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sasudou · 2 years ago

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the real reason fyodor wanted to go to prison with dazai is because he wanted a japanese tutor

#fyodor: yo can you pass that thing #dazai: ??? what thing??#fyodor: the white thing. that’s like a uhhhhh…..umm ugh what’s it called…. OVAL! oval.#dazai: ????#fyodor: the one with the yellow thing in it ugh i forgot it’s name #dazai: …..the egg????#fyodor: YES YES THE ECK #dazai: …..egg #fyodor: that’s what i said #bsd #bsd wan #dazai osamu #bsd dostoevsky #bsd fyodor dostoevsky

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sableeira · 7 months ago

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when I said Aya deserves a new dad I didn’t mean like this ❌❌❌❌ stay away from her ❗️❗️❗️ your hair is grimy ❗️❗️❗️

#what if I said I actually liked this development #it’s so devastating #bsd fyodor #bsd aya #bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd spoilers #bsd 115

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karlenthusiast · 5 months ago

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incredibly stupid bsd memes featuring texts that i have 100% unironically sent to various friends over the past several months

Part 2

Part 3

#bsd #bungo stray dogs #bungou stray dogs #bsd memes #bungo stray dogs memes #bungou stray dogs memes #bsd ranpo #bsd poe #bsd fyodor #bsd akutagawa #bsd dazai #bsd nikolai #i would have used a larger variety of characters but these were all that made sense with what I said (+ the blood cup just for fun)

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seithennyn · 5 days ago

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#kizaru #borsalino #one piece #admiral kizaru #egghead #one piece kizaru #something something hanged man something something #ojibwa said i mourn what could have been what will not be what i cant save #and fyodor dostoyevsky said that the worst sin is that you have destroyed and betrayed yourself for nothing

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xvxblahhhxvx · 25 days ago

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I love how every time Fyodor opens his mouth to speak in the last few chapters Atsushi's face is just like "No no no no shut up shut up SHUT UP-"

Unfortunately, he does not.

#he even makes diagrams to help Atsushi follow along #Atsushi's gonna leave this fight with a binder full of papers #on physics and the history of mankind #there will be a test #ngl I can totally see Fyodor coming back to Atsushi and testing him on what was said #like I went through all the trouble to monologue and draw you clear diagrams you better remember these lessons #anyways.#bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd #bsd fyodor #bsd Atsushi #bsd chapter 120.5 #bsd chapter 120.5 spoilers #bsd manga spoilers #chapter 120.5

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etrevil · 1 year ago

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That smug look on his face after calling a seven-year-long bond "shallow"

#fyodor: yeah. i said what i said. you're not homoerotic enough like me and kolya. you don't even have a bloody bath scene like us.#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bungou gay dogs #bsd anime #bsd season 5 #bsd season five #bungou stray dogs season five #fyodor dostoevsky #bsd fyodor #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #bsd dazai #chuuya nakahara #bsd chuuya #soukoku #bsd soukoku

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consumeroflemoans · 1 month ago

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GUESS WHO MADE ANOTHER ONE!

Making the ivantill/soukoku piece made me think about the parallels between Hyuna and Luka with Fyolai too

I’m so normal about them

#fyolai #fyodor dostoevsky #nikolai gogol #bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #hyuluka #alien stage #lemon arts #btw the neon sign behind Nikolai says cock #I didn’t bother to try and decipher what the one behind hyuna said. I think this is appropriate #I had a harder time pairing song lyrics together on this one #probably because Hyuna and Luka’s personalities fit Fyolai but their songs fit less #but I took lines from ruler of my heart all in and blink gone #Along with the scenes too

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sherxplained · 10 months ago

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So, long awaited Fyodor's backstory.... Asagiri dropped the bomb on us just like that, huh?

First of all, he looks so fine. And we established he has a thing for being underground and chained up, et cetera.

For all we knew, he could be the very first ability user ever, or if he even the one who's created these abilities in the first place. Hence, his obsession and all these talk about "God, Men, and Devil" and why he's also there in alternate universe.

His existence is a crime and his punishment is to always continued existing.

I do hope he won't be the classic case of "I'm immortal and I want to end it all" and that only can be achieved in a world without ability.

Or, he simply misleading Sigma and in extensions, Dazai and Agency (unlikely though)

#bro is yapping #I'm rambling #to be very honest #the timeline is so funny though #i blame all those jokes about ancient fyodor #anyway #it's stray away from the main theme and bsd plot #what is bsd plot again?#asagiri really said #plot what plot #😅#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #bsd 113 #fyodor bsd

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dazais-guardian-angel · 26 days ago

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Well, at least Fukuzawa got his wish granted, I guess.... he's finally inside Fukuchi <3

