#furry bullshit

[andmaybegayer]

Yinglet

a) sounds like a racial slur for a Disco Elysium race

b) appear to be what would happen if you did to a kobold whatever you do to a dragon to make a kobold

[mechaniking]

sometimes i'll look at some anthro furry art thing and instead of just going "neat art" i go "wow! that would have some interesting applications!"

[loth-caatgirl]

what if the tail got hard too

[irradiate-space]

Tired: "I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus, who looked like a lot like Daddy"

Hired: "I saw Mommy engaged in hurt/comfort play with Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, who was oddly anthropomorphic and plush"

[jarperart]

Here's some art of asher

[andmaybegayer]

There was a whole set of TV ads with these characters, comedy ads showing it in use as like, aftershave and washing detergent. I remember getting the Gay Puma ad from one of the other furries at school. There's a whole playlist here.

ORANGINA　オランジーナ　

[agent-of-imagined-chaos]

I got a fox tail at the ren fair. If you even care

[sabakos]

Chinozo - "Furisode" (feat. Flower)

[andmaybegayer]

Inside of me is a wolf and an antelope and a hyena and a bat and

[specimentality]

No bc what the fuck is this introduced OK bill (HB3084)??? Kids who pretend to be animals get kicked out of participating in school and extracurriculars? These people are so against fun and whimsy. Kids will roleplay critters and warrior cats. Maybe a kid wants to wear cat ears. It’s all harmless fun. What the hell. This is stupid and not okay! CALLING ANIMAL CONTROL ON THEM? HOW IS THIS NOT SATIRE!! Oklahoma is one of the worst ranked states in education, and THIS is what their government is worried about. Absolutely stupid. If you’re in OK tell your representatives that this is dumb and pressure them to vote against it.

[vibrantvetty]

Flynn helps Carl with his figure drawing assignment

[sharkface]

Please spread my spore

[andmaybegayer]

yeah you know the bikikikini

Maple has an even harder time finding a one-piece that fits.

Maple © Fortes

Art by Me!

[deadsetobsessions]

The Gotham City Planning and Building Committee might not be the best in terms of new or innovative designs (listen, they’re called Gotham for a reason) but at least they’re not the Metropolis City Planners. Those poor schmucks who think they’ve got it so good. Any employee who’ve worked at both would choose Gotham, any day. Well, not the city, but the Committee.

Why?

Well…

1) They’re the most well funded committee in the entire city (thanks, Brucie Wayne!), both officially and unofficially funded. This is impressive, considering the amount of bribes (see: unofficial funding) the GCPD gets from the local crime bosses and occasional Rogue.

2) Is the GCPBC probably led by a Court of Owl member? Probably. But the employees get Talons for body guards and no one fucks with them.

3) Metropolis has to deal with sky scrapers, ground gouged out by Superman’s strength, and the holes Superman and Co. puts through buildings. They’re frantically adding emergency supports and replacing cars. But in Gotham? The preliminary demolition is done for them. They save so much money on demolition when everyone and their mothers know how to bomb a building. The occasional sky scraper and mansion suffers either shattered glass and smaller property damage but they don’t have to even worry about it too much! The streets only have to stay functional. The damage is part of the Aesthetic.

4) They have a villain hazard pay- something Metropolis doesn’t have on the account of Superman saving the day before things get blown up. Lame.

5) Their local billionaire isn’t a massive sleazy supervillain who probably underpays his employees. Brucie Wayne is Gotham’s Baby Himbo dammit, and Lex Luthor can go suck the rgg his heads trying to imitate. Brucie Wayne respects women and wants to pay for the betterment of the city because their taxes are going to corrupt politicians. Lex Luthor’s got a hate boner for an alien and causes massive property damage to his own city.

Also Bruce Wayne is hot and Lex Luthor is very much not.

[dexaroth]

motherfucker unlimited

[andmaybegayer]

Buffalo.