sure, that smile looks cute but what's going on in that head definitely isn't
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"how could anyone ship bloodweave they make no sense at all" did you think about their stories, their motives, their ailments, their shared hobbies, the subtle progression of their relationship throughout the acts, and how very similar they can be despite being different. i know that you didn't but if you had then perhaps you would understand why some people might ship them, especially since a) you can successfully romance them in an origin run thus making it possible, b) astarion already tries flirting with gale unprompted in act 1, and c) you can romance astarion with a good-aligned pc and romance gale with an evil-aligned pc. so, like. what's not clicking
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i need to post my current wyll build sometime bc i COOKED with it
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okay so my current experiment in BDG3 is "what happens if you only recruit astarion in act 3"
how do i do that? shoot him down from afar before he talks to me, then rob him literally naked, then pass his corpse off to a character I don't plan on taking out and about with me this time. they'll carry the corpse until act three, then dump him after i murderise cazador. i'll see if i can revive him after that (or see if that ability wears off after act 1).
maybe someone has done this before. i don't know. don't tell me. this is my fun experiment.
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Gale receiving some important life advice by a very friendly big ol' bear.
Advice that he will completely ignore.
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wouldnt it be crazy if my second oc was so cat coded wow!!
while rosio is a stinky asshole bastard lucis is the,, arrogant sad twink but at least he would save a child tbh. seriously tho, theyre both trying to be better while developing the most unhealthy coping mechanisms after ruining each others lives.. i love my yaoi toxic 😞
a shame they would (should) not ever explore each others bodies again..i think it would be hot
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truly genuinely absolutely zero recollection of these drawings of my tav (also known as zhercis) but shoutout to sfw gale for allowing me to post them on tumblr since apparently ive never drawn like. a Normal picture of him.
hes a charlatan tiefling druid/rogue who has a bad history with ilmater, although his most recent beef is with astarion (for transgressions such as claiming zhercis never had sex with him, a blatant lie, and breaking 4 of zhercis' theives tools kits on a single lock)
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okay but it’s like. if Lae’zel was in the modern day she’d be the top of all her classes (beating Gale who would be so fucking mad about it), on every sports team, head of the prom committee, just constant after-school activities, total overachiever, and she will not accept being second place to anybody. meanwhile Karlach is on every sports team but she doesn’t really want to be, she just wants to do sport for fun and hang out with her friends, but the head of P.E. made her join because she’s good at it. unfortunately getting mad about it makes her compete better. Shadowheart grew up in a weird church and was definitely homeschooled for most of her life and is only in a mainstream school for sixth form because her weird church want her to recruit new members (she sucks at convincing people the church is good). sometimes she says fucking insane things totally seriously and everyone in the class goes what the fuck. Wyll is a very nice empathetic boy who tries to get along with everyone including Shadowheart even though she roleplays warrior cats at lunchtime and Lae’zel even though she threatens to murder him if he gets a higher grade in the debate than her, and it blindsides everyone when they find out his dad is the Head Teacher. Gale would be taking five A-Levels instead of three or four solely for the academic clout it brings him. Astarion should have graduated ten years ago and nobody knows why he’s still here. Withers is the school nurse.
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Asena text post no one asked for
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do not get the urge to write a MoTA/BoB crossover, katie. do not get the urge to write a MoTA/BoB crossover, katie. do not get the urge to write a MoTA/BoB crossover, katie.
do not get the urge to write a MoTA/BoB crossover, katie.
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modern au bg3 always haunts me. lae’zel gas station. shadowheart playing pool. what’s next— Wyll being a lifeguard at the local pool?
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babygirl elena has entered chat for the modded honour run
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Goodnight 18 runs, of which only one is fully finished 💖
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love how myrkul chose ketheric. big guy. big vibes. zaddy, tbh, if anyone cares. love how bane chose gortash. rich prick energy. still a decent sized guy. he looks like a wattpad villain. and then bhaal turned around and literally just took the first rabid stray he found and of fucking course it had to be a chihuaha-sized woman
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I need to bombard yall with my new bg3 characters bc I recently got back into the game and started a new tactician and honor mode save
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BREAKING NEWS
Tiny child murders local wizard
He is survived by his hubris
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