#bungou stray dogs #bsd spoilers #bsd 120.5 #please laugh i know i made myself laugh.... if only to keep from crying lol #the oocification of Fukuzawa will be studied in the history books for years to come #that's not my fukuzawa...... that's his discount twin fucksack #because his dick is so far up the ass of his dead pathetic dumbass crusty ex boyfriend it's not even funny #he is dickriding that fucker HARD #and here i thought the FANDOM woobified fukuchi out the wazoo. but oh my god no fukuzawa himself has them all beat this chapter #man is coco for cocopuffs and babying that grown-ass man like he's 5 #it's truly pathetic and depressing to see i'm just beyond words #'you deceived him by keeping quiet the issues that would plague a union of mankind' NO??? LITERALLY ANYONE WITH A BRAIN WOULD KNOW #THAT THAT WOULD NEVER FUCKING WORK???? THAT IT'S THE STUPIDEST MOST NAIVE PLAN AND VIEW OF THE WORLD IMAGINABLE????#WHY ARE YOU ACTING LIKE THIS IS A TODDLER INSTEAD OF A GROWN-ASS SOLDIER WITH YEARS OF MILITARY EXPERIENCE #Fyodor feels like the only one at this point that hasn't truly lost the plot in all this...... the only one with a goddamn brain #I HATE THAT I HAVE TO AGREE WITH HIM!!!!!!!!! I HATE THAT IT FELT SO CATHARTIC!!!!!!!!!!!!#and i hate even more that the series clearly doesn't want us to agree with him and instead believe that fukuzawa is still right #even though he was spouting the most naive braindead bullshit imaginable that early series Fukuzawa would NEVER SAY #WHAT ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN BRO??? WHY DO YOU CARE MORE ABOUT DEFENDING THE HONOR OF THAT CRUSTY MF THAN #THE SAFETY OF YOUR KIDS????#WHERE DID ALL YOUR INTELLIGENCE GO #i fucking hated the writing ever since fukuchi's plan/motives were first revealed and it was played completely straight (and gay lol)#but to hear fukuzawa actually come out and defend that ridiculous bs is just.......... again i have no words #it's insane. what happened. what happened to you fukuzawa. all i can do is laugh it's so sad it's so stupid. I WAS CRINGING SO BAD.#and was so glad when he finally died so he finally SHUT THE FUCK UP. i hate it here. i miss when BSD was good so bad man 😭😭😭#it would be one thing if it felt like he's so deep in grief that he's completely deluded himself that fukuchi was right and had pure motive #and wasn't an idiotic piece of shit himself just like fyodor #but nah again it just feels like we're supposed to side with him lmao even though fyodor was exactly right in everything he said #when your villain sounds more intelligent/correct than your hero and that's not an intentional writing choice..... that's not good bros!!!#anyway may your stupidity be purified in the soul of your dead bf fukuzawa 🙏 and we get the true you back

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veresidae · 3 months ago

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Just like a spider in its web...

#crime and punishment #rodion romanovich raskolnikov #fyodor dostoyevsky #spiders #ruslit #uhhoihhhh whateverrrr #In truth i dont think rodya is similar to any web building spider... But its what he said...#Hes more like the humble woodlouse spider...

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sad-emo-dip-dye · 8 months ago

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I have to get off tiktok they are misreading canon out there

#I keep seeing people say Dazai would be conflicted abt having to kill fyodor cause what oda said???!!!?!!#oda said be on the side that saves people he didn’t say jack shit about not killing #as if we didn’t just watch dazais whole plan to kill fyodor play out #huh??#what are y’all doin over there

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phtalogreenpoison · 8 months ago

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GUYS GUYS I JUST HAD A THOUGHT

..fyodor parenting aya.

that's it. that's the thought.

#ok i know this was evil of me but hey #HER BECOMING A PARALLEL TO KYOUKA LIKE STARTING WITH BRAM IN THE LIGHT AND BEING PUSHED FURTHER AND FURTHER TO THE DARK #or even bsd q #also also like fyodor being like ugh i guess i have to parent my bitter ex/passionate lover's child. oh whatever i shall do >:)#see my fyobram post for reference #UM BUT LIKE #this could either be really angsty or complete crack #or both honestly #him manipulating herrrrrrrr ough no i made myself saddd #kunikida lining up with custody papers be like #and bram is watching as like a spirit or as the consumed like “babe please this isn't you”#and what if i said this was the gateway to kunikida and fyodor making out sloppy style. what then.#bram watches in horror #bsd #bsd 114.5 #bsd spoilers #bram bsd #bsd aya #bungou stray dogs #bsd fyodor #bsd kunikida #fyobram #bsd bram

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princessbutler1316 · 7 months ago

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#bsd #soukoku #nakahara chuuya #dazai osamu #bungou stray dogs #fyodor dostoevsky #kafka asagiri #i said what i said

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zukkaoru · 9 months ago

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fyozai + pet names is like.. dazai calls fyodor the most obnoxious cringe things known to man, and he stacks seven pet names on top of each other just to make it worse. meanwhile fyodor uses sophisticated, genuinely sweet things like dear or darling or russian terms of endearment. but 80% of the time what he really means is "i am on hour twelve of my fantasy where i poison you and then proceed to watch you writhe in agony and refuse to put you out of your misery and then eventually force the antidote in you just so you won't get the satisfaction of dying even after all that pain"

#dazai: hello my little schnookums pookie bear babygirl pumpkin pie nightlight starbright first star i see tonight. how are you ^.^#fyodor: i am fine dear (said while vividly imagining dazai being pecked apart by birds and bleeding to death)#fyozai #bsd #this is important to me #dazai can only show affection ironically so he says these things like theyre a joke #but what he really means is please for the love of GOD let me hold your hand #hello grace here

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bamboo-bees · 8 months ago

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Fyodor has got a Dazai problem ok

✨Inspired by Chapter 114✨

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #bsd fyodor #bsd dazai #fydor dostoevsky #dazai osamu #bsd manga #manga spoilers #this all started bc I was explaining the recent chapters to a non bsd reader #I told her fyodors ability and she was like #well what about the agent that grabbed him that one time #I told her it was bc fyodor had hawthrones blood #then she asked well what about that karma kid #and I said simply hawthornes blood #then I had to pause bc wtf fyodor #why just y #like going out with the boys?#um not without your handy dandy blood bullet you’re not

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himikoslove · 17 days ago

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Why would they give dead apple fyodor gloves just to take them away. Sick and twisted

#Want those silk black gloved hands in my mouth #I mean what who said that #He was soooooo sexy in #Dead apple #I'm screaming #Always my beloved #Dead apple fyodor 🥺🎀🎉💋🥰💞💞

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