#fyodor: that’s what i said
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the real reason fyodor wanted to go to prison with dazai is because he wanted a japanese tutor
#fyodor: yo can you pass that thing#dazai: ??? what thing??#fyodor: the white thing. that’s like a uhhhhh…..umm ugh what’s it called…. OVAL! oval.#dazai: ????#fyodor: the one with the yellow thing in it ugh i forgot it’s name#dazai: …..the egg????#fyodor: YES YES THE ECK#dazai: …..egg#fyodor: that’s what i said#bsd#bsd wan#dazai osamu#bsd dostoevsky#bsd fyodor dostoevsky
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when I said Aya deserves a new dad I didn’t mean like this ❌❌❌❌ stay away from her ❗️❗️❗️ your hair is grimy ❗️❗️❗️
#what if I said I actually liked this development#it’s so devastating#bsd fyodor#bsd aya#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd spoilers#bsd 115
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incredibly stupid bsd memes featuring texts that i have 100% unironically sent to various friends over the past several months
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#bsd#bungo stray dogs#bungou stray dogs#bsd memes#bungo stray dogs memes#bungou stray dogs memes#bsd ranpo#bsd poe#bsd fyodor#bsd akutagawa#bsd dazai#bsd nikolai#i would have used a larger variety of characters but these were all that made sense with what I said (+ the blood cup just for fun)
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That smug look on his face after calling a seven-year-long bond "shallow"
#fyodor: yeah. i said what i said. you're not homoerotic enough like me and kolya. you don't even have a bloody bath scene like us.#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bungou gay dogs#bsd anime#bsd season 5#bsd season five#bungou stray dogs season five#fyodor dostoevsky#bsd fyodor#dazai osamu#osamu dazai#bsd dazai#chuuya nakahara#bsd chuuya#soukoku#bsd soukoku
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So, long awaited Fyodor's backstory.... Asagiri dropped the bomb on us just like that, huh?
First of all, he looks so fine. And we established he has a thing for being underground and chained up, et cetera.
For all we knew, he could be the very first ability user ever, or if he even the one who's created these abilities in the first place. Hence, his obsession and all these talk about "God, Men, and Devil" and why he's also there in alternate universe.
His existence is a crime and his punishment is to always continued existing.
I do hope he won't be the classic case of "I'm immortal and I want to end it all" and that only can be achieved in a world without ability.
Or, he simply misleading Sigma and in extensions, Dazai and Agency (unlikely though)
#bro is yapping#I'm rambling#to be very honest#the timeline is so funny though#i blame all those jokes about ancient fyodor#anyway#it's stray away from the main theme and bsd plot#what is bsd plot again?#asagiri really said#plot what plot#😅#bsd#bungou stray dogs#bungo stray dogs#bsd 113#fyodor bsd
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Just like a spider in its web...
#crime and punishment#rodion romanovich raskolnikov#fyodor dostoyevsky#spiders#ruslit#uhhoihhhh whateverrrr#In truth i dont think rodya is similar to any web building spider... But its what he said...#Hes more like the humble woodlouse spider...
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I have to get off tiktok they are misreading canon out there
#I keep seeing people say Dazai would be conflicted abt having to kill fyodor cause what oda said???!!!?!!#oda said be on the side that saves people he didn’t say jack shit about not killing#as if we didn’t just watch dazais whole plan to kill fyodor play out#huh??#what are y’all doin over there
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GUYS GUYS I JUST HAD A THOUGHT
..fyodor parenting aya.
that's it. that's the thought.
#ok i know this was evil of me but hey#HER BECOMING A PARALLEL TO KYOUKA LIKE STARTING WITH BRAM IN THE LIGHT AND BEING PUSHED FURTHER AND FURTHER TO THE DARK#or even bsd q#also also like fyodor being like ugh i guess i have to parent my bitter ex/passionate lover's child. oh whatever i shall do >:)#see my fyobram post for reference#UM BUT LIKE#this could either be really angsty or complete crack#or both honestly#him manipulating herrrrrrrr ough no i made myself saddd#kunikida lining up with custody papers be like#and bram is watching as like a spirit or as the consumed like “babe please this isn't you”#and what if i said this was the gateway to kunikida and fyodor making out sloppy style. what then.#bram watches in horror#bsd#bsd 114.5#bsd spoilers#bram bsd#bsd aya#bungou stray dogs#bsd fyodor#bsd kunikida#fyobram#bsd bram
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#bsd#soukoku#nakahara chuuya#dazai osamu#bungou stray dogs#fyodor dostoevsky#kafka asagiri#i said what i said
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fyozai + pet names is like.. dazai calls fyodor the most obnoxious cringe things known to man, and he stacks seven pet names on top of each other just to make it worse. meanwhile fyodor uses sophisticated, genuinely sweet things like dear or darling or russian terms of endearment. but 80% of the time what he really means is "i am on hour twelve of my fantasy where i poison you and then proceed to watch you writhe in agony and refuse to put you out of your misery and then eventually force the antidote in you just so you won't get the satisfaction of dying even after all that pain"
#dazai: hello my little schnookums pookie bear babygirl pumpkin pie nightlight starbright first star i see tonight. how are you ^.^#fyodor: i am fine dear (said while vividly imagining dazai being pecked apart by birds and bleeding to death)#fyozai#bsd#this is important to me#dazai can only show affection ironically so he says these things like theyre a joke#but what he really means is please for the love of GOD let me hold your hand#hello grace here
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GUESS WHO MADE ANOTHER ONE!
