#fye fits

[fyefits]

[fyenjoyjr]

Olivia Munn

[brielarsonreplyguy]

they just be letting me go anywhere 🤦🏽🤦🏽

[fyefits]

[averagemrfox]

Everyday I miss Rag Shop

[candypopinluv]

fav enha writers

୨୧ I have done a lottt of reading on tumblr but now that i have made this blog now i can finally compile a list of my favorite authors and some of my favorite fics ; now its got some real nasty stuff on here and some of it is really wildddd so if you read it please reading the warnings at beginning! all of these are reader, if it mentions two members its because its a threesome. anyways, lets dig in mwahahaha!!!

୨୧ @moon7jay - and my fav work by them is cherry (heeseung) its soooo nasty its wonderful ୨୧ @stillmonsterz - one my absolute fav fics is brave it together (jay) its got the drama the suspense the plot the smut its got it all! i also really love this heeseung fic by them ୨୧ @bandgie- honestly i haven't read many of their works yet but i have a few anndddd loooooove this one (heeseung, jake) its so nastyyy ୨୧ @pshaven - my fav fit of theirs is shotgun (jake, sunghoon) it so fun lol I love fun smut ୨୧ @heesimp - she is sooo nasty (in a good way) just like me so i love thier works this one is my fav tho (heeseung, sunghoon) ୨୧ @sjyfave - i think my fav by them is a film to miss (heeseung, jake) ୨୧ @hottestvirgin - something abt this one (sunghoon) its just yes ୨୧ @simpjaes - one of the damned girls (sunghoon) this...this is a real deal fyeeee fic i love it ୨୧ @karinasbaby - i actually fr can't pic a fav everything fye ୨୧ @jungwondazed - my fav is tension (jungwon) i loveeeeee this fic eek ୨୧ @onlygarden - this jungwon fic right here oh yes had me kicking my feet giggling ୨୧ i might make a part two of this eventually if i think of more or find more idk but yeah

[rosemarie333]

Astro Observations/Opinions (Vedic Edition) Part Two

Hello Guys! Thank you for the support of my first observation🫶🏾! I APPRECIATE YOU ALL

As an fyi I am not well versed in Vedic too much yet, but I am getting better and better sooo without further do, LETS START HEHE😋

These are based on my perspective of placements and signs, so take what resonates and leave what doesn’t🫶🏾 I’d love to hear y’all’s take as well!

1. People with sun nakshatras in their big 3 can be super prideful when it comes down to it. LOL i mentioned in my last post that they can be egoistic, and that’s true but when they are wrong they’re PRIDE HAS NOOO MATCHES. i’m a kritikka sun so i can admit when i’m wrong it be a HIT to my ego but i do my best to apologize. Buttt one thing about a sun ruled person is that THEY LOOK SOO GLAZED IN THE SUN like summer is y’all’s best friend because y’all were born sun kissed.

2. Although I am an ashlesha moon, i can COMPLETELY UNDERSTAND why people don’t want to be around us when we’re at our worst (this goes for mercurial people in general imo ( ESPECIALLY jyeshthas and ashleshas but revatis ehhhh it’s a 50/50 chance lol even tho they can be very emotionally immature at times). Like i have an ashlesha sun brother and he is so fucking provoking like he does it for a sport and he’s comfortable uplifting people then shooting them down. He can be very sweet and caring but sometimes his aggression and his bad behavior really does overshadow his good behavior and it’s hard to be around someone who doesn’t give a shit if everyone is on edge around them (lol i have mercury in the 8th house in ashwini so power struggles with siblings is very prevalent ugh). Women can be just as negative and it’s like they get a kick out of it because like i’ve said in a previous post they go off on others and tbh it gives them fuel and a short feeling of superiority because they feel inferior (i keep saying they as if i don’t have an ashlesha moon but tbh i understand).

3. Chitra PEOPLE ARE SO FUCKING CREATIVE OMGGGF i’m sooo jealous. like they’re ability to create something out of thin air is FUCKING impeccable. they also have great magnetism and people flock to them easily like dhanisthas. For instance , DOJA CAT omgggg great magnetism (rahu in the 1st gives that hella) and she’s super fucking creative like she writes the majority of songs herself and can produce music like as an aspiring lawyer who’s very interested in singing and songwriting BABES SHE IS one of my inspirations (i also love how weird her music can be). i know the star rules creativity but damn i wish i had it.

