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theres-no-happy-endings · 1 year ago
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Alucard (Draft #1)
Alucard! Alucard! Alucard!!!
My vampire daddy really really likes me.
He's going to kiss me on my Belmonte bussy. (Bussy!)
I prefer his sword over my girl Sypha's pussy. (Pussy!)
My daddy drinks more than one color fluid.
(Alucard!) My Daddy, my vampire daddy. (Fwuk!)
O I love the way you use them teeth... (Fwuk!)
Should I continue writing the lyrics to this song?
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giri-giri-waifu · 4 years ago
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I spent all day playing animal crossing so now that it's time for me to sleep, my brain is thinking of all the ways I could have rearranged the mess in my bedroom into something livable...
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flock · 4 years ago
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da fwuk
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tylluan · 3 years ago
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+ uma bonitinha pro halloween
• capa para @/RustyXx (Spirit Fanfics)
• design inspirado em capa de @/fwuk
• crédito pelas fanarts a @/ctchrysler (Twitter) e @/tenartist (Twitter)
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fioletowyfacet · 3 years ago
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cursed-jrock-images · 5 years ago
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oh gawd oh fwuk, he’s rwight behind u !!!
cursed image #891
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owotalia · 5 years ago
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Happy FwUK day. That is awl
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wannabe-bassplayer · 5 years ago
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Thwen pwerish
Oh fuck you
Fuck
You
Anon
Uwu go fwuk youswef
(Jkiloveallofyou)
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plantxheart · 6 years ago
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HEWWO OWO. YOU ARE A FUWWY
fwuk
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SPOILERS! WLATE/AER Chapter 62 English Script
SPOILERS! READ AT YOUR OWN DISCRETION!
Hey there, fellow WLAE/AER fanatics! We present to you today this fan-made English Script of Chapter 62 of Lezhin webtoon “At the End of the Road” by Haribo, which is available in Korean. The English version will release soon. 
As most, if not all, of you know, there are parts of translating that are objective, and other parts that are subjective. No two translations will be identical. We hope that our version of this chapter’s dialogue and text will enrich your experience in reading “What Lies at the End”.
Please be sure to purchase the chapter to follow along. 
FRIENDLY REMINDER: Please do not ask my collaborators or me for pirated raws. We read this webtoon on Lezhin. Thank you for understanding. 
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~GET READY TO DIE FROM CRINGING AT THE HAND OF WOOJIN’S CHEESEBALLNESS!~
TRANSLATED BY: Kirin
PROOFREAD BY: Daisies and Lilies  
PROOFREAD PROOFREADER: Kirin (As in she proofreads my edits, haha!)
AT THE END OF THE ROAD CHAPTER 62
By Haribo
English Script
*ding-dong*
*ding-dong*
*ding-dong..*
*ding-dong...*
TAEMIN: ...The doorbell is ringing.
Go check.
WOOJIN:....
*ding-dong*
*ding-dong*
TAEMIN THOUGHTS: Wasn’t there a similar situation before this, too…?
WOOJIN: …
I’m going to kill whoever it is.
*rumble…*
*quick strides*
*quick strides...*
TAEMIN: I don’t know who’s at the door, but I should probably pray for their souls to rest in peace.
Scary bastard…
*creak...*
*slide over*
MINJUN: Siwoon-ah♥
I missed you♥
*slam*
*shoves in*
MINJUN: Wait, wait!!
We even bought a present for you, so if you act like this, won’t you break our hearts~?!!
WOOJIN: So what.
MINJUN: You’re too much~!!
Open up~!
Siwoon-ah♥♥
*crumpled...*
MINJUN: As expected, I knew you’d be home~.
What were you two doing?
Were you guys doing scandalous things?
Hm, hm♥?
WOOJIN: Stop spewing nonsense; just say what you need to say, and quietly go home.
*rumble*
TAEMIN THOUGHTS: So you’re still angry.
MINJUN: So mean~!!!
It took a lot of hard work to buy this present and lug it all the way over here!
Isn’t that right, Hoon-ah~?
HOON: …(nod)
MINJUN: Well, at least take a look, for starters~.
We brought something super fun♥
MINJUN: Ta-da☆
*voila*
TAEMIN: What the heck is that?
MINJUN: Huh~?!
Siwon doesn’t know what Jenga is?!
So you really are an old country bumpkin~?!
TAEMIN: ...Shut up.
MINJUN: This, you see~.
You first set it up like this
And when it’s your turn, you have to carefully remove one block, without knocking over the tower!
If the tower crumbles, then it’s game over for you~
And then the penalty game begins~♥
MINJUN:Rather than explaining it hundreds of times,
And because it’s more fun to learn as you go,
Why don’t we just start, and have Siwon go first~?♥
TAEMIN: ...Hm.
TAEMIN: This,
Is this how I’m supposed to do it…?
TAEMIN THOUGHTS: This is surprisingly nerve-wracking...
*carefully*
TAEMIN: Oh,
I did it.
MINJUN: Good job, Siwon~.
Just like that!
TAEMIN: What?
Unexpectedly, it’s ea-
-sy…?
Huh?