Making the ivantill/soukoku piece made me think about the parallels between Hyuna and Luka with Fyolai too
I’m so normal about them
#fyolai#fyodor dostoevsky#nikolai gogol#bungou stray dogs#bungou gay dogs#hyuluka#alien stage#lemon arts#btw the neon sign behind Nikolai says cock#I didn’t bother to try and decipher what the one behind hyuna said. I think this is appropriate#I had a harder time pairing song lyrics together on this one#probably because Hyuna and Luka’s personalities fit Fyolai but their songs fit less#but I took lines from ruler of my heart all in and blink gone#Along with the scenes too
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Fyodor has got a Dazai problem ok
✨Inspired by Chapter 114✨
#bungou stray dogs#bsd#bsd fyodor#bsd dazai#fydor dostoevsky#dazai osamu#bsd manga#manga spoilers#this all started bc I was explaining the recent chapters to a non bsd reader#I told her fyodors ability and she was like#well what about the agent that grabbed him that one time#I told her it was bc fyodor had hawthrones blood#then she asked well what about that karma kid#and I said simply hawthornes blood#then I had to pause bc wtf fyodor#why just y#like going out with the boys?#um not without your handy dandy blood bullet you’re not
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Bones’ list of priorities has become apparent in the latest episode
(of course I’m never mad to see my clown boy animated, that “holy shit” made my day ilu clown psychopathic gay man muah)
The fake anime screenshot is drawn by creantzy btw
#bungo stray dogs#bungo gay dogs#chuuya sounded like a Micheal Jackson tee-hee#a horse neigh#and a chicken screech all at the same time#the sigzai dance was so buttery smooth#im officially choosing to believe that bones holds sigzai in the highest regard cuz holy shit that was like a goddamn Disney waltz#also rip cut fyolai content#I’ll take what I can get but I can still be salty#especially when it’s so apparent bones has favorites#they want Sigma Dazai Fyodor and Nikolai to have a foursome#I’m just a company whistleblower ok?#fyolai#sigzai#poly#they all be having psychotic fun with aro ace sigma#and chuu chuu has been relegated to a horsie#bones really said go neigh away#dazai bsd#chuuya bsd#bsd fyodor#bsd nikolai#mersault girlies#anime
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Rodya is asking his mother if she'll still love him no matter what she may hear about him (omitting any mention of the double homicide he committed), which is almost exactly what I asked my father when I was 14, ahead of telling him I'd gotten my belly button illegally pierced at an unscrupulous tattoo shop.
#crime and punishment#fyodor dostoevsky#it worked by the way#he was so panicked about what i might have done that he said “oh thank god” when i finally told him about the piercing#and then three days later he said you did WHAT—
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Ok but Lucy and Akutagawa arguing over who likes Atsushi more when he’s not there <3
#it’s real I saw it#‘sushi walks in and they immediately go quiet#‘what we’re you arguing about’ ‘nothing’ [said while glaring at each ither]#eventually they come to an understanding. they both like ‘sushi just as much as the other.#then they both kiss him on the cheeks because he is precious <3#I’m sorry I just cannot stop making trio ships like. Kunikida chuuya Dazai is already so close to my heart#brain has also rotted with Fyodor Nikolai and Sigma#and my beloveds higuchi tachihara and gin#I’m in too deep#bungou stray dogs#bsd akutagawa#bsd atsushi#bsd lucy#shin soukoku#atsulucy
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vomiting and crying over 119 in tags
#“who the hell are you” hey akutagawa what do you mean#what do you mean akutagawa#we got the power of homosexuality but at what cost......#rashomons spacial distortion x beast beneath the moonlight is gonna cross the fourth dimension to pop a cap in amenogozens ass#and everyone who said sskk is cooked without skk will eat it#dazai probably planned this.#no#i believe in the teenage faggots#atsushi looks like a wet cat in this chapter i know fyodor did NOT play that card#i need to see my man go apeshit#akutagawa looks so pretttyyyyy <3333#fyodor stop being beautiful while you ruin my life challenge impossible#i miss dazai i miss dazai i miss dazai i miss dazai i miss dazai i miss dazai i miss dazai i miss dazai#show me my boywife asagiri please. im starving.#(he will not be in the manga for another seven years)#fuck my stupid baka life#when the knight aku v. gozen fight gets animated i will become the most annoying motherfucker alive.#bsd 119#bsd spoilers#reid speaks.ᐟ
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