4. I’m tired of rahuvians looking like this exact emojis 👁️👄👁️. Like y’all’s eyes POP and like i be feeling like y’all staring at my soul like calm down. I also love how you guys rock eye makeup esp when it makes your eyes look bigger likeeeeeeeee. Speaking of rahuvians, why are ardras lowkey vindictive LMAO like y’all def have a streak of vindictive behavior in y’all.

5. Hasta women, please consider getting a hand tattoo. Y’all loook so fucking fye with a henna hand tattoo or even an actual one (rihanna is a good example but i don’t think she has a hasta placement, but ariana grande has a hasta moon and she has hand tats and they look bomb asf) Like hasta rules the hands and although y’all can be conservative babes TRY IT!

6. jupiter in the 1st house in hasta🫱🏻‍🫲🏿 weight fluctuating real bad esp since it’s in a moon nakshatra like😭i used to be so skinny and now i gained so much weight but tbh i ain’t complaining too much because it fits my body nicely 😏.

7. Having a Sun, Venus, and even Jupiter AK (atmakaraka) is such a flex like😭. Being very confident and self assured with a Sun Ak, Venus AK having that PRETTY PRIVILEGE AS YALL SHOULD!!!, and a Jupiter Ak being hella lucky and the world working in ur favor issss super niceee like i’m jealous (i know your full chart matters on whether these will work in your favor but even with these I feel like y’all were born to be a bad bitch). I feel like having these as a DK (darakaraka) is a flex too tbh. On the topic of AK’s, tbh Saturn atmakaraka is one of the most prevalent in very famous stars (Marilyn Monroe, Aaliyah, Lana Del Ray, Whitney Houston, Doja Cat, Selena Quintanilla). I’m addition, having this AK is pretty saddening because of lot of the people who have this (your chart also plays a part but as something i noticed and others have as well) usually have a hard time in life (Britney Spears, Marylin Monroe, Whitney Houston, Aaliyah). It’s a damned if you damned if you don’t AK butttt just because you have it doesn’t NOT mean one bit it’s doom and gloom because it’s not it is very cool to have this AK (EVEN THO SATURN IS A HARSH ASS MF lol i have a saturn ak 😩)

8. Ketu in the 1st house🫱🏻‍🫲🏿maladaptive daydreaming and very pretty eyes (looks like they are sleep deprived LMAO but it’s very cute imo)

That is all! I didn’t include venus or jupiter observations as I really don’t know a lot of them, but imma do more research and would love to hear what observations you have!

[henneseyhoe]

Freaky Girl

Tyrone x BLACK!FEM!reader

WARNINGS:real ghetto. Y’all know Tyrone a hood nigga anyway. Spit(obvi), Short, not a complete smut buttt it’s still nasty.

SUMMARY: Tyrone gets the rest of his soul taken(if the government didn’t already do that for him)

Ps.I lowkey wanna make this longer into a full smut but idk lmfao

(Gif cr: @tishrivers <3 )

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Music with bass boomed through the car crowed street, the neighborhood cul-de-sac he pulled up in being as active as the hood usually is. The place wasn’t run down, but you could tell a couple illegal activities took place here more than often. He was no stranger to environments like this at all though. He grew up around it. Only problem was, this wasn’t his hood, so he was careful.

He made sure not to wear any alarming colors, even leaving behind the blue flag he’d usually wear in the back of his pocket, hanging out for any nigga to see. Not tonight though, he wasn’t even trynna be on that. A nigga couldn’t imagine getting clapped in somebody else hood just for wanting to get some pussy from this fye bitch a few blocks down. He honestly could have just walked, but he wasn’t feeling the idea of freely walking somewhere without his ‘heat’. Especially not around no damn crackheads.

Speaking of said ‘fye bitch’, she was in all honesty more than that, but he knew nothing apart from how some cornbread fed ass shordy he met at a party a month ago wanted what he had in them dickies cargo pants. She was pretty, both street and book smart, but the important part was that she was down for whatever a nigga offered.

He had heard about her around before, but he never really looked into why she was talked about other than the fact that she, again, had a fat ass and use to deal with some known nigga from across the states. Last reason he didn’t give a fuck about actually. All he thought about was if she knew how to take dick or not.

He exits his car and locks it, making his way into the neighborhood fully with a gangster lean in his walk. Like he had something in them pants that could cripple a bitch. All he could smell was weed smoke and burning wood. passing by residents and other guests who had came there for completely different reasons. Feeling cautious, he clutched his belt anytime he felt eyes on him. You could never be too careful.

