#gambling anon

[sebbiesolace]

don’t worry we have a plan we found this secret gambling room and we’ve just been trading a ton of cool stuff we found also there was this corpse of this guy who looked like a scientist and he had a ton of money on him and some guys with guns who are also dead so we’ve been gambling that stuff

Inset car crashing into room

all right, we are here let’s go ya’ll :]

"Fuck yeah. I love gamblibg in the secreat gamblier room"

[rainbowwwanon]

Ooc: You could tell I was in a really big drawing mood lately. I wanted to draw what 🌈 would look like once they hit the road with Cowboy, soooo here you have it! (Don't mind that they're not on their wheelchair btw lol)

Bonus: Cluster-B polycule! Very convinced that these three psychos all share the same braincell, they're just so silly!!!

@pt-anon @anger-anon @flame-anon

[pt-anon]

SHE IS!!!!!!!!! I LOVE MY MA SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :]

NOW AS FOR OTHER DETAILS!!!!!!!!!! HMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WELL IM GNOME SIZE SO IM RATHER SHORT!!!!!!!!!!!! AND MY JACKET HAS ALOT MORE STORAGE!!!!!!!!!! LIKE ALOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOME PEOPLE SAY I LOOK LIKE A MOLE IF THAT HELPS ANY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ALSO IF YOU WANNA DRAW MY MA AGAIN SHE HAS A BUNCH OF TATOOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SHE HAS ONE ON THE BACK OF HER NECK THATS A HEART WITH MY REAL NAME IN IT!!!!!!!!!!!! AND SHE HAS AN ACE OF SPADES ON HER PALMS!!!!!!!!!!!!! AND THE NUMBER 17 TATTOOED ON HER ARM!!!!!!!!! 17 IS HER LUCKY NUMBER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-GAMBLING ANON!!!!!!!!!!!!

*is writing all this down*

Alright, gotcha! And saying you look like a mole helps a bit too, so thanks for that! I would ask what your real name is, but I have a feeling that’s something to want to keep between you and your ma.

Also, small question… is Ganome short for Gambling Gnome…?? Just thought I would make sure your something completely different from them! So far it sounds like it, but wanted to ask just incase! :)

-IRLPT

[puckpocketed]

So do you actually believe PLD is a good player or is that part of the bit?

The PLD Post

i spent a good 2 days giggling about this to friends. i cant tell if ur a curious caps fan, a person who knows me from my other teams, a disgruntled kings fan (i’ve mostly ruled this out because im pretty sure i know all of the active ones on here) or WHAT. but i’m laughing. the tone of this ask is hilarious and vaguely accusatory but i will take it in good faith and answer <3 tl;dr yes and no. he’s better than people think he is rn, but he’s likely never going to live up to the potential of his tools unless something . idk. recalibrates his entire being. who knows!

i was working on something longer and more complex but i thought about it for more than 5 seconds and i REFUSE to go hockey-bro mode and pull out the microstats and i don’t wanna make this into a full on PLD manifesto. so. caps girlies (gn) HERE are your adoption papers under the cut!

if you are looking at pierre luc dubois who is 6’4 + 220lb and thinking “Oh he’s a power forward” i have to inform you he is in fact THEEE smallest mouse to ever play hockey in the whole world and in all of history. he sips nectar out of a thimble and sleeps curled up in a match box and goes fishing in a boat made from nutshells and twigs . he’s big, but he sort of plays small.

this is not necessarily a bad thing — he relies on foot speed and skill over hitting.

he can throw hits but prefers to stick check. he leverages his big frame to guard the puck and to defend, and it makes him simultaneously VERY effective and very much what i like to call a Nexus Of Crime. he is either drawing ten thousand penalties because people have to do something to stop him from driving the net with speed OR he is taking ten thousand penalties because he gets eager in the corners.

PLUS he’s huge and refs do just assume he’s committing a crime when they can’t see what’s going on <3 hence, Nexus Of Crime! if there’s a penalty he’s probably involved LMAO

not a “dirty” player by any means. not physical unless he decides he wants to. and there is no violence inside of him unless he’s deeply horsebonded to his team <- IMPORTANT re; playoffs aspirations. you won’t see him put himself on the line simply for the love of the game, he HAS to be committed to the team.

to be committed to his team… i’m honestly not sure what that takes. i’d guess a combination of knowing his role on the ice and in the locker room (this was very unclear on lak) consistency of messaging from coaches (also seemed to be an issue on lak)

i know nothing about caps coaching or management or the team vibes but i’m sure you can fix him <3 i’m ready to fall in love and ride this team to the sunset

this failhorse will NOT shoot the puck and if he does it will be the saddest soggiest most pathetic shot you’ve ever seen. you will tear your hair out in chunks if you watch him expecting an elite goalscorer.

he’s a pass-first guy. likes to drop pass! likes to drive play from the middle but is also capable of getting pucks off the boards. he needs a finisher on his wing. i could pull up stats here, there are stats to be pulled up, but i know this in my HEART from watching dozens of kings games: he would have had 10-15 more points easily if he wasn’t stapled to the 3rd line and had better finishers. many times i watched him tee up a very good opportunity only for his guy to miss the net or fan or just get knocked off the puck

individually, he thrives in front of the net. his ass is fat and he’s about to use it to screen the goalie. hes good at catching loose pucks in the crease to send them home <3 see his performance at worlds. he scored basically all of his goals right up there!!

most media coverage/narratives will tell you his point production dropped off bc of effort (which is true) but even the MOST resentful kings watchers will say pld wasn’t given his best shot playing with inexperienced+fringe nhlers, being line shuffled the moment he got a bit comfortable, and also not getting ANY net front time on the lak pp. i factor this into all my judgements of his performance.

