#gaaaaay (affectionate)

[suzypfonne]

Close second, the gay little shoulder dip after checking Crowley out.

Third runner up

Michael Sheen literally COULD NOT have said "ugh, it'll be a complete nightmare" any gayer than that. jfc. the look up/eye roll? the bitchiness? thats The southern pansy right there. thats the gayest thing aziraphale has ever done, even after kissing a male shaped demon

[grellsutcliffsworld]

How to annoy Sherlock Holmes:

1. Say that Moriarty is better, than him.

2. Be Moriarty.

3. Be Mycroft.

4. Be Anderson or Donovan.

5. Make him think, Lestrade is in love with Mycroft.

6. Make him think, Lestrade is in love with John.

7. Kidnap John.

8. Hide Sherlock's cigarettes and drugs.

9. Ship him with John and scream "Johnlock4ever" from the top of your lungs throughout the flat.

10. Ship him with Moriarty and scream "Sheriarty is alive" through the flat as loud as you can.

11. Ship him with Anderson and scream "Anderlock" or "Sherason".

12. Tell Mrs. Hudson that Sherlock has a boyfriend and it's not John.

13. Tell Mrs. Hudson, Sherlock's in love with her, but too scared to admit it, which is why he's send you.

14. Mimic John's, Moriarty's or Anderson's writing and slip a fake-valentines card under his pillow with one of the three names underneath and a little heart behind the name.

15. Act like you have an ultra-exiting secret and don't tell him what it is.

16. Solve a case, Sherlock's working on, before he can.

17. Call him Sherl, Sherly or an adult-virgin.

18. Constantly interrupt his deductions.

19. Get in the way of his cases.

20. Be clingy and overly affectionate with him.

21. Pat his head and call him a good boy, whenever he's nice to someone, made a smart deduction or solved a case.

22. Hurt John.

23. Hurt Mrs. Hudson.

24. Hurt Mycroft. (You'll probably have to almost kill him xD)

25. Hide his clothes and sheets.

26. Get him drunk and make a embarrassing video or picture of him, then show it to Anderson, Moriarty, Mrs. Hudson, Donovan, Lestrade, Mycroft or John.

27. Get Sherlock drunk and dye his hair pink or some other embarrassing color.

28. When you meet him for the first time, wear different clothes, then you normally do, so his deductions will be wrong.

29. Kidnap his violin and- or pipe and break them.

30. Insult Sherlock and everything/everyone he likes.

31. Dye his favorite coat.

32. Switch his male clothing with female clothing.

33. Sold his costumes on eBay.

34. Deduce him back everytime Sherlock deduces you.

35. Be extra dependent on Sherlock.

36. Make really stupid and obvious deductions. (Like: "Hillary Clinton killed the victim, because they were better at lying to her husband.")

37. Hide important pieces of evidence and switch them with new ones that point him out as the suspect.

38. Ask Sherlock, if he's sure, whenever he says something or makes deductions.

39. Mimic his personality and give him a taste of his own medicine.

40. Act as his mum and constantly mother him.

41. Constantly play "Stayin' alive".

42. Force-feed Sherlock or force him to sleep.

43. Yell, whenever you talk to Sherlock, but speak normally to everyone else.

44. Create an Grindr-account for Sherlock or an account on several dating websites.

45. Hide his skull.

46. Throw away everything, Sherlock his in his refrigerator.

47. Whenever Sherlock talks to a guy, scream "Ha, gaaaaay !" from the top of your lungs.

48. Make Moriarty think, Sherlock's in love with him and wants a child.

49. Make Moriarty, John, Lestrade or Anderson believe that Sherlock is actually a trans-woman and that Sherlock is pregnant with their child.

Tell them, theres no doubt that it's their child.

50. Constantly make him socialize with all sorts of people or don't give Sherlock the opportunity to spent time alone.

Hope you liked it ! :)

[positivewlwvibes]

I’ve gotten to the point where anytime I see anyone expressing any kind of affection towards someone else I get the urge to shout “gaaaaay” because I associate cutesy affectionate behavior so strongly with lgbt+ people that I forget that straight people do those things too

[ravetalkstothevoid]

This is mostly based off of a personal experience but how do you think Hanzo would react to Jesse taking him to his first ever Pride Parade? Out of curiosity tbh, no offense or anything :)

OMG I DONT THINK THIS IS OFFENSIVE AT ALL

okay okay so,,,, the LGBT+ situation in Japan is not so good and it’s even worse in such an old world organization like the Yakuza, so Hanzo likely had not experienced any kind of open acceptance in his homeland. also he’s canonically a reserved man who prefers his private affairs (like sexuality) to remain just that– so i think that it’s very likely that he kept his sexuality very close to his chest and had never celebrated it before. ALSO he is, canonically, a man who loves fun; jokes, drinking, teasing, etc.!

that being said, I think his first reaction to pride would be shock and possibly a little fear. like lbr, everything is LOUD and BRIGHT and BEAUTIFUL and GAAAAAY at pride and yes, Hanzo expected this but holy fuck he did NOT expect this. i think it would very much be a whole “i know what this is like” and then “i had no clue what this was like im an Idiot” situation. i think he’d be overwhelmed (but in a GOOD way) at how open everyone is at pride and how truly happy they are to be themselves. like yes, he’s seen people comfortable and public with their sexuality before, but never on such an enormous scale. 

i think his second reaction would be apprehension. he’s canonically a cautious man– it comes with being a sniper– so while he can appreciate others being loud about their sexuality, i think Hanzo would need to be coaxed a little bit. referring back to his aloof nature, i don’t think he’d be comfortable with outright blasting his sexuality from the start, if at all. McCree understands this, i think. McCree is canonically an empathetic man, so i think he’d be perfectly okay with Hanzo just wanting to watch and not really be in the thick of it. dancing off to the side, holding hands, cheering for others– these are all things Hanzo is comfortable with doing.

but once Hanzo is accustomed to his surroundings and to the pride vibe, i think he would 100% want to have as much fun as possible! most of all, i think he would enjoy being someplace with jesse where he doesn’t have to feel like it’s taboo or it’s inappropriate to be affectionate. :> 

this is ofc just my interpretation! 

[suzypfonne]

Look at this candy floss/cotton candy number. And those shooooes.

We see you.

New video of David being interviewed on press day ahead of the BAFTAs while wearing a pink and green fuzzy sweater, the nonbinary rainbow pin, and pink platform Doc Martens and I am dying...

[howglorygoes]

I think the only time I have heard someone say something's gay in a non-literal sense is straight people referring to other straight people being affectionate to one another and going gaaaay and it baffles and frustrates me. it's not even like two guys, it'll be like a straight couple and their friend yells "gaaaaay" when they kiss or say something sappy and it riles me up for some reason

[mr-and-mr-pendragon]

So y’all ready to make our merlin blogs even gayer this year or wuh