Finding the girls house, he shakes his head at the hot pink painted front door, making it the only one to stand out apart from all of the other duplexes.

Laying a knock on the door, he leans against the porches iron railings and waits, which felt like forever in his case, though it was only a minute that passed. The door swings open, revealing the thick girl in boy shorts and a cropped tee that was fitted against her breasts, the deep split in the middle already giving him a show. It was obviously cut after being bought, the bottom of the shirt being tacky with loose threading that reveled a bit of her under boob.

“Bout time, nigga. Thought they got yo ass or sum” she moves from the door to let him in, walking back to wherever she came from. He walks in, his eyes fixated on the movement of her ass in those shorts. He couldn’t wait to see how it moved without the shorts restricting her.

He blew off at her comment. “Got? Never that, that ain’t me. A nigga had other things to do, shordy”

She turned to him, her eyebrows cockily raising. “Better than me?”

Silence was passed around with that question lingering around his head, a smirk tugging at the side of his lips as he thought, kicking the door shut with his foot then reaching for his belt.

“Hell nah”

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“Fuck—suck that shit” he exhaled, milky white smoke floating from his lips as he slowly leans his head back and entangles his hands in the girls Fulani braids. He was deep down her throat as if there was nothing blocking him from going further, and she was taking it. Imagine throwing a sausage down a hallway.

She licked and sucked along the shaft of his dick like it was hydrating her, her only goal being to get him off at the moment. Pulling him out of her throat, her hands wrap around his thick, long pipe, stroking him while her tongue worked on his balls, using her spit to get it sloppy, how he liked it. She used so much spit that the waist band of the front of his pants was wet down to the zipper.

He could still hear the loud trap music from outside and his high was hitting just right, making the music seem like it was put into some kind of filter. Like his brain chopped and skrewed it for him, his own remix featuring the wet sounds of the girls throat swallowing him whole.

She continued to slurp him up, shamelessly looking up at him with her beautiful slanted eyes, her wispy, recently done eyelashes complementing the shape. Usually girls teared up when giving head because of the pressure, but Y/N? Not one tear could fall from her eyes while doing one of her favorite things; getting some cut.

Feeling him pulse in her throat, she smiled with him still there. He could only look down at her in awe, taking another hit of his blunt to refill his lungs , but to also distract him from busting already, though that was the inevitable once she hallowed her cheeks and tightened her lips around the base of his dick, sucking like she was attempting to pull the nut out of him, which didn’t need much of an attempt since he was already ready to bust back to back in any hole she offered tonight.

He gripped the couch cushion underneath him with his hand, almost dropping his blunt as she sucked up and swallowed every bit of the sweetness he gave her. Not being able to take anymore of the suction, he pulls out of her mouth with a grunt, his hand moving down to grip the base of his dick as more of his essence spurted out onto her plump lips till that was all he could give from that one session.

“Gahdamn” he sighed, still holding himself until the sensation of her mouth went away, leaving his dick continuously bobbing up and down in jerks just from the sight of her. She only hummed out a soft ‘Mmmm’ as she rubbed the rest of his nut along her lips, giving it a gloss like sheen. That made him go crazy, starting to get him hard all over again. Her tongue danced on her fingers, moving the muscle up and down her middle finger and swirling around the tip of her long and exaggerated acrylics.

They were red and curved, decorated with white painted on flowers. It reminded him of the designs back into the 90s.

Standing to her feet, she removed the crop top she wore, releasing the gift given to her by whatever woman who birthed the freak. He would have thanked her momma if he knew her.

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Me cause I had that damn song on repeat while writing this 🤭

[progmanx]

Soo… thoughts on the flip side?

I enjoyed it when I played it, but it left zero lasting impression on me, unlike the first two games. It holds no special place in my heart, and I honestly question why it exists. I think there's a lot you COULD say about sex workers and how that internal perception works, how Jecka's total lack of control in her life paralyzes her, but...I don't think this has really much to say at all. The FYE route reads and feels like a bad South Park episode, which is completely baffling.

And for the love of God if you want to if you NEED to for some reason make a joke about how this kid from the suburbs doesn't know geography SAY PAKISTAN FIRST as the one she is mixing up that was so tone deaf and pointless as a writing decision.