He’s def earned his diva rep LMAO!! this is personal opinion here but he seems like a sensitive and easily rattled little clam… like he will have a couple of bad shifts and if there’s nobody there to shake him out of it he’ll lose his grasp on the game and play like shit <3 a rolling joke on kingstwt was figuring out which PLD we were getting that game, and you could tell by his 5th if he was switched on or off!!

they hate him for this but EYE think this is nothing new for athletes and if he can consistently stay in the zone he’ll probably be pretty good. mental fortitude of a wet tissue my beloved….

moving onto the Vibes section!! he was always good humoured in media availability and didn’t shy away from scrums even when public opinion soured against him and critiques of both his hockey and his character had reached a fever pitch. i like this about him. he always gave authentic answers and tried his best to accomodate them, and never hid behind his captains.

he gets along quite well with teammates despite the narratives. no seriously!! some of the the kings had a hang out during off-season right before they went to worlds!! there’s bisexual lighting!!!!

there’s interviews from old jets teammates that are just like. “he used to turn up at my house with his dog and text IM HERE with no warning and that’s how we became friends” or “his obsession with euro soccer teams bewitched me”. he had control of the aux cord. he was a den mother and planned group gatherings. a genuine sweetheart to every teammate he’s ever had!!

I don’t think he’s some. idk. secret 100 point producing star 1C. but i truly believe with the right environment he’ll probably hit 60 points again.

thank you for your time if you made it this far and i hope to see you all in the trenches (caps lb) next season 👍

[eggkevinshouseaton]

kevin hits the jackpot

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I don't think he'll be present for some of the next asks you guys...

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[justanechoflower]

E G G ENJOY E G G NOWITH THY NOWITH MAKEITH IT RULE YOU MUSTITH EAT 1 E G G A DAYITH

*Flowey has woken up!*

[astrhae]

i really enjoyed your latest six of crows fic!! this is probably going to sound so strange, but kaz's brief cameo was so on point that it made me wish for a concurrent fic of the other crows and what they're up to in this au

hi hello!! thank you so much 🥰 and that isn't strange at all! i'm really glad that you liked it down to all the little cameos 💙 i can't promise a concurrent fic but here's a little scene i deleted that has kaz in it (this is when wylan actually first meets kaz, a little bit after jesper reads their marriage contract for them)

"Why the change of mind?" Kaz didn't bother addressing Wylan. "All your letters until a month ago told me you despised your husband."

Jesper swallowed, and cast a guilty glance at Wylan, his fingers drumming nervously on the windowsil they were perched on. "I, uh," he shrugged, smile turning suddenly coy to smother his guilt, "was reminded of some things."

Kaz didn't look remotely impressed. He simply stood in the palace guest rooms they'd prepared for him and Inej, looking both distinctly out of place and perfectly suited to the gilded halls and carpeted floors. "I need to know I can trust your reasons, or I'll be taking my kruge on my walk to the palace vaults."

The only reason he doesn't steal from me, Jesper had told Wylan, is because good standing with the royal family is a better long term investment than a crown jewel.

"I blew someone up for him," Wylan answered before Jesper could, and that made Kaz turn to him, a hunter catching a sniff of prey.

"After I shot a guy for him," Jesper grumbled.

Kaz ran a gloved hand over the corner of a framed oil painting. De Kappel, the matching painting given to Wylan's father as part of his dowry. Stealing Wylan's flute from the mansion had turned out to be proof of concept: that it could be done.

"You didn't tell me your husband had marketable skills," Kaz said.

"I'm not for sale," Wylan frowned.

Jesper snorted at Kaz. "And if he was, you wouldn't be able to pay for him."

"Is that a challenge?" Kaz asked.

"Wylan's a sure bet," Jesper said, "Besides, it was a change of heart too."

What? Wylan didn't catch Kaz's little scowl, or what he muttered next, too busy running his mind over possibilities, turning Jesper's words around in his head. A change of heart -

"I've decided my terms of payment," the snap of Kaz's cane as he walked closer was muffled by the carpet, but it was sharp all the same. "I'd like Wylan as my consultant."

Jesper scrunched his nose. "No."

"Yes," Wylan said. He knew what Kaz had planned was likely illegal. He also knew that Jan Van Eck's accounting books never added up. "I can tell you everything you need."

"Let me rephrase," Kaz said. "I want you as a permanent consultant."

"He's a Prince!" Jesper protested.

Kaz raised a brow. "So are you. It's called career diversification."

Jesper groaned when Wylan laughed. "Wylan's already diversified into a royal mess."