What’s this?
For 5 turns, please speak with a toddler-voice?
TEXT ON BLOCK: For 5 turns, please speak in a toddler-voice.
MINJUN: Ah, that’s a mission♥
If you can’t do it, then a penalty is waiting just for you ><♥!
TAEMIN: ...What?
*drop*
TAEMIN THOUGHTS: Tell me these things sooner!!!
MINJUN: Hey~.
How long do we have to wait~?
Do you give up and accept the penalty?♥
TAEMIN THOUGHTS: Toddler?
What would I know about how a toddler talks!!!
*tremble*
*tremble*
TAEMIN THOUGHTS: Why do I have to speak like a 5-year-old toddler at 19 years of age…?
TAEMIN THOUGHTS: ...but
*frustrated*
A penalty from Choi Minjun would be craploads worse than this, right…?
I have no choice...
TAEMIN: ...Next!!!!!
EVERYONE ELSE: !!!!
TAEMIN: Next person’s tuwn…!!!
Min,
Minjjwun’s tuwn…
Huwwy up and stawt…
EVERYONE ELSE: ……..
…….
…..
………
…….
MINJUN: PUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH~!!!!!!!!!
“Minjjwun” kekekekeke
“Minjjwun” he says. kekeke~!!!!!
*snicker,*
*lowers head*
MINJUN: Siwon
you’re really cute~!!!!♥
Ahahahahahah-!!!!!!!!
Dearie me, dearie me, was that it~?
Toddler Siwon~?!!
MINJUN: Since it’s Minjjwun’s turn,
Shall Minjjwun go for it~.
Hm~.
“Please hold hands with another player of your choice until your next turn.”
Hoon-ah~♥
Lend me your hand~.
WOOJIN: Han Siwon.
TAEMIN: ……
TAEMIN THOUGHTS: No matter what you do, I’m keeping my mouth shut, so don’t even try to bait me.
WOOJIN: Yoon Taemin.
TAEMIN: ……
WOOJIN: Want to kiss?
TAEMIN …!
*abruptly*
TAEMIN: Are you crazy?!!!!
WOOJIN: Where’s your toddler speech?
Shouldn’t you properly do your penalty?
*smirk*
TAEMIN THOUGHTS: This…
This asshole…
On purpose!!!!!!!
TAEMIN THOUGHTS: Damn it,
I was supposed to endure it…!!
I was supposed to endure it…!!!!!
*grinds teeth…*
*grinds teeth..*
*plops down*
*plop*
TAEMIN: Argh…!
Ugh…!!!
Weawy pwisses me off!!!
I said, it pwisses me off...!!!!
Min Woojin, you fwuk…
You fwuking bwastawd…!!!!!!!
*slides out*
TAEMIN: What?
What’d you get?
TEXT BOX: End of penalty
TAEMIN: “State 3 characteristics you find charming about the player to your right.”
TEXT ON BLOCK: “State 3 characteristics you find charming about the player to your right.”
TAEMIN: Right side?
What’s this?
Isn’t that me?
Keke. That turned out well.
Go on; let’s hear it~. You bastard.
Don’t I have countless charming qualities?
WOOJIN: … …
WOOJIN: Ahh.
Yeah, you do have a lot.
You say you want to protect someone, and then you actually go for it, and that’s really cute.
You pretend to be tough,
But when you’re under pressure,
You have no clue what to do-
All of that is cute.
Because your pride is a force of nature,
You want to see things through to the end and win,
That’s also really cute.
*POOF*
*what!!*
When you mumble in your sleep, it’s really cute,
When we kiss, your face gets all red-
TAEMIN: THIS BASTARD!!!
STOP!!!!!
*Quiet….*
TAEMIN: ...I’m exhausted.
*slides...*
TAEMIN: Those guys,
They finally left after being so bothersome until the end.
WOOJIN: They probably did all that just to pick on you.
TAEMIN: You did the exact same thing; you know that?
*Ha..*
TAEMIN: It’s already morning.
It’s pointless to get some sleep…
TAEMIN: Min Woojin,
Do you have time today?
WOOJIN: Why?
TAEMIN: ...There’s a place I want to visit.
TO BE CONTINUED.
DUN DUN DUN...
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i-wuna-b-her · 4 years ago
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fwuk yew , pay mew
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vinlynn-090 · 5 years ago
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Oh gawd, oh fwuk him just so butter biscuity!!?!
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cxincollector · 5 years ago
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OWO WHAT THE FWUK IS WIS?!
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cabanhapons · 5 years ago
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Bom dia! Hj a lida é no ferrageamento. #cavalocrioulo #ferrageamento #cabanhapons #tobiano #paint #qm #arabe #mangalarga #pampa #mustang #rodeio #laço (em Cabanha Pons) https://www.instagram.com/p/B4ps5K-FWuK/?igshid=14zdxeod3yefm
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luisfelipegaspar · 5 years ago
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Yeah!!! https://www.instagram.com/p/B25bEE-FWUK/?igshid=p4iscpcp783h
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run-journalist-run · 7 years ago
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HEWWO FWUK FWACE UWU
UWU *bwushes*
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