As much as SBN3 talks about how humor and jokes work and that's what he does? Where are the jokes. The same bit with Jecka's dad screaming at her is kind of funny the first time you play it but it's not gonna work twice. There's no longevity there's no LIFE to this, unlike the first two.

Basically none of the humor is actually going to be funny a second time unlike ALL of the Re-Up and a lot of the original game. For something that marketed itself as "the other games matter here to remember" they really didn't except the Nicole suicide route which was done extremely well but...we already did this messaging. That's why it was good we did ALL of this before. There was nothing actually new here to explore or say.

Just a remix in a far more muddied and far less entertaining way. Three routes are about jobs in the Recession which could be really interesting to explore but. They didn't.

I don't even have a problem with the feet thing, tbh, but it's the SAME joke over and over and over and it stops working faster than the game thinks it does imo.

Nicole having toe sex with Jecka's dad feels...baffling and bizarre. Especially after how much time was spent in the sex worker route FOR NICOLE last time. She can't fuck a stranger sober but she can do this? To this old creepy dude she is disgusted by at the start? I know she's vindictive but jfc???

We did this already.

Ms. Ames as the counselor (no she's not she's Remedial English), Kyle as...cited as the guy who killed his mom for Jecka in the opening but then he's just there? Again, talking about how the other games matter but they don't?? There's like. No characterization here, but most of all, above everything else, why I only enjoyed it once and why I don't love it?

There is not one trace of sincerity outside of the Nicole Suicide route. BECAUSE THAT'S FROM THE FIRST GAME. It all feels just so...hollow and forced and frustrated and almost spiteful. Like why the fuck is it ARI who dies and not JECKA KILLING HER DAD?! There's no consistency here, basically everyone is flanderized I just.

what the fuck?

I'm not even that disappointed, since I went in expecting nothing, but to go that hard on the first two and then you show up with whatever the hell this is? Anachronism after anachronism---if you want to talk about instituional cp you need to actually oh gee I dunno give that some fucking room. You SHOULD talk about it if you feel you can in a way that's HELPFUL but shouting it with nothing else to say doesn't do shit and really doesn't fit with...the other games actually saying stuff and meaning it.

I have defended the Mr. White stuff because of how easy the slippery slope of radicalization is but this is just fucking stupid. There's nothing to this. It's a bunch of references in the FYE route and if you can't get Antfish back just do not put the counselor in the voice doesn't work with an impression. There's like. no actual banter in this game, either. There's no solid back and forth.

I doubt I'll stick around for the anime if this is where things are at, like okay man. You had two great things I'll always love them. This gave me a fun evening and I am already struggling to remember anything that happened or anything that was said. The other two are seared into my brain forevermore.

also that last text message was just lazy troll dick move; everyone will think he is being entirely serious.

God just

HOW DO YOU GO FROM HAVING A COMEDY DUO THAT IS UP THERE WITH ABBOT AND COSTELLO TO DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING?!

[perenians]

CUT CONVERSATION BETWEEN ALOTH & EDÉR (mentioned here, posted on request of @rurousha)

Iselmyr: I conne yer look, Edér. Something's champing at ye.

Iselmyr watches through Aloth's eyes, looking at Edér in concern.

Edér: I been telling folks I'm all right. But the truth is, thinking about facing Eothas keeps me up at night. Iselmyr: Aye, I expect so. 'Tis a stouter feat than braving that eld bonebag, Thaos.

A shudder ripples through Aloth's body.

Edér frowns. Edér: Didn't think much rattled you.

She shrugs.

Iselmyr: An' so ye shouldn't. Someone's got to keep the lad on his feet.

Edér: That's just an old habit. He can stand on his own now. Iselmyr: I like him to think so.

Iselmyr falls quiet for a moment, knotting Aloth's fingers together in a very Aloth-like fashion. Edér: You're a gentler soul than you let on. Wish more people could see it. Iselmyr: Most folk judge only by their gapin' and gawpin'.

Iselmyr: Not so with ye.

She inclines Aloth's head toward Edér. Edér: I had you wrong, too. Up till recently. But I'm glad to know you now. Iselmyr: Fye, Edér, there's plenty ye dinnae conne of me.

Iselmyr's grin warms Aloth's face.

Iselmyr: If matters were…otherwise, I could see a lass like me with a right-fine lad like yerself.

Iselmyr's smile turns bittersweet. Edér: Always thought you were special, too. Shame you're stuck where you are.

A quiet moment lingers between them. Iselmyr: Gets a lass to wonderin'…aw, fye and coxfithers, pay me no heed.