Wylan sniffed. "I melted a table once, and I cleaned up the mess."

He declined to supply that he'd spilled the chemicals because he'd been a little distracted, by Jesper's little laugh, and the spin of the gun that followed.

"Melting tables," Kaz didn't allow himself to be sidetracked, his eyes taking an edge of wildness to them, a stormcloud flashing lightning. "What about melting locks and safes?"

Wylan nodded. "I just need to change the formula a little."

"See?" Kaz smirked. "Marketable skills."

Jesper groaned again, and Wylan wondered what he'd gotten himself into. Marriage, his mind supplied, and then friendship and family, and, as he thought of Kaz burning Van Eck's power to the ground, he thought, just maybe, home.

[rotshop]

What would marie do to unwind after a bad day at work

[the-cashtealer]

Marry me

"I hope it was slow and clear enough for your lesser brain."

[ourflagmeansgayrights]

This is a genuine innocent ask

Since ofmd is officially over, where does all the money donated go? This is not just a question for the fandom bit in general when ur raising money for a renewal but it fails.

so i mean, in general when a renewal campaign "fails" we dont usually get the showrunner saying outright "yeah the show isnt getting picked up, im sorry guys." like im pretty sure that most of the time, money that's raised for a campaign like this just gets collected and spent without there ever being an official announcement from the showrunners that fans should stop campaigning.

as far as the money that was raised for the first billboard back in january, all the money that was collected is long gone now bc it was spent on the billboard, the truck, the plane flyover, and the charity donations. and like, everyone who donated to that campaign knew that's where the money was going, and they knew there was a chance that the renewal campaign wouldn't work. so even tho the money they raised is gone, the ppl who donated technically got what they paid for.

when it comes to the second billboard, i have no idea what the plan is there. as far as im aware that fundraising effort is (was??) still ongoing, so djenks saying it's over kinda throws a wrench in that process. im not actually associated w the ppl collecting money for the second billboard, nor have i personally contributed to that campaign (or to the first campaign either, ftr), so i have no input or insight as to what's gonna happen w that money going forward. if u want more concrete info abt what's going on with that money you'd wanna ask @saveofmdcrewmates

from what i can tell tho, there are a few options as to what they could do with the money: they could ignore david's message and run the billboard as planned, they could forget the billboard and donate the money to charity, or they could run the billboard but change the messaging to something else. they might even be able to give some of the money back to the people who contributed?? that might be hard tho, idk what platform they were using to collect the money and i have no idea if they're even able to like, refund people. idk if the people who donated would even want their money back, or if they would rather the money still be used for the billboard, or be repurposed for something else. like i said, i didnt donate and i have nothing to do with the ppl raising the money so it rlly doesn't matter to me at all what happens.

[sebbiesolace]

epic you ever went gambling before also I think the others will be here in a sec-

insert car crashing through ceiling

Oh here they are

"Oh. Great. The room is FLOODING now."

".... And yes, I've gone gambling."

[rainbowwwanon]

Ooc: trying out a new brush and so far I think this is my favourite one!!! @pt-anon @flame-anon

[ladyluscinia]

Have I mentioned how much I love that David Jenkins is basically telling us that Izzy Hands is the third lead of the show

Yet there's a loud section of the fandom that will die on the hill he means nothing

And they insist constantly that one of the mains is absolutely not in love with him - doesn't even like him, actually

Or that he's stealing screentime from the real pair we should be focusing on and the writers would never let him get away with that

They are making so much noise about how they hate him (rooted in ship war bullshit, of course)

Like

I've heard this story before, babes

I liked the ending 😘

[riggedgame-blog]

let's go gambling *beep* aw dang it

"Keep gambling Anon, keep gambling."

[bittsandpieces]

i mean to each their own but its pretty hard to get physically addicted to psychedelics because they have such diminishing returns. it usually takes 2-4 months between sessions for optimal highs depending on the dosage. But you do you.

Listen to me. I have been addicted to phone apps, to spending money on collage materials, to substances, as an early teen I was so addicted to being online (largely tumblr and reading fanfiction) that I completely destroyed my sleep schedule, stole a laptop, and learned to hack firewalls so I could circumvent my parents taking my phone away and blocking my favorite sites.

When someone says they have an addictive personality, that they cannot do something for risk of becoming dependent on it, it is NOT your place to "well actually-" them. You come across like a MASSIVE asshole, actually. You do not know my history with addiction, or with substance abuse, or the ways we've justified our addictions by saying "well you can't ACTUALLY get addicted to it". If it triggers dopamine, or adrenaline, or oxytocin, or a million other positive feeling neurotransmitters, you can get addicted to it. Do not come into my fucking house and tell me what our bodies are and are not capable of

[phatcatphergus]

the thing when people talk about high channel point too is like, some people are able to be like "yeah its so high because I gambled and won haha"

but I live in a country where laws make it so I can't gamle even with channel points...

so it's extra "you don't wanna know my mental illness" because I have manually collected the amount I have by just watching this dude fr

SAME!!

I can gamble but i refuse to because it scares me. All of my points are gained through pure mental illness baby 💪🏻