#futchscale

[midgay-amusement]

mo4 futch scale based on my headcanons.

[en8y]

im queuing up some soimour terms that have been rotting in my files for a while and a few of these are genuinely kinda confusing me

[johnnyutah]

watching saw with your straight friends “i know it’s kind of gross right haha i promise it’s not too scary!”

watching saw with your gay friends: @feelasifeel is currently futchscale-rating the car that kills chester bennington and his racist friends

[marxistleninistnidhogg]

Every lady in Miraland is sapphic.

[bellwitchfaggot]

"Making fun of the futchscale is problematic because there are people who identify as futch"

[conspiracieys-archive]

we did a thing @go0dra @grilled-salmon !

[apolloendymion]

stop making futchscale jokes they aren't funny anymore

[pikabite]

👈🖐️ SPIRITS & SUCH - MP100 DISCORD SERVER  ✌️👉

A community for general MP100 appreciation! Here’s a place to hang out and meet others with similar interests. We’ve had many new additions since the last time we made a post! Along with having a minecraft server, SPIRITS & SUCH now has server exclusive bots made by our very own members: @galaxiabreaker and @dappah! Currently, we have both a REIGEN and MOB, but future bots have a possibility of making their way in too!  

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“But what do these bots do?”

They’re very interactive! Certain phrases or words will cause them to pop in. They’ll respond to question worded sentences too. (“reigen are/can/do/is/why/will-”)

They can also:

-Assign you kin.

-Assign you on futchscale/twinkscale/ and chadcel.

-Reigen can send uplifting/motivational tidbits! (R!love)

-Send in quotes.

-Send in threats. *cocks gun*

Because they’re server exclusive, updates happen live so chances are if you have a fun suggestion it could be in the next update!

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Streams are now another thing we’re adding if people want to do hangouts on rabbit.

BASIC RULES:

🚫No NSFW (PG-13 Server)

🚫No ABOT stans

🚫No one over 25

🚫No Mogami/Touichirou stans

🚫No r**mob / r**tmob / t**seri / etc (any abusive/pedophilic/incestual ships)

FULL RULES ARE LISTED IN THE SERVER! The above is just the basic criteria for whether or not you join. (If you’d like to see the Full Rules before joining feel free to send @tomatorunning or @ventrios a message through tumblr!)

✨LINK TO JOIN: https://discord.gg/EhDAabZ✨

(REBLOGS APPRECIATED)

[monochromemedic]

Everyone that isn’t a gay man shouldn’t be doing it either tf. It was a joke made for gay & bi men not for straight people. Same with the futchscale; a joke for lesbians

ok

[lobsterflaws]

Hmm, futch or butchy femme. For no reason in particular; that's just what you seem like to me :v

yeah that’s about accurate aha ^^; thank you!!

[galaxiabreaker]

✨ReigenBot Info!✨

If you’ve come from the server, hi! If you haven’t, and you’re just curious as to what the fuck this is all about, the server post is [here], with a link! 

This post is to list all of ReigenBot’s features for ease of access, since we don’t go into too much detail in the post, or in ReigenBot’s info command, either! So! “What does ReigenBot do?” Lot’s of stuff! Let’s start with Commands:

Commands are what I call the prefix inputs for ReigenBot! Since other “commands” are designed to feel more like you’re talking to/at ReigenBot, “commands,” to me, feels more appropriate for prefix responses! Prefix Commands are as follows:

R!info: R!info, when used in the server, will prompt ReigenBot to bring up a simple info box that lists all of his available commands! He also gives a brief description of himself.

R!quote: ReigenBot sends a quote from himself! He has some iconic ones, like “SALT SPLASH!”, but he also has some Joak quotes submitted by server members!

R!kin: ReigenBot assigns you an MP100 kin at random!

R!kinnie: ReigenBot assigns you a Joke Kin at random! These are both MP100 related, and Not. It’s a surprise!

R!lesbian: ReigenBot assigns you along the futchscale!

R!gay: ReigenBot assigns you along the twunkscale!

R!chadcel: ReigenBot assigns you chad/normie/incel!