Iselmyr turns away, eyes cast down. Edér: Hey. You can ask me.

He touches the back of one of Aloth's hands in reassurance. Iselmyr: I've wondered whit it might feel to have yer arms 'twining me. Yer lips on mine.

Aloth's ears redden. Edér: Uh…huh. Didn't think you meant—

Edér: Wouldn't Aloth mind? Iselmyr: Ye dinnae conne him as I do. Poor lad has a kind, trusting heart. He wants that I should be happy. Edér: If that's—if that's how he feels…I want you to be happy, too.

He touches the outside of Aloth's hand again. Aloth's fingers spread and slide into place between Edér's. With Aloth's other hand, Iselmyr reaches up and runs his fingers down Edér's cheek, stepping closer as she does so.

Suddenly, Aloth's eyes fly open.

Iselmyr is not behind them.

He jumps back, shoving Edér away.

Aloth: What exactly are you doing?"

Shock and indignation color his face.

Edér: Aloth? Aloth: Who else would I be, you idiot?!

Just then, Iselmyr's cackle erupts from his throat. Iselmyr: Ooh, yer face, Edér! Only thing finer'n seeing it is feeling this lad's ire!

She laughs even harder. Iselmyr: Fye, whit's that I feel? Might it be a kindlin' where—

Iselmyr's laughs dissolve into a coughing fit from which Aloth finally emerges, furious and red-faced. Aloth: I think we can all agree to forget that ever happened.

He folds his arms and doesn't meet your eye or Edér's. Edér: Oh, now I get it. That's pretty good. Heh.

The chuckle is so uneasy it almost sounds like a question.

[aseremofuzzbutt]

Heart warming story time. My trans girlfriend lived a very rough life before me and i have made it my goal to help her feel normal. Gift her experiences that she never got to have.

Few days ago I took her shopping at a mall for the first time in her life. Took her to Spencers, Hot Topic, Lunch Box and FYE. All my favorites growing up and her shy little shell melted away when she saw all the things she loved. I told her to just pick stuff. Within reason. Made her budget but she got herself a new outfit together and immediately put it on when we were home. For a whole day her anxiety wore away while in public and her smile was brighter than I ever seen. She had the confidence to strip tease me and show off the new fit.

This art piece means more than cute furry girl half naked on a bed. Its a piece with heart warming meaning to me. This was the moment of beauty and confidence in a once scared girl.

TL;DR : Girlfriend wanted to show off her new outfit.

[snugglebunnies]

Despite how traumatizing it was, I admire the horror xD. And now I wanna do an animation thing on YouTube dedicated to FYE. However, I can't choose which song goes best?

As YOUR story, which do you think fits best?

Carnival of Carnage or The Laughing Track?

oh gosh, thank you! and i apologize deeply for any trauma my fanfictions bestow — though, i am glad you can appreciate it now, hehee.

and that sounds incredible! i'd be delighted to see it. out of those songs (though both would work great), i'd say 'the laughing track' fits best. really fits that... level of madness dimentio's reached, does it not? (either way, i'll be putting both of them on the FYE playlist i'm working on, if you don't mind--)

[sassyandclassy94]

Sneak peek of “Water Under the Bridge”

Practice went mostly well, aside from Jim skying the blade, Shorty catching too high, and Don frustratingly blaming Joe for rushing the slide. All these hiccups combined with Bobby’s personal life woes caused him to get short with his oarsmen. At one point, he told Don to bring up the stroke rate and when he failed, he once again blamed Joe, which led to the two bickering. Bobby couldn’t take it anymore and after calling ‘Way ‘nuff’, he shoved his megaphone up his forehead.

“Oh for the love of all good things would you two just knock it off!!” He glared at Don as his tone turned mean. “In case you forgot, Hume, you’re stroke. Joe follows you and is matching your rate; which is way freaking lower than what I asked for by the way.” he paused and inhaled before pulling the megaphone back down. “So, you gonna do what I ask now?”

Don simply frowned in response and after Bobby gave the command to row, the boys obeyed and when Bobby called to pick up the rate, Don tried something different. Bobby called him out and when Don tried to protest, Bobby lost it.

“Are you in a coxless four now?” his carotid artery bulged in his anger. “Because last I knew, we’re in an eight. And in an eight the cox gives the orders. Not the darn stroke.”

