basically all of his goals right up there!!

most media coverage/narratives will tell you his point production dropped off bc of effort (which is true) but even the MOST resentful kings watchers will say pld wasn’t given his best shot playing with inexperienced+fringe nhlers, being line shuffled the moment he got a bit comfortable, and also not getting ANY net front time on the lak pp. i factor this into all my judgements of his performance.

He’s def earned his diva rep LMAO!! this is personal opinion here but he seems like a sensitive and easily rattled little clam… like he will have a couple of bad shifts and if there’s nobody there to shake him out of it he’ll lose his grasp on the game and play like shit <3 a rolling joke on kingstwt was figuring out which PLD we were getting that game, and you could tell by his 5th if he was switched on or off!!

they hate him for this but EYE think this is nothing new for athletes and if he can consistently stay in the zone he’ll probably be pretty good. mental fortitude of a wet tissue my beloved….

moving onto the Vibes section!! he was always good humoured in media availability and didn’t shy away from scrums even when public opinion soured against him and critiques of both his hockey and his character had reached a fever pitch. i like this about him. he always gave authentic answers and tried his best to accomodate them, and never hid behind his captains.

he gets along quite well with teammates despite the narratives. no seriously!! some of the the kings had a hang out during off-season right before they went to worlds!! there’s bisexual lighting!!!!

there’s interviews from old jets teammates that are just like. “he used to turn up at my house with his dog and text IM HERE with no warning and that’s how we became friends” or “his obsession with euro soccer teams bewitched me”. he had control of the aux cord. he was a den mother and planned group gatherings. a genuine sweetheart to every teammate he’s ever had!!

I don’t think he’s some. idk. secret 100 point producing star 1C. but i truly believe with the right environment he’ll probably hit 60 points again.

thank you for your time if you made it this far and i hope to see you all in the trenches (caps lb) next season 👍

[draftsandchains]

Flirting in court (Ferre was really hungry and apparently Clown has Sols’ card and really wanted food lmao)

YESSSSSSS I LOVE CLOWNFERRE

man people used to say clown is a lot like technoblade and one similarity they always forget is how he has a harem of millionaires backing him. like sols. they even admitted in another stream that clown has his card.

[neonbodyache]

sometimes i forget that you can just vividly imagine eating a food and trick your brain out of the craving. like it takes some work but hands still lean back close your eyes no music just imagining each bite of a brownie for like 3 minutes straight and if I do it good enough my body is like what the hell sure. greentext burger tulpa yknow

[spawnsfollower]

[[ GUYS HOLY SHIT??? Hey i know we like tearing two time apart or whatever but im like, watching some of these asks with actual horror ]]

[betonbennett]

wanna come play poker?

I would love to. Although– well. As always, I have little I'm able to gamble away. Unless...

[block-tales-headcanons]

Heh...

I've been concepting the block tales emotions as humans so ima just throw some design traits down here cuz I want to rant about them rlly bad lmao

Greed striked me as a popular boy wannabe. Just from their dialogue.. So I tryed to make them look the kind of fancy that also looked 'cool' 😛😛

I gave Solitude a really long flowy dress, that could be similar to some form of liquid, I.E, She looks like just... A blob in game. Just a blob. So she gets a really flowy dress to make up for that. 😟

Fear got the privilege of an oversized hoodie, since when I'm scared I like to snuggle with something, and usually it's one of my biggest hoodies lol

HATRED. I had no idea what to give hatred. Me and my friend gave it dark compiled clothes with no defined style or anything. All I know is it earned the one and only monkey wrench / pipe wrench Builderman shirt.

Any who, NEW ANON BOMB INCOMING!!

-Spade

(if it's not already taken, ofc)

I made solitude have a ducky hoodie

greed defo has a suit tho trust 🙏

[sebbiesolace]

epic you ever went gambling before also I think the others will be here in a sec-

insert car crashing through ceiling

Oh here they are

"Oh. Great. The room is FLOODING now."

".... And yes, I've gone gambling."

[rainbowwwanon]

Ooc: trying out a new brush and so far I think this is my favourite one!!! @pt-anon @flame-anon

[stupidlittlespirit]

I understand, I didn’t mean to sound like your struggle or mine is on the same level. It’s just stinks that bad shit happens to good people especially when you did everything the best you could.

Yeah no I understand where you were coming from, it's okay! Bad shit happens to everyone. It isn't about deserving or not deserving it, good or bad. Nor is it about levels.

Remember that even when you do everything right, even when you avoid all the pitfalls and tropes in the scary movie, sometimes the axe wielding maniac still gets you. Not because you did anything wrong, but because that's just what happens. That maniac gets lucky. It isn't fair. It sucks.

But you don't have to accept your fate. Instead, you have to acknowledge that axe in your shoulder and you have to decide whether or not you're going to let him pull it out of you and hit you again, or whether you're going to punch him in the throat, pull it out of yourself whilst he's down and hack him to death with it.

And sometimes that will be hard. It will feel impossible. That wound in your shoulder will cut deep and it will bleed and bleed and bleed. You won't feel like you can even lift the weight of the weapon, let alone kill your attacker with it. But you still have one good arm! With that one good arm you can hit him and then he's caught off balance for a moment.

And in that moment, you have room to breathe. Even if only for a second. You've created even the smallest of opportunities for yourself. You've managed to get out of bed. You've managed to brush your teeth. You've found the strength to open your eyes.

You've taken the first step. The next one will be harder. It will be painful. It will be difficult. But you have one good arm and by god, you are going to do it! You can do it! I believe in you!

Covered in blood, crying, screaming, limbs hanging off, it doesn't matter. What matters is that you do your best with what you have.

And listen, this is a horrible analogy because sometimes you can't do anything. Sometimes you just succumb. But that's okay too. You can't win them all. But you can win some, and I think that's enough to motivate you sometimes.

You will eventually build a life for yourself that is so beautiful, you'll wonder how you could have ever doubted its existence. It may not be grand, it may not be luxurious, but it will be yours. One day, you'll be making dinner in the kitchen in your own apartment (or in your parent's house!) and you'll be hit with this sudden thought of 'man, I'm glad I pulled that axe out'.

I know you can do it. I believe in you.

[eggkevinshouseaton]

kevin hits the jackpot

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I don't think he'll be present for some of the next asks you guys...

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[thatimageoftomscott]

[justanechoflower]

E G G ENJOY E G G NOWITH THY NOWITH MAKEITH IT RULE YOU MUSTITH EAT 1 E G G A DAYITH

*Flowey has woken up!*

[rotshop]

What would marie do to unwind after a bad day at work