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okay but it’s like. if Lae’zel was in the modern day she’d be the top of all her classes (beating Gale who would be so fucking mad about it), on every sports team, head of the prom committee, just constant after-school activities, total overachiever, and she will not accept being second place to anybody. meanwhile Karlach is on every sports team but she doesn’t really want to be, she just wants to do sport for fun and hang out with her friends, but the head of P.E. made her join because she’s good at it. unfortunately getting mad about it makes her compete better. Shadowheart grew up in a weird church and was definitely homeschooled for most of her life and is only in a mainstream school for sixth form because her weird church want her to recruit new members (she sucks at convincing people the church is good). sometimes she says fucking insane things totally seriously and everyone in the class goes what the fuck. Wyll is a very nice empathetic boy who tries to get along with everyone including Shadowheart even though she roleplays warrior cats at lunchtime and Lae’zel even though she threatens to murder him if he gets a higher grade in the debate than her, and it blindsides everyone when they find out his dad is the Head Teacher. Gale would be taking five A-Levels instead of three or four solely for the academic clout it brings him. Astarion should have graduated ten years ago and nobody knows why he’s still here. Withers is the school nurse.

#idk why I wrote this or even why I thought of it but here you go #bg3 secondary school au apparently #also there wasn’t enough room to add:#Shads walks the mile in P.E. and got put in lunchtime remedial swimming lessons she doesn’t go to #Wyll gets asked to be on school council every year because he’s popular and well-liked and his dad is the Head but he keeps turning it down #he’s also nice to the dinner ladies and they give him extra helpings because they love him #Viconia phones the school almost daily to keep track of Shadowheart’s progress and everyone is fucking sick of her #Jaheira is the teacher all the gays flock to #Minsc is the school groundskeeper and there’s a running bet on whether Boo is real or not because nobody has ever seen him #(except Shads because she likes to sit under the tree at the end of the field and sometimes Boo sits with her but nobody asked her)#is Lae’zel Paris from gilmore girls? no comment.#Karlach really just wants to be on the football team and nothing else. she’s goalie.#Wyll is on a couple of sports teams because he wants to hang out with Karlach and she’s always busy with sport but it’s not really his thin #*thing #however he is in every school musical and he fucking loves that shit #Gale was definitely the smartest in his old school and then when he moved for sixth form he isn’t top of the class any more #and it’s causing him some Mental Distress #Arabella is one of those kids in primary school who are super smart in a certain subject and put in the gifted class and they do monthly #field trips to the secondary school and Gale volunteers to help teach year 7-8 level topics to them #Minthara runs the maths department like it’s the fucking navy

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