R!coinflip: ReigenBot gives heads or tails to decide fights to the death!

R!tvb: ReigenBot assigns you on the top/verse/bottom scale! This is only allowed for use in the 16+ #dark-general on the server.

R!love: ReigenBot send uplifting anecdotes! For when you need it!

With commands out of the way, let’s get into what else ReigenBot responds to!

ReigenBot responds to “Reigen are/can/do/is/why/will” questions! If it starts with Reigen+those keywords, he’ll send a random answer! “Why” questions also have unique responses separate from other question prompts!

ReigenBot says hi! Just ask him to! “Reigen, say hi!”

You can tell ReigenBot you love him! He detects a lot of ways to say “reigen i love you,” so try it out!

You can tell ReigenBot “thank you!” Nobody ever does, but you can! Please thank your local bot today!

You can be rude to ReigenBot! No, I will not be telling you how! Just because you can doesn’t mean you should! Please do not be mean to ReigenBot!

You can say “sorry” to ReigenBot! For the events where you’ve just been mean to ReigenBot, and you’re legally obligated to say sorry!

You can ask ReigenBot how he is! He responds in a variety of ways!

You can say “goodnight” to ReigenBot when he’s about to go offline!

ReigenBot can kill clowns! He detects variations of:

“Reigen kill this clown”

“Reigen shoot this clown”

“Reigen glock this clown”

“Reigen go sicko mode”

“Reigen you have license to kill”

ReigenBot can give L’s! He detects variations of:

“Reigen give the L”

“Reigen give them the L”

“Reigen give her the L”

“Reigen give him the L”

“Reigen give me the L”

“Reigen I accept my L”

ReigenBot can press F! He detects variations of:

“Reigen press F”

“Reigen hit F”

“Reigen hit that F”

“Reigen smash that F button”

“Reigen pay respects”

ReigenBot can take rights! He detects variations of:

“Your rights, hand them over”

“Reigen take their rights”

“Reigen take his rights”

“Reigen take her rights”

ReigenBot detects words you’re not supposed to say in Tom’s Christian Minecraft Server! Say bad words at your own risk!

ReigenBot can pass the weed/blunt/pipe/bong/roach/grass/dimp/devils lettuce/green! He also responds to “marijuana” and “cannabis” by accusing you of being a cop!

He catches all uses of “uwu” and “owo”! Stop It. Get Some Help.

REIGENBOT SAYS THE RANGE OF L+G+B+T RIGHTS! “Reigen say gay rights!” “Reigen say trans rights!” “Reigen say bi rights!” “Reigen say lesbian rights!”

ReigenBot responds to mentions of “twink!”

ReigenBot responds to mentions of “Serizawa” and “Katsuya” with various Lovemoji!

These are all the current features of ReigenBot, but he’s updated live whenever members have fun ideas to contribute! I hope you all have fun with ReigenBot in the meantime! ✨

[chad-bian]

Thoughts on the concept of "futch" and the futchscale? I think it's bullshit

Complete bullshit and it disrespects the rich culture of butches and femmes. It was literally just a meme and then someone took it seriously and here we are.

[beatcroc]

i just got a haircut and all my Cool Apparel just shipped and im feeling very powerful. futchscale rate me please.

[whiterubys]

20‚28‚11

thanks for the ask Owen!!

11. hugs or kisses

why can’t we have both? hugs

20. who was your celebrity/fictional gay awakening?

well i knew something was first up when I saw Evangeline Lilly as Tauriel and Kate Austen, but Crystal Reed as Allison Argent was what REALLY got me going lmao

28. do you identify with butch/femme labels?

i’m a butchy femme on the futchscale(:

send me a wlw ask!

[marxistleninistnidhogg]

Two questions, which GoT/ASOIAF character do I look the most like, and where would I fall on the Futch scale/Femme-Butch-Goth scale and why?

[cdfreak]

ok this post is getting deleted because its hogging my notifs and everyone whos making additions is unfunny and stupid and annoying. goodbye gamer futchscale i love you still

im literally obsessed with this image i have spentover an hour before like zooming in and studying it and thinking at length about if i agree or not with each assessment