All the boys stared at Bobby, each one a little taken aback by his sudden burst of anger. Yeah, their coxswain had a big personality and was a bit of a fireplug but this kind of outburst was unusual for him.

“What’s your problem, Moch?” Chuck shouted from the two seat.

“Don’s my problem!” He gestured to his stroke. “Thinks just ‘cause he’s stroke, he can do whatever the heck he wants and call all the darn shots.”

Don leaned over his oar, a confused look on his face. “I nev–”

“I tell you to do one thing, you do the exact opposite. What do you call that?”

“An honest mistake,” Jim piped in as Shorty suffered a coughing fit in front of him.

“Stay outta this, McMillan!” He snapped before fixing his focus back on Don. “Pull any more stunts like this and I’ll tell Coach your butt needs to be moved to a different seat!”

A look of hurt flashed across Don’s face and he picked up his oar. The heck he was gonna be moved to a different seat. He glared at Bobby.

Bobby opened his mouth to speak again but as soon as he did, Ulbrickson shouted that it was time to quit through his megaphone. All eight of the boys breathed a silent sigh of relief before they paddled back to the dock.

There you have it! It’s simply a proof of life post to show I’m still writing👉🏻👈🏻😁 Which I am, obviously, I’m just slow. Wholesome content takes a while to put out, ya know? Plus I had to run this part by my coxswain friend on Instagram😁 Can’t have real rowers reading this and being all “Well, SHE doesn’t know what fye heck she’s talking about, lol at this crap!” and all that glitter and gore, ya know? It’s gotta be believable. (It was her idea to have Bobby threaten to have Don moved to a different seat/different boat)

[camzeecorner]

I start a new school tomorrow, im already 3 FUCKING WEEKS LATE. I’m so scared im gonna shit microwaves bro😭😭 like it’s so scary bro, I literally have zero friends im actually such a fucking loser.. at least my fits will be fye 😆😆 (send help)

[macabrecat]

Here's a fun little Christmas image for everyone!

I have the image in a landscape-styled orientation so I could fit everyone in the scene. I almost never do images in a landscape orientation style, but no time like the present eh? The shops in the background are based on actual shops you would normally find in the mall. The record store is based on shops like Sam Goody or FYE. The second store is based on the defunct toy store chain K.B. Toys. The third store is supposed to be Hot Topic. The fourth store is supposed to be Macy's.

Here we have a handful of some random Indie Game characters standing in line at the shopping mall for a photo with Santa. I have Peppino Spaghetti (Pizza Tower) dressed as a mall Santa, simply because this was what I planned after my "Indie Games Christmas" image from 2023. However, it was a bit of a challenge to figure out who would be the mall Santa's assistant. I ended up choosing Arthur Hastings (We Happy Few), simply because I just wanted to draw him again. Also because I can kinda see him trying (and failing) to keep everyone calm and patient while they're in line. Arthur's elf costume is loosely based on Buddy The Elf's outfit from the movie Elf.

Copyrights:

Arthur Hastings [We Happy Few] (C) Compulsion Games

Peppino Spaghetti [Pizza Tower] (C) Tour De Pizza

Bendy [Bendy & The Ink Machine] (C) The Meatly / Kindly Beast

Wendy [Don't Starve] (C) Klei Entertainment

Boyfriend [Friday Night Funkin'] (C) The Funkin' Crew Inc.

Frisk & Sans [Undertale] (C) Toby Fox

Peacock [Skullgirls] (C) Autumn Games / Reverge Labs

[internutter]

Challenge #04372-K354: Only Looks Harmless

The humans mocked another human calling them a hippo.

The human, much to the shock of their Alliance friends, thanked the mockers.

The mockers were shocked and swore at the human.

The human said "You just compared me to one of THE most feared animals on the planet next to the humble mosquito. An animal that is fast, powerful, literally a living, amphibious, tank. So thanks!" -- Fighting Fit

Of all the things that could happen in the Edge Territories, this was one of the least damaging. Well. One that was the least physically damaging. Human Fye grinned menacingly at her insulters and said, "Thanks for recognising me as dangerous to your continued health."

Those who insulted her scurried into the shadows.

Fye grinned at her Havenworlder client. "Fun fact. Hippos kill more Terrans than sharks. Yet it's the sharks people fear more than the hippopotamus. Weird how we suck at threat assessment." She paused to consider this. "Then again, hippos look cute, blobby, and friend-shaped until they open their mouths. Sharks have all the sharp all over them."

[Check the source for the rest of the story]